I like to start my mornings with a shot of maple syrup. It makes the day a little more sweet.
>>22134023In your coffee? Yum yum
>>22134031Canadians are not American
>>22134378It's OK. Keep eating rice, pasta and bread and don't forget a few shots of maple syrup to help keep your monstrous weight up. Seems to be what you enjoy most.
does keto cause mental illness, or does mental illness cause keto?
>>22134394i never said drinking maple syrup in the morning is good to be doing. i'm not overweight. you're still a butthole randomly seething about things nobody mentioned and unable to refute actual arguments against what you say.
So ignoring some of the obvious propaganda, what any of the cooking or nutritional information actually wrong?>fish is good for you>fish cakes are cheap, easy to make>eat a salad fatty>make your own dressing, it's healthier>beans are goodWhat would you do differently, if anything? Please check your /pol/ nonsense at the door, we're discussing Food & Cooking
>>22134231I'm not putting in any additional effort for a troll thread.
>>22134294K. Thanks for stopping by.
>>22134218It tastes like shit. I bought it because it's a low calorie way to add a little extra protein and I thought it would be cheesy like they say. It is fucking ass. >To be fair though I did buy an off brand, and I think it was a bit expired, so I would be willing to try again.
>>22134373I've not wanted to try it because every time I've eaten something premade that had yeast in it I thought it tasted bad. I never got "cheesy" from it, it's just like stale beer.
>>22134185You sound fat
Gainfully Employed editionThis thread is for discussing coffee.If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, is it time to give this up?Previous thread: >>22119319
Degafa 96hr anaerobic wush wushPCL Cylin Pro with a 909 filter, 18g dose1:4 in ~15s<1bar preinfusion, 6 bar peak, flow governedApple Fritter to wash it downPerfect Sunday
>>22134250thats not a lot of seconds
it's 345615 seconds
>>221340854u, 4me it is delicious coffee
A lot of coffee is advertised as smooth. I definitely don't want my coffee to taste smooth. If I'm getting shitty diner coffee, okay, yeah, I want that to be smooth.
Where do you land on the milk scale?
>>22122038Homogenised milk still has fats, right? They're just broken down.
>>22121187Almond is my daily driver. If I want to splurge particularly around the holidays I go full fat whole milk.
>>22121187I’ll drink 1% or soy milk before i go anywhere near skim milk. you might as well be drinking water with vitamins at that point. Rice milk isn’t so bad either. I have a soft spot for vanilla silk because they had it at boarding school.
>>22121231So are you a negroid or ashkenormative? I can’t think of any other group who is anti-lactose for the life of me.
>>22121187Is it weird how they have 3% in Israel, is that just a non-American thing in general?
Can I make me stock?Like if I submerged myself in hot water for a long enough period of time would that water become flavorful?
>>22134154Are you a gamer girl?
could you make broth from teeth?
Why hasn't onlyfans girls sold broth made from them yet?
>>22134242Some of them have. I imagine there could be liability issues for when someone tries to drink it and gets sick and they don't want to deal with that.
Nah you have to lather yourself in tallow, that'll absorb your stinks much better
What's a simple breakfast I can make every single day for the rest of my life that will hit all the nutrient groups and make me happy, energetic and full for hours after :)
>>22133777>again, why is this so hardI really don't know.
>>22133781This man is retarded, stop replying to him.
>>221337110.88 oz/25g/a spoonful a day costs about 18 cents. that's 158 calories. zero additives or slop.almost 1k calories per dollarits basically free
>>22133785I think he's just hungry and/or thirsty.
I used to love eating ground turkey with a poached egg, cheese, blueberries, and mashed sweet potato. It tasted amazing and I felt great after every breakfast
what are some good one pot crockpot recipes?Recipes that I can throw all the ingredients in the pot and just cook it without having to use a different pan or over or whateverUnless it's a microwave
>>22134037You can, but it's not going to be nearly as good. Why are you so averse to the most basic cooking shit like in the chili thread? It adds just a couple minutes of time. Do you not put mayo or mustard on a sandwich because it takes a minute to unscrew the cap and pull out a knife to spread it?
>>22134037yeah its pretty gay to not brown meat first, youre losing out on flavour
>>22134005>one pot crockpotdo they make dual pot crockpots?
>>22134019so youre a child?
>>22134037>without browning firstgrey is gay
Shredded chicken gordita with salsa Verde. Not pictured: generic brand diet coke.
