>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/Old Thread: 41711894
Yeeeah, work that grill babyHappy new years lads
I'm new in this thread. What the fuck is this about?
>>41793066Ponies are rapists obssesed with raping anon
>>41793066Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria.Sadly, it's becoming more of a hornyposting thread where people just "haha what if"-post about their favorite mares instead of coming up with comedic scenarios where Anon outfoxes them.
>>41793087Lack of writefags will do that.
>"Hi, Anon!">"I'm the Ghost of Ponies Past!">"Mares tell me you're being a big no-fun grumpy-pants, so they asked me to find out why.">"So it's time to take a look at how you got where you are now!">"Anon...">"THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!"
>>41793163You mean we're going back to my life on earth?
>>41793163>Surprise looks at the display she'd conjured, then back at you.>Her expression has gone from smugness to confusion, and now from confusion to worry.>She glances at you, then the display, then finally to you again, her mouth ajar. >"It's just...""Yeah.">"The display's on fast-forward.""Yeah.">"But where's your... life?">You both continue staring at the screen, where a much younger Anonymous is slouched in a computer chair, bathed in an electric glow.>As you watch, you grow visibly older, hair growing and shortening with sudden haircuts.>A year counter at the bottom ticks over to 2011, then after thirty seconds of complete immobility except haircuts, changed shirts, and shuffling in your seat, the counter ticks over to 2012."Yeah, I remember twenty-eleven. Good year. Lot of good shitposts.">"Anon this is...""I know. I lived like a king. I miss it every day.">You wipe developing tears from your eyes."Now I have to work outdoors in the sun and fresh air, eating a diet of fresh organics and fish with my many, many new friends.">You shake your head."I've fallen so far."
>>41793087haha what if I pushed Fluttershy down a flight of stairs
>>41793405Now we're talking.
>>41793234>What a joke.>Maybe this guy really was irredeemable. >A category twenty pain in the ass, like Marley said.>"This isn't working.">Surprise failed to hide her disgust.>"You now what? I'm done. Finished.">Surprise threw her torch aside and collapsed onto to the floor.>"Well, this is my happy spot now. Over to you, I guess.">A giggle echoed in the darkness.>"No problemo! Trust me, I've got this!">"Whatever."
>>41793462>Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-HA-HA!!>(You) are awakened from your fitful slumber and dreams of successful trolling past...>Mainly shitposting ponies on /b/...>By the sound of unhinged laughter from the next room."Shut up out there whoever you are!">"NOPE!">The door bursts open and a pink pony wearing a yellow room begins bouncing around your room like a demented jackrabbit.>"Wakey-WAKEY NONNY!">"I'm the ghost of Ponies Present!">She lands atop you and looks you in the eye from a distance of about six centimeters.>"Get up and know me better!">She bounces off and stares at you expectantly, wearing a manic grin the whole while.>"Get up sleepyhead! It's time to see the impact you have on those around (You)!"
>>41793462What a judgemental horse. Anon's lived a rich life.>>41793485Go away Pinkie. I ain't interested.
>>41793761>Pinkie Pie, a.k.a. "Present" took (You) on a whirlwind tour.>You saw your family wishing you were with them instead of sitting at your computer.>You saw the ten-year-old kids on their mom's computers, rage-quitting 4chan as your expert trolls struck home, and they defenestrated their screens.>You saw 4chan jannies lament their life's choices as they worked to clean up the shitposts you left behind.>There was a block of gorgonzola cheese for some reason.>You saw the offices of DHX, the animators toiling to please both the intended target audience and the legions of people like (You).>The voice actors at conventions trying to figure out a diplomatic way of fielding the silly questions they got from "fans".>But somehow they all kept going.>For the love of ponies.>Archived threads trailed through the air around you like snakes.>"Each /mlp/ thread is my brother and sister, some had great lives and some were cut short.">Angels weep and demons cheer.>The cheese again.>(You) yawn."Is there a point to any of this?">"I know what you mean, Nonny. What is even up with the cheese?""What cheese?">You pretend not to have noticed it.>Pinkie Pie taps her hooves thoughtfully.>"I mean, it's usually right about now that people start to have a revelation about how their behavior affects other, but you?">"NUTHIN.">"Is your heart really so dead that even ponies can't reach you?"
>>41793877Anon inadvertently improved people's lives with his shitposting
>>41793877These ponies pretending to be ghosts are pretty bad at their job.
>>41793952>>41794002>"We were gonna be BESTIES FOREVER!!!">"YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!"
>>41794012I never actually agreed to that
>>41794012As the only one that actually has a pinkie in this town, I get to decide the rules of a pinkie promise. No rapes. Now get out of here you malignant cough syrup colored horse.
