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>Gets you arrested
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>>22224874
They sell this in the worst third world countries on earth, where the average IQ is barely above 80 and I never saw kids killing themselves by swallowing the toys.
That says a lot about the average amerilard goblin.
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>>22226115
>consumer protections are good unless America does them
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>>22226726
>America
>Consumer Protection
Good one, Anon
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>>22226115
A few European children have died from choking on the toy. Yeah America is fucked up in a lot of ways but I don't think this is a reason why.
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>>22226115
Common misconception. It has nothing to do with kids choking or not choking. It's from some old ass law from the interwar period about "non-nutritive objects" completely embedded within food. I think, though don't quote me on it, it was done so unscrupulous companies couldn't make, say, a bar of chocolate, shove a stone slate in the middle to inflate its weight and sell it according to that inflated weight. Customers might be tricked into thinking it's a solid bar of chocolate only to be disappointed to find a rock down the middle.
However, if you can see that there's something in the center, such as in the case of popsicle sticks, lollipop sticks or the tabs that stick out of American Kinder eggs (I forgot what they're actually called, but they're not Surprise), it's legal. If it's not visible from the outside, it's not.
I can understand the reason the law was passed and we're really taking the piss mocking the Americans for it. At this point, Ferrara know what they can do to get proper Kinder eggs on the American market, they just choose not to and it's not the Americans' fault. It's a good law, just taken to a silly conclusion.

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I love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe. Bread, bake, done. Eat with Frank's. Far better than boring pork chops. Way cheaper than beef too.
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>>22225852
Please take the cock out of your mouth when your typing at me.
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>>22226073
sorry anon, was drunk
also other anons are right, pork should never cost that much. dollars per pound
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>>22225165
>why is it so expensive
Because he shops at publix. They cope and tell themselves they pay a premium to shop away from blacks, but publix is always full of them
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>>22225139
this is under $3 a pound at DeMoulas
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>>22225165
I buy them at $3/lb, which is still significantly more expensive than shoulder but I like them because they're a good balance of lean and fat.

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>neopolitan ice cream sandwiches

Is this pure American ingenuity in full display?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58y0S_QuRBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeqUOAS2TZ4
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i fucking love neopolitan ice cream
get the best of all worlds
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>>22220874
lmao
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>>22220437
Interracial is Bad
Reddit said so
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>>22220882
I'm american and neaopolitan ice cream simply does exist here.

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Crackers simply don't get better than this
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>>22226389
I miss the 80s and 90s.
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>>22226490
Exactly what I was thinking. But then one day they were out of Ritz, and I thought they were better than nothing. I ate one single Rema 1000 cracker and I already knew I would never buy Ritz again
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>>22226512
i too miss the world being 5% less jew'd
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>>22225680
Why would they need to verify cheddar?
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>>22226512
>even the store brand is $4 a box

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how is this not deceptive and GAY
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Fags get what they deserve.
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>>22223417
Just put your own lemon slices in water dumbass, carbonated or not. Problem solved
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>>22223417
It's not deceptive if you completed middleschool.
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>>22223417
Based Corporations Absolutely Dominating the paypig caste
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It's the lemon equivalent of tomato paste. What's in there probably goes a long way consider the only thing it's competing with for flavor is fucking water.

How many cups a day is healthy and safe? What is the consensus here?
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>>22226493
>tourist
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>>22226518
>faggot
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>>22226518
Anon, you're a wizard, I was gonna post this exact image of Cocoa and Xhimo but couldn't find it readily.
Thank you, anon.
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>>22226513
you have no understanding
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>>22226192
I'm not a big coffee drinker but I'd learn to love it if it meant spending time in this establishment.

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780g Bread Flour
175g Starter
589g Water
16g Salt
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>>22225047
>>22225051
you gotta account for the salt in the inclusions
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>>22225302

Toasted with EVOO and flakey salt has to be my top 3 pleasures.

>>22225377
Probably right

>>22225048
Old pic, but i like my kitchen (: Washer/dryer doubles as tabletop space. Comes in handy for baking sheets cooling off if my stove is being used.
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Still need a lot of work but it’s tasty
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>>22226268
Looks good, scoring the top loaf before baking would be advised.

Are you using whole wheat / spelt flour? I feel like those flours are difficult to get a decent crumb
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>>22225002
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULD

ps happy bday mike

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Did drinking Olivia's juices make you happier, CK?
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>>22226367
Foyim?
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>>22226378
Foid Goyim
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>>22226367
tragically i did lol. it's just fucking baja blast but with pink food coloring i was so annoyed. what a waste of the extra 20 cents i spent.
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Wife and daughter got it the other night they said it sucked compared to regular Baja blast told them before hand that would be the case oh well I guess
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>>22226455
>>22226457
>willingly paying a literal pink tax

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I used to be a general tso guy but beef and broccoli mogs it to shit
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>>22224857
this but also with an order of house egg foo young
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Sometimes, good old-fashioned chop suey hits the spot.
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>>22224209
One needs both, anon, to keep healthy
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>>22224300
>tofu
Get out, infidel...
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>>22226065
No. I eat meat just not from Chinese restaurants. With tofu I know it's safe every time and I'm not going to get gross fatty or gristly meat chunks of unknown provenance. Chinese restaurant meat is so hit or miss I go with tofu because it's a hit every time.

