Me Din DinsHome Fish and ChipsHuge huge game for Norf FC tonight lads
>>21885438He's done you.
>>21886076why did you give £18 to a grooming gang?
>>21887405Because I am frequently a customer.
>>21884203bosh
>>21884203why do the peas look AI generated
CasserolesChicken a la KingEverything aspicWhat else?
>>21885376Soon to be outdated, now that Trump rules the universe:- fake meat- fake eggs- fake milk- meal replacements- skimmed/semi-skimmed milk- margarineSeed oils will be gone in the longer term.
>>21885376prawn cocktailsvarious weird meat jellies
>CasserolesNuh uh I like tater tot casserole and would probably eat one somebody cooked for me>>21885384ugh but NOT tuna casserole, fish is disgusting>Chicken a la KingI've only known this as a joke from cartoons pretty much
>>21886923Why a shotgun?
>>21885376Nobody orders chop suey anymore, do they.
Find a flaw.
>>21880860All the slices look like they came from different pizzas and were reassembled.
>>21888225You had one chance and fucked it up retard
>>21884392>>21884398KWAB
>>21880860>Find a flaw.It's not in my mouth
>>21880860pepperonis folded into cutscrust length too longred rim
Gather round, freaks, it's me
>>21888174>hates anime>frequents an anime websiteCurious
Looks delicious
>>21882641WHY SEED OILS BUTTER MAKES COOKIES BETTER AND TASTE BETTER. SEED OILS MAKES US ALL RETARDS THIS IS WHY WE ARE FAT AND STUPID THEN THE SYSTEM TAKES US AND USES US AS DOLLS N TESTS US W SSRIS AND PSYCH NIGGER SHIT SEED OILS R THE MAIN CULPRIT OF ALL EVIL. EVEN IN THE HOSPITALS ITS SEED OILS THIS SEED OILS THAT I HATE SEED OILS YOU ARE RUINING URSELF THIS IS HORRIBKLE SEED OILD DASH MY ASS NO NONONO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BUTTER AND MORE LIQUID BUTTER BUT DASH OF VEG OIL YOU SHOULD USE VEG OIL AS LUBE ATP WITH FUCKING SRRIS MIXTURE ATP WE SHOULD ALL SNORT OUR LEXAPRO WELLBURTIN BULLSHIT I HATE YOU SEED OILS FUCKING QUEERS
>>21888668The butter is the baseI barely used any oil at all. It was like a table spoonCalm downYou have much bigger problems than sneed oils
>no car keysretard
I’m kinda a novice to cooking but I’ve been doing a lot of practice with easy stuff. My mom suggested to me that I should make the brisket for Passover this year. I’m not usually a fan of it because it’s kinda bland. All of the good recipes for it are smoked but it’s customary for us to roast it. Any ideas on how I can get the most out of roasting it or add some flavor? Typically my grandmother just does it brined with vegetables.
Sear the outsides before you braise it in a Dutch Oven.You're welcome jew.
>>21888554Is jew brisket more like corned beef or a smoked brisket from a bbq place?
>>21888581More like the corned beef. It’s more like what you’d expect for roast beef than BBQ
I'm genuinely surprised that you people can use ovens at all, you know, considering...
>>21888581>>21888631Neither. Is basically Ashkenazi pot roast. It's braised, like >>21888572 said, and not cured-and-boiled like corned beef or smoked like barbecue.
Which place makes the best milkshakes?
>>21888127I say this
>>21888127you OK little guy? want to talk about it?
>>21886192i did this. would buy cocaine in $600 increments and then go out to bars and only drink the cheapest shit beers all night
>>21886192Damn $5 in the 90s would be like a $15 shake today
>>21888127Normie inner monologue (for the ones who have one) really is the most frightening
*gives you extreme anxiety*Why do you drink this shit?
