How does unicorn magic feel on a human penis?
>>42814562I don’t want to suck it. I just find it funny to do that to a mare. Making them shoot sparkles or lasers. You think different ponies do different stuff?
>>42810972>ywn be bukkaked by all the unicorns in ponyville
>>42810972Weird tingling feeling in random places both around and inside your dick.
>>42815450
>>42810972>>>/trash/
Post your favorite ponysongs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nFjZTrEKEI
>>42799438another pony musician returned recently after nearly 10 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5GfSHKBu3w
>>42814601Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYj0xK8RqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2wp2w3w18this is pretty good
Flutterfunk!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMeDlOvN77U
Desperate times call for desperate measuresPrevious thread: >>42674711/ourlobby/: LeafConsole release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
guessing your TFH mains by MtG colors:mono-red: arizonaazorius: velvetorzhov: oleander gruul: paprikaselesnya: pomboros: tianhuomono-green or golgari: texassimic: stronghoofizzet: shanty or nidradimir: baihe
>>42815078this but rakdos is also paprika, specifically the ones that randomly tele C every 5 seconds
>>42815078I don't know any of these
>>42815078Most of those aren't colors
>>42815376Magic: The Gathering color decks.I never played that gamr, but I heard people hate Red and Blue decks.
Sliding in the night editionLast Thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42629465/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42814671how do i make neet poners stop shitting themselves
>>42814671What is the neet maxing out?
I'm going NEET relatively soonthankfully Christmas & shit are coming so I have time to improve my situationhow are you anons doing?
>>42815261Been NEET for about a month so far but it looks like a new job's just around the corner. It was a nice break while it lasted
>>42815387I miss it every now and then but I know if I were to NEET again I’d hate it.
>Good morning, Anon.>Thanks for letting me spend the night over
>>42811192something about not wanting to do something
>>42787928>y- you too!
>>42787928would you really let her go inside your goon cave?
>>42814138What's with those shorts?
Stop staring at me cock, Poochie. You're not getting any. I hate your shade of pink and I hate your shade of teal even more. Your color palette sucks and your voice acting sucks harder than your 90s Barbie movies. Go fuck an orange. Goddamn infatuated woodland creatures salivating over human cock. I couldn't land a Rainbow Dash, not a Twilight Sparkle, not Celestia, not even a filthy Pinkie Pie, no, it had to be fucking Poochie. I would have been alright with a Trixie too if I could tie her mouth up, but nooo it had to be POOCHIE. Next thing those ugly cunts Moondancer and Wallflower are going to start flirting with me to give me the ICK the EW, the UGH. If I catch those bitches, especially that goblina I'll let them have the whole encyclopedia down their throats.I HAVE SOULFUL INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT. I am not giving away my snowpity to La Goblina, El Dorado Poochie and Moonbun in a Sweater.
>Le Glim does the sexy to Anonymous. Will his indomitable human sprit be able to resist le hoers poosay seggs?
>>42815492Forgot pic, I am tarded-re
It's time Game Jam has come and gone. It's time to show off those games (You)r fellow board members have been working on for the past few weeks!Try such games at: https://itch.io/jam/mlp-off-con-game-jam-one-buttonWe'll be doing a stream to check them out together>Where are you showing off the games?At Zaifer on cytubeIt's not "mlp game jam" or smilar in case I die or something, so another anon can take over with the name>At what time?8 pm UTC. In about 21 hours of this post. If that confuses you, it's 2 hours BEFORE the Jam timer ends. Again: https://itch.io/jam/mlp-off-con-game-jam-one-buttonThat's, I think, after the rewatch's stream episodes. Hopefully it isnt' as late for some eurobros to join us>How long will it lastPossibly 3 hours if we keep the soft limit of 10 minutes per game going. I don't want it to be TOO long, but we can go over.>Will it be recordedYes. I'm thinking of recording it with chatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42813830A pony game inspired by CoC would be much better than summertime saga or an Akabur game. I am biased though because I really don't like either of those options. A CoC game would also be nice because any writefag could make it.
>>42814915I really love that idea! Where do you save fillies from?
