Let's make a NEW oc, /mlp/.Methinks she shall be a rival to a certain other mare.Only one element per post.
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>>41596085more leg
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>>41596102And a tail.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: As of yet undiagnosed mental illnesses!ITT: Fucking an author's heart, Anon will surely blaze a complete Mom!Luna trail, Sunburst the Nintendo game reviewer, Killing yourself to benefit necrophiles, All-American PTSD, The Epic of Primitive Mythology, Fluttering around inside your Jungian shadow, Early headcanons falling to the wayside, Zack Snyder explodes India, Hunting for every and any kind of spooky story, RIPPEN, Uncomfortable amounts of inspiration, Babylonian mind castles, Relying on another dude to do your critical thinking, Mangling acronyms, Spoiling a story's core premise, Ponorseuines?, The peak of fanfiction, Celestia and Luna prioritizing one another, Gleaming Shield, Writing something loosely based on G4, Judging stories vie the "Also Liked" column, A Fellowship of Autists in a Bar Swear They Aren't Racist, and coping with unfinished stories!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe eightieth book is 'A Scratch On Shining Armor':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/221135/a-scratch-on-shining-armorIf (You) want to participate, finish the entire story by the 27th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>read random innocent story>coltcunt out of fucking nowhere
>>41596148Though there's only one chapter out, I'm feeling positive. The story is moody and eerie, but it doesn't go overboard. You know something's wrong, so do the characters, but you don't know what it is.I'm hype, and look forward to what this story will reveal.
>>41595439>apoja doomed to die as soon as she enters the medium
>>41596354Applejack is best used as a stepping stool for better characters.
>>41596371FiMCposting
Post griffons, discuss griffons, argue over griffons.
>"Ughh... I'm awake, what's happened?"
>>41594617Cute griffons
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>>41596353giwtwm
Previous thread: >>41447614 /moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/4423/moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/7401Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDi8dQxLXiDoVZPCL31D2EXLy4DZw1gxYEquestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics). Ongoing Stories: "Moonlight, Veiled - Book 2", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/6285 Stories On Hiatus:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41593611Watching Luna Eclipsed on the custom TV in Voices of the Void>>41594647I love your art style Maretian?
>>41594746Glad you like them! Me too, it's nice to see her living life doing some normal things.>>41595123thanks!
>>41594647>>41594971I love both of these. It's great to see new art of best pony. Thanks for sharing, anons.
>>41594051Me too, Anon. I'm gonna see tomorrow about bringing the Moona plush to work for Halloween. Everyone else is dressing up anyway.>>41594219Hell yea, got any good ones you'd be willing to share? Every Night is a Night of Nightmares is one of my favorite freaky Moonie stories.>>41594647>>41594746>>41594971These are all absolutely gorgeous. You drawfriends are the best.
>What is Flutterrape? Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting. >It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive? A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite. >How do I start writing? Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards. Writing Guides: Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274 Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275 Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276 For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41595695I'm sending you a bill for the new mattress after you leave your slime trail all over it, yellow
>>41544132You shake your head. “I tried to tell the truth, I really did. Maybe an aftershock of whatever spell Aphrodite put over me?” You shrug. “It’ll be fine.” With that, you finally head out of the room, oblivious to Fluttershy’s worried face. Internally, you aren’t screaming but you are as nervous as she is.>For now, you’ve got some time until tonight’s festivities, so you decide to… stop. Your mind has ground to a halt again. Why did you think of Discord’s help when talking to Cadence? You haven’t seen him since you slid off that couch of his. You shake your head, even as your subconscious begs you to remember what happened so recently. Perhaps the little home bar in your home would be a good stop. You need a stiff drink.>Be Celestia. You are a little annoyed that Twilight didn’t show up to help plan this festival, even if Anonymous tired her out. What does he even MEAN by that? This isn’t making much sense to your ancient mind, so you may as well rest two pegasi with one cloud. >Fortunately, Aphrodite is going to temporarily leave the realm. Something about a better dress, whatever. It doesn’t matter, she’s at least out of your hooves for a bit. You open the door to Twilight’s room, and see her conked out on her bed. >Walking up to her form quietly, you gently nuzzle your former student awake. Her eyes flutter open with an adorable little yawn. “Princess Celestia? What are you doing… here?” She gets up and checks out the room, as her waking mind catches up to her body. You just sit back and watch her as her synapses clear out their fog.>Then she frowns. “Luna. Where is Princess Luna? I-… No. Nevermind. Where is Anon?” Her frown deepens, as she gets up. “Why do you need to know where either are, Twilight? If you’re worried about Anonymous, he’s fine. He joined us for the discussion with Aphrodite. A discussion you should have been present for, mind you.”>Twilight’s face scrunches up in annoyance, but she bows her head and sighs. “Sorry Princess, but I- Anonymous and I realized we… uh… have feelings for each other today-” She gets this adorable little blush and looks away with her ears pinned to her head as she continues. “-and we were acting on those feelings. And Luna interrupted us Fluttershy’s behalf, I think. Pretty sure.”>You can practically feel the waterwheel in your mind slip off its axle as you take this new information in. Oh dear. You don’t exactly spy on your Student’s love life, but you’re pretty sure she would have written a letter if she was smitten with some stallion or mare. As the realization fills in, it’s your turn to blush. “I see. But if Luna interrupted, surely you wouldn’t be that tired, right?”>”Well Uhm. We may have ran away the first attempt to interrupt and ended up in her old bed at the castle of the two sisters?” Twilight gives a very cheesy smile, as you bring a hoof up to your temple and begin to rub.
