In a world of fantasy and magic, all over the land there are ponies skilled in the arts of combat, magic, and everything in between who seek the thrill of adventure. They usually do so by accepting the quests offered by the honest populace that isn't short of issues for aspiring heroes to solve.You are one of such courageous ponies. You are a plucky earth pony, and a bard whose songs will magically improve the capabilities of your allies. You are a particular one, though, as you've decided to weave your strongest, most lecherous desires in your music. As a result, your powers can only affect mares, and you can reinforce them in more ways than a usual bard can. Unless noted otherwise, all the companions you'll join on your quests are mares as you specifically seek them out.As for the most recent events of your journey:You arrived arrived at Sky Diamond this day, the capital of the kingdom, accompanied only by your rat-friend Hilda. You've accepted a quest this afternoon, and just finished taking care of some wolves and bandits. You've yet to find Knifepoint, a friend of yours who should already have made her way to this city a day or two ago. Two other of your companions, Brass Compass and Chara, should arrive either tomorrow or the day after. You decided to leave for the capital while these two stayed in Port Sunrise a little more.As for what brings you here, Knifepoint wants to make some big money in the city, Brass Compass plans to study magic along the Seekers who have their headquarters here, and Chara would like to organize a performance in the pony capital.>Previous thread (#1): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42330176/#42330176>Previous thread (#2): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42455612/#42455612>Previous thread (#3): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42587627/#42587627>Previous thread (#4): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42795760/#42795760>Previous thread (#5): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42922101/#42922101>Previous thread (#6): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43059994/#43059994>Previous thread (#7): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43187715/#43187715Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43315563Lets go find Pale Gleam
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>>43316460>>43316419>>43316222>>43315983>>43315739"Knifepoint, you're looking at THAT." You point at Chara. "Now imagine her thrice as tall, and you think her show isn't gonna make bank? Come on, this is the easiest market move of your life!""Mmh… We'll see." The rogue mare grumbles. "Maybe, when you're missing 1 or 2 hundred coins, I might lend you what you need. Get there first and we'll talk again.""Good enough for now." You nod, and turn to Chara again. "We'll do it that way, our very own show. If we can find a few more profitable jobs, we might even have the full sum in less than a week!""Heehee! I can't wait!" Chara grins. "I'll work as hard as I can, first for the coins, and then on the show!"It is a little late to get working on that right away, though, and you think you'd rather have an evening at the tavern with your friends. Mauve Heavens accepts to join you, and Chara will ask Brass Compass if she wants to come too.But before that, you want to try to contact Pale Gleam. Thinking back at what you heard from Whirl Gold, you travel to the headquarter of the knights that is in the official district, so not far from the Conservatory. While the place is a smaller fortress with high walls next to the castle, there is an open door where the common folks can enter.You ask if you can talk with Pale Gleam, and say as an adventurer that she's been involved in a quest you've been on, and you'd to discuss the aftermath with her. Which is… true in some way. That is enough to persuade the pony at the entry to go notify Pale Gleam.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43316974We want to figure out what's going on, we want to help Gold become a knight she wants to be and not regret it later on, and we want to make it up to Pale for playing an unfortunate part in this drama, in that order. So, what really happened when Gold tried to help Pale with investigations and what was so depressing about it? How much sense does it make for Gold to finish her law studies after her knighting? Is there a teacher who can match Gold's energy better than Pale? Finally, is there anything we can do to help?
>>43317011This. Covers everything in mind directly.
>Stay away from those ponies. Don’t talk to them, don’t touch them, don’t even look at them. If I see you around them again I swear I’ll put you down like the dog that you are.
>>43316907They are already raped.
>>43316907I have Megan thread fatigue
>>43317006That's no good, get some more sleep, Anon. Your waifu would tell you to do the same.
>>43317006you mean Meegan?
>>43316907(hip shot)You talk too much.
