Balloon race editionThread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430LphNskBkPrevious thread: >>42872959Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42962498I imagine her as a tryhard, so probably scout or sniper. Spy could also fit
>>42962498Pyro + Gas Passer
Saucy is singlehoofedly TANKING the average IQ of the whole server.
>Mfw I say Smash Bros is/isn't a real fighting game
>>42962409>won by 1 votedamn you
It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42959430The love for Floorb overpowers any stench of musty ramen or mildew any day of the week.
>>42961169I feel like, with anon around, she wouldn't be as unkempt. And, being a pervert, she'd always be asking for shared baths/showers.
>>42961490Sure.
>hates water>mentally unstable>will bite you (she thinks it's kinky)guys I think Floorb has rabies
>>42961013
Why are the two god-rulers of an entire planet at the wedding of two ugly, nobody bumpkins who also happen to be donkeys. That would be like Jesus and Zeus at the wedding of some random diseased villager in a third-world shithole.
>>42961056Jesus and Zues have ate with and visited village bumpkins multiple times each
>>42961056Jesus rather famously spent most of his time around nobody peasant bumpkins in the Judean countryside, including at least one of their weddings.
>>42962557>>42962680OP didn't think this one through.
>>42962772No one actually reads the Bible tbf, especially not Christians.
>>42962557Zeus would have fucked the bride tho
"All Clean!" editionWelcome back! No promises on it lasting to 500, but let's enjoy it while it's here.Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42961674What always annoys me about these edits is that they don't even try to make it seamless. They just shittily draw over it with jagged lines like it was done in MS Paint.
Bump
Last Chance MLP... You Bore Me... and I'm Leaving... and there will be only G5 left for you...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/djK9th74QlQhttps://fionna.mult-fan.tv/page.php?id=201https://yandex.ru/video/preview/18148544654077771186
>>42961674I still love this uniform on her
Christmas Rerun EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42961098>You know the onesI don't not evidently, because that sound like it's ominous or bad weird.This is the only overall pic I know off the top of my head
>>42961915>This is the only overall pic I know off the top of my headGOOD. Keep it that way. You don't want to go through a bad rabbit hole.
>>42961951do you know the hidden lore of the overall autist anon?
>>42956586>>42956846Are they the best designed characters in the series(EqG)?
If Rarity was human she'd be French
why is rarity the best pony?
>>42962254>Hyperborean CelestiaI dig it.
>>42961676>she's from Quebec.OP said "human", not "canadian".
>>42962254Oh my sun....
>>42962254Isn't that the Danes?
Post big tiddy Fluttershy
>>42960098she doesn't look unhappy about it
>>42962520nice
>>42959064Indeed, the chaos intake is optimal, Top of the line, even.
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42912563--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42962422"Mom, why won't you let me date anyone?">"Courtship is between equals. Only another alicorn is worthy.""There aren't any alicorns. The only ones you know about you want to murder.">"That does limit your options. We'll look when I control everything."
>>42962090>I could try doing some more medical shortsDO IT!
>>42962431date mom
>>42962431>Mama Opaline takes over Equestria>Search high and low for any trace of other alicorns>Countless hunts turn up empty>If this persists, you might have to marry your own mother>Immediately redouble search efforts to avoid that fate>Discover a small burrow deep in the Everfree Forest>The place looks deserted with its dusty corridors and lifeless rooms>Spot a purple alicorn mare tucked away in an the central library, frantically looking through a mountain of books>Holy bits, it's Twilight Sparkle>Mama will be so proud to hear you snuffed out one of her remaining rivals>Prepare to attack with a beam of green magic>Twilight spots you and drops her books>Shockingly, she does not prepare a counter spell>Instead you see fatigue and regret fight for dominance within her bloodshot eyesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42960999>>42961815Still would take his place, I would have eternity to fix wings and a horn either way this sounds like a win.Smile!
>you are pinkie pie
Pinkie Pie!
>when someone eats all the cupcakes
Pinkie Pinkie!!!
