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This is a NO ARGUMENT thread. Anybody who argues gets sent to the wage cage.

>>41883790
This is also a NO STINKFAG thread. Anybody who posts stinkcringe gets sent to /trash/.

>>41883790
I don't know why, but whenever I see a girl with thick eyebrows I always naturally assume she doesn't shave.

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Can I get a full pic of this one

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Neet doodle

>>41884040
I love it

>>41884040
Very nice and clean NEETs!

>>41883832
I am so, so genuinely sorry for what I am about to do...

>>41884085
Go away. NEETs should be nice and clean.

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Oh boy, here we go again

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>>41884091
Anon, I don't like the smelly neet things but just move past it and let people like what they like.

>>41884091
>Go away. NEETs should be nice and clean.
But anon...It's...It's a request anon... I don't want to but- But now I must!
Please, you must understand
Please! Forgive me lord for what I am about to do

>>41884096
>>41884099
No. Letting people enjoy their shit fetish in the thread fucks the thread.
Stinkfags have threads on /aco/ and /trash/ and /trash/ accepts pony content, they can piss off there.

>>41884040
Fun and oddly wholesome, even with Floorb's attempted spying.

>>41883458
>Be anon
>Living with flor (obviously)
>you’ve been sneaking whiffs of her scent for weeks now, but today you’re desperate
>it’s a new day, and you’re alone in the apartment
>Floor’s laundry basket is sitting in the corner of the room, taunting you
>you can’t resist anymore
>you grab a pair of her used panties from the basket
>they’re still carrying her scent
>you bury your face in them, inhaling deeply
>it’s intoxicating, a mix of sweat, pussy juices, and something uniquely Floor
>you’re lost in the moment, completely unaware of your surroundings

>suddenly, the door creaks open
>you freeze, panties still pressed against your face
>it’s Floor
>she’s standing in the doorway, holding a bag of chips and a soda
>her eyes widen as she takes in the scene
>you’re caught red-handed, her panties in your grip
>your heart stops
>she doesn’t say anything at first, just stares at you with those big, curious eyes
>you’re expecting her to freak out, to call you a creep, to kick you out
>but instead, she just smirks
>”So… you like my smell, huh?” she says, her voice teasing
>you’re too stunned to respond
>she steps closer, her smirk growing wider
>”I always knew you were a weirdo, but this… this is something else,” she says, her tone playful
>you’re still frozen, unsure of how to react
>she takes another hoofstep closer, her scent filling the room
>it’s even stronger now, overwhelming your senses
>”You know, if you wanted to smell me, you could’ve just asked,” she says, her voice low and sultry
>your mind is racing, trying to process what’s happening
>she’s not mad, she’s not disgusted… she’s into it
>you’re not sure if this is a dream or a nightmare, but you’re too deep in it to care
>she’s standing right in front of you now, her breath warm on your face
>”Well?” she says, her eyes locking with yours

What should anon do guys?
[I will stop writing as soon as A: Anon dies, or B: no one replies to this post before thread end]

