Behold the new Josh Haber
>>43416038great now its even more satanic evil because of the beard
>>43415274Is that his muslim brother?
>>43421863yes
>>43419118He kind of did back in 2014, but forgot about it the second time. Now he's not even pretending his vileness is as big as the amount of job interviews he's been rejected from.
>>43421120>I'll believe it because some rando on 4chan without sources to back it up said it
god I want to be this filly so fucking bad you have no idea I just want to eat a billion wawa meatball subs and have anons rub my fat little belly holy fuck
>>43420892if you don't like anthro why don't you have it filtered
>>43420958i dont use ponerpics
>>43420943>There are anons on /mlp/ that prefer Anthro over poniesGrim.
>>43421512thank god for the no anthro rule so we can have cute ponies and foals here
>>43420296
Previous Thread (#145) >>43263157https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43263157Chained bird.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43416655
>>43421286>tail held highShe knows what master wants from her.
>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
>>43418920INGERLAND!
>>43421593CAMON
>>43418920reminds me of drunk David hasselhoff eating that cheeseburger>Cor blimey...ow'd fings' end up loik' vis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZzftmtGJY
>>43422031>Cor blimey...ow'd fings' end up loik' vis?Tavi you're a Britbong, things were always like this>>43422238>CalypsoFooken zigger music, of course Octy finds it minging
>>43422039Where did this fake Tumblr question answering trend come from? Is it from the mid 2010s, as I guess?also>this X broke mewhat a slow-burn character-development-driven piece of transgressive mediaSorry, I have video essay PTSD.
>>43422158>fake Tumblr question answering trend come fromUh, it's just Tumblr Ask Blogs, newfag-kun. Dead, just like the gray matter existing inside your head.
>>43422039God forbid
>>43422166Thanks, oldfag-san. I've actually been on the board for over two years and remember the show from when I was a teenager, but I still don't know all the context. I've reconciled somewhat with that, but like Twilight I have an immutable desire for knowledge. Also all my gray matter is very much alive per my MRIs.
>>43422039Still the best 2 imohttps://twibooru.org/54961https://twibooru.org/490833
Have you ever learned a friendship lesson on /mlp/? If anyone has any interactions from /mlp/ that still haunt them to this day, maybe even changed your life for the better, I'd love to read about it. Here's mine. Someone said that it was pathetic I can't self insert as muscular Anon because I can't even imagine a better version of myself, and I must be at total rock bottom. That anon was completely right, I have since changed my ways and taken fitness a lot more seriously, and also quit alcohol.
>>43420597FPBP
>>43421945>Someone here called my english "fucking atrocious" in my first green ever in 2013 and now I'm flatulent. Never stop bullying.FTFY
>>43420594I learned that everyone here is downright retarded, and that taught me that I'm also downright retarded, because I also post here every day
>>43420594I learned I'm a sensitive bitch.
>>43422236
G1 edition!Previous thread: >>43353012Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit this link to check out the server info from your browser: https://tf2.pony.horse/Server stats are available here: https://tf2.pony.horse/psychostats>Server infoServer IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 128.254.207.69:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43421461I hate it when celebertys and ESPECIALLY YOUTUBERS/STREAMERS WHO PUSH THIER POLITICAL FAGGOTRY BULLSHIT IN THER CONTENT AND DONT STAY IN THEIR LANE.now i remember y i dont consume content slop from jelloapocalypse.
moshi moshi
>>43421461Ive never heard of them. Are they running for president or something?
>>43422069Vote for next op mare
>>43422127So OC’s aren’t eligible and the poster saying it’s Cream Heart is just a troll?
