>the smell>the taste>the color>the consistency>the shapeEverything about bananas are disgusting. How can anyone eat this shit?
>>21630777WITNESSED
>>21630768If bananas are too exotic for you, you should just kys or keep to eating boiled cabbages with boiled beef and boiled beer.
>>21631264Hey, let's not shit on cabbage now.
>>21630768grow up
bananas are great, easy to peel and eatfuck you
>love instant noodles>uncle works in a laboratory>he tells me all packaged instant noodles have tons of bugs in it>they are not even that small, you could see them with a magnifying glass if you really tried>doubt.png>look it up>it's fucking truethanks for ruining my life uncle
>>21631252Micropenis here, I belong to this guy and he keeps putting me in other guys asses and it's really gross!
>>21631164>>21631252>vertical videoEasiest way to spot a fake.
>>21625426anon i dont know how to tell you this but literally everything INCLUDING YOU is covered with bugs.outside of a sterile room everything that has ever existed and will ever exist is covered in bugsalso inside of everyone is bacteria that is not you but helps you liveif you removed all the parts inside you and on the outside of you that are not you, you would die in like 2 weeks
>>21627901>>21627923nigger
>>21627923thanks for nothing applefag
>>21631545I think part of it is your inherent desire to engage in homosexual intercourse: allowing (maybe begging) another male human being to penetrate your anus with his phallus?
>>21631545You probably had limited and negative experience with asian people. Indians are hated in the states because most people only ever deal with them when they are doing scam calls to rob old people of their life savings.
>>21631555Nobody talked about men or homosexuality, this is the pinnacle of projection. Also nice trips.>>21631557I blame weebs.
>>21631571>I blame weebsI wouldn't let a group of annoying people ruin a show for me, much less an entire race of people. You are mentally weak.
>>21624165Typically, when you lose land to another country, that land becomes said country. Or is all our food native food now?
It's always beef, pork, or chicken...but lamb is really good too. Why is it omitted?
*Lamb* is pretty generic, good but nothing great, expensive as it requires *young* sheep, not much profit, not much meat, lots of work.*Mutton* - old sheep meat - gets a specific quite strong smell majority of people will dislike, and tends to be tough. So it's not popular, and so rarely being sold for human consumption. You can bet your ass cat food "lamb" is not *lamb*
>>21631500>lamp requires young sheepThanks for that, Captain Obvious.
>>21631495That’s a very homosexual opinion. Too spicy for you, Dwayne?
>>21631507Most of people in this thread don't seem to understand the difference between lamb and mutton, conflate the two and come up with idiotic claims, like lamb is "gamey", "foul-smelling" or "used to be cheap" and the likes.Lamb was always expensive, and doesn't smell.Mutton is dirt cheap, hard to come by 'cause no-one stocks it, and smells.
>>21631541Mint sauce tastes like shit and you certainly don't want to be slathering it on lamb like a fucking cliché "ooh lamb and mint, pork and apple". You fucking drone. I'd throw your Labubu off a fucking bridge if I saw you
>grilled cheese>isn't grilled
>steak and ale pie>made of rice
>long pork>sourced from a midgit
>>21617476Damn, you aint just pretending to be retarded, huh?
>>21616791Chortled
>shrimp fried rice>fried, not miraculously by an aquatic arthropod, but by a lousy chinese fry cook
Anyone for a milk chocolate digestive biscuit?
>>21630834I tried those recently and they'd be great if they were more oaty and less wheaty. Not bad, though.
>>21631424>is the chocolate soft and creamie or is it hard and snappieits chocolate. it depends how cold it is
>>21631431In Uk we have chocolate hobnobs which are essentially chocolate digestives but with oats instead
>>21631419Weird that the keep the name, since it's really unappetizing.
>>21630834That ent mcvities. Ent a digestive. Simple as.
Least favorite food?
guava is fucking stupid
>>21622642Capers and olives.I like olive oil just fine, though.
