In the great state of Iowa, you can just walk into a grocery store and get a slice of fresh breakfast pizza.
>>21584918what's that slice on the left of, rabbit droppings?
>>21585024>I’m in New York...You have only one job.
>fly over state>grim
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>>21584918For me it's 'wa 'st 'za
Whats the best butter you ever tasted
I b needin' some salt & peppa to be readin' this shit
>>21588193>French poo butter
>>21588193Cultured butter I made from soured cream.
>>21588578>she bep on my pino til i occelli
>>21588193French paedo butter? Are you sure you should be having that?
You can talk about all the Americanized Chinese food you want--we know this is what you're ordering, in the end. It's General Tso's or bust.
>>21589359probably the brocolli, the marinade, the breading, and the sauce, also the rice.
>>21589366Uhm anon... Nothing of that is americanized. It's indeed in the Asian version. But please educate me of the rich old american culture of rice farmers. And then when Americans started to mix it with glaced duck. Or since when brocolli is American. Hint: never, and it's not. Did you move from tiktok over here or what?
>>21589377I'm sorry, your brain is too americanized to understand the nuance, I'm afraid this is it for you.
>>21589010The little Americanized Chinese place I have been going to for years, the workers would come out to the dining room and eat big bowls of congee after the lunch rush. I always wondered if I tried to order it if they would make it for me.
>>21587592I think PF Changs does but I am not 100% sure. Only Chinese food chain I have ever been to was Panda Express, and it sucked. I just stick to little family run American Chinese places where no one speaks much english, but the food is amazing and reasonably priced.
I mean, just what is it with mainstream normie Americans and "shrimp and grits"?Is it a Forrest Gump thing? (never saw it)Is it the democratization of frozen farmed shrimp?Is it vacationing at Hilton Head? Apparently it's a gullah/low country thing?I ate all kinds of southern food growing up and I never heard of it as a specific dish until maybe twenty years ago, maybe sooner. I just don't get it.
>>21587164African-American ;^)
>>21587114>Is it vacationing at Hilton Head?Yeah, kinda. "Shrimp and Grits" blew up because some well known food writer in NYC went down to the south and had them, then wrote about it and it subsequently became a trendy thing. Sort of like "smashburgers" where someone in a big media market made it trendy, where people in the midwest had been having those at Steak n' Shake and other places for decades. Anyways, I can't remember all the details but that's basically the story; trendy meme foods have always been a thing unfortunately.
>>21587164>>21587165>coastal-plains
>>21587114i live in south carolina. i thought it was from here but idk>>21587170oh they have it other places now?
>>21587170So I looked it up. Food writers tend to credit it to the Gullah though in its simplest forms it has to be pre-Columbian.But the dish that has blown up over the last 40 years was created by the chef Bill Neal at the restaurant Crook's Corner in Chapel Hill, NC. Craig Claiborne wrote it up for the NY Times in 1985 as part of a profile of Bill Neal, who was a hot young chef at the time. That's when it took off but it seems to have really got a lot of national traction this century - maybe there's a new food service shortcut or three? >>21587730The yankee nation is positively bonkers for the stuff. Just google any shitty little town outside the south and "shrimp and grits" and you'll find it on menus. I don't get it, but I don't order it either. I had a family member that would always order anything "cajun" or "creole" on the menu just to complain about it, so I've seen enough horrors for one lifetime. I'm also just not a cheese and grits person. Mind you, the folks ordering it are frequently people that not too long ago would have turned their nose up at anything grits that wasn't labeled "polenta". But now it's pretty much how Americans eat grits. People are weird.I guess I have to try the Bill Neal recipe that's floating around. It does look good.
>go to drive-though>order burger or whatever>have to park and wait ~10 minutes for for the wagie to bring my food outWhat the fuck is their problem? Literally the only advantage they had over Chinese joints or taco trucks o algo is that they were cheap and fast, and now they are neither.
