How do they do it?
>>21952499The other day I saw a jew with a star of David tattooed on the back of his neck grabbing handfuls of the Parmesan and pepper packets and stuffing them in his pockets. He only ordered a hot dog.>>21952601We have the little cuck cups now but they don't taste as good
>>21952737Where the fuck do you Costco that they still put those packets out on the counters? Every Costco I've been to for the last 20 years has them under the counter where the wagies have to hand them out individually to you. I have to beg and plead to get two fucking parmesan packets for my pizza.
>>21954174My costco has toppings out, and packets, I live in MO.
>>21952562Well don't leave us hanging, tell us!
>>21952737
I think the proteinification of everything is a step in the right direction, actually.
>>21952855Different anon but I’d assume a minimum amount of protein is needed to support hair but targeting 150g per day seems like overkill. I’m not aware that people on a keto diet retain their hair any better.
>>21952340In all times and places, protein deficient 'vegan' diets are for slaves.
>>21952340Nah, easier to just down a scoop yourself
>>21953352>that's a good thing for satiety & blood sugar.yeah, not getting enough protein can cause a lot of problems. >guess you prefer eating straight sugar, since it's easy to digest.i never said protein was bad, but converting protein to fat and carbs is inefficient and when i see people go overboard on protein they often end up bingeing on junk food later when they wouldn't have done that if they just regularly had some healthy fats and carbs instead of proteinmaxxing. honey is pretty nice though and easy to digest.
>>21952855>google geminithese are the people that spread health advice online
For me it was my grandpas homemade shallow fried chicken after a long day of deer hunting.He would serve it alongside canned greens. It was better than any fried chicken I have had at any restaurant
>>21954307Whatever this style is. My local deli does it and it's delicious.
grilled halloumi baguettegrilled red onions and bell peppersliced tomatobalsamic glaze ground peppermy parents dont love me
>>21952889Pleb
>>21953511why did you post a selfie lol gottem
>>21952614Grilled what, man?Those burnt vegetable victims of yours?What is your problem anyway?
>>21954027Take my upvote kind stranger
>>21952614Looks good, but improvable: - a better baguette if you can find some, the interior should look like pic- better tomatoes- roasting the bell pepper
I used to eat the prepackaged hummus like Sabra or Little Sesame to my heart's content (Whole Foods or other brands give me the shits) and then I started making my own and never went back.I use way too much garlic probably and I don't use just the lemon juice I throw in a whole, peeled, lemon. Parsley. You can dip just about anything in it. Cheap, filling. Image is not mine.
>>21954124>without that nasty tahini bullshitIDK why I'm the only person that feels this way. Tahini has a bitterness to it that is just unnecessary and adds nothing to hummus.
>>21954138From what I understand, the fats of the tahini add to the final texture of the product. Its not necessary and hummus is good without it but it does alter the product as a whole, not just taste wise.
>>21954129>Like all middle eastern food it's bad no matter how it's madeabsolute shit take
>>21954129>roasted fatty seed paste is nothing like this other roasted fatty seed pasteit's kind of similar
>>21954129You really ought to work on your reading comprehension, Retard-kun.
>take a french dessert>call it a hamburger bundo americans really?
mind your own business Frenchie
>>21954246Hell yeah we do.
Why yes I do love when every other flavor gets completely obliterated and you can only taste the condiment how can you tell?
i prefer raw jalapeno, but raw jalapenos don't come in a jar of delicious juice to drink as soon as you wake up
>>21953836You would only say this if you had only ever eaten them separately. It's actually super easy for them to get drowned out by other flavors.
>>21953937>dude buy my freak ass unintelligible alien language brand or else you've never had a REAL hollapainyo
>>21953836Yeah, but for raw onion instead.
