gonna make some chicken and rice
>>21789793oooh yeah
>>21789838Soft slimy skin makes me gag, I don't know how anyone can eat that shit. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person left in the world with a functioning gag reflex.
>>21789838I bet that smells fantastic
>>21790202Actually it doesn't but thanks for asking;
>>21790204I didn't ask
Free Dinotendies!It has been so long!
>>21789643Not sure what's wrong with the tripcode maybe this works
>>21789647>Not sure what's wrong with the tripcodeWhat's wrong with it is that it's for complete fucking faggots who do nothing but shitpost and attention-whore, and it makes everyone disregard everything you say.
>>21789637How you been?
I don't believe that's the real one
>>21789637Eat any cheez whiz lately?
This looks like fucking garbage, worse than japslop
Imagine a stew, like I'm sure you eat if you're normal.Now imagine that but with lots of spices
israeli bot
>>21789450>t. Just finished eating a pile of brown
>>21789815More like imagine a stew with no thought to the cuts of meat used and is cooked so poorly that a meat stewing in liquid still manages to end up dry and flavourless
Oh my goooooood rice based cuisine is so weird and icky I'm going insane!!!!!! Fucking thirdies and their poo food!!!*rolls mobility scooter through arbys drive-thru*
Steamed Salmon, veggies, mix quinoa and black rice.
>>21787191>steamed salmonwhy>muh black rice and genuine andean quinoaimagine falling for the le heckin ancient grains scamstill better than half the board though OP
>>21787191nice
>>21787191Why did you eat the rice,partially digest it, throw it up, then serve it
>>21787191for me its grilled salmon with salt, pepper, garlic seasoning and olive oil. I typically eat it with white rice with butter. I need to start finding better ways to eat broccoli…steaming it is no good.
>>21787480There’s an anon that gets triggered by most food compliments
>>21790089What if I want to make a grilled cheese?
>>21790089I would call him, tell him he's a condescending faggot who has overblown his abilities to seem like a competent chef. I then watch diners drive ins and dives, to remind myself no one is better than Guy Fieri.
>>21790098DDD is inferior to Guy's Ranch Kitchen, but I agree Guy is the best.
Shall you be partaking in the consumption of cheesed hamburger sandwiche rolls this weekhend?
>>21789623list anon OP posts this thread every few weeks. he thinks he's clever calling it something stupid. just don't reply.
>>21789623If you can't tell OP is joking then you must be ESL
>>21789567Literally eating one right now. It's from McDonald's, but still.
>>21789567I just ate a cheesed hamburger sandwiche roll with crispy breaded Allium cepa in circular form, and also containing a rich spiced smokey brown liquid condiment usually associated with the barbecuing of meats.
>>21789567im gonna call them this now thanks. cheesed hamburger sandwich. love that.
Perhaps some jimmy deans on the side?
lemme tell ya a couple uh tree things.20 years in the can. wanted montecristo, i ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
>>21789709I like retarded wops as much as the next guy, but don't base your personality around a tv show
>>21789709This guy asks if you enjoy hot ramen what do?
Do you ever sometimes eat an odd meal?Today for breakfast I am having a red beet, a golden beet , a large chunk of ham and a very small pie for desert
>>21785758Same but instead of medieval its a time travelling Hitler a la Er Ist Wieder Da
>>21789051he would never get into the jew contraption
>>21784833>>21788463........... God bless anon?
>>21789107No , pretty sure anon is vegan
>>21788060every time
FOUR N TWENTYTHE GREAT AUSTRALIAN TASTE
>>21788428>microwave your beerEveryday I learn of a new horror from the land down under. Just yesterday I learned that they call gas pumps petroleum distillate bowsers and now they microwave beer?
>>21788870Australia doesn't exist. You've been had.
>>21788428>bet you microwave your beer too like some half skaven pom touristSo the Brits microwave their beer? We might have some banter with the poms but you are just such a daft cunt.
>>21787750jesus fucking christ just noticed that
>>21789104Poms are known for drinking warm beer.
Cauliflower gratin.I think it's better. Sauce mornay this time.
>>21789242God damn I hate you British faggots stinking up the board with you low grade cooking
>>21789242>bechamelStop trying to force this meme. Nobody in first world countries eats this bullshit.
>>21789231NPC piece of shit
>>21789336>implying NPCs would eat anything with cauliflower in it instead going "EWWW, broccoli and shit"Really just throwing buzzwords around, aren't you.
>>21789336Bro you’re fooling yourself if you think you wouldn’t enjoy OP’s gratin or >>21789249’s casserole
I'm never cooking again.