>>21587133Shrug
>>21587133wince
>>21583824I find this highly relatable .. what gets me particularly annoyed is they wait until after you paid to give you the good news about “XYZ is gonna be a few minutes please go park” like they’re clever
>>21587135>>21587139I ordered some more again but only because I had a free quarter pounder prize
>>21583824When they ask you to pull forward and wait by the curb for your order, politely say no and remain by the second window. They are on an order timer, it's that incessant low tone beeping you hear sometimes. If that goes over 30 seconds they get cited by the manager. To avoid punishment for being incompetent slow retards they will divert you to the parking lot so they can take their sweet time as they want AND avoid a citation. If you do this they have ZERO motivation to complete your order and you WILL wait 2-4 times as long. You will watch 5-7 cars whiz through the drive through while you wait in your cuck spot, forgotten.Just politely decline. "I'll wait here, thanks!" You will be amazed at how fast your food gets to you compared to the park of shame.
>fried chicken originating in Scotland and popularized by white plantation owners>A love of McDonald's, hamburger originating from Germany >Preference for saccharine sweets like honey buns, soda, sugar cereal, candy etc none of which were connected to them in originCan any African Americans tell me what the "secret menu" so to speak is? There must be some African cultural food they keep from us
>>21583044The English also mock Scots for having pasta pies, the Italians have pasta pies as well.
>>21587056Yeah, I don't get it. There's always this false pride in the origins of foods or cooking styles. I find it really strange. Your race and / or nation may or may not have 'invented' this dish, but most recipes are derivative of another or have borrowed heavily from one or two dishes, or more. The matter of the fact being that it's your race and / or nation who've created the recipe. Not the person being smug and smarmy about it. Imagine taking great pride in something you had fuck all to do with and most likely can't even cook yourself. It's pathetic. I see it most from one particular country.
>>21589173Agreed. Absolutely indoctrinated bootlickers. I cannot imagine the subconscious brow-beating it must've taken to fashion them into such a state.
Black America's excellence in food is undeniably positive and profound. They have amazing BBQ, amazing vegan food, and amazing seafood.I got this from Green Seed in Houston. It was the best vegan food I have ever had, and the staff was the friendliest. Vegan food that doesn't suck is a very Black American thing. I have also noticed Black American food channels are generally awesome.https://youtu.be/T1D3aApByAM?si=H5Ut3tNko1S9T5SOhttps://youtu.be/V2LqOIiDd5E?si=MpaaEU6j4DaFD--Rhttps://youtube.com/shorts/ssWX4xoEj7c?si=vGDsm3oInWBMavOGDescribing Black American cuisine as just soul food is lazy and racist.
>>21589405Oopsie no pic.
Rate my chicken?It might look raw but I swear it's not... I hope.
>>21583454That looks really good, I usually pull my chicken when it reaches 155 to 158 and let carry over take it to nearly 160-165.
>>21583454That's raw mate, unless you sous vide'd it.
>>21583454That's perfectly fine, anyone saying otherwise is either trying to fuck with you or a nitwit
>>21589340This is the method I use for breasts.
>>21583454>Rate my chicken?no, I will not
Way better than coffee
>>21589278So youre just drinking milk and syrup
>>21589278That's a good taste though. Reminds me of spirulina. Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm, pond scum.
>>21586682t. performative male
>>21589343what is happening here?
>>21586682That will not taste good when I mix muh whipped cream, mocha drizzle, sweet cream cold foam, vanilla bean powder and cookie crumble in that green crap.
why would anyone ever eat these tasteless cracker sandwiches if you just spread peanut butter between a pair of doritosit's basically the same thing but better
>>21589276Its lunchbox filler for kids. And they were good, but if the option was ever available, I always chose cheese filling instead.
>>21589276>>>/reddit/
>>21589276>doritosso you saw two things that were orange and figured they must he the same?
Otherwise its actions become nonsensical and potentially harmful.
>>21588657Found the NPC lol
>>21589215You are delusional if you think the current systems of power are working. You dont see all the duct tape theyre using behind the scenes to try and keep it all from tipping over and blowing up.
>>21589217>You are delusionalNiggers on welfare aren't the reason things are fucked, but that is pointed to -- in order to distract you. Wake up, homie.
