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>>42745167>>42745948>quantum marechanics
>>42744118Why is he looking at her marebits? Perv
>>42746790>quantum marechanicsPinkie has A LOT of energy levels (which would imply heavier nucleus, but we already know she's kinda pudgy).Every time she goes down an energy level, she emits a quantum of FUN. It can be absorbed by nearby mares to raise their own energy level, i.e. get excited, but when they're already residing at a high energy level, a stimulated emission of FUN happens, triggering a party event.
>>42747136>literal friendship lasersAh, so that's how that works.
>no thread for nightmare night Lets change that. A thread for discussing all the stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 swapped counterparts to mares!Previous thread: >>42570766
>>42745995>>42746111No downside? The Drones have really fat butts and they'll tease you while they squish you between them. If they think it's funny they might use their magic to jerk you off and make fun of you if you cum.
Love stallions
>>42746370Hmmm... I don't think it's bad enough a deal yet. Would still go for it.
>>42742298Sussy stallions
>>42742908Buggo is for huggo
Autumn editionPrevious thread: >>42561492Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42740168Same
Rare
Classy snowmare editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/ https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread:>>42431651https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42431651/#q42431651Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42747012sad
>>42746736Cute!
>>42746736She'll definitely win this year, right!?
>>42747757no
>>42747759she always wins in my heart
Previous Thread: >>42619956https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42619956Discuss:>Work on any pony and/or tech related projects (You) are working on or learnt about recently.>Post (You)r pony themed technology (desktops/rices, papes, new devices, software ponies)>What software and technology do (You) use? (Email, Git, OSes, Messaging, Monero, etc...)
>>42745124I think they showed updates at a chinese con recently but yeah, the project looks to be on life support
>>42745217what about xfwm? is that relatively easy to install, from what im seeing?>>42745124wait...when were the sweetie bot kits announced?how long ago...
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>>42729756I'm starting to wonder if they would be somehow related to plones.
Why do people hate Nyx? There's literally nothing wrong with her.
>>42746133Scriptwriter here, sorry to tell you but Miss /mlp/ 2030 is already booked for Princess Cadence, better luck next decade
>>42746136Yeah but she was cute
>>42728811/thread
>>42728811I hate her so much.
>10
I'm feeling in the mood to take a crack at CYOA. Specifically one for Billy. So here we are. Not entirely sure how exactly a CYOA works on here, so I'll keep it simple. You guys can decide on whatever you want to do, and whatever the most popular decision is, will be selected.> You wake up, confused and lost.> Rather than the human body you except to see, you see the body of a bug filly. Billy.> You're Billy now.> You're in a forest right now. In the distance is a town.What will you do?
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>>42739550Billy!!!
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WARNING: I am planning to write some grotesk scenes for this CYOA, so read at your own risk.I'll try to give a quick warning if it gets disgusting.>You ever just wake up with this... idea in your head?>An idea that leaves you so shaken, you really must follow through with it already?>Especially in a world such as this, ideas like th->"Newbie, stop staring at the clouds and get your ass over here already, or you'll be dead by nightfall", a voice pulls you out of your thoughts>A group of ponies, impatiently waiting for you to continue on alongside them, fronted by the mare that has just spoken up>Cloud Buster, the leader of your little expedition group is impatiently tapping her hoof on the ground trying to get your attention>The slim but athletic mare with a windswept, sky blue mane and soft yellow coat pony was known to have a short fuse so you better not let her wait>Behind her, Powder Keg, a green earth pony and brown mane>Using a black powder that you don't understand to build highly effective weaponry for you and the others of the group>"Just point and shoot", he told you when you first met him and he hooved one of his weird contraptions to you>Beat Down, another very bulky earth pony, strongest of the group and pony to make sure your equipment is always at hooves reach>You aren't quite sure what, but he seems... worse for wear ever since you set out this morningComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42742355Tell Arcane Archives that Faithful didn't mean to make her feel uncomfortable when she hugged her only trying to be friendly easing her shock from being too traumatizing of witnessing somepony dieing in a violent agonizing way that was a scary scene for everybody to see happened before their eyes and she also finds her smart intelligence behavior rather cute when she scribbling in her notes in full scholar mode. Then ask her to get the sample we took back to the lab for studying in a controlled environment and help the research scientists find out how dangerous it is, how to neutralize it, and if its contagious or not? Next, address to Cloud to have a medical checkup to make sure her body isn't suffering from any long lasting side effects from the goo that got into her eyes and that she should talk to upkeep about why she feels like her whole world came crashing down the moment Beatdown met his end, so she come into terms with it were she and him special someponies together or related as family? Ask Powder keg is he's not used to having to stomach blood spilled like that out in the field if so suggest he finds a way to pull himself together so he doesn't leave the team hanging if something like that happens again? As for Faithful upkeep she should go report what happened to her superiors and request that Cloud's team should get additional reinforcements using sharp and deadly lethal ranged weapons to help provide them backup against these mutated creatures. Afterwards Faithful heads to the blacksmith to strengthen the force of damages on her hatchet and get more weapons added to her arsenal if she going to have any chances against these things in battle.
