>"Anon when I agreed to let you stay in Equestria I didn't expect you to sexually harass the mares constantly. As punishment you're going to be turned into a mare and maybe then you'll learn some etiquette and manners."
>>>/ptfg/
>>41852419I will now sexually harass the mares and stallions, because it's technically less gay. Thank you for this opportunity to expand my horizons, I will be sending a queer reviewed paper cosigned by OP within the month.
>>41852419Anon deserves this
>>41850299
>>41852419Anon's whore arc has begun.
>you enter a portal to Equestria and find yourself in the throne room>a pair of guards hold halberds at your throat before a wave of Celestia's hoof calls them off>"Anon. You may wonder why you've been brought here to Equestria.">a scroll appears before her and unfurls, held in her magic>"You're a foalcon. You want to have pony slaves. You're violent and stupid. You're the exact opposite of what we want here in Equestria.">she rolls the scroll back up and sets it aside, letting out a low, tired sigh>"...And yet, I have use for you. We've had several humans sent here before. They were more subtle than you, but inevitably, they all ended up partaking in evil acts.">"I turned them all into mares, and for some that was enough to stop them, but for others it only made them more horrible.">she cringes for a moment, then focuses on you>"I need a suitable punishment, and you're the monster for the job. If you so much as lay a finger on anypony you're not supposed to I will seal you in Tartarus. But...">another scroll appears in front of you. it's a list of names and cutie marks>"...These? You can do whatever you want to them. Go wild, you beast.">you're let out of the palace>you have a job to do, and you can't wait to do it
>>41852419>This thread againAt least you're using the appropriate mascot for your grindr /soc/ thread.
>>41852430>>41852504
>>41852419can't be me, when I give the HMD mares never complain
>>41852419That would genuinely fix me
>>41852428>>41852467Isn't it interesting how the hypocrisy of allegedly admiring the pony form over the human form yet wishing to stain Equestria with your inferior human form is accepted as "normal" while being consistent in the view that pony form > human form is seen as a deviation requiring its own general?
>>41852639If you have to think about it that hard it's because it's an obsession for you. Normal people just think they'd like to spend time around ponies because ponies are wonderful. No pontificating about the ideal form or any of that shit.
>>41852650But that's the point. They're right, if ponies are wodnerful, why don't you want to be wonderful?
>>41852661I'm happy being me and Equestria would be happy with me being me too. It's only complicated if you want it to be, my dear tffag.
>>41852639>Isn't it interesting how the hypocrisy of allegedly admiring the female form over the male form yet wishing to stain women with your inferior man form is accepted as "normal" while being consistent in the view that female form > male form is seen as a deviation requiring its own general?No, not really. "I just wanted to see her, I didn't want to be her." Applies here. Just because I like women doesn't mean I want dresses and women things. Likewise, just because I like ponies doesn't mean I want pony things.
>>41852674Whether you want to be a man or a woman is a matter of preference, as for 99% of people attraction is purely to physical sex characteristics. Meanwhile ponies can be considered superior as inherently more peaceful and harmonious creatures. That being said you conflate "I like ponies" with "I want to fuck ponies because they make me hard"
>>41852419Bad idea, you do it right here right now, I'm just gonna start playing with myself in front of you and the entire court, then I'm gonna go and keep sexually harassing mares anyway, except this time I'll have a thorough idea of where and how to touch them. Inappropriately. In public. By the gods Celestia I swear I'll probably start with you, nothing short of turning me to ash is gonna keep me from sticking my soon-to-be mare snoot in your fat crotchteats. So as I said earlier, bad idea.
>>41852639There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.
>>41852693This. If you truly love ponies for all they are, you will want to be a pony in Equestria, whether that be a mare or a stallion.
>>41852742Yes, we know you guys are mindbroken about /ptfg/.
>>41852790You imagine love as a zero-sum game. I love ponies for what they are and don't want them to change. I love myself for what I am and don't want to change. Both these things can be true, there is no contradiction there.
>>41852797>I love myself for what I amThen you love the human form. Anyone who prefers the human form over pony form does not love ponies.
