Summer Evening EditionSummer's slowly coming to an end! Are you looking forward to cooler weather or making the most of summer while it's here?Previous Thread: >>42480530
>>42564982got it. stork titties.
>>42564996Yeah!
Nice things were said to this filly!
>>42565425This one got nothing but silence all week A G A I N
>>42565425That's a good filly.>>42565429That's also a good filly!
>You quickly travel down into that dark basement only lightened up by the glow from the computer. You quickly boot up 4chan and begin the search. 2 hours of nothing but I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH threads everywhere.Based. To think this is from a story from October 2012https://www.fimfiction.net/story/52194/stealing-harmony
>>42565173/b/ by definition can't be cancerous because it would imply that it was good at some point
>>42565168a cancerous place where you should stay>>42565177
>>42565199>retard negates himself
>>42565418lurk more newfag
>>42565423>projectingYou first, nigger.
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42437399
>>42562483>artist had a PSDBased artist, was able to remove the stuff for a beautiful shot of planet booty: Rainbow Dash
>>42564039Just the butt
>>42564144Apparently the space affected the colors so here's the butt with Dash colors
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>>42564933
>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
>>42565185Sure, bro.
>>42565132Horses aren't real, stupid.
>>42565209
>>42565132That's what they want you to think
>>42565194jelly?
Welcome to the Pony Voice Preservation Project! >Online speech generation haysay.ai alpha.15.de >The PoneAI drive, an archive for AI pony voice content: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1E21zJQWC5XVQWy2mt42bUiJ_XbqTJXCp >Clipper's Master Files, the central location for MLP voice data: https://mega.nz/folder/jkwimSTa#_xk0VnR30C8Ljsy4RCGSig https://mega.nz/folder/gVYUEZrI#6dQHH3P2cFYWm3UkQveHxQ https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MuM9Nb_LwnVxInIPFNvzD_hv3zOZhpwx This is mostly a bump general, so feel free to post Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42563926fuck i really need to get my degree already
>>42563929In programming?Or data scientist?
>10
>>42564587Which one's going to land me a stable job?
>>42565366Honestly, I don't know where coding is going (despite being a coder myself).As for data scientist, it's basically the road to AI, so, today, it's the place to be, but if you just started your studies and still have 5 years to have your diploma, I don't know if AI will still be hyped as much.The LLM really changed how we view coding, replacing entry level coders. It speeds up veterans half the time, and slow them down the other.Strange effects on coders really.Two interesting reads:https://hackaday.com/2023/06/08/contrary-view-chatbots-dont-help-programmers/https://hackaday.com/2025/08/01/ai-code-review-the-right-way/
TwiMac EditionPrevious Thread: >>42447593https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42447593Share your pony rices and tech-related projects!
>>42563624>After trying to use a pinephone, a 14 year old thinkpad, a budget smartphone with lineageOS and similar stuff like that, I've honestly gotten way too tired of trying to use "tinker hardware" for daily use.thinkpads are finephones with lineage are literally the only sane option these days (fuck stock ROMs, all of them suck)pinephone is a meme though>>42562562does anyone itt tried pinetime?
>>42564979>thinkpads are fineIf they're modern enough to run well. I feel for the me_cleaner meme.I use a modern one for work right now but you could still get a used one from the last few years just fine - but the issue nowadays is that they've been coming with soldered ram for a little while so if you're buying corporate refurbs you might be stuck with shitty specs. And it's only gonna keep getting worse, the age of the cheap upgradable x230 for under a hundred bucks is over.>phones with lineageBasically only if you buy a phone that has a proper dedicated dev, ideally a core dev, working on support. If you're doing that just buy a pixel and shove graphene on it. On paper the point of lineage is to support as many phones as possible but the result is that an overwhelming amount of them have patchy updates, go in and out of support, and basically it's fine if you're happy to keep up to date with development but not if you just wanna install and forget.Fuck stock roms indeed I agree, I'm on graphene now and it just works.>pinetimeI've started avoiding pine entirely now. I've heard decent things about pinetime but, again, it's guaranteed to be tinker hardware. Pine cannot make software for shit, they're purely a hardware company that relies on community devs half-heartedly maintaining their OS ports for them.Their SBCs had mediocre support (not nonexistent chink tier but still not great), pinephone generated a ton of hype but ultimately development stalled at the stage where it's remained a meme, pinetab is dead in the water as far as I'm aware. Pinetime "works" but again the OS is developed by an unaffiliated project and an unpaid guy.
