Previous Thread: >>41590320Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/9092 (All Four Pie Sisters)Cosmic Butthole:https://ponepaste.org/4863 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/4864 (Mane 6)https://ponepaste.org/4865 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/9741 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10028 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/10231 (Fluttershy)StreamOfGreen:https://ponepaste.org/10319 (Shy Girls)Tuesday:https://ponepaste.org/10501 (Various)RealDash:https://ponepaste.org/9098 (SciTwi)https://ponepaste.org/3985 (SciTwi)https://ponepaste.org/7060 (SciTwi)Magna Anon:https://ponepaste.org/9460 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/3235 (Rarity)https://ponepaste.org/3940 (Pinkie)https://ponepaste.org/4395 (RD)https://ponepaste.org/4987 (Twilight)https://ponepaste.org/6019 (Applejack)Anonymous:https://ponepaste.org/9699 (Pinkie Pie)Anonymous:https://ponepaste.org/8602 (Coco)Less Recent Writefags:https://ponepaste.org/10099---Archival Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Thread Resources: http://derpy.me/b783HFimFiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbangApplications: http://derpy.me/tQSuGDiscord: https://discord.gg/jXfKyJPGoogle Drive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zOXWA9Sk2Jx3mRzic0F-SMfBReeRLRXz/edit?usp=drive_link--->How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
Oh and by the way, there WILL be a Derpy greentext coming up too.The Pinkie animation loop is nearing its point where I have to say I completed it as much as I can for now.
Having sex with a human version of derpy is literally having sex with a downie bt-dubs
>>41649883Yeah.
>>41649868>>41649872One of the only times the AI version challenges the original.
>>41650149I know right? Derpy looks so yummy in both of those pics.Damn what i'd give to see more of her.
>>41650157Oh Derpy would show more of herself, I bet. She kind of doesn’t have a choice, she HAS to, it’s gonna happen whether she likes it or not.
>>41649872Can’t wait for the updated ponka gif.
>>41649868Still missing sargeI’m sure he just wasn’t able to be online at all this timeMaybe next time
>>41649868Gloriously thick
>>41649868>>41650563you could say she... "dummy thicc"
>>41650584All of which makes her more fun to snuggle with
>>41649883Retarded sex is surprisingly underratedGoing full primal horny monkeybrain mode
>>41650294That reminds me, are the Star Wars threads still around?
>>41651234I think her cleavage actually does a neat job at holding all those envelopes very tightly.
>>41649868Would.
>>41650275Here's where things are so far.Added the hair in at the last minute to really make it Pinkie Pie; will do it less messily once I have the time.Holy shit animation is painstaking work when there's so much movement and physics going on. Writing my version of the green about this was much easier by a lot.I hope I didn't just miss the anon who reminded me to do this before he left. I'll try to get more of it fully completed by the time he gets back regardless.
>>41651655Still here.Thank you for your service.
>>41651655Nice anon. That’s really good.
>>41651655Looking good so far. Though if you get around to reading the latest update for the shy girl club I was looking forward to getting feedback from you.
>>41651745And thank you too, Anon. Best of luck on your departure.>>41651870>>41652160Thanks.I'll get to reading among other things as soon as my migraine from closely staring at my screen for basically 13 hours non-stop goes away lmao. I promise I'll get to it, though. You have my word.
>>41651234Derpy gets me so hard like damn
>>41650817Based unga bunga coitus enjoyer
>>41653298Slutlestia... I mean Celestia is pure Sex:
>>41653516Those soft buttcheeks can press onto my boner any day
>>41653898Molestia... I mean Celestia would do that to you with more than just her buttcheeks while saying 'Ara~ Ara~'...!
>>416498689656 generals remaining.
>>41654154>10,000 threads poster is still aliveNice
>>41654070Unf yes pleaseI’d submit to princess molestia
>>41653216>>41654070>>41653516mommy
>>41652160>>41623150I just read the update. The interactions with Ms. Harshwhinny were really sweet leading up to the coupling scene between her and Anon. The pacing was a bit fast but it worked well enough in my opinion. I can't wait to see how you bring up similar circumstances for more of the other girls, and Ms. Harshwhinny firmly insisting to have Anon finish inside all the way even past the end of his climax if need be was very characteristic of her. Great job.
>>41655328Cute scoots
>>41655328>”Yes”
I prefer adult Scootaloo
>>41651234I want her to look at me just like that in crosseyed confusion as I position myself between her thighs…
>>41656015Same. I like her more bodacious anyway.
>>41649868>Anonymous>https://ponepaste.org/9699 (Pinkie Pie)Can this one be updated to include my name please?
>>41656603>aviator-themed RarityHere's Rariwhore... I mean Rarity being quite the 1940s pinup - whilst on a North American P-51 Mustang - being pure Sex in her stockings & fuck-me heels:
Which artist(s) do you guys consider the best at EQG?
