Shutterfly
Should lonies die at page 10?
>>43556123celestia if she was goodd
>>43555310What blind bag? Tell me.
where's Ci Cadonze America the mexican/brazilian bootleg candy alicorn princess?
>>43561052>where's Ci Cadonze America the mexican/brazilian bootleg candy alicorn princess?Mexican cadence?!
Which Lovely Horse character is your favorite?
>>43559073How it feels to watch season 9
>>43559073needs a caption
>>43561051
>>43561067perfect
>>43561067Kek
>One day I’m going to travel back in time. I will ensure Total English supremacy. No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my language. There will be no scottish rabble, no colonial rebellions, and certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric system. The best part? I’ll make sure your degenerate bloodline doesnt even exist. Are you terrified? You should be.
asses
>>43561994Classy shark
Previous NEET shenanigans:>>43183565>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43560608Too many edgy NEETs. Classic Nerd NEETs is where it's at.We need a NEETmare who's super into magician style magic- like a shut-in failure of Trixie without the ego.>"... Isth thith your card, Anon?!""No... That's a Uno card. Why's that even in the deck?">"Oh... I have no idea. Um, let me try again!""You've already tried six times..."
>>43560608>actual artist redesigns shit oc for fun>immediately improvedkek. being Doomy is suffering. it makes me happy knowing IRL the brown turd she's designed after is just as much of a miserable failure and will NEVER BE A PONY
>>43560687>"You did it again Ash...You pushed away the one Anon who actually gave a damn about you."Channeled a lot of James from smiling friends while drawing her. Doomer pone that likes classic horror and Pony Tarantino movies. Chronic depression and lashes out at others, but really just wants a bf to take care of her and tell her she matters. Human feet fetishist for some reason.
>>43561682i feel like doomy would argue with her about her smoking and how its bad for her but she puts up with it anyways another scenario i imagine is Ash trying to get doomy to wear some makeup for stallions but doomy would retort with how she doesn't even like stallions lolthank you for making ash
Why are blue girls so stupid?
Because blue is a boy colourThey're so stupid even their genetics are stupid
>>43561939Not enough oxygen in the blood to support the brain
I like to imagine that Button Mash’s mom rewards him getting good grades with sexual favors. So if he gets a score of 100% on a test she gives him a blowjob or if he has straight A’s for a while he gets to fuck her pussy. Maybe if he gets on the honor roll she lets him fuck and cum in her butt. Perhaps she rewards him doing his chores around the house by letting him play with/eat her pussy(but not letting him fuck it) or maybe shaking her ass for him while he masturbates to her.
>>43559282> cream heart expects button mash to step up as a father> instead of cream heart taking care of bothButton being a father figure kinda kills the fantasy for me. Knocked her up? Sure! Big incest family FUCK YEAR. But pushing mental maturity and fatherhood responsibility onto what was supposed to be slotted as the figure of young innocence violated without his knowing (or caring) kinda ruins the whole point, don't ya know?
>>43545342EXACTLY.>>43544879What about this aren't you getting, He-Man?My real mom was ugly, evil, and abusive. You think for even a second I want to tap that pile of smelly garbage? THINK AGAIN, BOOB. All I want is my own little fantasy where I am a child again, I have a hot mom that actually loves me and cares about me and won't leave me for dead in a motel room so that she can fly to fucking Peru to escape responsibility. I KNOW I deserve a good mother, and my brain desires it so unbelievably much that it practically fetishizes it. Because keep in mind, your mother is the only woman who was ever TRULY kind to you, and I NEVER GOT THAT SHIT. ALL I EVER GOT WAS A BITCH THAT REEKED OF CIGARETTES AND COULD GIVE A FUCK IF WE DIED. MY SISTER HAD TO RAISE ME, AND IT'S NO WONDER WHY I PRACTICALLY TREAT HER LIKE A GOD. SHE was the one to show me kindness, NOT MY MOTHER.SO EXCUUUUUSE ME FOR WANTING WHAT I RIGHTLY DESERVE. I see EVERYBODY ELSE talk about how much they LOOOOVE their mom, and how she was a paragon of kindness and love, and how moms and families are so important. Oh what's that? The brat with no mother and no family is fucked in the head and has a mommy kink that SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDES his own genetic mother? Golly! WHO would have FUCKING GUESSED?> By the way, if you have any siscon, I'll take that too. Don't be shy.