It came to me in a dream edition. A thread for posting anything and everything about the cute convenience store mares. What do you think they did before they were convenience store mares? What other convenience store mares exist out there? Would you a convenience store mare?
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>>42960271this except it's twilight's fat princess cock
>>42960271good job you killed the thread
>>42962065
>>42955399>You felt your heartbeat pick up a bit as you continued to trot.>You readjusted the ill-fitting tiara, fidgeting it with your wingtip.“Thanks for coming with me to it. I know it was kind of a last minute idea and stuff, but I’d never gotten to go before. I’d always read stuff about fairs and, you know, heard the fireworks in the distance in past years. But, you know, my parents and everything…”>Coming up to a tree at the edge of the park, you turn back and look at the fair, now somewhat distant.>It’s lights still casting a glow in the quickly fading smoke from the fireworks show.>The screams and cheers of ponies on the rides echoing across the field.>Swing stands by your side, also sharing the moment.>”I still can’t believe your parents never took you, not even once.”“I kind of thought it was normal not to go for the longest while. It wasn’t until I really started getting out that I realized it’s not really all that normal to have parents who are so…”>”Crappy.”“Yeah that.”>You sigh and lean against Swing again. >She’s soft and warm.“So, Swing. I’ve been thinking. Would you want to maybe try to get an apartment together?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous thread: >>42829510Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42961568Looking forward to what comes next.
>>42957147
>>42962413lmao this meme just won't die.
>>42959957She’s cute no matter what
previous >>42743582ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42961443If an artist's commission has this settingNo RP.What does it mean?
>>42948084>>42949170>Sunny at MidnightHonestly, you've dismissed this as a joke fic and not worthy of any light, but I think it's an interesting amateur light crackfic prototype. It's not amazing in either grammar or prose, but there's potential somewhere there in the premise/ship. I could see this as a rather compelling love-triangle/third-wheel between Sunny, Sci-Twi, and Midnight with some better writing, plot, and length. But really, this fic is just a bare concept strung together with a few cliches. Comedy tag? Yeah, what?>Is That A Challenge?Exactly what it says on the tin: Indigo goes to an arcade, meets somebody, someone loses, that's it. This is a white bread sandwich with bread inside. The only spice here is the someone is Aria, and Indigo gets her ass robbed through Aria's weird rule changes that both Lemon and Indigo inexplicably accept instead of beating the caviar out of that bitch in an alleyway. Is it ever explained how the arcade cabinet was created or how it otherwise displays Twilight Sparkle when the Dazzlings don't have access to their magic anymore? Who knows, who cares? Where's my fic of Aria being a part-time arcade technician?Anyway, it seems fairly competent besides a couple issues too minor to bother with. The characters weren't caricatures and were portrayed pretty well; Indigo wasn't made (too) stupid, but rather just hyped and competitive. Also, who the fuck has an arcade with an atrium? Think of the sun damage.>Sleepy SugarcoatSugarcoat tries to sleep, has her drink spiked, goes postal, gets a hornjob, passes out. Living the dream. A lot of the characters were introduced and mentioned rapid fire, so I wonder what the perspective would be for someone entirely unfamiliar their quirks. Dialogue could be considered stilted, but that's just Sugarcoat I suppose; Sour Sweet was perfect. A few references and explanations that maybe weren't really necessary. Not much more to say: it was short, eventful, fine.>>42961443>it's just that beyond that she doesn't have any traits that make me link her to Sunny Flare herselfWell, what exactly are her traits? Like Rarity but bitchier? I thought her fixing the speakers was interesting, since she wears those weird pipboy sleeves in EqG -- maybe reaching for a technology theme? She also disregarded Sugarcoat with the speakers, so she isn't all nice.