Hallow Anon, sitz down und I will bring dir a Drink
I’m so goddamn tired of all the low-effort trash thats been plaguing this board for a better part of the decade.
Holy shit, this is a lot hotter than it should be.
>>41660495What are you looking for exactly Anon?
>>41660495nobody forces you to stay here
>>41660495There are plenty of generals.
>>41660484I read a headcanon somewhere, that was basically Applejack is German (or the pony equivalent of) I'd have to find it. It's one of my favorites.
>>41660484SEX with barmaidjack.
>>41660495And I'm so goddamn tired of seeing posts like this at the top of threads that are clearly meant to just be fun.Do you people just spend all your time looking for ways to be killjoys? A thread like this doesn't inconvenience you in almost any way. Why do you feel the need to get so pissy about it just to ruin everyone else's joy? Just fuck off.
>>41660560he has nothing else in his life
>>41660484Breast freckles.Breckles, if you would.
>>41660484Fuck I need to draw bavarian applejack as a pony>Verification not required.
How does it feel to be on the loser side of history, applejack?
>>41660598>applejack getting raped by commies
>>41660484It's funny how at least half of all human conflict would be solved instantaneously if the gender birth ratio was 75% or so female
>>41660605matriarchy would be better. females don't feel the constant need to flex
>>41660495make your own amazing and also original thread then nigger
>>41660605Wouldn’t females have to fiercely compete to get themself a man? You might even get raped and claimed just trying to walk down the street
>>41660623on no how terrible
>>41660611yeah, that's why every matriarchy throughout history was full of people getting poisoned or stabbed for the most mundane shit
>>41660611>anon never spoke with a woman
>>41660598Never happened in their version of the world.
>>41660611About that, anon. Here's a paper by the university of Chicago that did a study on female rulers and their propensity of waging war.https://bfi.uchicago.edu/wp-content/uploads/BFI_WP_2019120.pdf>Do states experience more peace under female leadership? We examine this question in the context of Europe over the 15th-20th centuries.>We find that polities led by queens participated in war more than polities led by kings.>Using the first born male and sister instruments, we find that polities ruled by queens were 39 percentage points more likely to engage in a war in a given year, compared to polities ruled by kings
>>41660747Too big
>>41660799>>41660750>>41660776i was commenting on a hypothetical world with that anon's birth ratio
>>41660495fpbp, the browns only want to make the board browner.
>>41660747i can't believe it's not sundown
>>41660495
>>41660484Does that mean Aryanne Hoofler is a southern family gal in this alternate univers?
>>41660611It really shows that you've never literally spoken to a woman before.
>>41660495This. Fuck off with your one-line barbie trash
>>41662012so what happened to your bot?
>>41660484Ein Bier, bitte!
>>41660611absolute retard got bodied by everyone lmao
>>41660611You don't seem to know what a man is
>>41662181no. everyone is just illiterate
>>41661844I want a special featuring the political compass ponies having their cutie marks switched.I also now need aryanne singing "What my Cutie Mark is Telling me" what do you think Aryanne sounds like?
>>41660750>>41660776>>41660799>>41661992>>41662181>>41662214Can you blame him?When a generation grows up it's not only the stuff we're taught that makes us become who we are right now but also the stuff we aren't shown. How many of you heard about a real historical matriarchal society in school? Believe it or not many xoomers are still afraid to use 4chan.
>>41663302I went to school in America. I was barely taught our own history.
I think a mare-triarchy is a great idea. I want mares plopping their sweaty horse asses on my face.
>>41663348Mare-iachi war band.
>>41663302>How many of you heard about a real historical matriarchal society in school?That's like asking how many people heard of purple elephantsAFAIK the only example of a matriarchal society is some isolated island tribe
>>41660484This is by far the best foreign version of any song in the series. I’m not even a quarter German but somehow a song in that language about love for one’s family just feels special. I love the part where granny says she just wants to be around other Apples. I think I’ve actually listened to this one even more than the English one.https://youtu.be/zSdRSRiPYlM?feature=shared
>>41663440Not bad. This begs the question: do other languages have rural dialects which aren't automatically bumpkin?
>>41663440Hey you weren't wrong, this is a banger
>>41663440It's alright
>>41660484sexy sloppa
>>41663839Maybe British?
>>41665337I'm talking other languages. American English has the Southern dialect range which can be perceived in a range from comely and friendly to country bumpkin and hillbilly depending on the hearer's disposition towards rural life.
>>41666831oh god... vaginabones...
>>41660598Communists are a codified ideology based around “narcissist controller” and “flying-monkey enabler” personalities. Ponies, being not terrible like humans, wouldn’t fall prey to such nonsense.
>>41666014>>41666831cute
>>41668124Gimme more AppleSEX. SEXOOOOO
>>41668124perfect
>>41668124Ready to serve her master all night long
Now, I like drindles as much as any healthy male does......but I don't see how AJ is german-coded, at all.
>>41669142Big-tittied blonde deutsche Fräuleins make my peepee the big and hard. MEIN GOTT!!!!
>>41669142Blonde and green eyes is code for Slavic but I think we're going for the wörk wörk wörk of the settlers.
>>41669142Blond hair? Hard worker? Farmer?
