and I'm supposed to think life is easier as a guy when all she has to do is wiggle her ass and free money

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>>21106406

I’ve made $1200 in a day in tips as a barista and I’m a dude.

>>21106415
Post pics of your butt no homo

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>>21106417

I literally hate women bros

>>21106415
No you haven't

>>21106452
I paid him 1200 to blow my balls out back.
So yes, he did.

>>21106409
>and I'm supposed to think life is easier as a guy when all she has to do is wiggle her ass and free money
You don't understand how hard life is for women when they have to dilate.

>>21106424
i always laugh at latino music because it is so lame, no offense

>>21106406
I went to one down in Tampa on vacation with some of my friends. It was weird. The server girl at our booth was nice enough, with some nice perky breasts. The alcohol portions at the place were very generous. I watched the lady (a quite well endowed woman) make my rum and coke and it was just a shitload of rum with a splash of coke. Also meant I only had 2 drinks before I was a little overboard and didn't want anymore. Just weird as a thing to do. Looking at boobies with your bros gets a little uncomfortable, and it's hard to have a normal conversation like you would at a regular bar.
I tipped $5. I always tip $5 at bars. Whether it's the old woman at the VFW, a hipster mixologist, or some lady with her tits out. Just my rule. I never spend over $30 anyway. One of my friends tipped a whole $20 bill, and the other just rounded up on the bill (I think it was like $4.50 or around that).

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>>21106409
think of it this way, as a woman, the barrier to success is lower, but the ceiling for how successful you can become is also lower. for men, the barrier for success is higher, but the sky's the limit to how powerful you can become.

>>21106557
The "glass ceiling" was broke decades ago, dumbass. It's since become a glass elevator, and many choose to still sell tit pics.

>>21106406
Once unintentionally. Realy needed a caffeine fix, was late to a meeting, so I didn't get more normal cup of home made jo. I was pretty surprised to see a pair of exposed tits.

I did, $1 same as I do any other fancy coffee on the rare occasion I get one.

>>21106557
I'll take "high chance of a comfortable boring life" over "0.00000000000000000000001% chance of becoming a disgustingly rich plutocrat and a 99% chance of misery" but maybe I'm just crazy

>>21106452
Yes I did, got a $700 and $500 casino winnings tickets in the same day

>>21106573
Why lie?

>>21106582
Why is it so hard for you to accept this

>>21106463
you over paid then.

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Why do gross old men like bogged plastic women so much?

>>21106589
It was a tip
>>21106573
Get back to blowing my balls you faggot.

There's a coffee place near my house called Bikini Beans, located in Phoenix Arizona. Yes they are all Mexican. Bikini BEANS.

>>21106585
Because it isn't true? No one gave your doughy ass a $500 lottery ticket ehile you were working

>>21106406
I went to a breastaurant once for my friend's birthday dinner, and it felt weird. I didn't know where to look. They had a special shot called the "cum shot" which was a champagne glass filled with I assume irish cream? but you are instructed to chug it slowly with space for the waitresses to pour some whipped cream in and around your mouth. There were two waitresses who surrounded my friend in their breasts while they administered whipped cream as the drink was being consumed.
Anyways, they had a reuben on the menu which I ordered and it was surprisingly good.

>>21106668
Wouldn't a topless place be marketed towards men? Why would they have a cum drink? Why would striaght guys want to pretend their drinking cum around hot girls, and why would women want to be somewhere where the women are nude. Can't be lesbos cuz they wouldn't want cum either, and gay guys wouldn't want to see tits. Make it make sense.

>>21106678
They weren't topless, their breasts were covered. I actually had the same thought as you, but the waitresses said it is very common among guys who take their friends out to dinner, order them a "gay" drink, only to have their face smothered by breasts.
That being said, the friend in question was a degenerate weeb "lesbian" who I think at the time just enjoyed any amount of vaguely sexual attention she could get, so she probably picked the place on purpose.