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>Not how instant noodles work. After 30 minutes he collapsed after stomach pain, sweating, and vomiting.

>Stomach blockages take days to kill you, not under 2 hours

>Raw noodles absorb water, but the volume in the stomach stays the same. They aren't expanding foam, for fuck's sake. It's why birds don't actually pop when you feed them raw rice.

>If he was eating raw noodles it's not like he would've been swallowing them whole, they would've mixed with his spit before they got in his stomach.

>It takes noodles 4 to 6 hours to leave the stomach so there's no way they're going to block the intestine in under 2 hours.

>His dad said it was his "favourite meal" implying his son eating raw noodles was a common thing for him, not an unusual new thing.

>In Korea instant noodles are often sold dry with the seasoning on so people can eat them raw like crisps yet Koreans aren't dropping dead in under 2 hours.

>They say the noodles were tested and weren't laced yet he was rushed to the toxicology center and died en route.

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zoomers literally eat ramen like bricks of chips, it's ridiculous.
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It seems to be an arab thing I used to date a girl who's family were convinced eating even 1 pack of ramen was pretty much a death sentence in the form of turbo cancer
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>>22225300
Sounds like Koreans and "fan death".
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>>22225223
people have been doing that since at least the 90s.
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>>22222394
it's extra weird because indomie has a factory in egypt too

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It has habaneros, diced onions, chili sauce, salt, pepper, and bacon right?
It is hygienically made right not gonna give me any liquid shit?
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>>22223662
>>22223707
im a spic too but mayo is hella disgusting
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>>22223662
a hot dog is a sandwich and sandwiches get some kind of fat on the bread whether it be mayonnaise, butter, oil, or drippings.
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>>22225892
try it with hot sauce
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>>22223733
Health and safety regulations only apply to white people, I thought that was obvious at this point
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>>22223535
Its just a regular hot dog... The sausages might be the more high end ones from walmart or something.
>>22223560
That's made out of aluminum? It must be the cheapest available.
>>22223555
Chili beans aren't vegetables?

I wouldnt eat most things from mexico. A fucking bag of lay chips gave me diarrhea once.

Thinking about buying one for my room. I live in a big boarding house, and the kitchen is always dirty and messy. I’m an introvert who doesn’t like talking to people, so I only go down there to cook a few things in bulk. Thinking about buying this little burner thing to toast some bread or make eggs. I will not be frying steaks in my room or anything like that.
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>>22213368
Just get a multicooker/instant pot
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>>22224602
The electromagnetic waves did it while I was making an omelet
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>>22225885
>Just
Just read the thread.
OP already purchased a countertop Induction >>22213936
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What kind of ghetto setup are you people running?
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>>22225888
thats wild. for some reason my phone is always fully charged after making an omelet

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>took girl out on a date
>get lunch special #6
>girls tells me she doesnt drink water or soda and did not want the extra cup
>eats multiple pizza slices with a dry throat
Did she think i was gonna mess with her drink or something?
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>>22225790
Strange way of saying youre a throat goat. It was tinder if she wanted to be lewd she would have
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>>22223106
ok im a girl here and like why are u taking her to a chain pizza restaurant as a first date? you'd prob have way more success even at like a local pizza joint. my last two first dates have been at a cheap local mexican restaurant and a cheap local bar, and i had a great time without us really breaking the bank. if it's a few dates in, i like you, and we're doing something else and just stopping by that's one thing, my partner and i just did some hiking and taco bell the other day and had a (baja) blast. but like first dates are partially about making an impression and honestly, i would probably not see you again if i wound up at a pizza chain lmao
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>>22226291
post tits
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>>22226291
https://www.meneds.com/locations/
Tranny larper, like I said before regional place with only 8 locations or so. No date is judging a date over a local pizza place vs Ma and Pops $60 pie premium
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>>22223106
>she doesnt drink water

What the fucking hell?????

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>order an extra side of "real" teff-based injera from Ethiopian restaurant (I think they sell two different breads - one that is pure teff, one with wheat flour mixed in), now understand why they mix in wheat flour and will never do that again

I'm not sure if this is over-fermented or it just is supposed to be this way but it's VERY sour and tastes like alcohol
I have a ton of it - some should be the normal kind maybe that will be easier to choke down
I regret getting it lol but haven't gotten this kinda food in years. They do give you a good amount of food for the money - esp bread.
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>have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
was a classic back in the day, people are actually going to ethiopian restaurants now? that bread looks good unironically
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>>22224415
i enjoyed this
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>>22225590
well you see cleetus, some people like stepping outside their mcdonalds-slop bubble and trying new things once in a while. it's what adds variety to life.
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>>22224082
>Ethiopian restaurant
Why does an anon on /ck/ keep spamming this?

I'm sure it's just one or perhaps two people having a conversation with themselves.

Nobody actually eats this and if they did, they will find it's just same, same, same. There is NOTHING unique or flavorsome about this, I don't know why OP keeps trying to fool people?

Just give up.
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>>22226433
please stick to your containment threads and board.


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