>>41649872>there WILL be a Derpy greentext coming up too.Can’t wait!
>>41656742The pic you’re replying to is of Luna. Hard to tell sometimes with certain artists, I know.
>>41656811Danmakuman
>>41656811Racoonkun/san
>>41656742Scorpdk
>>41656903meant for >>41656811Also Reiduran
>>41656811...and not forgetting JJ:Here's proof he makes the EqG Dazzlings look nothing less than pure Sex:
>>41656898>>41656901>>41656903>>41656906>>41656910Let’s hope they get Derpy going too
>>41657024I know at least 3 of them drew her.
>>41657024Alas, not even Racoonsan can make EqG Derpy look as sexy as Twilight
>>41657137>Racoonkun>DerpyShe'll never be as sexy as the Goddess that is Celestia:
>>41657129Unf now that’s a nice pose
>>41657148She’d be fun to “play” with.
>>41655190Thanks man. The idea there was where she's horny and sexually frustrated, but still trying to hold herself back. Giving him multiple opportunities to back out, but Anon just kept provoking her until she couldn't take it anymore and went wild on him. I'm mulling over exactly how the girls find out what happened, but the general idea I want to do next is for the other girls to see what happened as like 'permission' or like a starting gun to go further with Anon. With of course some of them much more willing to jump him than the baby steps forward others might take forward.
>>41657983Sounds great, I like the idea of her still giving him a chance to back out which kind of implies that she wouldn't be able to do so herself with him. Looking forward to what you have going next.
>>41658273Yeah, kind of had Anon purposely misunderstanding her. When he thought she was talking about emotional maturity she was talking about fucking the whole time he kept responding 'I'm down for anything' to her being like 'Ate you sure you want to do this? Are you sure you're sure? Actually certain you want to do it for real?". Then she snapped and got tired of tiptoeing around it and not taking 'yes' as a serious 'yes'.
>>41657724In Soviet Equestria, Molestia plays with you:
>>41657148>>41658638what if she has a mommy kink?
>>41658739That's even better
>>41658739Then Cougarlestia will sure you'll have a mommy kink. She'll be all 'Ara~ Ara~' with you:
>>41658839>"Ara~ Ara~ Anon, why don't you come to Mommy's room so she can pamper you~?">Celestia, or MOMlestia as she prefers to be called, eagerly opens her bedroom door and runs inside, beckoning to you with a delicate finger.>Welp, looks like you're getting cuddlefucked tonight, again.>Momlestia's been favoring that a lot recently.>Not that you're complaining of course, as her snuggles and cuddles are the softest, warmest, most loving kind you've ever experienced.>You wouldn't exactly say you have a mommy kink per se, but Celestia is making one HELL of a case for it.>There isn't a day that goes by where she isn't snuggling you, nursing you on her milk-filled tits, or tenderly fucking you with her dummy thicc mommy bod.>To this day you're still unsure why she chose YOU of all people to love and pamper.>Perhaps it was because of that one fateful encounter where you stood up for her in a room full of horny bastards that were all too eager to "spend the night" in her company.>What sane man worth his balls WOULDN'T come to the aid of such a kind loving woman?!>"Come my sunshine, the night grows ever older, and I wish to cuddle before the sun rises!">Her gentle voice snaps you out of it and soon you're running towards the needy woman with a special kind of pep in your step.
>>41658953She’s so cute
Need villainess
>>41659851I want Queen Chrysalis to cocoon me and drain my seed for the purpose of growing her army of offspring while jealous Derpy watches thinking she can “save” me.
>>41658638unf
>>41659869>69Miss Chryswhorelis (to Spike): 'Eyes down here!'
