previous >>43006405ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43164939>>43165276Cute girl
>>43157558What happened after her edgy phase?
>>43165745Summer break ended.
Last Thread>>43110274Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43165545Yes, Genius McSmart, the gabillionaire who could have *any* parties he wanted in real life once lurked here on this very board in this very uoohh thread.
>>43165354There's always been SivlerSpoon everywhere.Silverspoon threadSilverspoon humanized in this thread of course,Silverspoon with weapons, science, technologySilverspoon memes and reaction imagesSilverspoon ficsAnd despite the show ended she's still holding high
>>43165545he died before this thread started, theyre just memeing
>>43165545He did lurk 4chan and was half the reason /pol/ exists. He died long before JDB existed.
>>43165136>what? no way
>ctrl f>no stallion threadpost stallions faggots
Masculine stallions
No dying tonight
fancy stallions
>>43165054 sex>>43165777 sex
>>43165777He needs to be bent over and railed so hard... God I hate but also love prissy fags like him. They always act like they're so much better than tho, but then turn into subby little bitches that moan and call you daddy as soon as you smack them around a bit while hammering their prostate.
This is a thread dedicated to the one that held G% together and brought G% down with her, the freed true Alicorn who is alive and unspoiled, rightful ruler of Equestria, the Terror of Creaturequestria, the strongest mare to walk the earth or even exist: Queen Opaline Arcana!>MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENhttps://files.catbox.moe/gjw4g5.mp3
>>43164179She stays up late to play bidya.
>>43164496Opaline is very metal.
FOR THE FIRE ALICORN
FOR QUEEN OPALINE ARCANA
I miss her so bad bros.
>>43164365Nice
>>43164953She always has an ace up her sleeve
>>43164365Lovely
Old gen thread, dammit.
>>43164825looks good to me
>>43164745She's a spy.
Imagine what she could do with those long dexterous fingers..God I wish human girls were real.
>Why art thou such a nigger Anonymous
>>43164635>LUNA-LICIOUS!
>finna put a cap in this white bitches ass for real
>>43162550Only Whites are humans. This is the truth you will find if you follow the path of logic.
>>43165821With your logic that means you aren't (((human))) then.
>>43165822I am blessed to be White with blue eyes.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43163189neet police
>>43165290professional>>43165783professional thief
This is the alternative MLP fan site general thread. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.Just Over a Week Till April Fools' Edition>why alternate boorus?The absolute state of Derpibooru has led to the development of various alternatives. Many altbooru staffmembers are present ITT, listening to comments and answering questions.Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the mlpg.co thread.>why alternate text sites?Pastebin persistently purges pony pastes. FimFiction does not allow stories in greentext format. FimFetch censors foalcon and other material deemed to be "unacceptable" by the whims of its libelous hypocrite: https://ponepaste.org/9926>general purpose boorusponerpics.org by Lotus [!!VL3e2tgvNo5]ponybooru.org by Zizzy [!DizzyMC4pc]twibooru.org by Twifag and Filly (formerly Floorb) [!!mdpTjuXo6BG]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43165216my "petty response" was just >We do not do takedown requests and are not subject to UK copyright law, as we are not based in the UK. Sorry! - Floorbif you're curious
>>43164827>like do they explicitly teach you in school that your laws apply to everyone or something?they have a legal concept called "parliamentary supremacy" that can be summarized as>If the British Parliament prohibits smoking in streets of Paris it is illegal to smoke in streets of ParisAs long as the law doesn't specify the British Islands the law applies to the entire world. The only "limit" here is obviously Brits' inability to execute said law across borders, especially in the United "we rebelled against the crown" Statessee Ofcom "fining" 4chan over email
>>43164827I dunno about citizens, but UK government absolutely does think their laws apply to the whole globe. Look up news from the last decade.
>>43164827>ponerpics is in UK oh no
>>43165806lotus is being a ziggeraids victim and keeping his funnyday joke well beyond when it would be funny
This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria.What were your famous last words?
>>43160720It had to end
He deserved better than to be used as a walking cease and desist
Button Mash is friends with Spike, and he loves it when Spike visits his house, because then he gets to suck on Spike's adorable scaly toes.
Button Mash invites Sweetie Belle over for games where Sweetie Belle controls Button Mash's joystick with her body.
>>43164626Button Mash loves it when Spike rams his tail up his ass like a dildo. The spikes on Spike's tail, as well as the spade at the end, cause intense rectal bleeding, and this makes Button have intense orgasms since he's into pain. He and Spike also like to 69, shoving each other's dicks as far down each other's throats as far as they'll go.
When Button Mash is feeling lonely he invites over his hoes for a sleepover where he cums inside in every single of each hoe before a good night's rest.
