what do i do with this shit
>>22283362okonomiyaki
>>22283448The Burger King would be proud
>>22283362Toss it out or feed to pet.
>>22283362Buy 9050 more packs of it, send it to /diy/.
>>22283362>surimi salad>california roll cones>crab rangooks>surimi baked w crm cheese dip
I am Slavic and I believe that not eating like an American is impermissible in the modern era, at least if you're white. American cuisine already unites most of the civilized world cuisines - French, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. You can't go on eating pickled fish and cabbage in 2026, be human & eat like an American!
>>22283396One of the reasons why I like being American is that we can freely choose from multiple cuisines. Processed food can be a treat but too much just makes you feel horrible and sick. Sometimes I see some weird Euro food and I thank God I was born here.
>>22283486>pickled red goop with heavy cream like you were starving to deathwhy eat that at all?
>>22283521Food should be fried in lard or butter, not in toxic vegetable oils like in most of Europe. And the classic American steak contains no oils, it is just pure golden brown seared beef that is still red on the inside, the best dish in the world. It is the Slavs who make unhealthy cream sauces or smelly stews to hide the quality of their meat. The Germans too eat cured meat as a sort of cheap steak, only they serve it with repulsive pickled vegetables. Very unfortunate cuisine, German, full of toxic veggie slop and harmful processed meat. Slavs too eat crude, reeking salami in large quantities. People need to reform their ways.>>22283519Eastern European, German and Scandinavian food is the definition of harmful slop, American food like burgers is crisp and healthy.
>>22283494lmao
>>22283486>>22283495cringe
What would a Sad Meal contain?
>>22279869nutraloaf and oat milk
>>22280530should be like 1 1/2 menthol cigs
>>22279869>a can of sardines with a missing pull tab>a sandwich baggie filled with sauerkraut >1 red delicious apple>1 can of lemoncello LaCroix>1 incredibly dry and chalky peppermint candy>a no 2 pencil and a stack of post it notes( it's supposed to be a coloring book)
>>22279869I'd like to imagine it as an eldritch offering, where each serving is highly personalized to the person ordering it.>The school cafeteria meal you ate the day your crush kissed someone else as you pretended not to care>The beer you used to drink with your friends in a bar before you all lost contact with each other>The stale cereal you ate in your room while you heard your parents fight downstairs>Grandma's signature dish, made the way it tasted when she first started forgetting the recipe>The yogurt you ate when your parent couldn't finish it in the hospital the last time you visited them>The one dish your father cooked, that he now makes for his new family instead.If satan is reading this, I'm currently looking for a job.
>>22279869all the ingredients for a cheeseburger thrown haphazardly into the burger boxfive fries (undersalted)flat, undersyruped drinkhalf a wet menthol cigarette for the toy
for dinner tonight I'm having mini corn dogs and chicken tenders. yellow mustard for to dip the corn dogs of course. and for the tenders I made a little something special. I mixed ketchup and honey mustard. I'm calling it cunny mustard. thank you
mmm... cunny...
>>22283973have a fucking vegetable anon
>>22283999some canned peas would have been nice with this I agree
>>22283973The jews ripped you off. BIG time.
>>22283973Quite measured and tasteful, I’d probably have eaten double that much
>mogs Honningbrew
>still drinking meaddumbass nords
>>22283731Ah, Skyrim Riunite, the thinking man's wine.
What are your thoughts about curry?
>>22279862Japanese curry uses spices grown in IndiaRetard
>>22280209Yes but otherwise its just gravy on vegetables flavored with Indian spices and uses meat they might not consider eating.
>>22279109I have never seen this. Irish people eat this?
>>22278356curry is disgusting slop, the only one thats ok is thai
>>22279109Where?
The absolute GOAT chip. How has there never been a better chip?
>>22278061>>22278062>>22278069All these autists ITT
Heaven is a place on Earth
>>22280073It looks cheap and boring.