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>>41884120
Kiss that horse

I love Goldie Mops, wish there was more art of her

>Be Floor Bored, unskilled, unemployed, and frankly amazed you're not on the street.
>That stupid Princess of Friendship took over and redistributed a bunch of the bits for the Equestrian NEET program into her International Friendship program.
>Oh sure, take the bits from downtrodden Equestrian-born ponies and use it to build homes for a bunch of dragons, yaks, and gaylings.
>That makes perfect sense!
>Stupid alicorn know it all...
>It's a good thing one of the good non-ponies, Anon the human, decided to let you live in the small apartment on top of his house.
>Apparently he got rich selling tech to the Equestrian goverment like ten years ago and has been living on easy street ever since.
>Some ponies get all the luck, but hey, at least he's pretty chill and even gives you an allowance to buy food and lets you use his wifi.
>Considering you have no job and no real skills, that's pretty darn generous.
>And all you have to do in return for this sweat setup is-
>"Hey Floor! Rent's due!" a voice says as the door to your apartment opens.
"Augh! But I'm in the middle of a boss fight!" you grumble, not taking your eyes off the screen, hooves clacking away at the gamepad on the couch cushion in front of you as you play Filly Fantasy 14.
>"Sorry, but I'm kind of busy today- big meeting at work, and I don't have time. It's gonna be a headache inducing one, too, so I'm gonna need that payment now.
You groan again but say, "Fiiine, but I'm not stopping, We're finally about to beat this dungeon boss and he had, like, a bajillion HP. Just sit next to me and whip it out."
>"Thanks, I'm real backed up."
>With a sigh, you lean over to the side, your mane brushing against the couch cushion as Anon takes his place beside you.
>He unzips his pants and pulls out his cock. It's a pretty big size, but not monstrously so.
>It's got a good thickness and length that makes you feel like a bit of a slut every time you suck it, which is pretty often.
>But hey, it's rent, and you're a NEET with no other means of paying.
>You wrap your lips around the head of his cock, feeling the familiar warmth and smelling the faint scent of male musk.
>It's not a smell you hate, but you're not going to say it turns you on.
>But you do get a little thrill when he starts asking you about the game.
>"Is that the wizard you're playing? The unicorn one?"
>You nod, not taking your eyes off the screen, and start to suck in earnest, letting your tongue slide along the bottom of his cock.
>As you play and suck, you can feel him getting harder in your mouth.
>It's kind of impressive how he can handle your teeth considering you aren't giving the best BJ of your life right now.
>Can't really focus on that when you're so close digital victory and the girls are relying on you for constant DPS.
>"So, you're saying the wizard class is the best one to use for endgame content?"
>You hum in agreement, bobbing your head slightly.
>Besides, FlowerPower's herbalist build is a surprisingly good healer.

>>41884273
>"But what about the paladin class? I thought you said they had a good balance of offense and self healing last time I watched you playing"
>You grunt around his cock, shaking your head.
>You've tried it, and you know it falls off in the endgame.
>Plus you didn't have a designated team back then, so an all-rounder was more useful to you than a specialist.
>It's all about the high tier spells and the big damage for you now that you have proper support.
>You can feel his hand on the back of your head, gently pushing down as he starts to get more into it, his cock twitching excitedly in your mouth.
>You don't know why he finding it so hot watching you play games while you suck his dick, but it's a kink you're happy to indulge.
>It's not like you're going anywhere, and the rent's due.
>You focus on the game, your mind racing with strategy, while your mouth and throat do all the work on his cock.
>You're getting pretty good at it, if you do say so yourself.
>"I think you might have to switch to the paladin class for the next raid," he says, his voice getting a little shakier.
>You hum in disagreement, taking his cock out of your mouth to say, "Nope, I'm sticking with the wizard," before taking him back in with a pop.
>You've got this down to a science.
>A few more bobs of your head and he's done, filling your mouth with his cum.
>You swallow it with a gulp, not bothering to look at him as you go back to playing, the bitter taste of salt and man on your tongue.
>It's weirdly satisfying, in a way.
>Once you've finished the boss fight, you lean back with a sigh of relief.
>"Good job, Floor," Anon says, his voice still a little raspy. "Your mouth is worth every bit of that rent."
>You roll your eyes but smile, feeling a bit of warmth in your chest.
>It's not the same as actually having a special talent, but it's something.
>You open the loot menu and lean over, giving his cock a little nudge with your snout.
>"You can go now," you mumble. "We've got a lot of gaming to get in before some of my friends need to start heading to bed."
>He laughs, zipping up his pants.
>"See ya in a week if I don't see you sooner, Floor. Have fun."
>You wave a hoof dismissively, already lost in the vibrant world of Filly Fantasy 14 again.
>At least here, you're not a failure.
>You're a powerful wizard with friends, a purpose, and maybe, just maybe, a shot at happiness.
>Your friends in chat are celebrating and want to go on another raid while spirits are high.
>You agree, but say you need to get something to drink first.
>Time to wash the taste out of your mouth with some good old Dew.
>By the time you get back from the kitchen and a quick bathroom break, you see that your friends have gone off on a tangent.
>You roll your eyes.
>Of course they're talking about stallions.
>Bunch of horny fillies.
'Come on guys, I thought we were doing a raid,' you type into chat.
>'It's not my fault Anime-chan made a crappy tier list. She put tentacle monsters above stallions!"