>>41793405>Anon pushes Fluttershy down a flight of stairs >her wings open, almost by reflex>she floats right in front of Anon giving him a look that says "why did you do that?">the sense that some sort of reprisal is imminent pervades the sceneWell, now what?
>>41794382>>41794400>"If these shadows remain unaltered by your choices, you're not gonna like the result.">"Let's just see what the future holds, then."
>>41794426>"Hi new friend!">"I'm the Ghost of Ponies Yet-To-Come!"
>>41794424I push her down the stairs again
>>41794444>Despite your quads, it works just as well as it did the last time you did it.>She glares at you.>You can sense the imminent rape building.
>>41794452I push her down the stairs for a third time
>>41794467>Fluttershy flies up and pushes this Anon down the stairs.>As he reaches the bottom in a crumpled heap she pounces on him and yanks his trousers down.>"Once is happenstance.">Fluttershy straddles him and grinds on his cock, which begins to harden.>"Twice is coincidence.">Fluttershy lifts up her hips and slams them down, taking Anons member inside herself.>"Three times is enemy action.">Fluttersy rapes the pushy Anon.>There is no passion in it whatsoever.>She is merely teaching him a lesson.>She is asserting her dominance.>"Rape is Power.">"Feel my power, Anon."
>"Wow.">"Well, that just happened.">"Alright then, one less thing I have to warn Anon about, I suppose.">"You want to see what else is going to happen if you keep trying to push ponies who can fly down the stairs?"
>>41793119you could always give it a shot instead of just complaining
>>41794440Oh God, AI art. I think I’m going to puke. Please leave.
>>41794440Ponies yet to come? Isn’t G5 dead? Your a thing of the past.
>>41794472I rubber band her wings while she's busy and push her down the stairs again
>>41794530>”AI art is the inevitable wave of the future, Anon, since (You never expressed any appreciation for actual art, and instead demanded that people just give you entertaining content for free.”>”In the future, all art is made by computers because artists can’t get paid to make art anymore.”>”So just like Wal-Mart.”>”Consumers get their wish, cheap stuff.”>”But it’s cheaply made and breaks all the time.”>”But (You) keep buying it because it’s the only stuff that’s even made anymore.”
>>41794551I’m sorry, you rubber band her wings while she’s busy raping you?Seriously?
>>41794562not like I'm doing anything else with my 37 seconds until butterstink is worn out
>>41794534>”G5 becomes the last generation of ponies, Anon.”>”Hasbro gives up making any new generation of ponies because of the rampant piracy and IP theft that plagues preceding generations.”>“But there is a new series of Rainbow Brite!”
>>41794568Hasbro is too stupid to not keep revisiting the horse well for money. Didn’t you see the Gen 6 leaks, or whatever those were? Thankfully Fluttershy was nowhere to be found. And neither was you.
>>41794594>”Cancelled.”>”Well done, Anon.”
>>41794611Again, Hasbro will never stop beating that dead horse for money.But in the bright future where it all ends, this doesn’t sound like we’re visiting my grave.We’re visiting yours.
>>41794623>”Thats just it, Anon.”>”No more ponies.”>”No more nice things.”>”This is the path you’re on.”
>>41794635Rest these weary bones when that comes.We’ll put you out to pasture yet.
late night boop
>>41794635Will we finally get off Mr. Bones wild ride?
>>41794424>>Anon pushes Fluttershy down a flight of stairs >>her wings open, almost by reflex>>she floats right in front of Anon giving him a look that says "why did you do that?"My heart is metaphorically pierced by the turquoise glare, I immediately recognize the error of my ways and collapse to my knees to beg forgiveness for being so mean to such a kind and hot mareShe forgives me after a long bout of makeup sexThe end
>>41795258>and then Fluttershy woke up, the scent of aroused mare permeating her lonely cabin
>>41795270>the scent of aroused mare permeating her lonely cabin
>>41795271Stop getting horny over Fluttershy.
>>41795292I can't, she's literally perfectSo kind, so unfYou're just going to have to live with me sharing my love for best pony every now and again
>>41795271Fucking tapirs
>"Wow.">"I guess Anon really is irredeemable.">"No more ponies, and he doesn't even care.">"The Magic of Friendship is truly dead.">The ghosts fade away with the first rays of the rising sun.>Their mission, failed.
>>41795807Get that abomination out of here
>>41795812She will never come back again.None of them will.The Magic of Friendship is DEAD.
>>41795863>"Oh good.">"Hey girls...">"Open season on Anon's dick!"