>>41852815That's silly. I wouldn't want ponies to be humans, that would be disrespectful to them and what they are. Again, you see it as a zero-sum game where I either have to love ponies or love humanity - I love both! There's only a contradiction if you don't have enough room in your heart.
Why do ppl get their panties on a twist when you wanna to to equestria as a human?
>>41852831As autists, we all have very strong connections to the Equestria we imagine in our heads and as such someone wanting something different is upsetting. We should all strive to try and understand and accept eachothers' desires, even if we don't personally relate, but alas that's easier for some than it is for others.
>>41852821>love ponies or love humanity - I love bothIf you love humanity you cannot love ponies. There is hardly anything good about humanity.
>>41852831This thread started with people getting their panties in a twist over someone NOT wanting to go to Equestria as a human. Try to keep up will ya?
>>41852845I can see the best in humanity even when it's struggling as it is now. I do not need to be a misanthrope to love ponies fully and unconditionally. It's okay if you personally view things that way, though I'm obviously sorry to hear you've lived a life where that's the natural conclusion for you. I hope you'll find peace in Equestria someday. If need be I'll even give my ticket to you, since it sounds like you need it more than I do.
>>41852693> That being said you conflate "I like ponies" with "I want to fuck ponies because they make me hard"Not exactly. I just thought you meant sex with ponies when you said "staining Equestria with your inferior human form." So I chalked up the rest of the talk about "admiring the pony form over the hunan form" as similar to how men praise women as the fairer sex and as more beautiful without men actually wanting to become a woman.I never once thought you were talking about how"ponies can be considered superior as inherently more peaceful and harmonious creatures" when you were talking about me "admiring the pony form."Further, and this is a little off topic, but how is it wrong to conflate "I like x" with "I want to fuck x"? Isn't wanting to fuck something an aspect of liking it? Similarly, taste can be an aspect of liking something, too. We say stuff like "I like pancakes" but that doesn't mean I want a bed that looks like a pancake or pancaked themed paraphernalia. It just means I enjoy eating pancakes. My conclusion here being that "liking" something doesn't say anything about how that something is liked.
>>41852790If I love ponies for all they are, such that I take the form of a pony, such that I even think like a pony and share their thoughts, then wouldn't I stop loving ponies for all they are since ponies themselves do not love themselves for all they are? If anything, not loving every single aspect of a pony, namely thinking like a pony, is only proof of not being a hypocrite.
>>41852845>there is hardly anything good about humanityLove cares little about "good."
>>41852927I don't care about your opinion on love. And it suits you to think like that, if you love humanity that much, and the shit it brings with it.
>>41852838Truth big bang
>>41852790Nah i dont have to be a pony to love ponies
>>41852838Everyone who disagrees with me online should die in real life.
>>41853002Golly. I dunno if you're getting into Equestria with that attitude.
>>41852419>Become mare>Become MASSIVE slut>Spread STDs around the guard forces.Foolish Celestia! You've activated my trap card!
>>41853002They will, if you wait long enough.
>>41853014Everyone knows Equestria got rid of STDs centuries ago.
If I was a cute mare would you guys fuck me?
>>41853077No but that's mostly because your personality's terrible.
>>41852935sorry, I forgot to say nta.And are you implying that you physically can't love something that's bad? Because that would be evidently wrong. People love low quality shit all the time.
>>41853077No.
>>41853077If you acted like a mare then yeah. It's like trannies, they are cool but they need to actually feel like women when you interact with them.
>>41853079>>41853084Stop the cap!
>>41853098You've already lost me. A mare would never say that.
>>41853098I hate you
>>41853120Hatefuck?
>>41853077yeah, if you were actually a cute mare, and>>41853079 and >>41853084 and >>41853095 are faggots.
>>41853129No
>>41853139>>41853098
>>41853077No because I would never cheat on my waifu
>>41853135Actually I am biromantic and hetersoexual. My pronouns are She/him. Thabk you.
>>41853135>fucking a mare that looks cute even if she acts obnoxiousCouldn't be me! I'll enjoy my time with mares that are cute both inside and outside.
>>41853152What if I was your waifu?
>>41852419anonbros... how could this be?
