Looks good, right? Well the pastry cream inside sogs up the nice laminated dough, making the effort basically pointless. If you run a bakery I guess it's an ok way to use extra croissant dough for variety, but at home it's not worth it.What are some other foods that simply aren't worth the effort?
>>20940794I bet if you had cream inside you, you'd get all sogged up, too.
>>20940794>What are some other foods that simply aren't worth the effort?I was going to say those bags of dehydrated soup ingredients but that really doesn’t take much effort. Might be homemade ice cream for me, tastes good but takes a while, costs too much, and there’s a lot of cleanup for a little product
>>20940841Isn't it strange how everyone you've ever met, anyone you ever will meet, is a product of a creampie? Just a funny thought I had the other day.
>>20940794really good ramen. I make ramen noodles from scratch and my neighbor sometimes gives us brisket she makes on her green egg, they go great together. one day I decided to go all out- I smoked a brisket, made bone broth, and noodles from scratch. came out great but it was way too much work. now I only do the noodles, use better than bullion + miso, and usually leftover costco chicken or steak. soups like this scale really well for restaurants but at home I'm just going to cut corners from now on.
>>20941008Not me
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.
>>20940916Seriously why is Shahar Segal always misplacing the bread? I hope they found it.
I realize this is an incredibly niche channel and >A thread died for thisbut I'm unreasonably happy to see a new upload from these kikes more than a decade after I first discovered them. The cauliflower cooking video is honestly one of the most hilarious things I've ever watched in 36 years of life. Guy goes on and on about how you have to boil it upsidedown to protect the florets and then ones it's finished - without missing a beat - Eyal is like "oh, yeah, I was completely fucking wrong about this" and Shahar is like "yeah you fucking retard that's what I was fucking yelling you" and it just absolutely slays me
>>20941005this is seriously funny and i'm also unironically using sage on a cooking forum>overestimating ones' relevance: the thread
are comfort foods like this really worth tryinghttps://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/the-ultimate-chicken-noodle-soup/
>>20940106I would say you should know how to make soup, because soup is a poorfag survival tool. Great way to deliver veggies, some carbs if you have noods, and what little meat you have with tons of flavor. CNS is a great entry vehicle - cheap protein, simple veg, simple seasoning. But it's very easily the blandest form of soup out there, it's better to step up your soup game ASAP and make better, more expensive soups while you can.
>>20940106>are comfort foods like this really worth tryingis that your comfort food? comfort foods are a personal thing, if you did not grow up eating chicken soup and have fond memories of doing so, then that will not be a comfort food for you.
>>20940334Yes, add some pimenton and smetana.
>>20940106I prefer rice or potatoes as my starch in chicken soup, way better than noodles.
>>20940106You need to make homemade chicken stock. Next time you have a chicken turn the carcass into a stock and then freeze it.Also buy those noodles that twist so they don't fall off your spoon.Dolly Parton's chicken and dumpling recipe is one of the most comforting foods that I've ever had. It's way better than one would assume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TCIZ-QJyh4
Friends, we need one onyohn. Thoughts on this guy? His food looks good, but he's a little off-putting.
>>20927682His recipe for demi glace looked pretty good
>>20935953Bleach is Corrosive to Metals, avoid it on metal surfaces, especially aluminum, copper, and iron
>>20927682I like JP but he's become a little bit of an exaggeration of himself and his audience is comprised of inept retard boomers which doesn't matter but always makes me cringe when scroll down to the comments. Really having to interact with anyone's audience makes me sympathize with mass shooters. Covid couldn't kill enough of these dementia patients.
>>20927925lmao. this is what muttmericans genuinely believe
>>20940350It wasn't traditional, which is common nowadays, but he used beef not veal stock, that's strange.
what's with the sissy cage on bubbly wine?
>>20939933>my gf gets massive migraines whenever we have bubbles (except roederer's NV for some strange reason that I can't figure out)That's called being a dumb broad and you're a huge cuck for giving into that nonsense. Have you tried explaining how retarded that is to her? It's like claiming "I'm sensitive to MSG" while eating fast food and processed garbage. You can't be sensitive to all sparkling wine except for one magic brand. That's ridiculous.
>>20940790you may be right but wine is not just grapes, if you're allergic to anything in eggs, fish parts, shellfish, and all kinds of other weird things, you can have a reaction to wine, because wine makers use those things in the production processnta just helping you learn a bit more about a subject you don't seem all that familiar with
>>20940790I agree, it's completely ridiculous, but it doesn't matter what this bitch drinks: champagne, prosecco, sekt, franciacorta; she takes one sip and she's curled up in a ball crying about her head and she after a glass she'll be shitfaced puking on the floor. It's truly weird because the girl can handle her liquor across the board fairly well.
>>20940790t. incel
>>20940825I understand what you're saying but claiming to be sensitive to every sparkling wine except one brand is silly. There's no way one brand of sparkling wine is that much different from the hundreds of other brands.
I just received some imported Aussie foods. These are incredible, why cant you find them in america??
>>20939929Imagine being such a massive hipster faggot that you import low quality third world food. There is a reason why nobody outside of Australia hypes up their shit food.