>>21954122>whypeepoo dont season dey food hurr durr>deeze hollapeenios taste like vinegar>try whypeepoo peenios>wah wah wah alien shit
Is this the biggest meme in all of food?>incredibly expensive compared to other dairy>tastes bad>you can supplement the same protein by just eating a joghurt (sweetned if you want to)The only good reason to ever use it seems to be as a protein additive to dough or batter
>>21952639usually sugar alcohol does the exact opposite to you and makes you shit more
>>21954170It depends on a person's gut. People with erythritol allergy and its most noticeable symptom are just very vocal about it. Also hero bars only contain 3g of it while the rest is sucralose. IIRC the regular bars have more erythritol.
>>21952638>some days you just want light food.Yeah that's normal. Digestion takes a lot of effort by your body. You're not going to lose muscle because you had less protein for one day.
>>21949801It's still generally the cheapest protein per unit currency (if you don't buy some meme 1kg tub from the supermarket and instead buy a bulk 10kg bag)
again, I’m gonna assume the most mass majority of people on here are obeseThis is the worst protein try plant based.
>2026>he STILL doesn't own an airfryer yet
>>21953375female gaze tends towards distinctive features to lead a tribemale gaze prefers symmetry and average features, grug with many wives have children all look same
>>21953810The thoughts of leaving a gurgling mess in her pusy makes sense now
>>21953461thats awesome because me too. i just freeze my sliced boiled potatoes and put them in the air fryer. i freeze my wings in either 6 or 10 wing bundles though usual I buy 2 whole chickens or chicken thighs i bread.
>>21951382My ex got an air fryer and all of a sudden that's the only way she would cook anything. Not just frozen foods either. I mean meat, potatoes, and vegetables, everything. I tried to put up with it but the cold, shoe leather pork roast sent me over the edge and I fucking lost it on her.It's bad enough that Instagram has taken priority in every women's attention span, they don't need any more help being lazy in the kitchen
>>21953995you can cook with an air frier and one pan for 6 days a week but absolutely everything in the lil oven is foul
Since oxen is like an animal version of an demi-demon is it not blashphemy to keep herds of this vile animal stock and eat the spoiled meat thereof? Why do religions endorse this practice?
>>21954146weird ad by Spam, today
boxen
>>21954146Spam doesn't contain ox meat
>>21954166this guy has somehow remained consistently funny for like 40 years
I'm gonna boil some potatoes, carrots and onions until they're soft and add some rice to soak up the water. Do you think it'll turn out any good?
>>21954010No, it will be bland.
>>21954035I was gonna roast my veggies in the oven but I figured boiling is healthier plus I save on electricity and not having to wash my tray.
If you boil the carrots and onions for as long as it takes to cook the potatoes they're going to turn out mushy and soggy.Also>potatoes and riceI've never tried this but it sounds like a gross carb overload.
>buy 2,5kg raw chicken for pocket change>boil with salt and spices for a couple hours with bones and all to extract all the nutrients and flavors>put in fridgeNow whenever you want a meal, just boil a portion with some pasta or something. Absolutely delicious and healthy and it costs you like $1 per mealWhy isn't this more common? And how do poors have the audacity to claim that they can only eat much more expensive fast food?
>>21954006>>21954160Cottage cheese in hot soup (mixed in near end) gives thicker consistency with better taste plus little gooey cheese tasting balls. Try it
>>21954164Does it work with any cheese im not a fan of cottage
>>21954167I don't think so. I've added real cheese to soup before but it just turns into a messEven if you're not a fan of cottage cheese, try it once in soup, it really tastes and feels exactly like balls of feta cheese then
>>21954167I've added American cheese to ramen before, but I assume most cheeses wouldn't work so well without adding emulsifiers.
>>21953796No, chocolate is the perfect food. Lots of nutrition, easy to digest, and very low residue.
I don't understand how these came to exist. It's so much easier to simply not make a hole in the donut. It would be like if they sold crustless bread loafs and only bread crusts separately.
>>21952133>babba no like cwustsFucking grow up
>>21953622Crutons are dried out bread. That's different than crust. Your god has lied to you.
