Is it meme or is it actually legit?
>>21887543You think he's going to cram it or fuck it?
>>21887543I got one of those a few months ago and yes, it makes a difference. Especially if you use melted butter as the liquid.
>>21887658I've heard mayo also works, but I tend to just use an herb infused butter.
>>21887543Most people fuck it up. Keeping your bird meat moist is chemistry but mostly just not over cooking it.You maranaid needs to be salty so it can penetrate through ozmosis. But swelling cells burst so too much heat will still dry it out, also resting the bird, or twice frying for crispyness can reduce time in the fryer.Never had trouble with it in the oven because I'm not a dumb ass, and spit roasted might honestly be the best but no one really does it.Oh I'm way off topic. Yeah injections can help if they are salty and not acidic but they matter less than how you cook your bird.
>>21887576¿Porqué no los dos?
Do people actually eat honey? What do they use it for?
>>21884789It's not 'sugary syrup', it IS sugar syrup.
>>21884758When I put granola on yogurt I like to drizzle a little honey on it. I also like to add a little to a cup of tea. If you get honey from a local beekeeper it can help with seasonal allergies.
>>21885175I've used it to seal up wounds. Shit heals better than with a Band-Aid.
>>21884758I stir it into tea sometimes. Or just have a mouthful because it tastes good.
>>21884758>>21884797>spread some butter on bread, drizzle lightly with honey>add it to some greek yoghurt with nuts and musli flakes>add it to tea
I asked AI to create a dystopian government's daily ration menu that would actually sustain long-term labor by providing enough nutrition. It basically suggested each person would be provided with a whole chicken and a tin of sardines each week, with some varied vegetables and grains. A few "luxuries" like fruit and tea would be supplied, but you'd have to re-use your teabag 3 times per day. It implied a weekly ration of cheap booze would be supplied.Anyway. What do you think? This actually seems more nutritionally sound than the average Western diet.DAILY RATION [2,000 CAL]---------------------------[DAILY PERISHABLES]- Meat: 170g (6oz) (Chicken or Tin Sardines)- Egg: 1 Large- Milk: 1 Cup (240ml)- Potatoes: 680g (1.5lb)- Carrots: 200g (2 Large)- Cabbage: 200g (1/4 Head)- Fruit: 1 Apple or PearComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>21887309saaaaarrrr
>>21887309>simulated dystopian food rationsunaffordable for most people today
>>21887316hehyou aight, LLM boi
>>21887309I just want that Twilight Zone episode where they fatten people up to eat them by giving them whatever food they want.
>>21887542True
is breakfast a fake extra meal invented by fat people?
>>21885803I haven't eaten breakfast in maybe 15 years. I've been doing OMAD for maybe 8-9. One big meal is preferable to a few smaller ones, you can't really gain weight as long as you're not mainlining cinnamon rolls, and it's phenomenal to have every molecule of shit expelled in the morning for the rest of the day.
We should eliminate large breakfasts and return to the 19th century "free lunch" where you go full ham only during lunch time where you can eat everything imaginable for free in exchange for paying for a drink at a saloon but only in one sitting.
itt: sedentary dyels
>>21886366Look I'm american, but even I'm not to the point of sleep eating yet.
>>21887570This is what I meant about people being too drunk or hungover to work a machine
What actually is the best brand of peanut butter? What's the trash brands?
>>21887371It doesn't taste like the stuff in the pb cups..what a rip off
why are we pretending that natural pb tastes good
>>21884563>the best brand of peanut butter?this guy right here my guy
>>21885733>you're retarded if you don't get the quirk chungus line from a 25 year old chick flick
Is everyone in this thread memeing? Jif is clearly the superior peanut butter.
Find a flaw
Meanwhile ingredients for European bread:- Ancient Nordic rye- Spelt wheat- Water- Seasalt
why is bread that comes in a plastic bag so stinky compared to bread I make myself or buy from a bakery? it has that bagged bread smell that's completely unlike the baked f lour smell of regular bread.
The strip all the nutrients from the bread than "fortify" shit back in. White bread is dessert, whole wheat is food.