>>41853163Anon, you already got one suitor.>>41853095Pester him.
>>41853077I'm afraid so, Anon. Despite what so many are saying, every Anon on this board would gladly take turns filling your horsepussy with seed. Every last fat, hairy, stinky, disgusting, cigarette smelling, neck-pube having Anon would fuck you with every ounce of autism and sexual awkwardness they've got.
>>41853172The fact that you were able to think of this scenario puts you in the same category as "If I were a woman I'd be such a slut bro... haha"
>>41853193>Projecting
>>41852419Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>41853199No, you are, really. You wrote this weird fetishy description
>>41853220I was actually going for shock value but, alright. The fact that you think of it as a fetishistic self insertion kinda just seems like projecting.
>>41853172If I really was a cute defenseless little mare how would I be able to fight them off haha?~
>>41853226Not really. I am a straight guy and I wouldn't write that shit.
>>41853238For sure.
>>41853249If I were a mare I'd be such a slot tho
>>41853266*slut I mean
>>41853266>a slot>you're standing around outside your home>tail raised everywhere you go, of course>suddenly you feel something enter you from behind>you let out a sigh of relief and look back at the stallion that just mounted you>derpy's looking apologetic>"Sorry, um... I thought you were a mailbox!">what>you try and look behind yourself>you can see the edge of an envelope sticking out from under your tail>"Do you... want me to take it out, or..?">derpy doesn't wanna get in trouble>you just shake your head and go home to read your now wet mail
>>41853081People who say things like "love is selfish" or other humanity-like shit is why I hate this world is what I mean. Equestria is better than that.
>>41853284Okay, this made me laugh. I forgove you, this time.
>>41853266Me too, but only because of the life I had to live on here. I'd bring my worldly ruin to Equestria if I went like this, so I prefer to just be reborn in Equestria.
>>41853161>I would just waste perfectly good horse pussy.See! he's a faggot.
>>41853408Self-respect is not faggotry.
>>41853301Okay? but I'm not saying love is selfish. I'm saying people are able to love literally anything. Them having bad taste doesn't stop them.Love is a feeling. It doesn't care about good or bad any more than anger or fear do.
>>41853413Well, what do you mean? Aren't you saying you don't want to fuck mares? Denying oneself of mares doesn't sound very self-respectful for a horsefucker who is straight.
>>41853446I respect myself enough to know that I don't need to fuck a bad mare. Only good mares for me.
>>41852583>It keeps going on like this >You tried turning him into a stallion. >Even more complaints>Centaur>Same issue>Donkey>Same issue.>Zebra.>Same issue, though with more racially charged complaints.>Got so desperate you turned him into a hedgehog>He had done, infinitely worse things, so vile and heinous as a hedgehog....>You dare not remember further.Anonymous, you've put me in quite the predicament here. >"I'll put my predicament in quite a you...r..rear..">"Heh...nice.">Ignore him.I am at the end of my rope, every creature I turn you into- in the hopes of reforming your behaviour- seems to make the situation worse. >You 'pop a xanax' as Anon would say, for your headache.>Thank you that he invented these pills...>"Why not just let me be me?"Because you are an insurmountable rapist. >"Oh yeah.">Furrow your brow. Anonymous, I don't think I have any other choice...I'm afraid I will need to turn you to stone. >"Wait...you can't be serious."I am.>Before he can protest, you've already begun to charge up the spell. I'm sorry my little creature...>"That still sounds offensive you know."Would you-be quiet! I am attempting to offer you some comfort!>"I'm just saying creature sounds worse than subject or..."I am being racially sensitive->"Turn me back into a zebra and I can help."I AM SORRY that it has come to this but, you have left me no choice...I...>Your eyes glance down, the aura of your horn lighting the room as the spell is readied. >he...Are..>No...he couldn't..Are you........aroused?>"Painfully so, my fat assed queen.">Your cheeks are burning. How! How could this bring you any pleasure- you will be turned to stone! Inanimate! >"It's just kind of hot, I mean think about it...I'll be rock hard forever.">The elder gods could not know the depths of the frown you are displaying. I am ending this, now. >Zap him.>He's standing with his hands on his hips, an erection bursting forth through his pants. >Defiant to the end. >You take some headache pills and have the guards put anon in the Garden.>Month passes. >You don't know how.>But even as a rock, Anon continues to harass and defile your citizens. >His cock seems to catch the eye of all who pass by. >Accidents frequently occur around it- ponies falling directly ontop of the rection, grazing against it..>The accidental Mineral-fellatio fiasco was the worst. >You refuse this!>He will not win on this end! Your realm will be SAFE for your subjects!>You move him into the castle, in the royal hall. >Even worse.>Guards ponies keep coming and crying to you.>Saying they keep getting bumped into him.>Captains claim they felt 'compelled' to start a ritual of forcing the new cadets to "polish" his...appendage. >Shining armour quit a week ago over the incidents, and now you receive constant letters from his mother. >All of them complaining about Anonymous The Statue.>You become so desperate you finally move him into the restrooms.
