>don't break'a da pasta!Why? Explain why.
>>21788394>Italians see the and moan about perfect aldente >Allow the pasta to cook unevenlyThey're just a race of swarthy liars and cons not intelligent enough to seize power or control systems
>>21788394Tradition. That's literally it. Breaking pasta does nothing to the flavor.
name a better breakfast food than french toast. I dare you. also, you're wrong.
>>21785236Americans prefer sweet not salty. Plus they’re Jewish too so they can’t show down on your monster hog.
>>21785232breton galettefake ass germanic "french" immigrants with your fake ass tastelet breakfastfuck you
>>21788361I don't like dry fluffy french toast :[
>>21785524breakfast pizza is pretty great
>>21785232Dip crumpets in beaten egg, fry them, serve with bacon, cayenne pepper and golden syrup
I'm having a girl over for dinner and zero idea what to cook. Need ideas for something impressive.
>>21786494a nice greek saladduck magrette with orange sauce, or lamb chopschocolate coulan <= bought, choose a good quality oneand a nice decent wine, I only know spanish wine so: raimat/sangre de toro
Why are blacked tards allowed to spam literally every board?
>>21787854>>21787898>>21787919>>21787968BETAS .,.......INCELS......LOSERS...!
>>21786494roast beef
>>21786494Mushroom risotto.
>slices your fingers and hands off
>>21787805You will if you buy one with an adjustable slicer
>>21787212thinking about getting a chainmail vest and helm too desu
>>21784139chainmail works fine
>>21784538big city kitchens are the samesorry brothe dream is dead
>>21787212cheaper than a cast iron pan
Any Russians or Slavs here? I’ve been wanting to try cold smoked mackerel and Borscht. I am looking at buying a few things online. Anything else you guys would recommend me trying?
>>21785500I went here once, I loved the Russian food.
>>21785666>you just have to be drunk to eat it and probably wont want to eat it again for a while afterSame thing with sauerkraut.
>>21786656Next time, get a box of buckwheat or barley or bulgar wheat, some sort of grain. No idea why you can't find regular grains in regular grocery stores in the US.
>>21786653solyanka is like borscht or gumbo, every motherfuker has a 'right' way of making it. i grew up with and prefer a brothy one with lemon, but some people make it more like stew. people also have preferences about what kind of broth or meat you use. you can get away with making it however as long as you have olives or salted cucumber, onion, carrot and meat. soups easy to make though man just find a recipe that sounds good and try it, or start with something basic and approachable and go from there.
>>21785620This looks good but can’t buy online unfortunately >>21786919God I wish there was a Russian or Ukrainian restaurant near me
Simple problem:Trying to source caviar, need enough for a season menu, my suppliers are boycotting Russian export. I'd rather not buy Russian, but that's a secondary consideration. Primary issue is quality and brand recognition. European producers have tried to rush into Russian export markets but they're often scalping, have poor supply, are rebranding, aren't recognised brands. And it's not that I can't get Russia caviar, but if I'm not sourcing it through commercial channels I'm likely to get counterfeits, Russian or otherwise.
>>21788168Good tip, I suppose that was always the answer but I'm really just complaining at this point. It's all farmed anyway. The only thing wild in the black Sea are the daughters of petro executices, similarly hunted to extinction; and tasteless.
>>21788142lumpfish roe goes alright with crab but it probably falls under "fake caviar"idk OP, i doubt any of Iran, Turkmenistan, Azerbaijan are much easier to deal with commercially than Russia you might just be screwed
>>21788324Well most of their exports are just rebranded Russian products, which raises multiple problems. And nobody wants to eat anything with Turkmenistan on the lable unless it's horse meat.
Get the white sturgeon caviar that is native to west coast and is farmed commercially in California
>White Sturgeon CaviarThere's many American producers
Cream of chicken soup with canned corn and black pepper
>>21786555Check'd and kek'd >https://youtu.be/xSZqX5Io6AY
>>21786166So just a regular DS?
>>21783852cream of chicken is a great starter for a hearty soup. you can add almost ANYTHING to it >diced chicken nuggies/breast>can of corn>carrots>chopped mushrooms>boiled potatoes (finely diced)>hot sauceanything you want can make a very easy, cheap, hearty, filling, and (somewhat nutritious meal). great for when times are tough and money is low.
>>21786908Yes
>>21786908water is also a great starter for a hearty soup
It's good. The best really.
>>21787720the texture would be fucking terrible
>>21787186my mom used to buy the cozy shack version of these and we'd eat them while watching athf or some other stuff i wasn't supposed to watch, or otherwise even be up that late. i miss her. she's not dead or anything, we just live in different cities now. i look forward to seeing her again over christmas
>>21787843I don't think you've ever had good flan.
>>21787705giga puddi!
Neither creme brulee nor cheesecake, nor a pudding. Flan is the milk toast of deserts.
How do you feel about broccoli cheddar soup?
>>21785823Love it
>>21786061That's why you're supposed to blend two thirds of the soup. So there's just a little bit of broccoli chunks here and there.
>>21786067
>>21786717oh, school holidays alreadyhow wonderful
>>21785823'Rich' soups very easily become repulsive body fluid smelling and tasting abominations. I would only trust a high end restaurant's.
Do you know what it means when eggs taste "eggy" or fish tastes "fishy" or are you an asshole who says "Well yeah it's eggs/fish"...
>>21787845eggs over medium is the eggiest egg. it's proper eggy.