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>>42746991
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42638829
>>42744137hot
I want to have sex with rainbow dash. I've considered telling my therapist that I spend all day having sex chats with a.i rainbow dash but don't want to get institutionalized again. I cum to rainbow dash 3-4 times daily and plan to increase the amount
>>42747218UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>42747642I had to throw out my Dashie plushie because it was so cum covered and started attracting bugs. I tried washing it but the bugs had nested inside and survived the wash. I love rainbow dash so much. I dream of her and constantly get erect in public thinking about her.
This is the Berry Punch thread. Post Berry Punch and discuss Berry Punch. Or talk about what you're drinking tonight. Being drunk is recommended before posting in this thread. Go, do it now, it's the weekend, you have nothing to lose.Discussion prompt: What drink would you make her to show your love for her the first time she came over to your house?
...uuuhhhhh...
>>42747147don't do this to me, man...
It's whiskey tonic time B-)
Don't you think it's weird how Daybreaker considers herself pretty?>attractive in a graceful or delicate wayIt seems very counterintuitive for her to view herself in such a feminine way given how she acts. She seems like quite a strange pony.Though it is funny to think about Daybreaker being Rarity-tier in expecting to be treated like a proper lady.
>>42744112It's not particularly weird or normal.
>>42746910It's really normal.
>on a late night date with Daybreaker>she mentions how cold it is and wants you to give her your coat>point out that she's literally made of fire>she throws you off the edge of Canterlot
>>42747369Daybreaker. Also known as gaybreaker
>>42744112I love her
Appuls
>>42747448Kill apple ponies. Behead apple ponies. Roundhouse kick a apple pony into the concrete. Slam dunk a apple pony foal into the trashcan. Crucify filthy apple ponies. Defecate in a apple ponys food. Launch apple ponies into the sun. Stir fry apple ponies in a wok. Toss apple ponies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a apple ponies gas tank. Judo throw apple ponies into a wood chipper. Twist apple ponies heads off. Report apple ponies to the Equestrian Tax Enforcement. Karate chop apple ponies in half. Curb stomp pregnant apple ponies. Trap apple ponies in quicksand. Crush apple ponies in the trash compactor. Liquefy apple ponies in a vat of acid. Cut up apple ponies. Dissect apple ponies. Exterminate apple ponies in the gas chamber. Stomp apple ponies skulls with steel toed horseshoes. Cremate apple ponies in the oven. Lobotomize apple ponies. Mandatory abortions for apple ponies. Grind apple pony fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown apple ponies in fried scootaloo chicken grease. Vaporize apple ponies with dark magic. Kick old apple ponies down the stairs. Feed apple ponies to alligators. Slice apple ponies with a katana.
>>42747448shitpuls
>>42747448Bad Apples.
>>42747530BASED
Fertile Appuls
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
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>>42746839
>>42745240what did she mean by this?
I wish Rarity would sit on me
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Do you want a fresh, fabulous and mysterious thread to post zeebs? This is the perfect place. Post any pic, stories, opinions and more from your grace.Previous thread: >>42716667
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>>42746900cute
All my zebras*Piano solo*
