Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #414(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions)>Marital Bliss EditionThis thread is for furry JOI/JOE posts only, along with requests. Please take anime and other such JOI/JOE posts to the other thread: >>72460790Closed Boorus:https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list(Could always use some more tagging!)All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.Basic Captioner Resources:https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkLNewest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stablePrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72267569/#72267569MEGA:Comfy:https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfgTwocap:https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-QMouchi:https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwAmarettoScotch:https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQMilkMan:https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUAYojimbo:https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQHoss:https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgBaseddoggo:https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gKarmo:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rVHgESLo0Bct8CSa9gfdR0TGtLRZVy6Da LOT of melonart's art:https://mega.nz/folder/ZwtziKoS#aDf503BNCcD5RWAHQ3D2dA\
>>72523483Gay Fox Dad actually had twins from his sole straight experience back in college, but while he was "protecting his darling daughter's honor" by acting like a human cock guzzling fag to "distract you" from her, his son was off at collegeNow he's back home for a while, and decides he needs to be the protective older (by like a minute) brother and make sure you aren't doing anything untoward to his sisterYou gotta admit, between their fat fox asses you really don't have any energy to even think about Stacy anymore, not that you were trying to date her in the first place, but good luck telling these fags that when they can just pretend to "not hear you" and keep the humie cock on tapAi slop
lioness milfs seduce a tourist on safari
>>72523591Glad you appreciate the detail of it. It takes time, but I certainly feel it's worth it.
>>72523483You're a bigshot CEO of a multibillion conglomerate, and as such, you have corporate rivals who'd love if an "accident" were to happen to you, and have your corporation go under so theirs can rise in its place. That's why you employ the service of a bodyguard to watch your back 24/7, but not just any bodyguard. A bio engineered, vat grown, anthropomorphic canine, tailor made at your request to be your body guard.Powerful, imposing, yet obedient, she makes sure you're always safe no matter where you are, and where you go, following your every step like a shadow, ready to intervene at the first feeling of danger. She made the headlines all over the world the first time you went out with her guarding your back, a silent monolith of near unrestrained power, nicknamed by the media as The Hellhound.She's also a loving girlfriend, an exceptional cuddler, and the future mother of your child, but the media doesn't need to know that.
>>72523494Local farm girl and retard compete for the affection of a well endowed nerdy human they'll get into that loser's pants at all cost
>>72523494She doesn't want to battle, train, run, play, or even interact. All your Purugly does is eat, sleep, and laze around. One day while trying to whack it, she just walks into the room and just stares at you. At one point, if just for a second, you think you see a smirk. Fuck it, a cat's fine too and you get ready to slam your rod into her. One second, she doesn't seem to care about being impaled and the next second she meows more than you have ever heard her. Today will be the day you fuck the smug out of this cat.
>>72523494A married panda couple do their part in saving their species.
>>72523494You went out to get 2 Guardevoirs for the obviouse reasons. The good news is that they both have a naughty nature, but the bad news is that they were both male. Despite the setback, you still use them as intended. And now you get to see your agressive Guardevoir getting your twink Gallade ready for you
>>72523494Requesting a cap where you date a human woman and as you're having sex, find out literally as you penetrate her she's the head of your local mafia's daughter.You wind up on a date with the neighborhood humie gal. She ain't a bad pull being as loaded as her family is. Obviously she's kinda tall but what sorta chumps expect yous to be as tall as 'em? They don't bitch when the big bad horsey with a cock the size of a pool toy rips their daughter in half, why should they thinks a Raccoon isn't deserving of that humie womb? What they don't knows is you satisfy this broad better than any humie could dream of. Oh it feels nice, getting high class pussy. It feels real nice when she likes you back despite being a called a "trash panda" by da kids. It don't matter tonight tho, you got rich pussy around your pole. Oh those depths you could dip your cock into...they're somethin'. Wait a minute...that last name of hers. "Mcfalley..." whys that sound familiar?
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>>72523483Cream and all her friends know her mother, Vanilla, as this pure and kindhearted, loving parent, who wouldn't hurt a fly. They often forget that she IS a mother, and to be a mother a woman, no matter how pure, has to fuck, and yes, Vanilla fucks.When Cream is on her little adventures with her friends, sometimes Vanilla brings her own boyfriend over to have some fun, she's a grown woman after all, and has needs that her daughter and underage friends can't help her with, and that's where you comes in.
>>72523483Through trembling words and strongly beating heart, Blaziken confesses her feelings to her trainer, pouring her heart out to him.
>>72523483Your Deathclaw girlfriend comforts you after you spent a whole day dealing with shitty NCR beurocracy.
