which one? Pfeffermakrele for me personally
>>21101722Lox and bacon on a poppy seed bagel.
>>21101820Oy vey dat's not kosha!
>>21101722I'm a Stremellachs kind of guy. Never had one, I'm not a barbarian, but I love a lox bagel. It's the only thing heebs gave me I don't want to toss them back in the oven for
>>21101722That image is like one of those AI generated ones where the text is gibberish.
>>21101722Seelachs
>>21101879>I cannot comprehend other languages, for I am a toddler
>>21101722Matjes or Rollmops for me.Gotta have that pickled herring.
>>21102733absolute gibberish i tell ya
>>21101722All look absolutely disgusting
All the decent German cooking is in the South.
>>21102755Southerner again is butthurt because he has no fish.
>>21102782I had fish. It sucks.I rather import a tasty animal like kangaroo.
>>21102794That's your problem alone.
>>21101722Mackerel chad reporting in. But I would try a bunch of others, mostly the ones with onions
>>21101722Matjessalat so good they included it twice
>>21101722I only see slop there
>>21101722>krabben>look inside>shrimps.jpgWhat gives?
>>21101722Raucherlax mit weissbrotcher
Imagine being one of the retards that actually had trouble with english in high school and can't pronounce words in languages that use essentially the same alphabet
>>21101722I don't trust seafood in this form (both for sanitary reasons and not wanting to choke on bones reasons) so I'm taking the fish cake.
>>21101722Smoked Mackerel, always.
>>21101722>kein aaldas bild kann man also getrost ignorieren
>>21103159I'm pretty sure that no English speaker could pronounce many of those correctly. Maybe if you're a native speaker of some other rather hard Germanic language and even then it's hard.
>I love to travel!
For me, it's krabben
>>21103056>t.amerimutt
>>21103759based
>>21101722Bismarck-Krabben-LachsJust give me the whole thing
>>21101722A gravlax and egg sandwich was my breakfast a lot of the time last year. Pretty good stuff.
I'll take the fried ufo in the top corner. >t. sharts in mart
>no RäucheraalCuck chart
>>21101722where can I get these at??
>>21105823At fish food trucks/stands in northern Germany. Probably also in the Netherlands under different names.
For me, it has to be brathering
>>21105823Denmark, Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium and France (without the bread of course), Southern UK, Southern Sweden, Norway, the Baltics.Don't tell the Vatnik OP though (he gets paid to start this thread and won't read this)
Fun fact: In the german dub Homer is demanding a Fischbrötchen instead of a burrito.
>>21101722I had a Lachsbrötchen in a Christmas market. Kino lil bread and the sauce was boss. Germans, you're alright.
>>21101824Fun fact: a bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon is also not kosher because it combines meat and cheese.
>>21101722Brathering
>>21105846Deine mama isn Vatnik und dein vadder isst Brezeln zu abend du Gurkenlutscher
>>21105831>>21105846Damn it, I'm stuck in the USA.>tfw no Fischbrotchen
>>21106181I haven't taken any religious dietary classes, but if an obscure fact I heard once is correct, that's with regards for a religious law that prohibits serving the products of mother and child livestock in the same meal. Apparently, it's disrespectful to the animals, the same way feeding a pig the corpse of its sibling might be seen as a bit eyebrow-raising even though the pig doesn't really know any better.So theoretically, you could mix goat cheese and beef, but after a while, it stuck as "just don't mix dairy and meat to make sure that mistake is never made".I'm pretty sure fish passes muster in that case, but I'm not Jewish, so iunno.
>>21108113Meanwhile you could eat a chicken and egg at the same time.
stop posting this fucking disgusting picture
>>21108223Imagine getting filtered by fish and bread
>>21102794I'd love to eat a whole kangaroo. Reckon it would last me a month
>>21108246do Aussies do kangaroo spit roasts?
Why does this image generate so much seethe? The sandwiches look delicious
>>21109465Because it's fish. Also not breaded and deep fried. Still missing some remoulade and lettuce imo.
>>21102733Who are you quoting?
>>21101722Imagine eating fish.
>>21109552Greentexts aren't quotes newfag
>>21108255I'm going to assume no. It's such a clumsily shaped animal that it would cook really unevenly
>>21109750HOW NEW
>>21109465They don't. They really don't.
>>21109482Partly because it features very bland, underwhelming looking fish sandwiches on crap, unbuttered bread with no sauce. When they have an additional ingredients its usually just raw onion. One of them is literally just prawns and bread ffs, they just don't look good.But it's mostly because its been posted 31785 times on a fairly low traffic board and people are sick of it
>>21109770>on crap, unbuttered breadI hope you're not american
>>21108246>Reckon it would last me a monthYou'd have to eat about 1-1.3kg of roo per day, definitely possible but weeks 2, 3, and 4 would be a grind
>>21109779Norf ingerland mate
>>21109465If you can't understand why 'Bismarck' is so funny, you're just never going to get it.
>>21106181why would the omnipotent creator of the universe care about what food groups you combine?
>>21101722tfw Krabben costs 10€ now in Hamburg.
>>21109806Yahweh is notoriously a hyper-sperg jealous control freak, that's why
>>21109817It's even worse at tourist traps.
>>21109768What's your problem with fish buckaroo? They are delicious.
>>21109786No, I can't understand it, why is Bismark so funny?
>>21108001What is stopping you from making one yourself?
>>21101722Brathering looks strangely appealing to me. What is it?
>>21110427Marinated Fried Hering/Sardinehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brathering
>>21110427Herring drenched in flour, fried and then marinated in a sour marinade.
>>21101722Seelachs or Seelachs-Ei
>>21106181Not true - fish is counted as 'parve' (same classification as vegetable, fruit, eggs etc) so is not considered meat. The prohibition on mixing meat and milk refers specifically to 'fleishig' meat such as beef, chicken or lamb.
Bratroller but with onions
>>21105831Kino
>>21106181Goofy ass nigga
>>21102742