>>21589224They are a big reason, but that's not what I was talking about anyway. Boomers with diabetic kidney disease in need of dialysis consume a ridiculous proportion (something like 10%) of total government expenditure. If they had to bear the costs of their own lifestyle diseases caused by bad diet, things would change dramatically. The "rules" create perverse incentives and create the sort of chaos that you then turn around and blame on freedom. "You can eat what you want, and we'll throw you in an insurance pool with healthy eaters who will then be forced to bear the cost of whatever choices you make" isn't freedom or lack of rules. It's a fucking retarded labyrinth of destructive rules created to serve the interests of those in power, who prefer sick, fat, useless, dependent subjects.
>>21588175>oh my hitler they made a cookie I am offended help me jordan petersonEat shit.
Shin Ramyun stir-fried with bacon, eggs, spinach, heavy cream, and the whole seasoning packet. Extremely yummy, tastes mostly like bacon.
>>21588809>needs something for spicepaprika.red pepper flakes if you're looking for heat.
>>21588802ramen is gay retarded bullshit. the coreans do it best. as a soup it sucks ass, its better as a dry noodle covered in dorito-like flavor powder. when its done that way, its called ramyun.
>>21588802>RamyunIt's called La Mian and its made by Manchurians
>>21588847>when its done that way, its called ramyun.see>>21588802and stop watching anime.
>>21588599What's a good one? I like thicker chewy noodles. Not too spicy.
Have you had SUPREME APIRCOTS?!
>>21587379>trans spreadwoke has gone too far
>>21587649it says without trans fats
>>21586391yeah they're too sweet>>21586768nothing wrong with sulphur
>>21586389>$30 per kg for dried apricotsThese greedy fuckers should face consequences for their actions
>>21587024female sulfur that is
Costco ft.long+ refillable soda $1.50
and being surrounded by Indians at costco means their smell adds some free spice to your hot dog
>>21585716They are good bait for catching channel catfish though
>>21581270in Australia it's half the size and costs $8get me out of this third world banana republic
>>21582175My lolbert lawyer uncle refuses to stop for the Costco wagies checking receipts. Makes me laugh every time I go there with him. He has a membership and he has never stolen anything in his life. But when they ask him to stop so they can inspect the receipt he just keeps going while saying "You can't detain me, call the police if you think I'm stealing" and they fucking seethe.
>>21589195based uncle
What is the appeal? They all taste like shit
>>21587099>"NO>*NOM NOM NOM*>BODY>*NOM*>CARES.">*NOM NOM* *BURRRRRP*
>>21587099>Nobody cares.i care
I used to get Chinese food regularly from a place next to one. Usually, I'd wait a few minutes in my car parked out front and you could see the only people that went into the Crumbl were like middle/high school girls and boys and occasionally some older women with their kids. Also, it smelled insanely sweet just walking by the door idk how those workers spend a whole shift inside.
>>21580983>literally who>she's visibly obese even from that angleok who cares>>21581461jesus fucking christ that's a lot of calories>>21581530not only are you fat and a woman, you're also retarded. grim>>21587099we are forced to pay for your bypass surgery, lardass
>>21589196Don't you have a /v/ gamerfood thread to shit up with posts about water and celery?
Oh shit they're selling this so early at my grocery store.It's not even Halloween yet.
>>21584675Think that's bad? My local shop has its Christmas candy in.
>>21588837Still better than the UK varieties>milk chocolate>dark chocolate>white chocolate>dark, milk and white chocolate mix>orange>mocha
>>21584675Give me ghost toast!Actually I never tried Witch's Brew so im picking up their little variety pack of normal ones + counts + ghost toast + witch's brew
>>21587078Its a common misunderstanding from people outside of the faith that they think someone in the faith cannot judge another person, but that's not true at all. We are however commanded that if we do judge, then we must judge righteously and not hypocritically.
>>21584683I dont care if it started as a pagan holiday. Even the church knew it was too based of a celebration to take away so they tried to make a christian version of it. And its my culture now to give away candy to kids running around house to house, and I hate that the world is less safe and they have these lame ass car parking lot versions of halloween. Kids cant even go outside unaccompanied nowadays or you risk your kids getting taken away when a karen reports you to cps. When I was like 8 me and my friend ran 3/4 a mile through the woods to explore a quarry and chuck rocks off a cliff into a pond.