>>72523483You found wounded Delphox and her Braixen daughter in the remains of what looked like a ferocous battle, and caught and brought them both home in order to treat them. Ever since they recovered, they've been living with you, having liked being in the safety of your home, over the dangers of the wild. You thought taking care of them after their recovery would be easy, well, Braixen was, but her mom Delphox is a bit complicated. Despite her natural demure look, she has quite the dominating streak, and didn't beat around the bush claiming you as her mate after nursing them back to health, add the fact that she's taller and physicaly stronger than you are, whenever she wanted you, she just took you no questions asked.You think her daughter has even caught you two in the act once or twice, but despite your embarassment, you don't think her mother cared about being eavesdropped as long as Braixen doesn't try to claim you as well.
>>72523494Even though you have a girlfriend, your pokemon wont let you forget that they are your top priority. So this weekend will be them asserting thier ownership of you. Your girlfriend will be none the wiser as your left to your fate.Free to edit scenario
>>72523494A trainer ends up in a location with strong pokemon and ends up getting team wiped by a Lopunny. But in a last desperate act crazy enough to work, he pounces on the already weakend pokemon hoping to not get his own ass kicked. He is left exhausted, brused, but with a new ace.
>>72527070>the taxman came and fucked you>deathclaw gf comforts you by letting you fuck her
>>72523483Your Zoroark wife has a real embarrassing hobby- she likes to take you out and force you to keep cumming for everyone to see. And with a remote controlled dildo and a Zorua cub that *loves* to kick her daddy's prostate, today is going to be a rough one.
>>72524206>gayno way
>>72523494You weren't exactly one to go for the whole "oops, looks like I don't have enough money, is there any other way I can pay you?" shtick despite (or perhaps because of) how many times you get hit with it due to being a slightly taller than normal human man working in a majority anthro city, the money for those pizzas has to come from SOMEWHERE, and you'd rather it be from the customers who bought them rather than from your paycheckBut considering just how "excited" this alligator pocket prince seems to have gotten after he got a good look up at you, and actually seemed to be planning on PAYING you, you suppose you might just make an exception for himFor all their talk of being big strong dangerous animal people, you seem to get more muscular anthros making that particular "offer" than anyone else, you wonder why
>>72523483To get over your breakup with your girlfriend you go to a party, where you meet this Gengar gal. She's an absolute gremlin of a woman and a shameless flirt, but somehow she mellows out when you tell her you recently broke up. So the two of you start talking in a quiet corner, and she seems really into you. So are you going to feel sorry for yourself and tell her you don't want to use her as a rebound, or will take her home and use this 4'11" sexpot as your personal onahole, fucking her till she screams you name and beyond until you fucked the smug out of her, treat her to a nice breakfast in bed, then fuck her brains out again?
>>72523494Futavoir loves visiting the local gloryhole. It's the only way she can enjoy Human Cock without having to worry about maintaining her image as the Biggest Futa Bitch in town.
>>72523494You have caught the pokemon that have dominion over the very existance of the universe and what do you do? Have children with them of course. You have shown your battle prowes, strategic thinking, and they don't seem to oppose it. If only you knew what they were thinking as they ring you dry.
>>72523494Ever since the calamity and the fall of Hyrule, there has been no one to be able to enforce law and order. This gap has allowed many who live outside the few remaining settlements more freedom to do more easily what they would normally have a harder time doing. After a successful plunder, a wanderer takes the time to indulge in the warmth of one of his mares before getting to the next resting point. With the food that he can make, he'll make to that it will last him long enough till after he leaves the next stop.
>>72526843>>72527497+1
>>72523483Your new maid is very "enthusiastic" about working for you
zing!
>>72525614Feel like scenarios like this are way hotter if the protagonist didnt literally genetically engineer their perfect waifu for themselves to be badass but also super attracted to them. Instead if she has her own life, a story of falling in love with the protagonist and scenes showing their attraction that would be better even if you need more than one caption for some of that narrative.
>>72530522lol
>>72537840You're not describing a scenario; you're describing a novel. I'm a fan of long caps, but even a long cap is a very, very short story.
>>72537995Maybe rather than multiple caps those details are the background for a single cap that help imply things there isnt room for. Thats more inspiring tbqh. Of course everything needs to fit in about 500 words but richer characters make for easier writing from experience.
