I tried to like these. But gentrified Ritz still tastes too sweet. Do they dump an entire bag of sugar into every cracker?
>>22101498uhhh not if u sippin right.
>>22101498And far far sweeter than the ritz crackers in OP despite being around just as much sugar by weight. So sugar content by weight has no real correlation to how sweet something tastes.
>>22101513yea it does
>>22101514Clearly not if coca cola and ritz toasted chips are the same in sugar content by weight, but one tastes far far sweeter than the other. Unless you're going to tell me that those ritz chips are as sweet as coke. Maybe you will, I don't know how retarded you are.
>>22101520i am more retarded than you could possibly imagine
slept on award
They're like okay. Eating this is clear "backup friend" behavior, the sort of person that you'd cancel on without a second thought.
I would never bother with those when even the worst of these will be much better and cost the same while giving you more.
What are they Best foods or meals couple's like to do together when cooking? I think meal prepping is great together activity. Also baking each others favorite foods as a surprise.
>>22098067If my partner enters my kitchen while I'm cooking I start throwing things.
>>22098751>>22098758Gae, both of you.Still a good group activity to invite non lazy friends to.
if you're literally starving one person can peel vegetables and maybe chop them while the other works on something else.Other than prep work why would you need 2 people?If you're really so lovey dovey have your doting sweetheart pass you utensils and ingredients you need.Or like the other anons said, activities kids like. Decorating cookies, etc
>>22098751>two guysLol!Lmao!
>>22098067any meal that I cook while she does the dishes when I am done with them, that's team work.
Chicken and ketchup. No idea why, but it repulses me on a fundamental level. Pretty much any other hfc slop sauce I would be fine with.
>>22101199So you've eaten cat food, huh weirdo?
>>22100003My friend growing would put mustard on his scrambled eggs. I like eggs. I like mustard. But the thought of combining them makes me want to puke. I can still remember the smell.
>>22100003I had neighbors growing up that used to freeze their hotdogs and eat them like Popsicles.
>>22101199gross dude why did you try cat food?
>>22101375>other people around me used to do this>those people are white trashlol
>>22100666>I love you too Satan
>>22100666Best apple with peanut butter
it's impossible to tell the difference between a good one and a bad one without tasting it
>>22100666Try real apples sometimes, not plastic supermarket slop
>>22101403your soft piece of shit apples have no flavor, they taste like foam and they are dry as fuck. I bet your teeth are bad too, cant even bite into a real apple. Bitchmade
Just found out that I have a high total cholesterol and freakishly high LDL for a 25 year old gamer. I barely even eat meat and am vegetarian most of the time, eating a lot of dairy and cheese. I don't really use butter for cooking at all, only olive or avocado oil, and don't eat many baked goods or cakes. I do eat ice cream regularly. The dairy is the only thing that I can think of causing my numbers to be this bad. I also binge drink 4-5 days per week and don't exercise. What foods am I supposed to eat in order to lower my LDL and cholesterol? I see people online saying that you should try eating <10g of saturated fat per day to achieve lowering cholesterol, but how is this even possible unless you eat nothing but raw vegetables and fruits?
>>22099730You've got them reversed senpai.
>>22099273brown zoomers are so fucking stupid lmao
>>22099301delete the gay cat pictures, exercise and quit daily drinkingtry to get some bitches aswell, take salsa dance course or some shit
>>22099142Dairy fat contains mirystic fatty acid that's great at increasing ldl. Don't eat dairy fat. Don't eat beef fat. If you want a rule of thumb, indeed stop eating sat fats. This includes plant fats like palm oil. If you want more detailed breakdown, ask AI about fatty acids that increase ldl. Lean meat, beans, veggies, fish is what you should eat now.
>>22099493My testosterone was above average for a zoomer
Let's say you want pizza, but don't want to choose the toppings yourself. Which pre-selected recipe on your local's menu do you go for?For me it's gotta be the Meat Lover's. Oooooh lawdy, does nothing beat a good Meat Lover's with pepperoni, bacon, ground beef, and sausage!
>>22101240>Dominos arrives in town.>Same owners from Brampton who opened the one 40km up the road.>Opening special! ANY Pizza ANY Toppings 13.99!>Order one up.>7 specialty toppings.>Nope, no modifiers that add cost to the order.>"You saved $32.50 on this order!"I won't be convinced they lost a cent. Did the same thing when they opened up the previous one.Wasn't even that good and I threw half it out, deal was for any size so I got the biggers.
>>22097213Hawaiian. There's a place nearby though which does a buffalo chicken, which includes red peppers, banana peppers, and blue cheese drizzle.
>>22101321sounds horrible
>>22101329wrong
>>22101242That's a fair trade-off, anon. Working with dough doesn't really bother me personally but I see where you're coming from.
Chili in the summer?
>>22100787Well it must have been the other guy then
Chili's good all the time, see >>22100691You guys ever put carrot chunks in yours? I didn't used to but I've been liking it latelyI also do a blended chili paste of beef broth, guajillo and ancho, that's been working well the last few batchesAnd a smoked porter goes well too
>>22100412Jeet bait.
>>22100569>No water>No bread>Nothing but chilinice
>>22101150Don't need all those fancy distractions
Is there any way to make oatmeal not taste like shit? Also, can you twice cook it into something more crispy and less sludgy?
