>While cleaning out her Cafe closet, Cocoa stumbles upon a strange Genie lamp! After wiping off the dust and grime, a mysterious horse (strangely identical to Dreamer) appears from the lamp and introduces herself as Gertie. Gertie grants Cocoa three wishes, and before long, Cocoa finds herself in a whirlwind of chaos.Premieres in 6 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REa3EWYXo_A
Please anything but the basedjaks. This board already hates Wild Manes posting enough
somepony redpill me on this show, is it worth a watch?
>>41626956it's pretty wild
>>41626901>This board already hates Wild Manes posting enoughGood.
>>41626956It's adorable and carefree and the characters and songs are charming. The biggest cons its got are its low budget and 5 min runtime meaning no in depth stories, time for adventures outside of the town or for character development. For a quick slice of life show about cute horses being goofy, it's pretty good.
>>41626956There's less than two hours of Wild Manes content available as of right now. Is it "worth" 90 min of your time? Certainly, but that's not saying much is it. I personally look forward to it every Friday. Best equine content we've gotten since 2015.
Wow, WM ruined the series by crowning the Mary Sue pet main character faster than Twilight Sparkle. Well, it's been fun lads but looks like the ride is over.
>>41627126I'm just now noticing how similar perla and celestia look.
>>41627140Are you saying all white mares look the same to you?
>>41627126Wait till the episode fella if you even watch Wild Manes. It might suprise you on what happens. Pretty Wild , right!
>>41626972
>>41627232C'EST FINley
>13 minutes till mares
>>41626956It's soulless slop, the shartyniggers love it for that reason and the lazy edit in the OP should tell you everything about the fact cowtroons should kill themselves
>>41626828Got the youtube page open, got the alcohol in my system, got the spaghetti microwaved. Lets fucking do this.
>>41627663got bash hitting YouTube via mpv+yt-dlp with this little ditty:>while true; do mpv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REa3EWYXo_A ; sleep 10 ; done
we have balls!
>I don't even have wings
does Gertie count as a 13th named horse?
>>41626732I'M A FUCKING PROPHET
>>41627691all bow down to anon
>>41627668What is mpv and bash?????? I just have a txt file for input and a .bat file with all my custom settings on my desktop, and I just input the link then activate it when the livestream is over. Then I have another bat in that folder that clips everything after 5min.
>>41627691No it wasn't they literally say it was all just a dream verbatum. I was right you lying jew.
>Dreamer can fuck with someone's dreams>she is magic>WM has magicYOU did this, you know who you are!
>>41627706You literally saw a thing magically poof away from Cocoa and then Dreamer winks at the audience.Are you dumb?
>>41627706look bro dream illusion same dif alright it was fake and then it was real at the very end dont fuckin talk to me
I'm the ghop anon from last thread and im fucking seething they didnt give dreamer a genie tail. I bought a whole new tissue box this morning because i was planning on cooming to this episode all night. Fuck Jakks for not giving this show a higher budget.
>>41627701bash is the bourne again shell, the standard shell is GNU+Linux land. the windows terminal can also do while loops I'm sure. mpv is a media player and yt-dlp is a tool that allows downloading youtube videos from the command line, that mpv integrates nicely with
>>41627712With this and the UFO episode, it's pretty clear that supernatural elements are only teased as gags and not meant to be taken as literal canon.
>this kills the ponyfag
>>41627717Interesting. I will have to check out mpv because i use yt-dlp like crazy. I hate being connected to wifi so ill batch download lets play series and stuff to have offline. It's vibes.
sexy cows
>>41627719Sure buddy.Your simple slice of life is gone gone bye bye.
>>41627721Dreamer being a troll is the most unf thing I've seen in this show.
>>41627721To be fair, talking horses running businesses isn't very original either.
>>41627722yeah you can just mpv [insert URL here]
>>41627724Dreamer also winks at the audience, and Cocoa addresses the audience every episode. Wouldn't that make... us... canon, too???
Couldn't they at least shoehorn in the mystery mare as the genie?
>>41627738Yes, of course.Cocoa relies on us to prove she's not insane.
