I can't remember what happened in September.
>>42641583good
>>42642120WHY :(
>>42642616I am a meanie.
>>42643073thats bad!!!
>>42643711Yes, and?
Forced self-insert pairing
>>42642844Nah, Button fucks his mom.
bumperino
>>42642847you're brown lmao
>>42642859Because My Little Pony is a gag-first cartoon that doesn't particularly care if it makes sense.
>>42642872same
Last time on The Good Necromancer:>Not much happened, mostly clean up from recent shenanigans with Hannu and Dawyn. You do return to town and find Smoke and Tanssija.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42303969/#42303969>Lore Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/M0kTrrNc>Inventory Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/aKksRQdc>Spell Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LuG8YptA>Information Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/egCQWBJA>Crafting Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/5cZEf2bh>Curse Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/PULLiqFKComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42643766"Not much, or nothing? I can and will carry you to a better locale if it will help. For now, I am at your command. If we can determine the manner of corruption, that may be helpful in ensuring you go un-... unmolested?"It's our turn to blush a little, unable to think of a better term once it slips into our mind.(Assuming there isn't anything we can do immediately)We remove our helmet and clip it to our side, removing the pin in our bun so that our wavy mane falls like a gentle shroud that covers most of our face.'... I am in need for a manecut. Master would not be happy if he saw me treating royalty like this. Though he probably would've experimented on Hannu's slumbering body, rather than try to wake him.'"... You're a good kisser. You have much experience? The legends don't mention a queen or any consorts, that I can recall."
>>42643766"Very well. I'll be close by for the night to allow your strength to return. Is there any hint to where your power lies? Decayed foliage or otherwise? Can you conjure something that can detect were it is?"
>>42643830>>42643917"Not much, or nothing? I can and will carry you to a better locale if it will help. For now, I am at your command.""Not much," He reiterates, "And honestly, I think this is a good spot. It'll do for now.""Very well. I'll be close by for the night to allow your strength to return," You nod, "Is there any hint to where your power lies? Decayed foliage or otherwise? If we can determine the manner of corruption, that may be helpful in ensuring you go un-... unmolested?"It is your turn to blush, unable to really think of a better term to describe the situation."I... I suppose that is a way to describe it," He admits with a blush of his own, "As for the other topic, I can sense the plant life around it is rather corrupted. With what, I am unsure though besides it not being Necromantic in nature."As he finishes you remove your helmet and clip it to your side, removing the pin in your bun so that your wavy mane falls down like a gentle shroud that covers most of your face. Even as it falls before you, you can see it getting his attention as he looks over at you.'...I am in need of a manecut. Master would not be happy if he saw me treating royalty like this. Though he probably would've experimented on Hannu's slumbering body, rather than try to wake him.'"...You're a good kisser. You have much experience? The legends don't mention a queen or any consorts, that I can recall.""I..."He trails off, blushing again but continuing after a few moments. As he does you notice some of the flowers on his body start to glow a bit."No... no, not really. I never had anyone to share my life with. Even in my time my presence and power seemed to scare anyone interested enough away."He looks down at his glowing hooves, one of them tapping against the crumbled stone beneath him."...That is all to stay that I don't have much experience, but even then I thought... you were good as well."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42644087Blushing, we turn away, using our long bangs for cover. "Th-thanks. I um, I did have some practice. I had a wife for a time; dragonborne, very scholarly. We eventually had to separate so we could pursue our passions. It was amicable and I do get the occasional letter from her."We shake our head realizing and wondering why we're telling him all of this. "If glowing hooves and dominion over fauna what drives others away, then they've never seen the darkness of death first-hoof. The terror the undead and the icy chill of souls. Others fear me, even the mere uttering of my name is enough to silence a village. Luscinia." I realized I flipped the script midway. Can't really think of a way to rephrase it. Unrelated, but I think I may have turned my mother into a Whovian. There was a pop up exhibit for Van Gogh that we went to, then I showed her the episode that's basically a love letter to him. One episode became four before she had to go to bed. She asked to borrow my DVD collection so she can catch up. She's not a fan of Sci-Fi, so this was very unexpected.
>>42644087'The flowers luminesce in response to his emotions. Is this purely chemical, magical, or a combination of the two... They are quite lovely.'Our head tilting slightly up then down is the only indication that we're looking him over, from the floral growths across his antlers, to his bare hooves, always steady and stable, before settling on his handsome face."We have as much in common, at least. Experience and isolation. Most see the armor and assume it shelters a rotting cadaver, and are surprised by the notion that I am a mare. Not all, but few enough have seen me out of it at all.""It's almost a pity: a part of me was looking forward to hunting down some long lost lover of yours, kept from passing on because of her love and devotion to you. It would've been quite romantic, I'm sure.">>42644162Seconding! Planting thoughts of a pair of married mares in the king's head, how scandalous. To be fair, that is a pretty good episode, and a lot of the show is about adventure, rather than Sci-fi, even if it is a common theme.
lyara
loiro
>>42643848I hate her. She has no snowpity.
>>42644132Leery.
>>42644132>has no snowpityBecause into hands and anthro stuff?
IT'S HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oriMFoJhO3I
Hope doublewbrothers do a hugging g5 ponies.
>>42644050Name one thing wrong with hating everything
>>42644074Hope you put a bullet in your head
>>42644086You become me. Except you're not me since ... I consider G5 above G4 S2-S9 but below S1 yet I rate S1 a 6/10.