>>21622642Soggy bread
black olives. every time i come around to trying them again i regret it every time, no matter what they're in. barf inducing for me
lettuce
i’m stoned (fuck your unoriginal reddit tier jokes) what’s a good spot to buy a bag of cheese burgers from? (idc if they’re child size)
>>21630769That's insanely, ridiculously expensive. What country is that dry? I would legit move away from there if I could. Weed is worth it. You can be a California beach bum guy with a part time job and a tiny apartment, just riding the waves and surfing the herb. All you have to do is get here. And then you can get chronic weed, strains of all kinds, for unbelievably cheap. How can I help get you out of that awful place?
>>21624104>>21624106BasedI work a half mile from one. I don't eat there these days cause it's too pricy, but I would ask my parents to take me out to eat there for my birthday every year growing up.If any of y'all ever stop in Houston, fucking eat at Beck's Prime. I like the Kirby location and the one on Augusta, that has a nice patio built around a giant old-ass tree. I like the California burger, they have good guac
>>21631092Russia
>>21625811That stupid ass organization isn't testing anyone for any drugs lmao
>>21631092Thanks anon, but deep down I think it's best for me to stay away from such places, I have a very addictive personality. If I get my hands on weed I just smoke non-stop. I once travelled to Los Angeles for 2 weeks, my first time in America ever. On my first day I went to the weed dispensary and got myself a .5 g rosin vape, thinking it would last me the whole trip. In a week one such pen would last me a day at most, overall I spent over 500 bucks on edibles, pens, bud and THC gum. By the end of the trip my tolerance was so high that a 100 mg thc gummy would give me just a slight buzz.
What's the best way to season one of these motherfuckers?
>>21630824>that>stainless steelEcksdee retardo-kun xD
>>21629794most foolproof method is to fry potato skins in some oil and a bunch of salt. dont need much oil, not enough for it to pool
>>21630524cont, here is another method: spread a thin layer of oil over the pan's surface (I do it with canola oil because it's a polymerizing oil, idk if it works with other fats) and look at it at an angle towards some light to see that it's shiny. Then heat it over the stove on high heat until the surface stops being shiny and turns matte. You may have to move the pan around the hub a bit to heat the whole surface. A thin layer of oil will polymerize faster and without uneven spots. Don't heat it too long (definitely not "until it smokes" - kek), you don't want to burn the oil off, just turn it into plastic.You will apply oil during cooking and as a preservation so the surface will be shiny again, but the polymerized layer below is already there.
>>21630024>what is the point it's a perfectly smooth mirror finishIt's a smooth finish. It is more pleasant to work with.>food stickingFood doesn't stick to a seasoned pan. The reason food is sticking is because you fucked up.
>>21629794Beer
What's a good sauce for a chicken sandwich/burger besides mayo/ranch? Store bought sauces are fine too
>>21631363In SE Asia they use black pepper sauce on chicken sandwiches and it's great. Also sometimes mixed with mayo.Even McDonald's here has a black pepper sauce Chicken sandwich Maybe you can find it at an Asian grocery
Sriracha mayo has been my go-to for years.
>>21631363A common DIY meal that I had to often make as a kid was a chicken sandwich like this, but I would put ketchup and raw white onions on it. Sometimes I still do just for nostalgia's sake.Anyways, I like a good, fruity BBQ sauce if it's a cheap one to help disguise how tasteless the chicken patty is. If I'm making it myself, I like to add some tarragon to mayo and use that. It compliments the chicken and the mayo really well and works as a palate cleanser between bites for some strange fucking reason
>>21631363Honey mustard. Thousand Island to Reubenize it. A citrus glaze + some curry mix. Salt & malt vinegar. Eggs hollandaise.