>>41795863I can’t believe they barely did anything and had the gall to blame Anon.
A horde of mares enters the thread and teams of four begin dragging Anons away to their fate.No one is spared.The mares take turns.
>>41796091Just like the government.
>>41795807They didn’t try very hard, they just looked at him and said all hope’s lost
>>41796309They didn't try at all.I guess they don't care about us.
>>41796105Government makes the problem worse before bringing a worse solution.
>>41796590"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." - Ernest Benn
>>41795898>"Kiss me my lover!"
>>41796694Fluttershy is looking for Anon's dick, whether she can have it or not, guessing fetishes incorrectly, and persistence is the wrong remedy.
Why not counter rape shouldn't that cancel out the rape making it not rape anymore?
>>41796949But then you'reFucking Fluttershy
RULE ONE of the Flutterrape Thread: Thou shalt not fuck Fluttershy.
>>41797358If she ever smiles at you, It’s too late and hope she’s gentle
>>41797789I fear no mare. But that... thing. It scares me.
>>41797797Yeah she’s a problem
>>41798011>”Only if you make it a problem, silly!”
>>41797789Why are you all scared of this pony? She’s socially inept with rocks for brains.
>>41798318
>>41798318(You) have clearly never read "Anon's Pie Adventure".
>>41798318>https://derpibooru.org/images/585371
>>41796747DO NOT WANT
>>41798374I have and that dumb ass Anon pretty much let her do that to him. Guys, don’t get manipulated by horses.
>>41798357I like the long mane Maud
>>41799824She likes you too
If you're interested: >>>/gif/28343890
>>41799455Modern art is shit, and so are you Fluttershy.
>>41797789I could say no to any horse in this accursed rape filled landnot this onenot the rock maresend help
>>41800345Use a chisel. Violently.
>>41800345>>41800451
>>41800848At least that one stays on the farm in the middle of nowhere. Have no worries about seeing her.
>>41800939Actually she’s pretty lonely on that farm. If one of her sisters decides your perfect for her…**run**
>>41800989You can try
I wonder how many times anon has rutted the fuck out of her and told her to leave through the back door so no one would see her, out of shame.
She isn't asking anymore. Show her your dick.
>>41801626Its all me. I have raw, raunchy, unprotected sex with Fluttershy on a daily basis, more then once a day, of course, and I love every second of it. Horse pussy for life.
>>41801626>>41802016Fluttershy, we can see you samefagging
>>41802043
>>41802050
>>41802066Rude
>>41801626Zero, Fluttershy. I have never touch you and never will.
>>41801626>You emerge from your bathroom, towel about your waist, to find Fluttershy reclined on your bed.>"I'm here, sweetie-bear," she says huskily. "I'm all yours tonight.">With a nod you approach her, take her gently into your arms, and hurl her out your fifth-storey apartment window.>Slam it shut behind her and mark another tally down on your bedroom whiteboard.>That's thirty-one explusions so far this year.*>Fluttershy glides home to her cottage and touches down as quietly as she can, slipping in through the back door.>Inside, she marks a tally down on her kitchen whiteboard.>Thirty-one failures this year, though the header at the top says "Times I've Laid Anon".>She catches Angel Bunny giving her a quizzical look."He um, he was a real fighter this time, Angel. We had so much sex even Celestia showed up to tell me what a good job I was doing! She called it, 'The sexiest sex that ever sexed'.">Angel gives an approving chirp and bounces off to do something else.>Fluttershy sighs.>She's the element of kindness, not honesty.
>>41802723Its only a matter of time before she goes to more... extreme lengths.
>>41802737No Fluttershy, massages aren't my fetish.
>>41802742Careful, Anon. She may get the ponice involved.
>>41802747Fuck the ponice
>>41802737>Getting a massage at the spa.>Now that you're the only man on the planet you can do that kind of thing and not get called gay.>Aloe tells you she's going to get more oil and leaves you alone.>Face down, eyes closed, body completely at ease, you give only a contented hum when she goes.>A few moments later, hooves return to your back and knead your skin."That was fast," you murmur.>Aloe doesn't reply.>She's also being far rougher now than she was earlier.>Seconds go by in mounting discomfort.>You shift your body in response to her minstrations, trying to avoid her harder presses."Aloe..." you start.>"Shh, it's okay, baby," a new voice says.>Your eyes snap open, glaring.>Roll over to see Fluttershy, her hooves hovering over you, a stricken look about her.>"Uhh," she starts.>You both look down to see your naked body pointing up at her.>"You, I, oh my," her nose starts bleeding. "You um, oooh--">And she collapses.>Aloe comes back in with the oil to you sat up, shamelessly nude and furious, with Fluttershy's comatose and bleeding body slumped by the table.>Fluttershy is banned from the spa and you get 15% off your next treatment.>Nice.