I'm literally knocking out the next australian i see
>>20939929I've still been looking for musk
>>20939929iPod challenge?
>>20940492trying too hard
This thread exists for no reason other than to share my trauma.Back in 2018 I had the worst Pizza I've ever had, I do not recall where other than that it was in Wyoming. A diagram of the pizza has been provided.Feel free to post you own worst Pizza encounters, i just needed to share mine.
>>20938952I don't know, I've never heard of it
>>20938936the worst pizza I have ever had were all frozen, second worst is little cesars, than chuckee cheese, and then costco.
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>>20939564Am I supposed to be appalled at the guy ordering a pizza with toppings and sauces he prefers? I really should be upset at the failure wagie that couldn't even spread the sauce or toppings correctly. that's literally all you have to do, rub your fingers over some cheese and you couldn't manage to do it. And you have the nerve to take a picture making fun of someone else. Kys.
>>20940597 Tell me how I know that you are a whining leftoid with no friends who likes seafood on his pizza. Are you retarded? Of course Chefs and cooks judge people's food requests. So do waiters and waitresses. I don't really care if you would like to eat a fecal sandwich with sardines, but I will judge you. I am judging you now.
Choose two. They are the only sauces you can use for the rest of your life.
>>20938192>brown 'ratchGot me retching here.
>>20935588I'll swap all of that crap for mayo. Thank you.
I like Tabasco sriracha, I also want to try Melindas Garlic and Habanero
>>20939525For me it's Dr. Porkenheimer's Anal Holocaust
>>20940752relax bro. the color difference is from using a different pepper supplier
What are some good Halloween desserts to make. Not to give out but to enjoy yourself.
>>20940020Transition weeners, queer balls, faggots with potato mush.
>>20940364>Transition weeners,Care to share a recipe?
>>20940756You rip the hotdog open and turn it inside out. Then you cover it in ketchup and mangle the base.
>>20940020Homemade Reese's peanut butter cups.I just made some homemade Snickers for the first time, but they were only slightly better than the store version. Pretty fuckin' involved, too.
>>20940787I've made reeses before. They were surprisingly easy, too. Snickers sounds like a lot of effort.
>>20940668I could chug that in one go, easy.
>>20940759Yeah if it was full of BBC cum
>>20940668How much is that?2 liters?
>>20940765No it's a half gallon.
>>2094076764 deciliters????
How do I drink this?
>>20940418put it in the microwave
>>20940418cram
>>20940418This is possibly the worst predicament you can find yourself in. You have to wait for the entire thing to thaw completely, or else it will be really underwhelming. I mean it's going to be underwhelming anyway, but still
>>20940430This makes mustard gas
>>20940418like pic related
In this thread, I want you picky ass eaters to decide what breakfast cereal that I buy next. Let me know what your favorite cereal is and what I should get. Name brand? Generic? A giant bag of malt o meal? Say so!I’ll use a random number generator to determine which cereal gets purchased and then I’ll take pictures of me enjoying what this thread suggested for me. So /ck/, what will it be?
>>20940232Live in Republican Texas in DFW. I’m making myself a bowl now.
Mmmmm with honey it is sooo good!
>>20940635Thanks to everyone who recommended this cereal. It is delicious. Here’s the back of the box for those who want to do the activities…
>>20935727Let me break it down for you OP.My great grandfather ate All-Bran every morning for 50 years and he lived to be 91 years old. Wheatabix is healthier but in my opinion harder to eat everyday so just go with All-Bran and thank me later
>>20940679I’ll be dead within the next 15-20 years most likely. Thank you for the good advice though… Since I’m well off enough, I’ll probably live to be 75-80 or something.Pic related is my wife’s cooking a Carrara’s copycat recipe that involved goat cheese she also made carrots, mashed potatoes, and Longhorn Steakhouse’s Brussels Sprouts.It was delicious.
>noo I don't want to be bread!Post you're bread /ck/, even if it's storebought.
The only form of bread I have right now is a few stale hot dog buns
>>20940296Mix of whole grain durum wheat and rye.
>>20940220I am bread.
that's the wrong knife to cut bread
>go to Costco >see they have "All Butter Dinner Rolls">double check ingredients because autism>contains soybean oil They probably just use it for greasing the pans, but that's still shitty. I got the baguettes instead. Ignore the sell by date. I bought them about a week ago, and stuck them in the freezer until today to have with some beef stew I made.
Does bacon belong on donuts?
>>20940387No.Next question please.
absolutely not. irrelevant if it tastes good, similar to how you like to masturbate to ponies, doesnt make it "right"
>>20940387Yes. Bacon was actually one of the original toppings intended for donuts when they were invented, but were later left off for cost reasons.
>>20940387bacon belongs on everything.
>>20940413Why did your parent raise their son to be gay?
doesn't happen at pasqually's
>>20940289My local Charles Entertainment Cheese franchise closed a couple years ago and got turned into a liquor store.
>>20940289There's a hole in my mattress that I like to dig my finger in. I can spend hours just lying down and pulling the stuffing out of the bed sometimes. It actually makes me hungry when I do it.
