They need to bring back Iron Chef America. It's the GOAT of food porn shows. And Alton Brown has to be the announcer again. If anyone else does it it just won't be the same. That man was born to play the part
>>21834672It was funny learning how much of a douche he is. Stuff like hating on Man vs Food because "oh it's such a waste, think about the people starving to death while that show exists." Meanwhile, on Cutthroat Kitchen:>alright contestants, time to throw away all your food and fish new ones out of 10gal of nacho dip>and chip your noodles off this canvas that we attached them all to with pasta glueLike yeah, sure, I bet you're totally not throwing that shit away after it's done being used as a prop
Alton Jones doesn't care about black people.
>>21834491Only good thing about Iron Chef America was Morimoto.
>>21834564Imagine watching cereals
>>21834860It's true, no other iron chef will have Chen Kenichi
If you don't like cilantro then lower your fucking tone when talking to me.
>53% calories from carbsWhy don't you put down the plant candy you big baby?
>>21830808different species
>>21832629you are so very wrongall the research you had to do was literally read the first sentence on the wikipedia page
>>21830808Coentro?
you gay niggas fighting over leaves
Ghetto Depression steak. Join me again ck.
>>21833854Everyone has to keep in mind that none of this is real. The bullies have no power. We're all anonymous. Just laugh at them. Because they're silly losers. Every time one of them tries to disparage my food I just challenge them to show me THEIR fucking kitchen and make me a dish from start to finish. Those chickenshits fuck right off after that. They're bitter loser faggots and they're jealous. That's all it is. There's nothing anyone can post at me that will ever stop me from posting.
>>21833867That burger looks so fucking moist
>>21834288Oh it was.
>>21832016Yooooo! Just get a bigger dick in your next life loser!!
>>21835380Wow, you're having trouble with yourself.
>two for $5Poorfags just keep winning.
>>21835120>>21835121>cheese and bread is le awful!kill you'reselfes
>>21835121But enough about you, chud.
>>21835117>mentioning sales tax like it's substantial Non-American alert.
>>21835107i fuckin' LOVE their sauce. i didnt realize they had this kind of promotion running, thats dangerous
>>21835120Can I watch you starve to death? That would be kino
What's the perfect minimum cutting board size and what type of wood is the most affordable? Bamboo seems to splinter very easily.
>>21835340I have been looking at getting an end grain black walnut board. I havent decided on a size though...Pic related
Oh boy here we go again
i got like a rectangle one i got from the local china store, not really sure how long it is but it has a handle which is nice and non negotiable in my boards now.
>>21835359inb4 the endless screaming crying and shitting over (insert: glass, plastic, wood, your mom's pussy hair) is the superior cutting board material.
Which sauce are you grabbing first?
>>21833173dis dood eatin beans in he's pasta
>>21831644I'm so hungry bros
>>21833173Making pasta e fagioli?
Never get Hunts. There is a reason it’s even cheaper than store brand.
>>21833656Just realized 24 hours later that I replied to myself and not you. This was for you. >>21833670
What are you cooking?Do you buy ready made sauce packets?
>>21833185I don't care if your internet subculture has such defining factors as saying "wa la" this is mongoloid speak and I will call it out as such
Probably lentil soup today. Cheap, easy and healthy.
>>21831586Where’s your tankard of ale and necklace of goblin penises? I love larping to, bug you have to do it Right
>>21832179to people who don't mind the increased prices?
>>21831043K-on!!
This dude is so genuine. Love this guy.
>>21835190>This dude is so genuine. Love this guy.Who? And why do you love him? Are you gay? Also why is he eating bread with ketchup?
gay
>>21835231That's an enpenada with salsa roja
>>21835194>>21835231Frank Pinello
Me too. Apparently he grew up a few blocks away from me, I saw it in a video of him making jarring tomatoes with his guido family.
My parents have a habit of "tampering" any leftover food they leave behind (mixing in a napkin, etc) because they're worried that restaurants will reuse the food. Does /ck/ think there's any merit to this?
