Let's start a soup thread. This is a fish soup I made
>>22017849Based but also not based
>>22017849 >water food yes it will make you feel full with less effort fucking fatass
I hate soup. It's a scam. All it is is salty flavored water with waterlogged food scraps. It is the most poverty food of all the poverty foods. Stews and chowders are ok though, just not soup.
>>22017648Is there an egg yolk in there? That's based as fuck
>>22017722Looks great, absolutely would. >>22016915Same here, I fucking love seafood.
>clearly, you don't own an air fryer
>>22018336My family brings a food processor with us on our yearly 2700 KM road trip.
>>22018335meme appliance for people who can't cook
>>22018335I look and sound like this
What does Fox McCloud and his squad eat? I haven't played SF Adventures since it came out in the 2000s and I don't remember if he ate in that game.
>>22018335that fox looks like it wants me to buy some AVI
What is the best "babby's first peated whisky" and why?
>>22017089A lot of it probably isn’t chill filtered since it doesn’t really even matter at higher than 50% abv or higher. Ironically if it is done in bourbon it’s probably for taste rather than cosmetically which is done in scotch. Bourbon has that new charred oak, and high cask action due to hotter climates, you could probably skim out some of this fatty compounds and still have loads of flavor opposed to scotch in which you’ll just kill it
>>22001022When it's too warm I just switch to rum, that's what I usually do during summer.
>>22018061I love it when a whiskey dries on the side of the glass after a sip and it leaves a pale white haze of dried oak essence on the surface inside That’s peak quality for me JD SBBP rye does this
Elijah Craig barrel proof rye is finally hitting my area. I tend not to like the barely legal 51% ryes but I'm probably going to pick one up to add to my bottle hoard.
>>22018185>>22018259As a rye enjoyer and purist I can’t condone either of these barely legal ryes. You should hunt down a bottle of new rift balboa if you want to taste rye at its best.
>aunt gifts me a home beer machine>whenever I want I can pour myself a delicious cold picture perfect pintThis is game changing. Went through an 8 litre/18 pint keg in a week.
>>22013533Great Britain
>>22017016You must be very young if you think telling someone to stop doing drugs has any effect other than making them do more drugs out of spite
>>22013225>8000ml>500ml in a pint>OP thinks he's getting 18 pints from 8L
>>22017255You must be very young in mental capacity if you think doing more drugs out of spite is going to upset another person. I am helping you out of sympathy, not the goodness of my heart.
>>22018178I'm not the alcoholic I'm the guy trying to prevent him from dying of esophageal cancer from biliary reflux
yesterday i made chicken fries in the oven. the instructions on the back of the bag said to cook for 15 mins, turning them over halfway through. i was feeling lazy so i didn't turn them over. they came out tasting great. is this whole "turn over halfway through" thing just a psyop?
>>22017961It's to prevent burning on one side on certain pans or in certain ovens>>22017968>Why dont they make a little oven that shakes everything around all the timeCongratulations, you invented a vastly worse rotisserie.
>>22017971not ALL food. i bet chicken fries could take it
>>22017971if the tumbler ran fast enough it would pin the food to the spinning drum with centripetal force. it's like the opposite of rotisserie
>>22017971Not soup
>>22017961It's so that they reheat evenly, because the oven makes the water in them evaporate and steam them. If you don't turn them then one side will be jucier than the other.
post bad mascots/logos
>>22012513best slogan everwhen i open my bar it will be called [My name]'s, and painted on the front window under the name in old-timey script will be "It's pretty good."
>>22013608not bad. fun and different. i do hate the font and lettering design, though
>>22015212have you not been to Canada, Anon? that is what Canadians look like.
>>22018239Mother bear nakadashi...
>>22018135Based and Gay
the first /ck/anes just opened in my state. what should be my first order there? i dont want to look dumb, and therse always a huge line so i want to be speedy
canes is opening 5 minutes away. it will be the closest chicken place since Joellas closed, Zaxby's is at an inconvenient intersection, KFC closed, and Chick Fil A is temporarily closed while they remodel another restaurant across the street.