>>43164226That's one big colt.
Previous Thread: >>43071791/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=32743146141.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
6 on snoofabox
4 mares mathing sandcastles
>>43165286Imagetool got fixed?
>>43165528Ye>>43139166
what ever happened to pony thread simulators?i miss the good old days of homeri really miss the ride
I hate when the video makers shamelessly force their own posts into videos. Ther are never funny. Kool has this problem the worst.
>>43164673>>43164674Where's everyone going? Bingo?
>>43164648Is there even a way out at this point other than actually looking through more threads? The board having less OC isn't really a problem yet because there were PTS worthy threads that didn't make any cut in lieu of original but mediocre threads. All the curated autists who made genuine "don't discuss with your parents" content probably died or went insane by now, but there is still funny content.
>>43165338If you're asking whether it's possible to make good Pony Thread Simulators without scrolling through threads beyond the first 10 posts, then no. Like you say, there's plenty of good content, but you won't see it directly on the catalogue.
>>43163208>k00l spends too much time on mediocre posts. I'd be more accepting if the threads only flashed on screen for a few moments for the sake of completion.On that, I agree. the least he can do is speed them up by 33 to 50 %. his collab with BGM did have them sped up, and that alone doubled the video's entertainment value IMO. I called it "argueably one of the best PTS videos" in the corptube comments because it had better pacing.>>43163002I do agree on the beating-a-dead-horse part, but I will re-iterate that there isn't much to work with in this board. any PTS video maker has to put more effort into finding genuinely funny posts, which runs the risk of killing the fun of making PTS videos.
Previous Thread: >>43069328Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)Yehibo:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43165152The pic has a 4chan number filename
>>43165661That's what I get for not checking the file name first.
>While there's only two weeks to go until Senior Prom, they still feel like an eternity>Way worse than the wait for the Musical Showcase, without a doubt>Still, there's plenty to keep (You), Sunset Shimmer occupied>The girls for one were thrilled to bits for you and Anon>Though there was far less surprise on their end>"Darling, you've been living together for the past five months! Either it was going to happen or you were going to absolutely hate each other... but I absolutely had faith in you!">From anyone else that might have come off as a bitchy fake compliment>But Rarity was just too sincere to say it like that>"The outfits I make for you will be just stunning! Of course, all of ours will, but I feel inspired to make something truly great to mark the occasion for you two. Though I will admit finding a color palette that compliments green and orange at the same time may be a bit of a challenge... but not one I'll shy away from!">You admire Rarity's earnestness, truly, and have complete faith in her>Beyond that, a key change at home awaits the end of the day>You enjoy a quiet evening in with Anon>Beyond your propensity to hold one of his hands, your dynamic is mostly the same>Though admittedly when you make eye contact with your newfound boyfriend you both have started stopping what you were doing and just grinning like complete idiots>You'd seen this sort of thing in other couples and scoffed, good-naturedly and sometimes notComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43165801>Anonymous leaned subconsciously into your touch in a way that made your heart melt a little, though the expression of shock when he really registered what you said>"Uh. That...">You watched his brow crease in that way it always did when he was thinking really had about something>You just grinned and waited, trying to ignore the sound of your heart hammering in your ears>"That's incredibly generous of you, Sunset, but that feels like we'd be skipping... a lot of steps, to put it mildly.">You could see his point, sure>But at the same time..."I know it's a bit fast, but... we don't have to get too bold. We'll keep our hands above the waist, promise. Just a little cuddling?">Anon... hesitated>It almost felt nostalgic, seeing him trying to puzzle this one out>You liked that he was worried about moving too fast>It definitely suggested he wanted to do this right>And you did too>Honest!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43165804>Anonymous stalls only for a few moments before crawling across the mattress, resting on all fours, staring at you with the exact expression a frightened cat would make>"So, uh. How are we doing this, then? Head to foot, foot to head, or...?">You snort>Undignified, unladylike, unabashed"Anon, when I said that I wanted you to be the first thing I see when I wake up I very much did not mean that I wanted an eyeful of your toes. Come here.">You gently pat the area beside you, laying down fully and resting your head on one of the pillows>Anon, with all the eagerness of being told he was going to be the first one out of the boats at Normandy, crawls across the mattress to join you>Face to face>You reach out and wrap an arm around his shoulder, pulling him just a little closer"It's alright. We aren't going to do anything rash, just... enjoy each other's presence. Don't sweat it, okay?">Anonymous nods slowly, and makes to mirror your movements>His arm coils around your shoulders, a bit stiffly at first>Don't you dare start hover handing, Anon!>You squirm in nice and tight, dipping down to rest your forehead gently on his collarboneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
how do i stop her from eating all my clothes?