I don't give a fuck about nothing no more. I eat the stringy bits of bananas.
>>21828555checkedeven marquez drank his own piss
>>21828514You should get checked by your doctor, even a little bit of banana can make you gay, especially with ice cream and other fruits like you were doing. It might already be too late anon...
>>21828402If you don't take those out you are just eating banana poop
>>21829454
>>21828402string them 'round the nanner's graceful arc to form a lyre suitable for strumming,as might a maiden or yon fyaggot (>>21828514) 'pon their flow'ring instrument of pleasure
how do you cope with knowing almost all wild caught fish have parasites
If the fish have parasites it is gods will
>>21824126What's the worst part about being blind? I think it would be not being able to tell if there were bugs in my food.
>>21827292You won't live longer by eating that lab stuff. Parasites are not widely killing people prematurely like that. It's not a cumulative scenario. Someone gets some awful parasite they'll get really sick and die a horrid death. It doesn't chip away your years like alcohol or saturated fats though.
>>21824126By having regular bowel movements that make me stronger so the parasites don't have time to hatch inside me.
>>21824135Don't look up demodex mites anon
What are some quality cheese to try? preferably raw and or agedamerisharts may not apply
>>21829306Uhh check your asshole mate
>>21829309Your country makes shit cheeses, you don't have to defend it.
>>21829151Rogue river blue. It won worlds best cheese a few years back. Really delicious
>>21829151Roquefort is blue cheeses big brother.>>21829160Still not cheese
>>21829151Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
why is it so unknown other than kebab?
>>21828551this nigga "eating" soup!!!
>>21828551You wish you could eat real lentil soup made with cured and smoked pork.
>>21828096Because it's a poor failed country
>>21828096They're also known for their contribution to American Thanksgiving.
>>21828096Same reason pizza with lard is unknown. It's the original Neapolitan pizza though. The proper, healthy Neapolitan street food for poor people who work hard and fail to make ends meet. Retards on the internet don't want to hear about that. They want the retarded Mediterranean diet and there's nothing you can do to change that.Compare that to Turkish pide, or the humble yet phenomenal Turkish shepherd's salad. They're nothingburgers unless you get the ingredients completely right. As 99% of the internet can't get the proper chili pepper or cucumber variety, they just make up a fairy tale on the spot and claim it's grandma's real, authentic recipe. It's a scam. There's not a single teacher, scientist, first responder, construction worker or lawyer who comes up with shit like this and presents it as if it were accepted truth. If they did they would be fired on the spot. Tl;dr: don't rely on recipes that don't link to sources.
We do 'za a little different in the 'nati
>>21828968>sliced sysco dawgzgrim
>>21828968"hot dogs" plural?that's maybe one hot dog
>>21828968Ive been making these for years.
Based chili enjoyer
>>21828968Holy shit it's real.
Salt is the ONLY seasoning.
>>21828887salt is a mineral, not a seasoning.
>>21828890>>21828894The Jew fears the Aryan salt (non-kosher) enthusiast. Watch how it squirms uncomfortably at the mere mention of regular table salt!
>>21829305heh if you remove the 2nd 'n' in 'seasoning' phonetically, you can pronounce it like season nig
>>21828887minerals are for plants
>>21829392>i'm special because i like salt
What the FUCK is wrong with McDonalds?Why would they discontinue the triple cheeseburger.Even if you go up to the counter and ask for a triple cheeseburger with bacon (What I have ordered many a time), they just say "We don't do triple cheeseburgers anymore", but why? You have the things there. You sell double cheeseburgers so just make that and add another burger. Why do I have to order a double cheeseburger and an extra burger and add the burger myself then throw away the superfluous bun?It's a joke is what.
>order double cheese burger>add patty>add slice of cheeseIs it that difficult?
>>21829298on checkers app/website it is. it forgets your cart with every change in menu or switching windows
>>21825053>throw away the superfluous bun?just donate the buns to the homeless
>>21825053Tried the Daily Double yesterday, it was pretty good but needs some pickles and/or mustard as well
>>21829298Do you know how dumb the average McDonald's "cook" is? Interrupting their programmed process would blow their minds and cause anguish!
>making cucumber sandwiches>have extra cucumber>make cucumber waterthis thread is about elite food hacks. post em.
I sprinkle it on my sandwiches for flavor
I sprinkle his >>21829498 sandwiches into my water for flavor
Cucumber water customer only
>>21829477This hack also works with cucumber water.
I could drink this shit all day.
>>21826008I DID drink this shit all day!Dont... don't drink this shit all day.
>>21826023RIP Chartreuse
I drank so much yesterday I was blacked out by 9 AM and was too sick to do anything all day. Lost a whole day of my weekend fuck
>>21826008Ouzo is good but i greatly prefer pastis
>>21826008Drink it in health but never ever ever vomit after drinking it.
What makes Texas Roadhouse the highest quality restaurant chain?