>>41802761Only a matter of time before they try something too.
>>41802768>Aloe and Lotus try something.>It's a new treatment that makes you feel inspirited and ready to take on the world.>You thank them for their time and pay them what they're owed.>They thank you for your custom and hope you visit them again soon.????
>>41802788Well that was... unexpected.
>>41802742She's massaging your rectum.With her cock.
>>41802531So is rape.
>>41802016See, this is why nobody will sleep with you, Fluttershy.You go into every public space in Equestria and brag about your "conquests".I'm tired if getting weird, awkward looks while I'm just trying to enjoy my coffee and a danish at Sugarcube corner.The articles you published in the newspaper weren't helpful either, and full of blatant lies.
>>41802768>Aloe and Lotus try something.>They sneak into your house to throw you a surprise birthday party.>You have fun with your friends.>Fluttershy wasn't invited.????
>Your friends slip you a hoofie and have fun with you
>>41802723Incredible
>>41802761>Now that you're the only man on the planet you can do that kind of thing and not get called gay.man, you kids don't understand. Now that I'm in my 30s I'll gladly pay prostitute prices to have someone rub the kinks out of my back, zero shame
>>41802849They do a better job than Pinkie. She keeps trying to bring Fluttershy.
>>41802761Now she has seen Anon naked, she knows how to make more accurate dildos.
>>41803946But would she?I think she might decide to stick to her fantasy dimensions, ribbed for her pleasure™.
>>41804081She's a flighty old bird. While not as good as the real one, she will practice.
>>41802867Those don’t sound like very good friends
>9
>>41804773Watch as Pinkie slams ducks Spike into the juice bowl. Then offers her a drink. Thought it was just a joke. It wasn’t when you wake up later.
>>41795271What a funny animal.
>>41805805Tapirs piss like crazy.If you can see it, you are in firing range.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE
>>41795271I find the image incredibly amusing
>>41805843I’m sure Fluttershy turn herself into one for a fetish attempt.
>>41806304You wish.
I dunno about you guys but I for one, LOOOOVE pounding Fluttershy's tight mare pussy. It's velvety tightness caresses my dong so well.
>>41806431>Yellow hooves typed this post
>>41806437But its true!https://twibooru.org/3244984
>>41806445I could never love a teatless mare
>>41806445You're trying too hard, Bananahush.
>"Hey~..."
Sorry I'm late guys, I was just, uh... busy with my girlfriend Stacy
>>41806431go away butterstink
>>41807328Bullshit! You were busy fucking Fluttershy, weren't you!? ADMIT IT!
>>41807336you know for a fact that your hole is as unloved as the rest of you yellowsmell
>>41807318"Hay is for horses, not for..."..."Never mind."
>>41807348And with that, Anon and Twilight had so much raunchy, smelly, body odor ridden sex that the whole castle reeked for a week. Spike hated life.
>>41807357no we didn't sparkle, and stop writing fanfiction about me its gross
>>41807380>Tca-tak tica-tak ticaticatica-tak"Despite Anon's sentiments, he truly LOVED Twilight Sparkle and wanted to have lots of foals by way of incredible raunchy sex!"
>>41807357>>41807393>"YOU BUCKING BETTER HAVE, ANON! YOU NEED TO SECURE THE FUTURE OF THE SPARKLE LINEAGE WITH TWILIGHT!"
>>41807409shouldn't you be having sex with your wife or is she cucking you with the guard again?
>>41807440>"Look, I REALLY need you to buck my sister. Cadance and I are just really good platonic friends. I make Twi wear scales and piss beer for you."
>>41807463can you make her shower more than once a month and get her to stop writing that godawful fanfiction?
>>41807409You have a child (demon) already Armor!
>>41807511still my favorite SIF flurry comic by far, hits way too close to home
>>41807380>>41807393>"Dusk Glimmer slowly redpilled through the room toward Incognito, quited basedly, like the Trixie Thundercunt she is. She feels his hand slowly stroking her perfect body as her subtle magic pulled off the shirt from his supple abs..."
>>41807597Off 10
>>41807463I didn’t know Shining was so into roblox
>>41808595
>>41807348Would ponies get mad at really corny, obvious horse puns?
>>41808617Given the names of their towns, I don't know if they actually notice. You could talk to a pony and the entire discussion is filled with horse puns from you to the point anyone else would call you speciest. But the pony never realizes it.
>>41808610The leader of a nation.