>>21880870Never seen a wonder bread in person, so all I really know about them is that one guy who kept comissioning art of characters buying wonder bread
>>21880870I have a soft spot for it because it was a staple of my diet when I had just moved to a new city and was working long hours. I would cook up some cheap hot dogs in a pan and toast the bread in the grease and combine it all with a bunch of beer mustard. When I went grocery shopping it felt more like I was buying "supplies" than food.It's probably nostalgia that clouds my judgements, but this should only ever be purchased out of desperation or necessity.
Have you tried it yet? Limited time only and its delicious.
>>21884503Why the fuck doesn't janny delete these blatant advertising threads? This is supposed to be a board dedicated to cooking.So unless you cooked this yourself you deserve a permaban and a severe untreatable case of colon cancer. Also you're a nigger, and your parents are disappointed in you and wish you would stop coming to Thanksgiving because they really don't want to see you anymore. I hope your pets are killed by a rambunctious neighborhood kid who has a bullshit autism diagnosis that his mom pressured a pediatrician into giving him at a young age so he doesn't face any consequences. I just said my nightly prayers and I asked God to make sure your car doesn't start the next time you're in a hurry to be somewhere. When you put that key in the ignition and desperately twist it while muttering profanity to yourself, I want you to think of this bullshit thread you made, and me.The ironic thing is that I'll probably be the one who gets banned for "trolling outside of /b/" but I'm actually not trolling and I mean every word I just said. Get off your fat lazy ass and ban someone who deserves it for a change you cum-guzzling janny fuck.
>>21884503Hot honey is the most bullshit condiment fad I've ever seen. It's just cheap honey that doesn't taste hot at all.
>>21884503why would i get chicken at mcd when i could get beefall the chicken burgers taste bland especially since they got greedy with the saucenuggies are okay but nothing compared to a big tasty bacon (only available in europe)
A QUESTION ARISES WHY ANY RETARD WOULD WASTE THEIR TIME POSTING ADVERTISEMENTS ON A CANTONESE PAPER MACHE EMPORIUM SUB BOARD THAT BARELY GETS ANY TRAFFIC BUT I DIGRESS.
>>21884503I swear mconalds has the worst limited time items out of all the fast food places. like who the fuck is even going to order this?the only good thing they've ever done was the bacon clubhouse. that thing was fucking tasty.
How come they never became as successful as ihop or Dennys etc?? Decent menu absolute kino mascot.
>>21878039>with getting younger customers interested in easier dining.what the fuck does easier dining mean?
>>21878039Ceiling isn't even finished being built yetThey should really wait for construction to end before they start serving customers.
>>21877863Denny's has always been total dogshit and IHOP is just specialty dogshit for lazy people. It takes 10 minutes to make pancakes at home.
>>21887477I assume it's the same millenializing trend of making everything look like an apple product.Either that or slang for Carhops.
>>21887248I think generally the problem with diners is that American tastebuds, and generally this is happening everywhere, are simply becoming broader and that's leading to less space for places that serve that midcentury version of American food. And once there's less market space in there for that food you're in competition with Burger Chains and Sandwich Chains that do faster, bigger sandwiches cheaper in smaller locations and frankly, less people are eating burgers for lunch because they have the choice of Burritos, Pad Thai, a Kebab Salad, Quinoa Bowl or Ramen Bowl instead. Frankly in 1980 you were less likely to have every one of those options near you, but today you pretty much had all of that and more.
>gmo free pfas free pesticide free organic no additives no preservatives>look at ingredients>canola/sunflower/palm/rapeseed/safflower/corn/soybean oil every timewhen are corporations going to understand this is an untapped market, more and more places like costco are carrying seed oil free products but it's still so untapped it's ridiculoussometimes i just don't want to have to make and knead and cut dough to make crackers/whatever at home, i want something premade and processed
>>21884510>Sleeping well, no bad dreams>No paranoiaNPC detected. you really REALLY do not know what is going on right now.