>>22015400Canes is the most overrated fast food more overrated than in n out. Fucking horrible
>>22018305Sounds like the exact same situation in my town. We had a Joellas, KFC and Chick Fil A all on the same corner. KFC and Joellas both closed a few years ago. We used to call it chicken corner
>>22018362>We used to call it chicken cornerWhy?
>>22018363Funny guy over here
Can we talk about how when shopping for food to cook there’s no FUCKING room to bag FUCKING anything on these things?
>>22018222>I've read stories online about stores that surveil and document petty theft so that once your file is big enough they can drop the hammer on you but always thought that was an urban rumor.Target definitely does this. They have a high tech security lab with facial ID that tracks you at every store. They will literally let you walk out the door with hundreds of dollars of merchandise until you steal enough that it becomes a felony and then they will go after you.I'm sure other stores do it to now but Target was an early adopter of that tech.
>>22018222I know a klepto that was arrested and charged with that method.
>>22018222Did you hear about the Target Lego thief? They waited until he stole $100k worth of shit or something before pressing charges, ensuring he goes away for a while, especially since he did this at multiple locations in multiple states.
>>22018272>>22018298damn, guess I let my cam installer experience go to my head, I really thought stores didn't bother with this shit, at least not in supermarkets. I don't think they'd bother with small time thieves stealing like cans of sardines and shit though.>Augustine allegedly purchased high-value LEGO sets and then returned them with the bricks and minifigures removed and replaced with bags of dried durum wheat semolina pastakek the balls on this kid>>22018277being a klepto must be horrible, this dude that crashed on my couch once after a party in college stole all my notes and then came back a month later to apologize saying he couldn't help it. I honestly felt bad for him once I got past how angry I was.
>>22018315Yeah, it's pretty obvious when it's a compulsion. She didn't need most of the stuff she stole, some of it was baby clothes her 5yr old was clearly too big for
Ever eat something that looks like a sloppa shit? How'd it taste?
>>22017551Sixxed
that really does look like a big sIop of shit
five food groups right there squire
fpbp
>>22018279Captain Obvious thinks they are making a funny and original comment.
>drink all I want>no beer bellyThe fuck? Why nobody told me???
sorry anon ADULTS only drink room temperature water and eat unflavored Grue, they also work 100 hours a week and don't do anything entertaining
zoom zooms out of my thread please
Just wait till you hit 40, son.
>>22016596thishow old are you OP? I drank heavily daily and didn't have any problems until my mid 30's. it will catch up to you eventually.
>>22013303You mean>drink all I want>not even the faintest feeling of being buzzedThis shit sucks.
Remember what they took from you.
>>22017269pierced my beef (into)
>>22017264I should call her.
>>22017344>he doesn't know
>>22017267I've done it for far less.
another casualty
Holy fucking shit
>>22018250Care to elaborate?
>>22018254My cooking game just went up another level
typically when I see vegetable knorr cubes in the stores they dont specifically mention they dont use beef, since thats a bit redundant
>>22018250Why do vegetarian products need to convince you that they’re just as good as meat-based products? I would make vegetarian meals without question if the ingredients didn’t have the compulsion to smugly insist that they’re so much better than meat. The hubris is truly exhausting.
>>22018283Better than Bouillon is the brand's name. It's not a vegetarian brand
mother of god.i have 240 eggs in my fridge now. is this depression era mentality?
>>22015666Make an eggfort webm and found New Eggfort
spanish tortilla or frittata freeze well
>>22015666weird.. 60 ct eggs are going on sale near me this week. I've never even seen cases this big before. is this some kind of trump "let them eat eggs" thing?
>>22017051You separate the yolks and and stir them in to your coffee. It's a milk substitute pretty much.