>>41808725Yeah, I don’t know if they would find something like that offensive or not
>>41809284technically just the husband of the ruler of a nation
>>41809719Behind every powerful mare is a powerful stallion.And behind him is a powerful changeling.And behind her is a powerful... human?And behind him is... wait is that Fluttershy?And behind Fluttershy is a crack horny police squad sent to apprehend her.And behind them is a mob of "Free Fluttershy" protestors.And behind them are agent provocateurs sent to dismantle the movement.And behind them is that same changeling from before orchestrating them. Or is that a different one? I don't know how to tell them apart, I might be racist.Anyway, behind the second-or-maybe-first changeling is Princess Luna. She looks furious.Luna's now barging her way through the unusually massive crowd gathered behind the powerful mare.She's now dragging the human away from the first changeling.Fluttershy's trying to get involved, but the cops are pinning her.Now the protestors have broken ranks and assaulted the cops -- someone just threw a chair -- it's fucking mayhem.The powerful stallion is protecting his powerful mare, kicking away any protestors or cops that get too close.The powerful mare looks dangerously aroused.The human's in a fist-fight with Fluttershy -- when did she break free?The changeling is accusing the second changeling of "Screwing up the plan". There's drama happening here, folks.Luna's blasting just about everything that gets close to her. She's trying to drag the human out of the melee but there's just too much going on.Hard to see through all the masonry dust kicked up by all the magical impacts.A protestor just clobbered the powerful stallion with a 'Free Fluttershy' sign.Powerful mare's gone feral -- wouldn't want to be that protestor right now.It's an absolute catastophe, thread, I don't know what else to tell you.There's a blinding light-- Celestia's rocked up.Now she's wading through it all to drag Luna and the human away.Human's not having any of it, keeps jumping back on top of Fluttershy to continue punching her.Fluttershy looks comatose.The protestors are rabid by now; they're starting to bite and it's not pretty.Celestia just disintegrated one. I think this might have just turned into a bloodbath.The powerful mare is stood over her powerful stallion turning anyone that gets close into glass statues, and is then shattering the glass statues and using the shards as a sort of translucent razor hurricane.There aren't many agents in the crack horny police squad left, but god love 'em, they're punching well above their weight.Luna's looking visibly more nightmarish -- might be seeing another attempted coup in the near future.The human's suddenly asleep, looks like Luna got sick of his shit.The princesses are carrying him out of the battle; the horny police have secured Fluttershy and are retreating with her in their custody.Whatever's left of the protestors have turned on each other in near-orgiastic violence.What an absolute embarrassment.I think we can all blame Fluttershy for this one.
>>41809909tldr but yeah its flutterslut's fault
>>41809909Well yeah, Fluttershy was to blame, but what was that human doing there?
>>41810235Yeah he had no business showing up
"Princess Celestia?">"Yes, Anonymous?""We're friends, right?">"Why, of course, my little sundrop!""Well, do ya think, maybe just tonight, I can sleep without your ass on my face?">"Hahahahah! Oh, HHAHAHAHA! Oh my heavens, no!""But I-">"Hold your breath~."
Uh-oh...
>>41810559Let me get my stake for this vampire. Every single night.
>>41810790always loved this head-canon
fump
>>41810534How’s he gonna make it through the night
>>41807318
>>41810809>always loved this head-canonIt's canon that she'll give you head
>>41812461she's not fluttershy, so i'll allow it
>>41812461Nothing is written in stone missy. I ain’t doing it with a skank.
>>41812740She'll suck you dry and sample your moans in her next song.
>>41812914>Anon's moans:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duj2EN5xer4
>>41813065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAaFizeZ5x4
>>41813172>Yer a wizard, HarrySkrillex can eat a dick
>>41813172That is not where I expected that to go
>>41813172>someone expended effort to make that shit
>>41812914Would unicorns drill holes into a horn to put jewels in them?
>>41814046I feel like that’s be pretty painful
>>41814479She's a big mare
What if she just wanted to cuddle, would you let her in?
>>41814658She does seem pretty cuddly…
>>41814658no, anon! it's a trick!
