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>22 year old virgin with no friends>Mixed-raced>Feel no attraction to women in real life>Know this means I must leave where I live>Not conscientious, so not going toI'm probably going to kill myself in the future.I live a horrid life for homosexuals, but my ring finger index is .956, and my penis is 6.5 inches.When my life stops being easy and I have to work to pay bills and come home and cook, I am going to pop myself.
>>17149763Seriously this. Or OP could be ace, that's fine too. Either way, no need for angst, don't let the retarded boards cuck you.
>>17151947what the fuck is this shitpost senpai, you need to do some normie shit ASAP, most of us just come here to fap
Who moved this shitty animu thread here >>17149810>>17149763>>17151290>>17149530>Muh /pol/ucks>Implying mixed people aren’t subhuman
>>17147229That sounds like a (you) problem
>>17153202Mixed people are always a problem, they’re genetic freaks. Lmao
Arcade Anon Xenoquest, Evolution Part 17 Building a new home editionThe story so far: You are Delta, newest achievement of human genomics engineering and after a crash landing on the gray planet and causing havoc you can now work on ruling the saurian planet you escaped to. The long night, winter induced through the planets gas giant moving into the way, is drawing closer but luckily a volcano is close by for you to move the tribe. If you can manage it...No scat, no loli, no gore Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/16651950/#16651950Google docs for the evolutions: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Wp7x5LHpif7lkJ6HqdMgxTw-_SJC1HFn8o7KZ4RPt8c/edit#gid=994165623
>>17151509>>17152094Part 390The missing scout has only a few hours of lead so it should be easy to follow her. But then the scouts will have to enter the lost city. The decision is not easy but you order your general to get a search party and leave immediately. You pinpoint the city on a map and they leave. You stay silent for now even as Amber tries to make a remark about the power structure of the village. A short elbow poke makes her shut up before even a single word escapes her lips. Your scav shaman looks at you with a worried glance but you only nod, ordering her to continue. She quickly catches herself, the relief visible on her mind. The male scav seems honest himself and you now notice that many of your female scavengers look at the male guard with clear longing in their eyes. It soon becomes clear what exactly happened. The mountain scavenger tribe is matriarchal and the princes in a daughter of the tribes queen, send here to marry the chosen male from the western village to unite them tribes. It seems like your scav shaman never really told them about the hierarchy in your village. Ivy has to suppress a giggle. As the tour starts and the male scav, a servant of the queen leads the princess around the shaman slowly slips back. Nobody, not even your future wife, has even spoken to you. “I am sorry leader” She hisses and whispers, hoping the sound of the market will suppress her voice. “They just would not stop bugging me, sending new and improved offers every day. I had to accept, the chance was too good to pass”. She is clearly embarrassed by the whole thing. Amber is shocked while Ivy is delighted to rub a bit of salt into the wound, serving eagerly as the outspoken servant of the scav shaman. As the preparations for the breeding season come up the male scav even asks about your own ability to provide to the marriage and Ivy eagerly slaps your bum and lifts the loincloth a bit. She is having a lot of fun with this.
>>17152350Soon the ceremony is over and the group retreats to the feast hall, where a simple meal is prepared. “Ah, I see you are already preparing for the long night. It is nice to see that the village is this economical”. The old man wipes the chair for the princess and places a pillow on it before sitting down himself. The table is spare but there is still enough for everyone. Bread and cheese are a given, some cactus beer and wine, meat in small slices fried with mushrooms and berries, large mushrooms filled with spices and nuts, cactus meat with feral snake ribs and a barrel of milk. Suddenly you are spoken to. “So chosen one, How do you feel about the honor given to you ?” The old scav is leaning towards you as he leads you to your place on the table, right next to the princess. The scav guards are positioned at the entrance, clearly uncomfortable with the attention given to them by the female scavengers in your village. >What now ?
>>17152350"I am pleased to have received such a gift." Gesture to our scav shaman "She has done me a great service, and you of course, for agreeing to it. I'm looking forward for the joining of the tribes. Just like many others I'm sure."Let Ivy have some fun, we'll get back to her later...Poor guards, they have no idea what's coming to them. Or maybe they do... the females of our tribe have made their intentions pretty clear.