>>21631363toum galic sauce
hy is this frowned upon? why is it that someone using it for lets just say a casserole or noodles/pasta is regarded as having committed a culinary sin? even pork spam is more expensive and higher quality than frankfurters bratwurst and most bacons that you can find in grocery stores
>>21630390That's what makes it delicious
>>21628373Both SPAM and Bully Beef are more expensive per pound than minced meat, so what's the point?
>>21628373Expensive doesn't make it acceptable. It's lazy to make a casserole and use canned meat.
>>21628373Spam was used as WW2 rations and US soldiers got so fucking sick of it they pawned it off to Filipino, Hawaiians, and the other Asians at the places they were deployed at. Which is why it's so popular over there and so hated in the continental US.
>>21630409Not like you can just look at the ingredients or check out the multitude of standards regarding regional dishes.
I'm thinking of turning some of the orange fools into soup. Should I stick with the smaller culinary ones or can I use some of the smaller carving ones?
>>21631333He feels OP is actually attacking his cult leader
>>21631337How exceptionally gay
>>21631346Yes, he is probably a closeted fag
>>21630806Bisque that shit up
Thinking of growing some chilis at the moment indoors for some fun and for cooking, but I want to do some more funky varieties beyond your typical scotch or habanero. I'm tempted to go full retard and go for pure spice but I think it would be more practical for my meals if I went for stuff that is flavor over sheer hotness
>>21628134A datil pepper bush grows an absurd amount of peppers, too. Can even be picked early (green)
>>21627881thai chilis grow really well here in the desert
>>21628128>Siberian house pepper.Definitely gonna check those out, something that does well indoors and in cold weather seems like a perfect way to have homegrown peppers all year.
>>21627881Jalapenos aren't the most popular pepper on earth because they're the easiest to grow; they're just delicious. I grow and ferment the shit out of them. I grew fancy, rare, odd peppers, but it's not worth it 9 times out of 10, because there are too many of them bred for heat, and if it melts your face, you won't be able to appreciate the flavors, no matter how rich and developed they become, so what's the point?Grow Jalapenos, cayenne, tabasco...The hottest I choose to grow are either Aji Lemon Drops or Khang Starr Lemon Starbursts; after fermentation, the heat is dramatically reduced, and the citrusy flavors are indispensable in my hot sauce.
>>21627881I would strongly recommend Acrata, also known as "El viagra natural", spicy but not too much, excellent flavor both dried and fresh. The downside is that it grows a lot in height, so you're going to need a bit of room if grown indoors, but it's a very rewarding plant and needs minimal fertilization
I just tried this and honestly its the best snack I've had in a long time. The Chinese really know what's up.These are called Latiao (or "spicy sticks"). My brother's Chinese coworker, she gifted him a few packets, he gave them to me. Delicious, if a bit too salty and oily.
>>21629571>Westerners put sugar in pork, beef and salmon dishesIn moderation, in certain dishes but asians do it more you dumb fuck. Buy asian sausage, asian bread, asian chips and they douse them in sugar on top of spice and salt. Their tastebuds must be shot to shit. People give negroes a hard time about overdoing seasoning but some of that Chinese shit is like gastronomic dyslexia.
>>21631218
>>21629439Looks like a twiggy stickFucken luv twiggy sticks
>>21629898Please proceed and don't look back. China loving faggot.
>>21629571Pork, beef and salmon are very savoury, you dumbfuck.
>a group of servers start clapping and approaching your table
bruh what the fuck
>>21630591and that's why you get put on a list every time you buy fertilizer.
>>21630591Courtesy of the Big Red One.
>>21628239Fun fact and 199 orovme spcl adl bnai shit brith and Andreas atrassmeir and Jose Padilla of zionist agents ring pulled off this pile of false flagging shit documentary Cia mosaad operating of contained zog status worse than lavonnaffair uss liberty and 911 in terms of stuoid and failed a false flag that glowing nigger fest was it was done for stasi dhs a noble lie documentary retard
>>21628459They put the daycare there on purpose knowing it was dangerous just to be smug