>>41814658A hug would be nice but no thank you
>>41814658>You were trying to enjoy a nice day out at the park.>Some baked goods in hand, you're chewing and listening to the light breeze.>That was the goal to keep all the problems from surfacing.>Drown the noise. Anything to distance yourself from tomorrow's problems."Fluttershy just stop, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Too much is going on in my life.">She nods, her smile brightens, "wanna talk about it?""Not with you, now get out of the way, I'm trying to enjoy the view here. It's nice out.">"Okay..." She ignored your request.>She violated your space anyway, you don't care if it was a gentle hug.>Soft, fuzzy, smells of lavender as her front hooves traced little circles around your back.>"I'm here," she squeezed a little."My dick doesn't need a shoulder to cry on. Fuck off.">A genuine laugh came out of her.>"Sure.">She didn't let go, and started humming in your ear.>The wind picked up a little, but you were warm, Fluttershy made sure of that.>After the silence between you ran its course, she pulls away just enough to be face to face.>"Isn't that better?""It is but it doesn't solve my problem.">She tilts her head, "What do you need?""I need about tree fiddy.">Fluttershy steps back and sharply inhales.>"DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER TRICKED ME AGAIN">Meanwhile, back in the Chaos Dimension, Discord, Anon and Spike are debating which Godzilla had the best roar. Anon and Discord are falling out of their chairs laughing at Spike's imitations.Good times.
>>41815651I’m a sucker for the OG roar.
>>41816414How did she even get in there
>>41816763Anon put her in there, A Cask of Amontillado-style. Unfortunately, she didn't die in a week from starvation like he'd hoped - turns out there's enough exotic fungus behind the walls to sustain her.She's been there for about 2 months now and has catalogued nearly every creature she's found there, including a few species no-one's ever heard of.Anon's tired of her muffled voice singing him lullabies when he's trying to sleep.
>>41816773Do the other ponies not know she’s there? I’m sure they’re concerned.
>>41816954They do, but it’s not like she wants to leave
>>41814658She would make it weird, like she would start humping your leg or trying to lick your throat or something.
>>41815651I need this so much bros
>>41817283No! Bad Anon!
>>41817283>in me, I meant dump it IN ME ANONfucking fluttershy
>>41817283Don't do it Anon, she never does anything out of the kindness of her heart.
>>41817573Wrong, Fluttershy cleaned my PC for me
>>41817599I wish she'd clean herself once in a while
Imagine being bullied sexually by MeanshyThat would be so awful, I'd probably break down in tears in less than 20 minutes
>>41817635Imagine the single fatherhood
>>41817635You could at least post clop of a pretty mare
>>41817638Meanshy would definitely dump a foal on you>>41817643Rude
>>41814952but vegetanon, tricks are for kids!
>>41817573Wrong. She's obviously horny as all hell for HMD, but she's still the element of kindess.
>>41817681...You know what Nappanon? on second though cuddle her. cuddle her until she pops
>>41817833He’s not gonna know what hit him
>>41817833Oh she's definitely going to pop all over him. He'll never get the smell out.
>>41817648Don’t fuck a stick guys.
>>41818748but anon...
>>41818836Are you trying to get splinters in your urethra?
>>41818922look...
If you make any horny posts about any version of Fluttershy below this post, you will contract aids and die
Sacre bleu, zat Fluttershy she is 'orrible, non?Come, Anoneemoose. Stay with me in my chateaux where we can make lurve and forget all about zat 'orrid Fluttershy.
>>41819181Hey frenchie, do you know Fleur? I think she's pretty, think you could introduce me?
>>41819105>>41819187You really should've upgraded to an include all ponies in that statement.
>>41819521Anon... I...
>>41819529sorry about your aids anon
>>41817681Shutup, Nappa.>>41817833Imposter.>Pg6
>>41818836She doesn’t even know she’s featureless, sucks for her.
>>41820748What are you gonna do about it yellow
>>41821196She'll start a family with a loving husbando (me)
>>41821205Yellow hooves typed this post
anons, you must want to get milfed
>>41821555I was at work
>>41821555I just know Twilight is mad about her mom being fucked.
>>41821555>>41821845Her husband is still with her.
>>41814533Sniiiiiifff
>When she sees you leaving the house.
>>41821844well I bet you won't make that mistake again
>>41822112>When you make the mistake again and Fluttershy finds out her mom raped you.
>"Oh, Anon please be my gingerbread maannnnn~""Rarity, Hearth's Warming was like three weeks ago.">"Sweet Peppermi- Oh... right.""What with your nose?">"Oh the pink? Just a little makeup darling.""Hm.">"Sooo would you like to come over and be my sweet gingerbread man~?""Mmmmm... Nah.">Slam door in her face.
>Is Celestia your fetish?
>>41822529What a stumpy and round disappointment.Very foolish to draw that comparison down on herself.
>>41822529She is, but you are an awfully poor and unconvincing substitute.
>>41822963>"Mm~ come back to the castle with me, Anon."
>>41822963Rip this Anon.
>>41822970>>41822967I see this as an absolute win!
>>41823232Go eat the rest of your cake stockpile, Celestia.