>>17152729 (me)"As what comes to my ability to 'provide', you find that there are females who can dispel your doubts in the matter if you just talk to them." Look at Ivy to drive the point home.
>>17152729>>17152863Part 391You bow your head as you answer the question and as the words about your “abilities” leave your lips Ivy blushes and glares at you. She quickly starts to talk back. “Oh, he sssure isss. If you tie them up that issss”. The old scav laughs at the banter. “Oh, I so enjoy traveling for these reasons. Meeting new tribes and their customs is a joy for an old heart”. He takes a deep sip of the cactus beer and sighs. “Now, what would you say western queen about the..” He grows silent for a moment as one of the guards whispers something into his ear. There are a few cactus flowers on his armor, possibly gifts from the females. “Excuse me western queen, but the guards I brought with me are a bit disturbed by the attention given to them by the females. Did they do anything wrong ?” The scav shaman sneaking over a glance to you before she answers. “Oh no, not at all. It is just that our tribe is lacking in males, one of the reasons we have grown this strong during the heat sickness”. The scav male tilts his head. “Heat sickness ? What is that ?” During the feast Ivy leans over to the princess and seems to start a conversation. “So, you are looking forward to marrying this male ? I sure hope you know what you are looking forwards to here”. She winks at you. “What are your thoughts about this and our tribe ?” The princess remains silent for a moment before lifting a cup of wine the elder male already tasted. “I…..am interested”. She turns to you. “Anything you want to say ?” Her voice is soft and faint, like she is not used to talking a lot.
haha I hate myselfliterally no one will ever like me editionHABITS:https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4Prev thread >>17117122
>>17153062i dont want any of what i have i hate everything i want to die
I managed to jerk off the right way for the first time ever It felt nice but now my peepee hurt
>>17153129what did you fap to
>>17153206Imagination
>>17153214where there cute horse boys involved?
JOI/JOE Thread #140(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions)>Wholesome-est Edition<>*wag wag wag*<If you just want to chill, talk with the anons behind the thread, or make some requests and perhaps get some feedback—join our discord at: https://discord.gg/Pfuebv6Come on in! We're a friendly enough community... for a /trash/ discord.Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/17115461Booru:http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>17144825>>17147453>>17150159+1
Requesting something with this picture. Do as you wish.
>>17142023After being on Ecopint with Mei for a while, she is no longer as shy as she used to be. She walks around everywhere half naked hoping you'll bend her over and fuck her ass at any moment.
>>17153180>"Do as you wish"You daredevil.
/sug/ - Steven Universe GeneralPost-SDCC EditionLast Thread: >>17147383[NEWS]>Promo for upcoming epshttps://youtu.be/72FkXpz4-5I>We Deserve To Shine https://youtu.be/ewyYsQ1vNtU>Smoky and Sardonyx Dove Shorthttps://youtu.be/n8UvmzJXREk>Jasper and Amethyst bullying PSAhttps://youtu.be/vxwqcEZHHTMComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17153195skinny with jasper's helmet would be quite funny
>>17153203ur late nigga
>>17153204YD looks like a middle-aged, skinny accountant with that face.
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>>17153195No, you fucking retard. Try actually paying attention to the show.
Does /trash/ like Redwall?
>>17150502I loved the books as a kid but I've never seen porn of it
Fuck yeah we do
The series had so many cute female characters. Especially the villains.
>>17151880Post more Redwall art, sfw or not
>>17150502I am nit sure if /trash/ is capable of reading them. I mean you have to be able to read at least at a 3rd grade level and all.
>/erp/>/psg/>/lolg/>/ftt/>/netorare/An*mefags are cancerous and make even parasites like j*ws look normal. When will we kick them off of r/the_trash?
Drawing Improvement/Progress ThreadPost what you're working on, ask questions, discuss general art-related things.Video Tutorials:Proko - https://www.youtube.com/user/ProkoTVSinix - https://www.youtube.com/user/sinixdesignScott Robertson - https://www.youtube.com/user/scottrobertsondesignMatt Kohr (CtrlPaint) - https://www.ctrlpaint.com/libraryAaron Blaisehttps://www.youtube.com/user/AaronBlaiseArtPoses/GesturesQuickPoses - https://www.quickposes.com/enPoseSpace - https://www.posespace.com/posetool/default.aspxComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17152258It depends what you’re doing. Doesn’t really matter what you post unless you’re running a webcomic. >>17152573Nice bait.