>>41884276
>'You mean the guys who can only fill one hole at a time as opposed to all of them like tentacle monsters?'
>'You mean the thing that fills you with a bunch of eggs?'
>'What's wrong with eggs?'
>'I don't know what you guys are arguing about those two, anyway. Dragons are obviously the best.'
>'Of course KaijuLover thinks that...'
>'Yeah, no thanks, I don't want to have all my gold stolen.'
>'What gold? You holding out on us FlowerPower, cause last I checked you're as broke as the rest of us. Oh, and I think gryphons should be higher.'
>'Um, aren't you a stallion, CYPH3r?'
>'I'm not gay if that's what you're thinking, but objectively it makes sense. Gryphon cocks are covered in bumps so it would probably feel the best. Don't ask me how I know that.'
>Dude, we're all perverts, we know that the same way you do, probably. Also, those are barbs, not bumps. No thanks to getting my vag turned inside out.'
>You follow along with increasing amusement.
>Sure, she'd like to get some more gaming in, but she'd be lying if she said she didn't like this off the wall conversations her friends had.
>She imagines it's this kind of thing that those extroverted types like so much and she decides to chime in.
'What about humans? They aren't even on the list.'
>'Ah, yeah, Floorb, because there's only a few in Equestria and last I checked, none of them but that one female has gone into porn. Can't rank human dick if we don't know what it looks like.'
>'I saw that video, and her vag looked like pink worms. Can't imagine what the guys look like. Ick.'
'It's not that weird. It has kind of a mushroom head, though, with a little slit for a urethra. Other than that, it's pretty smooth and a little veiny.'
>You hadn't really thought about it before you typed, but the sudden lull in the messaging gives you time to realize what you did.
>Immediately, the questions come flying.
>It takes several seconds before the rapid string of replies to finish, then a few minutes to read them all, and even more to start to reply.
It becomes increasingly frustrating to deny their accusations of making it up until you finally snap and type, 'I can prove it. Next week a human will come over and I'm gonna suck his cock. If you don't believe me, than you can watch when I turn my webcam on.'
>A smirk starts to pull at your lips.
'Everypony that does is gonna owe me big time, though.'
>Anime-chan responds first.
>'I could save some extra bits and not order new mangas this month if you're telling the truth.'
>'She couldn't be, but I have some extra bits laying around,' Fuzzy Bookworm types after.
>As more agreements come in, you can't help but smile a little wider.
>Sounds like you're actually going to have some extra bits this month.
>Hello top shelf ramen.

>>41884374
Good shit

>>41884273
>>41884276
>>41884374
Nice green, anon.

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Lovely smelly NEETs <3

>>41884497
No one likes you.

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Diagram of a NEET

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>>41884497
>>41884626
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>41883939
check twibooru I got all six of them from there

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>>41884208
A qt for sure

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>>41883790
Celebrate the aroma!

>>41883832
Cherish the aroma!

>>41884103
But…
That’s the best part!

>>41883832
This is just genuinely disappointing. I want to clarify that this is not me picking sides, but a fellow NEET enjoyer casting b8 like this or shitflinging ruins the comfort thread. I can't believe we're going to descend to the level of the other generals.

>>41885100
>>41885100
What's disappointing and pretty disgusting is that a person comes into a general to shit it up with their fetish and samefag to shit post and eat up replies as well.

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>>41885176
Yeah and what, they're going to leave or stop posting because you told them to? You're one to talk about stirring up shit, as a part of the problem. Whatever you're trying to do, it's not going to work. Politely quit it, filter them or the thread. This is my last post on the subject.

>>41885180
>This is my last post on the subject
Good. There's more than one person present that isn't fond of stinkfags shitting up the thread. The whole 'you're as bad as then' spiel is bullshit anyway because it let's them post shit unapposed.

I want to pamper Floor.

>>41885100
>>41885180
Personally I'm going to assume concern trolling.
You talk about being part of the problem but then the solution isn't just to ignore and let it happen.
Letting it happen makes the problem worse. Then these faggots think their shit is welcome.
NEETs aren't about disgusting levels of stink, that's a fetish for the threads dedicated to it on /trash/ and they should fuck off there.

