wake up, babe! you just became your true self! tell me about what kind of slutty dreams you had...slutty story archive:https://ponepaste.org/6295previous gender:>>43430575
>>43461233>>43461647unf
>>43462296Slutlight is very unfy:
Do You?
rump
>>43460769Unf.
neigh, this thread will not die yet.
star trek tng season 2 episode 15. very important scene at 1:40.https://youtu.be/4tT6AWUBVmc
>>43460769
Previous Thread (#145) >>43263157https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43263157Chained bird.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43460310
>>43454865
Last bump.
Stallion Problems Edition Previous Edition: >>43392544 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: Could you be platonic friends with a mare?
Woops thought ELwRG was rgre, maybe i conflated it with "long and short of it" cause it was under bobbles. Could have sworn there was moments where anons position as royal engineer was doubted or questioned cause he was a guy, and didnt the thestrals have a culture thing with stallions? I probably just overlapped "Follows a Little Spark" engineer anon like a dumbass tho.This is what happens when you recommend fics you havent read in awhile lol.
>>43461524How to get a social worker called on you 101
>>43460998>>43461183Are there greens where Anon has to struggle with his herd/partner making (stupid) decisions over his head?
>>43462472Not really, he's taller then almost every mare.
>>43462472yes
why the fuck did you let it die AGAIN editionPrevious threads: >>43409326 >>43445495There is nothing more pure than the love between a jumble of jiggers and their mare puzzles.>New to Puzzle Thread?https://jiggie.fun/?newAbove is what most anons use but other puzzle hosts are available>How many pieces should my puzzle be?The recommended ppi is no lower than 50 and no higher than 70 but when you get used to it the optimal piece count will be easier to determine based on your image>Label puzzle posts with piece count, subject of the image, and label NSFW when applicable>This a slow thread, don't be afraid to bump so your fellow horse fuckers can return to that puzzle they were working on yesterdayList of Puzzle Thread original content: https://ponepaste.org/11576First puzzle:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43460466I let my guard down without realising the slide was happening. Posted, then came back 3 hours later expecting it to be on page 7-8, but it was archived. The next thread on the catalog had been bumped only 2 minutes after Puzzle Thread and stayed on the board for at least another hour.
>>43461663Speaking of bumping
Need more puzzles.https://jiggie.fun/1rm3iz510 pieces, sfw, CanterlotNormal
https://jiggie.fun/_2r_Zy513 pieces, M6, SFW, Kayou Card Art
https://jiggie.fun/sRuGUz510 pieces, sfw, LyraNormal
When you go to equestria, you become a background pony. Which one do you pick?
>>43423383Braeburn
>>43423383High Winds
>>43423383Sunburst, I WANT TO FUCK STARLIGHT GLIMMER SO BAD BROS!!!
>>43423383cherry berry
>>43423383Pip.
>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43460899Floorb would get tricked once then begin her descent into full 4chud/gooner by spending too much time on the site from that point on.
>>43461262Floorb could've escaped the mire, had she put in some kind of effort, but got sucked in by how easy it is to be a neet?
>>43461826Floorb's entire character is based around her being, at least, a girlfailure from a young age. Escape was never an option for her.
>>43459790The mouth makes me think of Splatoon's squids
>>43459790https://youtu.be/SC4kxy5Lfkg?si=2e8lVBT1C7vaXihP
/YPGR/ Yandere Pony General Revival #4>Rape Edition>Because no one made this thread, I'm making it. Me. Look at me. I'm the OP now. This is for creepy, stalking, lonesome, loving, and possibly hazardous mares.said the last guy who made the thread.now look at me! now I have to make the thread because that retard was a one bump chump, could only bake a single thread and now I gotta deal with the mess he left behind.Ponepaste Yandere Greens and Stories: https://ponepaste.org/archive?q=yandere>>43285793 (Dead)>>43286052 (Dead)>>43305279 (Dead)Thread #3: >>43433372 Thread #2: >>43326866Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43461063>Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam>Et lingua eius loquetur iudicium>Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem>Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitae>Kyrie, Ignis Divine, Eleison>O quam sancta, >Quam serena, >Quam benigna>Quam amoena >O castitas liliumComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43461063Why did the Elf lie?
>>43461296Das it mane
bump for the mare who bumps back
>>43462468They only want your bumps.
Hi everyone, could you share some Octavia Melody phone wallpapers with me?
>>43461848pump
This mare says you have to join the Survey Corps and help defend Paradis.
>>43460142The ending of AOT was worse than G4’s.
>>43460142no
>>43460522Be thankfull, the ending was one of the worst things ive ever seen.
>>43460142Her eyes are fucking freaky. Never trust someone with freaky eyes.
>>43460524I stopped reading the manga around the time Eren attacked Marley. I just stopped caring. The whole manga was just a collection of people looked freaked out.
What if you went to Equestria only to find out you can only go to Anonquestria where every mare, stallion, alicorn etc. is another Anon?
>>43460468not really, explain now.
>>43461055It's one of Doug Winger's fan-made ponies.
>>43461073THIS GUY?! Fuckin whew what a old tart didn't know he liked MLP as well.
>>43461675he has good taste
>>43461675Bro looks like a raisin.
Say something nice about our board-tan, /mlp/.
>>43460513Season 8 and Season 9 is haberslop
>>43461070WTF are you talking about?!
>>43461645Not the anon you're responding to, but if you're genuinely asking, Josh Haber basically took over the direction of the later seasons and shat on everything that was good. He replaced the M6 with the Creature 6 (non-ponies save for the token stoner twink), flanderized pretty much every established character, had writers shove in bullshit diversity stuff (eg. yaks don't have to assimilate to pony culture in pony lands, they can run rampant as if they were in their own homelands) and had such a shit ending where Celestia essentially kills a child. I'd honestly say that if you're going to watch S8/9, treat it as bad fan fiction. I'll only give a pass to S8 E23 just for the kirin but even then the later seasons have very little redeeming factors.
>>43461667>and had such a shit ending where Celestia essentially kills a child.Fucking WHAT now?
>>43461645josh haber produces shit like the creature and that friendship school shit nobody wanted
I just watched the perfect pear episode about applejack's parents for the 1st time
>>43460463whos bart
>>43460826Bartma balls
>>43461203Fuck.
>>43420130>I just watched the perfect pear episode about applejack's parents for the 1st timeWhat happened to them tho? At least the fanfic "Cream and Sugar" delves into them in detail and only one of them dies.
>>43462053>spoilerbut why were they both trees at the end then
What musical instruments exist in Equestria?
>>43458665Cello!
>>43460448Guitar!
honk
In case you missed the /mlp/con reveal: pony.games is now live!This site is mainly focused to satisfy all your pony game needs in a digestible format!As of now, it should have a respectable directory of games in the "games" page, you can eaither visit the author's page, download them, or go to the link to buy them if they're a paid game We don't do piracy.If you see that we're missing any games, feel free to submit it through the appropriate channels.The site is an MVP, so to speak, that means it’s pretty barebones as of now, but it'll keep constantly growing. While you might have to wait a bit to witness everything I have planned, you're just in time to suggest things you may want to see in the site! We're also looking for people to help out, so if you're interested, don't be afraid to reach out!Suggestions we've implemented:>Light mode>Publish date filter>Gore and NSFW as separate filters-Things planned in the next few months:>AccountsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43460961Am I rent free in your head too nonny? That's pretty gay.
>>43460969>still projecting
pump
>>43461671...Trixie full of foals!
>>43457445