>>72523494Getting snowed in, Your polar bear adventuring companion made you dinner and a bath and you find her waiting for you in the main bedroom.Inviting you in and teasing you, you find out she wants to help keep you warm tonight and that she loves you and has huge weakness to human’s and has been thinking about all the things you’d do to her with your big human cock given even the slightest chance ever since she first saw you, hoping you’d go a little overboard and breed her.Deciding like hell you’re going to pass this up you soon have her in a mating-press with her worshipping you and begging you to fuck her stupid and paint her womb white and while playing with her fat milk filled tits you make sure everyone still outside can hear you both.After making her a drooling human-loving mess all over again, She lets you suck on her tits as you fall asleep telling you how much she loves you and that she’ll make you breakfast in bed and suck you off and give you a tit fuck at the same time in the morning.
>>72523483>I'm so proud to have made you so well endowedForget about professional grooming, your mom is a COMPETITIVE groomer!
>>72540400+1
>>72540400>dubsof course she is, how else could she get such wonderfully luscious hair and fur if she wasn't at least a little competitive about it?
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>>72525614+1
>>72523483Looks like a mutie wants in, some mirelurk broad wanting a ticket to easy street in the vualt, she even scavenged her own jumpsuit to fit in.Well, you're sure you could make some sort of deal with a lady like this to get in, oh for sure.So, being a responsible vault entrance guard, you use one of the good boy vouchers you got to allow her entry, get her a comfy, wide bedded room to sleep in, and welcome her to her new life in a proper society!And maybe go on cute dates and learn more about her and possibly fall in love but that comes... almost instantly as she is more than open to find someone to "give her hella hatchlings"wholesome crab sex with a cutie who is finally finding her stride/getting some luck in life.
Boop
Rise
>>72523483You knew what you were doing with her digivice and that cardHow could you possibly NOT know, considering you spent endless hours over weeks and weeks slaving over the nonsensical code of digimon and their strange, sourceless technologyYou've pushed humanity's understanding of our new partners from the digital world ahead years, maybe even decades all from this one project, not even speaking of all the prospects your discoveries may have for traditional computing and programing all over the worldBut you don't care about any of that, do you?No, you went through digital hell, clawing logic and reason out of something that may as well be magical, done permanent damage to your body and mind, all to make a single cardAll for some "renajuggs"I hope you're proud of yourself, anon
Go up thread
Dead thread
>>72523483Your job doesn't give you enough time to clean your house, so you hired one of those ponies who came from this place called Equestria through a portal that opened up in your world as a housemaid to keep it clean and tidy. You gave her instructions for her first day, and she honest to god hit you with a:>What do you mean I have to do housework?>Maids are for sex, aren't they?Did she think you hired her for sex? Should you just fuck her, then? Your house IS a mess... maybe if you tell her you'll fuck her if she perform her duties, then she'll get to work.
Do not
>>72523483Your girlfriend Pulchra has been travelling for awhile. She just got back from a big road trip and she is DESPERATE for you. You take her to bed, flip her on your front, play with her butt for a bit before you dick her down.
>>72523494Mature ex-pornstar is getting back in to the industry with the help of these two young cocks and the fat creampies churning in their balls. Bonus points for accidental impregnation
>>72523494>nerdy skunkette's livestream of herself reacting to her favorite movie is interrupted when horny tiger-skunk sneaks up and jumps her in front of the entire internet>both simultaneously climaxing to the sound of "The Touch" is optional, but would be much appreciated
>>72523483Your Blaziken has it and she knows it. Her favorite use of her assets is to use them to seduce you, knowing full well you can't resist. Sure you try and be the responsible trainer and teach her that she doesn't need to use her feminine wiles to get your approval, but she's going to continue to do it anway, she keeps calling you master (you told her she doesn't need to but she won't listen) and use her 10/10 body to entice you until you drag her to the bedroom, bend her over or put her feet behind her head crest thingy, then rail her until she moans, then screams, then is reduced to a babbling mess as you dump a fat load inside of her for the third time this week.
>>72542345Kek>>72545585+1 just for nonstandard species, plus the concept is cute overall.>>72547417Humongous digital-real hungomongokolongas... +1 for humor.
Arise
Anyone got any MLP cap? Either anthro or no is fine.
>>72523483Your bear friend be like:"Oh look, a nude beach. Who would have know?""Going back? No way, anon! Don't tell me you're prude.""See? I told you you have nothing to be ashamed of. Hmmm, damn, you really has nothing to be ashamed of.""Ops! Looks like someone got too excited. You can't show up like that on the beach. Let's jump behind bushes and I'll take care of you."
>>72561085+1
Pop
Slow thread
>>72560618There's a fair few, anything more specific you have in mind?