Welcome to the Pony Voice Preservation Project!youtu.be/730zGRwbQuEThe Pony Preservation Project is a collaborative effort by /mlp/ to build and curate pony datasets for as many applications in AI as possible.Technology has progressed such that a trained neural network can generate convincing voice clips, drawings and text for any person or character using existing audio recordings, artwork and fanfics as a reference. As you can surely imagine, AI pony voices, drawings and text have endless applications for pony content creation.AI is incredibly versatile, basically anything that can be boiled down to a simple dataset can be used for training to create more of it. AI-generated images, fanfics, wAIfu chatbots and even animation are possible, and are being worked on here.Any anon is free to join, and there are many active tasks that would suit any level of technical expertise. If you’re interested in helping out, take a look at the quick start guide linked below and ask in the thread for any further detail you need.EQG and G5 are not welcome.>Quick start guide:docs.google.com/document/d/1PDkSrKKiHzzpUTKzBldZeKngvjeBUjyTtGCOv2GWwa0/editComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is great, thanks fellas.https://files.catbox.moe/ul4hkp.mp4
>>43421208kek
>>43421208such wisdom from a blue mare
>>43350459>I did this thing to chase clout>now I'm doing a different thing to chase clout
>>43420922wtf is this me?
tfw you will never wake up, look over, and see this.
>>43422080>Something is trying to pierce the veil>To cross the border between dreams and the waking world>To do away with the boundaries of sleep>And it is ever hungry>It is relentless in its pursuit of your little ponies>Yet it both benefits and confounds you in its target>You would think such a creature would extend its reach to all it could hope to hold>To claw at the sleeping domains of any and every pony, to always leave you guessing>Yet every night, it goes to young Flutteryshy>Once upon a time, one of your darker half's erstwhile enemies>You still vividly recall your first time you felt its intrusion>A sound like thunder and a thousand dragon's roaring ripped through the dreamscape and it felt like a crack had sundered your own mind, near split your skull in twain>You pushed back against the sensation with all your might, and it was gone as soon as it had come>A quick check showed no damage to your ponies or the dreamscape, but you could not find its point of originComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
the anon below me is a Yak
The anon above me is a Griffin
>>43420889This guy is a true king
>watching Season 1>Applejack lies all the fucking timefaust is a fucking hack
>>43422206She's the element of Loyalty actually. Dash is Honesty. Faust just mixed them up.
>>43422162She lies in S01E08 too. "I'm powerful late for uh something"
>>43422159>>43422186You guys are full of shit, I don't see a single one of those itt.
>>43422213"can't hear you i'm asleep"
>>43422150How many times does Pinkie make someone laugh?
>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0 Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing >I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingAssess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8>I don't like this thread because of reasons. You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43421002Is that from the 3am at Wawa animation?
sleepy fil
>>43421037>serious batfillythis pic is so extremely hot
>>43421343The filly is sleeping.
>>43421343Goodnight, little filler.
Echo EditionI like bats! You should post some.
>>43422006yuge earscute
Is it true that a bat's heart beats 1000 times per minute when she's flying?
would you pinkiebat?
>>43422208No, I dislike Pinkie too much.
>ctrl f>no stallion threadpost stallions faggots
>>43419551hot sombraI wish there was more sheath art
>>43421255yeah we need more.
total stallion death
>>43421860bring that stallion back to life!!!!!
Hey anon! What do you know about this ponification of earth? I found them on DeviantArt and Derpibooru. you can also search for them using your browser.
>>43419419honestly. you can tell a chick with no taste designed it>overly detailed>random bits and bobs literally everywhere>no level of pragmatism, comically large glasses and maneits fuckin icky
>>43421269Actually, you designed it.
>>43421269Random bandages and a necklace too, btw. Chicks fucking love the bandages for no reason.
>>43419394>>43421906that's how you know it was made by some woman who cuts herself, so she and others can self-insert their mental illness of hurting themselves onto the character cause they're too cowardly to just do everyone a favor and kill themselves
>>43421974I also hate when women make ponysonas that are way, WAY cuter than they really look or act like. I mean, a ponysona is already pretty gay shit of course, but at least make it somewhat accurate. Some 30-year old washed up hag with permanent resting bitch face having a ponysona like the OP is beyond pathetic.
I am a normal pony and I wish to start a normal thread so that we may engage in normal discussion
>>43420696It's impossible, It's not like you can kill the phone makers. It'll happen no matter WHAT.
>>43420992We should kill the phone owners.
>>43421133That's genocide, Anon. And we don't have the tools to do that.
>>43421626>what are nukes
>>43421987You'd need to drop them on our own countries as well, and somehow avoid killing the very few who do understand why they're cancer.