>>22098971aspartame.
>>22098971Add white and milk chocolate. Make it in full fat milk instead of water as well. I'd recommend putting in the freezer overnight with a nice layer of whipped cream on the top to make it taste heavenly in the morning.
>>22100129I told you how already. First make sure you're not using instant or steel cut oats. Get the old fashioned Quaker Oats. It says old fashioned on the package. Boil water. A little more than a cup should be ok. Put in 1/2 cup of oats. You want the water to just cover the oats. Turn the heat down to 4. You the heat below medium but not low. Let it simmer until the water is gone. Wa la. You have now have firm, al dente oatmeal with distinct separate grains. If it's too hard add more water and cook more. This is how to make oatmeal that isn't mush. I've been making oatmeal like that for 20 years. I don't measure the measure anymore because I know how much my pot needs but I think a little more than a cup is right. Remember, you want the water to just cover the oats, you don't want them in a huge amount of water. The more water you use the mushier the oats will be so avoid too much water.
>>22100811Explain what about it is unhealthy, or what I've been tricked into enjoying. Go on, be explicit, vagueposting coward.>>22100129>im trying to fix the textureI like my method of doing half cut oats and half whole oats. You get a nice blend of the creamier texture with some chew to it.
>>22098971not pawsible, just learn how to make granola bars
Do you make any special coffee drinks at home? I've been thinking about getting into that, so far I've only made iced coffees which has saved me a bunch of money. Are homemade iced cappucinos as good as ones from restaurants? There is a whole world of homemade coffee drinks just waiting for me but I'm worried that it won't be as good as the stuff you can order when you're out. Maybe I just need to believe in my abilities, something the experts of /ck/ have no trouble doing. I also like the idea of controlling what goes into the drinks, like how much sugar and cream.
>>22100417latte not made with espresso
>>22100417Almond water, oat water, coconut water, rice water, cashew water
>>22100191>won't be as good as the stuff you can order when you're outI got that oxo concentrate maker a little while ago and have been making lattes every morning. It kind of pisses me off that they are basically the same quality/quantity as places that are charging like $8. Only 2 local places are markedly better than what I am making now. It's worth it to try so you can know what's actually worth the money.
>>22100191i used to, but then i saw that my weight went higher than 120 pounds so i had to stop. i would brew some coffee and then drop a chocolate brownie into the cup and then microwave it to fully dissolve it and then i pour a layer of cream on top. it was basically a mocha
>>22101147>weight went higher than 120 poundswhy are u skelly>it was basically a mochaThis is something I've been doing lately with hot chocolate, no sugar. Mix a couple tablespoons in with coffee, stir, and it's like a mocha,
Is there anything she can't do?
not get stuck in my fucking teeth
>>22101289Just open your throat bro.
>>22101288I've been drinking "naturally flavored with other natural flavors 0% juice" lacroix knockoffs and I've been thinking of just buying the plain one and adding lime juice, which I predict will be the best.
>>22101297Key lime juice is great for that. Good choice anon.
>>22101295anything for you bro
Post a photo of the breakfast that you had this morning.
>>22099244Liver, but I'd rather eat heart. Come to think of it, the only animal heart I've eaten is chicken. Wonder why other animal hearts are less common, even if it is offal that hardly anyone likes to eat in the US in the first place.
>>22099508you've had beef heart. They put it in ground beef.
>>22099508Thats a beef heart. Not liver
>>22099172Its poop now
>>22099172>Post a photo of the breakfast that you had this morning.well... when I shit it out tomorrow I will.
oh no
>sherbetPussy-ass shit
>>22100685Its usually apple juice or grape
>>22100685>now
>>22100678I saw those at Costco the other day. The Goodpop ones they also sell are way more appealing, actually just ice and fruit juice and only 30 calories a piece.
>>22100685>we
Reminder that baked beans are a 100% American food.>original recipe by American Indians used maple syrup and bear fat>English settlers in Massachusetts Bay Colony changed to molasses and pork fat/bacon (hence the alternative name pork-and-beans)>people in Boston began canning it and sending it all over the Americas, and back to England, hence the name "Boston baked beans" and Boston becoming known as "beantown"
>>22100897>over headESL retard.
Make it slop
>>22099618>computer, baked beans, the english way
>>22100940Fuck off, nerd.
Ha - it's incredible how poorly educated Americans are.
>sometimes I run out of salsa and cheese with a bunch of chips left>other times I run out of chips and have a bunch of cheese and/or salsa leftWhat am I doing wrong?
you're eating lunchables just make some salsa yourself you flid. surely you can afford tomatoes if you're buying whatever the fuck that is from the store. get a grip
>>22101047OP's child snack diet aside I assume you make every single thing you eat from raw ingredients?
>>22101012Eat two chips at a time
>>22101012Goblinmax, my dude. Use a chip to scoop both the "salsa" and the "nacho cheese" into the chip section, then stir it around with your finger and eat it like the animal you have allowed yourself to become.
>>22101012>What am I doing wrong?Eating too much or too little dip with your chips. If you're halfway through and it looks like you're gonna run out of chips then eat more dip with each bite. If it looks like you're gonna run out of dip then eat less dip with each bite.Hope this helped.
