Do ponies motivate you throughout your day, Anon? Does thinking of the show or your favorite pony help you face the world?
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>>43033517when I first started my mlp phase again but okce that high wore off and I got tired of this board again, my motivation tends to die down around the same time. my love stays the same but my level of obsession ebbs and flows and right now it's in the negatives.
>>43033517I try to follow the elements of friendshipHasn't gotten me any friends yet but I want to be able to tell Twilight I was trying to be kind, trying to be generous, trying to be loyal, trying to be honest, trying to make people laugh and smileI guess earth is just missing magic and that's my problem.
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>>43034737Yes, we know you don't like ponies OP which is why you posted a off-topic /fit/ thread here.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43035883I always have a hose to keep Fluttershy from doing that.
>>43035883That’s pretty foul to think about
>>43031512Oh shit it's Hearts and Hooves day and I still don't have a marefriend! I hope a pony whose entire focus is centered around love and sex doesn't seek retribution against me oh fugg!!
>>43036690Well you do you
>>43036690You gotta bunker down. She likes to use crossbows. Be careful around windows.
Spellcheck EditionPrevious Edition: >>42925264 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: How would you go about finding mares to marry?
>>43035856>Anon's Mayo Shrubbery Suprise becomes the stereotypical pie cooling in the window someone always tries to swipe
sleep tight rgre, snuggle up with your mares
Continuation of https://ponepaste.org/10819>Sunburst lets out a brief sigh as he shuts the book he'd been orating from>"Now," Sunburst adjusts his glasses, "You've got a taste of the theory.""A taste?">Sunburst just smiles at that>He's been droning from that book for hours now>The book levitates back into its slot on the shelf>"Time for a taste of practice.">A feather rises from somewhere beneath the table and rests where the book once did >You glance between the feather and Sunburst, then back to the feather>You give it a tentative nudge with a hoof>Seems to be an ordinary white feather"Practice how?">"You're going to...levitate this feather!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43036719Welcome back. We missed you.
>>43036719Hi Dad.I think Anon's mana wires are broken, or at least switched around.
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004, DoomVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42915446
>>43036184it's made by canadians, that's all the warning you should have needed
>>43033048They have the installers and patches for UT99 and Unreal Gold as well. I'd love to play these one day too.
There's a coop mod for Stalker Call of PripyatAs you might expect, it is super wonky, but somehow works, I remember playing it with friends and it was the funniest shit possible because it is unpatched and has all the funky bugs from the original gameThe only downside is that only the host can save game and has to do through console that has to be alt-tabbed, can accept and turn in quests and initiate travel to different locations. Otherwise it is vanilla as can beMaybe some shit got patched, last time we played was a year ago, but would anyone be up for it?Euro here, gonna have time on Sunday afternoon/Monday/Tuesday
>>43036841Also you don't need the game becasue the thing will download the whole game along. It is a simple launcher made by russians so not so simple that will do everything for you
>>43035699Yeah that's a good idea. I will use crowns Just not in all of them and also just as details, probably. I like to personalize each one differently instead of using the same image/recolor and stuff like that.
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, /mlp/!It's once again the time of year to celebrate your outstanding waifu and the special connection you both share. While I'm sure the two of you have many plans on how to celebrate, be sure to post a photo of the dinner you have together here! You're certainly free to share other things you do with your special somepony here too!As always, you're welcome to drop a song suggestion for the video this year. Pony music is preferred, but it can be a general love song that just calls to you as well. The deadline for photos will be 11:59PM EST on Sunday the 15th.Here's last year's video: https://youtu.be/JmAp_AejmAUand a full quality upload of last year's wall: https://u.pone.rs/ylfldeim.png
>>43036513>>43036516Based Twichad. Good idea with the tattoo, very subtle.
>>43036611Sure anon.
>>43036756Tiny black private pansy spotted!
Love you Tolly, thank you for changing my life
>>43037242and ice cream for dessert!
Which pony has the best butt?
>>43030511
>>43037250>ho nooves
I love how far they pushed things towards the end
>>43036001sans undertale
>>43035522All the queers were working on FiM at that point. Real niggas had a free hand.