>>42814915IT'S A CREATURE HOUSE!IT'S A CREATURE HOUSE!IT'S A CREATURE HOUSE!https://youtu.be/lCMBy8-pLoQ?t=15
>>42815404Anon's basement
>>42815404the everfree
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42722226--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42814013Great chapter as usual psalm, looking forward to the next one!
>>42807167>Fighting autism with autismThat's a lethal situation.
>>42812841>celestia and luna have to fuseI'm not sure how this would play out.
>>42814013Making some progress, one material down many more needed for the VHS recorder. Anon will defently need to focus when a enemy is nearby lol
>>42814013I wonder how much lingo anon will introduce to the ponies 'cause he'll have to definitely will have to imply the more naughtier words are more innocent then they seem, thanks for the green update.
Alright, I’m just gonna say the thing everyone tiptoes around:A lot of you aren’t defending G4 because it was objectively better—you’re defending it because it hit you at the right time in your life. Half the “G4 was peak fiction” takes fall apart the second you rewatch anything past S4 without nostalgia goggles on.Seriously:The pacing? A mess in late seasons.Villains? Cool concepts, usually wasted.Worldbuilding? Hinted at awesome stuff, followed up on almost none of it.Characters? Half of them got flanderized to the point of parody.But if G4 dropped today, with no bronydom hype behind it, half this board would be calling it “mid toy commercial content” and you know it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42815422As someone who writes, I hate how the em dash is now considered a sign of AI usage when the software I use legitimately just has a built in auto-correct that allows me to put them in despite having no idea how to type them on my keyboard.
>>42815433disable auto-correct and write --profit
>>42815435But I like using em dashes though, they have specific uses in writing. I like the auto-correct since it makes it way easier to put them in. They have genuine grammatical value is the problem, which is why I hate how everyone uses them as a red flag now solely because AI's are hyper grammatically proper.
>>42815435>>42815456Also I think the double dashes looks stupid and I don't like it. Em dash looks cleaner.
>>42815087GAH DAMN.
SPOOKED YA! editionPrevious thread: >>42691852Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_The steam group chat is active, come and say hello!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42814137Except most people want to play the same maps
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>>42814137I’d be willing to try it one night to see if it works well or not
>>42814137some maps would need to get blacklisted from the lottery pool, we don't need to have the server switched to jump_bigbutt at 40 players on a saturday because any one of us voted for it, but i like the idea
>Madness? This. Is. Equestria!
>>42814619Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.
>>42814619lame
>>42814619I immediately thought of this when I that image!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w
>>42814619My wife is so based
DESU>DESUDESU>DESU
starlight glimmer reminds me how Deltarune fandom portrays December Holiday or Dess (dess is roaring knight theory version). >Sad girl who wants to remodel the world because of nostalgia>girlfailure>but still does cool stuff with outcast Trixie/Kris>punk/goth vibes like eqg glimmer>fucks up but is fun to hang out withfanon dess replaced glimmer for me
I shat myself while on the toilet and the shit flew all over my balls; stinky poopy balls atm.
>starlight glimmer reminds me [off-topic garbage]>>>/trash/
>>42815231what's your point?
Post pics and love these leather-winged nuisances.
>>42813497Yeah. All of them.
>>42814626She's just asking to get kissed.
>>42813375Yes.
>>42814113Learning spelling with bats must be very monotone.
Whoreloween! it's time to let out your inner slut in the form of skimpy costumesSlutty Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Sluttery: >>42573880
>>42814230>meshFishnets are perfect for catching men, as Stage Slut demonstrates here:
>>42813293Same anon
CANON Big Tiddy Shimmer
Whats the correlation between Subsets tits and pinkie?
>>42814266It's funnyThat's literally just it it's funny to see Pinkie obsessed with boobs and Sunset being a human most of the time and being slightly bothered about it but still letting her get away with it is funny
I wonder if Sunset's massive breasts are a hindrance to her fencing, or if the constant jiggling is enough of a distraction to give her an advantage.
>>42814821What a weird concept, bunny suit Shimmer fencing?
>>42814565Indeed, it is funny. I was just wondering what inspired it initially.
