Please give me your favorite salad recipes, ones that are simple but different from usual American salads. Fruit, Lettuce, greens, any kinds, more points to higher protein recipes
Do you like pickles? Well these are the best
>>21114790Ohh so you're illiterate too. How shocking.
>>21114459Start with vinegar. since it is dead simple, while you experiment with fermentation which can sometimes fail to start. Since your main concern seems to be seasoning (dill), that that would be my approach so that you can get your fix quicker (although obviously lacto-fermented will be better in the long term).
>>21114459>I recently had to move to the Netherlands from the US. There are no dill pickles here, their pickles are more bread and butter style which I despise.Why would you lie like that, just buy the Jew pickles you dumbass.
>>21114936where do you find thoseall I can find is zuur augurken which are still sweeter than the typical US style dill pickle
>>21114459A quick google says those are vinegar pickles so that will give you the closest result. They look pretty basic, so just follow a standard pickle recipie but use lots of garlic and dill.
which one? Pfeffermakrele for me personally
Bratroller but with onions
>>21105831Kino
>>21106181Goofy ass nigga
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>>21101722Krabben
Every fast food burger would be better as a burrito or wrap. You cannot change my mind on this.
I did something like this year's ago, just m donalds style burger sauce lettuce and mince in a wrap. It was very tasty, I would highly recommend it. Burger salad is also great.
I want to disagree with you but i can't
can't be me. I like bread too much.
>>21114351>You cannot change my mind on this.fajitas are better on a bun.
Anyone remember the Mac Snack Wrap?
Bring them back cowards
>>21114685There's really only two ways for this to happen:>some retarded media tie-in, like the Ninja Turtles start eating meat pies instead of pizza>Instagram prostitutes start eating meat pies, because... other prostitutes eat meat pies? #MeatPieAt least the current situation makes the meat pies that you make at home a little more special.
>>21114741they could try to compete against gregg's in the uk by selling sausage rolls and shit
>>21114757If they wanted to compete in the UK, they would sell doner kebab and chicken tikka.
>>21114741>>21114757there's no profit to be made. every single gas station in the usa now sells those weird "meat tornado" things next to the hotdogs for like 79 cents
>oven baked breadwhoa what will they think of next?
What's with bubble burgers?
>>21113770>>21114275why do retards chimp out when faced with facts?
>>21113729cooking a burger too long on one side, the myoglobin comes out the top and cooks. basically a steamed burger.
>>21113729acne
bubba burgers still rockand they're one of the few products that didn't massively increase in price over the last few years
>>21114945Why? You can just buy 80/20 put them into patties for cheaper. Also you can season them with spices and semen etc while you are forming them and freeze.
Ain't nothing like a nice graham cracker.
graham crackers are expensive as hell
Euro here.This is undoubtedly my favourite mass-produced American cookie. It doesn't even seem to matter what brand, either. They're all good. And when family from back home have come to visit me here in the US, they've liked them a lot, too. You cunts need to stop hiding them from the rest of the world and stop sending your shitty cookies, like Oreo, overseas. Do they make thicker ones that are good for dunking? As good as they are, they fall apart too quickly in coffee, tea or milk.>>21114817People make pie crusts with the crumbs for cream-style pies like cheesecake, banana cream and others. I like the crumbs as a parfait layer.
>>21114826pound box for $2 at walmartstill sweetened with honey and not HFCS too
>>21114736I like putting a thick slice of milk chocolate and a campfire roasted jumbo marshmallow in between the grahams to make a graham sandwichdoes anyone else do this?
>>21114950never heard of it, you should call it "the anon"
Why is it so good?
>>21114811that's interesting to see an orient watch reference outside of /fa/ or reddit
>>21114788Easy with those hard R's there, Hodor. If you don't understand a concept, just ask for clarification.
>>21114806... ... Have you... have you been cooking directly on copper?
>>21114944why do cast iron poors think that everyone else's pan is an unfinished lump of ore just like theirs
>>21114947I think >>21114806's might be because of what I'm seeing on the screen.I'll have you know my cast iron has been folded 1000 times by some machine in... let me check... Germany. I could have done worse. It's great for baking and roasting - it's basically a dutch oven with a long handle.My stainless steels get the most use. The Cabròns get some. My ceramic-coated steels only come out when I'm doing something with thinned out eggs - because fuck trying to peel fu rong dang off of my steels, and fuck bringing out the fifty year old wok.