>>41853498>A bit...perverse...yes you admit this. >But you are at wits end.>You did..try the closets at one point- but having him alone in a dark room proved to make things so much worse.>The bat ponies were never the same.>You figure if he is in the bathrooms...>Maybe it will calm down a little.>You're unsure what horrible, strange power he has to harass and rape even when a chunk of stone.>But this could possibly get his jollies off enough to leave the citizens be. >For a while, things are well in the bathroom.>Then, come the complaints again.>"Your highness I....I feel that the...statue in.."Yes, the statue in the restroom.>"Um..yes..that one..I feel it...it..."It what? Get on with it,>The guards pony sniffles and cowers a bit. >Your heart hurts as you see tears form at their eyes.I...I apologize- I did not mean to sound harsh. I'm just a bit..tired..>Smile.Please, do go on my little pony.>They seem a bit more sure at this point, nodding back to you.>"It feels like...he's watching me."Oh..?>"Yes, your highness. Like he's watching me go to...you know..."Yes, is that all? You feel he's watching you relieve yourself?>"No...I...if it were just that it wouldn't buh...bbb...be so bad...">They're crying.>"His..penis! It looks like it's throbbing when he wah-hah-haatttcchesss!">Spend an hour comforting the guard mare.>Things go on like this.>Every day the complaints getting worse.>Days passYou say...>"Yes, I felt something-like...like a wind or...I don't know. It felt like something was touching me...massaging my neck while I...">Raise your hoof to stop them.Yes...Yes I quite get the point... I'll look into this matter further. >"Thank you,">Out goes the guard pony.>In goes the xanax to relieve your headache. >several months later. >The bathroom mints have been replaced with date rape drugs. >You have had to warn the guard ponies not to eat them.>Which has been a failure, multiple times, as ponies do love their sweets. >Each time ends with a Guard going to the medical ward, with sand like minerals being found in their orifices.>He has escalated to raping them. >You aren't even sure how he's doing this, you know for a fact he cannot move. >Yet sitll, his desire to assault your ponies knows no limits. >After losing a majority of your guards, who have quit due to the offenses launched against them, you finally close down the bathroom you keep him in. >Hoping this will change things. >Mark it off limits, redirect the guards ponies to use a different bathroom from here on. >This only helps for a little. >Before a new prank starts with the new guards daring eachother to go into the 'haunted bathroom'.>Same story each time. >Guard goes in.>Gets molested, watched, or outright raped. >Comes crying to you. >Quits in a month due to the trauma. >Rinse, repeat. >At least the numbers are a bit less...for now...>What are you to do?