>>41659851That pic will forever be a weakness of mine
>>41659851Reminds me of a green idea I had with humanized Equestria.>Prince Anon as the son of Cadence and Shining in a war against Chrysalis>While leading a charge against Chrysalis army Anon ends up separated from his troops alone with Chrysalis>She tries to intimidate him in a way that turns him on instead>His horny mind considers surrendering to her, but he's 'rescued'>He's now ashamed of how horny he was for the enemy queen>I'm not sure about the details of how it'd happen, but it'd be hot if he in some way ended up being her sexual plaything after his lust for her is exposed in some way
"I knocked on the door three times and waited politely." I said. "I had noticed on the way up that there were lights from the second floor and muffled sounds of music. And as I waited I had time to reflect on the snowy weather as well. I was doing my best to wait patiently but I also had to consider I wasn't dressed to survive the entire night in this weather and knocked a few more times.""Having no luck after more time I decided to knock three more times, only to get two of them done before Sweetie Belle here opened the door." I said. "And of all the possible things I had considered for that evening since hearing about this sleepover, this wasn't even on the list. Pretty sure she felt about as awkward about a boy attending a sleepover with seven girls as I had most of the day.""'Oh, hey, Anon. What’re you doing all the way out here?' she asked. I tried to sound confident when I replied '“Well, uh, Rarity… invited me here.' but the cold interfered. 'You mean for the sleepover?' she asked with a mix of confusion and suspicion in her voice."'...Yeah, that.' I say after gulping. Then Sweetie Belle arches an eyebrow and says 'So, what, are you Rarity’s boyfriend or something?'""I really don't see how I can blame her for asking at that point, so with an awkward laugh I say 'N-No, we’re just friends, is all.'' and she responds with '”Oooookay.'""Then Rarity comes down the stairs, grabs my wrists , invites me in, and checks on my condition real quick." I say. "Now I'm choosing to gloss over the exchange that Sweetie Belle and Rarity had next because I was raised to believe a gentleman does not say anything to sully his girlfriend's virtue. You can call me old-fashioned or a prude if you like, but before you do please remember that the reputation of close friends and family often impacts YOUR reputation as well. Which is to say, by protecting my girlfriends reputation, it also has the effect of protecting you girls' reputation.">"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, right?" Billy asked."Yes Billy. Exactly right!" I said.>"I knew it!" he said, happy to have gotten it right. "I mean I've heard it a lot growing up, but it really helps to have some examples, so thank you.""One other detail worth mentioning is it's easy to believe Sweetie Belle still being there was an oversight on the girls part. Basically, for all of the obvious preparation they put into the sleepover, 'make sure Sweetie Belle has left before Anon gets here' was not on a checklist. It SHOULD have been of course, but it wasn't."
>>41660631"Meanwhile, back at the sleepover," I said, "Rarity brings me upstairs and into her room where the sleepover is happening and announces my arrival. Rainbow, Pinkie, Applejack, and Twilight are playing Mario Kart while Sunset and Fluttershy are having their own discussion. Everyone else is in pajamas and there's pizza, soda, and punch available. At a comment from Sunset, Rarity realizes she's STILL holding my hands and releases me.""Pinkie exclaims that she won and Rainbow mentions it's her fourth time in a row. So yes, as Sweetie Belle wanted to mention before, they were all there much earlier than they told me to arrive. Next, as promised, they ask about what movies I've brought.""Sunset dives into my duffle because I can't get out of Pinkie's hug quick enough and holds up The Princess Bride and Spirited away. Now let me ask you kids real quick, have you all seen The Princess Bride?">All of the kids nod."Great!" I say "And almost all of the girls had too, and loved it. The one holdout was Rainbow Dash. And the reason she hadn't seen it was because the title sounded more girly than she liked. But after some back and forth, she agrees to give it a fair chance.""Pinkie Pie points out that before we can watch it, I need to change into my pajamas and Rarity directs me to a bathroom down the hall. I also take about 10-20 seconds after I change to examine the self care products in the bathroom. Figuring that since we all know Rarity takes excellent care of herself, I might find some worthwhile tips. Then I get back to the room and I notice something.""Something that changes EVERYTHING.""Now once again I'm going to step back from telling the story and talk about psychology again." I said. "You girls were VERY happy earlier to learn how exactly I failed to see that my friends were interested in me romantically. But I don't think you've come up with the NEXT logical question yet, have you?">The girls were caught by surprise by this and did an extended version of their normal 'silent conversation through exchanged glances routine', and said "No Anonymous" in unison.""The NEXT question!" I said, enjoying the chance to go a little over the top. "The question whose answer changes EVERYTHING! The question hidden in plain sight! I had a block preventing me from seeing them romantically and they are now my girlfriends! So I ask you again. WHAT is the NEXT question?"
>>41660636>Billy pipes up in a casual tone and says "How did they get past the block?">The girls are stunned but recover quickly and say "Good work Billy!" in unison."But is he right?" I ask. "Are you SURE that's the correct answer girls?">They barely glance at each other and look slightly annoyed at me while saying "Yes." in unison."Gotta keep my kohais on their toes!" I said with a devilish grin. "Ready for your next bombshell? You girls already know the answer, but Billy arrived two days to late, so he can't help you this time.">Apple Bloom said "Billy got here last Wednesday, so two days before was Monday.>Scootaloo said "That's when we sang.">Sweetie Belle said "That's when we ALL sang. I'm guessing it was one of Anon's lines!""While you girls discuss it, I'll tell Billy what we're talking about." I said and turned to Billy. "Last monday, being the first day back from winter break, we decided to announce I was dating seven (7!) girls at lunch, before rumors could grow out of control. We did this by rewording a song from the movie Grease and singing in the cafeteria during lunch. Sunset gave me ten minutes notice. If you HAD been here, I would have invited you to help me though.">Billy said "Would have been glad to man. Still getting used to the idea of how common singing is here in Canterlot though.""I hear ya." I said. "And I'm sorry we had to push you on learning to sing for what it's worth. Artistic pursuits should happen more naturally in my opinion, but this is a case where it could save someone near you.">"Oh I get it." Billy said. "And I'm not going to turn down the chance to learn something of course.""Good man." I said.>"We got it!" the girls said excitedly. "'Love notes were found!'""Ding ding ding!" I said. "We have a winner! When I got back to the room there was a folded piece of paper with a heart sticker sticking out of my duffel bag. And what it said rocked my world! Now for our next surprise, I brought them with me today."