>>42565014>I feel for the me_cleaner meme.kek same (x220) mostly use it to meme with various operating systems but had experience working on it: it's fine if you're not forced to run heavy shit (coompiling, Windows VMs, etc) >soldered ramgo for framework I guess>Basically only if you buy a phone that has a proper dedicated dev, ideally a core dev, working on support. If you're doing that just buy a pixel and shove graphene on itshitty Xiaomi phones are still better with unstable Lineage builds than with stock roms >Pine cannot make software for shitthey tried to do "bounties" for drivers but that failed miserably >Their SBCs had mediocre support (not nonexistent chink tier but still not great)anything that isn't RPi is mediocre at best desu>pinephone generated a ton of hype but ultimately development stalled at the stage where it's remained a memethanks PinePhone Pro
>>42563624A watch is something that never becomes outdated. Right now I'm wearing a 40 year old quartz watch. Still werks.The Pebble 2 Duo is what modern Casios should be. As for the Time 2, I don't care or need color or touch screens on my watch, and wouldn't pay $225 for one. Might as well get a generic smartwatch at that point.
>>42565105>shitty Xiaomi phones are still better with unstable Lineage builds than with stock romsIf you're forced to choose the lesser of two evils, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the shitty xiaomi phone with unstable lineage builds is still really shit. The fact that lineage advertises support for anything and everything perpetuates the idea that you can just buy any old phone and "give it a new life!" with a custom ROM, but my point is that down that path is just endless, interminable annoyance.>pineYeah it's sad, their hardware actually shows promise. Their SBCs were really good, the pinephone was like the only decent linux phone project that didn't cost $1000+, pinetime seems like by far the best sub-$30 smartwatch and pinenote is literally the only open hardware e-paper tablet. I fucking wish they didn't just ignore software so completely and drop the ball so hard.
Bath-time editionPrevious thread >>42373994A thread for discussing all the stallions and R63 swapped counterparts to mares!
>>42564111Royal Guard stallions are especially cute, I understand as a fellow non-gay person.
>>42564369I often use AI to roleplay, though I find myself chatting with stallions more than mares. I'm not exactly sure why, but I guess I find their more angular bodies enticing? Elusive makes me diamonds. He's just everything I look for in a partner. I just want to cuddle him and support him. Rarity, on the other hand... I don't know. They're technically the same character, just genderswapped, but it doesn't scratch the same itch, as weird as that sounds. If I were transported to Equestria, I'd definitely be a stallion hunter. Which is kinda strange, considering I don't find most real human males all that attractive.>Royal Guard stallions are especially cuteIf I held an authoritative position, I'd absolutely select personal guards I could bond with. Even without that position I just want to see them melt
>>42564464It feels like stallion love is more real and meaningful. But that's probably because I'm blackpilled on irl females.
>>42564547>It feels like stallion love is more real and meaningful.I don't think it's for stallions only per se. I just happen to jive with them more because I'm the type who wants to give support and guidance, and most mares/females don't really need or expect that. It's this sort of mentorship and backing I want to offer, to help them shine on their own without me needing to be in the spotlight myselfIn my head, females don't really occupy that "receiving guidance" role as naturally, without dictating what should be done. Stallions, especially the more stoic or duty-bound ones, feel like they have space for someone to step in, encourage them, and let them grow through that. That's where I see myself. Not as the star, but as the shield and voice at their side, the one who makes sure they reach their full potential>But that's probably because I'm blackpilled on irl females.I feel that. I've been disappointed one too many times. Maybe that's why I idealize brotherhood as a romantic ideal or at least as a truly genuine relationshipXN0TP
I want to hug sombra
Previous thread:>>42424515Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42564488Don't be mean to Rainbow, she doesn't know any better...
>>42565069karot
>>42565069
Why can't Hasbro make ponies look right when they look at the screen?
>>42559528KILL PONIES CHOP PONIES HEAD OFF THROW A PONY IN A WOODCHIPPER
>>42563197get out offboarder
>>42563582KILL THIS ANON THROW THIS ANON OUT OF A TALL BUILDING CHOP ANON INTO SALAMI AND SELL IT TO OTHERS AS FOOD
>>42564403sigh...
>>42488793>Why can't X do X?Geez, take a hint.
Damn Applejack, leave some mares for us!
>>42564038I'm not comparing Our Town to Ponyville, I'm comparing AJ and Glimmy's compatible belief systems (so it's more accurate to say I'm comparing Our Town to Sweet Apple Acres).>I won't stand for any random ponies out-appleing the apple pony.Too late, Twilight asserted dominance back in Applebuck Season. AJ needs a strong magical unicorn in her life.>It's not traditional if that way of life was never a tradition.I suppose that's true, but traditions all have to start somewhere right. Didn't the Applepie hearthswarming say something about that?
>>42564148Sweet Apple Acres is Ponyville, the founding point even. They take part in the same traditions such as Winter Wrap Up and Running Of The Leaves.>Mary Sue-nicorn since s1Yawn, we know, don't care, limited magic, le cope, muh supremacy, etc.>traditions all have to start somewhere right.True, but then that makes just about every pony traditional and compatible for shipping, doesn't it? In this case, their differing ideas of what should be tradition could wind up pitting them against one another.
