Trying this thread again, since it didn't get any helpful replies last time. Besides pic related, what are your favorite breakfast shrimp recipes? My buddy Omar (we all call him marfan because he has marfans syndrome) has a new boyfriend, and I want to make them a nice breakfast after our sleepover next weekend. Marfan specified that his boyfriend only eats shrimp for breakfast.
>>20705110>Posting my bait again, because nobody gave me the attention I wanted last timekys
>>20705128I'm sorry you don't have friends, but I want to make mine happy.
What's "half a Twix"?
But is half one bar or half of one bar? The two bars are intrinsically tied together, it seems wrong to look at one in a vacuum.
Stupid gay unfunny marketing shit where they pretend the two twix sticks are made by competing companies.
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>>20704379>it seems wrong to look at one in a vacuumwell duh, the vacuum will be full of carpet lint so that's not a place to put a chocolate bar
>>20704379It's two halves of two bars
is there anything better than the humble ham & cheese baguette?
>>20705032alright well that all checks out
>>20705032The ol' poison sandwich trick, she'd never get away with it.
>>20705016damn anon, i had the same thing happen to me with empanadas why is it when your old lady tries to poison you it's gotta be with your favourite food!?
It's kind of spooky that we both did this at the same time>>20705039>>20705040
>>20705011kek
I'm wanting to make the most basic spaghetti sauce there is to "reverse engineer" the recipe so to speak, and understand what it fundamentally is and add to it from there. So in essence, spaghetti sauce are just mashed tomatoes with some salt, pepper and other spices, right?
cook onion in olive oil, add garlic and let it cook for a minute, then add tomatoes wa la
Look up "marcella hazan tomato sauce" and you'll find probably the simplest while being "Italian" spaghetti sauce. Also, spaghetti is just a type of noodle and any sauce put on the spaghetti is "spaghetti sauce". It sounds like you want the simplest "red sauce" or "tomato" sauce. I hope this helps, my autistic brother.
>>20704434>onion>add garlicNo
>>20704394Most basic red sauce? Whole peeled tomatoes, cook down, mash, add pasta. From there you can add salt and pepper, then just get crushed to start with, then add flavor: basil, oregano, onion, garlic, fat, etc. Have a ball.
>(Extra Virgin) Olive oil>Garlic>Salt>Pepper and or chili pepper>Add tomato sauce and or cherry tomatoes cut in half>meanwhile cook pasta >a couple of minute before it's "al dente" add it to the tomato sauce with some cooking water and some exrta olive oli.>cook it for another couple of minutes and it's readyDon't just cook plain pasta and then add the sauce on top of it, that's completely tasteless.t. ItaliAnon
>smells like literal horse shitWhat is the use case for this substance?
sometimes you need a hint of shit in your food
>>20701013They don't call it "devil's dung" for nothing.
yeah, i find that it stinks like ass as soon as it hits hot food but mellows out very quickly, particuarly when its the crappy preground stuffi have a small pepper grinder that i use just for white pepper, its nice to have on hand
yt pepper be racist an sheeit
>>20693562w-why are you going around smelling horse shit?
Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.Entry level editionIf you're new and confused start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused how many clicks?Previous thread: >>20660573
>>20682657He's a big guy
Jesus christ...https://youtu.be/5-Ak01k0jF0
>thread devolved into shitty youtube spam
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SHARE THE COFFEE RELATED YOUTUBE VIDEOS YOU ARE WATCHING!!!!!!!!!
>>20705013>youtube spam40 hours in between posts?
*enhances your mashed potatoes*
>>20704046no thanks, I prefer butter and salt
>>20704046sorry guys posted the wrong pic
>>20704046It makes your mashed potatoes fucking worse is what it does
Choose your Bussy Burger
the plates are buttholes i guarantee it
>>20704865
>>20704874>signature Bussy burger saucethat sounds appetizing, doesn't it?
>>20704769I looked up the restaurant, it's a virtual brand (aka ghost kitchen). You can only order through Doordash and the menu items cost the same whether it's pickup or delivery (the delivery fee is tacked on at checkout). $18.97 for just a burger.The whole virtual brand / ghost kitchen concept is just a scam to trick gullible zoomers and millennials into buying overpriced sysco-slop.
For me it's chicken breast sliced into three thin slices cooked in olive oil and butter on a stove with salt and heavy pepper. What more could a man ask for?
>>20704498Unironically I eat my pan-seared chicken breast every day.