>>41660641As I fished them out of my inside jacket pocket, I told everyone present "Now I'm sure you all understand these are VERY precious to me. I'd like to keep them as long as I'm alive so PLEASE be gentle with them. The only thing I've done to them is write a circled number on the outside for the order I got them.""And so love note number one reads 'I have a crush on you'." As I display it to them. "And all of a sudden my world has shifted! One of these amazing ladies is into me! The filter that keeps me from seeing that girls might be attracted to me is GONE from that point!""I'm lost in thought as new possibilities present themselves for consideration." I say as I put the first note back in the zip lock bag I was keeping them all in. "I've never had ANY girl express interest in me before, so I've never considered how to handle it.""And as I stand there, deep inside my own head, Sunset suddenly asks me 'Whatcha got there?' and I darn near jump ten feet!" I say. "Sunset's another of my girlfriends that is ridiculously good at sneaking up on me, by the way. And I shakily respond 'Oh uh, n-nothing.' which doesn't seem to really convince the room.""There's a lot of attention on me and I'm close to being overwhelmed, so I deflect and say 'Hey, Pinkie, you still think you can beat me in Mario Kart?'" challenging her.>"I sure do!" she answers and pats a seat on the couch to her right. Rainbow joins in on my other side and after asking the room, Sunset joins and stands behind me."Now Mario Kart isn't my best game, but that doesn't matter because I have some time to calm down while thinking about that note. I also reflect on the day with my newfound perspective, trying to figure out which girl might be interested in me. The problem I encounter there is there are signals from ALL of the girls just today! I just don't have enough evidence to narrow it down yet. I can't even manage to rule out any of the girls!" I said in frustration."And as I'm dealing with THAT, another issue develops." I say. "The girls are REALLY into the game and they're all beating me, which is fine as my mind is elsewhere anyway. But Pinkie and Rainbow are both leaning forward hard enough to nearly crush me. And I can tell Sunset is ALMOST resting her chest on my head. Any other time I would really enjoy all of that but I can't put that note out of my mind!"
>>41660646>"I saw there was more than one note," Scootaloo said "But before I forget, who gave you that first one?""Oh that was Sunset." I said. "For all I've been talking bits about human psychology tonight, I'm pretty certain she knows more about it than I do. She KNEW what that note would do in a broad sense anyway. That's why her note was first. It got me to lower my defenses and SEE the girls as sexual beings. Hardly a surprise in retrospect as the first thing she did was study my brain.">Sweetie Belle cautiously asked "I don't really know that I want to ask this, but what do you mean by she studied your brain?""Sorry, it's sort of a metaphor." I said. "My first day here at Canterlot I got through my first three classes without being bullied, threatened, or teased, which was a win based on what happened at my last school. But I hadn't yet made any friends either and I was on the way to the cafeteria and it looked like I would be eating lunch alone. Then Sunset cornered me and said she would be my first friend.""She stayed with me through the lunch line and took me to an isolated table and asked me all about myself." I said. "I spilled forth every answer she wanted. It was my first time talking to a pretty girl and I just had no will to resist. I was putty in her hands. That's what I meant by that.">"Oh I see." Sweetie Belle said. " More psychology stuff.""Yup" I said. "Meanwhile back at the sleepover as I'm losing at Mario Kart badly and the girls are leaning into me, I recall Sunset's pivotal line from earlier. 'Just focus on having a good time. Don’t stress your cute little head about anything, just go with the flow and you’ll have the time of your life~'. And I end up paraphrasing this as 'The whole night is a trust fall and I REALLY want to trust.'">"The night is a trust fall?" Apple Bloom asks."Absolutely!" I say. "Remember those dark assessments?"