>>41626963heh
sexing dreamer... lewdly...
I love how Cocoa has sleep paralysis at the end. I have sleep paralysis like everyday and even a few days ago I screamed myself out of one XD
WHY IS THE AUDIO ON CURIOUS COCOA EPISODE 5 MIXED SO HORRIBLY!!!! Did they ever patch it??
>>41628432>XD
unf
https://youtu.be/Mx9bSab-PdM?t=44Link has timestamp for the line I'm talking about. Notice how Tilley says "whoa!" with the wrong inflection. What's up with that? Is the script not detailed enough, is the voice actress stupid, or does the director not give a fuck? I feel like the issue of awkward inflections come up frequently across multiple characters, so I'm willing to bet the problem is more with the script than the actors, and the director isn't blamefree either. With memorable lines such as:>I thought this was gonna be tHE BEST NIGHT EVAR ^.^>I've made it ANGRY!!!?
>>41628575>Cocoa, you've got boobs!
>>41628534I know exactly where to put my penis
>>41628620>Anon, why are you laying down in the middle of the beach with your thingy out?>Yea dude. Could you like, move? Not to be unchill but this is like, our volleyball spot>NO! I MUST LIE ON BACK, PRECISELY RIGHT HERE, WITH MY ERECT COCK IN THE POSITIONED PRECISELY LIKE SO!>I-it's okay horsepals. We can play around him. It shouldn't cause any issues>Alright. But Anon, if you get whacked by the ball I dont wanna hear it. We warned you!>GO ALONG WITH THE GAME NOW! GO, GO! LET THE VOLLEYBALL COMMENCE!>5 min later>I got it! Whoooaa-- mmpfh>HAHAHAHA! 20 STEPS AHEAD THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU FOOL! YOU FELL FOR MY RUSE AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOOKS LIKE AFTER ALL IT IS I WHO HAS WON THIS... "VOLLEYBALL" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>41628643It's so amazing all the fanfictions the Wild Manes fandom is spawning. I'm so proud to be a part of such a creative and dedicated fandom.
>>41628622Very cute!
>>41628643>Anon wakes up in Wild>Each day a new episode plot happens verbatum>They happen in airdate order>Eventually Anon starts to leverage the predictability of the events to make the characters perform various sex acts on him>Meanwhile, in normal reality, the episodes on YouTube are being altered by temporal causality to show Anon raping all the mares>Jakks Pacific is scrambling to figure out who's meddling with their youtube channel
>>41628432Yeah, I was thinking that. Creepy implication that she was paralyzed at the end, but I guess having it be sleep paralysis makes it a little bit better.
>>41628869>>41628528>>41627763>>41627727Just fuck already.
Dreamer!!!!11
>>41629238What are you hiding you whorse!?
>>41629238Why is dreamer so lewd
Dreamer is disguised Princess Luna confirmed
>>41629238What exactly was she hoping to teach Cocoa?Be careful what you wish for? Because she has never been interested in wishing before.
>>41630083Just a prank bro
Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims.
>>41630163MLPFIM was too woke to go anywhere near Thanksgiving. Meanwhile Wild Manes isnt even American and they're willing do a Thanksgiving special.
>>41630083Theres no lesson, just gaslighting
>>41630163Pouring hot cocoa on the pumpkin? What is Coco-Puff’s damage?
>>41630189I'm starting to feel bad for Cocoa. I feel like as the one horse who appears in every episode, she's faced with too much psychological torment. Give Cocoa a break writing team!
>>41630163I posted this in the last thread by accident, but horse thanksgiving implies there was a horse genocide of natives in so-called Wild
>>41630163Loving the pink hooves
>>41630187>they had christmas and halloween specials>two very christian holidays>the woke hate christians>mlp is woke???>wm never did a halloween special
>>41630187You are aware the IT'S THANKSGIVING is just part of the video title and not the name of the episode, right?All we know right now is that they are harvesting and Cocoa is ruining the crops. Thanksgiving might not even be mentioned at all.
