>POV you are a Japanese salaryman and it's 2am
>>21918972>>21920839Yeah the bottle being in the dish is weird.
>>21918966>2 amVery few jap restaurants open after 10 pm.
>>21918966> the real "POV you are a Japanese salaryman and it's 2am"
>>21920734They are enough Gaijin hunters for him to find some old maid
>>21918970>>21920270
I know these are mocked as janny food but they taste greatmaybe it's because i was starving but i was blown away by the tastethey're too good for jannies
>>21919223Let’s be real for a second. Mankind has spent thousands of years fumbling in the dark. We built the pyramids, split the atom, and touched the moon all just to distract ourselves from the fact that we hadn't peaked yet. But the search is over. The Big Arch™ has arrived, and it is the undisputed epitome of our species achievement.Forget culinary arts. This isn't just a burger; it’s a structural masterpiece. Those two massive beef patties are the twin pillars of a new civilization. That Big Arch Sauce? It’s the liquid gold that alchemists died trying to create. Every layer is a calculated strike against the concept of hunger itself.When you hold a Big Arch™, you aren't just holding lunch; you’re holding the physical manifestation of industrial perfection. It’s the sound of 10,000 years of agricultural evolution screaming in triumph.>I have seen the face of god, and it was topped with tangy onions and melted cheeseWe can stop innovating now. We’ve won. Wrap it up, boys. The Big Arch™ is here, and we are finally complete.
>>21919206I prefer Pizza Pops.
>>21919882thanks chatgippity, i will now go out and purchase a delicious McDonald's™ product
>>21919206They are mocked because this is the only food that autists and assburgers will eat other than chicken tendies. It also implies that those who eat it are children of single whores whose only cooking skill is pressing the button (singular) on the microwave.
>>21919206I have never eaten a hot pocket where the contents remotely resemble the picture on the package. The pizza ones are filled with orange goo, the veggie ones filled with yellow goo.
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bratty patty
>>21916980>Way too thick pattyYep>Pink and undercooked in the middleYep>Tiny bunYep that's a beef burger from a fish place alright
>>21916996>latexnoob
>>21916996>>21917010The black gloves you see in barbecue videos on, eg, reddit, aren't heat-resistant. They wear additional cotton gloves underneath. They don't use the black gloves because they're heat-resistant, they use the black gloves because they're sold at Costco. If you prefer they wore blue medical gloves, take it up with Costco.
>>21920511Blue and green medical gloves have to be certified. That's why food gloves are other colors such as black. They're not certified and thus are cheaper.
Spaghetti thread
>>21917512here i stand, a fren, unyielding
>>21914183Looks dry
>>21917514bruh... theres a frog for everything eh
>>21914183Excellent meat to pasta ratio
>>21914767corr
where did the misconception that this is plastic or fake come from? it's literally just cheese that has been melted and mixed with an emulsifier. It has been around for over 100 years
whats the best blend of home made american cheese?
>>21910253>he says defending cheese productslop
>>21921408I'm defending his honor, not your use of buzzwords.
>>21920903The culinary snob way is to make a stiff mornay sauce with a cheddar that you like
>>21910254Nta but it kind of does taste like plastic when it's cold. I have to admit it goes well in a melt or grilled cheese though.
Rate my binge haul
>>21917774I am 100 lbs down since fall and I could eat this food in less than 10 minutes
>>21920797Not impressive. Shouldn't have become a hamplanet in the first place.
>>21920810I'm talking to my brother the OP
>>21917774I've been there many a times 8/10 I personally would replace the juice with soda
>>219177741) that's it?2) I never understood "binging" with juice when everything else here is sweet
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SHAPING BREAD LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
>>21916097it represents the holy trinity; the father, the son, and the holy spirit you absolute nincompoop
>>21916097to pretend that you're a female when in reality you're actually a raped male
>>21916097it's knot bread
>>21916097Good for dipping and puling apart. A true symbol of 19th century Germany
>>21916097the fold of the bread is to mimic arms folded in reverence.
>but if I'm honest, the pork stock cube gives it that nice porkiness
What about if he's dishonest?