>>21885579If someone has underlying anxiety caffeine will definitely aggravate it
If you get 'extreme anxiety' from a cup of coffee you need meds and/or therapy
When I first started drinking coffee, I made mistakes with the strength and quantity, and experienced symptoms such as palpitations, shortness of breath, and anxiety.It was like a malfunction of many of my body's alarm systems, similar to panic disorder.
>>21888476tried this and it did nothing
>>21888700or maybe just less coffee
Opinions on ze German cuisine?
>>21882263Love it. There's this local German restaurant near where I live. Fucking delicious but also mad expensive
>>21887558It's a weird mixed system, but the long and short of it is that you are legally required to have insurance and except for weird fringe cases, it's basically impossible to be left without it. If you can't pay, the state will.
>>21887753It's not any more mixed than the one we have in the US. Germany just has higher quality legislation and no healthcare network retardation
>>21882263The random german restaurants I've been to were kinda dog shit. Random dutch restaurants are usually alright in my experience.
>>21887603What dishes do you usually order?Rouladen in sauce with red cabbage and tatoes?That's like what would call the quintessental German full dish, disregarding all kinds of sausages and currywurst.
what's your pick of pop?
>>21886361>calling soda popyeah i just got off the phone with soda pop, and she's calling soda pop soda pop too
Picrel is my first choice. I think it's supposed to be ethical and organic or something? I honestly don't care, I just like the sweetness and the mouthfeel.
>>21887186Calling soda pop, come in soda pop
>>21888141i prefer the pomegranate flavored version>>21886123Almdudler
Sushi everywhere!Finally, let's get this shit started!inb4 seething that sushi needs to be expensive and inaccessible
You can even get it 7-11 and give it to a panhandler. It's not the 90's anymore.
I like kroger sushi
>>21884600grocery store sushi is still absurdly expensive thoughmy local food lion does in-house sushi now, a package of the shit will run you minimum $8, sometimes even $10They sit RIGHT UNDERNEATH a turkey and muenster sandwich, significantly more protein and healthy fats, except it's fucking $3.99if I really wanna get my omega 3s that badly I'm buying a fucking tin of deenz and putting them in the sandwich and it's STILL cheaper.
>>21888690Yeah my local Hannaford sells it for like 12 bucks.
>>21884600we've had that shit for a few years.it's absurdly overpriced, talking about 2-2.5x the price compared to the run of the mill chinese restaurant you get 10 per city block of.i've tried it once and it was low-average quality too. i don't think i've ever seen more than 3 people ever buying that garbage
>>21838790
>dead tired from staying up late drinking whiskey all weekend>Hungover too much to fall asleep
>>21888401Welcome to the sazerac experience.
>>21888425RICO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>21888309I know some craft breweries buy wood chips from barrels and age their beer with some of that
>>21888401It's just a normal entry level bottle, the hype for it was bizarre
4 lbs english roast seasonedOven preheated to 500Once in the oven turn down to 475 and roast for 7 min per lbs and then shut off oven and leave for 2.5 hours.Will post results if I don't get too drunk.
>>21888435My parents dont like that cut. Sirloin is fine but they stopped eating beef. Whatever.
>>21888410Oof that sucks, looked good though
>>21888435>it was just an unlucky piece of meatbut enough about your wife
>>21887990I do this with bottom round and eye of round. My mom used to cook it well done.
>>21888390over cooked to shit. Should have reversed seared it. Low temp for a few hours, rest, and then char the outside before serving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B74ono8La8E
ITT: post your malt beverage of choice.
>>21886648>I just don't like drinking piss
Taking a shit right now, fellow Steelers
is it that time again?
>>21888718I don't know about that
what's goin on crew?
Stop making people think chickpeas taste goodIt will never work
>>21888000>crunchierYou're doing something wrong, they should be creamier due to their higher fat content.
>>21885845:)
>>21887985Idk man but he looks so sad
>chickpeas taste great!>says man that covers them in so many different oils, spices and seasoning that the natural taste is completely covered
>>21887976There is no help for AIDS. he should have spent less time at the Blue Oyster Bar.