>>21789282It's viola you illiterate dweeb
>>21789076Don't give up, retard, all of us went through that
>>21789282Oh sweaty, it’s genuinely precious that you’ve been typing “voila” like it’s some bold, minimalist rebrand of the French language. Truly, the confidence is inspiring.But the word you’re reaching for is voilà. Yes, with the accent. That tiny diagonal line isn’t optional flair; it’s the difference between “there it is” and “I don’t know how French works but I’m committed to the bit because i'm genuinely retarded.”So next time you want to punctuate your big reveal, and for the sake of global stability, linguistic peace, and the continued survival of French vowels just remember: Voilà. There it is. The accent. The sanity. The civilization.Dumb nigger.
>>21789282Has any chef named their kid Voila?
>>21789076Try not posting ever again faggot.
Any Russians or Slavs here? I’ve been wanting to try cold smoked mackerel and Borscht. I am looking at buying a few things online. Anything else you guys would recommend me trying?
Try >>21785232 , it's traditional Russian food called "grenki".
>>21785510Mackerel is delicious and extremely popular you absolute fucking weirdo, I have no idea what the fuck you are even talking about. Maybe it just tastes weird to retarded fucking meth-heads
>>21785507>>21785620>>21785650>>21785849Any single sisters?
>>21785500Most traditional Russian dishes are lost now due to years of Soviet food rationing and the killing off of anyone who knew how to make anything other than the most basic peasant slop due to the perception that being able to cook good food was part of being the bourgeoisie
>>21790082Why did that communist brain rot take such a strong hold over the Russians? Just a symptom of living somewhere so cold and Barren?
Post crimes against cuisine
Anything from chef club Specifically their meatloaf stuffed with mac and cheese tho
>>21787306egg goodvegetable oil bad
>>21787606For me, it's the stubby deformed fingers.
>>21787447so you hate chocolate covered pretzels?peanut butter and jelly?honey roasted peanuts?apple pie?brie and jam?prosciutto and melon (cantaloupe)?salad with blueberry or pomegranate vinegarette?turkey and cranberry?custard?because if you do hate all those things, you have some shitty pleb taste
>>21787429this is one of the best looking Sunday Roast pictures i have ever seen on /ck/. im American but i would gladly eat everything on that plate and the side dishes. looks hearty and filling; i especially love roasted garlic.well done, Brit anon.
I've accidentally been invited to a party and I'm expected to bring something. Are a couple of these things acceptable? And maybe a couple of wine?
>>21787732>American poster>ESL gibberishWhat the fuck is going on over there?
>>21789549American/Western holiday season, sometime /ck/ gets targeted for demoralization in the lead up to them, and the bots get sent here if there's nothing they need to slide on /pol/
>>21789549Oh, it looks like the Island Guy files just dropped, we'll probably go comfy for a while
>>21787732What kind of party is it when you have to bring stuff? If someone invites me to a party I'm the guest. I expect to be served and catered to.
>>21787732I think it's acceptable. I like those things.
I'm on day 5 of detoxing from years of extreme alcohol abuse. My appetite is through the roof!I'm trying to eat clean as possible. Any meal recommendations for a recovering alcoholic?
>I'm on day 5 of detoxing from years of extreme alcohol abuse. My appetite is through the roof!Won't really matter when you relapsing in a couple weeks and you're back here again trying to farm for pity points and attentionGo back, faggot, or start a blog on Youtube instead.
Congrats. U got this. I belieb in you.
>>21784636Steak ribeye steamed broccoli and cheese, baked potatoes loaded with sour cream cheese bacon and butter. Salad with spinach and all the toppings. In n out burger extra camelized onions. Im on day 6 brother. If you are for sure going to relapse take a benzo pill or 800mg gabapentin. They dont ruin your liver and pickle your brain like alcohol. Harm reduction is key. Home made au gratin potatoes and Mac n cheese made in the oven. Fried chicken. Omlettes. That's what iv had so far. I'd eat drywall right now.
>>21784639Non white detected
>>21786108You've got dysautonomia. This could be the result of permanent nerve damage from extreme alcohol abuse, or it could be psychogenic, where you're experiencing a heightened physical anxiety response because your body was so used to alcohol suppressing it that you're basically experiencing a rebound effect.Have you tried resuming drinking? If alcohol fixes these symptoms, then it's psychogenic, and could be controlled with psychotropic meds while remaining sober. If alcohol doesn't fix it, then you've got nerve damage and you're fucked.
