"Fucking FINE, I'll do it" editionPrevious Thread:>>41735897Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac poster
>>41853330pretty eyescute bows
>>41853330You should discriminate, those teeth aren't for show.
Some deep lore regarding humanity that not even most humans know:Humans actually have a matriarchal society
>>41853928wrong
>>41853928>Celestia drops a bit while walking around a gala>Lowers her head and has her head parallel to the ground>accidentally walks into a pony who was standing in front of her>Celestia 5 seconds later after being reflexively bucked in the head
have any of you used dvach's /mlp/ board?
>>41853351>Western country>PacoYou are a retard, I take it?
>>41853365Okay Muhammad
>>41852881No. I don't even sit there and I didn't even start out on imageboards on dvatch.In general, all Russian pony sites, pony-boards on imageboards and pony-threads, in my opinion, are not much different from animechat-threads where namefags suck each other in a hundred constantly prolonging threads. I mean like anime chats, only with pony avatars.>run by FSB nowadaysYup. If he wasn't cooperating with Russian authorities, he would have been covered up quickly. Just like the old 2ch.ru, which existed for only 3 years.
>>41853317>>41853386
>>41852971>>41853134Appreciate posts like this. Any way to learn more of the culture there back then, like some write ups? I've been trying to learn a bit of every community over the past few years.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/10592 - Friendly Files by ReMasteringhttps://ponepaste.org/10607 - Turned Out by definitelynotapurplehorsehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/567872 - Turning Myself Into a Half-Ton Cybernetic Princess Luna In An Abandoned Woolworths To Prank My Friend at 3AM Challenge (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) by Nightprincessluna - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10537 - Moth on the bulb by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/10464 - Misadventures of Orwell Redenbacher by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/10421 - Last moments by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10320 - Cathode Ray Mission by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10334 - Pon-E suicide funk by Gnisha - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41852109>You speak in its voice, it's a strain on the throat. "You're going to notice changes. It's going to hurt, I'm sorry about that.">It pauses, you momentarily are fooled that your pushing for control of your faculties back has won, but then it speaks again and you feel just as powerless."You'll be much happier when it's over, you have to trust me. You weren't made for this world.">The pushing doesn't seem to be doing anything, so you just... >Try to relax.>Your body begins to flash red>Red... infrared...>Oh, yeah you're heating up.>"This is an encoding setting. Number 9 double-panel hidden setting: transcode a living being into a television. Remotes use infrared to communicate with televisions, you are a remote. The process will consume your body. I'll send your eyes over first, then your brain.">So you can watch>As the process consumes your eyes, you SEE>Colors unknown to the human eye, radio, free radicals from the bit of radon leaking in...>And then you're blind.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41852113>Your bones are the last thing to go before your skin, you can feel cool air blowing over the rig holding your delicate system of a body upright retract slightly at them.>Your skin comes with fur, it's extremely soft.>You...>You are the thing on the coffee bag when you look down. You're...>Beautiful.>The rig retracts fully and you breathe a sigh of relief. The one who did this to you comes in and holds out a hoof in greeting. You nearly stumble and fall as you take it, but manage to remain upright.>"I'm Dog Star, royal protégée, scientist, engineer, mage.""I... I'm in the cartoon?">"Yep! That over there is the fourth wall.">She points into your apartment, you can see now that the viewing window is encircled by some sort of complicated electromechanical apparatus.>"The land of Equinox is experiencing a temporal destabilization. Anchoring to your world will allow our world to remain intact, but we needed something first.">She walks over to you and squeezes you close, she's really soft.>"I'm really sorry I had to hurt you to take you here, but you'll love it. I promise. Come on! I'll show you around.">She turns forward, laughs, and then turns back to you.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hearth's Warming EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41622041Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41851473
>>41851473https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/2020/8/11/2168441/full.png
>>41852757love this horse
>>41847952Happy Pone
/DFB/ 2.0This is your daily PSA about bat ponies. Bat ponies WILL sneak into your house, start eating your food and sleeping in your bed. The worst part? Once she's in... she will consider herself your new wife already.It's extremely important that you do NOT do anything to reinforce this idea in her mind. If allowed to, she will fill your house with bat pony fillies. Five, six, seven, they are FAR too fertile. And yes, a bat pony who sees herself as your wife will be constantly fucking you so she will get pregnant repeatedly.And she'll be sooo smug about filling the town with annoying, cringe bat foals too, keking and calling you 'hubby' every night.You DO NOT want this. So do not fuck the bats.
