Hallow Anon, sitz down und I will bring dir a Drink
I’m so goddamn tired of all the low-effort trash thats been plaguing this board for a better part of the decade.
Holy shit, this is a lot hotter than it should be.
>>41660495What are you looking for exactly Anon?
>>41660495nobody forces you to stay here
>>41660495There are plenty of generals.
>>41660484I read a headcanon somewhere, that was basically Applejack is German (or the pony equivalent of) I'd have to find it. It's one of my favorites.
>>41660484SEX with barmaidjack.
>>41660495And I'm so goddamn tired of seeing posts like this at the top of threads that are clearly meant to just be fun.Do you people just spend all your time looking for ways to be killjoys? A thread like this doesn't inconvenience you in almost any way. Why do you feel the need to get so pissy about it just to ruin everyone else's joy? Just fuck off.
>>41660560he has nothing else in his life
>>41660484Breast freckles.Breckles, if you would.
>>41660484Fuck I need to draw bavarian applejack as a pony>Verification not required.
How does it feel to be on the loser side of history, applejack?
>>41660598>applejack getting raped by commies
>>41660484It's funny how at least half of all human conflict would be solved instantaneously if the gender birth ratio was 75% or so female
>>41660605matriarchy would be better. females don't feel the constant need to flex
>>41660495make your own amazing and also original thread then nigger
>>41660605Wouldn’t females have to fiercely compete to get themself a man? You might even get raped and claimed just trying to walk down the street
>>41660623on no how terrible
>>41660611yeah, that's why every matriarchy throughout history was full of people getting poisoned or stabbed for the most mundane shit
>>41660611>anon never spoke with a woman
>>41660598Never happened in their version of the world.
>>41660611About that, anon. Here's a paper by the university of Chicago that did a study on female rulers and their propensity of waging war.https://bfi.uchicago.edu/wp-content/uploads/BFI_WP_2019120.pdf>Do states experience more peace under female leadership? We examine this question in the context of Europe over the 15th-20th centuries.>We find that polities led by queens participated in war more than polities led by kings.>Using the first born male and sister instruments, we find that polities ruled by queens were 39 percentage points more likely to engage in a war in a given year, compared to polities ruled by kings
>>41660747Too big
>>41660799>>41660750>>41660776i was commenting on a hypothetical world with that anon's birth ratio
>>41660495fpbp, the browns only want to make the board browner.
>>41660747i can't believe it's not sundown
>>41660495
>>41660484Does that mean Aryanne Hoofler is a southern family gal in this alternate univers?
>>41660611It really shows that you've never literally spoken to a woman before.
>>41660495This. Fuck off with your one-line barbie trash
>>41662012so what happened to your bot?
>>41660484Ein Bier, bitte!
>>41660611absolute retard got bodied by everyone lmao
>>41660611You don't seem to know what a man is
>>41662181no. everyone is just illiterate
>>41661844I want a special featuring the political compass ponies having their cutie marks switched.I also now need aryanne singing "What my Cutie Mark is Telling me" what do you think Aryanne sounds like?
>>41660750>>41660776>>41660799>>41661992>>41662181>>41662214Can you blame him?When a generation grows up it's not only the stuff we're taught that makes us become who we are right now but also the stuff we aren't shown. How many of you heard about a real historical matriarchal society in school? Believe it or not many xoomers are still afraid to use 4chan.
>>41663302I went to school in America. I was barely taught our own history.
I think a mare-triarchy is a great idea. I want mares plopping their sweaty horse asses on my face.
>>41663348Mare-iachi war band.
>>41663302>How many of you heard about a real historical matriarchal society in school?That's like asking how many people heard of purple elephantsAFAIK the only example of a matriarchal society is some isolated island tribe
>>41660484This is by far the best foreign version of any song in the series. I’m not even a quarter German but somehow a song in that language about love for one’s family just feels special. I love the part where granny says she just wants to be around other Apples. I think I’ve actually listened to this one even more than the English one.https://youtu.be/zSdRSRiPYlM?feature=shared
>>41663440Not bad. This begs the question: do other languages have rural dialects which aren't automatically bumpkin?
>>41663440Hey you weren't wrong, this is a banger
