Why isn't there a "dog food for humans." One meal that you could eat for the rest of your life and it would be healthy for you
cereal
>>21112495McDonald's
>>21112495>Why isn't there a "dog food for humans."Open this and tell me it's not Alpo.
It's called make rice in a rice cooker then dump a can of chili in with it
it's called milk
>>21112495Rice, salsa, ground beefThere is, but people get tired of the same shit
>>21112495pizza
>>21112521My fucking nigga. I hate that shit so much, loved beef stew canned or homemade when I was young and for a while we were really poor and got food from the food bank sometimes, pulled this out of the cabinet one day and was absolutely overwhelmed by the scent of it. Smelled exactly like the food we gave our dog, I had to read the can over to be sure it was for people and my mom was like yeah it's fine but I couldn't do the smell of it, too much like dog food.
>>21112521Ahhh you beat me to it. Made entirely out of abused dairy cows
>>21112521>>21112555>>21112556Guess I'm a mother fuckin dog, cuz I LOVE that shit. Especially on top of some white rice or mashed taters
>>21112495https://mazuri.com/products/mazuri-primate-basix
>>21112495Chili
>>21112495It's called cereal.
>>21112495Dog food is not healthy. That being said, cereals are like kibble for humans. Cheap carbs for subhuman cattle.
>>21112495it's called Nutraloaf
>>21112495Instant ramen comes pretty close to it, you have a ton of flavors even tho they are all the same shit and you have premium ones that's still 95% the same shit
>>21113139I refuse to believe that you can get sufficient protein from instant ramen.
>>21112495You're just shilling for soylent, aren't you? I assumed they were meme'd into the dirt.
>>21112495Why do you want to eat literal goyslop?
>>21113304I just don't want to think about food. I want to sustain myself without having to think about what I'm eating. Simple.
>>21113304Do not underestimate the power of cheap-skate-ness and laziness combined, anon.
>>21112495there is, it's called breakfast cereal.
Chicken, broccoli, rice.
>>21113116this looks precisely like the insulation in my grandparents atticWhich is considerably less appetizing to look at then the cotton candy pink stuff
>>21113180I guess that if you can add 1 more prepackaged ingredient you could add hotdogs or eggs or tuna to it, you could survive off of that for a long time before you get sick
>>21113356If I had to add one, and only one, thing it would be a multi-vitamin.
ummm anon??
>>21113327As tasty as it looks you can't eat the pink insulation.
>>21112495I've discussed this very idea with friends multiple times. We make the human kibble, then we put it in feed bags like horses use, so people can just snack on the go. AND IT DOUBLES AS A COVID MASK!The next step is to make them out of mossy oak camouflage fabric, so that when you've finished off your human kibble, you can just chuck it into the woods and nobody will be able to tell the trees are full of trash. It's the perfect way to feed capitalist slaves!The next step is to figure out how to build in an integrated vape system to get the teens hooked on it at a young age.
>>21113563OH AND the mask has an integrated iPhone 17S Max holder on it so you can watch tiktok hands free while you work!
*ahem*https://eatdawgfood.com/products/dawg-food-beef?variant=40432818978871
>>21113180a pack of ramen has about 10 to 14 grams of protein. you only need about 30 grams a day to survive. so 3 or 4 packs of ramen a day will keep you alive in terms of macros.
>>21113571pairs well with this
>>21112495Because we literally have dozens of options for "bachelor chow". Canned food is the oldest school option, followed by TV dinners. You've got new age shit like nutraloaf, calorie mate, soylent, and whatever other brand of the week meal replacement shake. You've got straight up freeze dried meal buckets - just add water and boom, hot meals done quick. AND we have high end shit like Factor where you can just nuke fancy ass freezer meals, and that's not ignoring the fact that places are finally adopting convenient 7-11 style togo nuke meals at the grocery/walmart. Or you can piss away money on Door Dash and get fast food if you need the worst kind of slop. If you want to not think about food, you literally have hundreds of options. Just pick the method you like for reheating.
>>21112555Makes sense, wet dog food is essentially beef gravy with meat and limited safe filler veg for them, which is exactly what that is.
>>21113646Yeah I guess it was just more "dog food-y" in scent than other beef stews I'd had before. Just something about that specific brand really gave dog food vibes.
>>21112715>Especially on top of some white rice or mashed tatersYesss! Also with bread is good too.
>>21113606>put my dogs in the screencap