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>>41885209
Why do you have to instantly come to the conclusion that someone is out to get you or that I'm trolling. What's up, aren't you the Synthwave guy?

>>41885244
Aye, that's me.
And why do you assume I'm thinking that?
I've just been around long enough to know how many people shitpost and troll.
Including those trying to inject their fetishes where they're not wanted when told to fuck off.
It's not 'they're out to get me', simply just 'This is a nice thread it doesn't need this bollocks in it'.
These threads are going to be unenjoyable for a while until the stinkfags get the message.
/trash/ can and will take them and their faggotry.

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>>41885253
>Including those trying to inject their fetishes where they're not wanted when told to fuck off.
So you're saying that if someone doesn't like a green nobody is forcing them to read, the proper course of action is to pitch a fit?
Is that what you really want?

>>41885270
You know that's not what I'm saying.
They shouldn't be here writing the green in the first place.
Why do you think RGRE, Flutterrape, or Latexpony anons don't come here and shit up the thread with their greens?
Because it's not what this general is for, and it's not about their fetishes.
All generals tell someone who doesn't belong to fuck off when they post shit that doesn't belong. This thread shouldn't be any different.

>>41885281
Tbh generals are and have always been a cancer, you bringed this upon yourself by erasing old chan culture and making it 'user friendly' by conglomerating 5 threads into a single general.
Don't cry now, this is the reality you all choose.

>>41885285
That's a nice way to say that you're going to ignore the points raised and continue shitposting.

>>41885288
I'm not heartless, just filter me.

>>41885293
Filtering you doesn't actually free the thread of you.
Like flags, your name is not a permanent fixture and your hidden posts are not actually hidden.
I can understand wanting to place to stay and hang out, but as the kids say; this ain't it Chief.
Go to /trash/ or /aco/, or start your own stinkfag general.

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>>41885281
>They shouldn't be here writing the green in the first place.
I can very well use that line of reasoning on things (you) have made if I really wanted to.
"Stench" whether (you) or I like it or not, is still holistically relevant to neets. There's a stark difference between "smelly bitch" and "random latex green that has nothing to do with the subject matter." That's a dishonest comparison.
You're acting really fucking entitled about this whole thing.

>>41885301
>I can very well use that line of reasoning on things (you) have made if I really wanted to
And you would be welcome to.
>"Stench" whether (you) or I like it or not, is still holistically relevant to neets. There's a stark difference between "smelly bitch" and "random latex green that has nothing to do with the subject matter." That's a dishonest comparison.
An even better one then is 'Unwashed after one shower, slight smell' and 'Hasn't bathed in a month, built up with acidic sweat and crusty smegma'.
There is a stark difference between what NEETs are which is social outcasts that can sometimes skip a shower, and stinkfags where the only thing that matters is how bad they clear out a room from their stench alone.

>>41885314
Again, I'm not a fan of it either, but at least I can understand that it's "relevant" to the subject matter. I simply choose not to engage with that content.
But going on a neverending tirade about it isn't productive or healthy. You're free to dislike it and to be vocal about it, but saying that "it shouldn't be here because I don't want it here" is peak mental retardation.
Funnily enough, I've seen people raising a stink(heh) about this argument in completely unrelated threads earlier this week. This constant arguing is going to do more damage to the threads than a fucking greentext.
I'm not gonna waste anymore time with this, so I guess do whatever you want. I don't really care anymore.

>>41885336
>Funnily enough, I've seen people raising a stink(heh) about this argument in completely unrelated threads earlier this week
Good, they should. Gatekeeping works.
The fact that you felt like you had to put quotations around it being 'relevant' to the subject matter shows that you know it's beyond the pale for what this thread often entails.
Just because you choose to ignore it doesn't mean that I or others that have also raised a fuss will.
Going on a tirade over it is productive as it shows the discontent, and saying that I don't want it here isn't retarded, it's the due course of calling out something which doesn't belong.
>I'm not gonna waste anymore time with this, so I guess do whatever you want. I don't really care anymore.
Good. I'm not going to be quiet about stinkfaggotry.

>>41885351
You can't post images like that because I personally don't like them. Do better sweetie.