>>22132777post it. there ain't nothing else going on. on this stupid dead ass website
>>22132608>>22133897Please leave instead of being a bitch.
>>22133899I already left for like 20 hours im allowed to speak my opinion
>>22130550>What's wrong with my post?it's low effort trash.
>>22134083What about my post comes across as less effortful than any other post on the board?
I've been taking this every single day like 4 tablespoons to try to lower my blood pressure and I haven't pooped in 3 days but I'm sure it'll pass. I'm kinda tired of drinking the stuff what's some recipes I can use this in that won't taste like ass?
>>22134136It's not a larp I'm just not going to post a picture of my crap on a cooking board I'll post it on /b/ if you really want to see it
>>22133868you gotta eat something that actually contains fibrecarrotsbeetsanything brassicalegumespaprika
>>22133718>impacted colonNTA. I nearly had that once. Due to shift work my body just refused to poop for nearly 4 days. And then while at work it decided to finally evacuate my bowels. Nearly lost consciousness and almost ended up in A&E. Spent an hour on the porcelain seat. Could continue working after that though, which was very surprising.
>>22134176nigga ur job suxxxx hella ass bruh i take a shit workin graveyard like 3 times a night lmao
>>22133708are you at least increasing your water intake with all that fiber?
people be clowning on it but pb&j is for real one of the best foods ever invented
>>22133677yes because pb on toast is great but pb and marshmallow on toast is retarded and just serves to dilute the pb
>>22132342> Rye pbj Sounds very interesting, wouldLooks like a lovely little sandwich
>>22132342>not seeded
>>22134040>not feeded
>>22134186n
What am I in for?
>>22133248That's it. /tv/ posts it a lot. I think the idea is Why is he cooking eggs for the robot man?
>>22133276That's commander Riker you dummy.
>>22133508No the robot man is being served the eggs. The captain cooked them for it to show the robot how superior human beings are to artificial life.
>>22133524You're right. Turtle head man was the only one that liked them. I forgot that part.
>>22133276Contexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-i7J9ZLuMAs for Data being a robot, he mentions in another episode that he can eat food though he doesn't need to. He probably has the ability to detect different flavors with far high sensitivity than any human or Klingon.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/epic-diarrhea-outbreak-has-40-of-americans-avoiding-fruits-and-veggies/
>>22125833I think you'll fine that Europe has lesser wealth inequality. US(g)A(y) has a lot of billionaires (who (You) bow down to), that skew your average income greatly. Also enjoy martsharting, you big fat stinker.
>>22134187>I think you'll fine
>>22129823Just wait until you find out what natural fertiliser is, Einstein.
>>22126306The lettuce was imported from mexico and Mexicans in mexico have always had very very low food safety with produce. It's why home cooks down there use literal microbicidal disininfectant on whatever vegetables they buy.
>>22134032Fair point, it needs to stop and those already here need to be kicked out.>>22134034I addressed that already, rural whites have vaccination rates in line with the national average, you bring up them having more outbreaks than ethnic communities because you don't understand per capita as usual.
Do you cut the chicken breast before or after cooking it in a pan?
>>22126328blasted his breasts on maximum heat like a dipshit and ate rubber award
>>22126326i love to crosshatch them for extra surface area and crust. just a shallow # on both sides
>>22126326That depends. If I'm pan roasting they stay whole. If I'm only using the stove top I will butterfly them
I just blast it under the broiler for a minute or two and don't forget to flip. I like it when the inside stays moist and not fully cooked through.
>>22126326Usually cut it into tiny pieces because it cooks faster and you can make a stir-fry.
It’s a bougie breakfast Sunday!
>>22134070>>22134072>>22134074Is this a reference to something?
>>22134059i thought the whole point of avacado toast was being simple and light. why are they turning it into a mcgriddle?
>>22134059Could have bought a house instead
>>22134170Why would I want to rattle around in some house all alone?
lmao you paid someone money for this?
What are you eating for lunch today fellow wagies? I think im gonna get five guys since its Friday.
>>22133382i suggest store brand slim jim, pacing yourself, you don't wanna be caught deep throating
>>22133382>how to not say you're trash when in reality you really are trash
i feel ill just from reading this thread. is this just some 4chan thing or do americans not eat real food for lunch at all?
>>22133630unlike eurofags we actually work a whole work day. we dont go home for snack time from our pretend daycare.
>>22131059comfy