>>41852124Impossible. She's the princess of the sun. She can by definition not become a nocturnal creature.
Hello fellow humans. Did you know that bat ponies absolutely hate when you leave mangos and other fruit in your yard at night?They will go out of their way to avoid your house if you do this.
>>41852974Cripes thats what I did wrong, and thats why I have this screeching horse bat thing in my bedroom that refuses to leave.
>>41852030>>41852019Would it help if I brought her a mango?
>>41853865Yes. Also calling her 'honey' and acting like she's your wife really helps her out.
Take responsibility for your actions Anon.
>>41853180You're ok, probably just your irritable male syndrome acting up.
>>41853196well it's better than rotting in some remote place and having my eye sockets filled with maggots, i guess
>>41854137Canon.
>>41852243G5 is so far in the future it's impossible to know what happened to anyone. Hitch for all we know could be a Fluttershy descendant since he can talk to animals once magic turns back on.
>It's neither a plus nor a minus>It's wingdings
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O) -- picking up the slack edition, not the regular OP*A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (really needs updated, bug (the other anon) about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingDrawing Room:https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Cleared the /misc/ canvas at https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGhttps://ponerpics.org/images/7154717png: https://files.catbox.moe/bad29w.pngpsd: https://files.catbox.moe/nr8cm8.psdPrevious canvas: >>41821656
Cleared the /misc/ canvas at https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGhttps://ponerpics.org/images/7154718png: https://files.catbox.moe/4pmjt4.pngpsd: https://files.catbox.moe/7ji2d5.psdPrevious canvas: >>41851920A generous seminar on horse anatomy by AnonLinks:https://dimdock.com/Sketch/?folderID=1uiJCFxMLoznEmK7Zu8dNPYbkj1yJCaxz&parentFolderID=1TYPUDQW3vLOe8vGbJvWX3HQYtWYJFf4w&display=gallery&rootID=0B2pqGm-YJFT0WXdqZ0tnbDFnMm8https://annas-archive.org/md5/f6c1f257bd231ee367fe5f4d991274cfhttps://annas-archive.org/md5/d20738c051469792a0bed820147f9ae6
Cleared the /clop/ canvas at https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGhttps://ponerpics.org/images/7154719png: https://files.catbox.moe/h96igs.pngpsd: https://files.catbox.moe/8r6bki.psdPrevious canvas: >>41825445
>>41851927i guess it was never dehsinif...
>>41851927>piercingsUNF
a brand new general that is SIMPLY the best.itt we post the best pics.
>>41845167
>>41852191Ponified
>>41851035dashiesmashie
>>41851030Idk what it is but seeing cartoon horses get nasty as FUCK like this is way hotter than any porn for me. It is the best.
>>41852403Don't forget crotchtits looking like some amalgam of human breasts and testicles
Changelings have excellent shape shifting abilities, which are obviously great for giving or taking spankings when needed. Whether you need an implement or an easier rump to smack, they can be very useful, or they can get into shenanigans with a disguise gone wrong.Featured story:Different Ways of Feeding by BluejayYoung changeling disguises herself as a filly, but gets more then what she bargained for with her new mom.https://ponepaste.org/6396Stories from last thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41605186 (Pony uses machine to write an essay, gets punished by machine.)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41608494 (Counting spanks discussion)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41614443 (Spanked for adblocking.)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41620085 (Longer story with Pipp spanking her fans for lack of fire safety.)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41627650 (Discussion about Luna getting punished by Celestia.)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41627958 (Delivery of requested image edit.)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41603337/#q41635341 (Main 6 punishing their parents discussion.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41851193>The advisor wears pantsHe is careful to keep his own rump protected.
>>41851368love this pic
>>41851193Unfortunately, this only works on foals.
>>41849915Twilight gets one too after she becomes the ruler.
What are some odd pairings that may work surprisingly well?
This week's episodes are "Feeling Pinkie Keen" (Written by Dave Polsky) and "Sonic Rainboom" (Written by MA Larson), originally aired February 11th and 18th 2011. Find the stream here:https://mlprewatch.stream/Countdown here:https://when.mlprewatch.stream/Once again please post any fan videos relating to these episodes in the thread, ideally before the stream.