>>20703474every single thing posted on the internet is instantly responded by some faggot who always has to act like there's only one solution and one option in contrast to the original statement. both breast's and thighs exist for a reason, enjoy both. both require different cooking methods, cooking times, tastes, textures, etc. if you can't enjoy both it's because you're not eating it properly, you're an actual immature tastelet or it's a skill issue and you just can't cook.
>>20704487What herbs would you recommend and how can I include them?
>>20704945I like to use fresh sage, thyme, and rosemary that grow in my herb garden.Sometimes I'll also add a bit of garlic.
>>20704945ones you like.put them on the chicken.in all seriousness, chicken breast is a super versatile meat, basically a blank slate. so pretty much any flavor combination you want will work. basil+oregano, plus a squeeze of lemon for some mediterranean flavor.thyme, sage or rosemary for a more earthy taste.cajun dry rub. the sky's the limit man. anyway, personally I find chicken breast a little bland on its own, I only use it for incorporating into a bigger dish like pasta. but you do you man
Gordon Ramsey steak for £38 plus service charge
>>20704983>Therefore you're a better cook than himalmost any of the home cooks on /ck/ are better cooks than him.He's just a better TV personality. that's where his money came from.
>>20705010Yes of course. He worked under Marco Pierre White, Albert Roux, Guy Savoy, Joel Robuchon. Anybody can work for them. They take people off the street. They didn't identify any skill in him. Just blithely took him on. And also, Michelin stars are memes and corrupt and don't mean anything. So it doesn't matter how many he earned. I'm not a fan of his, but people like you are so simplistic that your IQs cannot be over 80. You're literal mongoloids who can't consider anything past your noses.
>>20704983 where is THE GRILLED CHEESE!?WHERE IS THE GRILLEDCHEESE?
>>20705024He worked under them but he sure doesn't cook like it. He got all his money from TV, anon. This is an objective fact.
>>20705024Not him, but even ignoring his awful grilled cheese, the eggplant vegan steak thing he made was such a monstrosity that to this day I can't figure out whether I think he's doing this stuff to troll because he thinks it's funny on some level or if he really is just a horrible cook who got lucky with fame.
Why aren't you foraging for food out in the wild?
Because I provide labor to a society in exchange for their currency which I can then use to procure food at minimal effort. This is far easier, less time consuming and less dangerous than attempting to feed myself.
winnebago attacks
>>20703811Vegas? Just move out, city living is for niggers, even the outskirts are better.
>>20703332If you ever actually talk to people like this you realize very quickly they are just obnoxious attention whores and don't really believe 90% of the shit they are saying. They genuinely have nothing better to do with their free time.
>>20704852worse, phoenixthat is the plan, but not practical at the moment
>>20703830i refuse to even buy them anymore because i can't control my self
>>20704197Relatable
>>20697332
>canapés with proper garlic spread and walnuts or green grapesThis shit turns me into a labrador
I just ate a pound of Bush's Best Baked Beans, AMA.
>>20704220Her genetic makeup is probably 50% bean
>>20703641Boohoo.
>>20704577Yeah, just a little.>>20704620Correct.>>20704687Yeah, I cried a little.
>>20703542i;m thinking bout those beans
TNEB
Does anyone know any similar channels that aren't so fucking annoying to watch? The recipes this guy has are great but I'm so sick of the white self hatred and general arrogance
>>20704520based mandy
>>20704520Souped Up Recipes I like her normal Chinese dinner videos, the whole 3 dishes 1 soup thing like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh4HOfIEQQE
Jason Farmer, too.Maangchi if you want Korean.
>>20703105lol, so you admit to being a sensitive little pussy bitch?
>>20703092Cooked up recipe
Fry Bread is the best shit I've ever had. There are some foods like it but good fucking god none of them come close to how good this shit. I don't understand how something so simplistic can be so good.
>>20695295I would buy that shirt in a second
>>20693661Any time you see a book with a brown person on the cover covered in a bunch of medals, throw it directly in the trash.
>>20703725It's all yours, friendhttps://a.co/d/aLOCGHh
>>20694832the goes on to bitch about jews doing the same to him and how evil it iswhy is it that every single one of you white supremacists is a hypocrite?the its only evil when it happens to me and mine mindset is the exact reason why i dont feel bad for any of you in the current political climate.
>>20704013What are you talking about? Jews don't give anything back to the societies they destroy.
