Dear Sir/Madam, I want to have sex with fillies.
Sincerely, Anon E. Mous.

>>41851238
>Rejected. Oh, and Twilight? Post his IP address on 4chan later. Now, who else?

I can worship your royal butthole Celestia. With my tongue. Sincerely, Anonymous.

>>41851248
>Rejected. My goodness, Twilight, are you certain this is the right place to find new citizens? I hope it's not just some website for slacker deviants...

>>41851232
Hello am Glimmerfag,

I think letting me go to Equestria would be a good idea because it would be easier than me using my autismo powers to get in anyway. And if nothing else, you can exile me to the Everfree or have me become a laborer I don't mind I just want to be in a place of magic and true friendship.

Thank you for your blessing.

>>41851264
>Hmmm... tempting, but we already have a surplus of Earth ponies for manual labour. Plus the everfree forest doesn't need any more violent apes. Denied.

>>41851232
I know what you did. Let me in or everyone else will too.
Sincerely, Grene Mann
P.S. Stone ponies still tell secrets ^:)

>>41851232
plap plap plap plap

Dear Princess Celestia,
I'd rather not come to Equestria right now as I have people I love and cherish here on Earth and I cannot imagine life without them. If you have the opportunity to come help our dying world before it's too late for us I think we'd really appreciate it, but I understand that is an unreasonable request.
Sincerely,
Anonymous

>>41851293
>Surely he couldn't know about.... Twilight? Could you forward this one's address to Discord? No, you can't ask why.
>>41851297
>It's... it just plays plap plap plap plap? I think this one's a mistake...

>>41851232
cunt

>>41851302
>As if I'd ever want to visit the human realm. Didn't they know there was a reason I sent Twilight there after Sunset?

>>41851264
Yeah yeah shut your trap glimglam. We all know you just want some of that 'solar wind'

>>41851311
Meet me behind the gym at 20:00 I have drugs and candy all free.

>>41851232
??? I'm already in Equestria as part of Luna's harem of males.

>>41851232
Okay, I wrote it and burned it down. This is how one sends a letter to you, right?

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia,

I am an unemployed, anti-social outcast here in the human world so I feel the pony world would be a better fit for me.

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia,


I need a mommy

Love,
Anon

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia,

My record on this earth, has been many positives. I commit no crime, my community loves me, and I became a good leader where I come from.

Don't let the name fool you, I'm no villian. But hey, if being an outstanding individual is illegal in Equestria, lock me up in your dungeon.

What I could contribute to Ponyville- no- the whole of Equestria is convinced the ponies and others to follow your rule. No question.

I know how much you love your loyal subjects, and I mean no way to take over, but I know my skills could land a hand- I mean, hoof, to your regime.

I will make sure you stay in power, alongside your sister, with subjects that love you. I can deal with those who you deem need a "friendship lesson" with my own, harmless and effective tactics.

Your morally upright servant,
Villiananon

>>41851232
I fulfill the unique role of being Celestia's husband.

>>41851232
Wish to cuddle a warm mare in cold wather.

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia,
I want to lick your cutie marks.
Sincerely Yours,
Me

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia,
I heard equestrian military lacks warm bodies to fill its ranks. For the price of my freedom from this eathhole I am willing to serve.

>>41851232
Nah. Send me back to G3.
I want to fuck Whimsey Weatherbe.

>>41851232
I am good at writing and acting. My IQ is like 140, but I am pretty scatterbrained so I am usually unable to make use of it. I could handle myself well, since I've been taking care of my houselrepaits and such for years. As for my education I am a finance major, which might have some use and rather useless (I imagine) IT skills. I am not convicted, generally of good moral character and I won't bring any vices to Equestria, I am not a pedophile or into anything else that's weird.
You can also draft me into the army or something. I imagine you know what a sabre is and I am pretty good with it.

So yeah, I am a functioning member of society and won't burn anything down. Pinkie promise.

>>41851232
I'm autistic and have ADHD. I want nothing more than to have people or ponies in my life who actually care about me rather than relationships feeling so artificial. I want to actually make friends who I know will support me and I can help support them as well.

>>41852320
Anon, you are aware we are all like this, right?

>>41852333
Untrue, I'm an autistic retard but I already have people in my life who I know genuinely care about me.

>>41852345
Are you sure you can truly rely on them? Or are they just holding you down? Or manipulating you for their own personal gain? Or lying about core aspects of themselves to you?

>>41852380
All relationships include pain and struggle, including the ones you fantasize about in Equestria. Those that remain my friends are ones who are worth going through the pain and struggle with.

Dear Princess Celestia

I wanna go to equestria to learn and become a wizard.

then i wanna marry my waifu.

>>41852027
Nigga, that aint even a mare

I wanna fuck Big Mac and cuck Sugar Belle. Simple as.

>>41852472
Yeah, so?

If I get a craving for mares, she's friends with a bunch of them.

>>41851232
Dear Bitch,

Your demoralization-thread version of Equestria is a tyranny, and when not ran by you, ran by your whiny bourgeoisie. May your "little ponies" remain your stupid loyal thinly vailed thralls. May another Sombra rise up among your lambs. May your ponies never place blame upon you, the great enabler. May you see your subjects die and whither when left to their own devices, and may you have only your royal gatekeeping outright worshipped magical ass to blame. May incestuous mudponies too far from your capital for your influence to reach be the ones to stomp your city into the dirt, merely because they've escaped your lobotomizing touch. May the sun never rise again on your hellscape cult daycare of a country.

I want to go to Equestria because there are ponies and magic, but I'd not stand another day with you in power. I know I can not fight you and succeed, and so I'm not even trying to get in. I just wanted to let you know that you're an even bigger and even more pathetic coward than I am. Humans would be of no threat to ponies whatsoever if you didn't make it your personal job to dumb them down and make them dependant on you.

sincerely,
A proud member of the neighborhood watch,
Anonymous

>>41851232
Dear Princess Celestia:
I don't really care about friendship, I just want to shoot magic beams out of my hands and punch giant monsters.
Just being honest.
-Your faithful autist, Anonymous.

bump I want my response, Celest

>>41853822
Ziggers tongue my ponut.