Cute squeaky unicorn filly
>>41595288I feel it needs to be reiterated:Sweetie Belle. Is. A. Slut.I mean, just look at her face. She knows exactly what she's doing. Rarity has corrupted this young foal.
>>41595858there is literally no proof that sweetie is a slut
>>41595858>edits are now canonbrainrot
getting one episode in the end of fim where cmc become adults is a sini wanted moreshe is an icon
>>41595863>>41595885I feel like you're both protesting quite a bit. Were you two of Sweetie's clients? Or maybe paid for services from one of her hos?
I wonder what's on /mlp/ tonight... *click*
*click*>Doke doke doke>Ushirometai yatsu wa doke>Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose*click*
*Scccht*Pleasant Night, everypony! >(Pleasant Night!)We are here to tell you all about Change Over Night!>(Change over Night?)Change Over Night. From next week and forth, you have to say goodbye to Celestia!>(Farewell!)So praise the Moon… or GET OUT!>(…)Okay, everypony, let's practice our Lunish! >(Yay!)*Scccht*
*Scccht*>BLOND SPOOKY BONE STEALER STAY YOU FAR AWAY,>BEGONE WITH YOUR SUBJECTION, OR FACE THE LIGHT OF DAY>BLOND SPOOKY BONE STEALER DON'T YOU DARE PURSUE>AND CURSE YOU DOWN TO TARTARUS FOR WHAT YOU TRY TO DO>BLOND SPOO-*Scccht*
*Click*>"Y'know, that is actually before my time. That is a winner though.">'My little pony, my little pony, all in a twinkling spring is here!'>"Oh, man...">'My little pony, my little pony, when did all the leaves and grass-'*Click*
*Scccht*>"-o as you can see, in an environment with a weather like this there is no experience more cozy than this one. It's no wonder why anyone would want to come inside-"*Scccht*
Anyone going? starts in 3 daysplease don't make the whole thread about 'groomer' drama either
>>41594992Fuck off groomer
>>41594992I can't go bc it's not in my areaI was hoping to find someone here who is going to ask a question at the Bronies React panel for me
>>41594992I dont go to cons but I hope you having fun getting your ass plowed while you're there nonny
Gyatt Regency
>>41595672Fuck you
Realized the other day that there's a bit of a parallel between Applejack's cutie mark origin story and the parable of the prodigal sons. Anybody else see links between FiM episodes and stories from the Bible?
>>41592418>conflict happens>conflict is resolvedWoah, you're right anon
>>41591601Nightmare Moon is basically pony Lucifer. Except, you know, if there were a part where Jesus punched him in the face and made him repent.
>>41593442Might be something to this one
Remember that time Celestia burned down Appleloosa because Braeburn tried flirting with her guards?
MLP G4 was the passion project of a Jewess. Was.
Which Skyros born Princess is the best?
>>41578403That's true.
>>41595628Well, can we see them?
This Thanksgiving>Twilight: "Who are you and how did you just magically appear in my library?">Anon: "I have come to cum inside Rainbow Dash, take me to her at once."Prepare yourself>Celestia: "After him! The human belongs to me!"For the blockbuster event of the year>Trixie: "Trixie will agree to help you lay low if you agree to be her great and powerful stage assistant."I want to>Rarity: "Oh my darling, you make all the stallions look like geeks in their mother's basements with that amazing tuxedo on you!"Come inside>Twilight: "The only way to generate enough magical energy to save the world is to let Anonymous cum inside you Rainbow Dash.">Rainbow Dash: "Wait what?!"Rainbow Dash>Celestia: "You will be mine Anonymous, just you wait."ANONYMOUS IN EQUESTRIA: THE MOVIEComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41595300will anon cum inside rainbow dash?
>Celestia: Even though you are not from this world, you have risked your life protecting it and we would be proud to call you friend. This festival is for you Anonymous, it the least we could do to thank you.>Anon: Thank you Princess, and thank you to everypony for showing me the true meaning of friendship. Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry for saying that I wanted to cum inside you, I now see the error of my ways.>everypony gives Anon a warm smile and goes in for a group hug>Anon: I want to cum inside Princess Luna instead!>mass gasp>an embarrassed Rainbow Dash angrily Sonic Rainbooms into Anon's groin>Anon: WOWIEE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY>all the stallions and Trixie wince in pain>a quick cut to the petrified villains shows all three of them covering their eyes>Daisy, Lily, and Rose all faint in unison>Wilhelm scream>Discord: I don't care what universe you're from, that's GOTTA HURT>Big Mac: Eeyup>fade to black as laugh track plays>Fluttershy: I too am in this movieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41595066HiEfaggotry has it's own thread.