>>41660648>All the kids nodded."Those were the results of living with compulsive paranoia for three years to survive before I got to Canterlot." I said. "And it takes time for stuff like that to fade away, but the girls kept working with me, bless them. And pretty soon I was developing the ability to trust again. And that felt GOOD. I liked trusting and I liked being trustworthy! It was a basic part of the human experience I had been denied and I was taking it back." "So that's a big part of why I always made the effort to be the best friend I could be." I said "My needs to trust and BE trusted were asserting themselves. And when the sleepover came up I had the chance to push a new trust boundary. Could I trust enough to sleep around others? At Bullworth the answer would have been no with a lot of swearing attached. But at Canterlot, if it was with these girls I thought I could trust them that much. Just innocently sleeping would be good for me and my mental health.">"So.. you came to the sleepover.., to actually SLEEP?" Apple Bloom said while struggling to process it."Well, a part of me did anyway." I said smiling. "Humans are complex creatures after all. And I did eventually get to sleep, so mission accomplished! Sunset had made me an offer I couldn't refuse.""So anyway, my attention returns to the game just in time to come in last." I say. "Rainbow wants a 6th rematch and Pinkie is up for it but the rest of us talk them out of it. Pinkie also thanks me for being such a good sport about coming in last. Then I switch the topic and we banter about my preference for old-school games. Then Fluttershy suggests that it's time for the movie and we all agree.""As I move to get up from the couch to get the DVD, I hear a crinkle sound." I say. "There's another, externally identical, love letter on the cushion beneath me!">"Oooooh!" all the girls say and patiently wait for me to display it.>"Sometimes I get lost in your eyes." is what it says.>Sweetie Belle says "I know at that point you don't know who sent it, but can you tell us anyway please?""Sure" I said."Turns out that note was from your sister Rarity.">"I had a hunch it was." Sweetie belle said.>"I wonder if I'll recognize Applejack's note?" Apple Bloom mused.>"Pretty sure I'll know which one is from Rainbow." Scootaloo said.
>>41660658I had to keep a straight face on that. "I try to get lost in thought thinking about this new note, but Applejack hustles me to get the DVD and help her move the couch. Then my stomach rumbles and I realize getting some pizza and soda is a good idea.""By the time I've got food sorted, the girls have set everything up and saved me a spot. Pinkie asks me to get the lights since I'm the last one up. I flick them off and notice the spot they've saved me is in the middle of all of them.">At this, the girls break out into wicked laughter, much to Billy's confusion."Let them get it out of their system." I say quietly to Billy.I waited for their laughs to dissipate and then I said "Girls, you're going to realize soon enough that my soon-to-be girlfriends had me dancing in the palm of their hands all night, so maybe consider pacing yourselves?">"You're making it hard to promise anything, but we'll try.' Sweetie Belle said."As the movie starts, I notice the girls are all fairly close to me." I say "But initially a fair amount of attention is on Rainbow as she starts to enjoy the movie, much to everyone's delight.""As the love between Buttercup and Westley is retold, I notice you don’t have as much wiggle room as I thought." I say. "It’s impossible to prove, but it really feels like the girls around me got a tiny bit closer to me.""When the identity of the Dread Pirate Roberts is revealed to Buttercup and they seal their reunion with a kiss, the atmosphere in the room changes." I say. "Fluttershy’s breathing heavier and she looks down at the floor when I glance at her. Applejack and Pinkie have scooched a little back, closing me in even more. It seems like Rarity and Rainbow have gotten closer to Sunset on the couch, who’s leaning over you.""Twilight’s hand brushes over yours, but when you turn to face her, she sputters 'Oh, sorry!' and quickly retracts her hand." I say. "Paying attention to the movie becomes more difficult. And I'm not getting any closer to which girl is giving me notes.""In the movie, the two leads venture through the fire swamp, encounter rodents of unusual size, but Westley is separated from Buttercup and taken to the Pit of Despair." I say. "The separation of the two lovers alleviates some of the tension in the room, much to my relief.""When the torture of Westley begins, Fluttershy clings to my arm with both hands." I declare. "And I freeze up a little at the sudden close contact. 'S-Sorry, I never liked this part… Do you mind?' She whispers to me."
>>41660663“'No, not at all.' I whisper back to her. I feel Fluttershy smile and lean into my shoulder. And I can’t look around to verify what I'm feeling, but it feels like the girls around me are leering at me." I say. "I feel that eerie sensation of being watched in the darkness burn into the back of my neck. But I'm feeling it in the least threatening environment I've ever been in.""The rest of the movie is just as gripping as I remember it being." I say. "Then comes the ultimate climax of the film.""The kiss.""Not just any kiss.""The most passionate and pure kiss in the entire history of the kiss, according to the film.""Buttercup and Westley and draw closer to each other.""Suddenly, it’s harder for me to breathe.""It’s like the air pressure doubled.""Fluttershy’s gripping my arm even tighter.""Twilight’s leaning against my other shoulder.""Rainbow is off the couch, kneeling on the carpeted floor and suspiciously close to me.""Sunset’s hands are firmly attached to the space on my shoulders that haven’t been taken by Twilight or Fluttershy.""Rarity is leaning over me, I can tell.""Applejack and Pinkie are sitting right up against my legs.""Everyone's breathing heavier.""The temperature is rising.""And then, finally, Buttercup and Westley kiss.""Twilight’s hand finds its way onto mine.""Fluttershy and Sunset dig their fingernails into my arm and shoulders.""I’ve never been trapped like this before.""I'm struggling to breathe when trapped like this.""The movie ends soon after."“So… What should we do now?” You ask the group."'Oh, Anon, I have just the outfit I’ve been waiting for you to model, if you’ll have me!” Rarity says as she leaps up from the couch."