>>72566831woudn't it be funny and hot if she lost all bowel control during anal sex and had projectile chunky diarrhea spraying out of her anus completely covering you and her in cum-glazed fecal matter haha that would be hilarious
Fox passes out drunk and Krystal uses that to sneak off with her human boyfriend for some fun.
>>72568200I might like this joi but that face looks awful. I just can't.
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>>72523494Toriel is still "hip" and "with it," and she can prove it!She wears goth bootsShe skateboards in her spare timeShe can crush SEVERAL melons between her thighsAnd she regularly has unprotected vaginal sex with her human boyfriendAll common and favored pass-times of the youth of today, so lets get out there and "pwn" that "battlepass" in the big game fellow children!
>>72570330+1
Is anybody here?
>>72530522grim
>>72523483Lioness is banished from her tribe for choosing to love a human, Anon. Despite choosing to live together, she still wants to marry him, and sees her friends at the Zebra tribe if they could officiate their wedding. Due to odd internal laws, their tribe cannot officiate a wedding for anyone who does not have zebra stripes. But they didn't say the stripes couldn't be painted on.
>>72574465>Turning something that was almost certainly STRIPED raceplay shit into wholesome hmofa instead Based
>>72573958how
>>72523494You think this smug little shit is trying to tell you something... but what could it be?
>>72574952Is it really raceplay if both are african?I wouldn't call a kenyan marrying a nigerian interracial
>>72566831Caps featuring Anon somehow ending up in Equestria and getting together with somepony would be nice.
>>72577632Rarely do the caps mention how/why (You) got there, but I happen to have at least one.
>>72577430Wouldn't be if zebras didn't have cuck troons latch onto them as nigger stand-ins for cringe faggotryI've only really seen it be a problem in horse show art tho
>>72578241Nice! Thanks.
>>72577430>if both are AfricanI don't think anyone would disagree harder than Africans
>>72524206Would
>>72582606
>>72580220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVkaTXxEzs
>>72577430lollmao evenconfirmed for never having interacted with africans
>>72578316And the other one that mentions (You) being an outsider. From the same writer, as it happens.>>72578822kek
stopped using pornhub last november totally and have been busting to content from this thread dont know if its good thing or not, might be better for my brain functions as in reading and visualizing shit in my head
>>72585094you say that as if it's a bad thing
>>72577430Anon, actual Africans, the people that live on the continent not basketball Americans, hate other Africans almost as much as Balkans hate other Balkans Wakanda bring an ethnostate is probably the most true to life part of Black Panther
>>72586011A while back I saw some Twitter screenshots where they were having race wars with each other and they used their own edited chads and wojaks.
>>72586011Sure, but I wouldn't call a Russian marrying a Spaniard interracial either, since they're both white.
>>72586723>they're both whiteLet's not say anything we can't take back.
>>72574465>>72523483Alternate request with this image, of this being EXACTLY what it looks like, a lioness being anointed with stripes after being "conquered by big strong zigger cock away from lion boys and their barbed dicks" and joining the herdSuch is the way of the savannah, a way of ceaseless sexual competition and conflict between the numerous tribes that inhabit itBut, as you find yourself catching these three women all alone on your safari, you prepare to unleash humanity's true weapon in this sexual arms race, and what caused such a practice to long since die out in our own landsAnd that secret weapon is... "Literally any amount of aftercare and cuddling"These savages never stood a chance
>>72589506Ok
Are there any writers still here?
>>72592179I just ate lunch. It was great.
>>72589335She's sexy
>>72574465>>72574952>Fine, I'll do it myself.jpegHere's a preview that's not complete but gives you guys an idea of the sex scene, which is all you really care about. I don't feel like working on this anymore tonight but hopefully I'll finish it tomorrow and don't turn it into a novel.
Sigh...
>>72592179I am sick again and may not write much until I get better, but I continue to exist.
>>72597468There is absolutely nothing about posts like this that inspires me to write to post what I've written. Just drop an image and move on.
>>72599098I hope you feel better soon, anon
>>72531367Sounds interesting Seconding
>>72599098Get well soon
>>72600340>>72602336Thank you, I slept about twenty hours and I feel a lot better.
>>72609218As someone who loves big tiddies and dairy, this is about ideal for me.