>>41595928>Be Twilight.>Internally, your mind is BEGGING you to tell Celestia that the real reason Luna put you to sleep is because of Aphrodite, but your body refuses to let her in on the secret, even though Luna already knows.>Now you sound like a teen filly who just got caught. Joy. Luna is also getting thrown under the carriage, as if she’s just mad about you playing in her bed. Actually, now that you think of it? She might actually be pretty mad about that, meddling of the mind or not. Note to self, get some kind of apology gift.>You feel a hoof gently caress your face and you look back up to your mentor. “Oh Twilight. Why didn’t you ever tell me that you were interested in Anon in your letters? Did you just assume that once Fluttershy had his hand, you would herd up?”Your head bobs up and down against your will. “I did. She loved him first, and it… felt wrong to jump ahead of her in that respect. But when I found out Anon loved me, and not her? I… Well I took what I wanted. Is that so wrong, Celestia?”>You feel her wings embrace you in a hug. “The heart wants what it wants, Twilight. If Anon only wants you, then he only wants you.”>The embrace is stopped, and Celestia smiles down at you with a twinkle in her eyes. “Want to go and get something to eat together? That will give Luna more time to sleep in until the festival, and we can talk some more.”>You genuinely find yourself happy to spend time with your mentor, even in these awful circumstances.>And so the castle now sits empty, as ponies and a human go about their individual plans. >Be Aphrodite. >Quite impatient, even by Goddess standards, and quite good at mental math. By your figuring, Anonymous knows his place within reason, and has enough mental fortitude to stave off your control over him. It’s quite impressive in its own way. It’s a given he will show you a good time during the festival, so why not indulge early?>You sit on his… now rather modified couch. You certainly don’t remember the room looking like it does now. Seems that little serpent has been doing more than just watching you, thinking himself hidden. Well, either way you’ll be giving him quite the show.>Just then, Anonymous makes his way through his door, and smiles at you as you smile at him. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41596007Glad to see you back
>>41596007Anons' gonna get raped by a Goddess.
-And The Windows Are For Licking EditionSecret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign up at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Now: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Any Do's and Dont's or tips that aren't covered in the OP and FAQ for a first timer? Cawww!
>>41596181Yeah, don't be a gri-Oh, there's always next year
>>41596181Most people don't list it but they're actually highly allergic to any semen that's not horse semen, so don't put any in the brownies unless they ask for it.If it's too late and you've already made your semen brownies - or any other gift that doesn't seem appropriate for your santee but you want to go to a fellow horsefucker like say if you got a bunch of Celestia merch because who doesn't love Celestia but then your santee is some kind of sun-hating troglodyte - you can always run a raffle in the thread. Someone will want it, no matter what it is, and you'll certainly generate a lot of holiday cheer in the process.
>>41596181DO post pictures of your cards and gifts when you open them. DON'T ghost.(Posting every mass-mail you get would probably be excessive, but you can surely include them with other cards if you want.)
>>41595552Danke, Pony Claus>>41596064I'm so sorry i didnt notice in the last thread >>41581519 but thank you for my mare, I love her!
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>>41593321How so?
>>41587634Well she's sexier
>>41593795no phones
Haha you're on page ten
>>41595596She is?
