>you're supposed to slurp the noodles because the air makes them taste better
>>21111809and you're also apparently supposed to spit on the floor whenever you want and cough and sneeze straight into the air in the crowded train carriage
>>21111809It's just not true. Use the good etiquette your mother and polite society taught you.
>>21111809the air is polluted, don't listen to OP
>>21111815I saw Alex Ainuz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept spitting on the floor and going “cough? cough? cough?” and coughing and sneezing right in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him slurping noodles as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I was really annoyed at how this word was spelled correctly. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by coughing really loudly.
>>21111844>interferenceso close...
>>21111809It's just one of many reasons that I love Japanese society. Sometimes, I even take my shirt off, and grab a handful of noodles, and rub them all over my nipples while loudly moaning. And the chef, or "ramen-sama", he just gives me a double thumbs-up and shouts "America Number 1!" and rings the America Bell as the noodles slide down my engorged belly and gradually fall to the floor, where they are eagerly consumed by the waiting macaque monkeys. In the West, this would all be considered impolite, but in the glorious Orient, it's just showing appreciation for a succulent Chinese meal. Itadakimasu!
>>21111866Did somebody hack Kenji's Ring cam again?
Scat lmfao
>>21111809I don't give a flying fuck.When they come here, they want to have it their way, so I'll have my way when I'm eating their shit.
>being told how to eat noodlesyou are the noodles
>>21111919>I'll have my wayhttps://youtu.be/KJXzkUH72cY?si=EcNj7LEcTGU2T2sB
>>21111809I don't really care how other people think I'm supposed to eat, but thanks for trying
i dont care about food eating rules. white people care wayyyy too much about the approval of exotic races
>>21111815>>21111821>>21111919>>21112018>>21112030You would purposefully eat food in such a way it would objectively taste LESS delicious simply because you don't let people tell you what to do?Are you a toddler?
>>21112035you dont believe what you're saying.
>>21112035>objectively tastetaste ain't objective, autist-kun
>>21112049>>21112051By slurping, you're eating while inhaling targeting your epithelium You are quite literally targeting your olfactory system because of the speed and the presence of air while you slurpThough the studies of this related to Ramen aren't that robust, this function is well documented for foods in generalThis isn't simply my opinion, it's factYou're just wrong, you're being defiant simply for the sake of being defiant, stubborn retards
>>21111809You don't have to slurp. Just don't try to stuff the noodles into your mouth like a retard.
>>21112061so, the left picture then
>>21112035you got some noodles on your chin, big boy.
>>21112066so does ya mum
>>21111809slurping noodles makes a mess. fuck off.
>>21111844the endand everybody clapped.
>>21112058why do you refuse to trans to a woman? you are being defiant. we all know you are a woman, so become one.
>>21111809Asians in general don't believe in eating mannersDo whatever they don't care
>>21111809I eat ramen at least 10 times a month and I use a fork and a spoon to twirl a mouthful of noods at a time, even though im alone. That slurping stuff is disgusting, plus I have a beard
>>21112125>9000 rules for using chopsticks>9000 rules for using condiments>9000 rules for who, what, when where, why and how to serve or consume>9000 rules for how to pay for your meal>"Asians in general don't believe in eating manners"t. Johnny Somali
>>21112631>Asians in generalJust because Japs are mega-autists doesn't disprove the general statement. Chinese, Indians, Pakis, SEA fuckes, and Koreans eat like pigs
>>21112649They still have some rules they just don't make a whole lot of sense to us. I have a friend of chinese descent who was born and raised in Sweden and when she went over to china she thought it was disgusting how everyone chewed with their mouths open but one time she spoke with food in her mouth and her chinese aunt had an autism fit about how rude that was. It makes no fucking sense.
>>21111809>eating processed garbage like noodlesNah I'm good thanks
>ITT
>>21111809I make it a point to not take advice from anyone with the "my wife fucks other men" aesthetic.
>>21111844>>21111857
>>21113641cunny..
