Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>43149811
>>43172035I like to green text small stories to images people post sometimes.
>>43172035Don't care, the general I use has fresh greens baked out of the oven so it looks all good to me.
>>43172630Everybody says this but nobody ever wants to back this claim up whenever they get pressed about it.
>>43172772No ones ever smart enough to recognize it's just shitposting for the sake of shitposting, either.>Yeah my cool general you don't know the name of? It has stuff and things, also no I wont tell you what it's called.
Post gay mares and talk about how much you want to see them kiss
>>43171304Who the hell are these mares?
>>43171985Oc mares
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"QUINTILIUS ANONYMOUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!"
>>43172057>bullshit- you haven't so much as touched anything of hers since you got here>not for lack of trying, mind you
Sunday
>hrm I'm gonna try and read some of these stories in the OP>slavery>slavery>weird fetish shit>sub 10k words>slavery>unfinished>unfinished weird fetish shityou're pissing me tf off right now
Previous Thread: >>42972328Post pics and love Sunset.My Past Is Not Today Artist Collabhttps://mypastisnot.today/Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/user/HolyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43171825I vote for this.
Why did Pinkie do it, bros?
>>43172151It’s always for the laughs
>>43163601>Be Anon>Come home late from a long day at the Shitpost Factory>It's a tough, thankless job, but someone's gotta do it>All you want is a hot shower, a cold beer, and to cuddle on the couch with your gf, Sunset Shimmer>When you finally get home, the apartment is in absolute chaos>Sheets from the bed are flung everywhere >There are several still-slightly-smoking holes in the couch>Your girlfriend is nowhere to be seen>And worst of all, the beer fridge is open, and all the cold beers are now warming up>It almost looks like someone broke in and turned the place over, looking for something >But all the expensive electronics are right where they're supposed to be "Hey, Sunnybun, you home?">Silence answers you for a minute, then you hear Sunset call out from the bathroom >"I'm here, just don't freak out, okay?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43172458Anon now has a cozy little rocking horse
Apple Pie editionPrevious thread: >>43085924Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://poneb.in/u/flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://poneb.in/u/RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43171460Yea, I don't go through the pregnancy general a lot, and that was just the one that came to mind. I hope someone cones up with it so I can add it to the collection.
>>43171434I'm sure you know a lot about seamen, Satan
Morning bump.
Previous Thread: >>43069328Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Yehibo:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43171819They’re always just too cute together no matter what
>Cooking Anon paste somehow got +3000 hits seemingly overnight on ponepasteWhat the fuck happened?
>>43140908>>43140915lvl 30 cutie pies
Requests welcome as always!Happy to see y'all again!
>>43172310Litterbox only works for a few hours
>>43171663The links don't work.>>43172494Oh, well damn.
>>43172494Never mind I stuffed up again. I assumed that since these were still up >>43171600 then >>43171663 should be too. Forgot it's possible to set different expiry times.The question still remains. Why use litterbox instead of regular catbox.moe?
>>43171620>>43171621>>43171623>>43171626Much better. Thanks a lot.
>>43165060>SAAR
I want to bang Cloud Kicker.
>>43172641>OP reposted the same image that's used as the first image of the threadoh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>43172645>he thinks i'm OP
>>43172652>
garbage thread
>>43172645OP here and I also made other threads, then leave them alone. For some reason they always attract some anon that does bumps them for me and dumps nice pics.
Gentleman, behold! Corn.
>>43171295Dumb Yak, everypony knows corn comes from factories and rocks come from farms.
>>43155007>filly learns to communicate with Heptapods
"My Little Moral Support" Edition/merch/ anniversary incoming! (06/06)Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43171357>>43171373All the miniseries together (+ Friends Forever and Legends of Magic) would add up to around the same size as the main series. They'll probably do a second collection down the line for all the side stuff if this one does well.
>>43171357>>43171373It's obviously a cash grab to milk out as much shekels from the aging fandom as possible. That's why the lack of completeness and the focus on the higher tiers for the stretch goals. And the myriad of other skinflint choices with this project. I mean I was interested the OC art by some of the more prominent artists. But even then they added a bunch of no names that ruin the chances of getting something that might be worth something later. Fuck that kickstarter. Everything screams cash grab.
i went to four fucking burger kings today lads. three of them had the mlp toys, and all three were out of pinkie pie. why is pink so popular???!
>>43171836I still haven't stopped by a burger king hope they still have mares in my area
i once had my humanity denied because my partner wouldn't hug me when i was feeling lowwe broke up over thathugging my plush with a weighted blanket feels better anyway
Bunnygirls love to fuck (and be fucked) like bunnies!Slutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery: >>42987595
>>43171299Somehow being a cat suits them
>>43171641A rare Lyra Whorestrings as a slutty kitty:
>>43171641>>43171895A slutty cat is fine too
>>43172373You'd make this slutty kitty purr as you fucked Rariwhore from behind:Both of you would be feline fine after you'd violently blasted your cum into her womb, which gave her screaming multiple orgasms.
This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria.What were your famous last words?
Hail Spoonia
>>43105320No no no, Ziggers WITH pickaxes, meaning Minors.
This is a thread dedicated to the one that held G% together and brought G% down with her, the freed true Alicorn who is alive and unspoiled, rightful ruler of Equestria, the Terror of Creaturequestria, the strongest mare to walk the earth or even exist: Queen Opaline Arcana!>MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENhttps://files.catbox.moe/gjw4g5.mp3
>>43168552She was screaming for ice cream.
how do i stop her from eating all my clothes?
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43036810Last bread>Twilight finally succeeds in making a clone.>But she's a little bit, different.>Not as smart, more extreme OCD, and a weird obsession with trauma gooning.----Witness her birth here:>>43007259-----And some of her escapades:>>43009556>>43009632>>43015224>>43017443Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>tardlight's public gooning has escalated to her looking at traumatically extreme fetish porn in public. >She's constantly on the verge of having a nervous breakdown during this, but can't bring herself to stop. >She's always JUST about to get caught looking at what she is. >But keeps comically JUST 'getting away' with it. >Ponies already think of twilight as the town masturbator so it's kind of accepted...though not well liked. >Until Tardlight finally slips up. >Somepony bumps into her while she's clopping. >Causes her to drop her doujin/novel/etc. >Of course it opens up to the most graphic, deplorable and depraved content within possible. >Tardlight's heart falls through her chest. >There are audible gasps. >"Is she....">"Oh dear Equestria!" >"I'm going to be sick..">The voices swell around her, ponies mystified and understandably perturbed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43172178>Twilight is crying, screaming, embarrassed.>Tardlight cums four times during her emotional battery.
>>43171200don't worry I've been feeding her repeated loads of cum so there's some calories for her
>>43172178I don't think Twilight will ever be allowed back wherever that was. Kind of sounds like a book store, maybe she was hiding between the shelves. She'll need to go out of town for new books now. Having to travel further and further out as word starts to spread. This will give Tardlight more time to get into trouble. For short journeys I could see Twi locking Tard in the basement, at least at the start. But she can only keep her in there for so long. After a while ponies might start to wonder what the noises are coming from Twilight's basement. And Spike is only able to cover so much.
>>43171871Is it going to be authentically sweaty?