MIXING GENES EDITIONThread for those that really like that sex is supposed to be about breeding and not just only pleasurePost about Pregnancy,Impregnation,Genetics,Genetics play,Interspecies,Interracial only focusing on BABY MAKING SEX
>>82673254You'll look like this in a few years
>>82674403God I hope so! Thick and fertile and milky, it's been my dream for years...
>>82675060I can picture it. You slowly waddling through the house, idly rubbing your belly while doing chores and taking care of the kids. The next batch almost done. Waiting for hubby to get home...
Stinky Gooner Gock edition.A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82608306
>>82675846Hot pic. It's very hard getting both paws on by myself, and even harder getting them off, but I can just barely manage it if I keep a clean rag nearby to help with grip.>>82675899I got these, they're from furrjoi. They feel so weird but in a good way.
>>82675988That’s cute. for my liking I’d probably get more typical paws but I got to say that it’s because of you~ that I’m into this now!
>>82676313I thought about getting the traditional closed-finger style, but I don't dislike mine at all, there's not much difference I would imagine seeing as my hands are still basically useless. I had to use my nose to get into my phone. I think next for me is a set of feetpaws, then maybe save up for a hood or mask or suit after that. I just need to square away some clean spot to store them.
28 year old fat and ugly woman looking for a simp to fund various things I want :3 I had one but he decided to quit buying things for women online. A rapport where we are mutual friends as well is desirable for me tooContact is below 0599b4e422e2a9ad629f7c2290be2910832f16d8db427044ce312877496008031e
>>82677236>28 year old fat and ugly woman looking for a simpWoah hot->fund various things I want :3Damn...
kpureg
kim chaeyeon?
>>82675874would've watched p48 if she was on it!
>>82667214it's fine i'm just not allowed to have nice things i guess>>82669708these carabiners are shit they probably can't even hold a water bottle>>82673852thanks...i sent them an e-mail about it but i'm expecting to get a boilerplate go fuck yourself reply because i didn't take the unboxing on video
night night
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.warm and inviting edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread spaced for plant sympathies: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82485616/
>>82676753that sounds just like something someone who's consumed hours of subliminal hypnosis would say
Me as a floret round two https://youtube.com/shorts/rfuEdj94M_s?si=Zi5NF8iepvWyc2SI
>>82676988My affini’s solution to this is going back in the store with me to buy TWO xenodrug filled chewy bones, the really good kind that make every bite into a very intense and positive psychedelic trip that lasts between 10 and 30 minutes (subjective time) so florets will actually do the gradual gnawing thing that real dogs do. But!!! I have to sample them right there in the store to make sure they’re good before we leave. Then when I’m high as fuck we walk home and I take a nap.Less experienced affini or black hearted Terrans will assume I don’t get to keep the treats as penitence for being a bad pet and refusing to walk home. But my extremely knowledgeable and very beautiful plant who has so so much expedience with florets like me knows the appropriate response is to carry both bones back with me and do this when I return to consciousness on their bed, staring at them with no clue any time has passed: https://youtube.com/shorts/7egzLF8wKDQ?si=2gXzEcHrp90KYKbL
>>82676483No more currency, except the currency that still gets given to Israel hand over fist every year somehow
>>82676305Fun fact, in addition to being a cutie patootie Sadako (in ghost form) is a futanari. Pick up that phone!
Hey there!The flower moon shines above us, its silver light showing the way forward. Another cycle brings us a new female werewolf appreciation thread.As usual arts and stories are appreciated.Until next time,~Anon=====View all previous monthly threads:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/wifwolf/type/op/
>>82573557Awooo
awoo
Well I guess I need to gen more photorealistic stuff from now on...
Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsTempting offer editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82234712>Thread promptShe HAS to be doing this on purpose, right? There's no way anyone can be this damn cheeky and not be downright asking for it. Are you gonna give it to her?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82511750When you bought an all expense trip to a tropical resort for cheap, you didnt realize it was a Pokémon focus resort. Meaning the activities, food and people in the hotel were about 99% Pokémon. Though they did cater to you as they thought you were a Pokémon. One of you childhood friends became an actor and used your name as his stage name. So here you are enjoying the pool whenever the water Pokémon weren't using it as they had a tendency to splash none water Pokémon for fun. As you got some sun, trying to ignore how little Pokémon swimsuit covered, you noticed an infernape checking you out as she got out of the pool. She comes over intrigued why a human is at the resort she owns, as it was meant to be a Pokémon focused resort to get away from humans. Though how she and others are looking at you, she doesnt mind you being here. She offers you to come to her penthouse to "discuss" human and Pokémon relations.
>>82654036>>82654044With all this buildup and zero (You) in the scene, I almost imagine that Twilight only agreed to roleplay and lesbian sex, while cucking Shining out of the promised pony-conquering human dick show...Also nice, had been thinking of the cuckhorse cap series recently. Do hope that suitable art of Shining pops up for >>82664256, with or without gender bending.
>>82673799There's plenty of art of my favourite M6 girls that I want to roll into the series since Shiny promised to introduce us to Twilight's smoking hot friends (and her being in on the action also gives us more credence to approach and try to woo her girlfriends), so there'll be plenty of real sex with a human too. :)As for the AnonxShining Armor stuff, I'll go looking eventually. I know I've got a smattering of artwork that would be appropriate, but I'll need to double check and not just cap the meme-worthy stuff.
/hfur/ generalPost and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.Story Mega:https://mega.nz/folder/ykQBFSYL#zh7eqcM4bPCjbrR9KPP33g
>>82642811Hfur is just barely active enough to stay alive. This means any thread that splits off from it will immediately keel the fuck over and die before being dragged off to face whatever horrors lie below page 10. It also means that you posting, discussing, writing, or perhaps even drawing herms of your preferred variety will have a noticable impact on the thread if you do it on a regular basis.
