WHYYYYY
>>43472013Her ponysona also needs huge fake tits.
>>43474989That was my first thought too.
>>43474989>huge teatsSo, we should make her ponysona look like Milky Way?
>>43474989>>43475871She needs crotchtits so big her hind legs can't reach the ground, so she needs to walk on her crotchtits, squirting milk with every step.
>>43442032She wanted too much money.
Last Thread>>43356666Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43467547what's the difference?
>>43475250eyestexas = stupid
>>43475248>downward flippiesokay, I could see that. well if someone wanted to send a bit o' cash, that could happen.
Edge against soft, developing bodies
>>43475803that is how human fillies end up sticky
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43475612Best pony would agree if she didn't look like a stallion with a tiny head!
>>43475544https://youtu.be/8YzSHIYxdRs?is=ICoeDnD5hJ4WvnO8If you don't know what something is referencing, it's probably the simpsons
Maybe humans werent meant to tell equines their fetish. After all we spent 200,000 years eating them for lunch.
www.sluttymares.com/fluttershy
>>43475932do not click!! it takes you to swinging stallion dick!!
Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/ChurroAnon/CRUSADERLIGHT_m6uAQbne.txthttps://ponepaste.org/993https://ponepaste.org/703Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43466103>>43469452>>43471339>>43472640>>>/OUT/
>>43475769this was almost good
REMINDER:
Previous Thread: >>43339359Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Yehibo:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43472556They’re so cute
>>43467538I was thinking about skin mods that use sprites, like SRB2 Kart or DOOMYour art in a VN would be awesome, it has personality
>what is thisThread dedicated to stories and images centering around Scootaloo and good things happening to her.>why? >^:(Scootaloo is a good pony, dumdum.
>>43474841Is that his name? Cute
>>43472937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fEFbxIPWFk
>>43475874SCOOTOWL USED WHIRLWIND!
>>43475348Snowflake a cutie.Imagine this crackship though
Previous Thread: >>43289140/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=32743146141.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Mare Fair meetup now. Message somepony on steam if you need the room # we're moving to
Lyramecium Edition>Lyrathread prompt and green archivehttps://ponepaste.org/3167>Lyrathread music archivehttps://lyrathreadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/lyra-thread-tuneshttps://youtu.be/6Qmr56JGhyY>Lyrathread art archivehttps://derpy.me/Lyrathread_Art
>>43474271Who the fuck used the body part shrink tool on Lyra's beautiful hooves?
This is a thread dedicated to the one that held G% together and brought G% down with her, the freed true Alicorn who is alive and unspoiled, rightful ruler of Equestria, the Terror of Creaturequestria, the strongest mare to walk the earth or even exist: Queen Opaline Arcana!>MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN†https://files.catbox.moe/gjw4g5.mp3‡https://files.catbox.moe/n7a3pc.mp3
>>43472741Sunny is such a silly little pony.
Rose on the front page /o/
>>43474304sleepy
>>43474304So tiny pony
This is a thread about Cheerilee. Cheerilee is very cute. Cheerilee is the best teacher in the show. Please post Cheerilee.
BEFORE US LIES EQUESTRIAWITHIN US EQUESTRIA IS STIRRINGBEHIND US, ALL OF EQUESTRIA IS FOLLOWING
MSpaint doodle for you lovely fellows
>>43473527kino
>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43475337Huh...weird, I thought neets, you know, never left the house
>>43475337Most of it was spent making a new Neet no one will write for.
>>43475427literally mefr frno cap
Brook-a-bab!>>43475279Always loved this NEET ponka. Poor mare looks like she never recovered from Party of One.
THE LINKMEISTER
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>43290730Topics discussed:>Glimmy glutes is the perfect pillow>Starlight loves when you compliment her>Glimmer likes to loom over her prize>Glimmy is the sweetest most innocentest mare>Glim is an arena shooter god>Cadance wants a piece of Glimmy>Glim Glam patiently listens to her autistic anon>Kites are hard>Must protect Glimmy at all costs!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43472858>glimmy vs glimmyThe ultimate battle.I'm rooting for Glimmy!
>>43370505I'd rape that.
>>43474527She's two steps ahead of you.
GlimmyGOD defended Glimmy bigly
>>43473694>>43475293Extremely based and honorable glimfren fighting on the frontlines.