>>41823245
>"goddamnit Shy"
>>41823265>HFW she'll never have this because I am a strong boy with a will not to fuck the horse.
>>41823331Fucking Flutterbutt
>Page 7
>>41824495That's against the rules, she can't do anything until page 8!
>>41824692>he expects rapists to follow rules
>>41824495No way, fag>>41823331>BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFTFTFTFTTTT
>>41824775Violent, painful death to all brapfags.
>>41824775YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM, MAGGOT! WHERE IS YOUR GLIMMER FLAG?!
>>41824850Um... I wasn't issued a glimmer flag.
>>41823338>Thinking you can resist the sun.Adorable, really.
>>41823338
>>41825408That tongue is worrying
Off 9
milf fate on page 8
>>41825382You’re afraid of chickens. I can never take your threats seriously.
>>41827100Yeah but you’re really not supposed to point that out
>>41827100And you're not?> https://youtu.be/CRfKvjGPJmA
>>41827742No.
>>41828312You sure?
>>41828363Nice cock
>>41827100>Sunbutt scared of cocklol, lmao even
>>41828312I use that one to fly across the map.>>41828363That one will make some nice gumbo.
>>41829168
>>41829241Anon looks at the statue of himself, upset that it implies they were even dating to begin with.
>>41825800Just you wait, it gets worse. Also have a green that goes with the pic:https://ponepaste.org/3584
>>41829715These greens seem familiar, I’ll have to binge this bin over the weekend
>>41825800> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lE0YLTxqE4
>>41829970That’s lewd
She sees you
>>41830666She’ll regret that
>>41830666She sees everyone, the whorse.
>>41828885All of these ponies have silly fears that Anon can exploit when he needs to throw them off.
All these posts about Anon’s wanting mares have to be some kind of psyop.
>>41831714Dedicated paid propaganda to dupe Anons into getting addicted to mares- courtesy of none other than
>Rainbow dash is acting weird again
>>41831083she's not a whorse she just wants to be your friend
>>41831767When she's everyone's friend, is she really my friend?
>>41814658
>>41831767She just wants you to FUCK HER SISTER MARBLE DO IT NOW NOW NOW
>>41832886wrong sister
>>41832886Rude
>>41832886Hot-Blooded you may be Pinkie, but being a wing mare won't help your meek sister. For one, we ain't blood related.
>>41833524>For one, we ain't blood related.Nothing a little old fashioned Pie Family blood magic can't solve.
>>41832886No way, nag.
>>41833542Fucking changeling. I'm getting the raid.
>>41833567>I'm getting the raid.You mean you're getting the ring. To propose to Marble.
>>41824850I lost it.....
>>41834096No
no dyin
>>41834096I don’t know how you replaced Pinkie Pie, but could you make sure to bury her in the deepest dankest place art of your hive? Thanks.
Why is the anon of this thread so gay?is he OP?
>>41833567raid just makes them horny wtf are you doin
>>41835585A very specific reaction to a bug poison, but they still die.
>>41831726What do you mean acting weird? She looks normal.
>>41825042THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYYYYY!!!!
Even a shitpost in letter form can come back to bite you in this world. Be careful out there, anons.
>Get home from work>Turn on pc>This picture magically set itself as my desktop wallpaperI damn near shit my pants. What the fuck bros?
>>41836735be on guard anon
>>41836784>be on guard anonAlways
>>41836808She shows no fear. I think you're in trouble dude.
>>41836899I can handle Fluttershy, she's harmless. In fact, you should let her in your house if you ever see me outside.
>>41836808Keep her at bay as best you can
>>41836808That’s a pretty nice plush anon
>>41837702Don’t you mean voodoo doll?
>>41834096No way, fag
>>41836784Maybe we should hire a guard.
>"S-So Anon... I-Is lesbian BDSM your fetish...?"
>>41838608no, stop hitting on my wife. >captcha HOMPDworry
>>41838608So who perpetuates the domestic abuse in this relationship?
>>41838925anon
>>41838941Silly Anon. Anon can’t be in a lesbian relationship.
>>41839129No, but femanon can. Has there been a femanon flutterrape story?
>>41839218I feel like there was one years back, but I can't remember any details. I could be imagining it, lol
>>41839129>"Anon, I'm Bi!""Bye!"
PAGE 8!!
>>41839218She’s not really a popular choice in most of the board.
yandereshy fits here pretty well
>>41840982Yeah she really does
There has to be some kind of conspiracy to make this thread hit 8 so quickly. These milf mares must have paid someone to spam this board.