>>22017415It's prime time for egg laying, so there's a surplus around the chicken farms
McDonnell's lifehacks yo.The secret to getting fresh fries all the time:>go to McD>order fries>one NO SALT PLS >one regular pls>pay both>get order>because they got the NO SALT order, they had to make a fresh batch of fries>both orders are piping hottt>simply throw away the NO SALT fries>eat delicious piping jot salty fries
>>22009546they don't have salt and pepper packets for free in your McD's?
>>22017190>just tell them the machine is broken because fuck customerswhen I worked at the library I'd say this anytime someone wanted to make a new membership card because the machine was annoying to use. Come back later bitch, it'll be fixed when I clock out.
>>22018149what's the weirdest thing that happened while working at the library?
>>22018221Sex gifs
>>22018221student library, getting hit on by random freshmen girls that looked like they were 15. I've never gotten hit on before or since, but there was something about being at that front desk that attracted these young girls (mind you I was only like 20 at the time), I only ever dated one but it was crazy how many would linger at the desk making small talk or stare at you from their study cubby. Public library, hobos man. All day hobos would come in to get in from the cold or relax a bit and read something in peace. 9 out of 10 were chill as fuck, but you'd get at least one crazy a day. This one hobo midget would come in singing 'I Feel Good', every fucking time, jump onto the front desk, dodge librarians and just be pure chaos with a smile, never violent but very disruptive. That was my favourite crazy, all the others were either druggies or violent schizos. I'm no fighter at all but had to tackle or shove one out about once a month if they didn't listen, we had no security so it was either me or my 60 year old coworker. We had those blue-lights in the bathroom so druggies couldn't see their veins.Weirdest request I got was this 13yo that usually got only fantasy books suddenly asking for loads of books on sex, tantric sex etc Got me concerned but after some light prodding she said they'd just had sex ed and she wanted to be prepared for anything. LOther than that it was very chill, working in a library is boring but peaceful most of the time, you get to see all kinds of people and help them out, lots of kids with cute questions. It;s funny when the kids see you outside of the library, the look of shock.You don't get much downtime though, always some shit to do since we were understaffed.Also like >>22018237 said, loo many people watch porn there, like they'd have their laptop open and just watch porn in public without even trying to hide it. No idea why they do that in a place where they can't jack off.
Thought's on hainan chicken?
>>22017983sure, but there's no cheap street food here. Basic produce and food in general is way higher quality than most places because of high regulation but there's nowhere to eat for under 15 euros that isn't a kebab or chicken bowl and very little variety in what food there is, also asian food is shit-tier unless you're in Paris or Marseille. France isn't all it's hyped up to be food-wise imo, you get bored a few years in and have to endure Frenchmen being all chauvin about it despite complaining about everything all the time themselves, it's honestly worse than muh americah in that way.At least the women are hot for the most part and healthcare is cheap. Alizee looks like shit now though.
>>22017911This cunt is absolutely insufferable.
>>22018008The thing is you can live in a low COL area in france and still get high quality supermarket food. Low COL living in the US means you're either growing your own, or you're eating garbage from the local garbage storeAnd look at the bright side, at least you can go to marsay or paree and get ok asian food. That isn't a thing as you get further to the east. Try looking for the best asian food in germany and if you're lucky you get a teppanyaki-doner restaurant run by an AFD skinhead and his southeast asian war bride
>>22018187That's fair, I've only ever been a tourist in the USA so I never really knew if the slop thing was exaggerated or not, it's true that I've never had better tomatoes than here and there are cheap farmer's markets everywhere you look. I guess I should be grateful as you say and I can always just travel to a neighbouring country for different food if I want it. I'm just tired of every person around here raving about their food and cafe culture, French people are so up their ass about everything and talk about food too much, it gets on my nerves. I do enjoy that they take their time for meals though, only country I've lived in where you sit down for lunch and talk bullshit until dinner.
>>22013244You think you're really fucking funny, don't you?