>>41660668Hello everyone. Hope you're enjoying this green!Once again, a LOT of this is directly lifted from King of the Castle by Cosmic Butthole because it first appeared there. https://ponepaste.org/10028If you haven't yet, please DO check out King of the Castle!
>>41660668Nice update
Hello, everyone. I was drawing and came up with an idea for a green. My writing is subpar, but I was told you guys would enjoy it. Here it goes:>Be Anon>Student of Canterlot High>I guess it could be worse.>Known for being the most invisble guy on campus>Well, except for that green-haired weirdo.>Still in shock she rejected you.>She literally preferred to stay alone than date you.>But I guess it could be worse.>FF to later today>You were just in class, resting your head on your hand.>About to fall asleep>God, this class is boring.>Your constant sleep problems don't help.>Can't remember the last time you slept well.>Your eyelids are fluttering, about to fall asleep.>Then, you hear it.>"Anonymous, please come to my office right now.">Oh, shit>That's Vice Principal Luna.>You must be into some serious, deep shit for her to call you.>While Principal Celestia is a complete pushover, always letting you in with just a warning, Luna is way more serious>You'll probably get detention, suspended, or worse.>Expelled!>"Anonymous, please come to my office, last warning!">And now you're making a fool of yourself sitting there like a retard.>You excuse yourself from the class and step out of the classroom.>Your legs feel like jelly.>What could you've possibly done for her to call you?>You barely do shit.>You never get into trouble.>Maybe some other fag is blaming you for something?>If that's the case, you have some teeth to break later.>After walking through the empty hallways, you get there.>You feel like you're about to enter the lion's den.>You gingerly knock on the door.>"Come in.">Her voice sends you shivers through your back.>You take a deep breath and open the door, finding her sitting in front of her desk. Her expression was unreadable.>"Sit down, Anonymous.">You carefully close the door behind you and sit down on the uncomfortable wooden chair.>"Do you know why I called you here?""N-No, Vice Principal Luna">You didn't intend to stutter, but your nerves are getting the best of you.>"You see, I noticed a sharp... decrease in your academic performance. Could you explain that?">To be honest, you have been flunking your grades a bit.>Too many nights spent playing TF2 or looking for lewd drawings.>Damn teenage hormones."I'm... I'm sorry. I've been... having some problems.">She raises an eyebrow.>"Could you be more specific?""Well... It's mostly... sleeping problems. I can't sleep properly at nights, so... I fall asleep in class.">It's not a complete lie after all.>She looks at you for a moment before continuing.>"Sleeping problems, huh?">You nod, feeling a bit more relaxed.>Maybe you will be able to get out of this alive.>"Then, explain to me how you don't have time to study or do your homework, but you do have time to do this.">She takes a folder out of her desk drawers and takes a few papers out of it, showing them to you.>As soon as you look at them, you feel your heart skip at least 5 beats.
>>41661327>Your drawings>Your personal drawings>After getting that damn human anatomy textbook, you couldn't avoid but to take your shot in erotic drawings.>Why did it have to be so damn graphic?>"We found these in your locker last week. It seemed like you didn't close it all the way. Care to explain why I'm in one of these drawings?">The most recent one depicted a faceless man being breastfed by Luna herself.>After watching those rare Japanese cartoons, you were never the same.>"Well? I'm waiting for your explanation, Anonymous.">You're so fucking dead.>You can't even talk; you just stutter an excuse, making a fool of yourself."I... I was just... I... It's just... I... I...">You feel like you're about to hyperventilate."Please... Please forgive me... I... I wasn't thinking... I... It's just... The... The stress... These urges... I... I just...">You feel some tears coming out of your eyes.>God dammit, not now.>If you're getting expelled, you can't cry as well. >You'd look like a huge fag!>But you can't avoid it.>The shame is too great.>A whimper comes from your mouth as you cover your face.>You hear the sound of Luna's high heels clacking around the desk.>But you're too busy crying like a bitch.>Then, you feel her hand on your shoulder.>"Anonymous, look at me.">Her voice.>She sounded comforting, soft even.>You wipe your tears with your hoodie, trying to recover some of your dignity.>You sniffle as you finally manage to look at her face.>She doesn't look angry, shocked, or creeped out.>She looks... compassionate?>Nah, that can't be.>"Do you feel stressed by your studies?" She asks, looking at your eyes.>You nod.>"And... Are these drawings a way to... vent a little? Blow some steam?">You nod again, still sniffling.>She sighs a little, turning to the desk and handling you a box of tissues.>You blow your nose and wipe the rest of your tears.>Not in that order though.>"Listen, Anonymous... I... I'm not angry.""You... you aren't? But... I... I drew...">"Yes, I know. Which is also why I want to ask you... Why me, Anon?">Did she use your nickname?>Nah, you must be hearing things."Well.. I... I don't... I don't know.">"Is it because you find me attractive?>What?>This can't be real.>She should be calling your parents and calling you a dirty perv, not doing this!>Still, with nothing else to do, you nod. You have nothing to lose anyway.">Silence fills the room for a while before she speaks again.>"Does that mean you have desires to do... well... this with me?">She held the drawing close to her, only making you feel more ashamed.>You take a deep sigh and nod one more time, looking away from her.>You hear her sigh as well.>She's deep in thought. Her eyes closed for what seemed like hours.>Then, she opens them again, taking her hand out of your shoulder and standing up straight.>"And if I agree to accomplish this... fantasy of yours, do you promise to improve your grades?"