>"komm to ze fieldz, Anon. wir haben some apfels to harvezt"
>>41660484Having a german girlfriend would be the best
>>41672392idk, anonhearing her moan "OH! JA! JA! GUT!" during sex would make me laugh
>>41672432Unironically unf
I want German Applejack to paddle me at Hofbrauhaus.
>>41672432Nice
>>41671666she's convincing me to love her
>>41672392That's the whole allure behind Photo Finish
>>41674798Very pretty. How long does it take?
>>41661586I can't believe this is also a DB tag
>>41674855to marry her?i'd say that after 3 months of loving and pampering, she's all yours
>>41674798CUTE
>>41670905hehe wurst in meiner hand
imagine the tibia
>>41677327>>41676719Nice legs
>>41676719Wew, she's stacked
>>41661586It isn't?
>>41679247Nah Sundown has a very specific kind of artstyle even outside of his proportions, this one was made by Chigusa
>>41676719Barbie proportions
>>41677327lovely
>>41679247No. It looks fatty like his art, but it's just another shit artist
Hallo Anon, warum kommst du nicht vorbei und genießt ein Essen mit mir?
>>41681637Is that from Rammstein?
>>41660611Ever deal with a female cop?
>>41681630god she's so pretty
>>41681956Yes, german is the fictional language that Rammstein uses in their lyrics
>>41682442True!
>>41681637>>41681630QT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0KnVW9lQXk
>>41683579kek
>>41665430Bavarian is a German dialect that is mostly associated with just being from the south. Though rural people speak it much stronger
>>41665430>>41663839Poland has Silesian dialect. it's a bit funky but doesn't feel rural, not it is rural as Silesia is heavily industrialized
>>41684374booba
>>41684442Silesian AJ? Could be interesting.I'm thinking about something else. Not a real dialect, but many elder Poles living in the countryside tend to speak in a specific way. I always missed that about Polish AJ - she sounds way to "normal".Real Silesian is hard to understand for someone who's not familiar with it, but the "Kargul and Pawlak" way of speaking would fit the whole Apple family really well in my opinion.I'd totally like to hear a Silesian version of MLP though.
>>41684430I see
>>41684430>>41684886The original post used some Bavarian isms
fest bayericsh frau
>>41687244CUTE
>>41660495>>41662012>>41661167
>>41687244A true valkyrie
>>41686553How?
>>41687244She's not the first Southern German who got into fitness
>>41689952He's Austrian tho
>>41690190yeah, this
>>41690190That's exactly what he said. Southern German.
>>41690190Bavarians and Austrians should really be in their own country. They're more alike than the rest of the Germans.
>>41662341>no. everyone is just illiterateAnon said while holding back tears
>>41660484
>>41691716>not even an hour agowew>almost a full hour of mod incompetenceWEW
>>41691189Nah don't plague Bavarians with the suffering of having to deal with austrians
>>41692315why are Austrians so annoying?
>>41660495i will see you here tomorrow
>>41692315They're both catholic, share history and have similar cultures, I have always been of the opinion that there should have been a unified southern german counrty
>>41693610>They're both catholic, share history and have similar culturesYeah but bavarians made Oktoberfest while austrians are just the retarded version of Switzerland
>>41684374Green eyes
>>41693966Without redskins ie Hungarians they never would've made it.
I never knew I needed this
>>41660747Evil even
>>41696827Relax.
>>41696827>>41697258chilling
>>41697642Bing
>>41697258cute
>>41694988F
>>41699341Is this actually legit? Damn those are some nice thighs
>>41699505For the 69420th time yes. This is a legitimate screencap from a short.
>>41660484Sorry, going to have to pass, Bavarian Applejack. I'm going on a pub crawl with French Fluttershy and Italian Pinkie Pie later and I'm the designated driver. You can join if you'd like, but I'm pretty sure they have plans to double-team my nut sack at some point during the evening so be prepared for that.
>>41699757>Italian Pinkie PieOh no
>>41700329>Italian pinkie pieOh yes!
>>41699757What would Rarity and Twilight be?
>>41660484>will>not villTell me, does Washington truly expect me to buy such a cover story?A young and beautiful "German" beermaid so intently interested in me of all people?One unable to pull off the most basic of accents?You have a good deal of "enhanced interrogation" to look forward to, frauline.My guards will escort you to the car.
>>41700768Don't forget Rainbow Dash
>>41700768Rarity would be English obviously.
>>41700768Rarity is englishTwilight is a swedeRainbow Dash is spanish
>>41700787BDSM gestapo AJ green??
>>41700787Teach that ami spion a lesson with SEX.
>>41701749She'd be a filthy eastender who pretends she's a well to do lady
>>41701811>RBD calling you pendejoUNF
>>41700787Hallo Änon, sitz hier und ich vill bringe dir a Trinkis that better?
>>41702696Nah, 100% norfwoman that pretends to be londoner
>>41703235Oh, I think I'm in love.
>>41703235Lovely image
>>41703235BASED
>>41703455Horrible. I can't even imagine the type of person to do something like that
Awake
>>41705659AJ would wear frilly pink panties
>>41706248>>41705659She absolutely would and that's cute as hell, I love my hard working girls with a girly side.
AJ doesn't believe in underwear.
>>41706248Courtesy of Rarity.
>>41706340She's such a good friend, do you think the frills were her idea?
>>41705659Nice
>>41706808Probably