>>41630187TYT did a harvest celebration thing. Looks like WM is doing the same ("Wild Harvest"). "Thanksgiving" is just a clickbait, not an actual title.
>>41630193It's a pumpkin latte if the cup is anything to go by. I'm guessing the joke is that she's a bimbo and thinks pouring a flavored drink on a pumpkin will help it grow.
>>41630396Christmas and Halloween are both pagan holidays. Christmas was absorbed into Christianity in the medeival times. Also, those two holidays dont remind liberals of the Trail of Tears.>>41630402>>41630403Why would they put Thanksgiving in the title if it's not a Thanksgiving special? Fucking unparalleled levels of copium.
>>41630501>Why would they put Thanksgiving in the title if it's not a Thanksgiving specialYou really are retarded, aren't you?
>>41630501The same reason they called this compilation video Halloween even though none of them have anything to do with Halloween.
>>41630187>Cows having no worldbuilding is a good thing!
>>41630701Why are you taking about Daisy Jo all of the sudden?
>>41630701Powerpuff cats didnt have worldbuilding either. Better cows don't pretend to and lie to us if they dont have what it takes to do it legit.
>>41630548Wild Manes YouTube channel:>It's Thanksgiving!Most retarded anon who's ever lived:>That means it's not a Thanksgiving episode!!!!!!
Wild Manes YouTube channel:>We are literally anti semetic neo nazis and want all Jews to be exterminated. Anyways... a CERTAIN GROUP OF uhhhh... """big nose horsepals""'" we'll call them are gonna be holocausted this episode! Yay! We wont say what they're ethnic group is actually called but... you know... ;) ;) ;)Most retarded anon who's ever lived:>Wild Manes is anti-nazi. What? No, you have to ignore the first part. Because you just do, okay?! And after that, well technically they never SAID the big nose horsepals were jews! Y-you just dont get it!
>>41630557All 4 of them have everything to do with Halloween. They all center around horror/sci-fi monster tropes, which is what kids dress up as on Halloween.
>>41630857It won't be.
>>41630895No pumpkins, no decorations, no trick or treating, no halloween.
>>41630916It already says it is in the Official Title. No matter what, it ultimately will be.
>>41630895>>41630857>>41630501Is this the most autistic anon we've ever had on /mlp/?
>>41630932Wild Manes:>It's Thanksgiving!You:>It's not Thanksgiving!
>>41630924It won't be.
>>41630853Hearths warming was nothing but worldbuilding, instead of regurgitating Earth 2.0 you fucking /co/mblrite parasite.
>Yes, I know it literally says in the official title, and I quote: "IT IS THANKSGIVING" but what you have to understand is that ackshually means it's NOT thanksgiving!
>>41630557It doesn't specifically say "It's Halloween" though. Invalid comparison.
QUEEN OF THE WILD It's up to Candi to choose the next Carnival Queen for Wild's annual fair! The fillies around Wild desperately try and stack up their "friendship points" in order to take the crown! Candi takes the reins and unveils Wild's next reigning monarch, ultimately crowning... FRIENDSHIP POINTS?
>>41630923Meanwhile, it looks like the aptly-titled Thanksgiving episode will have pumpkin pie, which is a Thanksgiving tradition. So by your own logic Wild Harvest must be a Thanksgiving episode.
>>41630960FIM did this too. Attempting to quantify, thereby objectifying, friendship. Makes it kind of cringe to watch as an adult. Oh well.
The title of the show is called Wild Manes, but the horses aren't very wild, and they take good care of their manes.
>>41630964>but the horses aren't very wild,they only show the presentable side of them
>>41630964Did you not watch episode 2
>>41630963I'm sure the moral of the episode will be that you SHOULDN'T do friendship points.... right?
>>41630978They were horrified by the robot fucking up their usual styles, yes.
>>41630991You mean to tell me their Manes weren't Wild?
>>41631013They didn't want their manes to be wild, they wanted them neat.The title implies they like wild manes, but they do not.
>>41626828Wait a minute...that shit isnt mlp.How the fuck is it in here?
