>wings are hollow and delicate>a random pony can benchpress your weight and then some with her wings
>>43101956Pegasus magic is like element zero from mass effect, it counteracts gravity and their wings are just for propulsion
>>43101956Winghands and wingups and shit are gay. Wings were cooler when the most a pony could do was tuck stuff up underneath them and hold it against their body. Which may have happened like once in season 1 idk. It was real in my mind.I just think it’s cuter that way. Feathers not fingers, okay?>>43103412Thumbnail looks like she has nads.
It's 1000 kilogram of feathersbecause feathers are lighter than steel
>>43106689Sliding threads is the lowest form of public discourse.
>>43106832>I just think it’s cuter that way. Feathers not fingers, okay?I agree. Winghands are shit and always have been.
how to explain /mlp/ to ponies?asking for a friend...
>>43105855>we argueNo we don't
>>43105873How dare you!
>>43105877He didn't even quote that other post correctly, it doesn't say ' we argue' anywhere here >>43105855You guys are arguing over something that didn't even happen.
>>43105851It's a place on the internet people argue and gush about ponies. Think of it as the local town square but where everypony gets to speaks their mind about anything pony related. And by that I do mean anything they feel like.It's a pretty jolly place don't take it too seriously.
>>43106374I don't have to write things correctly, I'm an esl
the live action movie will be either1) ponies go to real world2) equestria girls3) five score divided by fourprobably a 1. Am I wrong?
>>43099595>no hooves
>>43103745Happy early birthday, Anon
>>43104862>be (You)>2027>feeling old>your birthday comes>blackout at the minute you were born on>come to>notice a cutie mark on your hip>it's from one of the elderly ponies
>>43105550>Arrive to Equestria>In the promised land at last>Take a step>And have a heart attack
>>43106551>40-year old pony dies after moving a single muscleThat makes sense if ponies mimic Earth ponies' life span.
HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!! Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already been that time again! Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025(6??) GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend ONE LAST THREAD being a little less awful than we usually are. >How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ! The short form: Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out! Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board Horsemas Day is CLOSED! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43105817Cute nerd pone!(She smells sometimes, but is always nice)
>>43105844smells good...
burying my face in moondancer's sweaty neet flanks (it's hearths warming and she would have been alone but i will be giving her loving and gentle plaps all night)also why is my church's IP range blocked due to abuse? yall need jesus
>>43106262She is a neet anon, the smell is probably far from light and floral.More like pugnant and musky.Flies dropping dead pugnant and musky.
>>43106698>yall need jesusSays the Anon hornyposting from church
"My Little Moral Support" Edition/merch/ anniversary incoming! (06/06)Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43106727Some links and information from the last thread that can help you.+ New Symbiote Plushies:>symbiotestudios.com+ Plushmaker Selling his /mlp/ Plushies:>>43065130+ Wallets:>shop.mares.horse+ Free Plushie Pattern:>>43023221>>43025218+ About Sleeping with your Plushies:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43106727Tactical pony. A very important piece of gear.
>>43106727I have the same Starlight and Trixie from Aliexpress. I really like these plushies. I wish they did unicorn Twilight.
>>43106727look at her go!
post choco girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTylYpwQ74w
>>43104761Yeah! Natural chocolate.
>>43104761Sure
>>43106306Damn
>scolipede art has a ton of ponutshmmm...
>>43104354This fandom is too small for two horsebugs, fuck off.
>>43106596You are right, so transform into one, tonight I'm eating a fat bug
>>43106673my man
Alright Anons, everyone gather round, let us create the newest princess of Equestria.One at a time.
>>43103682pretty princess
>>43103682now give her a fat marecock
>>43105483god dammit anon
bump
>>43105483Do it yourself coward
Had a dream where I was watching an episode that I believed was late season but the animation looks overly smooth and like it might have been ai generated but then I thought that was just how it was and how the animation changed over time.
>>43104956>animated Luna marestareneat!
>>43104904hmmmmmm moonbutt.
Recently had a wet dream about Fluttershy. She's not even my waifu
>>43105141she is now.
>>43105721lucky anon
I definitely think it's rainbow dash
>>43105574jerks off is slang for masturbation, not just guys doing it, if I wanted to be accurate I'd say I flick the bean too but that just causes problems with people saying slurs telling me to gtfo it's a big problem you get kme
>>43105564Rainbow Dash clops so often that everypony in Ponyille knows to never touch anything that's touched Dash's left hoof (she uses her non-dominant hoof because it feels like somepony else's hoof)
>>43105584I wondered why her her left hoof was crustier than the rest
>>43105584Rainbow Dash uses her wings to play with herself and then preens after because she likes the taste of her juices. She's a fucking pervert.
>>43105564>I definitely think it's rainbow dash100% it's Sparkle
Objectively speaking what is the ideal pony size for:>carrying>cuddling >still staying within the namesake of the series as “little ponies”
>>43104497I feel like Luna would make more sense desu
>>43104413Anyone else find it amusing to see female self-inserts in pony content? Anon is already very common, and the kind of situations that named male self-inserts get into are all pretty stereotypical, but it's somewhat odd, somewhat pitiful, and somewhat endearing to see a female self-insert, named or not. It's like, here's this person who's clearly different from me or "us" but still does the same weird fan stuff. Female self-insert porn is especially hot for some reason. Maybe this is what female fans of MLP thought of male fans before the brony wave and being an adult fan of MLP became a "male thing".
>>43105887Yes but oddly enough the picture in OP isn’t a self-insert its a drawing of Celestia’s voice actress.
>>43104418FINALLY, another 4.5 canonthusiast
>>43105887No they didn't, because women can only complain.
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>>43105267Gay and fake holiday for redditors
>>43105878Happy birthday, anon!
>>43105884Imagine hating fun
>>43105882>>43106395Thanks!I hate pie for breakfast
>Come on girls. We have to destroy that ring or Sauron will take over Middle-Earth! Its up to us.
>>43104083Damn grikes work for Sauron, obviously.
>>43103906>None of them know that Celestia and Luna are both Maia and could've taken it themselves without any risk of corruption.Luna would be Gandalf because she'd come back as her S2 self after sacrificing herself to Durin's Bane.
>>43103902>>43104077Lmao gottem
>>43103712>no pony crossovers with Lord of the Ringswhy?
>>43105838well there's this one (not great but a classic): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4hD31VTdsw
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>>43106375When she goes to sleep I'm cleaning that corner.
>>43106375When she goes to sleep I'm sniffing her butt.
people unironically thought this character was gonna be named Clyde
