>Today we have a special lesson to go over class. Anon is going to help me to showcase and explain to you the dynamic between predator and prey. Anon be a dear and take this fake, rubber spear oh be a dear and remove all your clothes. Now chase me as fast and as far as you can. I hope you can keep up with me class because humans are predators. Lets see if he can catch me and take me as his prey using his methods of pursuit!
>>43349003kek
>>43352115trannies go to hell instead
>>43353727Yeah HiEtrannies go to hell as Equestria is pony only.
>>43348935>anon, excited to share his knowledge, strips down to his undies while explaining all the evolutive traits that he can remember>"[...]and each of these billions of pores allow me to sweat and cool down more efffectivelly, now you may also worry about the radiation but through a process we call "tanning" my cells can adapt to solar irradiance in matter of days before it could become a problem, then there's also[...]">her face when anon raptures every filly's and passersb's attention over the course of an hour while giving detailed explanations behind every threat and response developed by his species
>>43353731Mindbroken by AiEryans.
1.5gb of ram 1.7ghz intel cpu 32bit running Debian
>>43349741anon... we have a thread for this >>43334801
>>43350106I'm pretty sure Debian Trixie dropped support for i386 installation
>>43349741You should check if you have any pony lost media on there
bump
>>43349741So retro, brah!
>Anon we like you but everypony is concerned that you aren’t joining us in our musical numbers. Actually come to think of it when you first beamed to Ponyville you didnt even introduce yourself with a grandiose musical number either.
>>43352501Sorry Twi, I did all my singing with Glimmy.
>>43352909
>>43352621dancing through lifeswaying and sweepingand always keeping coollife is fraught-lesswhen you're thoughtlessthose who don't trynever look foolishdancing through lifemindless and carelessmake sure you're where lesstrouble is rifewoes are fleetingblows are glancingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43352764>>43352991nice
>>43352501Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SOBER THINKING
>>43352691Rob was the pony persona of the movie's director, an employee of Boulder Media so he wasn't transferred over when the series was given to Atomic Cartoons
>>43349852you're a retard. they would do it for free.
how you gonna bump a bunch of shit threads and not this one
>>43349579I'm never sober, fren.
>>43353633Me neither
Previous Thread (#144) >>43130648https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43130648Painful reminder.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43296844Did you give it a read ?
Do we let this stay dead until the weekend ?
Welcome to puzzle thread. We do two things; jigsaw puzzles and mares.Previous thread: >>43094339>New to Puzzle Thread?https://jiggie.fun/?newAbove is what most anons use but other puzzle hosts are available>How many pieces should my puzzle be?The recommended ppi is no lower than 50 and no higher than 70 but when you get used to it the optimal piece count will be easier to determine based on your image>Label puzzle posts with piece count, subject of the image, and label NSFW when applicable>This a slow thread, don't be afraid to bump so your fellow horse fuckers can return to that puzzle they were working on yesterdayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wanted to try a redo of Nature's Sweet Furyhttps://u.pone.rs/shednpje.mp3Lyrics: https://ponepaste.org/12007
>10
https://jiggie.fun/fgrrIdTrying one out if anyone's interested.
>>43351246>Any ideas/suggestions?Always have someone with locking rights on watch, especially at the start of the panel when the trolls are not bored yet. Lock the largest chunk as soon as possible to prevent REEEE.At least one set with rotation, it can be smaller one to compensate.Getting pics from audience in the middle worked great imo, this way the panel was more interactive.Overall I liked it more than previous ones. We have plenty of calm, comfy puzzles in this thread. Con is a chance to involve a lot of people at the same time and have some chaotic fun.
https://jiggie.fun/5U5cC4900p, sfw, Pinkie Pie
Before you got to Equestria, there was a Previous Anon. Previous Anon was a hero to the ponies and a fine upstanding citizen but just so happened to also be horrifically racist against your particular race. So if you're black for example, Previous Anon warned the ponies about the dangers of dark-skinned humans, 100% of which he unknowingly made up. And the ponies all believe him enough to kill you on sight. Do you risk trying to convince the dumb horses that you're not all that bad, or do you just exile yourself back to Earth like the coward that you are?
>>43352712It's not about how fucked up you are Anon. It's about who can be vouched for and who cannot. Satan and Hannibal would be okay with Equestria if any of them were willing to say 'yeah these guys are fine now.' It's usually Twilight funnily enough.
>>43352200Realistically, I would keep believing it's a prank right until they put a stake in my heart.>unknowingly How is that supposed to work?
>>43352200Humans of my race don't deserve to go to Equestria.
>>43352712>war crimesI don't think you can prove it.>betrayed her own speciesSpecies are not backstabbables. The only backstabbables worthy of consideration she backstabbed in her entire life were her subordinates in Whatshisface's army, and I think we would both agree it would've been better if she bit this bullet sooner.
>>43352200What a coincidence I'm a racist too, guess this means I carry on what he startedcool thread
Do you want a fresh, fabulous and mysterious thread to post zeebs? This is the perfect place. Post any pic, stories, opinions and more from your grace.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43205900
>>43350797too whitewashed
Umalezmore likeCutemalez
>>43351491beautiful
I think I could fix her.
>>43352002Is that why Linky is how she is? Why her snowpity seems kind of dulled sometimes, due to all the hard work?
>>43352148And they’ll get away with it, too. No one ever suspects the butterfly.
>>43349716When you see it
>>43352689i came
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>43238466
zzzz
reminder that dashie is 4'11" irl
>>43353304God I hope she is a little blue shawty that I can grope between the legs and lift off the fucking ground and hug.
Why does it always rain on me? Is it because i lied when i was seventeen
It's because you touch yourself at night.
There are few things more disgusting than porn featuring Discord.
>/co/nradpbbbt>guy who doesn't into ponies anymorepbbbt>anonhe aight>markerI'ma boop yo ass back to mlpg tf
>>43353171I'd fuck Eris.
>>43353364Hi, Fluttershy.
>>43353230As if you wouldn't.
>>43353230
see this what do
>>43351772Laugh and leave
>>43351772It's not quicksand, it's my fucking poop and i am pushing your ass into it cuckcord.
>>43351772>"Won't someone please help me?"
I'd free him in exchange for some discock
>>43351772Pet him
>aaa- AHHH-!
>>43352862She'll be too slippery to sneeze.
>CHOO
>>43353272AAAAA IT'S IN MY EYES
>>43353272FUCK, I WAS TOO LATE!
Aaaa
I have always read about anons proudly claiming they would introduce their daughters to the franchise. Well, turns out kids have a 50/50 chance of being girls and I got the boy (even though everyone on this board, and even irl, seems to be having daughters).Is it ok for his brain development to be introduced to MLP? It is a good show. I discovered MLP when I was a teenager and I got bullied by the girls in the classroom, one girl in particular hated me guts because I happened to share with her that I liked MLP, it got to the point she complained to the teacher about it and forced the teacher to explain to the class why "it wasn't normal for anon to watch that show!!!". Funnily enough, boys didn't mind, they were all friendly, a couple had seen the show through their sisters, none were brave enough to be Bronies though.I am simply asking if it's a good idea. The show is good, it is a million times better than any other cartoon produced in the last decade. I just worry about it impacting his development in unexpected ways.
>>43352427>Name one single thing wrong with hating womenThere isn't.>>43352432>Name one single thing wrong with being gay or transThere isn't.
>>43352461You can't be based and not based at the same time, anon.
>>43352461You are extremely based.
>>43352461Having sex with men is less gross than touching a real life human woman.
>>43352461>There isn't.cringe>There isn't.cringe