>>41631238Rules because 4chan gets in a tizzy when it's shows staring talking equine
>>41631238Horse dominates pony
>>41630964They aren't horses either, they're cows so it's false advertising both ways.
>>41631292
>>41631341These tears are like stickers on a cardboard puppet.
>>41631209So you're saying, in Episode 2, their Manes were never Wild? Sorry. It's a yes or no question but you didnt give a clear answer. Im just having trouble understanding what your precise IQ level of media literacy is...
>>41631238It's a horse cartoon. It belongs here. Deal with it ponyfag B)
>>41631341Poor Candi. Do you need me to pipeclean your vaginal cavity with my cock again until u orgasm to make u feel better? Oh poor candi.... :,(
>>41631555czech'd
111 :^)
>>41631546They were wild, but not with their consent.
>>41631623>They were wildI'll take that as a yes. End of discussion then. I accept your concession. G4 was woke, and Wild Manes wins. You knew that all along, though, of course ;)
>>41631635Not at all, for you see they did not WANT their manes to be wild. The title implies their manes are always wild, they are not, and the one time they were, they hated it.Therefore, you lose and Wild Manes will never win ;)
>>41631635Of course it's woke; FiM keeps people awake because it's interesting.WM is sleepy, because it's boring.
>>41631691So the Manes in Episode 2 were never, at any point, Wild?
So what's this anon's deal anyway?He pops up in threads to make sure everyone knows that he hates FiM, but he obviously watched it since he never shuts up about it. But he's decided that he hates it now for whatever reason and any horse show that comes along he latches on to and claims it'll be the new FiM because he can't accept how much he loved G4 and never got over the fact that it ended?I mean, it's the only thing that makes sense. To come to /mlp/ if you hate mlp would be a pretty damn stupid thing to do.
>>41631702Nope, not even once.
I just want the Wild mares and their VAs to like me :3
You know the town they all live in is called Wild, right?
>>41631691>>41631702>>41631724>>41631749>they are mares>they have manes>they live in a town called Wildtherefore their manes are from Wild, Wild Manes
i just don't see the need for shitflinging in our discussion of a fun lighthearted show about cartoon horses. surely we've never had this problem before.
>>41631718Who are you talking about and why are you angry?
>>41631724That's quite a bold claim Anon. Upon reviewing the episode, thusever, I must concur that quite indeed their Manes were thoughever, indeed, thusever, Wild, albeit, thusever.
>>41631718I do like FiM. I've said this multiple times. I love FiM. But WM addresses a lot of the problems i had with g4, so i like it more. I also exaggerate how much i dislike fim to be a troll, and u take the bait which is funy
>>41631805Angry? Far from it. Merely confused is all.
>>41630961It's a parallel. Similar to Heart and Hooves Day.
These threads are comfy
>>41632977Yes. I just sperg out and argue 4tlotg honestly. Overall all the Anons here are cool.
>>41633153no drama, only horses
Wild Bovines
>>41626828>they're starting to do some actual worldbuildingwowzers
>>41633399Implying Dreamer will ever do this again.
so does Sundae make her icecream out of mare's milk or?
>>41633704Do you see any dairy cows living in town?
>>41633691Hey, anon made it to Wild after all!
>>41633704>G$*fied
>>41633706Horse have milk too, ya know.>>41633772Good.
>>41633706yes
>>41633691This is the worst thing ive ever beaten off to...
>>41633704They could have cow's milk shipped there
>>41631341Her mascara is going to run
>>41633344Does this bitch really gnaw on raw coconuts?
>>41636199I mean they're horses. while not as good as eating cellulose as true ruminants (deer, cows etc), I wouldn't be surprised if they would eat some whole coconuts for extra fiber. IRL horses will each many fruits whole, peel and all, such as bananas and pineapplesI found this video by some company that makes horse feed out of coconut. they don't use the outer shells, but it also isn't just the "meat" of the cuconut: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=0uKW81WRW1ghere's even a video of a honse eating a raw coconut: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=_4Jn9Fcp4QI
>>41636199come to think of it, this could be Wild Manes' equivalent of Sunny blending whole oranges and whole bananas, which is definitely intentional and not just lazy animators
>>41636199also they're probably kiwis
>>41636250IS SHE INSANE!?
