.
>>41639906Reforming Discord also wasn't Celestia or Fluttershy's business, but they did it anyway. Twilight's friends chiming in to help Starlight wasn't their choice, but they did it anyway. And if Twilight had managed to beat Starlight, it also would not be her business to try and reform her afterwards.
>>41628187I mean to be fair even in real life if you ATTEMPT a major crime you are charged the same way as if you HAD accomplished it. Attempted murder can get you life the same way murder can.That being said, it still doesn't explain why Starlight got zero punishment except that the writers wanted Poochy to be part of the main cast.
>>41631943No anon the perfect ending WAS the Mean 3 getting redeemed. It should have started with Sombra in the first part of the season and ended with him helping convince the Mean 3. The show is called Friendship is Magic - why would it end on a sour note where oops actually sometimes we use the magic of friendship to incase "IRREDEEMABLES" in stone for a million years without even giving them a chance. And locking someone in Tartarus doesn't count as giving them a chance.
>>41641689Unironically this.
>>41628187the entire lack of redemption offers toward Cozy and Tirek make sense if you headcanon that fucking with other unicorns ability to do telekenesis is an unforgivable sin in Equestria.just casually dropping the line, even once, would have clarified so much and while it wouldn't have saved the dumpsterfire that S9 was it would have meant the fire didn't burn so brightly and it's taint stain wouldn't have been so thorough.but just about all the talent was gone by the last two seasons so it's a moot point.
Secret butt fun!This filters the newfag.
>>41642345>muh fedora-tippersNah, the episode just sucks, it's a mess
>>41642394Nah, dude, FPK has a decent lesson. I say this as a neurotic and obsessive person. Sometimes letting go is the right thing to do, even when you know you're in the right, and learning to let go of her obsessions is a recurring lesson for Twilight (Lesson Zero, It's About Time), and one of the main things that make her my favorite pony, at least in S1-S3. It's a lesson I keep learning over and over too. Pic related, literally me.
>>41642446I find crezy Twi really cute for some reason. Except for when she's in the bush with that slasher smile, that still kinda creeps me out.
>>41642286Always were.
>>41638955When Equestria Girls released everyone were either hyped or buttblasted but everyone watched it despite. When Flash Sentry was semi-hinted at as a Twilight romance interest people lost their minds. I remember making a pact with my friend we'd quit watching if he ever got transfered to the main show. When he stepped of that train we were stunned. Our interest kinda fizzled out after that, nowadays we watch an episode maybe twice half a year to finish the rest of the series.
This thread is in honor and celebration for all the mares of G5!That includes our beloved Sunny, Izzy, Zipp and Pipp of course, but also Misty, Queen Haven, Opaline, Posey, Sugar Moonlight and all the rest, too!~NO STALLIONS ALLOWED~Any greentext stories longer than one post with a focus on the mares posted to this thread will be added to subsequent OPs.Hitch and other stallions are not totally forbidden from greentexts, but try to keep them to a minor back role unless necessary or unless it's clop>Sunny & Izzy /BFFs/ thread archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2FBFFs%2F/>And artwork:https://derpibooru.org/search?q=%28sunny+AND+izzy%29%2C+-%28zipp+OR+pipp+OR+misty+OR+queen+haven+OR+opaline%29&sf=wilson_score&sd=desc>Pegasi Royal Family thread archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/pegasi%20royal%20family/>And artwork:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41641214I want Sunny to come inside
>>41641616I think I know who stole her ears.
need more dazzle feather
Would (you) buy her?
>>41639580Yeah I don't really think buttons could do that thing where they sort of roll back into the eye hole like you see with the derpy eyes. I guess she just has button shaped irises that aren't actual buttons in some versions.
>>41637792Maybe that’s for the best. I’d like to see how different anons’ interpretations of her design translate into plushies
>>41627396Did it again. I can't let this thread die just yet.
>>41642320Beautiful! Thank you, Anon. Appreciate your work to make art for an extremely cute filly.