>>21833445>retardAppeal to authority
>>21828505As an ex dish bitch I can say with pride that if something came my way that looked like it was still good, I ate it. Best night was when like multiple orders worth of fries came down to my lair and I was able to snack on it the whole night.
>>21825827>food they leave behindFucking what. What kind of fucking subhuman psychopathic retard doesn't eat all of what they ordered or ask for a to go box?
I've never even heard of this happening. If it's on a plate, it's the property of the customer who bought it. If they order food and don't eat it, who cares? We still made the same money selling it. I suppose there are some table condiments in cheap places I've worked in that were communal. Salt shaker, pepper shaker, chilli flakes, fish sauce. Those were never used or unused, they were table condiments.And I suppose in ethnic places, there are other table items like lime wedges, bread sticks, which were also essentially communal. But nobody pays for them, you can't order them, more common that some nigger steals all the table condiments, so they're made communal so that if they run out nobody can blame the house. The last guy who had your table stole all the pepper in an envelope? Yea not our problem, it's a table continent. In the most ethnic of slop houses i suppose they sell the food nobody orders as take away. If they make 20 fried rice that aren't ordered it just gets sent at take away. Lot of people poisoned by rice dishes that aren't immediately chilled, then are reheated as hot take out. Rice should only come cold as take out unless it's made to order, which realistically it never is. Only Singapore is that clean with their rice.
>>21833564lol
>>21825847Italians don't give the slightest shit about pineapple on pizza. Its AYYYYYAHMWAUKINOVAHEYHAGABAGOOL-Americans who make it their whole personality.
Everyone likes blue cheese, what the fuck is this thread?
>>21834273Stuff a clove of garlic into a fucking olive.
>>21834633We're baiting, Nagatoro. Get outta here leave us to it.
>>21825577I love these. The Hormel ones were better, but they quit making them. And no, I'm not black.
Did you eat Child Abuse Cuisine during your childhood?
I ate frozen food for dinner 6 days of the week and once a week one of my parents would make a low quality home made meal
>>21835271>Im rubber and you’re glue.
>>21834134This looks like something a 9 year old would eat while their mom shoots up heroin in the other room.
>>21835292The really poor friends I had as a child who had single drug addicted mothers on welfare and food stamps did not eat Kid Cuisine. They were lucky if they had bread and butter. They'd stick around for dinner and my mom would feed them our lower middle class meals of spaghetti and Prego, baked chicken and potatoes, rice and frozen stir fry veggies and cheap beef, hot dogs, etc. Kid Cuisine was not something poor people bought when I was a child and drug addict mothers definitely didn't buy that for their neglected kids.
>>21834134Why would you feed your kid that when you could make borscht out of rocks for cheaper and be a healthy weight of 12kg at 200cm? Cheers from Serbia.
He won.
>>21834816He made Fat Head. Tom Naughton
>>21834628
>>21834828I don't know what Fat Head is
What did he win?
>>21834833i think its those big wall decal stickers you could buy in like 2011
Zoomers will pay $15 for this.
>>21833788>Can this shit please stop.Only when every last tranny cultist is dead.
>>21833788This god forsaken website wasn't always obsessed with black cock on every board.
>>21833331They're called bun length hotdogs.
>>21833786>the LutherHaven't thought about this in forever. I need to try it someday, or at least make one at home
>>21833296America is finally GRATE again!! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
wow imagine eating this good
>>21833021its hating.
>>21833021Its not in focus. The camera is focused on the noodles
>>21835218>the noodles
id realy like to try this varietal of noodle
>>21835237I'm not Italian or whatever.
Are you proud of me?
>>21831365Not reading that
how the fuck is this shitty ass thread still alivei know i just helped it, but it was first page, first thread.
>>21833504it's crazy really
>>21814641FakeEveryone knows girls take their bras off first
>>21831363Wait until you see the new meme we got cooking up.