>>41661332>What?>No... That can't be.>You must be hearing things."Um... W-What?">"You heard me, Anonymous. Don't make me repeat myself.">Her voice got a bit more impatient this time.>You take a deep breath, hoping this isn't a trap."Y-Yes. I promise it.">She looks at you for a moment before nodding.>"Very well. I trust that you will keep your promise.">With that, she starts unbuttoning her shirt, her face stern but not unkind.>Is this real life?>If this is a dream, whoever wakes you up will get a delicious knuckle sandwich.>She does it slowly and laboriously. Almost like a stealth striptease.>After the last button is undone, she takes her blouse, carefully folding it and putting it on the desk.>She's now on her bra only. The only thing separating you from her perky breasts.>"Lock the door, please. I don't want any interruptions while we do this.">Taking you out of her trance, you stand up from your seat and lock the door.>While you do it, you can hear the sounds of fabric rustling.>As you turn around, door locked, your breath gets stuck in your throat.>Vice Principal Luna is there, completely topless.>Her crossed arms covered her breasts.>They might be slightly smaller than Celestia's, but you don't care.>She was always the prettiest principal in your books.>Maybe it was her darker hair or her more stern attitude.>Unlike her sister, she wouldn't take shit from anyone.>And now you're here, locked up in her office, showing you her naked skin.>Or at least, the upper part of it.>"Well? Are you gonna just stare at them?" She said, raising an eyebrow."Oh... S-Sorry, Vice Princip-">She just shushed you with her finger, an almost amused expression in her face.>"You may call me just... Luna. Just this once.">You have never been this aroused before.>You timidly nod>"O-Okay... L-Luna...">It feels so weird to call her by her name.>A slight smile comes to her face.>"Well, let's get started. Come here.">She extended her arms and wrapped them around you.">You're now face to face with her breasts.>The height difference doesn't help.>"Now, you may kiss or suckle on them, but be gentle. I don't want any hickeys or bite marks.">You are blushing so hard.>Your blood is rushing to both of your heads.>But for some reason, it feels more intimate than sexy.>Yeah, you might have her breasts close to your face.>But you feel like going slow and steady instead of motorboating her and suckling hard on them.>You start with some gently kisses on her right breast.>Damn, her skin is soft.>She might be strict, but her skin is softer than silk.>And her smell. Oh, man, her smell.>She must be using some expensive perfume.>Her scent is enough to both drive you crazy and mellow all your worries out.>You keep giving gentle kisses on her breast, getting ever so near her nipple.>You give some test kisses on her nipple, opening your lips slightly.
>>41661335>After some hesitation, you finally open your mouth a bit and take her nipple in your mouth as you start suckling on her breast.>Your most hidden reflexes come to life again.>The last time you did this was when you were less than 1 year of age.>And now you're here, with the age to be able to enjoy it.>You close your eyes and moan slightly as you keep suckling on her breast.>While no milk comes from it, the feeling of her skin against yours is enough.>In the meantime, Luna has been holding you close to her.>Her hand softly running down your hair, massaging your scalp.>You swore you heard some faint moans from her.>But you don't care; you're too busy with her breast.>You wrap your arms around her midriff, not feeling brave enough to go lower.>Let's not risk this golden chance by being a perv.>Or well... more than you already are.>"Anonymous, I have two of them, you know?">You look up, finding a warm, amused smile."Oh... Y-Yes... I'm sorry, Luna.">"Don't be, just enjoy.">With a popping sound, you release her breast as you start kissing and eventually suckling on her left breast.>This is it.>You just died and went to heaven.>She actually killed you in her office, and now you're enjoying the afterlife.>You can't avoid but to release a few muffled moans.>Not only from pleasure, but from the sheer relaxation you're feeling.>You keep jumping from breast to breast, occasionally going to the middle and slightly motorboating.>You hear her trying to suppress a giggle.>Maybe she's ticklish in there?>Hmmm...>This continues for at least 10 minutes.>While you keep getting lost in her breasts, you keep rubbing her back.>Her skin feels just so soft.>You can't get enough of this.>You could easily fall asleep in them, even if you're still standing up.>After the best 20 minutes of your life, she pats your back.>"We have to go back to class, my little one.">My little one?>Where did that come from?>And why did it make you feel this good?>Are you... crushing for your Vice Principal?>Just because she let you suckle on her breasts?>A valid reason, truly."Just... Five more minutes...">Your voice came out muffled because of her perfect tits smothering your face.>You hear her sigh.>You worry that you might have taken it too far.>But she just pats your head now.>"Fine. But only 5 more minutes.">You sigh of relief and keep playing with her breasts, knowing your time is limited.>You keep kissing and suckling on her breasts, wanting to leave no place untouched.>You squeeze a bit on her nipples with your lips, not wanting to bite her.>You rub your cheek on them, sighing in complete happiness.>You have a wide smile on your face. One that you can't wipe out from it.>But like all good things, they must come to an end.>"Alright, Anonymous. Time's up." >She's now pulling you away slightly.
