Only boring h*man femoids
>>43172329>Make AI where your character is flirting with the viewer and literally gives him a lollipop that she had in her mouth if he says 'Mommy', and then when he says it again, she kisses himI don't fucking get it, like yeah it's playful and mild but it's still VERY flirtatious.
>>43173122I think it's that "safe horny" thing them kids are always going on about
>>43173122>>43173131Weird that people forgot about nuance. Not everything sexual has to be literally sex. It's not "safe horny" it's flirting. Retards.
>>43173137>flirting has nothing to do with sexFuck off, 3dpd
>>43173122That AI video was also made without permission.
Post pony butts. Canon butts preferred
Post gay mares and talk about how much you want to see them kiss
>>43171304Who the hell are these mares?
>>43171985Oc mares
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43171941I think we're up to eight billion now, and strictly speaking, that would only be around four billion cocks. Think it through.
>>43171941>>43172813I’m some jeet wouldn’t say no to her.
fluttergothrape
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To celebrate the launch of Artemis II and finally getting our asses back around the moon as a species. Let's have a Nasapone thread as I have not seen one it a while.>I'm surprised there wasn't one made earlier.
>>43172028Can't wait to see the finished piece!
people really will believe anything just to not have to pay attention to what's happening here on Earth, huh?
>>43172028Splashdown is the one inside the capsule making sure recovery is going well.Nasapone is the one in the floatyESApone is the one diving in to represent the service module diving inDelta is the one balancing the ball and also wet mane
https://youtu.be/DYY4nnfxKbU?t=3040The astronauts' speeches in this event were hilarious, it's almost like stand-up comedy. I really can't get over how great this crew was.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: First for HIE!ITT: Communal Molestation, High IQ in South America, abandoning your mare after pregnancy is over, bots, magical girls, unlikeable mommylestia, disregard women, acquire currency, Archetypist more like archeshittist, your best writing, do ponies eat?, Homestuck, jorking it to messed up shit, ignoring Spike, food fics, pigs, what makes a pony fic feel pony?, the degradation of the site, gay space communism, and the secreter club will rise again!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and seventy first book is Spike's Dragon Code for Cuddling!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/330387/spikes-dragon-code-for-cuddlingIf (You) want to participate, read the whole story by Sunday, April 12th.>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
E-rated cuddleclop in,>/FSBC/I find it amusing that the explanation for the events of the fic is that a bored god decided to make Spike his champion and a shota harem hentai protag in an E-rated setting. I was actually thinking that it was written by a future!Spike and sent back to him with Starlight's help, but I guess this plays, too. I suppose it was only a matter of time until Spike got to the gods and fillies. Nothing can escape from the reach of his apparently mind-melting dragon c- claws. But also, this really did not need to be nearly 60k words. That said, it wasn't bad. The writing, though very plain and even bland, remained pretty polished even in week 2. A handful of typos, a misplaced word, and missed paragraph breaks+spaces in the last chapter are all that I saw. The bat chapter made me hopeful for the fic, but then it has the shortest and most nothingburger scene in the fic, which sucks. As for the April Fools one, well, I did not expect the fic to go there after the Harry joke. I guess Spike doesn't mind. Slimegirls (slimeboys?) are not my explicit area of expertise, but I suppose it helps when they're not corrosive.One thing that's kind of tough is that the joke works better with this at E, but I really think this should have a T. Possibly a sex tag, too, since it is like 40k words of sex scenes with just the thinnest layer of substitution for 'cuddling'. Mainly, though, I find myself without much to say about the fic. Oh, right! The implication that Starlight thinks trying to ruin Twilight's life is bad only because Twi is an important pony and that it would be OK if she were just a background character is peak sociopath behavior. And while the fic's show references and portrayals are a bit too direct, imo, in the vein of "guys, guys, do you remember this?", I did like some details, like the 'ponyquins' at Rarara's place. Always nice to see the authors use ponified words like that. But yeah, I've got nothing to add. I think this is decent enough to get an updoot, but I don't think I'll think about the story much, if at all, for the rest of my life.Next week, Kaidan.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/478767/kaidanThe first 8 candles (chapters) this week, and the rest the week after.I should say that I might not be able to make it to the bookclub all Sunday next week, but at worst I'll pester someone to post the anchor for me.
>>43172510I'm shit at visual arts, but even I can see the difference between slop and something a human made. It's actually a lot like LLM writing versus human writing: Both LLMs and image diffusion models get lots of minor technical things correct (grammar, shading) while getting important things that are obvious to humans incorrect (forgetting the story so far, numbers of limbs) and lacking any emotion. Slop is only tailor-made to your needs if you shop for clothes at Walmart.