>>21106406
>Do they have breastaurants or bikini baristas in your country?
yes, there is one in my city, I drive by it all the time, try to sneak a peek but they have blinds
>Have you been?
no, not much of a coffee drinker, make it on the weekends for breakfast and patronize a local non-bikini shop to support them
the owner is a gorgeous hipster chick who has to be at least 5'9" and is wonderfully curvy(not fat, actually curvy)
had a dream where I walked into the coffee shop and she was sitting on the counter with nothing but an apron on, legs spread, in the dream it was implied that I was about to go down on her
also they make good coffee, and have great pastries

>>21106557
Right im shoveling sidewalks really fast and looking at a plow truck soon. women would never do that

Yup, go to Bombshells every Wednesday with the boys, the girls wear very skimpy outfits and talk you up for tips

>>21106406
1. I'm late to this thread because you posted a girl so I ignored it
2. Yes, we have many titty restaurants
3. How do people tip? I don't do this, but the girls sit next to the lonely old men who go in there and talk to them for like 20 minutes, pretending to give a shit about what they have to say; because I watched it happen
I guess the lonely old men give them big tips; and don't even get sex
Those fucking idiots

If someone above me posted the same thing, I don't read other people's replies, so fuck off

Are you supposed to tip them extra? They went through one of those bikini coffee shops drive thru looked at the girl in the things ass cheeks as she made my drink and I just paid without tipping at all. Am I the asshole here?

>>21106909
>bikini coffee shops drive thru

It doesn't matter, if you find the nearby biker bar you can probably work out something at an hourly rate

>>21106909
not tipping means you're based

Women in my country would celebrate it as women taking control of their sexuality, shame men for going there, and blame the patriarchy once it fails and go under.

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>>21106909
>bikini coffee shops drive thru
There was a dude that got caught on video going through the drive through for one of those places with no pants on. It went viral a couple days ago and then he killed himself

I thought this thread would be filled with hot bikini barista asses by now.

>>21106559
Name one female CEO

>>21107014
Kek based.

>>21106406
I would love to smell her ass

>>21107025
Lisa Su

>>21106406
yeh, but they work at bars and they're called 'Skimpys' on account of the skimpy clothing they're wearing, which in some cases involves stickers over the nipples and a g-banger

>>21106406
nah, we just have strip clubs and legal brothels like a normal country

>>21107025
The woman currently running Lucasfilm into the ground

>>21106557
something something muskateers.

>>21106406
It's crazy, I pulled on my penis repeatedly and semen shot out

>>21107174
be honest, would you nestle your face between her buttcheeks and keep it in there for 5 minutes?

>>21106406
you should tip at least $7+ on every meal or else they won't flirt with you.

>>21106406
>working food delivery apps
>have to pick up food from their makeshift drivethru that day
>femoid hands me a pen to sign card receipt
>don't give her the pen back, just keep it in my hand
>she grabs it back from my hand on her own

i'm a bit socially awkward and this memory of hooters always sticks with me.

>>21107014
Why kill himself tho? Was he not wearing underwear? He have a small peepee? Seems like you could play and laugh this off easily

>>21107014
some people are so frivolous with their lives.
Such shame.

>>21106406
Do pajeets know about these titty coffee booths?

>>21106406
Used to live in Seattle, never went to a bikini barista place despite seeing them everywhere. Getting coffee out is already overpriced, I don't want to pay even more to ogle some depressed poly bitch who will expect a large tip as well.

>>21107751
Do they show something or are they just women in swimsuits?

>>21107766
Just women in swimsuits from what I could gather, it's not a strip club.

>>21107770
>just make my fucking coffee you clapped out whore

>>21107796
I would tip if they showed pussy or let me smell it

>>21107808
You'd probably only do it once.. and buy yourself a teapot

>>21107808
>>21107770
Yeah. Some of the shady places have had women arrested for stripping or offering extra to patrons, but a bikini or pasties is all they can legally do.

Why are there no bikini pics in this thread?

>>21106406
the women who do this shit are always ugly as hell

>>21106406
>go to bikini gimmick place
>dont tip
>still see just as much boobies as everyone else

>>21106406
you faggots love to ride that fine off-topic post line eh. they made a whole board for you cunts, use it. >>>/b/

>>21108397
Kids post here sir

>>21108397
Don't listen to Karen >>21109702 - you have to be at least 18 to post here. It's because her pictures aren't really worth it, her face isn't as good as in this picture and she's got bolt-ons

>>21109692
you first

>>21106406
My state invented the bikini barista, so yeah they're everywhere.
No, I don't go to them because their filled with strung out whores.