>Last scene. Twilight about to send Anon back to his world using the mirror portal she constructed>Linkin Park - What I've Done starts playing in the background, quietly as not to disturb the dialogue>"Thanks again Twi. I never thought I'd be surving this mission, let alone returning home.">"This is the least we... I can do to thank you. One more thing before you go. Did you do it in the end? Did you actually cum inside Rainbow Dash?">"Yeah. And I'd do it again if it means protecting the ones I love.">He steps forward into the portal which starts to shine white light.>"So when you look into the night sky, remember that we're somewhere up there, always watching...">As he looks back over his shoulder with a slight smirk, multiple lens flares can be seen.>"Ready to cum back and save you again.">Whaaaat I've doooone!>Cut to credits
>>41595316Not to DEATH, anon!
Sleepy editionPrevious thread: >>41354454Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Morning bump.>>41594012Congrats on Miss /mlp/ win!
>>41594012Derpy's a good
>>41594012I do like blondes
>>41594012As if there was ever a doubt.
Pipp petals carried G5, does anyone on /mlp/ agree?
>>41591640Something is off here
>>41594588No phone
>>41586112Anon no it STINKS
>>41595383Just the way I like it
>>41594105What?
Previous thread: >>41354823Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>41533412endless energy is not profitable twily, have a cup of dirt® with dirt® included
>>41587157>"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!">You awake to a streamer-filled partypalooza>Changeling clowns are taking turns turning into balloons and making balloon animals>The food->"I assumed you were Mexicoltian so I made a bunch of quesadillas!">No>NO NO NO>This was all a setup!>Pinkie just can't not give parties!>You can't be at a party! Especially not a Mexicolt party!>Not since.... The Academy>They found you in the bathroom, drinking straight out of a squirt bottle>Called you quesadilla-face>Why is Twilight mocking you? She was supposed to be the only pony who understood!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41596077But mostly blue.
I love Hags
>>41593602Good god
>>41593602That GLOVE
>>41593599Heartwarming
>>41592848UNF
>>41529678MILFset Shimmer is the best
Warm spirits editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41354519Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41594216100% agree.
>>41594216It doesn't let me upload imageshttps://files.catbox.moe/pvakpp.png
>>41596074based drawfag
Small EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41395625Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41595237Tiny cat sized hormse
>>41593968Just spend a lot of time with her and make sure to give her many compliments and call her awesome a lot... that'll work,right anons...?
>>41595455real shit... just actually tell someone when you want to date them or get more intimate with them or whatever. Acting like you just wanna be friends when you actually wanna romance someone is being disingenuous and people don't like that.
Previous: >>41428534ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41595321What would she do if I just caught the arrows after realizing they were headed for my face?
>>41595934Go be a shounen fag somewhere else.
Make measurable that which is not so.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxObsolete thread:#92 >>41047499Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41594965>That collarOh boy.
>>41595095What are you seeing that I don't?Its a robo dog and a dog collar.
>>41594211Aside from cupcakes being lighter, fluffier, and sweeter than muffins, cupcakes use a cake batter and muffins use a quick bread batter. Muffins are more like banana bread
https://youtu.be/IBaEwaXlqU8?si=JglFyagrH-TLw201
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE /GREEN/ THREAD
>Have plenty of ideas I want to make into greens>Too retarded to write something coherentIt's a sad state of affairs
>>41595974>coherentNigga who cares. Just write that shit down.
>>41595974This but no time to write instead. Just low priority compared to everything else.
>>41595974Most people on /mlp/ are genuinely retarded, you're in good company writing whatever you want to or can.
green-specific writer's block is the worst. was fired up about this short green a week ago and now progress is absolutely crawling, i'd switch off to my other projects but i'm trying to instill some kind of discipline in myself in regards to writing greens, because god knows i fucking need it