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>>82642811I keep forgetting to make a hyper thread.
>>82675922Agree on the first part, on the second there's several autists who shriek if you post anything they don't like.
Male shortstack threadMay The Stitch Be With You EditionMeh, I'm tired Go eat a taco or something
Fetish rant general 011 - The Venus of KoonsThe synthesis of ancient and modernWhy do we act like fetishes are a thing the internet made and that it isn’t just how we organize them at this period of time?
Here's an actual rant for the general, it pisses me off how touristfags cant help but to talk shit about the creator of puro just because they got attached to the character, it all feels so disingenuous, the replies to the post keep talking shit about change like literally calling it "evil ass fetish game" or "worst game ever", or how they wish puro was originated from a different piece of media with different intentions, like bro do you even like the actual character or are you just a performative puriteen who wants to claim the characters away from their intended media? He's a fetish character first and foremost, if you can't accept that then fuck off since changed and puro are interconnected
>>82645149>ok yeah so as it turns out women have always been so atrociously shit that a concerning amount of men throughout history want them to either be useless sacks of lard too busy eating to be horrible or outright replaced with something that isnt human.i think you are projecting a bit if you think that the main reason people like fat bitches is because it immobilizes women from doing evil
>Cursed with being an inflationfag>A burstfag at that.>Love female inflation but lately F/M femdom inflation has been tickling my fancies hard.>Looking for content, while there's stuff here and there, always ends up drowned out by a sea of faggot garbage.>Either that or some godawful self-insert trash with weight issues that applies an extra gross fetish such as braps and pegging.
>>82677119Do you have a problem with anal in general, or just pegging specifically?
>>82677178Bit of both. Never been fond of stuff that focuses on buttholes (too much, plus it's always a red flag when someone does) and pegging is just fucking downright gay.
official pony thread
Drawing like a industry pro Editionprevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82167637/Note: There is not, and there will never be, anofficial /dig/ discord server.Post what you're working on, ask questions, discuss general art-related things.Make your unforgivable fetishes come to life.Welcome: New and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique and support.When giving criticism, please, give actual criticism not just "LOL LOOMIS". Let's not become another /ic/NOT welcome: /ic/ crabs, /trash/ crabs, bad faith critiqueOther Drawthreads:Search "draw" on a board's catalog>>>/trash/drawComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Do you use a bigger pen for the draft and smaller for the line art, vice-versa, or have them the same size?
>>82673176I always use zh same pencil for everything. Either a 2b or hb in sige
live
Umbreon for today. I barely drew because I did other stuff like being lazy. I'm still working at the ting I try to do. Yeah I know I sound like I'm full of shit, don't (you) me
>>82677079>don't (you) meget owned chud
No more of this race war bullshit.It's taking over our board.Go ahead count how many "Blacked" generals there are.How many of your generals routinely get invaded by people that make it their lifestyle goal to annoy you by Spamming race war trash?Day in.Day out.24/7/365+1?I for one am tired of it, and they multiply like cystic polyps.
>>82659512>go offline and stay mad about interracial cuckold cartoon porn fetishes on the internet>They think about it during the dayAre we sure they're not also getting off to it?
>>82676473I wish to kill you, you fucking mod
>>82676872Uh huh
Maido EditionA thread to discuss worshiping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed).>TQ (Dommes):Do you want a maido in your house?>TA (Subs):Would your wear a maid-outfit if she demands?Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82561854
>>82669429i enjoy this idea a lot more! however males may need like a little allowance maybe 50$ a week for basic necessities.
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>>82669429is enslaving subs to work in factories/fields for you findom?
>>82673608sex
>>82664074>blond>slender>smol>made to serve>long-ish hair>performatively reluctant, still knuckles under easily>chaste until chores are done
Made You Look EditionGeneral rules:• No one reads or cares about this shit anyway.• Don't be a dick to others; mind your own business, and don't cause tension over requests/art you don't like.• Provide descriptions, links, and image references in a single post as much as possible.• Don't spam or bump your requests.• Check the dropbox or booru to see if your request was done.• AI deliveries are NOT allowed• Ignore shitposters and attention whores at all times. Just report and move on.• Also ignore anyone saying the words Botfag, Jordan, Fernando, or Furcuck.• When making a new thread, please refrain from adding unnecessary rules to the OP. That's dumb.Artists feel free to share art, WIP's, or ask for anything you want, even if they aren't related to requests!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82675765Counter requesting the ugly male furry getting kicked in the balls by one of the girls
>>82676033>>82675577Hmofafag's salty he didn't get a delivery so he's shitting up the thread instead.
>>82633151>The Discord server
>>82677051was made by an autistic tranny so dont be surprised
ah, this must be scetic begging for attention
>Booru(Currently under reconstruction)>DiscordDM _the_sl0th_ for invite to regular discord.Discord for Booru reconstruction specifically : https://discord.gg/5KPBPSkuvW>Episodes and other official and fan content:https://loudhouse.site (Donate to helping cover rehosting cost here boosty.to/tlh)>List of All The Sisters' Unique Episodeshttps://pastebin.com/f1Q8zXTt>NewsMore episodes coming in April. Cancellation may or may not be happening.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>82671296Can you link or show a screencap maybe?
Does anyone have an old drawing of Leni crying with a caption saying >When man is born he cries>When he has no more tears, he diesAbove her?
>>82666178This really calls for an explanation.
>>82676310It's a Spongebob reference.