>>21108397
you know the internet is full of free pornography right? or if you want to find a specific kind there are search engines for that

>>21106406
The simp is a funny, self-contradicting creature.
They spend money because they think a girl will like him more yet she respects him less. By funding whores he also establishes it as a valid and well paying lifestyle.

In conclusion all simps must die

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>>21110351
illegal in 17 states, soon all 50

>>21106406
>Do they have breastaurants or bikini baristas in your country?
Of course
>Have you been?
Of course
>How much do you usually tip the girls?
Nothing, ever. I'm not an employer in this case. Wages are not my problem. I tip my employees when they do a good job, I never tip someone else's employees because I'm not fucking retarded.

>>21106406
You should stop posting shit like this, you're contributing to waste bandwidth and nothing else.

>>21110342
I'm guessing they dont get drug tests

>>21106406
The problem with breastaurants is that they hire good looking women as waitresses, then they do what all good looking women do and ignore I exist

>>21110664
>didn't give the first thot he saw the deed to his parents McMansion in exchange for 0.2 seconds of eye contact
ain't gon makeit

>>21106406
Yes. Yes. Same as the normal bartenders.

>>21106451
when did they become so horrible?

I want to slurp up tequila that has pooled around the wrinkles of her asshole

>>21106406
Is that Skylar Vox?

>>21107025
>50% of media companies by 2030 lol

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>>21109692

>>21106409
Blame men. They allow this shit. All the simps giving streamers and OF whores and fake ass IG models just for breathing oxygen. Do these faggots not realize these bitches would have to get real jobs if they just stopped simping? I mean some of them would even have to resort to actually sucking and fucking.

>>21106590
Most people have shit taste with no respect for art or subtlety desu.

>>21106406
>in your country
>tip the girls

anon, civilised people don't tip unless the service is fantastic. it's not a compulsory institution

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>>21106406
no, we have actual prostitutes. And if I want to stare at hot chicks serving food, there are always greek restaurants.
>>21106909
tipping is the dumbest fucking shit Americans have ever come up with. The only time you're supposed to tip someone is when they either deliver a Pizza super fast to your house or during a storm, imagine actually doing the job of the employer of properly paying their employees. So fucking retarded.

>>21106406
Oh sweet another demoralisation/hate women goy thread.

>>21111744
you don't tip strippers in other countries?

>>21111761
Strippers are an American thing, in other countries, you visit brothels.

>>21111761

>>21111769
Strippers are a waste of time. Who wants to waste money breathing on women? Just go hit the fuck house, they exist in America as well, just under the name of "Asian massage parlor"

I really hope hooters hits a financial crisis in a few years and is forced to diversify their waitresses to body types beyond skinny B cup cheerleaders. I want some girls with some meat on them and big fat fucking tits.

>>21106406
I live in the home of bikini baristas. There used to be a lot more of them but they've dwindled. I have a couple locations I like to visit but I always go with my wife in the car and they're surprised to see a couple and assume it was an accident but then when they realize it wasn't you'll usually get a bit of an extra show if the stand is any good. You've gotta find the good ones though, sometimes the girls are way too covered up and if I'm going to pay $10 for an okay drink then she better be nearly naked when she's making it. Some of them really push it and will be only just barely covered and those are the ones who will get a tip.

I despise whores and I don't enable them.

Yes this is prostitution, so is onlyfans. If women do these things they are WHORES. Plain and simple.

>>21106409
you can wiggle your ass and free money too
your just a pussy

>>21112310
anyone working is some kinda whore
that's why I steal

and no, stealing from whores isn't wrong you're just a cuckold

>>21112385
I'm not denying that it is physically possible for me to be a sex worker, there's a market for pretty much anything if you know where to go. I'm just saying it's not easy money because I'd really have to work hard at developing a customer base. whereas if I was a grill I could LITERALLY just drop my pants and the money would flow

no but there's a shitty breakfast/brunch place out the back of a bar in my hometown and if you pay only in cash and tip €50 or more the two girls that work there will give you a rimjob and pull you off

the eggs are good but the coffee is awful. they do make okay chicken stacks though

>>21106557
The richest woman in the world made her bones by divorcing her husband

>>21107025
Mary Barra, General Motors

>>21111744
In America the service is always fantastic. That's why tipping is standard. Must be hard for a thirdie to understand, considering your salaried wait staff fuck off and take an hour to give you your drink wrong and spit in it when you complain