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42962291>there's potential somewhere there in the premise/ship>compelling love-triangle/third-wheel between Sunny, Sci-Twi, and MidnightI think the same as you and have imagined a similar scenario, but more like Midnight being inside Twi (and not some kind of independent ghost who manifests whenever and to whomever she wants) who falls in love with Sunny and a helpless scitwi who is caught in the middle.Difficult to write, but you could see it as someone's tulpa falling in love with a human who is not the host.The reason I ruled it out for the bookclub is that we would talk more about the wasted potential of the concept and zero of what it ended up being in this particular fic, although to be honest, this is to bring up any kind of talking points here including concepts, so it works anywaysyeah, very silly me>Well, what exactly are her traits? Like Rarity but bitchier?I mean, one would imagine that this would be the case, at least from the writers' pov, remembering that shadowbolts would be a kind of mean 6 (or 5, you get the idea)The thing is, from there, anyone can build or rebuild their headcanon based on that idea and the little we have of her.Here she has certain dialogues, particularly at the beginning, that you could have told me were from any other pony and I would have believed youOkay, maybe I'm complaining that the character with a less defined cliché doesn't have a defined cliché here, it's just that I think it's kind of lame h e r eIf you're going to make Indigo a cunt who roams the city to annoy a friend from her friend group because why not, making Sunny that simple seems weird to meI guess I'm just proving that Sunny is slowly becoming my favorite Shadowbolt and I'm just being a faggot who cries because his favorite girl doesn't have a bigger role everywhere lmao>She also disregarded Sugarcoat with the speakers, so she isn't all niceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42962291>>42962389>She was "dumping punch on several ponies", which was weirdPerhaps because we are seeing an Indi headcanon where the author interprets Indigo maliciously pushing SciTwi, “coming through!” moment, as her genuinely being a bully who enjoys the pain of othersIt seems exaggerated to point to a specific moment, but it's the same scenario as when in the early fandom there were 10 different explanations for why a green pony in the background was sitting like a human.>Not really, they're ponies here, so outside of their surface-level defining traits, they're essentially blank canvasesI mentioned it because the author, before starting the fic, said that this story took place after FG, trying to make sense of Sugarcoat being nicer or trying to be nicer.We're talking about girls who were reformed TWICE and are clearly portrayed as mean, only to end up dancing with the Mane 6 later.It's normal for some to have this “before or after” conception when it comes to these characters, as is sometimes the case with Trixie (many make that distinction, others don't, and many who don't inevitably pick one version over the other as their headcanon)As I write this, I'm mulling over this idea that they were “reformed” twice, and you could interpret it as these girls simply being that way and they definitely did something similar to what they did in dance magic a week after dancing with the Mane 6, and I feel like that could be valid.I mean, Sour runs into Rarity at the mall and (loudly) implies that she doesn't enjoy seeing her after FGOr you could simply see it as that at the end of FG they didn't really learn anything and that's why dance magic exists.I think both views are valid in this case, curious about how you (and whoever reading this) think of it
>>42961443Ah fuck give me tomorrow to try to read something
Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42960966holster doesn't seem to be comfortable for quick draws
>>42961095It's fineThe Lord guides his hoof
>>42959426He has no balls?
>>42961414Not Celestia?
>she's looking at you
>>42957443>>42960378And a dragon's vision is actually based on value. To hide from them, you would have to appear poor, worthless, and useless. In other words, (You) already have perfect camouflage.
>>42957363Okay. Now show your feet.
>>42957363I don't have any gems... S-stop looking at me.
Thread for sexiest filly!
>>42961133I hadn't even thought of that. That's brilliant.
>>42960679Holy shit, it all makes sense now
>>42960679It makes sense. Their last names are Pants, Quibble was a frequent visitor to Pants Island, despite not being someone affluent, he would get first dibs at Fancy Pants's young fillies. Hmm...I think you're onto something here. The question now is: what is their relation? Brothers? Cousins, perhaps?
This poor filly really has no escape does she? Everywhere she goes, every pony she meets wants to diddle her.
>>42962659Just look at the fear in Wind Sprint's eyes. She knows Rainbow Dash is going to be shoving her hard, veiny salami into her ponut and vag. Ironically enough, the only pony who might be safest for Wind Sprint to be around is her mother, and that's more because Clear Sky would rather diddle colts than fillies.
