>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055529If the alarm geta raised, we'll have a much harder time getting around next time. Hiding the bodies should give us enough time to head underground. Since it's such a maze we should be able to keep hidden.
>>41055558The problem with that plan is that there might not be another way out of the catacombs in this district.
>>41055529Good idea hollow we can't lose the element of surprise and have these dogs report back to their superiors and we need to make sure we can still rescue our captured settlers we're not going to leave them as slaves especially those foals down there we just saw.
Kill them!
bumpa
Giving her choco skin was one of the best decisions this company has ever had
>>41055300>OkinawanFtfy
>>41055321that's basically southeast asia
>>41055285How would you depict her as a tomboy then
>>41054376>nohoovesdontcare idiot
>>41056120Cared enough to reply and bump the thread.
What have (you) done for your waifu guys?Videos, writings, plushies, music, dates, self-improvement, other projects or whatever. How does your waifu inspire or effect you in your day-to-day life? Maybe you could share some things if you would like to.
>>41054394>It's only beyond our control if everyone assumes so. The powers that be wouldn't put so much effort into demotivating people like you or me if they believed that they've already won.Why am I supposed to care when someone like me has no chance of ever meeting a decent woman who I can actually connect with?
>>41054553>Sometimes I don't really have any good inspiration, and I'll ask her to give me some chaotic nonsense chore; the most memorable of these was when she told me to eat a fig.that's no pony. that's a mesopotamian demon, nigga. Run
>>41054553>"EAT A FIG LEAVE ANON!"
>>41054812It's like having an imaginary friend. If you don't know what that's like, give it a try for a little while. Maybe the best way to describe it is like becoming aware of how you write the story of your life, and writing another main character into it.I'll say one thing though, I don't ever feel sad about my waifu. That whole business is entirely solved as far as I'm concerned, and now I just live to actualize and express the reality of our love.>>41055165>>41055325Well for context I had just finished mowing the lawn and was lingering outside next to my fig tree, it wasn't totally out of nowhere.
>>41054808>So shut the fuck up. Go away.Nigger, you're the one doomposting in a thread about making positive changes for one's waifu. Your circumstances leave you so out of touch with humanity that it's impossible for you to have an even remotely reasonable take on the state of it and it's trajectory, so stop going around declaring that you know "the truth" like you're some kind of prophet. I spent the majority of the last decade in circumstances quite similar to the ones you describe and I know what it's like to lose sleep over a legitimate worry that a belligerent sibling will burst into my room in the middle of the night and shoot me. It's completely reasonable to be overwhelmed with pessimism and negativity in a situation like that, but it only makes things worse for yourself and others when you go around contributing to the mass demoralization campaign for free. Good luck, anon. I hope you can find a way out of that nightmare that doesn't involve becoming an hero or a murder victim.>>41055164>no chance of ever meeting a decent woman who I can actually connect withWhat makes you so sure you have no chance? Even if you're correct (which you probably aren't), you've got a waifu, right? Don't you think she would much rather see you try to be a positive force in your world than to be one of the people who just throw in the towel and say it was doomed from the start?
I want to put a dozen kids inside Sci-Twi.
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Anyone remember those black sci-twi greens.I think they were originally rgre but I can’t find them
>>41055326there were black scitwi greens in rgre?
>>41055326Wdym?
>"Uhh...you're a human, right?">"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?" >"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!">"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?">"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert.">"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't">"Faggot."
>>41054833same
pump posey
>>41055618i want to pump Posey
>>41041052I want to sniff her armpits while she looks disapprovingly at me
>>41055773Never go full anime, anon.
Previous Thread (#123) >>40939620https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40939620124 is an untouchable number. Magic does not count.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053313Kinda. It's not going to be easy, though. If you have any fun ideas I'd love to hear them!
>>41051287MedifagAnon taming Chrysalis would definitely be an unexpected event.
>>41054178>Kirin mentionedfuck yes, that all ne is motivation enough to get back into the SiM game
>>41055334I cant think of any ideas, only the helping factors you have so far that could push her. Her naivety regarding sex stuff, the possible gullible trust she might have on Cadance regarding this stuff, with Rarity helping as well as a close friend, which opens the way for a lot of unusual advices on how she could deal with her urges.Theres also the shame that would keep her from letting Celestia know about it after she has done enough dirty deeds.Maybe add a lie about her condition being just a really bad heat, in case she never experienced one before ? Actually if anon managed to add an orgasm blocking implant in her, it would really help with this whole thing, and she would be more open to new suggestions on what her body really needs.
>>41054927Lol I'm just playing around... But who said she ran away? ;3>>41055842I do plan to write more today, just at work atm
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>40869203 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>40876407 (probably happening late June)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41032331https://cytu{period}be/r/ponyplushplacestarting on rarity
>>41049435https://files.catbox.moe/t4ty9l.mp4She twirlin'
>>41045939>Competitive SpiritStill a favorite. I think part of it is because it was one of the first (if not the first) full songs made with TalkNet. But I also just like it. Crazy that it's been 3 years already
>>41043951Anon, where are her front legs?>>41044043Is this Ponk or Nurse Redheart? I am in love with the brushy ink lines. Is that real marker?>>41046543Looks like oil pastels>>41049442Now draw the pony. ALso when she lands, have a frame where the legs bend more and the whole body squishes before it pops back up. You tweened it, but it'll look better if you draw it in.