>>41633344This episode made me hungry for fruit, but I hate fruit.
>>41636250Don't post these uglyass goblins here.
>>41636575
Offtopic shit thread.Jannies are fucking retards and i can probaly make a thread about breaking bad here without it getting removes thanks to their retardation
>>41636625/co/ jannies move WM threads here because of GR15
>>41636589To be frank, orange peel does put an interesting twist in the flavor.
>>41636663Carlos!
>>41636358how does one hate fruit?
>>41636772The juiciness is nice. I like fruit drinks. But the squishy texture of most fruits makes me nauseous.Though I can eat bananas for some reason (when they start to rot)
>>41636625The board is mlp, mlp stands for my little pony.The wild manes belong to me, they are little, and they are relatives of the pony, so shut ya mouth.
>>41636250
>>41637629>ate the wrapperis she autistic?
>>41637714>paper edible and have sugar on it. it eaty food 100- Cocoa
>>41637714Wtf she's based?
>>41637714She eats baby birds too.
>>41637197horses use ginger not steroids>>41637714it could be edible wrappers. but horses can eat paper too I think
>>41637629Candi's elbow and neck mutated. Gross
>>41638729A consequence of eating sweets without removing the wrapper.
>>41638834that is wild
>>41637714
>>41640245They are
>>41641117>"SNOOF'S UP ANON"
>>41641619I'm glad Cheri was a good sport about it.
>>41641619haha imagine if their mascara started running lol
>>41641619Literal bimbos
>>41641817Oh yeah?Would a bimbo close her business in the middle of the day to have a plushie tea party with her friends?
>>41641883Based
>>41641883It's not like there are any other customers around in Wild than her friends
>>41641883Kindermanes
>>41641883They all have foal fever
>>41641883They have the cute kind of plushes too. A lot of the ones i see kids with today have these creepy plastic anime eye-discs. Ew
>>41641619Cup's up, Cherie!
>>41643348What's the cure for that?
>>41641117I breathe into her snoot
>>41644693You're married now.
>>41644458340 days of gestation.
>>41643348>>41644458>>41644737
Only a few more hours till the new episode
>>41645632She's fanning her mare air at you
can I have some canned mare airs
>>41646172cardboard cows don't have mare air
>>41646478You're such a miserable person it's funny
>>41646820>taking the bait
>>41647018>taking the bait from the self reply
>>41647049>pathetic attempt at retconning post because so self conscious about being gullible
>>41646457Jakks will sell it. Cocoa smells like cocoa. Cherie smells like a bakery. Finnley smells like body spray. Bailey smells like the sea and sunscreen
>>41647655, Candi smells like semen, etc, etc
I literally only come to /mlp/ for Wild Manes threads at this point. I still read FiM fanfics and rewatch first 100 or so episodes but the current fandom is fucking over kek.
New ep in 30 mins
>>41647819>>>/trash/
new thread>>41647153>>41647153>>41647153
>>41648021You wish, tamersnigger
>>41646478
>>41647819It's so pleasant and refreshing
>>41649417and wild
>>41648067I know there's a new episode but I'm having too much fun here!
>>41634013Yes, certainly
>>41650088Its wild to heil those dubs
>>41651675
>>41626976Yes indeed
>>41652094Don't frown
>>41651675Finnley's a noodler
>>41636250Seems like it
>>41652094Angy
>>41653033they look extra cute when they frown though
>>41653818They are very good at pouting
>>41630557>backwards facingthey know what they're doing
>>41626956Yes, certainly
>>41630193She's retarded AND wild
>>41631257Sad but true
>>41652094got whacked by a big green noodle
>>41657169Finley loves noodles
>>41652094
>>41657842Sexy
>>41630415What a silly whorse
>>41657842Anon she said no
>>41658693and wild
>>41657842
>>41661109Whorse
>>41629238Hey bros she winked at us
>>41661886
>>41663100I'm going to go wild
>>41627213All look the same
>>41663219Lewd!