So does anyone still have their marecoins? Mom took my coins while she was cleaning my room, but I went into her room while she was working and stole them back. They were in her drawerPost marecoins!!!
>>41594802Please make a new silver Verity production run and I'll run a couple ads for it. I did for the charity auction and /mlpmg/. I will do it again if needed. You don't have to make new dies even, just use the old ones, its not like its the 10 year anni coin you are remaking. It's just giving a chance to buy it rather than be super lucky :)
>>41595149It warms my heart to see that Verity is still a beloved part of our community, but I don’t foresee myself making any more of those exact silver ones. When I minted that run of 10 I emphasized that I wouldn’t be making any more precious metal coins with that same design, and I don’t want to go back on my word.That said, if I was ever going to make another coin commemorating something outside of a big anniversary, a new Verity design would be at the top of my list. I’m just not sure we could get enough people together to meet the minimum order of 100 coins, and I’m not completely satisfied with the quality of the small batches I can make on my own.
>>41595616like how much per 100? I could be maybe 5 out of that 100 so you need 95/100
>>41595616>When I minted that run of 10 I emphasized that I wouldn’t be making any more precious metal coins with that same design, and I don’t want to go back on my word.Of course I had no idea. That's understandable
>>41595616>minimum order of 100I'd definitely buy a minimum of 10
I wonder what's the most futa per image pony.
>>41596287Gay spotted
>>41596290How dare you insult the hive queen! She produces many eggs as a biological mother would.
>>41596299She looks like she fucks human men (full of eggs)
>>41596301>>41596299never beating the gayllegations
>>41595919It seems weird how brainrot into foaldom I am that I abhor futa in all forms, but I'm happy. Futa a shit.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread:>>41499085The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41595391lets go sparkling summer
>>41591681Took me a bit, but here you go.
>>41595630Aaaaa, too late. ^:(>>41595632This was mine.
>>41595632>>41595749seeing one of the hottest nikkes ponified makes her even hotter thanks drawanonno worriesunless you are in the mood for a sparkling summer version
Ponify this with ponies of your choice
>calling a girl ugly at school>regret years later
>>41594742It's really a Candy Apple mane recolor. I don't like how it implies a change in her grooming habits or style, but I guess it pleases a certain crowd. DT looks lame too.
>>41594006Bon Bon looked like Twist when she was a filly.>>41594742She really is best filly.
>>41594736This guy gets it. Twist is prime bully bait.
>>41594024>tfw she'd still get at least a few matches while you get noneThis is the power of female privilege.
>>41594742>>41594765she looks like a lesbean and I bet I know who with
Glimmer is fucking dogshit and I want to tongue Sunny Starscout's anus.
She sure didnt last one with According to the shows runtime...
>>41593471What are you babbling about
>>41588940this feels like something the guy at my local meijer who works 3rd shift would self check out and puts a sunny starscout plush on the monitor on the little desk would post
>>41594491ESLs hate her
>>41594567wtf based
>no Maud threadtime to fix this
I want to take maud to see the Anthodite formations in Skyline caverns
best hrose
Look, I'm just gonna say it: Sunny is EVERYTHING Twilight should’ve been but NEVER was. Twilight spent all that time learning 'friendship lessons,' and what did we get? A boring princess with a checklist fetish. Meanwhile, Sunny’s out here changing Equestria without any of that 'chosen one' bullshit. She’s got guts, and she’s not relying on some magic crutch to make things happen.Seriously, when did Twilight ever do something on her own without hiding behind her friends or her 'princess' title? Sunny actually takes risks. Yeah, she's not that perfect, but at least she's not stuck up like Twilight ended up being. And don’t try to tell me Twilight’s some deep, complex character—she’s about as deep as a fucking puddle when you really think about it.If you’re still clinging to Twilight, you’re just stuck in the past or either a G4 purist. Move on. Sunny’s got the spirit this series always needed, and if you don’t get that, then you’re not paying any attention at all. Call me when Twilight actually does something without getting a pat on the back for it.>inb4 someone says your generation was canceled bullshit
>>41594857Quit raping your dog
>>41594859Unhinged
>>41579614Good analysis
>>41594829>reformed ponies who saved their world are too ebil
>>41594574I love bangs
yeehaw! time to ride some stud cocksStory archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery:>>41445685
bumps
>>41594251bum__ :
Whore... I mean more Stage Slut showing off more of her fuckable body:
