Myth: Italian cuisine is cheese-heavyReality: This was the influence of the dairy-heavy US and UK. Cheese is supposed to be an accent, and only for certain dishes. It is not something that you just pile in until it overtakes the whole dish. And you NEVER pair it with garlic.
>>21788970this is why shitalian cuisine is dogshit
I totally fucking agree. Americans are obsessed with cheese and black cocks
>>21788970Thanks for proving once again that the USA is where all of the worlds cuisine goes to be perfected. Maybe you should appreciate what the US has done for all of you.
>>21788977It really fucks with my head every time I am reminded that for the vast majority of the human experience most people only ever got to eat a very limited amount of food. Staples we can't even imagine living without like Tomatoes never even existed for 99% of humanity.
>>21789003Lmao imagine being alfraido cheese.
Shall you be partaking in the consumption of cheesed hamburger sandwiche rolls this weekhend?
>>21789623list anon OP posts this thread every few weeks. he thinks he's clever calling it something stupid. just don't reply.
>>21789623If you can't tell OP is joking then you must be ESL
>>21789567Literally eating one right now. It's from McDonald's, but still.
>>21789567I just ate a cheesed hamburger sandwiche roll with crispy breaded Allium cepa in circular form, and also containing a rich spiced smokey brown liquid condiment usually associated with the barbecuing of meats.
>>21789567im gonna call them this now thanks. cheesed hamburger sandwich. love that.
Perhaps some jimmy deans on the side?
lemme tell ya a couple uh tree things.20 years in the can. wanted montecristo, i ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
>>21789709I like retarded wops as much as the next guy, but don't base your personality around a tv show
>>21789709This guy asks if you enjoy hot ramen what do?
Béchamel sauce is gross and unhealthy and you should not eat any.If you are having a nice mac and cheese, just butter and the melted cheese is enough of a sauce. Yes its going to be a bit richer but it will taste better and you will eat less because its more satisfying
butter and cheese will not form a smooth emulsion
>>21789694not at all
>>21789701You are not going for a thick gooey sauce, just a nice coating on the pasta
>>21789332>BéchamelIts basically white gravy
>>21789694>>21789701Not OP but when I’ve used mild cheddar it turned out nice
Do you ever sometimes eat an odd meal?Today for breakfast I am having a red beet, a golden beet , a large chunk of ham and a very small pie for desert
>>21785758Same but instead of medieval its a time travelling Hitler a la Er Ist Wieder Da
>>21789051he would never get into the jew contraption
>>21784833>>21788463........... God bless anon?
>>21789107No , pretty sure anon is vegan
>>21788060every time
FOUR N TWENTYTHE GREAT AUSTRALIAN TASTE
>>21788428>microwave your beerEveryday I learn of a new horror from the land down under. Just yesterday I learned that they call gas pumps petroleum distillate bowsers and now they microwave beer?
>>21788870Australia doesn't exist. You've been had.
>>21788428>bet you microwave your beer too like some half skaven pom touristSo the Brits microwave their beer? We might have some banter with the poms but you are just such a daft cunt.
>>21787750jesus fucking christ just noticed that
>>21789104Poms are known for drinking warm beer.
Cauliflower gratin.I think it's better. Sauce mornay this time.
>>21789242God damn I hate you British faggots stinking up the board with you low grade cooking
>>21789242>bechamelStop trying to force this meme. Nobody in first world countries eats this bullshit.
>>21789231NPC piece of shit
>>21789336>implying NPCs would eat anything with cauliflower in it instead going "EWWW, broccoli and shit"Really just throwing buzzwords around, aren't you.
>>21789336Bro you’re fooling yourself if you think you wouldn’t enjoy OP’s gratin or >>21789249’s casserole
I'm never cooking again.
>>21789282It's viola you illiterate dweeb
>>21789076Don't give up, retard, all of us went through that
>>21789282Oh sweaty, it’s genuinely precious that you’ve been typing “voila” like it’s some bold, minimalist rebrand of the French language. Truly, the confidence is inspiring.But the word you’re reaching for is voilà. Yes, with the accent. That tiny diagonal line isn’t optional flair; it’s the difference between “there it is” and “I don’t know how French works but I’m committed to the bit because i'm genuinely retarded.”So next time you want to punctuate your big reveal, and for the sake of global stability, linguistic peace, and the continued survival of French vowels just remember: Voilà. There it is. The accent. The sanity. The civilization.Dumb nigger.
>>21789282Has any chef named their kid Voila?
>>21789076Try not posting ever again faggot.
Why does mild sauce even exist?
>>21789163response is non-sensical, anon.nobody said not to think, just that the way you think is wrong and quite fucking weird.
>>21788909The "hot" picante at maccas isn't strong enough to matter really, but the mild is just fine. At some other places, the hotter stuff is just enough to give me the shits in the middle of the day, so I don't get the point.
>>21789392
>>21789862Spoken like a true NPC.
>>21789881faggot
Dinner thread.
mapo tofu
>>21789918cruel
>>21789923That looks better than the one at my favorite Chinese place. They're from Taiwan, and their Sichuan dishes are hit and miss.
>>21789884willing to bet its pasta roni. specifically the angel hair pasta with herbs one
>>21789843Gimme those bugs, in fact gimme every cousin and auntie or uncle ever related to those bugs
This will be is first serious thread I've made here. Gotten a few three day bans for trolling.Believe it or not, I'm 39 years old, and I have barely used an oven in my whole entire life. The reason why makes me sound like an absolute stone cold retard. Well, I'm on the spectrum, which means I'm weirdly smart with certain things and weirdly stupid with others (like using an oven, for example)I've barely used an oven because I got confused by the "preheating" instructions. I was like "preheat? what's that?"Well, last month, I had a severe manic episode, and one thing I've learned about myself is that it takes a severe manic episode to make me wanna do normie shit like socializing and preparing food that isn't microwaved.So anyhoo, the mania hasn't worn off yet, so what the fuck should I do with my newfound oven prowess before the depression sets in and I go back to microwaving frozen taquitos?
>>21788844Forgot to mention, pre-heat times depend on the desired temperature and the oven itself (some are slower, newer ones are faster, etc). But on average like 10 minutes or so to get to, say, 350? American units.
>>21788844this reads like an ai wrote it.
>the idiots who make shitpost troll threads are middle aged retards literally too retarded to use an ovenWhy am I not surprised.
>>21788934Thanks!
>>21788848Have you seen a doctor about the TBI? If not you may want to prioritize that over heating up frozen lasagna
>don't break'a da pasta!Why? Explain why.
>>21788400>t. Rabbi Shekelstein
>>21788882why is that spaghetti hovering around the fork? is that an AI image?also you are wrong.
>>21789180Jesus Christ you're dumb
I always break my cous cous
>>21788394Short spaghetti is less fun to eat.
Any Russians or Slavs here? I’ve been wanting to try cold smoked mackerel and Borscht. I am looking at buying a few things online. Anything else you guys would recommend me trying?
Try >>21785232 , it's traditional Russian food called "grenki".
>>21785510Mackerel is delicious and extremely popular you absolute fucking weirdo, I have no idea what the fuck you are even talking about. Maybe it just tastes weird to retarded fucking meth-heads
>>21785507>>21785620>>21785650>>21785849Any single sisters?
>>21785500Most traditional Russian dishes are lost now due to years of Soviet food rationing and the killing off of anyone who knew how to make anything other than the most basic peasant slop due to the perception that being able to cook good food was part of being the bourgeoisie
>>21790082Why did that communist brain rot take such a strong hold over the Russians? Just a symptom of living somewhere so cold and Barren?
Post crimes against cuisine
Anything from chef club Specifically their meatloaf stuffed with mac and cheese tho
>>21787306egg goodvegetable oil bad
>>21787606For me, it's the stubby deformed fingers.
>>21787447so you hate chocolate covered pretzels?peanut butter and jelly?honey roasted peanuts?apple pie?brie and jam?prosciutto and melon (cantaloupe)?salad with blueberry or pomegranate vinegarette?turkey and cranberry?custard?because if you do hate all those things, you have some shitty pleb taste
>>21787429this is one of the best looking Sunday Roast pictures i have ever seen on /ck/. im American but i would gladly eat everything on that plate and the side dishes. looks hearty and filling; i especially love roasted garlic.well done, Brit anon.
I've accidentally been invited to a party and I'm expected to bring something. Are a couple of these things acceptable? And maybe a couple of wine?
>>21787732>American poster>ESL gibberishWhat the fuck is going on over there?
>>21789549American/Western holiday season, sometime /ck/ gets targeted for demoralization in the lead up to them, and the bots get sent here if there's nothing they need to slide on /pol/
>>21789549Oh, it looks like the Island Guy files just dropped, we'll probably go comfy for a while
>>21787732What kind of party is it when you have to bring stuff? If someone invites me to a party I'm the guest. I expect to be served and catered to.
>>21787732I think it's acceptable. I like those things.