#008.5: Insta' Deleted edition(I guess the jannies didn't appreciate Anon dominating Trix with a Tpose, oh well)>So what's /LMT/-A thread for requesting and hunting down the fics, readings, art, PMVs, vids, animations, and all other lost pone content that other Anons can't find anymore.>Why does this thread even exist?-I'm simply just an oldfag who's watched way too much of the early fandom's mountain of work slowly get flushed down the crapper.-Creators move on, accounts get purged, youtube mass deletes / restricts shit, links rot...you get it.-If we don't dig it up and share it now, a lot of it will be gone for good.>What can you do?-Bump, obviously. Slide threads are our main danger wiping slow burns like us off the site, our last thread only made it 4 days, but I know we can do better, so let's see if we can get this one to hold out ok.-Post any links, archives, torrents, or mirrors you have.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43313917Anon don't be rude.
>43314722>NOO THE MEDIA IS LOST!!!dumb nigger
>>43313917What the hecc anon, be nice to amre
>43314722>damnsamefagging nigger
>>43305306I believe this has been linked a couple of times in the past: https://mega.nz/folder/EJ1xmJCI#iKxTmMLn8T8m_59qxtZHnAWootmaster's archive of pony fan music remix stemsBoo Hoo is over here: https://mega.nz/folder/EJ1xmJCI#iKxTmMLn8T8m_59qxtZHnA/folder/hVljiZRB
milf appreciation thread?
>>43313400I'm into pony cougars but I can't be into pony milfs. In Equestria almost all marriages are happy and fulfilled and seducing a mother would ultimately mean bringing misery to her family, and I'm no homewrecker.
>>43315525Based anon. Your ticket will be among the first accepted by Celestia.
>>43315531>ticket faggot*RIIIP*Wanna be jannies are not allowed into Equestria.
>>43315533Don't shoot the messanger, anon!
There were many of 'em, many munch moosen!
>>43315720in the woodsen
>>43315720You should get some more sleep, Anon. Your waifu would be disappointed by your lack of self-care
>>43315720I have fatigue fatigue
>>43316931You should get some rest. What would your waifu think of your recklessness?
>>43316932STFU cock sucking faggot.
wat happen wen THE GLIMMERfinds out you make cutie marks for a living
You get raped
You get vored by her noxious ponut
>>43316570call Sunburst to get this bitch out of my store
Your waifu is always there for (You).Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.>Thread Question (TQ):What would be your waifus favorite car/mode of transport and favorite gun. Tachanka is not a valid answer this time>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>43270811Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>43316405I love falling asleep next to my wife because she likes to nuzzle up into my neck. I love my affectionate Moonhorse ^c^
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>>43316298Whit my waifu being twilight i think she would use an audi dont know why just my autism telling me as for a gun i think a glock becouse of this pic
>>43316298>favorite gunI don't think Luna would have a single favorite gun, but she'd love tacticool attachments on any weapon.
>>43316298>Thread question Tough to say. So far she's really enjoyed flying, so I suppose air travel? >Favorite gunparty canon, duh
Remember Sweetize Bot?I miss her
>>43315689Make her eat all the eggs
>>43315615she's often at galacon with an update on the progress, my bets are on that being the next time we see her
>>43314361Dear Luna, that mare looks like she needs a bath!
I heard Russians still making Sweetie Bot and taking her to cons. They got some progress. But the original FiW Sweetie Bot was hilarious and unique
>>43314361maybe
That's a big wing
>>43310709Shut up, GPTbot. You're hallucinating again.
>>43314212No u
Up
>>43310242Beeg
>>43315334
ALL CREATURES ARE EQUAL… NONE SHALL LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cozy Glow's punishment was too harsh, given how she was groomed into being a villain. It also defeats the principal that anyone (like Starlight) can be redeemedHere's my proposed punishment for her, followed by rehabilitation:>Be brought to the castle in Canterlot>She will be led to the kitchen of the banquet hall>There, she will be ordered to cook a large feast for the entirety of the castle guard, with minimal assistance>The meals will consist of dishes based on bran and oats, beans, several green vegetables, lentils, cheeses,>She will also have to carbonate a vat of sarsaparilla>In addition, she will have to make desserts such as several gallons of ice cream, cakes, bread puddings, tiramisu, cheesecakes>She will serve every single member of the royal guard, apologizing profusely for her actions and thanking them for their service>After they eat, she will have to bus all the silverware and plates to be washed>She will receive assistance here, because the window for the final stage of the punishment is narrowThe final stage of punishment, before rehabilitation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43316292>Here's my proposed punishment for her: not being canon*ftfy
>>43316297They fumbled the ball, canon doesn't matter
>>43315912What happens to her if she holds it in too long?
