Previous thread: >>41665076Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>41765381Kinderquestria is the most holiday AU since they have no concept of lewd and only wear socks to increase cheer.
>>41765393plus it keeps their hoofsies and legs warm from the snow
I'm honestly beginning to think the 'ponies are for hug not fug' crowd was on to something. horse pussy is still hot as hell but there's a different kind of joy to be found in innocence.
>>41765398So you finally admit it. I am glad you understand, my dear Anon. Let us enjoy the huggs and bellyrubbing together!
>>41765418I still like hug and fug though, the romance of both is great. As it stand I'm kinda getting tired of the porn, this board's fetishes, and it's constant state of hornyness.
>>41765398>>41765418one can easily enjoy both aspects of without being a terminal coomer or a puritan. I lean more sfw myself my sfw folder has 38,403 images compared to my nsfw folder at a measly 1,182 images. sfw images roughly out number my coom by 32.4 to 1.
>>41765462*aspects of pony
>>41765462I think that's a fair point. I don't think having sexual thoughts of ponies or people is bad, it just feels like people don't really treat people as people but as objects. Not just sexual objects mind you, but bosses treat their workers as objects of labor, comapnies see customers as objects of capital, stuff like that. It is just so impersonal and sad even. That is why I like MLP, and why I hate the real world.
>>41765487fair enough have this trixie I drew.
>>41765451I feel the same, Anon.
>>41765495>>41765779I love these. Thank you anons!
>>41765919Sure thing brother, same anon btw.
>>41766439
>8Don't let it die again y'all
>>41767021kek
>>41765393All there is, is pats and cuddles in front of the fire place with some bikkies (cookies)
lift poner
Thank Christ I woke up
>SCP-37>Containment Class: Keter>Destruction Risk: High but indirect>Disruption Risk: Extreme>Special Containment Procedures:>SCP-37 is presently uncontainable. A public information campaign instructing ponies to not leave snacks sitting out is to be carried out.>Description:>SCP-37 is a phenomenon occurring in the middle of winter. It is assumed to be a creature by its behavior patterns, but assets have not yet been able to obtain visual confirmation.>SCP-37 will break into ponies' homes in the dead of night, steal any milk and cookies left lying around, and leave only crummy off-brand toys or coal in exchange.>I want my cookies back those were gourmet straight from the tree elves fudge ripples AAAAAAA
>>41769684mlem
>It's getting dark.>I'm on my last box of crayons. >I haven't eaten since brunch.>If I don't make it back tell anon I like liked him.
merry christmas kinderpone thread, I wub you guys
>>41770055Cutie Mark Crusaders: Make Rarity Rescue Trixie! YAY!
>>41770735based
pre bed boop
Remember: no dinner til you finish your desert
>>41771412gotta sneak in the veggies inside the cakes
>>41772720Ok. Can you do rose-gold? Like actual shiny metallic gold?
>>41768683It would be funnier if Kinderequestrian ponies felt guilty during Christmas morning because this unknow entity gives them nice, useful and hi quality presents in exchange for some cookies and milk, which is a clearly unfair exchange for it.Imagine half of Kinderequestrian schoars trying to locate this gift giving entity only to apologize for taking advantage for it's kindness and ganerosity, while the other half tries to create the ultimate recipe for the perfect holiday cookies so the exchange could be more fair for the present giver.>Every holiday season, colts and fillies must face the terrible dilemma of having to chose between being nice (and thus, taking advantage of this generous present giver) or being naughty (and thus, being ignored by the present giver, at the cost of being bad kids.)
>>41773070This is what most households do, yes. The KinderSCP Foundation is prone to infighting and primadonnas being silly.
