Why did Celestia and Luna just happen to know the spell to turn people to stone off the top of their head when Twilight had to go look it up in a library? Are they turning people to stone on a regular basis or something?
>>43124533Yeah, that line didn't age well, considering.
>>43124163The question is why did they need the elements of harmony to turn Discord into stone in the first place if there's already a spell?Is it because they needed the elements anyway to clean Discord's mess?Guess I answered this question myself.
>>43124680An immortal chaos demon is obviously on a different level than a powerless mortal.
>>43124684>Celestia and Luna>powerless mortals
>>43124680Since you're fucking retarded, I'll break it down for you.There was no "spell" to turn anything into stone. The Elements of Harmony turned discord into stone because Discord is the antithesis of Harmony. Discord "doesn't turn ponies into stone" because petrification is the antithesis of Chaos. Until nu-writers who didn't fucking watch the show decided "lol, whatevs man", anyway.
ATTENTION: we've changed server IPs. New IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 147.93.144.204:27015Young anon, this IS that kind of party!Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--rXfrpRXr4Previous thread: >>43035326Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit this link to check out the server info from your browser: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/tf2/38090784>Server infoServer IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 147.93.144.204:27015Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124425I'm not Spider, and I'm going to start calling you Kike Sparkle now
hey you know we should play saxton hale more often and stuff
>>43124401>never take any insults I send your way to heartNo, you don't get to be an asshole and backpedal from it.
Beat and molest
>>43124586I'm a asshole to everyone, all the time. most of the time to people on my friends list. I think I have in the past even personally apologized to you and said this before, so, not a backpedal its just too be expected. But, if you wanna be butt hurt because I called someone else, not even you, a nigger because they did a extremely minor inconvenience than go crazy. its not like I am too worried about your opinion like you are mine.
Previous Thread: >>43004888/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=33325216721.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43123567Twilight knows what you did.
>>43123821she made me do it
2 on marebox
ok so apparently all the images are just... gone?I have !images turned on and my imagetool_dist set to 1000, but nothing shows up no matter what I do. wtf is going on????
I wonder what my cutie mark would be.
>>43113076why would ponies need cycles cant they like run fast?
>>43122766They can go faster on the bike.
>>43057867haha benis weenis cum cutie mark!!! IM CUMMING RAARRGH
>>43057875>Has penis on flank>Lone mare at night"Oh, you must be a urologist or something...right?"
>>43124198Haha... >rape
Previous thread: >>43068842Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43068842Spring cleaning edition.>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43123587>so the pain went awayShe's been dealing with chronic pain the whole time?>unless she goes to the Royal Canterlot HospitalIf she decides to treat it, even the most basic operation taking a few days would cost tens of years on the other side.>She has grown too used to the court life.Just as I guessed earlier. And in previous posts.>I do not think this person returns her feelingsShe will be heartbroken. Or already is.>she wanted to stayIt's been what? 15 to 20 years since she is there? Each day in Equestria is 6 years there. And this is the third day if I recall correctly.>We can turn it back.Umm what? Time travel? Luna did not say she closed the portal, so if it still opening/closing the time passes on the other side. Nor did she said she kept it permanently open, so the times kept being synchronized. Also "turning it back" would mean being able to save the missing ponies who entered a month ago, altering history. Sounds like a mess, because from the Equestrian point of view the time would be linear, while the other side jumps around. Whatever Thistle experienced would have never happened, yet from her perspective it did.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43124319Imagine all the mischief they would get into!
Previous Thread (#142) >>42956764https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42956764Good girl edition.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43120850Exploring such idea, but I'm looking to end this green/fic on two chapters.Maybe expand with others slaves.A side of that, good idea the problem with the identity after sharing feelings.
>>43124129>problem with the identity after sharing feelingsI was thinking more of the owner being unable to get off on anything non hardcore or non-slave like after using that spell too much. It would make her a lot more tempted into trying those free pony clubs, that is if they could even scratch that itch compared to what she makes her slave go through.
>>43123967
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>43019200--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43123825Love me some Moondancer. Do you think she has a retarded cousin called Moonmoon? Maybe a really edgy but solemn one called Moonlight Sword, who has an inexplicable love for poison swamps? Or maybe a Moon Sailor who likes miniskirts and is a bimbo.
>>43102735>"It's okay, Anon." >Twilight sighs and shrugs a book off her head. >"I think I understand now.">She stumbles to her hooves and casts a spell to clean up the mess.>Twilight reluctantly approaches your marefriend.>"Please accept my apologies, Derpy.">She removes the thingamajig from Derpy and poofs it out of existence.>The pegasus yelps and tenderly rubs her flank.>"Now then, I do believe I owe the two of you some refreshments.">Twilight puts on her best 'brave face' and quickly trots into the kitchen.>Derpy tries to say something, but Twilight is already gone.>You and Derpy decide to take a seat at the nearby coffee table.>The soft clanking of plates create a cheerful harmony inside the kitchen.>Yet the common room largely remains silent and tense.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124559>You and Derpy share a collective *GASP* and turn to see Twilight standing near the table.>The purple pony stares at you with a glimmer of naive curiosity in her eyes."Uh, n-no.">You clear your throat and awkwardly shuffle back to your seat.>Derpy's face turns beet red as she begins babbling up an excuse.>Twilight carefully places her array of floating plates and mugs on the table.>Mugs full of what smells like hot tea.>A plate of fluffy croissants.>A plate of fresh-baked muffins.>"Yummy!" Derpy licks her lips.>Twilight begins to serve, but Derpy immediately grabs the plate of muffins and smashes her face into it.>"NOM NOM NOM!">You quickly snatch a muffin from the plate's edge before it's too late.>Twilight stares in amazement with her mouth hanging open.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124085Oh boy, that could get spicy really damn fast.