>>17152653>Nice bait.It's not. People post their art and get ignored. I bet half of the art in this thread didn't get substantial feedback.
>>17152700you're right, we should support the people who post here. Give them feedback. After all, it's easier to come up with a valid criticism than to draw it right.
>>17152121It's too simplified compared to the rest and doesn't really convey the round form you gave her snout, I gave an example of a direction that I think is less jarring. Basically, add some subtle hints that there is a lower and upper part to a snout and make the nose not get drowned by the thick lines. As for the Signature thing it was just a minor complaint along the lines of stop being such a huge faggot, because nobody cares about the pens and the signature.>>17152472I don't even know what the fuck you are trying to get at, the primary point of a signature is to make people know its you, yes. And nobody but some snobby art faggot will recognize a signature. Reverse Image Searching is indeed a blessing but I extremely doubt that if I were to find some unsourceable picture of some shit you, or anybody in this thread, would be able to source it for me, signature or not.The vast majority of people will not go out of the way to remove a small watermark that links to an artists page, and the people that do would likely also erase your signature. It's nothing more than vanity, admit it. There might not be anything inherently wrong with being vain, but you should accept it is.As for traditions losing merits with time, state whatever point you're trying to make clearly instead of this half jab at modern entertainment and half idiom.
>>17153174oops forgot image
/bara/ - Selkie and his sexy suitPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/17107296Writing - https://pastebin.com/MBFuXYmR
>>17151754Link for the doujin?
>>17152934I don't think there is one, artist is @oaks16 if you are interested in buying
>>17152908These are size difference >>17150036>>17150042The third pic is pretty clearly meant to be shota from an artist known for their shota and cub art. You're being disingenuous as shit implying he looks 30 or even 18.
>>17153130The 30 thing was meant for some Housamo character or whatever you people obsess over. Who gives a shit if these pixels aren't to your taste? Just shut up and post shit you like instead. Unless you're Krom, you should know how to live and let live. We're here to jerk off to drawings of buff men.
pregnant threadOviposition, unbirth, hyper preg, all welcome
>>17133648are there pics of actual femboys trying this?asking for a friend
>>17150279>>17150287>lex
Breed breed, sexy skaven is so ass backwards but the characters cool
gaypg
good evening to jongdae and minseok, but also to the jongdaeakgae
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/ftt/ - Fapping Together ThreadPost lewds and talk about fappin n' schlickinPlump butts edition Previous thread: >>17129527
>>17152725Not just her group of friends, any people that you mutually know. She's honestly a really mean person.
>>17152857Is it truly mean though if It's what I want?
>>17152983When she told me about the things she did to guys in high school and college I never really thought of it that way... But what if you ended up regretting getting bullied? Once she starts picking on a guy she doesn't stop until he leaves town.
>>17153061I think I might be in love with your sis man.Got a pic of her or contact like a kik or skype?I really want her to be mean to me too
>>17153082I don't think she'd want to bully a random guy off of the internet, she enjoys telling friends about how someone they know is pathetic.Also I just heard the door open and now she's talking to one of her friends but I'm still masturbating...
/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplaying ThreadPrevious Thread: >>17145109Tits for the Tiddy God.
>>17153092>The book is in greek, no translation, the Anon can't understand much.>Suddendly a page turns just like someone was reading the book.
>>17153036So that's what you're into, huh?>Neptune looks down at the screen and thinks for a moment as the blonde schoolgirl gets fucked in the game, then starts laughingI can't be blonde, but if schoolgirls are your thing, then you should've told me, dummy! I've never been a schoolgirl in the games before like the little me, but I can be one too!>Then she smiles, turning her gaze to look the man over as she smilesDoes purple hair do it for you, too, Anon? Because you don't have to jerk it to some eroge with a sexy lady like me around.
>>17153131>Keeps looking. Hoping to find some pictures
>>17153128>You are pus away as soon as you try to touch it. Pushed hard.
>>17153147>the pages keep turning.