>>41773852This pony is so soft and smooth but I can't reach her to pet her
>SCP-005>Containment Class: Safe>Destruction Risk: Stained Rarity's hat when spilled, causing a Level 5 Darling Event>Disruption Risk: Extreme hi-jinks>Special Containment Procedures:>As SCP-063 is somehow able to produce additional instances, permanent containment of SCP-005 is implausible without hindering current cross-containment experiments.>SCP-063 is to be allowed to maintain a small cache of SCP-005. Beyond a reasonable limit, all instances of SCP-005 are to be taken and thrown in the Big Hole.>Testfriends keep drinking SCP-005 before it gets to the Big Hole, so somepony find a pony who actually follows orders please>Description:>SCP-005 is a mind-altering substance which SCP-063 displays both an extreme desire for, and an anomalous ability to produce.>In its purest form, SCP-005 is flammable enough to require a full evacuation of surrounding townships. Despite this, SCP-063 displays no fear of it and uses multiple real wood-burning fires while producing it.>When diluted into grass-flavored sodas and refined grape juices, the intensely poison flavor of SCP-005 is detected only as a faint aftertaste. Likewise, its mind-altering properties are vastly reduces, though nowhere near safe for pony consumption.>Said mind-altering properties involve a pony's internal harmony being heavily weighted towards laughter, legs becoming wobbly and prone to comedy, and an intense urge to swerve into other traffic when pulling a cart.>Despite repeated warnings from Foundation ponysonnel, testfriends continue to ingest its diluted forms and engage in games of Lampshade On Head and Write Letters To Your Crush.>Speculation:>Pure SCP-005 smells suspiciously like nurse-grade cleaning agent. Could SCP-005 be an anomalous variant that cleans the boredom and inhibitions out of a pony's brain? More testing is required.
>>41773888check'd nice digits>>41774332anon's pretty fucking ballsy for distilling on an open flame he better be good at spotting leaks cause alcohol fumes burn nearly colorless and quite dim. it would be insanely fun to drink with a kinderpony though. personally I'd stick to making country wines cause its easier and you wouldn't risk burning half of equestria to the ground and they can be plenty strong as is or with well planned sugar additions throughout fermentation. also I head canon that their nurse grade shit would be drinkable in the same vein as everclear, it would get you insanely shit faced and would taste like the devils taint sweat, ask me how i know but I doubt they would have any real need to put adulterants in it just from the taste alone.
>>41774431Would you believe I don't know jack shit about distilling beyond you cook the mash at some point?Also how do you know?
>>41774521I used to drink everclear straight
>>41775298You must pet twins equally, lest the jealousy create Drama
>>41775326imagine all the kinder family bloodfeuds you could create
>>41776495Something something fashion something something all the Canterlot nobles are hiring scarf servants
>>41776924kek based
>>41778399It came with her happy meal
>>41778832good god that's so fucking cursed, the fuck were the mcdicks execs thinking?
>>41779569You're a pre-dater? What would that even mean?
>>41780118it means he snuggles them before the first date, the filthy cuddle slut.
>>41765393Because ponies have backwards sense of lewd, as long as you aren't hoof holding or snoot booping, you can feel them up all you want and they just think your friendly.I want to grope mare rumps and tummies and have them thank me for the pets.
>>41780140>>41780253Sirs, this is a town hall
>>41781022I like to imagine this is painted on the roof of the Horsetine Chapel
Pre bed boop
>going through desu archive to look at the older threads for shits and giggles>realize I have been OP'ing the thread for at least 4 years now>mfwI have no intention of ever stopping, as long as the board lives and I do not die prematurely I will continue to OP this thread. Here's hopefully to at least 4 more years!
>>41782188Hear hear! Long live the Woona Flaggot!
