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/haha/ I hate myself

pizza bed edition
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>>24348365
found the assblasted weeb
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keep 'er lit
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>>24348271
didnt i see you bumping the diaper/piss cate wurtz thread
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>woke up still high
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>>24349894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gsMPL3dBfU

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Cutedom thread
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>[P-please, careful with the claws.]
>"Oh, shut up, pansy dork." Sandslash responded, her hand carefully ministered another lusty stroke across his member to cease his whines and turn them into moans to her satisfaction.
>He wasn't ready, but knew it was bound to happen. Sandslash was always this forward with her promiscuous impulses, there was never a "no" like an answer for this sassy spoiled girl.
>"So, Abra never played with you? Was she so busy looking through your brain to not give attention to this big boy down there?" Her voice emphasized each word as her pumping increased and spreaded the precum leaking from the tip of his swelled dick.
>The young man nervously nodded, more interested to fancy his molester than answer with sincerity. He wanted this to be over as quickly as possible, but as much as he hated it his own body was keeping him steady and relaxed to prolong the gratifying sensation of receiving such an overindulging cock massage.
>"Her lost, frankly. You're quite handsome to be alone, would you want to be my boyfriend?" Sandslash said, her sultry mouth was getting dangerously close to his helpless penis still subjected to betray him like a hostage of the handjob.
>The proposition dumbfounded him, but it didn't last long when her obsene grip playfully squeezed his cock, crumbling into bits the feeble ammount of concentration he had save until then.
>Her eyes were tasting him, he could feel the immoral hunger of a degenerated nymphomaniac settle on turn him into another catch... He couldn't do this, he couldn't stand by himself when she was violating his intimity so harshly.
>"What's wrong? Don't you crawl for this body?" His cock twitched amidst her claws, ignoring his efforts to control himself. Sandslash chuckled to herself as if she understood what he desired by it, but her lips didn't advance to her reward.
>What else she wanted? He gave in.
>"You think I don't know what he wants? I surely do, dummie. He's mine, after all."
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>>24349705
>He couldn't support it, Sandslash wasn't even granting him the option to submit till she had her fun. Whatever she wished from him, he'd do it in order to free his load
>"I need YOU to answer, not him. He can't act without my permission." She was right about his body, devoted to comply her lewd fantasies than obey him.
>'And stay away from Sandslash.', Abra's warning came to him again, ironically emerging freshly fron his mind. If only he had listen to her, he won't be like this. Like a target for this Pokemon to lust after.
>"[I want.] Those words escape from his lips, moved by the hormones and sex. He couldn't hold it, delaying the inevitable was foulish.
>"You want this? You need this, admit you're a worse slut than me." Her voice was demanding, breaking her temptress facade to make way to her real snooby attitude.
>He was at the mercy of her sex, asking from her was more like orders to him. He had no real choice and Sandslash loved it.
>His body wasn't prepared to be assaulted, his mind was inexperience with sex. There was no doubt to sustain he was a perfect toy for Sandslash to ruin.
>[I'm.]
>"Uh? I don't comprehend. What. are. You." Her hand was rubbing his cocktoy without forgiveness, she was going for the kill. To make his boy bust his load on her.
>[Please, just do it.]
>"But, sweety, you haven't told me what you are." Her grin mocked him, giving a false sensation of choice when he was aware her hand mantained him under her grasp like a squeezed plaything
>[I'm a slut.]
>"Go on~."
>[I can't help myself when they touch me.]

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>Pushing her hands against the waistband of her thong, wet by her excitement, she slowly pulled it down, passing across her femenine hips and finally going out through her feet
>"Listen, as my boyfriend you don't have say on when to have sex." Her hands stretched her underwear like a cover over his dick, a few droplets of vaginal liquid spilling exactly on the tip of his erected member.
>"If I feel that my womb needs a good dicking, I bend you over and you'd simple smile." He nodded in submission and yelped when she wildly pressed her silky moisty fabrics of her thong against his crotch, causing some friction in the process to his kewd demise.
>"I can dress you like how I want" the man reassured again without power to fight back his insticts as her thong messed up with his mind badly, then an uncontrollable feeling of ecstasis flooded him.
>"And you'll cum when I said so." Clenching his hands, he prepared himself as a the contractions of his groin expanded across his body.
>"Now, cum, slut." And in that moment his body spilled his dignity all over the thong, soaking it and brimming the clothe in cum as some manage to escape it, sliding on his shaft to rest on the base.
>Falling unconscious on the bed, he heard the giggles of Sandslash while his world blacked out. He was going to love her.
>Forever.
Fuck captchas
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Precious

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Why is Atsuko Kagari so breedable?
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>Page 8 in 17 minutes
No way this board is that active.
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I want to fuck her so badly

Is fist-fucking not the sexual invention of the twentieth century, a new model of eroticism and pleasure? It is no longer genitalized, but focused just on the penetration of the surface, with the role of the phallus being taken over by the hand, the autonomized partial object par excellence.
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Bump.
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little bump
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bap

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Did they shoot down FA?
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jive
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>t. Childfuckers
Go back to your kiddy diddler site
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keep her going

Accurate
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XD
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>>24314266
>America 1950s: A cancerous place
>America 2010s: A cancerous place
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>>24314266
>neckbeards
>anti-establishment
my fucking sides
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I fucking hate you all.
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little bump
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don't die
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4chan general
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don't die

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PRAYERS AND PORN thread
Confess your sins and post porn, anon.
Remember that god loves you and wants you to live a full life. Nobody's perfect and that's okay.

My sin today: I insulted a friend when they were trying their best. Tomorrow I will make it up to them.
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>>24316016
Doesn't god hate fags and wants you to stone them along with lesbians, adulterers, and disobedient kids?
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>>24316016
I don't work as hard at my job as I could. My work is commission based, and I know that me slacking has a direct impact on how much I contribute to the household.

Today I'll work harder, and try to increase my production by at least 30%.
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What did they fuck up this time?
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working again I guess...
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IT'S BACK
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>>24348318

You're assuming it's all lost. Where is the proof?
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>>24348768
>My ancestor :)

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>artist has commission "slots"
>opens before you get up
>fills up immediately
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>>24329770
It's plenty affordable when your commission slots completely fill up every time
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>Decide I really want a slot from some artist
>Camp out in their Discord
>They post the news about Open Slots on their Twitter first then link said Twitter post in Discord
>Everything is full in the span of a single eye-blink
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>artist advertises themselves as a "slow artist"
>who produces art at warp speed whenever a popufur bats an eye

nah go fuck yourself azelyn
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>>24304544
>shikaro allows one autist to take literally half of the slots

I fucking can't stand artists who don't have a fucking slot limit for shit like this. I stopped buying from him and stopped watching him because of that shit. It's fine though he can more than live without my money which can go to someone else who needs it because nothing says infinite money in the furry fandom quite like being someone who draws pokemon vore.
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I've got a few cysts underneath the skin of my penis. How do I proceed?
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>>24340027
Have you tried asking for... Acystance?
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The crowdfunding campaign for The Great Warrior Wall finished. I thought they were supposed to release some season two episodes as a result? Was that a lie?
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keep her going
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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=




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