>>42526208based
>>42528294>apples on the floor.Wasteful.
>>42565363Turns to food for the worms which turns into food for the soil which turns into food for the trees.
Previous Thread: >>42512375Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42564970>But how to earn such a privilege?One must simply perform a perfect rendition of Bach's 'Cello Suite No. 1' in G Major.Surely, one vying for Tavi's attention must be capable of such a thing?
>>42565043>>42565055But Vinyl didn't have to do any of that!She just had to walk in front of her >>42565054 and had Tavi bellyslapping like crazyOctavia likes to pretend she's got class and high standards, when she's really just a slave to her base instincts like every earthpony
>>42565100Ah, but you misunderstand!Vinyl's eclectic presentation made Tavi's tool clap to the necessary beat, and in tune as well! (Well, detuned, but really, that's no surprise considering the circumstances). It was simply pure appreciation of Vinyl's avant-garde performance, that made her stand-to-attention, as they say!>Octavia likes to pretend she's got class and high standards, when she's really just a slave to her base instincts like every earthponyNow that's just pure libel! Just because she appreciates some of the baser Earth Pony rituals, doesn't mean she 's all-of-the-sudden a backwards native!
>>42565100No, no. Vinyl had to do much more than that. Sure, she left a strong first impression, but she still had to work for it.
Why did Applejack and Twilight consciously decide to lose their virginities to their brothers?
>>42564047Well, for Twilight probably. Those two were like peas in a pod after all. They did everything together. That one I could see. She’s a little filly growing into a young mare and her brother is absolutely the primary male figure in her life, so as she grows up those new warm fuzzy feelings would be directed at him. She’s young enough in her flashbacks that they could do things like cuddle or sleep together and it would be completely platonic, but fillies don’t stay fillies forever. That closeness with her brother became more and more important to her, and it made her feel wonderful in a way it hadn’t in the past. Twi’s probably the kind of filly to settle into bed with her big brother on day, climb on top of him, give him a kiss and say she loves him. Shining is still just a kid himself, so you’ve got two kids, closer to each other than to anyone else, who love each other more than anyone else… I could see it. AJ and Big Mac are a little closer in age and had a pretty contentious relationship. There probably had to be more of a concerted effort there. Not necessarily because Mac wouldn’t be willing to do it, but because they weren’t all lovey-dovey like the Sparkle kids.
>>42564204what are they saying in gookinese?
>>42564820She’s asking him if they’ll get married when they’re all grown up.
>>42564969That's nice.
>>42562537What are the canon cock sizes of every stallion in Equestria? ponepaste.org/11315
>Show on S01E3 casually mentions that Princess Celestia and Luna has a nephew who's not a alicorn despite being relatedImagine being Celestia and Luna's sibling. Your siblings get alicorn powers as the Alicorn of Sun and Moon while you get bumfuck nothing. At least you'd get the perks of being related to them I suppose.
>>42470309im pretty sure they could if you consider Cadence
>>42563185cadence was a made alicorn, not born one
>>42563409How do you know that Celestia and Luna aren't also made as well?
>>42564089NTA but it's never implied the same thing happened to them like what happened to Cadence (or Twilight)
>>42564795But, headcanons? What if?
Howdy, partner!Well, it all began with this little gem right here~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."~~~~~It was the start of a story that's unlike any other. A long tale with dozens of writers across so many years. We saw ups, we saw downs, and we saw our Princess fixing things and becoming the Princess we knew she could be. At long last, the story had concluded. Our heroes made it to the end, and got their happy endings.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Cadence"DT"'Cherry Berry'~Berry Punch~~~~~>Team? I got to tell you, after all these years I've never been more proud of my Pinks. You pinks? You're proof. Proof pinks, is what you are, and that proof is in the love you bring! We've brought together so many couples over the years that our population is booming!"And your spouses are responsible for half of that.">Ha haaa! Good natured jabs! That's what I like to hear! See that? That's what I'm talking about! The fun feeling that helps blossom love in the most unlikely of places! All with only a minor deficit to my national budget!'Your husband said if you try to make another battleship of love he's putting you in the corner.'>Oh, that joker! He's so funny!... On that note, I have to cancel an order after this. So! What do we have left in our Pink arsenal before the next world ending calamity!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42563872PINKVICTORY
>>42563566I did not realize we were so close to the end.… imma have to figure out ponerpaste real quick
>>42563872Berry is now a true Pink, anyone who could get Caddy to have sex is magic.
>>42564512Intriguing
I CAN'T REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENED IN AUGUST
>>42563192>amerimutts so smart hue hueNo.
>>42561683Has it been that long since they arrived? Wow
>>42563790yeah
>>42453498this is probably the most funniest meme on this site.
>>42564888trips of TRUTH
