Y'all remember these threads?Last thread I guess >https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35994376Basically Pony's being your mother. Think momlestia thread with more than just Celestia.Pony mom pastebins and Greens:https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Ponymom_Personal_Masterbin (Frostybox's stuff. Many assorted moms)https://pastebin.com/u5j9GCz3 (Chrysalis)https://pastebin.com/FydzrrHi (RD and Twilight)https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Ponemom:_True_Self_Trixie (Trixie, a very good read, I recommend it)https://pastebin.com/Cb4DayAh (Twilight)https://pastebin.com/7nXQQWAR (Fluttershy)https://pastebin.com/BzUtcDPQ (Trixie)https://pastebin.com/XtAKzbfq (Momlestia pastebins)Use Ponebin to read old pastes
I curse OP and everybody in this thread with mommy issues forevermore
What's it like to have a mother?
>>41751645loser I already have those
>>41751653Very nice, I always hug my mom and kiss her on cheek when I do get to see her again, and she hugs me back and tells me how she loves me.Must suck to not have that, motherless fagets.
>>41751641>Y'all remember these threads?Yes.True Self Trixie is a good read. One of my favorites.>>41751645damn
>>41751663Yes that was quite the good green
>>41751645Don't care, eat shit.
>>41751645>curse me with something i have already
>>41751645oh nowhatever shall we do
>>41753424cute
>Now, your son Anonymous SAYS he's pretty sure his kind doesn't develop magical capabilities at any point in their lives...>So then how did he take your nose?>"Lyra, for Celestia's sake, he does NOT have your nose. Act your age..">'Bonnie please take me seriously for a change, first it's my snout, then he's pulling bits out of your ear, where do we draw the line?!'
Big Mom.
>>41751641Thanks for the thread anon, great for self-insertion wish fulfillment
>>41755032Made me kek, thanks.
There is something so wholesome about this. The most powerful ruler of the Equestria, Princess Celestia, becoming a normal mother to an orphan boy. Its beautiful.
What's the rarest mompone you've seen and was it any good?
>>41757097Pretty sure there was a Limestone green, that was pretty good from what I remember
>>41755574>"Grrrr, isn't this exciting, sweetheart? I'm like a mommy tiger.">'This is extremely emasculating. I am a grown man quite capable of walking, thank you.'>[Big mom purr noises]
>>41758947>mom horse hungry
>>41751645Don't lash out at us just because your mom doesn't want to have Sunday brunch with you anymore
consider: pone moms trying to celebrate/understand Earth holidays>"Luna, if we don't find all the eggs before dawn, the Easter Bunny is going to sneak down the chimney and add another day to the year!">'Nephew! Quickly, make haste for the shelter!'>"Anonymous, sweetheart, no matter what happens, I want you to stay in there until July 4th, when Saint Duke rises to chew bubblegum and kick ass!"
>>41760001>ywn feel sunmom's appreciative kiss on the side of your face as you prepare her a snack>ywn have her soft, hot, wet lips send a excited chill down your face and down your spine>ywn hear her whisper, "It smells wonderful, dear," her hot breath ticking the patch of skin left wet from her kiss>ywn feel the caress of her wings on your arm, nor the comforting pressure on your side from her barrel as she rubs against you while walking by, ensuring her unmistakable angelic scent is ever present on your skin, so that NOPONY, not even those living under metaphorical rocks, would ever question who you belong to>ywn stutter an awkward, warbling, "y-you t-t-too!" in response, earning you a musical, amused giggle from the white mare who looks back at you, eyes aglow with adoration>ywn see her spit-take a long sip of tea all over her assistant, miss Raven, losing all sense of poise and dignity after you ask her what a "prison wallet" is
>10IMAGINE your mom finds out you post on /mlp/, so she begins to bump your threads for you.>"Good morning, sweetie! You were asleep, so I bumped that Princess Celestia thread you like so much."
>>41761576>>41762431It's Joever guys. No one seems interested in these threads anymore, its all just slopmare stuff now
>>41763215If it was /ss/ everyone would like it
>>41763219You’re not wrong
>>41763215Then I'll carry it on my back, for the sake of horse moms. If the world is against sovl, then I'm against the world
>Manchild general
>>41751659>Must suck to not have thatyou have no idea>>41763639Sunbuttmom would be proud, Anon
momma dyx best momma
>>41763639
there are moms who are perfect, and moms who try their best
>>41764243>>41765354>>41765357>>41765361>>41765857These are all super cute
>finally get a pone mom>it's Spoiled RichHow mad would you be?
>>41765997Very. because she is neglectful but i guess that proves comforting relatability for some of us
>>41763215>slopmaredoes this mean anything that isn't egregiously gay or a horrid fetish?
momlestia is a really hot concept desu
>>41766721I wouldn't want Celestia to be my mom because I know it would preclude her being my wife.