>sysco slop, texas style
>>21828765You can’t fake steak, clown
>>21828761Arguable I think. I'm not a big fan of one or the other. Texas Roadhouse has a deliberately more downscale atmosphere but all chain restaurants seem pretty shabby these days. The last time I went to one, btw, was to decompress within a week of a memorably bad meal at a much more expensive local steakhouse, and they did great. A medium-rare or medium USDA choice ribeye at a chain steakhouse is one of the better casual dining meals you can get. (The casual dining pinnacle: oysters on the half shell and a steamed whole lobster at Red Lobster with a split of sparkling wine, but they don't do oysters anymore)
>>21828593/thread
>>21828765man, bjork is just so infuriatingly cute when I see her pics I want to punch something but when I watch videos of her I can't hate anymore, what's up with that
>cook vegetables>tastes like shit>cook literally anything else>delicious
>>21827666Skill issue
>>21827666>cook vegetables the same way he cooks everything elseSkill issue tbdesu
>>21827855Try a lemon with salt on it. You're welcome.
>>21829221Gacy and KFC sound similar. Coincidence?
>>21829245My grandfather once tricked me into eating pickled lemons he made and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted.
this shit is not convenient
I made stir fry today because of how convenient it ismeat, veggies, onion garlic, soy sauce oyster sauce white winegets rid of whatever the hell is left in my fridge and it just works every time
>>21828668Its just tossing and stirring meat and veggies in a pan. How much more convenient can it even be? Its so goddamn low effort.
>>21828668only thing I don't like is the amount of smoke this shit emits, assuming you have a proper wokI even made a thread crying about this https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21797248
>>21828798i had oil explode after i added frozen peas which were already dried and i have a permanent fucking mark on my arms the fire was like 1 meter tallwhen i got into high heat cooking and didn't have a feeling for temperature i evaporated a fucking egg white i have literally 0 clue how but i didi'm not a fucking pro i don't need cooking related injuries and more than that i dont need my food to stick to the pan>>21828728>canned peasi have literally never used them before and they were fine i dont know what your problem is>Just put a little soy sauce, a Chinese chicken (or pork) stock cube, some water, some sesame oil, mushroom seasoning powder and some cornstarchthat's 6 fucking components you retard i said it takes a lot of time and you didnt even add ginger or any vinegar or anything sweet it literally takes like 3 minutes to just make that sauce and put everything awayi'm not dumb enough to not be able to make a fucking sauce it just takes a long time like what you described is exactly the problem, i dont even know what corn starch does, food is coated either way it's just annoying to add because it clumps and doesnt dissolve>>21828811if you slice thin enough or velvet it will not release and stick to the pan in chinese restaurants they shallow fry meat first which is convenient if you have a round bottom wok i could cut it into chunks but i dont like eating them>>21829195Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>21828671Yup, quick lazy sloppa is good enough for me.>>21828728I should try this sometime. DESU I typically just use store bought Teriyaki sauce.Occasionally I'll make my own Teriyaki ... when I've already started and realize I don't have any in the fridge.
Why do Europeans seem to have a natural talent for topping pizza, as opposed to Americans who eat nothing but cheese pizza and sometimes 'pepperoni' pizza (if it's yom kippur)?
>>21827421
>>21826737Yo the side salad for the bitch spilled all over the Zah
>>21826737>sometimes 'pepperoni' pizza (if it's yom kippur)?Pepperoni pizza isn't even kosher, you're not supposed to mix meat with dairy.
>>21828361The American panically resorts to ebonics in the face of the overwhelming EuroSUPERMAN mastery of the pizza medium
>>21827218
new food pyramid just dropped
>>21821080The only people who gives a shit about this new announcement are people who already eat well, and know enough to nitpick and correct this new pyramid. Most are just going to continue live off Cheetos and Coke.
>>21829442I wonder if there's some way to program at a population that eating a lot of junk food and drinking a lot of sugary drinks habitually is low status and uncool. Most people logically know it's unhealthy on some level, but status games and constant posturing is more trendy now than ever
>>21829442These guidelines are mandatory for schools, hospitals and the military. They absolutely have an effect on millions of people.Just look at how widespread the grain based food pyramid is. Everybody knows it, few follow it. But it still influenced many peoples food choices to include more grains and less meat. Even if that averages out to only a 5-10% shift for the average person, on a population scale that is massive.
>>21829487Being fat is already low status and uncool, especially if it's obvious who can afford the cool GLP-1 drugs.
>>21823865Ice cream
Is there a name for the chemical/additive that you sometimes get a very light whiff of from tea, white chocolate, and other foods that smells slightly like anus?
>>21828988it might be from fermentation. tea and chocolate are often fermented.
>>21828988Butyric acid.
>>21829093>not buttyric acidsoiled it
>>21828988Indole?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole?wprov=sfla1
>>21829100Ladies and gentlemen, zoomer ‘humor’.