Boop
https://ponepaste.org/10625 (new thing for the list)>2 Hours Later>You're full of the most disgustingly adequate and mediocre ravioli you've ever had>The first bites weren't so bad, but as you ate more it caused your Bitalian blood to boil>It was as if a thousand generations of nonnas were staring disapprovingly at you, rolling pins in their mouths>This might be the biggest dishonor in your career, and that's counting that time you had to falsify a report card on behalf of a not-to-be-named-even-in-private asset>No going back now. Not to the days when you'd only known good pasta, and certainly not to Bitaly.>Never again can you gaze upon the Leaning Tower of Pizza, even on a vacation.>Scum like you DESERVES canned pasta->"HEY! ZIPP!">You fall over backwards and scoot away, barely managing to not fire in Silver Spoon's direction."GAH! WHAT!? DON'T DO THAT!">"You were zoned out- wasn't sure if this place was getting to you again.">Right. You're comrades, no need to-"Again? How did you know?">"You TOLD me? It's been like 2 hours! We went all over this store grabbing gear!">That kind of sounds right, but you might've taken too long in saying so because->"Oh no, you're even worse than we thought!">Oh. Right. Yeah she might be right.>Don't stay silent- she's worried enough as is."Fighting a lot always gets to you- what's making it 10 times worse is my electro-sense getting overloaded. Staying up for 2 or 3 days straight didn't help, either.">The bespectacled filly gives you a questioning look"You didn't hear the thunder last night? Right before some of the street lights came on?">>>"Silver Spoon?">The quizzical countenance changes to a level 4 scrunch"Silver Spoon, what did you do?">"I thought it would send me home! The buttons kept referring to a sun!"
>>41784281cute silver spoon. got this same pic saved too
pink slut horse expands dong
>>41784527that pillow almost looks like crotch sniffing which is severely underrated.
>>41784527Think you got the wrong thread, friend
>>41784561>>41784585Candy is an extremely lewd kinderpone.She's the one that processes the adulting paperwork for the past few years.
>>41784585kinda right i was hammered as fuck
>>41785128>Be Twilight>Be walking into your BBBFF's room>Be blinded with the horror of what you just saw>Calculators, receipts, BALL-POINT PENS>Run out of the room, as fast as you can"MOOOOOOOOOM! CADANCE AND SHINING ARE DOING TAXES!">"NO! I PROMISE WE WERE JUST HAVING SEX!"
Seems like she got into the mangos again
>>41786171What? Is there deep lore on mangoes I'm unaware of?
>>41786207Slang for manga
>>41787160The cinnamon roll
>>41785249As is expected of anons
>>41787601
>>41787880I wonder if ponies sell feedbags as street food
>>41787976it would be very cute
>>41788002UUUU
>>41789073Anywhere? I can flick your horn?
>>41789350Lewd!
lots of shitposting going on tonight on the board
>>41790877Outplayed by a rarara>>41791034The curve of that rump can only exist in a divinely-ordered world
>>41791231based horny poster, am hammered as fuck would pet vigorously
>page 4
>>41791347>pAGE 5
why are these horses so silly
>>41791585KEK sorry I was hammered and I had a little PTSD from the last thread dying while I was sleeping>>41792543Being a silly filly is very easy when you are a little hoers
town safety is important. anon often takes on a deputy as he patrols, making sure no ponies are in danger of a booboo.
>>41793655shit thats cute as fuck nice work brother
>>41793655Derpy is an excellent choice, she's strong enough to tear down blanket forts and airlift the ouchie'd
>>41796280Butters a cute
>>41795906>Picture taken seconds before [REDACTED]
>>41796501It's too lewd for the little poners
>>41796501>Twilight knew Derpy was into weird bed stuff>But she never guessed she'd go so far as to eat baked goods in bed>She was falling in love
pre bed boopa
>>41793655Anon and Derpy are the glue that keep Ponyville together, and it's community safe. BASED.>>41797816Poneloaf spotted.
bumping for cute kinderpones
>>41797988Gaw damn she thicc
>>41797988>>41798596packin the whole gat dang bakery
>>41798939a breakfast date with twilight
>>41791347>>41792667>>page 4i chuckled and coughed
>>41799023kek glorious
>>41798939Twilight is a real innovator
>>41799185>And that's how and why every pony is now wearing donuts on their heads>Pinkie pie says beaming up at you with a giant smile donut on head>You aren't sure what to say or how to react but one things for sure"Fluffing ponies man..."