>>41853231A mental illness indeed. It starts with L and ends with GBTQ
Im sad, the internet was shitting itself and I was not able to connect with the cytube, recording archive is now my only hope.
Hexi Sexi
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This was Rarity's best outfit
>>41852689It doesn't count if it was meant to be bad on purpose. Even so, it's kinda memorable.
>>41853589this is sunfag btw
>>41853714Your outfit (thread) sucks, dude.
>>41854149ah, there we goadd an extra 0 this time, please. or two for good measure
Anon! You gotta DRAAAWW ponies!
>>41839206I almost recognize this character. Cool.
>>41839206>POV: The worst nicktoon (after Rocket Power) is on and you're about to change the channel
>>41853627Actually, Derpy would love Chalkzone.
>>41853761Agreed. It's fun, simple, and relatable, what's not to love?
>>41852530>chalk ponies become real
There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareNo matter how small or big a mare's problems are, you are capable of solving themOld thread: >>41658806Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41762158Still alive post. Made indeed some good progress in the first days of the new year but that head start was then undone by two of the crappiest weeks in a long while. Anyway, chapter 168 is coming along and I hope to complete it fairly soon.
>>41851973Nah the princesses are eternal.
Mare-y on
>>41852060Nice, looking forward to it
>>41852687>Mare everlasting, mare-iage without end.Amen.
New Symbiote editionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41853345BALD BALDI unpinned the manes and wings on my Fluttershy/Rarity symbiotes.
>>41853567ill continue to f5 every two minutes until im outbid again
>>41853706what were you interested in?
Inspector Tavi on the case.
>>41853567wouldn't it be wise to email the people who've been outbid so that they can email a counteroffer?
This is in regards to Twilight Sparkle from Season 1/2, but mostly Season 1.I think it's incredibly interesting to try and analyse what exactly they were going for - first of all, for the uninformed I'd like to state that it was never intended for her to become an Alicorn Princess, take a look at #0 in picrel, bottom right.Even with the alicorn stuff aside, Twilight really does seem like the 'chosen one' sort of hero. Looking at #1 and #2 in the top left, it appears she was singled out by Celestia to do the dragon egg hatching test, and of course succeeded. In the episode this is further developed by her failing to do anything of effect at all until the sonic rainboom. And yeah, her cutie mark is just straight up magic - no specialty or even a 'jack of all trades master of none' clause, she's just exceptional at all magic. Not to mention, yes, she's a student of the Princess and probably has access to whatever resources she desires + a quasi-slave dragon.Okay, maybe cutie marks are more of a reflection of a pony and who they *are*, and her cutie mark being magic simply is a reflection of her monstrous dedication rather than some inherent potential?Not really. Her full potential was 'corked' as a foal (#5, bottom middle) so her actual potential is much higher and required the direct intervention of Celestia herself to keep her grounded - so even her 'nerfed' version far outstrips pretty much all unicorns it seems! Not to mention such a point doesn't really defuse #1 and #2 or the Sonic Rainboom thing. Oh, and Celestia explicitly told her that she's one of the most powerful unicorns she's ever seen - and Celestia knew Starswirl.This is reinforced even further by #3 in the top right. So she's a book-smart, magic-smart (both knowledge and execution), well-connected, well-funded natural leader of a mare seemingly picked by fate who gets five new super-best friends within a day of meeting them. Cool.>1/6
>>41852841>Being stubborn about competition that's meaningless in the long run is way less damaging to a friendshipMy nigga, this isn't being stubborn about competition, this is about RD being so jealous of other people, she refuses to let anyone beat her in anything to the point of cheating.>the Element of Honesty is justified in cheating in return instead of setting a better example" sounds kind of absurd, doesn't it?And expecting the Element of Loyalty to be more loyal to her friends and her own word than to her ego is is unreasonable? The whole conflict of this episode is coming from Dash not having enough respect for her friends to just compete with them fairly. And Applejack did try to set a better example, Dash responded by cheating again. You can't fault Applejack for cheating when Dash has already cheated dozens of times and is the one instigating the situation.Hell, just look at the race. AJ trips, and assumes Dash tripped her. Twilight comes and points out she just tripped over a log, and AJ accepts it and continues on with the race as normal. Dash trips, assumes AJ tripped her, and when Twilight points out she just tripped over a rock, Dash refuses to accept this explanation and doubles down on AJ tripping her, and uses it as excuse to start cheating again. So not only is Dash being MORE stubborn about refusing to admit to being wrong, she also is putting less trust and faith into her friends than Twi and AJ. AJ was willing to trust Twilight's word and have faith that Dash didn't trip her, where as RD refuses to accept any other explanation.You accuse me of waifufaggotry, but you're the one who's just blatantly whitewashing and ignoring everything wrong that RD was doing here.>Wasn't it "seclude a small corner of the garden for them"?The problem here is that the first half of the episode established that the bats don't care, and Fluttershy's attempts to bargain with them have them simply brushing her off.