>>41853553>Do you just leave him there? >Hope that guards ponies eventually forget about the 'haunted bathroom'...>or the low numbers of assaults atleast stays the same?>You mull this over in your head. >For the rest of the day.>And week>And six months. >And a year>Nothing gets better.>You're unsure if it's worse. >You go into your own private restroom hours later, after the latest guards pony came crying and immediately sent in their termination.>The thought of a full on execution has occured, but you could never do that. >Also fairly certain that he would do more damage than ever as a spirit. >Life goes on like this. >Rape, Molestation, peeping, crying, quitting. >Exhaustion from the routine becomes so much that you finally sayBuck this..>And move him into your own bathroom.Hah!>Sneer at the stone creature, looking at him up and down to see if he moves. As you see- I will not falter, Anonymous!>The only part that you swear does is his forever-erection. You will be hard pressed to go on as you have been here- the guards ponies never have access to my private chambers. >Stick your tongue out at him and..PTHBBBBT!>Smirk. Get used to that, you'll be hearing it quite a bit...though not from my mouth in the future. >Water drips from his stone-member at that. >You cringe.Or perhaps not..>This fixes things. >Mostly.>You still use your private bathroom.>Definitely you can feel him watching you when you do. >Some ghostly...touch sensations- though you are easily able to will them away and even prevent them with your magic. >However, when you need to.... drop off some potatoes at the pool...you tend to use your sisters bathroom.>Like today. Hnnngghhh!>FLRLLRRBBBTBBTBTBTOh Luna I am so sorry...>FFWWBBBRRRWAAAAPPPPPPP>Sloosh swush sklunk.Oh good HEAVENS what are the chefs putting in my food!>You do not realize that this is a stress induced defecation.
>>41853588>Be Luna.>You are in DIRE needs to use the restroom.>Not to relieve yourself, you only do that every 74 hours. >No, you need to do something much more pressing.>You must brush your teeth.>You open your bedroom door and->SPPPPRRFFWWRRBBBTBTBRBBRBTHBBT>FFRBWABT>BRAP>BRAP BRAP BRAP>Splunk!>"OHHHH GOOD EQUESTRIA MY ANAL CAVITY IS BURNING!">You proceed to leave your bedroom>"L-Luna?">Celestia says this with urgency.>You don't hear this, as you are already far down the hall. >Dont cry>Dont cry>dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry>Why does SHE need YOUR bathroom!>Shes going to stink up the whole thing with..with..>Urgh!>You're sobbing. >"My highness what's-"LEAVE ME BE FOUL UNDERLING. >He leaves you be. >Your sister thinks she's so much better than you.>Like you don't even matter- she can just take anything of yours she wants. >Tartarus forbid you show disdain for it! >She may send you to the moon!>Yes, you're still sore about this event.>By the time you're down the hall you're no longer crying.>No, you are sobbing. >The most ugly, most wretched sobbing you've ever done in your life. >Stupid Celestia and her giant white butt. >She's going to RUIN your PRIVATE RESTROOM.>The restroom meant FOR YOU. >Not her!>Why doesn't she respect you enough to care...>Your vision is blurred over, hard to see where you're going. >But you move onwards. >Fueled by sadness, rage, depression...>Loss, since your bathroom will surely be coated in the deep scent of acidic bowel movements. >Yet something else seems to stir you. >Move your corpse ever onwards. >Your crying begins to settle down a bit. >What strange sensation pulls you forth? You don't know.>But you allow it to guide you, soothe your wounds. >Then you see where it is you're at. I...my sistsers chambers?>You look about in wonderHow did I end up here? I...oh I should leave..Celestia doesn't enjoy when..>But the feeling inside...it pulls you in...>You see it. >Glistening, in golden light. >Your sisters private bathroom. >Yes, she has one too.>Yet she feels the need to use YOURS?>If she feels this way then..then...>Then you should be able to use HERS as well!>You step into the restroom, with some hesitation.>When you're sure she won't appear out of nowhere, you begin to relax. >Then you see it. >The stone statue ofAn ape?>In a suit. >Sitting next to the toilet. >With..Oh!>An erection.>Your face flushes deep purple. >Oh...is this why Celestia felt need to use your restroom?>Because she didn't want to poop in the same place she must surely be pleasuring herself?>Of course. >This is like when you were a filly and you were caught displeasing the local shrubbery.>Though you grew up from that, much more restraint. >Less complaints from the citizens about night rapes as well. >You suppose the apple must not fall far from the tree. >Still, you wish she respected you.So...err....do you come here often?>You ask sadly to the stone beast.