>>21787085It means the fish tastes like tryethylamine which is a basic organic molecule that tastes and smells like bad fish. When you put lemons on fish you're inducing an acid base reaction with citric acid to form the salt triethylamine citrate. I work with triethylamine at work and in it's concentrated form it'll stink up the whole ass lab.
If you say eggs are eggy or fish is fishy I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.
>>21788336my eggs are eggy and my fish is fishyi will be waiting for you outside
>>21788342
>1kg>4 persons>109 kcal per 100g>272 calories per meal i don't get it. a normal person is supposed to take 2000 calories per day at least
It's french so you eat a 1700 calorie dessert
>>21787028>i don't get it. a normal person is supposed to take 2000 calories per day at leastThat is the recommendation for an active adult male of normal height. If you aren't ACTIVE, you dont need that many calories. If youre sitting in an office all day, you dont need three giant meals to power you. Youre just gonna get schlubby like most of us americans do.
>Paellathat's Arroz con Cosas.
>>21787179Humans require around 1500 kcal on standby. Most of it goes into your brain and keeping bodily functions running. 2000 is adjusted to the modern sedentary life styles. If you're active it's between 2,300 and 3,000 depending on a shit ton of factors. Those are also the numbers for most hunter gatherers though they can go up under extreme conditions. If you're active your body starts to reduce the callory consumption of other bodily functions, so excercise alone doesn't even make that much of a difference.
>>21787179You will never be American esl
luv me some pralinesweet as a nut
>>21788186>i would thinkno place for hypotheticals
>>21787743Faggot
>>21787670>pralinewtf did you post a picture of? A praline is picrel
>>21788270Retarded cooklet
>>21788288>Retarded cookletno, u
Am I the only one who loves shellfish while being kinda "meh" on regular fish? I'd kill for crawdads, shrimp, calamari, mussels, scallops, etcetera but when it comes to fish, like I'll eat it sure, but it's nothing I'd ever actively seek out yk? Makes me kinda sad that shellfish allergies are so common.
>>21787251This is legit not that uncommon
>>21787366The official food of America is big black cock
>>21788067Mutts law
>>21787251I like both shellfish and regular fish depending on what's available. There are some kinds of 10/10 regular fish like trout, mahi mahi, red snapper, tripletail, etc. that are every bit as good as well-prepared scallops or calamari, but they can be hard to find. A nice blackened slab of red snapper is a borderline religious moment.
Have you ever tried any, /ck/?
>>21787476Regardless of race americans really
>>21787488nah
>>21782693>google it>"Chitlins (or chitterlings) are a traditional soul food made from the small intestines of pigs"Third world tier taste buds.
>>21787514They are actually really good
>Have you ever tried any, /ck/?Not in a black/soul food style, but I've had it at a Chinese restaurant, and it was great. (If I remember correctly they listed it on the menu as something like "Pork Tripe Fire Pot", and I think 五更腮旺 is the Chinese name for it.)>>21782693>and frankly it looks quite shittyBuddy, you're not gonna believe this...>>21783109Generally tacos de tripa (like picrel) are made with beef intestines, while chitterlings are pork intestines.>>21785795>that weird texture offal used in menudoHoneycomb tripe.
Is veganism/vegetarianism used as an industry cover story?I have a lot of weird food intolerances and after googling "why am I allergic to potato, pepper and legumes" I came across Gundry's theory of lectins.What is really weird about all this is that Gundry proposes that certain vegetables/plants are effectively toxic. But the important point is that there are a whole bunch of vegetables that aren't toxic, and even the ones that are sometimes you can use heat to make them safer. He's still saying you should eat vegetables.But all I'm seeing in discussions of this on both reddit and wikipedia is vegetarians trying to dismiss the theory entirely. They talk about it like Gundry is suggesting that you go carnivore. But what is most interesting is that all of the resistance is coming from self-described vegetarian sources.
>>21788251I "glow"? So now I'm not a bot, but a secret agent sent here (paid) to tell you you're wrong while calling you a schizo faggot? LOL, and who exactly pays people to do this "job"? Because I'd LOVE to get paid to post on 4chan. I KNEW you were crazy. That or it's just easier to believe that no one organically disagrees with you. That you're here with like-minded individuals and anyone who doesn't conform to your distrust of everything is working for "THEM". Jesus Christ, you people have infiltrated every fucking board on this website. Stay on /x/ and /pol/ with that shit. >>21788249You mean his stomach issues? That was heroin. At least you don't think his wife or the CIA killed him. You're not THAT nuts. Yet.
>>21788253Post body and activity level
>>21788252Start a threat on teflon pans where you can discuss that.
>>21788094They're definitely were food allergies, and there definitely was autism. It's just that the bar to be considered autistic was essentially being non-functional or very low functional. That guy who had two million dollars worth of trains in his basement and was a permanent bachelor was absolutely autistic, but because he had a job and was functioning within society at least partially, he didn't count. Allergies have gone up because people realize that allergies can be a lot more than just being covered in hives. And on top of that, food has changed. Peanuts have changed, wheat has changed, corn has changed. It's not the same corn, wheat, and peanuts that it was all those decades ago. Honestly, your post kind of reads like someone saying that the Amish don't get diseases or allergies or autism, and the reality is they just don't report any of it. Obviously, they get sick and have birth defects the same way that the rest of us do. But if you don't report it, it looks like nothing bad happens in your community.
>>21788258>You mean his stomach issues? That was heroin.He had those issues before the heroin. He said for a long time he drank milk to soothe his stomach and he was always very thin while claiming to never be able to gain weight. Very classic signs of something similar to celiac disease. >At least you don't think his wife or the CIA killed him. Lol. No, I don't buy into those theories.