>>41766727Celly milkers for breakfast though.
>>41766727>precludeA-Anon... I don't even know where to begin...
>>41767341What? Is she into incest now?
bump
>>41765997Well damn, best one could do is learn from her mistakes and become the completely opposite parent so as to give your children the love and care you missed on
>"Heh, hey Anon, look what dad can do!">'...Why does it feel like I'm raising two 8 year olds?'>"Anon, why does Mommy hate fun?"I think Shiny would be a goofy dad like Phil Dunphy.
>>41768272I'm surprised Candace isn't a goofy mom. Idk she seems like the typeCute gif
>>41768272Now I want greens about the misadventures of Shiny and Cadence after adopting Anon
Sunbuttmom wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hearth's Warming
>>41768615Merry Christmas
>>41768476>"Anonymous, look, watch! I'm doing the Electric Whinny!">One of your classmates tells you your dad is a riot and should chaperone more often>Meanwhile mom is off making sure couples are dancing close enough together and that the DJ has enough slow songs
>>41769842Kek good shit
>>41768476>"Y'know, Son, I love your mother- but she still kinda scares me when she gets like this.">tell Shining it could be worse, and you could be having to deal with Aunt Twilight>cue the sounds of the palace doors slamming open (and shattering against the walls) and PurpleSmart calling for the two of you in much the same tones as Lovebutt
>>41769842Holy shit, paraplegic Shining Armor
>>41770832>no pony mom to helicopter over me turning me into a dependent manchildvhhhhhh
>>41765862ikr?
>>41772131classic
>>41766041It's just a way to call out how /mlpg/ has spread their "memes" all over the board. Constant shit side threads or Linky threads that just repeat a single word
>be you, Anon>on way home from school>the sun's nice and bright>just like every other day>you notice the other student pones giving you weird looks and whispering at each other>you overhear some of the chatting>"...nymous...">"...he's...">"...dopted...">then it clicks>you don't believe your own ears>"It can't be">your books feel a lot heavier now>you finally arrive home>Momlestia happens to be passing by>"Welcome back, sweetie!", she says with a warm motherly smile, "How was school today?">but hold on a second, something's bugging him>"It was... fine...">"Honey, are you alright?>looking down at your feet, you take a deep breath>"Yeah...", but she doesn't buy it>you head to your room and sit down on your bed, thinking>Momlestia appears at the door that you left open as if you were expecting someone>she gives you a worried look>without a word, she walks around and sits behind you, embracing you in her comfort>you take another deep breath and avoid shedding a tear>"M-mommy? Is it true what the other ponies are saying? Am I a-adopted?">"Oh sweetie... There is no love stronger than the love between a mother mare and a human son"
>Mom is so enthusiastic at all your band and sport stuff>..You kind of wished she'd be more like your Mommy Bon and cheer normally though>"That's my boy! Keeping it 100 no cap!">'Lyra other ponies can't see!'
Ponymom's me time. It's very short, the children will wake up soon
>>41774281Nurse mom story would be cute
>>41774489>Get to see your overworked nurse mom once every 18 hours when she's not at work or asleep>Smells like disinfectant and light cigarettes
Mommy bump~Had a cool idea for >>41774489, might write later
bugmom? bugmom.
>>41775469Please do!
>>41776402kek
>tfw mentally advanced twilight will never educate you about which words are badwhy live
>Now, let's hear it eh? Just like mummy taught you, Anonymous..>"..'G'day ya cunt!'">That's me boy!
>"Anonymous, I'm open!">'Oh shit, go dad, go!'>Peetzer mom: -OH MY FREAKING CELESTIA!
>>41770250>Dad stop exaggerating about your time in the changeling wars..>D-Don't listen to my dad, his hooves are fine, he just hams it up for attention.>"Ehhh? Say that in my good ear, son! 'Nade went off by my helmet and I never recovered hearing, remember?">I'm getting mom.>"Ok ok ok, I'm stopping.."
>>41751641>https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Ponemom:_True_Self_TrixieMfw I reread this
>>41773377that poor handsome fella
Ma, c'mon, get up, it's not good for you to just veg out all day on the recliner. Doctor said your bad cholesterol's not at good levels right now..>"That shekel grubbing quack couldn't diagnose a cold with instructions on the heel.."Mhmm see that made no sense, let's go, time for outdoors and grass touching.