>>41852841>allegedly different and don't count as RD "being allowed to fail"?Okay, this here is my bad, you seem to be misunderstanding what I'm saying from my examples. When I said RD 'never fails' I was specifically referring to her Wonderbolt related pursuits, not failings in her personality. In this case, I'm more talking of episodes like Wonderbolt Academy, Testing 1, 2, 3, and the like. Where RD is basically always the best and fastest flier, and the episode always ends with her getting the thing she wanted without really having to change for it. In Academy, what's her face gets kicked out and RD gets the lead role she wanted at the start, and instead of Testing being some 'Bart gets an F' esque episode, instead RD just suddenly has a photographic memory, completely sidestepping the issues in her personality that were creating the conflict in the first place. That being, RD's disregard for anything that she doesn't find immediately gratifying, and her continued disregard for most things academic rather than physical.Those three things you listed we were talking about were not meant to be connected to this argument of RD 'never failing'. Like I said, this is my bad. In hindsight I should have been a little more clear on what I was referring to, but character limits are a bitch.
>>41853189>she refuses to let anyone beat her in anything to the point of cheating.As long as she assumes there is cheating beforehand. And either way, there is a pretty simple method to avoid this by not competing with her. There is no such method to avoid getting into a confrontation over someone opinionated. I mean, you can avoid the topic as a whole, but for me that would be more stressful than simply not getting into competition.>You can't fault Applejack for cheatingObviously I can, two wrongs don't make a right.>You accuse me of waifufaggotry, but you're the one who's just blatantly whitewashing and ignoring everything wrong that RD was doing here.I acknowledged this as one of the instances where RD was explicitly meant to be in the wrong, didn't I? I'm trying to look at this objectively rather than siding with anyone.>The problem here is that the first half of the episode established that the bats don't care, and Fluttershy's attempts to bargain with them have them simply brushing her off.I would say the implication behind the ending is that Fluttershy needed more time to convince the bats, rather than it being impossible.>>41853245>I was specifically referring to her Wonderbolt related pursuits, not failings in her personality.That's a pretty specific subset of RD episodes that doesn't eclipse RD fully as a character. And either way, you'd be wrong on that because there's Newbie Dash from S6, where RD has to accept Wonderbolts' hazing practices even if they hurt her ego. And technically even The Best Night Ever where she has to accept that she won't get a personal night out with the Wonderbolts, granted, this is the episode where everyone gets disillusioned.> RD's disregard for anything that she doesn't find immediately gratifying>and her continued disregard for most things academic rather than physical.May The Best Pet Win and Read It And Weep were made to specifically address these and develop RD's capacity for, respectively, patience for things that don't impress on the surface and tolerance for perceived nerd hobbies.
>>41853334>May The Best Pet Win and Read It And Weep were made to specifically address theseTrue, but then the problem arises when Testing rolls around, and RD is still having the exact same problem of not caring about the academic part of the Wonderbolts. Yea, this flaw was supposed to have been addressed in Read It and Weep, but then here she is having the same problem again, only this episode decides to side step it instead of address it.>there is a pretty simple method to avoid this by not competing with herOkay, the problem here is what you said before->"Competition is more normal for friendships than arguments."AJ just deciding she isn't going to compete with RD anymore is effectively just her deciding to no longer associate with Dash. And while yes, that is the mature and most 'correct' thing to do, it would also kind of defeat the point of the show. If the solution is 'Don't be friends with this person', then that doesn't really reflect well on Dash as a whole.>two wrongs don't make a right.Just have to agree to disagree then, as I see no problem with simply competing at the same level as someone else. If one person is going to start disregarding the rules and not be called out for it, then there's no reason for anyone else to follow the rules either.>Newbie Dash from S6Tbh, I'm just gonna have to take your word for it, because I know the reputation of the later seasons and I'm kinda hesitant to watch beyond season 5.
