One day, you receive a strange letter in your email. Whoever sent this letter to you says he is a unicorn from Canterlot and that he can ferry you to Equestria. All you need is to put your hand to the pentagram in the attached picture and read the attached spell. But there are several conditions:>you become an earth pony>you become a mare>you become his slut/broodmare and you will perform the duties of his wife for five years>he will give you a cutie mark that makes you his perfect wife so that no matter how hard you try, you cannot cross the mental barrier and leave him or refuse him if he insists on mating>in five years (maybe a little longer if you are pregnant at that moment) he will turn you into a stallion with your natural cutie mark and let you go (if you still want), giving you money to start a new life>if you do the third point well, he may in the end make you a pegasus or even a unicornSo, would you?
>>43421564Wasn't there a rich anon who made this offer and some fag actually took him up on it? And if yes, was it the same guy who said yes to sleeping in the cage under richanon's bed?
>>43422887>human on humanDon't know, don't care.
>>43421564I didn't read your post, but the picture reminded me of this thing someone sent me once.
>>43422104>Anon tricks an entire thousand-man Indian scam call centre into following the magic email Kitboga-style, instantly ruining this poor stallion's life forever.
>>43421564This image is cropped, isn't it.
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>>43421658Muscle Mommy
>9My wife is upset
>>43422524>that picAh fuck. I didn't notice that.Jannies pls no do this ;-;
https://derpibooru.org/images/3866952?q=my%3Awatched
https://u.pone.rs/qjicipfz.webm
>>43421310lol RIP bozo
>>43421310It's over.
>>43421310I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!
>>43421310this cant be real
>>43422043Young Granny Smith owes me sex
What would you do if Sunset Shimmer were your sister?
>>43422038This is why I love Sunny, perfect lap pillowsThighs not too muscular and hard where you rest your head or too big breasts that will smother you instead of coddle your faceShe’s got the perfect proportions
>>43422160Sister shaped
>>43422160this, the other one that comes close is mom
>>43422298I'm in love with the shape of sis.
Octavia is so cute! I wish she had gotten a special focused on her
>>43420672UNFFF
>>43421169Slow and passionate, very classy!>>43421844My thoughts exactly
>>43420672
>>43422595Plaptavia!>>43423135What a cutie
My Little Pony movie coming out in 5 weeksposted by official VAs of G6https://www.instagram.com/p/DbmATOTpHSc/?hl=en
>>43422516Sure if it makes you feel better you can think that. You're still wrong but trannies love living a delusion after all.
>>43422571It's just bad makeup and a goyslop diet.
>>43421129>Fuck off weeb.90% of the shows I've ever watched are cartoons. I rarely watch anime, but I can't deny that you can find more variety of genres and demographics in the mainstream japanese landscape compared to America. The reason why so many teenagers end up transitioning to watching anime is not because "they're just weebs", but because western studios have done a poor job at offering a healthy selection of shows for them to choose from. A similar thing happens with mangas and comic books, where many people think western comics are just cape-shit like Marvel and DC because there isn't enough variety and competition in what big studios produce.In some ways, this lack of general concepts for grown ups produced by bigger companies can be blamed on 50's american political correctness and Disney's cultural grasp, with the two complimenting each other in various ways: The political landscape of the time allowing Disney to retain more cultural relevance compared to their competition, and the success of their movies promoting the social values of the time. So yes, I do believe cartoons would be in more equal terms with anime (or even better) if Fleischer's Snow-White was our standard for great animation and not Disney's Snow-White.
>>43422600I can tell with how delusional you are.
>>43422946It's a shame Ralph Bakshi wasn't more successful in popularizing more adult animation in the west. Instead cartoons are either for kids, or it's a Family Guy knockoff, without much in between.
Jumbo Don is the one and only pony who be your very best friend any day and will hike the seven seas to visit you as a true friend. If you ever feel lonely then Jumbo Don will come to the rescue and make you smile. Equestria needs a hero and that hero is Jumbo Don!
>>43420994probably Apple Don.
TONIGHT... YOU. JUMBO DON.
I played some vidya with jumbo don and hes pretty good at games wow
75% of this thread is one person.
Have some tea, Jumbo Don.
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>>43421056i love her.
>>43416613mmmkay/10
>>43421976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoLOdu-CbKQ
Oh hey Anon, I convinced Celestia and Luna to impose a Bachelor's tax on you and the single stallions in Equestria. It's a week's pay every month. Something as a bit of an incentive for males like you to get married.
>>43420720>“You know that we’re supposed to budget a third of our gross incomes to rent, right? With this new tax in place, we’re only going to look even more unattractive to women who want men with stable incomes.”
>>43422371>w*menThere's your problem
the anon below me is a 3DPD woman
The anon above me is a tranny colt.
>>43420720Don't female ponies generally seem to outnumber male ponies by quite a bit? Any random crowd shot in the show will usually be made up of like 2/3 or more females. I don't think most males would have much issue finding partners with the numbers so on their side.
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>>43421326I see.So what's the lifesize? Used or pure?
>>43421345AZGChip Rainbow Dash. Extremely light snuggles, but pure.
>>43416619If you sew those "feather fingers" together it should look a lot better.
>>43394255>>43418528I recommend this too >>43419997. It might give you that ego-death (you) might need to go on with clarity.
>>43394255
Say something nice about our board-tan, /mlp/.
>>43421746>you can pay Chang 10 cents a day to do itWhere? Just curious. For a friend.
>>43421694KEK
>>43421694This can't be real, a 4chan moderator wouldn't out himself like that.
>>43422843Oh it's real alright.
>>43422843/vt/ is its own domain of faggotry
>Once upon a pony time, Twilight had an idea.
Episode already over?
This thread is seriously unfunny, if you want to samefag yourself then just make a comic.
>>43421701>Me too Twilight, me too>Scene fades to black>*End credits and theme song*
This is just a roleplay thread in disguise.
>>43422156Noone is such a cool guy for that.
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>>43420952inb4 she uses a shitty trendy song
>>43421337She's what, 15?Of course she has shit taste. As a responsible adult you need to help. Every time you catch her listening to shit teenager music you need to take off your belt and beat her ass.It's the only way she'll learn.
>>43421827>Looks at pic>SyringeUh...
>>43422113growth hormones
>>43393200I would ride her all the way into the manager’s quarters.
>>43398239Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
based on a photo I took yesterday, definitely need to look into some tutorials, this foliage business is deceptively complex, would appreciate some pointers if anypony has any experience>>43421229cool style, perfectly encapsulates the feeling of having to go to w*rk
>>43422201I love your forest anon, it's very peaceful. Whatever it is, you're doing it right
I'm making a design for a bottle. Here's a colored draft. How should I put this pony in a suit?
>>43418399
Previous thread: >>43355716Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43355716Warning maid prices are going to the roof due to the lack of supply! Buy yours today!>What is this thread about?SPG (Slave Pony General) is about ponies as a slaves, usually owned by Anon. He can do whatever he wishes, be it white-knight or an abusing master. Most stories can be somewhat grim, but they tend to be a little more hopeful than our sister thread - SiM.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)We have a Discord server! https://discord.gg/b7EFmajComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Discarded slaves when?
Pony works the counterPony stocks the shelves
>>43422761Wagiepony.