>>43035522
>>43035522unf
>>43035522if EQG continued for a bit longer, we'd probably get an official "nightly" NSFW short
Previously >>42845660>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>43035141>Summer SunsisShe tans really well, must get that from her mom>Vinyl is just burnt to a crisp
>>43035217>I wanna hear her hold back from moaning so she doesn't hotmicHell yeah.
>>43035141Yahooo
>>43036678Sit on my face
>>43036091Vinyl is sun poisoned. Sadly you spend the rest of the vacation with her at the hospital.
>Hearts and Hooves Day card exchangeGo get writing! What would your admiree's waifu think about? If you're sending international, finish up and send it out soon!aka for fuck's sake Edition, wtf is going on on this board lately>The fuck is thisExpecting a lonely Valentine's Day? Want to feel closer to your waifu and/or make someone else's day? Just really like writing? Write a Hearts and Hooves letter to an Anon while pretending to be their special somepony and in turn receive such a letter yourself.>How does it workSign up and write a novel about your waifu, then sharpen your pens and fill your pencils while you wait for assignments. Once you have your assignment, write a nice romantic letter in character as their beloved. Send it off as early as possible to make sure it arrives before February 14th. You can add extra goodies, but it isn't required, the letter is what's important.More info in the FAQ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WdEPj2W0yxVk9rNAcoYC235WMJSNBm8nfaOEEPDcqV8>What's the timelineJanuary 7: Signups openJanuary 15: Signups closeJanuary 16-18: Assignments go outComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43036833haha thankssince I just had the one letter to make, I figured I'd go all out>>43018982Thanks for a sweet letter from Rarity!I appreciate you sending it alongHopefully our date goes well...
>>43036849i wonder where the date is going to be
>>43036872Maybe an art museum, get dinner, dessert, maybe go to her place? (please take me to equestria please get me out of here oh please)
>>43026794My goodness you went above and beyond. One of the chocolates did go haywire during shipping but they were good.Please tell the princess I am flattered beyond belief and would be honored to accompany her.
>>43037233
Post characters embarking on the final frontier.
>>43033941She has powerful friends.Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
>>43034972Fair.
>>43034282
>>43036863
Post some comfy pony pictures
it's finally arrivedtime to grind ponies
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread: >>42886179The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKS>Draw Thread Information -https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43036258Great /d/
>>43036258that anon is a true fagetIf Applejack hit on me my pocket spaghetti would blanket all of Ponyville.
>>43036258that anon is a true fagetIf Applejack hit on me I would be inside her before you could say 'horsefucker'
>>43036258That Anon is a fucking faggot.
Hearts and Claws edition.A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs, hippogriffs griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (September 2025)>>42605154>some griffon fimficsEaW. A Republican Chick's War Chronicles: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/544957/eaw-a-republican-chicks-war-chroniclesOf A Flock: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/213428/of-a-flockJust Anonymous: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/528282/just-anonymousGood Trooper Gilda: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/418498/good-trooper-gilda>ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43036088why is gilda wearing underwear
>>43034055Griffons can breed with anything and the result will be a ____griff. The hippogriffs are just the descendants of some ponies who got plowed by griffons a long time ago.I imagine a griffon x hippogriff pairing, the kid would look mostly like a griffon since griffon genes seem to be pretty dominant.
Dangerous clawjobs from Gilda
Gilda smells like cookies and cinnamon. Silverstream smells likea wonderful female with a fresh ocean breeze.Gallus smells like a warm hug.
Previous thread: >>43013203>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewPopen Creation Video Guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxMBTamRBAA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43035903"damn, Para looks so fat with that dress that goes over her tail-oh wait the tail isn't in the dress"
>>43035976>>43035991Griddy usually starts at 12:00 PM SLT and hoofball these last two weeks has been at 1:00 PM SLT. We can try 10:30 or 11:00 AM SLT for Marebox, but I feel like we have been here before with Saturday EU Marebox:>let's not overlap with grid drive or hoofball>okay let's make it early then>almost no one shows up since even 10:30 AM is early for some euros for whatever odd reason, and that's also early for americans >making it after the aforementioned events defeats the purpose of EU marebox, sort of would suck for Top to have EU and US marebox so closeAnyways, we can try 10:30 or 11, in the end I will be game for whatever time.
