https://u.pone.rs/sneshsch.mp4
>>43252143>suicide pack
>>43250009Oh damn I didn't even notice how impressive that was first time through. Yeah, awesome work.
>>43251532i took part in making it. everyone criticizing it is genuine and everyone praising it is just doing it to bait people criticizing it
bump
>>43252523smoking that suicide pack
I still don't know what a "shimjob" is.
>>43253627Then?
>>43251344>>43252563I think it has something to do with sushi.
>>43253632Acquire a sizable, but not outlandish, fortune. (This may be more easily accomplished in Equestria.)If in EqG World proceed directly to the Shim.If in Equestria, seek out Princess Twilight Sparkle and convince her to let you use the mirror to EqG World. Then proceed to the Shim.Proposition her in a courteous, gentlemanly manner that you seek her services, namely a shimjob.Agree to the price she charges.Heed all of her instructions.Survival is not guaranteed.
>>43253664How did you acquire this knowledge?
>>43254277Not that you have any reason to believe me but I started the shimjob meme.Was technically the third post ever to use the term but I kicked it off here:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29214060/#29219819along with the first list of ingredients. Others took it from there. I've enjoyed seeing it propagated over the years.
Gamer Corner Edition
>>43252609>Project HorizonsImmediately ruined.
Trixie is THE best pony
>>43254193Bathtub sex with Trixie!
!!!DOUBLE ATTENTION!!!!: we've changed server IPs AGAIN. New IP: tf2.pony.horse OR 128.254.207.69:27015The Marecenaries are getting ready for combat!Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDI-ahJT04Previous thread: >>43163173Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit this link to check out the server info from your browser: https://tf2.pony.horse/Server stats are available here: https://tf2.pony.horse/psychostats>Server infoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
We should play normal tf2 :)
Fucking Indians are ruining the goddamn server
Time for tf2 GET ON
12/64 on Marewater. Hop on for midweek tf2
oh no
Welcome back to the buggiest thread to ever be dedicated to the buggiest mom in all of equestria In the wake of mothers day (the second most celebrated holiday by bugs) we gather once again to discuss teh bugs, to post the bugs, to send hate to skittlebugs and most of all, to love the bugs <3>>/bug/ thread writing list: (soon to have thread compendium added)https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from last thread:>"Tall Tales of the One True Queen and Her Many Children", third chapter continuation >>43160508>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/3/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/alien-affectationsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43254244
>>43253960So it’s a win-win situation.
>>43254244Good thing I'll never run out of such things for her!
>>43254262Eventually she gets so fat she'll become bed sized for you...
>>43254249>architect anon giving her constant love so her plot stays massiveKino
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?TBAIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
WAKE UP
>>43252400
bumpo
>>43252976>"Cousin Braeburn, I'm CIA."
#008.5: Insta' Deleted edition(I guess the jannies didn't appreciate Anon dominating Trix with a Tpose, oh well)>So what's /LMT/-A thread for requesting and hunting down the fics, readings, art, PMVs, vids, animations, and all other lost pone content that other Anons can't find anymore.>Why does this thread even exist?-I'm simply just an oldfag who's watched way too much of the early fandom's mountain of work slowly get flushed down the crapper.-Creators move on, accounts get purged, youtube mass deletes / restricts shit, links rot...you get it.-If we don't dig it up and share it now, a lot of it will be gone for good.>What can you do?-Bump, obviously. Slide threads are our main danger wiping slow burns like us off the site, our last thread only made it 4 days, but I know we can do better, so let's see if we can get this one to hold out ok.-Post any links, archives, torrents, or mirrors you have.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43251022Nearly missed this because of the missing subject. Add this one too: https://ponymusic.wiki/
>>43252573Whoops, my feck up.Won't do that for /LMT/ nein.Also, cheers for the link, consider it added!
There was a Youtube video I remember seeing last year but I don't remember its name or its uploader. It was Rainbow Dash either falling asleep on a bus and waking up in a field or it was the other way around, and Mr.Kitty's After Dark was playing. It was pretty cute but nobody found it the last time I'd asked about it.
Bump before bed, it's up to you Amerianons.
>>43253880
How can anyone not like Pinkie?
>>43254183>nohooves
>>43254192
>>43254183She is such a cutie
Well I like Pinkie Pie (pony) but I have no opinion on Pinkie Pie (human) because I haven't watched EqG and never will.
>>43254183>How can anyone like Pinkie?
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!Apple licc editionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste here: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous Thread: >>43204972
>>43253558>>>/trash/
>>43253558>OP image deleted
Everyone asks how big is too big and prefeered lorg size. But the question remains:How small is too small?
Found a oldie
Previous thread: >>43180747Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43180747Celesti-Maid edition.>What is this thread about?Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it white-knight or an abusing master.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)We have a Discord server! https://discord.gg/b7EFmajComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Extreme softness
Pony pulls the wagon
>>43254247We have cars.