>>43172893I think this is story would've been better appreciated as it came out."Ah, yes. My weekly dose of cuddles. Nice."You read it, you smile. You move on. A little piece of candy you eat while you wait for the bus.Read as a whole, though. It's kind of a chore. It's enjoyable and somewhat fun, but I think you've hit the head on the only notable points the story has to offer. Sociopath Starlight, bits of cutesy. Somehow keeping the joke for tens of thousands of words.It had a distinctly "good" Discord. Nothing egregious. Just random enough. A few funny bits.Damn. This is the most okay fic I've read in a long time.
>>43170391>b-b-b-b-b-but muh VIEWS!!!1!!1!!1Kill yourself
If I see an AI cover i just assume you're lazy, and if you're lazy I don't trust you not to be a lazy writer. Simple as.Also the fact that you're using AI says to me you're probably some sort of idiot tech bro and that also says to me you're probably not writing anything worthwhile.
The Great War! Editionprevious thread: >>42970136Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big 5", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.>Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/>Pink Eyes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43172355What kind of weird association is that?
>>43172355I do like FO4, I do like PH, and Blackjack is my favorite character.
Unarmed/melee only is actually really fun in classic FalloutI'll have to make an evil melee guy when I get around to playing New Vegas again
>>43172974>New Vegas>ClassicCome again?
>>43173045'Classic' meaning Fallout 1 and 2. I haven't played melee on the gamebryo games yet but I assume it's decent
Previous Thread: >>43071791/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=32743146141.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
2 on snowbox
>>43172382Says the pony that watched and enjoyed eqg. kek
wet mares dot com
>>43172746Well PSI is a big gay baby so.
>>43172382why would Lemon say this.
Jumbo Don will be here for anypony who's been down in their luck to give (You) some happiness and hope. Everypony knows Jumbo Don and now shall you too.
let me wash this for you jumbo don
Uh oh! I left the oven on, Jumbo Don! I need you to stop the fire or the Golden Oak Library burns down!
>>43171233Fluttershy nooo! You'll break it by washing it...
Thank you for coming to Gummy's birthday, Jumbo Don! You're the super duper bestest best of besties!
Jumbo Don is the greatest hero of Equestria! I could not thank him enough for ensuring our safety against the horrible creatures outside Equestria's control!
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/16922.htmlThat thread is the fifth in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlhttps://archive.ph/fJYNiThe fourth and latest thread's archived well in two places:https://archive.ph/TWHFNhttps://web.archive.org/web/20251011210802/https://pregchan.com/f/res/11488.htmlA torrent with archived threads can be made, if anyone wants it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm struggling with my Flashfic, so I'll let you recommend ponies to use. The prompt is "Dead Tired" this month.
>>43172368I’ll recommend AJ, though I think Pinkie could also work well since we don’t really see her like that often.
>>43172235She looks so distressed
>8
>>43167378Do any of you guys know which green this Anon is talking about?
This week's episodes are "The Cutie Map" Parts 1 and 2 (Written by MA Larson), originally aired April 4th 2015.Find the stream here:>mlprewatch.streamCountdown here:>when.mlprewatch.stream
>>43171638noh
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>>43172010what the hell is the algorithm for word bubbles? I'm pretty sure neither river nor chevalier were THAT active in the chat
>>43172668times a word was said, if people replied a lot to you you are definitely gonna be big on the chat bubble
Imagine liking bad cartoons unironically
Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect smile. Fluttershy just simply can't be beat when it comes to beauty.
cute hot and other stuff
BERRY THREAD!Primary thread question: What is your favorite piece of Berry-related media?Secondary thread question: ...What are you drinking tonight!?My favorite piece of Berry-related media is this: https://ponepaste.org/1754And tonight I'm drinking lots of beer!
>>43150954
Berry, should I purchase some wine? I've already had two six-packs...