Chocolate Beggars
>>21050287Me mummy made chocolate with cashews and sea salt I think. Twas a yummy snack and she says it's very healthy for meOh and easy to make too like my tendies
>>21065223I have more than that in my pantry.
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>>21050287I got Lindt chocolate pralines a big box that expires in April, should I stick it in the fridge?
>>21114646What happens when you eat it?
Dear amerifats, what's an easy, lazy mac & cheese recipe?All the websites I check tell me to put flour, is this a real thing
>>211082511. make bechamel (butter, flour, milk)2. add grated cheese3. add noodles4. mix5. bake
>>21108251You want the real American answer? Kraft Deluxe. Cook the macaroni in boiling water, drain, and add the cheese sauce. That's literally all you have time for, when YOU ARE RUNNING THE ENTIRE WORLD, as Americans do. Eurostanis cannot even imagine the pressure that the average American is under, as the strongest and smartest race that has ever existed. Just look at you, posting from your third-world country on an American English website, because you are helplessly attracted to our beauty, grace, and success... and you desperately hope that perhaps some of that success will rub off on you, your village, your tribe. But it's a burden on us, the alphas, the leaders, the champions of history, trying to go to sleep at night while wondering if one our farts, like the butterfly effect, might have inadvertently toppled your government's communist regime. Because that's simply the power of a single American's fart, compared to your centuries of wallowing in mud. So please, be kind, be compassionate, and understand that sometimes we just don't have time to cook, and condescend to eat a little boiled macaroni in cheesy slime, just to get through another day on this horrible spinning rock that we call Earth.
>>21108560cheese on top looks pretty broken, I think the roux method would help it a lot
>>21110863it's basically the way to get sodium citrate into your cheese sauce without having to order some scary bag of white dust off amazon
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/garlic-herb-mac-cheese-recipe
sometimes you just need a bowl of anonymous chow
>>21110262OP is not a faggot for once. Mystery chow is the best.
>>21110262Sloppa Shit™Indians would be jealous
>>21110262I make something very similar, just like my mom made it.The sausages I fry a bit on both sides to brown them, same with some onion. I also add some eggs and cheese, molten...melt?Some msg is in the seasoning that I use.The end product is so good, some self control is required to not just eat all of it at once.
>>21110262There lived some chowSome anonymous chow
>>21110262good man
How do I make yakiniku on a budget? Yakiniku might be my favourite dish of all time and I enjoy cooking but I’m also pressed for cash. I found some pretty cheap yakiniku sauce at my local super market and I know how to make decent rice. The issue is just that I don’t know what cheaper cuts of meat I can use/substitute for yakiniku.
>>21114451Recipeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj7GILavFEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GqpZjy3iIA
They have to use the employee hand wash sink anyways right?
poppy's a little sloppy
It's a pizza the moment you put your fist in the dough
The pee activates the gluten protein in the flour
the duck is-a so succulent
>>21114734And that's why George makes pizza in the shower? Sorry, I'm going to need to see a death certificate, he was clearly double-dipping his mutilated jew dong.
A thread for doughnuts. How to make them, doughnuts you like, doughnut shop recommendations.I'm a simple man, I like powdered doughnuts. Thinking about making some at home but not sure if it's worth all the fuss, never done much baking at all.
>>21111086I'm not the only one that tongues the piping hole before biting am I?
>>21112418Tons of Italian Americans do seafood + dairy. Just some autists make a fuss about it.
>>21114447>Tons of Italian AmericansThat's just three of them having lunch, the fat cunts.
>>21114441Never had one of those but I would do that.
>>21114441You have to, otherwise it just sharts out the hole when you bite into it.
Do you eat before bed or do you go to bed with an empty stomach? If yes, what bed foods do you eat?Some anon said it's bad to eat before bed, but man, I personally eat at like 7-8p but stay up until 1-2a. Midnight snacks like simple peanut butter toast and a small glass of milk knock me out like a baby.
>>21112107looked them up and it says they're licorice and tar(?) flavor. wtf is tar flavor.. I don't speak finland
>>21103857kek
>>21103508Is this what happened to Tony?
>>21103508I usually like to go to bed hungry but it's winter so if I don't eat a lot, i get coldIn the summers i eat like one meal a day, don't eat or drink anything other than water all day long. It's fine, i like it like that
>>21103508i feel a lot better if i eat 3 hours or more before sleeping
