Put 'chup on 'kraut?
ITT I post a collection of food found all across England at football matches. Rate them as you wish. Share your own.
>>21771849>loicensed out loud
>>21768932internet is fake and gay and has been for years
>>21768887Unironically love those crappy school lunch style burgers.
>>21771473That and he now loves soccer.
>>21770193typical girlmeal in a girlhouse. The deer head really does it for me
Have you considered condiments for your pizza?
>>21771364You bet I have.
>>21771400What's your favorite ranch? Mine was always the nameless one that came with Gumby's, until they switched to Ken's.
>>21771364garlic sauce with chain made in factory pizzas
>>21772948What?
>>21771364What's salsa inglesa?
i just found out about patrician raisins. officially have a new healthy snack.
>>21769940yeah but not added sugars
>>21769940>>21770503And it has a lot of fructose which has to be broken down in the liver. Which is bad for your health, which is why that kook Steve Jobs tried to live on a fruit diet when he got cancer which just made his cancer worse. And that guy is an idiot, he refused to shower so much his coworkers made him wash his feet in the work toilet.
NEVER EAT NAKED CARBS FUCKS SAKE RETARDS
>>21771557Steve Jobs may have been an idiot, but you're being one too. Normal people can eat raisins without refusing to bathe. The two are not correlated.
>>21769426eyes closed could you distinguish raisin variets or is your postate tickled by the novel color?
4 wiener dogs arranged in raclette cheese. 5 minutes in the micro wave.
>oogie boogie low effort meal smugly posted to get the 1/10s, followed by the 10/10 contrariansA genius move.
Very nice.
>>21772808I used to do this exact same thing with the same type of smoked weenie sausage. I hope things get better
>>21772808you could've at least broiled it
>>21772808everything reminds me of him
What do you consider to be THE king of the deli sandwiches?
>>21769909ME. I am the king of the deli sandwiches. It's not some other sandwich that is king, sandwiches can't even make more sandwiches. I, on the other hand, can make millions more. I am the giver and taker of life, the creator and devourer of all that is tasty.
>>21770424That's damn near a Reuben, which would be my second choice desu>>21771645Nah, u right
>>21771624>She
>>21769909If the filling is thicker than bread, you're missing the point of a sandwich.
>>21772988shit take.
Why does this taste like utter salty shit? I expected it to be like ground turkey where the taste is mostly the same as what it is substituting only slightly off but no turkey bacon tastes like salty garbage. Note pic related is not the brand I bought just the first thing that came up under google image search.
>>21769658I don't mind it. Oscar Meyer is a decent brand, Butterball. You have to be expecting it to NOT be the real, actually good bacon though.
>>21769658just crisp it up more and it'll taste better
>>21770513crisping makes it taste worse
>>21769658AFAIK it’s just long slices of turkey spam
>>21769658>oscar mayerfound the problem
ruins everything it touches
>>21772744I'm nta, but I doubt it's god tier. They never are when given that moniker
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>>21772655>>21772690>>21772728>>21772731Tastelets detected
>>21772738yes just the one
>>21772655I thought those peppers were having sex with each other
it seems impossible to quit, what are they putting in here, crack? how is it legal to sell this to children
>>21771519Get addicted to healthy stuff like chocolate (real cacao and shit from latam) or red wine (cheap or sweet is fine)
>>21771519I honestly stopped cold turkey one day in 2013. Just decided i wanted it no more.
>>21772650>t. jizz junkie>>21772659>"Ethnicity may be a factor in exaggerating her pain"The fuck is THAT supposed to mean? I was given fentanyl because I complained that the Percocet did nothing and this was about fifteen years ago, before that shit was on everyone's radar. They just have me this machine connected to my PICC line with a button I could press every so often to administer myself fentanyl as needed. Again, it made me loopy as fuck so i stopped caring about the pain but I could still feel it but once I was out and back home and using patches, I thought that it would work better to manage pain but it was the exact same thing. I spoke with the pain medicine doctor about stopping use since it legitimately did nothing for me and he asked me my ethnic background. For context, I'm Eurasian but I look white af. Only other European/Asian mixed people can ever seem to tell ("I thought you looked spicy") and it turns out that certain populations are genetically opioid resistant and since my Asian quarter happens to be one of the ones where that's the case (and my mother's a redhead; apparently, painkillers don't work on them, either), he wanted me to up the dosage or take an additional medication or switch to something stronger or whatever. I don't recall at this pointn because I was angry about the suggestions and told him 'fuck that, I'm weaning myself off this shit'.Insurance people are the biggest fucking assholes followed closely by pill-pushing doctors.
>>21771519>how the FUCK do people stop drinking this?like I did, you just stop.>it seems impossible to quit, what are they putting in here?the most addictive substance on the planet. sugar.
>>21771519I only got addicted to these shitty drinks because I caught covid in 2020 and could barely and digest food so I just kept drinking coke and other drinks full of sugar for months until I could eat solid food again without shitting it all out within ten minutes. That bad habit stuck, but what helps me go through weeks or sometimes months of only drinking water is avoiding buying cans and bottles in supermarkerts in advance so when I suddenly want to drink coke I simply can't. I always have a water bottle like these Stanley cups where I work so I can drink water without going outside and getting tempted by drinks in bakeries and restaurants when I buy food during lunch break. I always give in at some point though and when that happens these shitty drinks don't even taste good and I can't even finish a whole can by myself but the addiction comes back.
I ate raw garlic on a workday again and I'm going to get comments about my garlic breath again tomorrow.
>>21772974chew gum or pop 1 breath strip an hour
It's office terrorism, my favourite passtime.
>>21772974Go microwave some fish to really seal the deal.
Do you not brush your teeth?
>>21772998that doesn't help
Never thought I'd find a potato chip that worked well with ketchup, but here it is.
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>>21772786i am the language.
>>21772852Reinforces my point. Stay in school wee man, it's not over yet.
>>21772703good lord what have we done
>>21772787Last remaining legacy of Canadian culture...
why are wavy chips inferior?
>>21770586The constant, nonstop existential anguish that my life inflicts on a 4 foot 5 Indian man is a funny thing to think about when I get reminders like this.
>>21770538It's one of the great ironies of life; krinkle-cut fries mog but wavy chips suck.
>>21772279this post proudly sponsored by Big Mandoline™
>>21772274Go back to /tv/.
>>21772274>The constant, nonstop existential anguish that my life inflicts on a 4 foot 5 Indian man is a funny thing to think about when I get reminders like this.Pakistan is not an improvement bro
Authoritative list on best cuisine just dropped.
>>21772847yeah, we know you're retarded
>>21771710>remove brown countries>didn't remove USAHow exceptionally strange.
>>21772419Yeah Dutch food is fucking depressing. I even spent way too much to try apparently the best Italian place in town and it was terrible. I think they genuinely don't actually like food
>>21769855Spain must have the most overrated food on the planet. Every time I go there I'm disappointed with everything except their ham which admittedly is top tier.Iran should be top ten too
>>21772889It's funny, because components of three of the meals I had were some of the best I've had. Admittedly, they were Indonesian, Chinese and Argentinian
What's a food that you thought would be nasty but turned out to be delicious? For me it's fischbrötchen. I don't love fish and it's not a photogenic food but it's actually really tasty
>>21767086I prefer the drink where he randomly tosses some blue flames on the counter
How much for him to serve his hand in the cocktail?
>>21767086damn, ice, with ice and ice? Just what I wanted!
>>21767086m8 I ordered a beer
>>21767086>>makes a big fucking mess>>apology bows to the shit he just did