>>43316292You've been copypasting and sharing this fetish of yours a trillion times now.
Pomni if she mare
>>43315392We can't dig into the implications of digital minds and the information age. 90% of runtime must be devoted to the Jax Show.
>>43314708Some jannies are trannies, TADC made by a tranny. Checks out.
>>43313857definitely one of the largest animation fandoms right now
Pomni kinda looks like a MLP coded character in a way. She also gives off Twilight Sparkle vibes!
>>43316538She's a generic moe protagonist, is what you're saying.
I have a strong hunch that the MLP live action movie will bring back Megan. Maybe she'll be a 40 or 50 year old hag, maybe she'll be reimagined as a "nihilistic" dyed haired zoomie working at Starbucks who hates her job.Actually you know what, nevermind, they're not retarded enough to pull that second one off. First one I can see though.For enemies they could face, Changelings would be the most budget-friendly, being shapeshifters that can assume any form, human actors included. That or Tirek since centaurs are part human waist-up, no need for CGI just make a good costume.
>>43316415The presence of humans is fine as long as the main character and most of the supporting characters are mares.
>>43316421>It also insults the old generations frequentlywe could only be so lucky
>>43316421>actual plot is about some 35-year-old guy and his marriage troublesClassy. I hope he learns some kickass friendship lessons.>memes that were popular in 2018 and 90s pop culture referencesMake it memes that were popular in 2007 and you have my money. Figuratively speaking. I'll pirate it either way.>clever and original one-linersAh yes, the legendary "millenial writing" meme. A combination of grievances about cliches that never had any prominence and appear to be made up arbitrarily. I suspect it only exists because some sinister think tank was testing how to make a bunch of gullible fools believe in a complete fabrication, like a 2020's version of the Runit Dome.>a diet is an insulting conceptA witty one-liner goes here.
>>43316415I think one or two humans are alright, Geewun wasn't too bad with it, they're functionally a different species the same way Spike is.>>43316421>The ponies take a back seat to the actual plot, which is about some 35-year-old guy and his marriage troubles.It will probably also be with his daughter that he lost in the divorce but can visit him every summer or whatever. Maybe THAT'S Megan.
>>43316403All I want from the live action, if it has Megan, is a complete remaster of Escape from midnight castle thats a bit over a full hour long and leads into a new dark fantasy series, maybe teen level you could have on cartoon network with adventure time levels of themes and undertones. That's all a huge ask, but I think if they look at the success of Adventure Time and bronies they could do it. If they want to quadruple down on 'what if our main characters where influencers, had cell phones, and said yolo like my grandkids did 10 years ago' then they are welcome to lose g6 in the first two years just as they did with g5.
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T TWILIGHT USE THE FORCE FIELD TO PROTECT IT?
>>43315464I'm sorry. That Twilight was just too cute.
>>43315478That's what they're there for
>>43315491the game
>>43315134Re-Mark doesnt have to be many worlds though. The timeline goes back to how it was so it was just that chunk of percievable time that had the "wrong pasts".Both spells are possible in the same framework if you put imagine It's About Time's Novikov idea of time is the 'correct' version. It's easy with an eternalist, "block time" idea of time. If you saw the future from season 1 you'd see the Re-Mark hour or so has a different fake-past. If you saw the timeline from the outside there'd be a weird patch of time in that spot.Haruhi's Last Thursdayism talks about this.
>>43315462kek
I just don't like ponies no more...
>>43313731Digibro walked so these faggots could run
>>43313190how
>>43314257Just think about it
>>43313628>degenerate engages in degenerate behaviorWhy are you surprised?
>>43312892same here. it's too late to take back the mlp tattoos anyhow