>>41853625>It says nothing, but it's stone phallus seems to speak to you.>It says...>' come in...'>So you do. >Celestia's bathroom is much nicer than yours. >This makes you more upset. >You look at the toilet..Maybe I COULD go...>Sit.>wait about thirty minutes. >Nothing happens. Darn...>Sigh.>The statue seems...bored?>Was it expecting you to use the restroom?>No... that's..no.>Maybe you need to go back on the medication you took for hallucinations.>All that time on the moon...Um...sorry if..perhaps you were expecting me to..>It says nothing....Right...yes>Sigh again What am I thinking? Why would you even want to see that anyway>Hunch forward. I'm just...I just...I wish Celestia cared more about me- about my feelings. >Stare up at himI bet you understand too...stuck all alone in here...>You pat his pant legI think I should probably go now and->Oh!Are those bathroom mints?>Be Celestia >Be running >Luna is so moody>So fragile>You need to find her>Explain why you were in her bathroom>And hope that she doesn't take the fact you cracked the bowl of her toilet with the force of your bowel movements too harshly. >Spot a guard pony.My little pony!>"I- I wasn't sleeping-I swear! I just lean on walls with my eyes closed!"Where is Luna? Have you seen her?>He frowns.>"Oh..yes..she was in a very foul mood. Told me to 'be gone' underling'."I'm sorry my dear, Luna is...she is a bit touchy at the moment...she has lost a loved one.>The guard looks nervous.>"I..I'm sorry...um...I didn't mean what I said-I...uh..she wasn't in a.."Please, just..tell me where she is. >"Right..uh..well I kinda stopped looking but...I heard some ponies saw her walk to your room."My...room?>"Yeah she..">Run>Run and run and run.>Please>Please dont be too late. >You're in your room before you know it. >Looking into an open bathroom.>Down at your sister, who lay on the floor unconcious. >Covered in a sandy-goop like material. >Each hole filled with sedimentNo...no no no......>Cradle your sister.
>>41853671>Weeks pass. >Things have gone down hill. >Luna has..>She does not seem to deal with her rape well. >She doesn't talk as much.>Her behaviour has gotten back to being of great concern. >Ponies have caught her in the restroom...standing....watching them. >Not even just guard ponies.>But citizens as well.>In their dreams as much as the waking world. >You had a letter from one of Twilight's friends...>Big Mac. >He reported he was....going to the bathroom, in the forest out of his farm.>In his words 'dookin' out in the backwood'>When he spotted her. >Standing by the tree. >Breathing.>making a wiping motion with a large leaf. >You lied and told him this was a dream. >She spends most of the day masturbating now. >You've taken up her duties, as you do not trust her on her own. >You are exhausted. >Your room is on constant magical-lock down. >So only you may enter.>You have few guards left. >Go to the dining hall for breakfast. >"NNNNHHHH">Luna is humping the tableI'm just...trying to get my food...>Grab some pancakes. >Cry>Eat them in your room. >Another year. >Luna is no better, but she talks now. >Always very sexually. >You have had to put large mittens on her hooves, to prevent her from trying to access the genitals and anal region of innocent ponies. >They're shaped like turkey's, because that's all the local pony would sell you with her around. >Lay down in your bed. >Looking into your open bathroom door. >The statue of Anon standing there. >Erect.Fine...>The will to fight is gone. You win. >You use what little juice you have to release him from his state.
>>41853701>Anon is flesh once more. >Though his member deflates. >You stare at him.>He stares at you. >Silence.>Somewhere in the castle, Luna is attempting to cook a hayburger inside of her vagina. >Silence.>"So..."So?>"Can you turn me into a mare again?"END
>>41853193>>41853199>>41853266>>41853320
>>41853720I loved this story
>>41853456I don't know, man. I read that and all I hear is "I don't want as much horse pussy as possible. I'm not a real man."
Hey OP your punishment should be to suck all the cocks forever, oh wait you already do that.
>>41852661This post sounds vaguely cultish
>>41853909What? A bunch of 'men' insisting you have to change your gender and species sounds VAGUELY cultish?! Unbelievable!!
>>41853920Heads up, the gender change is not obligatory, you can absolutely be a stallion.
>>41853972>That sounds less cultish now, right? Right?