This comment that I Hate Everything made fun of was far from the only example of this. This is obviously a terrible comparison, since MLP obviously does not live up to the epicness or drama of Lord of the Rings in any way. I love MLP and its great in its own way of being a fun cartoon to watch with great characters, heart, and humor. It should be argued for on its own merits of being a joyful cartoon to watch and to put one in a good mood. It should NOT be argued for with retarded comparisons to properties like Lord of the Rings. Its not accurate, makes MLP look bad, and does not properly explain why one should watch the show.
>>43254285>S1 had trainsAs Faust also said, the trains, electrical switches, and such, were mandated by Hasbro. The stupid pony drawn train from Over a Barrel was the result of Hasbro opposing to Faust's original idea of how trains should have been on FiM.
>>43254227>all with the exact same body typeAnd that was a good thing.>Faust fought hardMore like she asked if she could make one fat and Hasbro said, "Yeah sure, lol. Just don't make them all fat and male." They gave her a minimum outline of what to expect on the project. Her team had so much creative freedom filling in blanks that demonizing Hasbro this early is laughable.>>43254299Faustfags used to love that train for having more S0VL than the pink one, now it's Hasbro's and bad?
>>43247140i never liked him
>>43254309>FaustfagsIs that your current real life cheat code or what?
>>43247140He always seemed like the sort of guy who'd get BTFO by The Nostalgia Critic
https://marefair.org/>August 28-30Maredeval Times tickets are sold out, however Mideval Times assures that there are PLENTY of seats still available.Individuals who purchase tickets privately will NOT be able to either sit with the Marefair group, NOR likely be able to participate in whatever public transport is contracted for the event.Anons who wish to attend are encouraged to purchase tickets as far in advance as possible, to avoid any possible FOMO.Regardless of seating, I'm told the Marefair group will be supporting the Green Knight (cuz of course).Corpulent HAS said that there's a chance of more tickets becoming available, but there's no guarantees so if you're looking for certainty, buy now
>>43253713Oh, you wanted rules? You were just asking about the guns they might havehttps://shootersworld.com/indoor-shooting-range/range-rules-policies/
>>43253713SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED FUCK THE COC AND THE DISNEY JEWS
>>43252577>>43252843Range day will start at 11am and be 2-3 hours max, ending around 1:00-2:00pm. Maredieval Times starts at 6:00pm, and transport there I assume would be a half hour to 45 minutes before. We would have a solid few hours between getting back to the hotel and Maredieval times, so I don't believe it will be too bad, unless you have your own additional plans, of course.>>43253653They do have full-auto and we have used it at every range day thus far. Since we are a group event, there is not any issue with the "firearms experience" limitations that the one anon posted. The only actual issue for anyone is the age issue. All shotguns they do allow, as long as you use either slugs or heavy buckshot. I am not sure on if they have shotguns as part of rentals, as I have never had to add one in since I brought my own for everyone, but I will certainly inquire.>>43253713See above. Also, with events, range fees are wrapped up in the total cost, and I will provide targets and eye/ear pro for much cheaper than they would offer it. Also, I would still ask and prefer that you leave your guns at home as mentioned, but if you are going to bring it anyways despite that, at least be smart about it and only access it/remove it from your car off of venue property. >>43253747This is the correct idea/spirit of why I am running it this way this time. I hate their rules with a passion and think its fucking retarded, but I do not want to risk having anyone run into this situation, or if it is discovered someone getting booted from the venue / trespassed / police involved / etc.I know it's dumb and >no fun, but such is the best course of action by my assessment.
>>43254477Thank you for being safe and conscious of the situation.
Any word on the /Fitness Is Magic/ meet?
Muffins for Derpy!
>>43249713All the muffins for Derpy!...All of them!
Stream Night with Sunset EditionThough the camera is off, it's still just you and her and a night of fun!Previous thread >>43159135>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43252997There’s a beached whale I wouldn’t mind humpbacking.
>>43253857>”Anonymous, do not call your sister a whale while she’s laying on the beach!”>”No you can’t call her a porpoise either. Or a hippo. No not a walrus- see? That’s what you get.”>”No more hitting Vinyl, you get that ONE and that’s it.”>”Anonymous NO. No don’t-“>”Sister, it appears my daughter is attempting to smother your son.”
>>43252997I can see how Vinyl is one of the biggest despite how short she is>>43253857I bet she eats like a dumpster, her puberty shot her appetite to the roof to fuel her tits and ass
>>43253915Did he try to poke her with a “stick”?
>>43254028Girl's gotta eatWhy do our two fat asses in the family have blue hair?
I want to cum inside Noi
>>43252805FILLY BELLY... FILLY BELLY AND CHEST!!!! Erotic..... ToT
5 months! 10 days!