>>41779687I want to give Momlestia a new lease on life after her retirementI want to give Momlestia the d
>>41777926>>41778292>>41779687wholehearted keks
>>41779313FRIDAY IM IN LOVE
>It's 7 in the morning, and it's time to wake up and go to work.>You are Anon, and... and why do you smell pancakes?>You go downstairs to investigate the mysterious home invader, wondering why in the world they made pancakes.>"Good morning, sweetheart!">Jesus take the wheel.>In the middle of your kitchen stands none other than Princess fucking Celestia.>Glad not in her royal regalia; but rather an apron hanging loosely from her neck, and one of your oven mitts stuck firmly on her horn.>"Did you sleep well? I know you're usually in a rush to get to work on time, so Mommy made you breakfast.">Her horn glows (you presume it does; you can't see it under the oven mitt) and a pancake hovers off of the skillet and into the air.>Celestia must have used some kind of mold, because the pancake is very clearly her cutie mark."Why," you whisper in despair, already regretting waking up, "are you doing this?">Celestia giggles and trots over to you.>When she gets within reach, she leans down and nuzzles your cheek.>"Because I love you, Anonymous.">She loves you.>The mare that you've had... maybe two conversations with.>Where does she get of->Your thoughts are interrupted with a peck on the cheek.>"Eat up, sunshine. You want to grow up to be big and strong, right?"
>..You ATE all Mama's cake, Sparklehat?
>>41781267great green anon>When she gets within reach, she leans down and nuzzles your cheek.>
>>41781267>grow up to be big and strongOn pancakes? Did she mix whey into the batter or something?
Guys? My moms custody battle over me is getting kinda messy, literally.
>>41782558Double blowjob
>>41782057>great green anonjust trying to help new ponemomfags appreciate the classics>>41782388>On pancakes? Did she mix whey into the batter or something?or something, yes"You know, I'd be pissed right no-">"LANGUAGE, young man."*sighs* "Sorry. I'd be ticked off right now, but these pancakes are just incredible. How'd you make them so light and fluffy and delicious?">"Oh, Sunshine, it's nothing more than an old family recipe, fresh ingredients and a big cup of Mother's Love!"
>>41782558>Celestias are fiercely jealouswhat're the Chrysalises like?
>>41783574>LANGUAGE, young man..She never turns off the 'mom', it's bothersome during movies.>"..Anonymous, is that him? Is he the bad guy? Is he the Rogue One?">"Anonym-, don't shoosh me, I'm asking if he's the Deadpool!"
>Yep, that's me.>Stuck in yet another one of mom's diplomatic meetings.>These feel a lot more like family reunions at this point.>Why does she always have to take me with her?>I don't wanna be a ruler like she is.>I just want my Game Boy.
>>41785360>When mom's stories come on>When mom runs into another mom>When she introduces you as her perfect little gentlemenGOD, MOM, I TOLD YOU THAT'S HELLA CRINGEI'M A SKIBIDI RIZZ, ON GOD! BET!
>>41763859tough talk from a fag using this website, the ride never ends
>Ho boy I tell ya, moms...they don't respect ya!>Just the otha' day I says to er; I go:>"Hey ma, I'm giving some thought to going to Friendship College.">..Yeah, and I'm expectin' you know, some words of wisdom, something of the motherly type, you know?Ma puts her cake down and pauses her stories an says:>"You're back?! I thought I had the locks changed!">No respect, I tell ya!
>>41786213I remember when we used to entire dedicated joke threads. There were Rodney Dangerfield ones, the 2 Muppets who heckle people ones, and Jerry Springer threads
>>41785560Get in the robot Shinji
>>41787030Yeah it sucks they outlawed fun and creativity on the board now.
Could any fortunate anon describe how it feels to have a musician mama
>>41787030you can try making a thread like that now, but you'll probably have to wrangle>a few offboarders telling everyone those things all suck and all the jokes suck>a couple anons arguing about futa for some reason>one autist who thinks all jokes are a big conspiracy by his personal boogeyman>if anon is mentioned, a couple retards fighting about aie/ptfg
>>41787922Their Anon-son.>"My Mommy V makes all these WAO NAO WEEER DUDUDUD WUBWUBWUB sounds and my Mommy Tavi is all ..eee ee EEE EHEEHHHHHH!"
>>41782558>“Sweetie can you remind this classless harlot that we do not eat with our hands?”>“Sunshine, please tell this beast of burden that animals are not allowed at the table”>“Oh you are going to get you hoofless slut!”>“Try me flica”
>>41788712>A-Anonymous-kun! Your mothers are...!>"Yeah, I know."
>>41751907oh fuck me sideways that apron is so hot
Imagine this but Celestia and Anon.rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7168384
>>41790737Take it easy bro
>>41791295You know it's perfect.
>>41790737Sometimes I think I'm better off not knowing about that site. 'No wrong way to fantasize' though, as she'd say, though.