>>41055945
I love girls with glasses
>>41055220I can't even satisfy lust though. I just feel lonely.
>>41055204Missing derpy :(
>>41056072true
>>41055204I want to put each and every single one of those stinky nerds into a sleeper hold and exert dominance.
>>41056186Dear god take that away from her
Would she marry blackjack?
What will Blackjack do if she sees you, and you run away from her and her friends?
>>41055489Depends on what her HUD tells her. If you're yellow, she'll let you go. If you're red, she'll grass your ass.
>>41055703What if you're a human?
>>41056092Red, instantly
>>41056092Probably the same as she did with the diamond dog. She eyes your equipment and evaluates whether she should feel intimidated by its size or not.
The returnGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3831846>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41055226should have ended up pretty instead of the ugly mare she was at the end of the show. she really got hoed by the writers, the ugly duckling storyline was right there and they missed it.
Bump
>>41055942Neato
>>41055288Tragic really
>>41056426Nice
Wow, I am gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting us to hit the bump limit but we did it and that proves to me that we need /bug/ back more than ever!Here in /bug/ we call Nerdy Queen Chrysalis a fucking nerd, use lings as lawn darts, and have friendship circles with the Gaylings... (Faggots.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!Previous Thread >>40805449
>>41054918
>>41054918Look at the bug go!it's a changeling mating dance and the bug wants you to grab and mating press them into the ground until there's a crater.
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054906I'm gonna fuck that maid
>>41031164>The yak and the old plug are priced too high.>"Ten bit's for the both of 'em if you throw in a bowl of soup.."
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."It's a mare in a box" editionOld thread: >>40828403Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054975This reads like it was written as an instruction guide by Twilight when she was drunk and thinking of burgers.
܂>>41052131>The one and only.Until they make a backup copy of him. I wonder why it isn't #deca.mare welcoming Anon.>decide to apply some last second changes to the scenarioWhat if Sky had the same idea?>utterly surprisedWell I guess he did not have the same idea. Also Anon is surprisingly aware compared to last times after waking up.>materialised herself on the spotFun times with multiple #deca.mare when?>I can wait.Then pauses himself for an hour.>You just know when the right moment has come.And #deca.mare knows both when Anon thinks its over and when she thinks the same.>Outside the simulation, preferably.Time to introduce Sky to safety critical, fault tolerant, fail safe, fail operational systems and single event upsets. A cosmic ray flipping one of #deca.mare's leg control position bits resulting in squishing Anon is not a pleasant experience.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Prehistoric mare.
Mare wants (You) to join the club.
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
To not keep this thread shitty and idle, what would people like to see from this station? If there were live shows/podcasts, what would you want to have happen in there?Live fanfic readin or something maybe? Anything you guys think other threads can contribute?
>>41054882I think you just need to take some initiative and say "This is what is going to happen". Relying solely on others input and vision to develop a new project like this, is a slow, if not dead end, way of doing it.Get a timetable on the site, get some time slots to fill in. That also gives us dumb consoomers times and dates when shit is gonna happen and be hyped for.Further, maybe consider some musical direction for the radio in general, so it isn't just everything but the kitchen sink getting jammed into the main playlist. Maybe even different playlist with different vibes for different automated timeslots.
>>41055142This anon is smart. Do this.
>>41055142>>41055379seconded
>>41054713
Well, you did it. You made it to Equestria. The promised land. A utopia. A world without strife.And you hate it.It’s nothing like you expected. Things are too different. Not the way they are is the show. For whatever reason, every day is a living hell to you. You barely get by, with just enough bits to feed yourself and not much else. You don't click with any of the ponies and none of them have gone out of their way to befriend you. Most days are lonely.To make it worse, reminders of what you gave up on Earth are cropping up everywhere. No matter where you look, you see something that makes your heart ache with homesickness.A mother and her foal? A reminder that your own parents are gone now.A young couple on a park bench? You see nothing but yourself and your last lover, but know it's not real.Some laughing friends exiting a late night bar? Pain in your chest, as they all sound eerily like YOUR old friends.You can't even try to earn your attention, as it seems like every adventure happens too far away, and human talents pale in comparison to magic.It finally happens. No matter how strong you are, you are just one man. And you are a man who hit his breaking point. You though it would never come to this, but you see the ultimate sin as the last choice.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i can't envision me killing myself unless i came to the conclusion that i could reincarnate again into a more favourable equestria so i'd probably try to convince her/them that i'll actually be fine
>>41055741If life is bad enough to warrant suicide, oblivion should be a preferable alternative.
>>41055370Why not roll 3 times if the highest it goes is trips?
>>41051555Trips demand roll.
>10