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>>41885376
That's it pal, you've really upset me now. I better not see any more pictures like that in my thread. Final warning.

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>>41885351
>>41885376
>ywn be floorb's tiny human bf and have free reign to make a nest out of her worn panties and socks

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>>41880795
>Have you gone to other websites? Chatrooms? Anything?
I don't really know any chatrooms, but yeah I have been to other websites...Most of them are really, really slow.
I know 'slow is not bad' and all that, but some places on the internet used to be fast and random and I kind of miss that sometimes.
>Pic related
I lurk some of the sites you posted, they are really nice.

>>41880715
>pone.social
I got an account now
It's really weird, people just have profiles and they post stuff like some sort of gallery, and other people sometimes follow them and leave comments on those posts sometimes... It kind of looks awkward, It's hard to believe we ditched forums for whatever this 'personal forum' thing is supposed to be.
Sorry, I don't know how to socialize in this place

>>41885413
>personal forum thing
this shit is as old as myspace, functionally speaking. a user has a page they post their stuff, you can choose to engage or not, dont act like this is a newfangled thing

>>41885455
Anon, I never used social media in my life, I was playing WoW back then, and halo, and other stuff with irl friends
The closest thing to social media I used was php forums, imageboards and maybe some random website...But really, I never 'understood' this weird idea of having a (YOU) page full of your stuff.. .Sorry, I just don't get it is all

>>41885500
you might just be autistic then

>>41885504
>>>/mlp/
>Autistic
No shit
But well, shit. I'm going to touch grass, anon. Thanks for the help, like really, thank you, but It's clear that things just ain't the same and I'm a fag that missess the flavor of a drink that does not exist anymore.
I'll pop here from time to time, but I'm going back to real life, the internet is just not for me anymore I guess...

>>41885351
>>41885376
God bless this entire image series. Some of the earliest Floorb images I have, even before I knew who she was.

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Such a cute stinky neet...

>>41885100
If you don't like what he's saying then don't respond; ignoring it isn't that hard. Did mommy not teach you how to use the internet yet or what?

>>41884847
>>41884849
What the hell are they even playing? I've played DnD, Warhammer, Call of Cthulu, Magic, Bolt Action but nothing like this

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>>41885946
Guess you would have to be there to know what homebrew game the neets have thought up......someday....

>>41885946
Looks like D&D with figures and a grid, but since they don't have figures for everything, they're substituting with what they do have.

Like using parts from other games in Monopoly, because you lost some of the houses or hotels, you know?

>>41885946
That's probably Basic Fantasy, considering the very simple character sheet.

>>41885946
Ayyyy Bolt Action, love that game

>>41885100
This is 4chan.
It was always inevitable.

>>41885100
>>41885176
And now that they know that you don't like it and they can piss you off, they're just going to keep doing it.

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This is now a STINKY NEET thread.
Deal with it.

>>41886401
>>41886407
>>41886435
Stinkfags out.
People like their NEETs clean.

>>41886454
A clean NEET isn't exactly true to life.

>>41886407
It's just one autist trying to force this rancid NEET idea. The truth lies in the middleground where they have a stink, but it's not a stench of rot/filth/actual disgusting grossness.

Anyone who's been around weirdos on the 'stench' side will tell you it's legitimately nauseating; like 'rancid milk' or 'rotten, putrescent fish' nauseating.

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>>41886454
NEETs are stinky. Deal with it. ;)

>>41886477
this

>>41886466
No but as >>41886477 says, this nigger is going into putrid territory and needs to fuck off.
>>41886478
Your shit fetish is not wanted. Piss off to /trash/.

>>41886477
yeah there's a line between smelly in a kind of hot way and just actually fucking rancid

>>41886492
Had a guy in our D&D group in college everyone called 'Stinky Johnny' because he was this gross hippie who wore those open toed sandals instead of shoes and never washed his feet. Could smell that fucker coming from around the block. Tried telling him flat 'Dude, you gotta fix this,' but he never did. Took getting yelled at by the college's health office after getting kicked out of class because he was making people sick before he unfucked himself.