>>72523483None of the rest of StarFox knows what Krystal does with her share of the pay from the various jobs the team goes on. She's not exactly the materialist type, and other than a small home she purchased with her first big payday, there isn't really any indication one way or another, so they just shrug their shoulders and get on with it So long as she's good in combat ops, it's not their business what she does with her cut of the blood money.Little do they know, almost every cent of that money goes to financing a trip to a lovely little human-run resort she was recommended to by other "ladies of discerning taste," or saved until she has enough to buy out the contract of her favorite employee, (you)And she has just the way to celebrate in mind on her next trip
>>72523483Requesting caption about two gardevoirs competing on who will have a shiny ralts firstWith the poor sucker trainer anon being the father of course
>>72611893b r e e d a b l e
>>72611893>overall probability of 8/65536 or 1/8192 in gen 3
>>72612859Lad, if you're in this thread and you don't have a breeding fetish, you're in the wrong thread.
>>72612859i like those odds g
>>72523494Ninetales uses hypnosis to seduce anon and cursed (bless) his entire lineage, their bloodline will be together for quite a long time
>>72616489>>72611893And yes i am the samefag,i havent posted these since august so give me a break
>>72616389Okay
10 away
>>72523516New thing, kinda cute, no sex.
The Seven Color Phoenix reveals herself *only* to a trainer with a pure heart, and catching just a glimpse of her treasure brings eternal happiness. She's brought people and pokemon back to life before, but now she'd like to create some new life with your help.And don't worry if the heat of her sacred fire is more than you can take, or if your stamina isn't up to the task, her golden feather will bring you back, no matter how hard she goes.
>>72620710Forgot to anchor, shit.>>72523483
>>72577430A West African is as genetically different to a Somalian as he is to a Anglo-Saxon
>>72621157Correct
Do not die
>normal joi thread dies>furry still up and gets constant deliverieszam
>>72611708+1
>>72623785Yeah
>thicc furry milf bitches getting knocked up by a human in a one night stand/other noncommittal sexual encounter before going on to have an incestuous relationship with the resulting human sonI appear to have developed a new fetish/autistic fixation
>>72623785>constant deliverieslollmao even
>>72620039I like it a lot.
>>72620039Cute! Maybe a bit much reliance on the reader-insert dialogue, leaving some gaps in that make more sense a couple lines later, but I still liked it.Why do heavily accented furs work so well? Is it that accents apply a similar exaggeration of character as animal appearance does? Is it just because I'm a weirdo xenophile? Is it because I've been replaying Saints Row and Hispanic hotties are on my mind? Truly a mystery...
>>72620039Spanish Tsundere, very cute
>>72524319>>72526843>>72526903>>72527070>>72527312>>72531367>>72538348+1
>>72545585>>72550157>>72552933>>72561085>>72574465>>72611708>>72611893>>72620710+1
>>72523483do whatever you like with this as the image
>>72523483Taomo(mmy)n shows that for all those punk little renabitches may be more popular on the internet, a REAL man deserves a REAL womanSure, she may not be as popular as they are, but between fake moaning into some camera while she rides a dildo for donations and and getting her brains fucked out by the real thing, she knows which one she'd rather have
>>72632063Really fun cap
Pap
>>72635627Indeed
>>72523494Your usually dommy Sangheili gf wants to challenge you to a sexfight, to switch things up from the usual 'sitting back and taking it' routine by having you actually try and turn the tables on her. Based on the obvious size and strength discrepancy, it should be an easy win for her, which makes things seem all the more awkward when she goes a little too easy on you and loses because of it.
>>72525950+1
>>72629115>>72627828>>72626960Thank you! I really appreciate you saying so.
>>72641069You're welcome!
>>72523494After getting back home from your date with your Glaceon who's been with you from the start of your journey to defeating the Elite Four, She shows off the surprise she has for you, teasing you for getting hard over the dress she was wearing and what she’s got on now.Confessing her feelings to you, It turns out she wants to spend the rest of the night finally getting turned into your loyal Pokeslut and bred instead of just being your starter, encouraging you to do whatever you want to her and cum inside her as much as you want.You spend the rest of the night giving her what she wants and making her fall for you again.
>>72632063So... is the Anon playing Mulan just a guy with bad dog ears headband over his head?Also Anon is see as one of the girls so... a reverse TRAP!
>>72643018Anon's the general's son who steps up to train all the anthro bitches who start drooling over him. He has to whip them into shape and the one anthro that isn't down bad for BHC comes to realize what a sensitive and intelligent (and smoking hot) guy he is by the time he's done training them.
Stay please
Where did everybody go?
>>72646057I'm at work... ;^;
>>72646057We went to the new thread.
>>72646057I'm making captions for the other thread.I'll understand if you take this as a betrayal.
>>72647349I was just curious
>>72646209Ok
>>72641069No prob
The power of love overcomes all!
>>72585606>He doesn't jack it to text only fanfictionBut you'll probably get there eventually, go visit the hmofa thread, they got links to cool stories
>>72661964Love me some panda girls.