Honestly England cooked here
More like undercooked here
>>22104380They aren't even British Chips.THIS IS MADE BY AN AMERICAN WHO CAN'T EVEN COOK FISH AND CHIPS. "Tyler Florence is an American chef and television host of several Food Network shows. He graduated from the College of Culinary Arts at the Charleston, South Carolina, campus of Johnson & Wales University in 1991. He was later given an honorary doctorate from the university for his culinary success."AN AMERICAN WHO GOT A 'DOCTORATE' IN COOKING AND THIS IS THE BEST HE CAN DO??????SAYS IT ALL REALLY.
How the fuck does McDonalds have fecal ice cubes?
>>22099161lol lrn what a biofilm is retard>>22096988shit smell comes from the gases bacteria produce during fermentation. do you really think you have shit particle receptors in your nose?
>>22097290immune system doesnt really prevent you from getting sick orally. opposite if anything, stronger immune response=more food posioning symptoms when you ingest the exotoxins
>ck thinks farts are contaminating the sterile(?) ice machinestheres fecal bacteria in the water and they dont clean the ice machine = organics build up bacteria metab them and form colonies that resist whatever cleaning they occasionally do
>>22103944More like brain issues.
>>22104370I don't know what to believe now. I've been told ITT there's enough farts in the air of restaurants to contaminate ice machines with shit particles. How the hell are so many farts floating around in restaurants that they can float up into solid metal machines and contaminate the ice. >muh ice machine openings So that many farts are able to waft into ice machine openings to contaminate the ice? And that's assuming farts even have massive amounts of shit particles anons claim.
Raw meat and seafood is doing great for my gut. I want to add in some snacks for the occasional munch. Any ideas?Corn oils and SEEDS excludedPoison (plants) excludedGrain sludge (breads) excludedChemical sterilizers (vitamins and whey powders) excludedI thought of raw eggs. Maybe blood. Recommend REAL FOOD. Like those our ancient ancestors ate
>>22104354milk and honey
>>22104354Rotted meat. Rotten organs. Especially rotten brains.Incredibly high in available nutrients that only a GOD such as urself deserves.
>>22104354fruits and vegetables. your ancestors were hunter gatherers, you have the hunter part, but you are missing the gatherer part.
>>22104369His ancestors were god(damn retards)s
>>22104376you're right but some people reading it might be taking it seriously. when I answer bait threads like this it's not for OP, it's for the impressionable 16 year olds lurking who haven't figured out how to identify a troll yet and might be having his views shaped by the garbage he reads on here.
i really like these.I rarely use them in link form. I chop them up and use them in various things.I think the fact that they are made from hearts is why they break up easily which i like.decent flavor and spice leve as well
>>22102481>pork heartsgross
>>22103585are you ok? anon was literally responding to a brit shitting on the US
>>22104241who said it was a britthis just makes the brit talking about obsession sound correct
>>22104277just follow the thread anon. im not here to babysit
>>22104277THIS. The original comment that upset Americans was >>22103493 And Brits don't use the word 'dumb'. I have seen the greentext stutter poster >>22103585 before and they do make a valid point, in that any Americans for some reason always try to blame Britain, especially if America is criticised.>>22104241Is a prime example of this, just assuming that it's a Brit that made the comment but they also use the word 'literally' which leads me to believe it's a 12 year old girl.>t.Brit
I love "overcooked" chicken that I can shred apart like pulled pork
>>22103237add a nice sauce to overcooked chicken breast, it's basically just a neutral meat base to add your own flavor too
>>22103237>Pork
>>22103242Ashens?
>>22102130you can shred poached chicken just as easily if not more so than overcooked chicken
>>22102130Overcooked browned eggs are also very good!
post your iron 'zas
>>22104231https://www.seriouseats.com/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe
>>22103235you can just get a pizza steel and use a gas grill, Mine gets to 650.
>>22101535I'm gonna try that with a frozen pizza
>>22101114Please rec me with a good recipe for cast iron pizza. I would like to try this soon.
>>22104285>>22104232
iranian food is lit
>>22103087how is your brother taking a dna test against YOUR will?also it just means he is 15% iranian. you on the other hand are 15% black cuz your mom gets a round.
>>22104163Because now I'm on file and it's not that I ever plan to commit a murder but I'd like to have the option Now if I do my DNA will ping against his in the database
They ain't got no buttah boigahs thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAglwPbDnQ
>>22103064Why does he need to keep slapping the meat around like it's his dick?
>>22103505i think he meant 'literally' retarded, which would be opposed to figuratively or metaphorically retarded, of course.
Grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Is this the best food combination?
>>22101577Minced meat into the soup and you've got yourself a goated meal.
PEACHES and CREAM
>>22102666>goated
>>22102614He's right tho
>>22102666 you had me at >minced meatwhat doesn't it improve?
I recently learned that I've been overeating and that is the cause for my visceral fat. Blood sugar spikes cause big insulin which promotes fat stored viscerally.For example, when I would cook 1 portion of pasta, I would use 120-150g pasta. I might also add honey to the sauce. Or when I would cook frozen meatballs and potato patties, I would use 10 meatballs and 6 potato patties with ketchup for the sauce. When cooking rice, I would use 1-1.5DL dried white rice.Normal servings are: 75g pasta, 8 meatballs and 2 potato patties, 0.5DL riceI've been stuffing myself and wondered why I've got a beer belly without even drinking beer.Why didn't you retards tell me you're supposed to eat less and more often?