>"Ms. Heartstrings, it is my FINAL and professional opinion that your son does infact NOT have any innate magical prowess.">'Doc, he's STILL got my nose, though!'>"..Anonymous, son, is there perhaps another parent or guardian I can speak with?">Yeah, my Aunt Bonnie is in the waiting room most likely trying to get mom committed right now..
>Yes..my boy..sho' photogenic...he definitely has DE MAGICKS!>"Mom? What're you doing in the bushes?">-You see nussing! Nussing!
>10 years pastebin is gone
>>41792961Last we left, Mom had gone to Earth (assuming a human form) and saw where Anon had been living with his biological mother.Sad to know we'll never get anymore.
>>41793007I just wanted to read the first part of the whole little series again for nostalgia
mooom, the thread's on 9
>>41792961You can use Pone.bin to recover old pastes. Just add the paste letters after the /
>tfw no comically evil momnot mmkay...
>>41795171>Ma, put the racism trophy away...>"Ain't racist if'n it's the truth, boy!"
I want a mare mommy so bad
>>41795171>
>>41794679cute
>>41796356I said comically not canonically.
>>41797254NTA, but i'll take this as an opportunity to post more bugmommy
>>41797318>skubShe really is evil.
>>41797437lol i missed that, pure evil
>>41797498>>41797325>>41797318>>41797314>>41797310Classic. Just missing the one where Anon is an adult and she complains he doesn't call
>>41797969igotchuhomie.mp4 >>41777009
>Mom, stop. Leave the Garcia's hedges alone..>"They're blocking the sunlight to my room, Anonymous.">..Ok, just sayin' they're probably gonna turn the sprinklers on again.
>>41798350Almost overprotective bug mom is cute
>"What about my grandkids, missy?">"But mom I already told you. I haven't had luck finding my special somepony.">"Well I have an idea.">
>>41800058Hilarity and laughter ensue this spring on 'So My Mom's A Matchmaker'!
>>41801622Hasbro has paired Dinky up with so many different mares, I can only wonder if she has a canonical mother. Of course /mlp/ will rightfully accept nopony but Derpy
>>41797325I remember this image with a different end...
>>41802216Dinky is Derpy's filly. All of the other Dinky-likes are just that: Dinky-likes. They aren't actually Dinky. Copium
>>41802988THEY'RE NOT DINKY, FUCK YOU
>>41802988So you're telling me Salt Water isn't Dinky's mom cuz that's actually just a poser? Shieeeeeeeet
>>41803645Shieeet
>>41804638Cute
>>41802216Dinky is built for Derpy's warm embrace.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlOlyDf-SHI&t=148
>>41801347>my heartywhy is Cadance talking like a pirate?
>>41805705My wife and daughter
>>41805705Cute as heck
>>41809115
>>41809117Read that as Crump and was reminded of that time Marge Simpson danced
>>41809690Kek>"I'll krump with you sweetie pie">Despite demotivated, Luster Dawn still tries to follow, but quickly drops it as Starlight outdances her
>>41810157>>41809690lmao
>>41800058KEK
>>41806137>ponies don't have phones>this is human Starlight, who evidently traveled to Equestria and replaced pony Starlight at some point
>>41809117Her mom is hotter.
>>41798350Very cool
>>41751641I want mommy Celestia to diaper me. Then give me enemas, spankings and harsh peggings whenever I misbehave, or when I don't eat her out like she wants.I can't be the only one.
>>41812764Moms are hotter by default
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>>41814225>Anonymous! Boy, ah need y'all to mosey on into town and rustle up some copper wirin'.>"Bet.">Gotdang-..Boy, ya better cut out that abbreviated hutzpah an speak proper celestian English!..N' Take yer' sisters with you.
>>41814570kek
mom pls
>>41751907I really wish someone would do the rest of the panels
I can imagine a pone wife and pone kids, but I just can't imagine having a pone mom.
>>41816633Well too bad, my pone mom just prepared fluffy pancakes and crispy bacon, and she wants (You) to eat with usYou're family now
>>41817008uuuh where'd she get the bacon
>>41817021>"Let's not ask the hard questions, dear. Now, enjoy your mama's special meal"
>Anonymous. Look.>...This is how your mom..'rocks' out.
>>41817421kek
>>41818328You've delivered enough kek's how bout trying your hand at a post about moms for a change.
m-mommy...
>>41817008>my pone mom made breakfastBro you're 36.
>>41818990unf is thaf Marble?>>41818998you don't understand, i'm only 36, 36 is young
>>41819440>unf is thaf Marble?
>>41819452heh, may i know her name and why she looks so lonely?
>>41819481Her name is Beauty Mark, and she is criminally underappreciated.
>>41819495thanks anon you're the GOAT>she is criminally underappreciatedshe is now slightly more appreciated than before
>>41819495>>41819452>>41818990
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