Since we're all just gonna bitch and complain, I'm going to lay down a few new rules for neet content from here on out
>Two or more characters are not allowed to interact, make eye contact, or even be in the same room
>Descriptions of sight, smell, taste or hearing are not allowed, whether they are negative or positive
>Video games above the ESRB rating "E" are not allowed to be featured or referenced in neet content
>Any movie or show higher than "TV-G" is not allowed to be featured or referenced in neet content
>Neets are not allowed to consume maruchan ramen in neet content because that would make me upset
>Neets are only allowed to have up to three posters in their room in neet content (they must adhere to the video game and movie guidelines above)
>Intimacy (both sexual and romantic) is forbidden because it might upset someone's shipping headcanon. Platonic relationships only.
These rules are subject to be modified at my discretion. If you are caught violating them, your town will be nuked.

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the humane way to deal with smelly neet mares' possessions

>>41886516
Wasn't this a comic at some point? I feel like I've seen it before. Or maybe I'm thinking of the one where Floorb cuddles with anon, falls asleep, then he drops her out of a window into a dumpster.

>>41886498
Find another thread to shit up, would you?

>>41886536
Sorry Anon, those are the rules now. Don't like it, don't post here.

>>41886536
Just filter it.

>>41886528
i animated it just on my own without any comics or anything for reference a couple years ago

>>41886498
>Neets are not allowed to consume maruchan ramen in neet content because that would make me upset
So is Nissin brand permitted?

>>41886595
Pone neets consume Marechan brand, anon. No problems here.

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>>41886595
nah, they eat Top Ramen

>>41886595
Yes but if you use the "Hot and Spicy" flavors, you cannot go above 3 peppers on the spicy pepper scale.

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Poor pamper fags think they can change the NEET XD

>>41886638
I literally am a NEET and have been for like 16 years

>>41886498
Let me lay down a few new rules:
>Fuck (you)
>You ain't changing the NEET
;)

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>>41886366
>Bolt Action
The reason Anon hangs out with the NEET crew is because he's wayyy too into WW2. Like REALLY into it.
The question is whether he'd be a clean Wehrmacht guy or autistically into the smallest detail of which Einzgruppen was were

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>>41886638
Floorb is now clean. Begone, vile beast.

>>41886694
>that choker
HNNNGGGGG

>>41886694
A real chad would love her as she is

>>41886704
-not what she is covered in

>>41886690
>Spoiler
Obviously the first option

>>41886694
>i won't love you unless you change to suit my tastes

>>41886750
>enabling an unhealthy lifestyle full of rot and disease

>>41886496
>Had a guy in our D&D group in college everyone called 'Stinky Johnny' because he was this gross hippie who wore those open toed sandals instead of shoes and never washed his feet.
Nah bro, that's treehugger-level of smell, that's rancid.
The fun of a NEET mare is that she might go like two or three days without a bath, and since she does nothing all day anyway, it’s not like she’s getting that dirty. She’d probably have a faint scent of sweat on her, but damn, her pussy would carry that beautiful aroma of, “I just creamed my panties half an hour ago.” God, who could say no to that sweet, natural fragrance?

>>41886764
me

>>41886750
>he said, entirely unironically as he pushes for a NEET to never bathe for his fetish
lol
lmao even

>>41886775
>>41886750
Just shut the fuck up. Both of you fucks have already gotten this thread to 100 posts! For Godsake we're going to reach 500 with just your autistic screeching instead of reading green about neet mares!