>>22283837Enough about your life, what about the tortilla chips?
>>22278060I like Cool Ranch more. The original flavor is one of the best too.
I just baked my first milk pudding :D :D
>>22282121Lonely faggot detected
>>22282165Because they have bad teeth
>>22282086nice pudding :DI use Cooking With Dog's recipehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6JZx86OyXM
>>22282086Thats flan
>>22282086looks nice,, but its my most hated desert. i hope you enjoy it tho
>>22281571Other guy already answered, you're retarded btw
>>22267766>t. funglet
>>22267123>>22267127tastes like organ meat. I throw up when I tried eating itI went back to the store, got a $1 loaf of fresh bread, $1.79 jar of tomato sauce, and a $2 can of tuna
>>22281241i only buy pizzas with premelted cheese now and these are top tier if you can get the crust crispy enough, which is kind of tricky.
>>22280293he's right though.>>22279677no it doesnt
>Yolk broke in the pan as I was frying the egg
>bits of cake fell to the bottom of the tea after dunking
>>22283099they're the same thing.the omlette has maybe more butter
>>22282833I can hear the "on off"
>>22282833You need to study under a master for 15 years to make this
>>22282833
How many have you made so far?
>>22283562Anyway I love pork roll I have an egggercheese one all the time
>>22283779It was created in NJ
>>22283805most trash is
>>22283562Pork roll is a product. You don’t make it.
>>22283847Just say you can’t afford to live here, it’s ok
I think it's funny how McDonald's strawberry shake is sweeter than their apple pie, which is supposed to be a dessert.
>>22283801but, op.ice cream is a dessert.
>>22283821Yeah, but a milkshake is not ice cream. They have the McFlurry for that.
>>22283823a milkshake is ice cream.this ain't rhode island.
>>22283801how is that funny
>I am sorry but our shake machine is currently down, is there anything else I can you?
From the same asshole who brought you oregano in your coffee and potato flakes on your pasta comes onions and jelly!Want to get a dose of prebiotics but don't want to wade through the laborious proccess of heating slop to make it more paltable? Forgot you could try them with some olive oil and salt (that works on damn near everything)? Are you also out of peanut butter? Then that's right slap that shit in picrel together. Grape? Some kind of berry, who cares? I'm not your dad. Yet. Your (very) pregnant mom loves my cooking.
>>22283097People invented the name ants-on-a-log to convince children to eat peanut butter and celery.If we call this something like fish-in-the-sea you could get a 5 year old to eat it at least once.
>>22283098Brilliant. Your future little brother and subsequently sister will love it.
>>22283097Yeah well up yours, too, faggot
>>22283097>From the same asshole who brought you oregano in your coffee and potato flakes on your pasta comes onions and jelly!nope!that shit was made on square one television in the 80s.
>>22283800
https://www.reciperoulette.tv/Fill in the spaces and click to roll up a recipe.How'd you do?
I got beef bourguignon, not too bad. I've made it couple of times before, it's more time consuming than it is difficult.
>>22283767The bugger that pisses me off is say something has to be done when something is at 174 degrees, while other things are cooking, so a sauce doens't break or some shit.I know I have an oven time of 3 hours while the sauce is a 5 minue thing. It still makes me sweat.
>>22283742I don't actually use the site, I just know it exists. My wife and I can cook. We don't need a website to tell us what to have for dinner.
>>22283723welp, i guess we're invaded.
Wow thanks for reminding me that Indians exist. I had almost forgotten.
MARCO!
ew
It was your choice
>>22283716"When we win, always remember this: That the people you're cooking for, want to see you destitute, destroyed, your family raped and brainwashed, and they consider it entertainment. Think on it." - Marco Pierre Hyde
>oi Nigel, I got an idea for a telly>what if we put fat old Marco in a room and made him watch movies of when he was young and slim and good looking>that'd be bloody brilliant it would
>>22283655If you rotated him 90 degrees, he'd look like a saltine in profile.