>>41799900>It worked out great until one fateful day, in Rarity's house>"Wait a moment.... MY HEAD IS STICKY! THIS IS THE WORST. THING. EVER.">Cue the entire town panicking>Anon and Derpy would once again be needed to save Ponyville from minor inconvenience
>>41798596>>41798614It was unintentional, I swear! Twi may have a bit of a dump truck, true, but this will not deter her from loafing.>>41799023GIWTWM, I love pancakes. Beautiful draw, fren.
>>41799994>Anon gives ponies baths while Derpy simply licks the icing off them>Derpy gets a bath too
>>41800020You that posey poster in /bale/?
>>41800159Yes, Lunafren. That is me. I've been recently getting back into drawing again, especially ponies, and /bale/ has been where I've posted the majority of my doodles thus far. I've had to work up the courage to post them for a while, 'cause I'm very self conscious about my stuff. Also, you might not remember me but I was in this kinder gen a couple years back, posting some of my first pony doodles. You called me Swibblefren then because I had the Sweetie flag on. Sorry for yapping so much, here's a Twi.
>>41800276YOOO based! Good shit for taking the plunge and deciding to get into art fagging and also decided to post your shit. I get where you are coming from, I had some similar feelings when I first started as well. I wish you the best of luck on your art adventure brother! Qt twiggles I'll have to keep a mental note on you for when I spot your art in the wild.
>>41800413Thanks, fren! You're an inspiration to me, to both post and improve in my pony doodles, so I'm really glad you enjoy my Twiggles. I'll be sure to continue posting around the board, but I'd like to make more stuff for Kinder if possible. This is actually my all time favorite general, so maybe I could bump it with some doodles every now and again. I just hate seeing this absolute gem of a thread slide off the board on busy days. So truly, I must thank both (You), Diamond Tiara writefren, any other artfrens, as well as every Anon that keeps this wonderful thread afloat. Thank you!
>>41800565utterly based
>SCP-74>Containment Class: Only if it's been bad>Destruction Risk: Only if it didn't pay attention during orientation>Disruption Risk: Negative a million percent>Special Containment Procedures>SCP-74 is to be provided with all necessary Foundation assets to perform its duties.>All SCP-74s are to be given seven union-mandated snack breaks, access to naptime facilities, and turnip options (pending exemplary service).>Description:>SCP-74 refers to any testfriend. That includes you! (We love you!)>Sorry about this, but if you're crazy enough to work here, you're technically an anomaly.
>>41801579Rares
>>41803087qtqtqtqt
>>41803119Thanks, fren! Derpy a cute fo sho.
>>41793655>>41794029>Interestingly, Derpy's eyes make her perfect for Neighborhood Watch.>Thanks to the magic of Pony Land (or "Equestria" as Twilight and a nervous Celestia insist), Derpy's eyes work independently of each other just fine. She only crashes as a mail pony because it can be hard to focus on two places at once while flying around at quick speeds.>But focusing while just idly sitting on her new friend Anon's back?>Absolutely doable.>It doesn't hurt that Anon was so tall compared to other ponies, he could spot a bully or snack thief before they could cause much trouble and she could see if anypony was running off behind him!>It was honestly a wonderful combo and Derpy's just so glad for the company.
>>41803604>Independent eyesGive her an eyepatch!
animu spoon
boomp
>>41805486cute celly brother
>"Let the festivities commence, my dear Anonymous! This party should be our best yet!">Be Anon.>Be sitting down at a small kids foldout table, in the middle of the castle cafeteria, about to have a "party" with Celestia again.>You too get together around twice a week or so for these little parties of hers. Maybe more if she sends the guards to get you.>They're pretty fun parties, though. >Cake, soda, and sometimes you even watch movies. Can't really complain, it's kinda nice.>Though, she's been getting just a little.. well, possessive.>You haven't left the castle in four days.>But anyway, back to the present, and it looks like she's coming to sit down with you. >Smiling, carrying with her some snacks and drawing supplies.>You can probably stay another night, right?>>41805884Thanks, fren. She's been on my mind lately, don't know why.I spent the majority of yesterday drawing her.