>>21920581He’d probably shill some mediocre product while slowly transforming into a postmenopausal lesbian
>>21919648I feel like he's getting ready to toss that cube into one of the three glasses but he's not really looking at them properly, is he aiming for the more difficult shot, the smaller mouth of the bottle?
>>21920581Then you fucking die IRL
>>21921445>kobe!
Do you guys have any recommendations on what to flavour a vegetable melody with for roasting?
>>21920038Spice of your choice to taste and plenty of oil to coat. I like a healthy mix of cayenne, chili powder, and paprika.
>>21920038REALLY? I have to be the first to say it?*MEDLEY*, OP, it's medley. Not fucking melody. And no one else even knew that. What a bunch of morons.
>>21920385OMFG THAT'S SO FUCKING CRAZY BRO
>>21920385Damn I was eight minutes too late
More Onion
What are you doing about it?
>>21920330Calm the fuck down, Les Hiddins.
>>21920495it's ok, I won't ever be either. None of us will be
>>21920347Neat, thank you
>>21918335Proud of ya. I dont get the no meat thing either. Remember the natives teaching pilgrims to plant corn with a dead fish?>>21919976Red wrigglers?>>21919983Things can be more efficient, always.
>>21913729Cramming.
How long could you survive with just a small electric cold box?
So this is communism.
>>21914543Unfortunately you've survived this long.
>>21914543Is this common in Europe?
>>21921321No, but tell yourself otherwise if you want everyone to think you're a dumbass faggot.
>>21921321probably more common in rural America. seems like the kind of shit you'd find in trailer parks or hollers
I went to the grocery store and bought food I’ve seen in animes I’ve watched :3
>>21920351>shelled edamame NGMI anon
>>21920351Nice, what did you think of them?
>>21920351Are you going to review them or nah?
>>21920351Only beta male virgins watch anime
>>21920433You are a poor white kid trying to sound black. You are pathetic
Is it worth getting into Turkish tea?It looks comfy
>>21918959and write a shitty book about it
>>21919189How could he write a book if he kms himself?
>>21918942>turkish teathats what i call cockroach poison
>>21918959put some respect on the mans name
>>21919174yeah but drinking it in Tangier at that one cafe up on the hill at sunset overlooking the strait of Gibraltar, looking at the Atlantic and the Mediterranean... That hits the spot
I’m starting to realize why us Americans are getting so fat: restaurant portions are grossly oversized.Wanted to eat out for lunch today for the first time in the new year, and I’m struggling to find a restaurant where literally everything on the menu doesn’t btfo my calorie budget. Ironically, fast food is easy to make work (but not what I want) because of how modular their menus are.>just eat part of it and have leftovers!I mean I can, but I shouldn’t have to. I should be able to order a normal amount of food for one person to eat in one meal.
go to a steakhouse
>>21919463Yes shlomo. Less profit.
>>21914569NTA but the reason for big portions is that the actual ingredients (and related volume costs) are probably not that big of a % of the restaurant costs compared to rent, capital investments, and a lot of fixed cost labor like managers. So huge portions can be a small marginal expenditures that make a lot of customers happy and willing to shell out. It's not some irrational drive.
>>21914479Plump german fingers typed this post
>>21920962This isn't a jewish thing. If you think restaurant owners are making incredible money, you're a complete doofus.
Wow.. Just wow... I LOVE this product!!
>>21916726hehe xD >>21916719Everyone sage these threads man. Don't let the corporations spam this board with their stupid advertisements. I am saying this as a huge McDonalds fan btw!
>>21919058>but then you realise you paid more than half your hourly wage for the burger aloneI could've made a Five Guys joke here but then I realized to my horror that every other fast food joint is getting just as expensive.
>>21919137Your mom should have aborted you
>>21916719Woah. Thats a pretty unique sesame seed sort of poppy seed bun. It looks like it probably tastes like nothing else on the mcdonalds menu, but still distincly mcdonalds, like only mcdonalds do a burger like that! If i were you, I'd take my time and figure out an angle of attack, then then dig in! A big bite for a big arch!
>>21916719I love this product.