>>41642320She’s so cute bros
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Spoilers! So many spoilers!ITT: Horses writing!, Utter devotion to accurately tagging cock pictures, Writers hating Twilight, Birth control at the last possible moment, Being stuck with your fellow miserable autists, Learning to love again, Awaiting the launch of the FSHIEBC, Shining's frightening masculinity, Anon's WIP sucks ass, The Rise of the Secret Club of Downers, Paying money to suck someone off, Bad memory warding off purple prose, Being overwhelmed by Celestia's terrifying presence, Human stories running about in pony suits, Dead corpses and deader threads, A build up of verbal diarrhea, Anon trades his life for like five fics, Shouldn't have let your language die out Greeky-boy, Reading comprehension never existed on Fimfic, It's never good to release a clopfic, Losing a beloved pet, Mayor Mare sweeps the polls once again, and love but also loss!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe eighty-third book is 'Into The Depths':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/60514If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 10th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors inserting their fetishes out of nowhere? Fed up with blueball endings? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41642540>comescomes upAlso, this is what I meant.
>>41642541I actually don't understand macro. At first I just assumed it was some exotic offshoot of snuff where it's people fantasizing about getting Godzilla'd by their waifu, and then I realized nobody ever dies in macro and they're instead just cartoonishly pressed against the pony. And then I thought it might be like vore and it's people fetishizing being "enveloped" by the body of their lover, so to speak. Except half the time macro involves absolutely no smothering or penetration. And then I just assumed hey, maybe it's just a bizarre way to express a... destruction fetish? Except most of the porn that involves a macro destroying something has the destruction as an after thought they barely even cared to draw.So what the fuck is the deal with macro? What's the fetish about? I can understand big size differences, but macro seems so cartoonishly absurd that even the most depraved of fetishes get dulled when combined with it just because of how pointless macro makes everything.
>>41642561>nobody ever dies in macro>he doesn't know
>>41642577I know sometimes people die in it but for every pic of someone getting crushed to death you'll have a dozen of people being cartoonishly stuck in their macro-panties or pressed against the side of their ass, which is such a goofy image that even if they are dead in the picture it looks so stupid that it's impossible to accept as gore or snuff.
>>41642547Sometimes ponies simply don't care enough to remember.>This scene kills the Rarifag>>41642561Gulliver's Travels has been a disaster for the human race.>tfw no Houyhnhnm gf
Previous Thread: >>41545316In Equestria, the rapid fetal development of bat ponies, which is three times faster than the average mare, combined with their high fertility rates, has caused a strain on resources. A single bat pony family can devastate entire farms by quickly overpopulating and consuming resources. To control their population growth, thousands of bat pony mares are captured and forcibly sterilized every year. If you keep fucking bat ponies, you're directly contributing to Equestria's collapse.
>>41642061It would be extremely painful
>>41641411I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you Anon, but vegetables don't exist. That's just a made up culinary term arbitrarily reserved for specific foods.>tomatoesFruit>potatoesThat's a root.>carrotsRoot>radishesRootatootooot>celery A stalk>pepperFruit>cauliflowerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41642069>69For you
>>41642076Your slut fetish needs to go back to the barbiethread
>>41642076I think news flash is cute and I will not bend to your slut propaganda
Why did the jannies delete the last thread editionPrevious: >>41632653>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41642165Probably just a janny having a janny moment
>"Anooon! Those bucking assholes just killed my Salaryman thread for no reason at all!">You watch Floorb furiously tap at her keyboard, cussing all the while.>"I was in the middle of writing a bucking purple about a hunky pencil pusher and now it's gone! Poof! Up in smoke! Rrrrgh!">As she continues to wig out, you turn to Dot, who has been playing on her DS on your bed."So... How's your chihuahua doing?">You watch her feed her virtual pet some kibble while Floor begins to sniffle.>"Dorito is doing good. She's getting really good at the contests. She's won like, the last three!""That's nice.">"REEEE-">Taku pops her head out from under the covers, clearly annoyed by Floorb's tantrum. "I'm *trying* to read a manga over here! Could you *please* keep it down? I'm getting to the good part!">"I'm goNNA DO IT! I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!">Dot turns away from her game to look at Taku. "Oh, is that the one with the crossdressing stallion who turns into a fruity dinosaur when he touches cheese whiz but he has to keep it a secret from his love interest who's secretly a reverse trap?">Taku nods. "Yeah! It's actually really engaging! I think you'd like it, Anon! He kinda looks like you.""Thanks for the uh- the offer, but I'm good on pseudo-yaoi for the moment.">She shrugs. "Suit yourself! I'm gonna finish up this volume now! It's getting REAL juicy."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41642283Incredible
>>41642283NEET uprising soon. The jannies must pay.