>>21885123>>21885422you just know these guys were calling people schizos about epstein before it was revealed they were right
>>21885112>Unfortunately I think all the chain pizza place doughPizza makes me fart
>>21884497>when are corporations going to understand this is an untapped marketcostco has the highest per capita income among its shoppers, and they are literally the test market for disposable income consumers for their product launches
>>21887501does that mean i'm based if i go to costco and am an executive member
So what's the catch?
>>21885920i definitely notice the effects, yet i occasionally still drink iti should just stop completely but sugar soda is more expensivethey’re forcing us to get depression, cancer and other health issues
>>21885920>NIH>not NIMHDon't care!
>>21885119the catch is that any person with just a semblance of a functioning palate will agree that it tastes like absolute shit.
>>21885119That they taste better with Capt Morgan.
>>21885119Sugaliciousity
Find a flaw.
>>21885079>>21882067consider:>Everclear martini
>>21872837>>21875081>>21878863>>21875043>>21884802>mfw a bunch of beta co/ck/s get butthurt by the bantz of some anon's wife dabbing on their nancyboy drinklol lmao even
>>21872792Too many olives?>>21872823In the old days, we didn't allow women inside bars.>>21884943kek'd
>>21886242I've considered it. I am confident in my judgment that of all possible worlds, the Everclear Martini exists only in the worst.
>>21875043Most cocktails are seen as effeminate, or something try-hards order trying emulate a writer or a character from the 20's-50's.A Martini is a great way to make gin cold and just watered down enough to have a few of them. Kind of like how Sazeracs and Old Fashioned(s) are great was to brighten up whiskey. I've had friends shit on my dosed Mai Tais - and they are some of the most effeminate looking things to ever touch cooked sand - but then they try one... and then they have a second... and then I usually switch them back to proper mai tais, or something else because these drinks have squeezed some awkward conversations out of some large, experienced drinkers.
Chicken Caesar pizza. Chicken, lettuce, cheese, croutons, olive oil, maybe some other stuff, with a white sauce. Mmmm. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Manhattan by the Quick Cheap Craps:>Canal-Battery: Slop Bowls and Wraps>Houston-Canal: Chinese Bakeries and Dim Sum>Houston-14th: Pizzaland with a touch of LA Burger Knockoffs>14th-34th: 7/11 Slop and Asian Grocery Store After-Hours Discounts>34th-59th: Fast Food at a Discount>59th-125th: Halals and Delis>125th+ Sovl and Empanadas
>>21885851I still go to places regularly for Pork Buns, donuts and those cheap chicken and fish sandwiches.
>>21885791They pay well, especially in NYC financeSweet potato
>>21881988>the retards baked it with the lettuce onLOL even a swedish kebab pizza mogs that
>>21884302>>21885764>>21886100no way the corporate slop is actually real hahaha why do you eat that you fucking idiot
Guys, it's 2026.You need to let this pan go.
>>21885075there is nothing wrong with that pan.
>>21885075You'll have to take it from my cold dead hands.
>>21885075No way. Here's mine.
>>21887119From the 1960s by the way.
>not having seasoned and non-seasoned baking sheets
Just got some of this. Never used it before. What's the best use for it? Dip it like soy sauce, cook with it? Anything it goes well with?
macaroni with viandox / maggi butter and gruyere / emmental is a classic. I like to add some when I mix salad dressing too
>>21881297It does nothing. Absolute waste of time and money
just buy msg stick powder
>>21881297The US version is made in China, and Maggi is infamous for a lead contamination scandal in India. Bone apple teeth, I guess.
>>21886681lead adds flavor
Were air fryers worth the hype?
They do what they're supposed to do, they're relatively cheap, don't take up much space, and cook enough food for a single person or reheat leftovers/fast food slop. They're pretty much perfect for the dorm/apartment dwelling college kid demographic they're aimed at and that you are way too old to be going out of your way to get mad at unc.
>uhhh a car? I already have a donkey cart. Same thing!
>>21887516Explain the unique features of the air fryer, s’il vous plaît.
>>21887521It constantly heats up new air and ejects moisture out the back, also the strong air current inside allows it to brown food from all sides simultaneously (this is only true of higher end models).
>>21887521It BLASTS SUPER-HOT AIR AT INCREDIBLE SPEEDS IN A SMALL CHAMBER