>>21952126Like hush puppies.You know the story of hush puppies?!It goes a lil' something like this: back in the day slaves would escape but before they'd cook these fried dough thingies and because they were chased by hounds they'd silence the dogs with them and they'd go a lil' like this:>Huuuuush puppie, hhhhuuuuuuush puppie huuuuuuuuuuushSo when you say it you need to say it in a soft begging way:>Huuuuush puppie, hhhhuuuuuuush puppie huuuuuuuuuuushLike you're a slave on the run.
>>21952126Donuts have holes in the center so that they cook evenly and rapidly.The "holes" were just a marketing gimmick by Dunkin Donuts to sell a box of small things that people could snack on all day, instead of relying on selling breakfast and coffee to wagies rushing in to work. That way they didn't have to mush the material cut out of the holes back into another bin of dough, re-knead, re-rise it, and sell lower-quality afternoon crullers.
>>21952448Wow. Wiki:>Horton phoned his brother Gerry, who recognized that Tim had been drinking and tried to persuade him not to continue driving. Joyce also offered to have Horton stay with him. Horton chose to continue his drive to Buffalo.>>After 4:00 a.m. EST, a woman reported to the Ontario Provincial Police in Burlington that she had observed a car travelling at high speed on the Queen Elizabeth Way. Officer Mike Gula observed a speeding vehicle travelling Niagara-bound on the Queen Elizabeth Way in Vineland. Gula activated his siren and attempted to pursue Horton's vehicle, but lost sight of it.>>Horton passed a curve in the road at Ontario Street and was approaching the Lake Street exit in St. Catharines when he lost control and drove into the centre grass median, where his tire caught a recessed sewer which caused the car to flip several times before it came to a stop on its roof in the Toronto-bound lanes. Not wearing a seatbelt, Horton was found 123 feet from the car. He was pronounced dead at St. Catharines General Hospital.>>In 2005, Horton's autopsy was made public (with witness statements redacted), and revealed that Horton's blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit, and that a half-filled vodka bottle was amongst the crash debris. Horton was also in possession of the drugs Dexedrine, a stimulant, and Dexamyl, a stimulant-sedative; traces of amobarbital, an ingredient in Dexamyl, were found in his blood. The autopsy report found no painkillers in Horton's body, and also concluded that his car had been in good working order. There was nothing to suggest Horton was evading police, or that police were near enough to initiate a criminal pursuit. Horton was interred at York Cemetery, Toronto.
>that sinus infection or whatever where everything now tastes like snot
>>21952580cut your nose off
Good chance to lose some weight
>>21952580eat about a tablespoon of wasabi
>>21952580Get some antibiotics.I had this year's influenza, which immediately morphed into a sinus infection. Suffered with it for a week before deciding it was getting worse and getting into my lungs. Broke out my stash of Augmentin, took one dose, and by the next morning I could breathe again. Took a week before it was completely cleared up.Doctors nowadays are such assholes, gatekeeping medication from people who actually need it for actual infections, while shoveling it at loud bitchy negresses who ain't gonna listen to no whitoid dock-torrr juss becuz he think he better than they just to shut the bitches up.
Post regional specialties and local spots from your hometown, things you can only get in that area.Pic related: Gene and Jude's in River Grove, IL known for their hot dogs piled high with fresh cut fries.
We do things differently here in Iowa>>21949701Mah nigga I recently moved to Minnesota and these people only have Culvers that can barely catch the taste of that place.
>>21952598I'm from Seattle but moved out of state over a decade ago. In the underground, as in the literal underground tunnels, there was a little Mexican bakery that sold the best fucking empanadas I've ever had.Can anyone report if it's still there?
>>21938459Muh fellow 515 nigger. Fuck Zombie Burger, Lachelles and Bbops all god damn day.
>>21950940>retards don't know what Dox meansno one gives a shit what city you live in retard.
>>21937972White Steamer in Washington IndianaBeen open since the 1920's