>>43544444
>>43560294Of many beautiful foals! :D
>>43559282Lucky Button Mash!
>wake up under a bridge in manehattan>penniless hobo stallionWhat would you do in this situation? How are bums treated in equestria?
>>43560106Robbers can have hobbies too, you know. I can also be a professional assassin and bribe officials for leisure, or be a flasher and smuggle plutonium in my free time.
>>43558527why do evil things in equestria
>>43560816>why do evil things in equestriaBecause I can, biaaaatch! Whatcha goin' to do about it?
>>43560816because seeing ponies scared and suffering brings me joy.
>>43561587>because seeing ponies scared and suffering brings me joy.thats not very nice you know
Octavia has 5 threads
>>43557871plump
>>43557871and dump?
>>43560588Nah, Octy is for marriageYou'll never find an ass nearly as good
uppy
>>43561360guppy
Redheart thread.
These three are threatening Equestria again and only your heroic sacrifice can prevent them from killing/enslaving your friends. It has to be you, right here and now, no other alternative. You do love Equestria right? Nows your time to show it.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>43561562>I think you should try again.(You) asked for it BITCH
>>43561565>TroonTheBat
Rolled 24 (1d100)What are we rolling for?
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>43561693I don't know what they're doing but I'll roll higher than you.
>>43560030I will but before that I will violently jerk off and as loud as possible and try to cum on all of them so at least when I die they'll all feel very uncomfortable and regret every choice they had made and if they try it again they'll think of this moment and question. "Is it worth it?"
>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
>>43559869She's small I can take it, but I will keep hugging her and telling her everything is going to be okay
>>43559879>anon's face when cozy glow starts crying, only for anon to later be betrayed and asked by cozy if he really thought she was being serious about that crying nonsense
>>43560063Who says I am not the one that is going to betray her
>>43560063its bad to lie! filly needs correction!
How do we genetic eng Cozy Glow?
if you think about it Octavia is everything Rarity wishes she was. Sophisticated, british, graceful, natural beauty, talented, high born and so much more.
>>43560358Not enough
>>43491351Kek
>>43561764Everyone knows the Tavi
>>43560358How did she win the ultimate showdown of ultimate ponerty?
I have lived a hundred million yearsAloneAnd blueI have cried a hundred million tearsTill IMet (You)BecauseOf (You)The worldIs mineBecauseOf (You)The SunWill always shineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43561900AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH THINGPONE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43561900shut up bitch
>>43561900I miss Thing.
Hello allOut of the kindness in your hearts, can you guys post wholesome pony pics in this threadI need reasons to keep going
>>43552623
How many people here have watched the show, and how many people here are just for the ponies?
>>43561865>I'm going to be a retarded pony hating nigger offboarder who's only here to shit up the board.I already knew that.
>>43561852Shut the fuck off tourist, you don't even belong here. It's not scientifically possible to fall out of love with mares, so the fact you did and way after the fandom had any hype only proves you were a larper from the start hopping into what was trendy and never had any interest on mares at any point. Go back to your digital circus or helluvacrap board since it's all you trendhoppers are slurping on nowadays. You'll love there!
>>43561875>>43561895>samefagging to own meGeez, you must be desperate. Just post your discord already
I only watch this show for Sombra. Any episode that isn't from season 3,5 and 9 is shit and if they don't have my husbando, it's frankly not worth watching
>43561904Yup. Definitely an offboarder shitstirrer.