>>41886784
>implying there's a problem cooking a new thread
ISHYGDDT

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>>41886498
>Be Anon
>Floor is your roommate
>The two of you exist in a delicate balance, never interacting, never making eye contact, >never even being in the same room at the same time.
>Your lives are a series of carefully crafted routines, each of you moving through the house like ghosts, never crossing paths.
>One day, you wake up in your room, the walls adorned with exactly three posters.
>You glance at the clock and realize it’s time for your morning routine.
>You step out of your room and into the hallway, making sure to avoid any potential encounters with Floor.
>As you pass by her room, you notice the door is slightly open.
>You pause for a moment, your heart racing, but you quickly remind yourself of the rules.
>No interaction, no eye contact, no being in the same room.
>You continue on your way, your mind focused on the task at hand.
>In the kitchen, you prepare a simple hypoallergenic ration of white tofu
>You eat in silence, your thoughts drifting to Floor.
>Despite the rules, there’s a certain comfort in knowing she’s nearby, even if you can’t see her or hear her.
>After breakfast, you return to your room, where you spend the rest of the day lost in activities that adhere to the guidelines.
>You read a book, work on a puzzle, and occasionally glance at your posters.
>As the day turns to night, you prepare for bed, your mind still lingering on the thought of Floor.
>You wonder what she’s doing, if she’s thinking about you... but you quickly push those thoughts aside.
>The rules are clear, and you must follow them.
>You drift off to sleep, your dreams filled with vague, platonic images of Floor and the life you share, never crossing the line.
>...
>As you sleep, something stirs in the shadows of your room.
>A faint hum fills the air, barely audible, as a sleek, metallic device emerges from the wall.
>Its surface is smooth and featureless, save for a single, glowing lens that scans the room with an eerie precision.
>The machine hovers silently, its presence unnoticed, as it observes you and Floor, ensuring the rules are followed.
>In the corner of the room, a small screen flickers to life, displaying a series of numbers and symbols that mean nothing to you.
>The machine’s lens focuses on you for a moment, then shifts to the door, where Floor’s faint silhouette can be seen through the crack.
>A metallic claw carefully closes the door with a soft click
>Satisfied that the rules are being upheld, the machine retreats back into the wall, the hum fading into silence.

>>41886516
hahah nooooo she was so cute

>>41886611
>Top Ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBmbYoPjVHo

>>41886784
Then we'll reach 500 faster, big whoop.
There's no limit on threads, and you're assisting in pushing the thread there with your shitposts.

>>41886797
Damn what a blast from the past. I wonder what Idubbz is doing these days. Last I heard he married a stripper

>>41886800
He cucked out, went full on with troll's remorse, and became a pussywhipped faggot to that stripper whore.

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>>41886789
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>41884040
Lovely
Good job anon

>>41886800
Basically he became a total dweeb. Here's a half remembered summary.
>Tried to make a video about Sam Hyde in an attempt to make Sam look like an idiot
>Sam flipped the script on idubbz, making him look like a total dumbass
>Becomes eternally asshurt and doesn't release the footage
>Time passes and Ian marries an only fans skank
>Starts shitting on his old fanbase
>Starts up some gay youtuber boxing event
>Bans some guy I can't remember the name of from appearing who was already scheduled because he was training with Sam Hyde or some shit
>People don't like that
>People start calling him a pussywhipped cuck
>Ian doubles down
>Now he's making a horrible reboot of his bad unboxing videos where he already knows what's in the boxes because his discord butt buddies pick stuff out for him

Such a sexy NEET mare...

https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2023/2/21/3287401.png

>>41886866
giwtwm

>>41886803
>>41886827
Damn

>>41886435
This image always makes me think that it's Twilight because of the color of the magic, and the idea of Twilight becoming lustfully infatuated of Floorb of all ponies is hilarious to me.
What would the plot of such a green be?

>>41886775
stink is natural
clean is not

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>>41886906
Only in your mind.
Now go take a bath, faggot.

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>>41886690
>>41886743
>We find ourselves on another warm sunny day at school.
>The students mingle and chat, sitting down in clumps of their friends.
>They unpack their lunches and enjoy the warmth of the day.
>But one student stands out.
>Walking around people avoid his gaze, and turn their heads away.
>One wonders why.
>After all he's a relatively good looking guy.
>Well groomed.
>Fit.
>And wearing a killer suit.
>Yet no one bothers greeting him, no one calls out for him to join their group.
>Soon enough he sits down at a table occupied by other students.
>There is a stillness in the air.
>Soon the previous occupants chatter dies down, all eyes turn toward the newcomer.
>Eventually one brave student asks him, "Hey Anon. Uh. What do you have for lunch today? I got a PB&J."
"Guten Morgen, mein freund! Ich bin enchoyingkt a nice hamburger fur mein lunch."
"Ich seh zu are drinking Fanta, ja! Did you know, it vas invented in ze Reich to alleviate das resource shortages, hmm?"