>>41841728They paid me to shill here because Fluttershy can't get a coltfriend to save her life
>>41841728Stop noticing things
>>41842311Worried that her furious husband is right behind me about to lay down a sledge hammer on my head.
>>41841728They must be extra horny today.
>>41842551Just fuck the mommy mares. You know you wanna.
>>41843081Who’s this and who is she the mom of?
>>41843143Apparently her name is Beauty Mark.>https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-beauty+mark
>>41843081post-menopausal hooves typed this post
>>41843143
this milf invasion is only the beginning, i just know it.
>You hear three timid knocks on your door.>Right. Of course.>You decide to take a minute first. Better to let her squirm.>When you open the door she's scuffing her hoof gently against the porch, her ears downturned."No, you being sad isn't my fetish.">She flinches and stares right up at you. "O-oh, no, that's not what this is at all! I just wanted to let you know that, um... the girls and I are going to be taking a vacation in Canterlot.">The pegasus mare looks down towards the floor, shrinking just a little. "We'll be gone for about a week, so... I won't be able to find your fetish for a while.">Oh. Oh fuck yeah."Right! Have fun or whatever!">You immediately shut the door and walk around the house with some extra pep in your step.>At least for a while.>By the end of the day you remember that you actually aren't a social butterfly here in Ponyville.>Your main contacts have been Fluttershy annoying you endlessly and her friends being a little apologetic for her actions.>The next week is an absolute fucking slog. You get basic chores done but you have nothing to actually do.>You borrow some books from Twilight's library but you don't really feel like reading, you're restless.>You're so bored that you crank one out a few times every day just for the sake of having something to do.>Eventually though, you hear those knocks on your door.>You don't let her stew, you immediately rush over and open it.>She looks up at you with a bit of relief, then the slightest hint of fluster.>That scent is on you. She knows exactly what you've been doing to entertain yourself.>Those eyes shift away from you and she looks just a little upset. "I, um... is your fetish... me being away? Staying away..?">You've been imagining this moment for ages now. She's willing to leave you alone.>All you have to do is nod your head and the game will finally be over.>But you don't."No it's not. Better luck tomorrow.">You see her ears perk up and her getting excited just as you slam the door on her.>A month from now you'll probably regret that choice.>But not too much.
>>41843235Mares can't hit menopause shut up>>41843281>Fluttershy is goneNow Anon can be alone with his older mare wife who he loves
>>41843306>granny smith is still capable of pumping out a foalimagine the autism
>>41843328AJ would kill you, but Granny would make her watch as you continue to scream into the cloth shoved into your mouth.>"This is how you get a stallion."
>>41843281He had a chance to run and he didn't take it.
>>41829970this is horrifying
>>41843840Running would be fucking boring
>>41843306She looks very lewd
Quick bump before bed
>>41843246How is this still up? Did the Jannie’s get milfed?
>>41845101milfs lowkey run the board, if any janny takes down thier posts, they'll get a call from their mother.it ain't fair.
>>41845106>"Ssshhh!!">"You saw nothing...">"We're waiting for (You) sweetie."
>>41845363Oh great, another one. Who’s this?
Flutterrape ranks generally higher than most on some Anon's tierlists:>>41844032We're above-average, boys!
>>41845819Nice
>>41845718They're lurking everywhere...There could be one sneaking up on you right now.And (You) wouldn't even know it until it was too late.
>>41845819kinda nice to know. I quite like this cozy thread
>>41845819This place is a zombie, how?
>>41846827every general is a zombie most of the time, I make the /trix/ threads and they're consistently B rated even though its mostly just me and one or two other anons posting trixie pictures 90% of the time
>>41846827Were active but don’t receive a ton of new content or something
>>41846984No, not were active, when active.
>>41847314Why is that the one time auto correct didn’t come up, it was supposed to be We’re
This is why the thread keeps sinking to page 8 and you guys keep getting molested by horny mature mares.
>>41847739It happens sometimes, I don’t have all day to turn away mares
>>41845363Just saw her behind me. Run guys! The milfs are working overtime.
>>41847739I for one welcome our new milf overlords
>8 againBetter start running
>>41849150She’s got a decent design ant least
>Page 7 yet again>The Milf campaign marches on>Numerous Anons have had their pelvises devastated>Still not a super sayianThese are dark times.
>>41843281Fluttershy gives my heart a boner
>>41850286How does the other sayian do it better?
I hired this pony to stare at (You).
>>41850807Well at least you didn't hire her to rape me r-right?
>>41850811Only with her eyes.
>>41850849Alrighty then. She might even scare off Fluttershy with her imposing horse aura.
>>41850856Who do you think hired her?
>>41850807Why
