Banana Admiration and Appreciation Thread
>>21650513Nah, plantains are better. Bananas give me heart burn
>>21651976different ungrateful dunce here, my mom spent her time trying to be an independent woman while married THEN raising five kids.she successfully raised five boys to become statistics proving that being raised by a single mother is bad.
>>21651053I do grocery haul for the whole week so I'm trying to get full spectrum of bananas ripeness to always have some that are just right throughout the week.If the batch is on a riper side, it takes time to find some greenish one without blimishes.If the batch is green, it takes time to find a few fully ripe ones that will be edible today.
>>21655071What do your 4 brothers do currently? And, what about you? Is auntie still here with you?
>>21655148Here is what the 5 do>1Moved out, but still has severe mental issues. Arguably the happies as he is the farthest from his family>2 Married a fat retard and now going through a divorce and the exwife's family is insane and manipulative to the child>3Alcoholic married to a woman that screams at him until he cries. >4Lives at mom's house. Has no conventional wisdom like "using hot water and soap to clean dishes">5Lives at mom's house. Alcoholic that can't hold down a job and has high blood pressure
Name a bad pear variety (not this one, also it's not bad)
>>21655180The canned fruit cocktail pear variety.
>get sick>everything tastes weird and bland>get better>everything still tastes weird and blandEven ketchup, which normally has tons of flavor punch, is completely flavorless to me now.Wtf is going on!? I can't live like this.
>>21653407after the fact? not likely. It might have prevented you from losing it in the first place, or made it come back sooner. Now you just gotta wait and hope it comes back, it probably will eventually
>>21651545You got covid
>>21651545Good, you deserve it for being a wojakfaggot.
>>21651545You're finished. Make the proper arrangements asap.
>think having no taste will be an opportunity to lose weight and save money>no reason to eat for pleasure>no reason to waste money on spices>end up eating even more, in constant pursuit of flavor>use even more seasoning, and it completely goes to waste cause can't even taste it
Even a cat can tell the taste difference
>>21653874cat don't eat roadkills, cats are superior creatures just like the white man, they only eat what they kill.
>>21654710Never seen a cat murder a bag of Meow-Mix.
>>21653857>$11/lb ribeyeWhere are you getting ribeye for this cheap?
>>21654735they're thinking it though.
>obvious cuts because the cat doesn't give a shit and will eat both
what we drinkan tonight /ck/?pic related, 2 down 2 to go
>>21653576Very nice, and I see you have the traditional Krammenglassen for cramming up your kraut-hole.
>>21655042I wouldnt dare, its very thin Glas
>>21653446500hz?!
>>21653576Slutty glass.
>>21652832Franziskaner, coal fired pizza to celebrate Columbus day & watch MNF
ITT: Awful marketing choices
>>21652718>Moot on the ranch bagbased Lays
crisps?
>>21654425I miss him :(
>>21654425>Mootwho?
>>21652718>salt and vinegar girl is just like "meh"
the snack of choice for the relatively healthy fat fuck.
>>21654935>how do you like my personal version of crackers and peanut butter?>my secret is that i combine crackers and peanut butter
>>21654935Did you make either the crackers or peanut butter from scratch? Then there you go.
>>21654949they didn't mention either of those things
>>21654930>>21654949>joyless retard trying to feel intelligent for once
>>21655114>bruh you ain't got no freaking whimsy!Shush.
Hello /ck/, today I will show you how to make the best meal ever. This one goes out to the Finn who tried to recreate it but failed miserablyStarting with three rye crispbread
>>21653169>towel in a saunaLOL
>>21654464Can I use Camembert instead? It's the same thing basically.
>>21654529>It's the same thing basically
>>21654527Blue board, anon. BFC got those jannies acting unwise.
>>21654529Absolutely not permitted
Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.Shower Brew editionIf you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, when was the last time you scrubbed your back? Previous: >>21637433
>>21654793congratulations anonhappy for you
Had cascara today. Very nice, tastes like a very tasty, smooth fruit infusion.
>>21651942whats the most pretentious way to make coffee atm?
>>21654884Moka soup. Need to drill out your safety valve a bit.
Hey, where's the cream filling?
Right here.
>>21654369
>>21654373I smirked
>>21654355>you will never cum deep into a beautiful woman and say "HOSTESS! NOW THATS THE STUFF!"
Let’s discuss Culver’s.
>>21652526OK, the last time I went there, ordered a butter burger and cheese curdsThe guy taking the order was a literal retardGot asked if I want dipping sauce, I say ranchGet home, find out they didn't give me the cheese curds, but gave me ranch, which they charged forHad diarrhea a couple hours later from the burger
>>21654332Skill issue
>>21652886Are we pretending zoomers aren't even more cringe or are you larping as +45?
>>21652753Why are tribal stage people allowed to have internet?
>>21652551You must feel left out.>>21654332Don't blame Culver's for your IBS and your inability to order clearly.
Made some Q while watching football.I trust you all had pleasant weekend.
Made some beanie weenie to
>>21654998Healthiest meal any American has eaten today
>>21655022LOL I'M LOLING OVER HERE AHAHA shut up you fucking foreign dick go be jelly somewhere else
it's just strawberry fanta, tastes like those strawberry and cream lollies.
>>21654564>/soda/>>>/trash/
>>21654601>tastes like pisshow do germans even accomplish this literal miracle?
The chucky one isn’t bad, way better than the Beetlejuice one
>>21654564Um no, retard, it tastes like fruit punch with a prominent cherry note. The haunted apple flavor was better.
>>21655015maybe the australian and new zealand version is different?
Me Din DinsOven pasta bake with chicken sausage, penne, an Italian tomato and basil sauce, Italian mozzarella, then all the veg like onion, tomatoes, peppers, garlic Rather than a thin pasta bake it was very deep so we let the ingredients and pasta simmer away in the sauce for ages in the oven. It was really nice.
>>21652923>lol get real kid, my pasta dishes are minimum 30 inches. now that’s deepThat's nothing y'all, in the States we cook our pasta dishes 50" deep.
Pork chop with oven baked eggplants
>>21652986Looks good mate!
>>21652855that looks nice
Bump
It should've been called Squeeze Cheese or Easy Cheesy. It just sucks as-is.
>>21654918That guy makes it look easy
>>21654920Doesn't look easier than spraying it out of a can
>>21654914some cheese is hard
>>21654954You need to practice more
>>21654956What if practicing makes me cheese hard?