>>43124564"I have plenty to be sorry about, Twilight.">Twilight fidgets in her seat, but offers no immediate response."The real question is: can you forgive me?">Derpy sits back in her seat and utters a small burp.>"Those were some yummy muffins." She scratches her chin. "Hmm, yummuffins?">Derpy smiles at you, and then at Twilight.>"Did I miss anything?" She asks.>"I was just apologizing to you about what happened in the bathroom." Twilight reminds her.>"Ohhhh...." Derpy licks her lips and smiles. "It's okay Twilight. Everypony does a bad, sometimes.">Twilight smiles ever so slightly.>Perhaps this evening can still be salvaged.>Derpy yawns and rests her head on the table.>"I'm just gonna rest my-ZzzzZzzzZZZZZzzzzz.....">The mare falls asleep faster than you can say "Ticonderoga".Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Why are you such a nigger anon?
>>43120101>dunno Meegan, what makes you so twatty, that time of month?
>>43120101I’m sorry I can’t help it man
SPELL MY PONY'S NAME FOR ME
>>43123921W
because of sunset shimmer
/bfed/ - Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Thread 50: oiia oiia editionDiscussion regarding Banned from Equestria (Daily) by Pokehidden, aswell as the community efforts surrounding the game and concept.Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click clop game where the objective is to get with as many mares (and stallions) as you can in the span of three days.>Play Banned from Equestria (Daily) online:https://pokehidden.archive.hexstream.net/banned_from_equestria_daily/game.swf.htmlSome ressources:https://pokehidden.archive.hexstream.net/banned_from_equestria_daily.htmlOngoing projects:Translation repository - https://codeberg.org/BlackCatPixelMares/BFED-Translation (slow AF, will be moved to codeberg)Laid Zeppelin (SFW ongoing game, NSFW patch? Name May change)Previous efforts included engine re-writes (at least one in Godot, one in python(Kazeged), and one in C/Lua (https://github.com/jsteel2/bfeg/)) aswell as original stories made in the style of BFED.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43123205Oh that explains why it was so creamy.
>>43123467Someone say cream?
>>43124094Urg... My retina...
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?TBAIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43123040I have no ideas
>>43106862>-No politics or fandom dramaI'm going to hope doing a parody doesn't count as "Drama" because I've got something cooking right nyao.
>>43123298Depends on the nature of the parody
does clicking on a u.pone.rs link show the file as corrupted for anyone else or no
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Hello /mlp/! this is my own cosplay I made of Twilight Sparkle from EqG!It was meant for /cgl/ but I double checked with a moderator on irc and they told me that it's not allowed on /cgl/ and to use this boardI hope you like it! this is my first cosplay where I make it myself instead of buying a premade one from ali express or something.
>>43122795>>43123108I'm outta here
>>43112326https://voca.ro/1hMDcLOgw97a
>>43123421BTFO'D the woman.
Between the simps, the trans accusers, and the weird fetish anon, this thread is truly magical...And don't get me started on the married OP putting any dark blue wig and calling it a Twilight cosplay.Can we go any lower? Come on Anons, I know you can do it!
>>43124020yeah we can go lower than the sex basement in big macintosh's room
We love Jumbo Don. Jumbo Don loves us too.
Tell me a bed time story, Jumbo Don.
Woona invites Jumbo Don to come visit the great Moon!
>>43123827The seaponies also invite Jumbo Don AND Woona to the Lunar Maria!
La la la la, oh hey! It's almost time for the fantastical really awesome and cool party for everypony to enjoy, Jumbo Don!
Have some cider on me, Jumbo Don!
>you are twilight sparkle
Wheeee!
:)
butta
>>43123863Why is Crazy Twilight genuinely really cute in a strange way? Like I don't find this design of her creepy (except for the slasher smile when she has the birdnest on her head).
>>43124210Even with the unsettledness, she is still cute even when her face is deformed with crazyness.
Sleepy editionPrevious thread: >>43007758Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43124117Always feels a bit strange to see MLP stuff out in the wild. The other day I saw a lady driving her car with a RD plush and a AJ plush sitting on her dashboard.
Actually funny how this almost was an episode
>>43124568Sounds like a standard Nu MLP episode. Not like Twilight could scan the crown to see if its fake or not or Rarity who analyzes treasure and gold.
picrel anon can you please post some pics like the picrel, image of a random pony then text at the bottom please
>>43124608like this? or the pictures with the word 'kek'
>>43124608just make your own, stupidjesus this generation is fucked
>>43124634yes like this thank you anon appreciated>>43124636lemme b lazy in peace eh? fuck off