Jeez, can we talk about the video instead of this derailing shit? I almost miss the “buy an ad” spammer.
>I CAN SEE A RAINBOW IN YOUR TEARS AS THEY FALL ON DOWN>I CAN YOUR SOUL GROW THROUGH THE PAIN AS THEY HIT THE GROUNDSo this movie was originally going to have a much sadder ending, right?
>>42643480where are these lyrics from
>>42643508DYEWTM?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDtqJOwHq3w
>>42643510>shitty celebrity stand in wasted lyrics
>>42643608Should've been Coloratura.
>>42643480Isn't it some random song that sia had nowhere to put so she just offloaded it as a vague 'rainbows=ponies' coat of paint into the film
Zipp x Sunny is just TwiDash x Hope incarnate. Sunny really would have added a lot to the Mane6 dynamic.
based lesbogod thread
Uh oh guys they are doing it again
>>42640060Sunny knows a soft cheek.
>>42640056Tho Dash has her arrogant component in her, which is missing here. Zipp is proud of her flight abilities, but she's not a show-off, quite the opposite.
>>42643704Zipp Storm vs Rainbow Dashhttps://youtu.be/ykcU3VrOj14?t=158
>no new Wild Manes episode this week eitherWildsisters..
>>42642408Perla has pegasus wings on her saddle
>>42643260
>>42643448Like woah Bridgette
Wouldn’t eat.
can a pone really be intrinsically blamed for the narrative kerfuckery that's thrusted upon them by the writers?, what could occur to make you like Luster Dawn as a pony rather than just seeing her as some tacked-on decor in a mismanaged finale?, could it be her introduction to the series instead of the school as Twilight's protege?, could there really be nothing at all that would sway your heart?, please Anon, do tell me, please, and thank you.
She's cool. Glad Twilight taught her a lesson though.
>>42643902>Flurry Heart, did I ever tell you about Luster Dawn? She was your aunt’s exotic teenage filly apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little teats in Equestria; barely legal in most kingdoms. Twilight and I used to double team her at the end of every successful campaign during the Creature Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire royal guard run a train over her, part of official princess “training” of course. In time, she learned how flare a horn better than anypony in the school for gifted unicorns. We enrolled her in the cheer squad and told her panties were symbols of friendship, and since she was constantly cartwheeling around villains you’d get a glimpse of her silk-lined pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while blasting Sombra to pieces for the 200th time. It was surreal. We taught her to vibrate her horn like a dildo to cast spells and she constantly got captured by zebras and dragons almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Flurry, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
bee
>>42641695
>>42641710Have you heard?
>>42641695bee
>"Rape me?">"OHOHOHOHOHOHO, oh Anonymous!">"You always were renowned for your humor.">"You know what they say about not being able to rape the willing.">Celestia's horn glows with magic. So do your feet.>You're bolted to the ground. Try as you might, you can't move your legs at all.>Is this what it feels like when the Italian mob gives you cement shoes?>Her half-lidded eyes convey an equal sense of menacing and lust>"Now, monkey boy...">"Take off your pants."
>>42643701>rape luna
>>42643701>OHOHOHOHOHOHOCalm down, Santalestia.
>it's then that you crash through an expensive, painted window, cape flowing majestically behind you as you land perfectly on all fours in front of the human, putting yourself between him and his assailant"NONE shall lay a hoof on The Great and Powerful Trixie's human!">Your horn crackles with power, and Celestia stumbles back with a gasp, she hadn't expected this!>The human is relieved, his heroine is here!>She quickly dips into a bow, humbling herself. "Trixie, oh great and powerful one! I-I hadn't known that the human was yours! Please, I beg your forgiveness—""Silence, Celestia!">Celestia flinches, you're having none of her games"Since ponies won't cease ogling Trixie's human, you will become an example!">Your horn begins to alight, glowing brighter and brighter>"No!">Celestia's own magic alights"Trixie ZAP!">An all consuming beam of power erupts from your horn>Celestia meets it with her own, but your legendary magical prowess is too much for the alicorn to overcome>"NOOO-" Celestia protests, as your magic consumes her, leaving behind nothing but ash and her regaliaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Do ponies play Minecraft? (no brown bricks plese)
>>42641960new headcanon that she sounds like inspector gadget thank you anon
>>42642575It's supposed to be horse sweat nonny
>>42640786qt
>>42642575It's creeper milk
>>42638634how come there isn't a single good pony mod for minecraft like actually
>"ANONYMOUS!">"GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!"
>>42642822>rape
>>42642822>oh yeah, or what?
>>42642822FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID I NEEDED SOME LEMONS AND THERES LIKE A BILLION OF THEM IN YOUR ROYAL KITCHEN YOU WILL BE FINE
Why is this runway model wearing a pony plush dress looks so emotionless disconnected?
>>42642323"the board" as in 4chan.org>greentext on /g/ got borken (memearrow didn't make text green)>sage on /v/ wasn't functional for a couple of days>archived threads weren't actually "archived" and people could try to reply
>>42642326So it was just likely whatever web dev working on 4chan (doing it for free) screwed up something while working on the spaghetti code. Also sage not working is a blessing because if you don't like a thread then don't reply to it than be a utter gay faggot.
>nice >unf >cute >fwomp >this >cool >ahah >10 >bump
>>42642279The other model got to wear the g4 pony dress and she get stuck with the g% dog dress
>>42642289DID SOMEBODY SAY BILLIONS DIE FROM 1000 FEET TSUNAMIS?