>>22103376>That breakfast: 1 egg and 1 slice of breadWould be delicious
>>22103354>"Just eat less" is advice for people who want to lose weight short term. After they've lost weight, do you advise continuing to eat less?fatties really think like thisyes dummy if you want to weigh X pounds then you need to reduce how much you eat to lose weightand then you need to keep eating less than you used to in order to maintain that weightif you think that you can lose your weight and then use some dumb shit you learned from some diet influencer>uhh well it's fine to go back to eating as much as i did when i was fat; as long as i space it out to a bunch of meals then i won't get fat againgonna be fat for the rest of your life with that attitude buddyi can see why you're getting so upset at everyone, thoughthis is a deeply personal issue for you; when someone tells you that it's retarded to think that eating a bunch of smaller meals is going to affect your weight any differently than eating a couple large mealsit's not an intellectual disagreement for youyou're taking it as them telling you personally that you will always be fatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>22103354>citing a technical study from 1971I don't know what you imagine "technical study" means but the study I shared was very simple and straightforward. A few groups of people were fed specific diets and the way these diets affected their insulin metabolism was measured. That's it, not hard to understand at all. nThere have of course been many similar studies over the years but since you're still bending over backwards to find reasons to dismiss this one that you apparently still haven't read or understood, then I'm not going to waste my time handing you more pearls.>showing that snorting raw glucose doesn't affect your body's ability to metabolize it.And still lying about what the study showed. Why? For what purpose? What's so hard about being honest? Eating a diet that is 85% glucose does not "not affect your body's ability to metabolize it". It makes your glucose metabolism significantly more efficient. It IMPROVES glucose metabolism, something that has been shown again and again in countless other studies.I like to start with this study in particular because, as you've demonstrated so well in this thread, it completely mindbreaks fatties. I could start with studies of simple high carb diets where people are eating a variety of fruits and starches and so on but you people always try to find some bullshit cope to explain away the results, so rather than play that game we jump right to the end: there is no trick, there is no cope, a diet that is almost entirely pure sugar is objectively good for every marker of diabetic control. Even people who are full on diabetics will see their symptoms improve on such a diet.You don't like this because some grifter has convinced you that eating lots of small meals to avoid "blood sugar spikes" will somehow magically let you lose weight and you don't have any explanation for the fact that you can aggressively spike your blood sugar by eating pure glucose and it's good for you.
>>22102615>Why didn't you retards tell me you're supposed to eat less and more often?I've been saying normalization of larger portion sizes is the primary cause of obesity for years. Personally I just eat a large portion (not stuffing myself) once a day because I can't go back to eating like a homosexual or a girl.
>>22102615How much sleep are you getting?
I got Chinese food for lunch. This plate was only $9 too!Hell yeah!
>>22102337Thanks for your kind words. We hope to see you soon!-Sysco Wok
>>22099349>only $9 too!remember when chineses takeout was cheap?
>>22102383Used to be this place near my house that sold 5 dollar lunch specials, 2 mains and a big helping of chowmein and rice. Closed down sadly
>>22102567Yeah there was a place near me that gave you a huge portion of a main and side of excellent fried rice full of bbq pork and veggies, plus a can of soda for less than $5Long gone now
So what's the real recipe for general tso chicken?
Why do foreigners/tourists like everyday American sloppa so much?
>>22091609We have this but better
>>22091315>>t.jealous EuropeanJealous of what? Your processed fat goyslop?No thanks.
S A L TALT
>>22091302BOOOBA
>>22091609autism platter
Are SMEG machines really that good? They're expensive, so they have to be good.
>>22102388>wasting energy is good, actuallyWhat causes this mental illness?
>>22103659You're not wasting energy though. Leaving all your shit on while you leave your house for 8 hours is wasting energy. Using an energy efficient appliance to clean dishes and utensils is not a waste.People can get sick and die from dirtiness.
Just reminded me Smegheads recent passing. Thanks alot.
>>22098944imagine buying a product that is called SMEGMA lmao
>>22103669Actually I do sometimes leave my AC on when I'm out.And my dishwasher is not energy efficient, and the context where the energy use came up was "just run it twice bro" instead of opening it when the detergent thing opens so that I can scoop it out and make sure there's no extra residue leftYou are literally telling me that it's not a waste to run a dishwasher twice to save like 5 seconds of effort. This is your argument. That this is somehow a reasonable thing to do. You are obviously one of those performative coal roller guys who purchases gender-affirming products to create gratuitous environmental destruction to trigger the libtards
The perfect dining experience. Post yours.
>>22099561Try cooking it rare/medium rare and eating it without sauce anon. I guarantee you'll like it better that way. My perfect dining experience is anything nice I cooked myself or order through Uber Eats in front of my computer. When I order pizza I like to watch older comedies or maybe a film noir. When I have sushi I like to watch anime.
>>22101742I'm married and have a child, but sure kiddo, whatever you say.
>>22102575what’s it like, are you fulfilled?
>>22101743Patrician over here.
Damn that looks good
My wife made linguine with mussels!
>>22102716Looks good enjoy
>>22103538
>>22103538> Charcuterie> Pastries> Pasta
>>22103823I remember that anon, he's a lucky bastard
>>22103894QRD?
Chicken and ketchup. No idea why, but it repulses me on a fundamental level. Pretty much any other hfc slop sauce I would be fine with.
>>22104061*palate
>>22104062Thank you anon.Now would you care to comment on my ketchup philosophy or are you just a grammar fag?
>>22104065I'm just a grammar fag. I don't do it for the thanks. Just the knowledge that you won't spell the word incorrectly again is more than enough satisfaction for me.
>>22100003Ketchup on anything repulses me. I consider it a waste of tomatoes.
Raw tomatoes. They taste like gooey dirt.