Previous Thread: >>43069328Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Yehibo:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43173112>With a waggle of your eyebrows and a grin on your face you exited the limo with Anon, laughing as he carefully walked to try and ensure any attention he got was focused solely north of his personal equator>... After a moment you decided to walk a little in front of him>No sense in showing that off, ahem>Inside the building, everything's already underway>The auditorium has been renovated, Pinkie Pie style, of course>She really went all out this year, though as you understand it she may have gotten some munitions from her equine counterpart>(You're surprised they actually maintained their form going through, but much like Princess Twilight, you've learned not to question your pink, chaotic friend)>With Anon and the Mooses and The Rainbooms taking the night off to actually enjoy the event, it's up to Flash Drive to perform live for everyone>Flash's inoffensive pop goes in one ear and out the other as always, but it isn't terrible>You just aren't going to remember a single lyric an hour from now>That's fine, so long as the beat jumps just right>Giving you something to groove with Anon to>Despite having him you can't help but glance around the auditorium, keeping an eye out for your friends>Rarity and Applejack are out on the floor already as well, swaying in each other's armsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43173115>"Lets take turns, how about that? You can start.">Anon pulls away and grins at you, holding a hand out and waiting patiently>You nod in agreement and take it, and after a few more moments of feeling the beat, you strike a pose again>The exact same pose he had made>Anon just laughs and mimics your stride>"You're such a dork...">...>...>...>Several hours while away on the dance floor, but you don't even feel the passage of time for a moment>Flash Drive as it turns out does not rule the roost tonight>Vinyl Scratch makes an appearance as well after Flash rotates through his small collection of original songs and a few covers he's learned>Even Trixie and her Illusions take a brief turn>Only hindered by the fact that she only has like, two whole songs in her libraryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43173116>Applejack tries to guide the King's crown and sash onto Rarity, which breaks her out of her trance long enough for her to grin at her girlfriend and give her a playful 'be serious' shove>Before graciously accepting the Queen's crown and sash>Applejack just good-naturedly rolls her eyes and accepts her status as King>"Congratulations, our Queens! Please honor them with a traditional dance to close out the night!">As Rarity and Applejack descend the steps again, the band begins to play>Something ancient but timeless>Slow and, ...intimate>You look over at Anon, who's already smiling at you and offering a hand out>And so you join the couples on the floor again, simply staying close to your boy and swaying in time with the music>"Are you alright with that? I know how important those crowns used to be to you.">Anon's question gets you wondering..."... Two years ago, losing out in a competition like that would've driven me insane. It DID drive me insane. But, honestly? I didn't even think about it at all in the entire buildup to this night. It would've been nice, sure. But...">You pull your head off of Anon's chest to smile warmly at him, eyes glinting with raw emotion"I have everything I want in my arms right now."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43173120>Having to deal with the parents acting as if they've done nothing wrong or have zero idea why you've showed up in their home is revolting>Truly, makes you sick to your stomach>Having them finally drop their masks and reveal their awful selves is a reprieve from having to treat them civilly>The door doesn't do a perfect job of muffling the mother's deranged screaming, but it's enough that you can focus more on what actually matters:>The little girl whose hands you're holding>Who just had her world, awful as it was, torn to pieces by your intervention>She's a cute little thing, with skin a similar shade of golden to yours, platinum blonde hair, and brown eyes>Eyes that have refused to look anywhere but the ground ever since the confrontation started properly>You were leading her to your car to get her down to the precinct, but you pause>Kneeling down to meet her gaze, you gently place a hand on her chin to direct her to meet your gaze"Hey, hey... it's okay. She's not going to be able to hurt you any more.">You offer the girl as reassuring a smile as you can"I don't think we've properly introduced, what with how fast everything went down. My name's Sunset Shimmer. It's really nice to meet you. Can you tell me your name?">You knew it, of courseComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43173125>That may or may not have allowed you to effeciently guide your charges towards the questions necessary to get them the help they needed as fast as possible>As you guide Golden Beam to your car, you watch her expression>You've seen it a thousand times already in your career>As you open the back doors of your vehicle and help her buckle up, you pause to rest a hand on hers"I know right now you feel like your world is in shambles. That nothing's going to be the same, and you think it'll never be okay again.">Golden Beam makes eye contact with you, eyes glinting with tears"And... you're half right. Nothing will be the same again. But it will be okay. It will be even better. And I promise I'll be by your side the whole way through.">Golden Beam's brow flattens as it doesn't quite land>"What do you know? You're a stranger, you don't know anything!">You pause, considering>Before presenting your hand to the little girl>Her eyes catch on the glinting golden band and diamond on your ring finger"You know... my husband was in a pretty similar situation to you, a long time ago. I was at his side then as we put his life back together and built something new together. Maybe your situations aren't entirely similar, but I know one thing: I wouldn't hesitate to help you lay the foundation of a better life just as I did him.">With that, you closed the passenger door and moved to get in the driver's seatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Blini EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>43079775Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_dhm Ex Waifu Ex Machina: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewDrawings: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dhmComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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