>>41661336>With a hint of disappointment, you give her right breast one last kiss and pull back, releasing her from your grip.>She walks to her desk and starts dressing up again, as if nothing happened.>"I hope by the next month there's an improvement in your grades, Anonymous. Otherwise, I'll be forced to take more extreme measures.>Unlike before, her voice was now back to the stern one you always knew.>And maybe loved."Yes, Luna.">"Vice Principal Luna.">Oh, so we're back to formalities?"Yes, sorry, Vice Principal Luna.">She finished dressing up and turned around to see you.>"Very well. You're free to go now, Anonymous. As for the drawings, I'll let you out with a warning, but please keep them in a more private place. You can get into serious trouble for them.">You nodded shyly, walking to the desk and picking up the drawings, using the folder to hide them.>"Although, I must say, you have some talent. I'd love to see more... appropriate drawings from you. Maybe you could join the art club to polish your skills.">You smile warmly, feeling warm and fuzzy on the inside from her compliment."Thanks, VC Luna. I will.">She smiles as well.>"Oh, and... If you need to unwind again... You can come to me. We won't always do this again, but if you need to talk, my door is always open.>Not always, huh?>So, that must mean she will let you kiss and suckle on her breasts again!>Maybe, even more!>But, let's not push your luck too much."I will. Thank you so much. I promise I'll study harder.">"I know you will. Now, go back to classes, my little one.">There it is again.>My little one.>You don't know why, but hearing her call you like that makes you feel so warm inside.>As long as she doesn't do it in public.>You just nod and walk towards the door, unlocking it.>You turn around and wave her."See ya later, VC Luna.">She sits down and nods.>"Have a good day, Anonymous.">You open the door and step out of her office.>You still have a lot of questions on your mind.>Why did she let you do that?>Why did she leave the door open to more interactions with her?>Why did she, the stricter principal, was that kind to you?>And most importantly>Why did she call you "My little one"?>So many questions, yet so little answers.>But one thing is sure.>Tonight, you will sleep very well.And that's about... it. Hope you like it, or not. It was my first attempt a green, so I'll take any feedback.
>>41661337This was pretty nice!A simple and clear progression, which is fine in erotica, yet you left the door open for other activities in the future. Please be encouraged to continue!(Only bad thing to point out is what appears to be a typo on the last reply. You wrote "VC Luna" twice instead of "VP Luna". Of course, your next planned entry might just have a way to address that!)
>>41661337Hey, pretty good. You got a ponepaste for that?
>>41660584>That age differenceWould love a story about Prince Anon and the older Chrysalis
>>41661629That sounds fun.
>>41661337Nice. Have a Fluttershy as an OL She's hot in heels
>>41660154My hands would be down there too
>>41658638Is the artist still around?
>>41662522Apparently sohttps://derpibooru.org/images/3386963All that's needed in this pic is a green ribbon & elf ears, and Derpy would be cosplaying former vtuber Pomu Rainpuff
Although she's wearing panties that barely cover her cunt, you can bet that Rariwhore's not wearing a bra here :
>>41662585Quite the pervert are you.
>>41658891Oh my…
OL Sunset is waiting to take some dicktation:
>>41662556>>41663027Isn't the point of underwear is to cover butt?
>>41655328>[] Yes>[] No>[x] Put it in
Slutnata... I mean Sonata Dusk in a tight minidress. The latter, coupled with the fact she rarely wears panties, is the reason why she's known as Slutnata 'Easy Access' Dusk>>41663109>Isn't the point of underwear is to cover butt?You're right: it isn't
>>41661565I didn't, but made one for posterity sake. Here you go:https://ponepaste.org/10523
>>41650157I am so excited to cum inside of the Derpster (again)
>>41663214Is she really that easy?
>>41663262>Is she really that easy?When she can whore... I mean wear this very short Cheongsam that barely covers her cunt rarely covered by panties, that's why she's known as Slutnata 'Easy Access' Dusk:
>>41663214Those are some big fish titties.
>>41663320Or Fishtits, if you will.
>>41663293That is one sexy siren