>>41806818cutie patootie celestia is best celestia, i love it
>>41806818If Celestia won't let Anon leave her side, he'll just have to tie her to a backpack frame and carry her out
>"A-Anon!? It's not what it looks like! I-I was just seeing if it they remembered the cream filling! >"A-And they did! Yippee!.."..?>*phew*>>41806913Same! I imagine Kinder Tia is just like that, but all the time. I love my cute jobber pwincess.>>41807044Simply devilish, Anon. Great idea, too!
>>41807071Wow, Celestia really loves having that creampie inside her
>>41806818>>41807071qts
>>41807451Agreed. It must be quite filling!>>41807453Tia doodle production will increase until morale improves.
>>41807492god tier draw fag i fucking love you dude
>"Sister, what art thou doing?..">...>>41807543Thank you, fren! I'm really glad you like my drawings. I've been having a lot of fun with them recently.
>Sweetie Belle drinks coffee late one night (extremely illegal)>She stays up all night, earning her the admiration and wrath of the gods themselves>The taste of Night Water would permanently fortify her mind, making her able to understand the inherent flaws in Celestia's government>Late night TV was full of jokes she didn't understand (just need more night water)>It never occurred to her, just why coffee was strictly controlled>Until she heard it>The thumping and squishing coming from her parents' room>She remembers opening the door, but after that?>It's daytime now. A bunch of ponies in black suits are yelling at her.>They dump her in front of Carousel Boutique, where all her stuff is packed up. "Parents' house was taken over by rabid hoofball fans" they said.>Rarity is crying on her pocket chaise, risking a flood.>At least ONE thing is normal around here.
>>41810244She could definitely wave you down from a mile away
>>41810535Hmm, I suppose she could.
>>41810699KEK cute!
>>41810714Thanks, Lunafren! Twi sure is a silly billy.
>>41810244>>41810699>>41810990Many keks have been had
>>41810990F rest in pasta trixie
>>41810990nice work, zoomer-sama
>>41811015I'm glad you liked them, fren.>>41811122Fear not! Trixie is only suffering with a great and powerful concussion. >>41811189Thanks fr fr, you know I gotta stay bussin on my grindset.
>>41811248if she keeps eating like that she'll have a parumpi tier ass in no time.
>>41811248Ho-hos Bizarre Adventure?
>Kono Tia da!>>41811363That would certainly be something, huh.. But it's under control, I assure you. It's definitely just water weight.>>41811391Eyup. That's some smart wordplay, I didn't even think of that!
>>41812785"Have you ever seen a cragodile? Disgusting creatures.""Goodbye.""FLYYYYYYYYYYIN IN THE SKY! RAINBOW DASH FLIES SOOOOO HIIIIIIGH! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYIN!""Have you ever been to Flim/Flam's discount spells?""I shudder at the thought of buying a DISCOUNT spell.""Take care.""Hello."
>>41814679this made my inner /k/ommando sperg out a little. a lever gat even chambered in a pistol cartridge with a barrel that long would rape the shit out of a cast iron skillet without a second thought. still gave me a bit of a giggle though. don't really like redd the bats style
>>41814100KEK
>>41815649she looks like she needs pets
>>41815649>>41815855The petting shall commence; and it shall not cease until all parties are satisfied.
>>41816349oh no anon filly stole them!
>>41816359CEASE, YOU CRIMINAL!
>>41816381Twiggie is peak kinder shenanigans
>>41816519KEK
tHIS IS NOW A sQUATPONY THREADi'M NOT SORRY FOR CAPS LOCK
>>41817221BASED.
>>41818161kek criminal
scrubba dubb dubb poner in the tub
>>41819147>Bath
>>41820782would help her build
>>41820782>>41821148Canon Megan killed a centaurKinderverse Megan introduced duct tape to their cardboard buildings
>>41821303Jesus relax fuck!
>>41821426How can I relax when these fortifications won't last a week?
>>41821148Same, fren. Would be cathartic.>>41821303>>41821509Duly noted! The architects are currently napping, but will soon awaken. They'll prepare to order a large sum of ducky tape, and begin reinforcing the foundation.