>>41642150>Why did the jannies delete the last threadMy best guess is OP got banned for something else and had all of his posts wiped
are you ready to be feminized and sluttified? Glimslut will help you along!Slutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous sluttery >>41610428
>>41641251And here, Stage Slut is making sure everyone's looking at her very fuckable tits thus making all the men hard :
>>41641601I would cum right into her cleavage
>>41641988Stage Slut's cleavage is Great and Powerful:
Hooters
>>41641601>>41642129>>41642598So would
Halloween Vampcest EditionPreviously: >>41441437>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>41641055Pretend to still be asleep. Let’s see where she goes with this.
>>41641290Looks to me like she’s going down
>>41641660How do you stop her?
>>41641660>Sunset doing everything just to get your attention
It's that time again for people to wheel out their stable of totally original characters (or just ones they like) that they've slapped together over the years.Are they poorly designed but you love them anyway? Are they nice looking but you don't have anyone to show them to? Did you make one after the marefair panel? Or did they spring from tabletop games and CYOAs back when people still did those regularly?Regardless of whence they came, here's where you can show them off and give a quick rundown of why you like them (or not).
I love a mare with a big, sumptuous mane
>>41641303Don’t forget the thick, bouncy tail
>>41642093Can’t spell dork without a couple letters from duck
Previous: >>41428534ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41640228Ah yes, of course
>>41640541Cool
>>41640541I’m guessing those are hula hoops?
>>41641865Seems like it
Bat EditionLast Th/ra/d: >>41542284A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCThread Archive:https://pastebin.com/qEw9Vbd6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41641359Bestpones
>>41641359Damn impressive, whiteboard's hard to draw on
>>41641359they're so pretty
day 13tired farmerlittle stretches after hard work on farm. simple ways might be shitty episode, but as Rarity, as always, smashed that rural getup.
>>41642499bonus Raricow with milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OMLwKctWksPrevious: >>41548178
>>41640900wouldn't you like to know
>>41639909Dahlia is so friendly!
>>41639909why cant she look at me like that
>>41642174because you're not real
>>41642209Not in my dreams
Signups are over, ya blew it. Latecoomers will open on the 15th.Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Past: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
what should I do for my Santee Dinky Hostler he hasn't responded once was going to do something cool for him but I don't see the point because he's not responding
>>41642580Wew was getting ahead of myself, fantasizing
>>41642601take a page out of another anons book, send them a card that says "POST IN THE THREAD FAGGOT"
Giveaway anchor post.>What can one get?A smol Chibi Pony Plushie. You've got a chance of getting Ponk, AJ, Derpy, Shy, or Rara. >How does one enter? Draw a picture of my favorite NEET femcolt Synthwave. https://ponybooru.org/images/3447144?q=oc%3Asynthwave Be sure to use your Holiday ID.>When Does it EndThe Winners will Randomly be Picked on November 18th. >How does it work? Feel like I need to clarify this. On the 18th I will do a drawing for each of the 5 available plushies. If not specified you will be automatically entered for a chance to win each individual plush, if you are only trying for a specific mare(s) please let me know and you will only be entered into those drawings. >List of Entrants?https://ponepaste.org/10475
>>41642389I am curious if there's any particular reason you guys like her so much, never had a holiday ID get this much attention. >>41642421That's devastating, total rollercoaster of emotions. As least you got a taste of the cake? >>41642422Hmmm, if Posterboard were to help Peppermint with her gift she might get a homemade peppermint candy cane in return? Fresh eggnog like that one anon wanted? >>41642585Pinkie is cute, but Dash is bestest! As for being alright, well. If you're determined you can earn anything. >>41642599I'd love to see it too, when it's done!
Pipp petals carried G5, does anyone on /mlp/ agree?
>>41641602What happened here?
>>41642102Zipp loosened up.
>>41642102incest
>>41642199Princesst