>I can now create the most tender and flavorful meat sauce consistently every time I make spaghetti.I'm not even going to reveal what I did because I know that one of you fuckers is going to proceed to claim that they already know about it and that it's common knowledge.No, I didn't slow cook this for hours.Good luck guessing what I did. You're all going to be wrong.
>>21888689I hadn't thought about Nicocado for a while. That guy is so unbelievably based it's unreal. Might remain an internet legend forever.
>>21884227I put my 2 cents>put some pasta water before the pasta finished but cooked a little so it released the Starch inside and added the pasta water to the sauce but only half a ladle and let it reduce to get the creamy texture.I say this because it's pretty common in Italy but not everyone know it or use it, they say it's the "Restaurnat trick".But maybe i'm wrong.
>>21889069This is pretty common. Probably not the "secret trick that nobody would guess" that OP is talking about. >>21884227You put a little bit of poo in the sauce early as it contains enzymes that help break down the meat.
>>21884227That spaghetti is overcooked. Looks like something you'd get in a shitty cafeteria buffet
>>21888858No>>21889069No
Is there anyone more pretentious than a bartender? These people desperately want to be taken seriously by calling themselves "mixologists" and dressing up in suits and other nonsense.
>>21887760Could cows or chickens even exist in the wild at this point? Wouldn't it mean the complete eradication of them if we stopped eating them and didn't put them in zoos?
>>21887718I fucking wish bartenders were actually like that. Every bartender I've ever encountered was a tattood hipster faggot that also took mixing drinks way too seriously. They want so badly to have the same renown as chefs. Its fucking pathetic.
>>21888175correct.
>>21888140If it's just a beer/shot/wine a dollar is acceptable. Cocktail minimum $2, and if it is an off menu drink or with more than one adjustment (salt rim, not too sweet, add egg, etc) just tip 15-20%. And just open a tab if you're going to order more than 2 drinks.From a bartender
>>21889288Do you tip someone minimum $2 for making you a hot dog with multiple toppings?
So what's the catch?
>>21885119Sugaliciousity
>>21885119Why was there so much propaganda against diet sodas and sugar free sodas before that claimed you'll get cancer or how it's super unhealthy? I've not really seen many of those in a long while tho.
>>21887017>lust provoking image
>>21888320where?
>>21885342oh, I remember thosemy parents had a container of those like 30 years ago and they were old even thenthe most disgustingly sweet thing I have ever tasted in my life, and I'm sure it increased my chances of cancer
why is it so hard to replicate this at home?My 80-20 burgers taste like mentally retarded transperson sadness and tears.
>>21886220it really isn'tif you can't make a burger then you can't cook at all
>>21886220>80-20Use 50% .
>>21887335What kind of salt? And would you still need to butter the griddle if the blend is a proper 80/20?
>>21889255table salt.yes, the butter isn't for fat or lubrication of the cooking surface, it's purely for the flavor you're missing.
>>21886220majority of time, flavourless burgers are down to not enough salt. People really underestimate how much salt to put in a burger.
I'm sad to say my late grandmother (God rest her soul) is the only woman in my life to mog me in cooking.
My girlfriend is a vegetarian who I've got to at least eat fish. She can't cook at all and will often just eat things like a can of beans mixed with a can of corn. She has some kind of eating disorder where she won't eat anything with added fat. I can't saute some mushrooms in olive oil or offer her buttered bread, she'll refuse it, yet she'll eat buy a muffin at the gas station that has 25g of fat in it and tell me how great it is.I hate women. If they didn't have vaginas nobody would even talk to them.
>>21889287don't say mean things about your girlfriend
>>21889287Oh yeah she also won't shut up about some quack Doctor who wrote a bunch of books named McDougall or something.
>The packaging uses a red design featuring a chulapo man in a cap and houndstooth waistcoat, echoing the Moretti branding. It trades heavily on its Spanish associations, using the slogan "El Alma de Madrid" ("the soul of Madrid"); however, it is brewed in Tadcaster,[11][12] which has long been a centre for British brewing. The beer is aimed at the premium end of the British and Irish lager market.[13]>It was introduced to pubs in 2020;[7] by 2022, due to intensive marketing,[8] it became one of the 10 best selling lagers in the United Kingdom.WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>21885566why would you even advertise it as spanish, its not like anyone thinks of fucking spain when you talk about beer anyway
>>21888226A certain class of Englishman thinks of all-inclusive trips to resorts in Spain as exotic and desirable, and this beer targets them specifically
>>21885566wait till you find out about Swedish Fish...
>>21888851huh
>>21885566What about a chalupa man?
post your personal food creations.mine is carrot puree ontop of baked potato.blend carrot, cayenne, and coconut milk.pour over loaded potato.
Are you sure about this?
my parents’ sunday lunch. what do you think, /ck/?
>>21889002>i know every detail about the preparation of a meal i had no partaking inwash yourself thoroughlythen commit ritual suicideyou have brought shame to every possible family
>>21887859luv me waffle house, simple as
is SMC chardonnay any good even? I've had the riesling and I can't say it inspired me to try it again, but they say you can't fuck up chardonnay. Of course, we know aussies can and do, but I mean, in normal countries.>>21887916>impressedI am pretty sure the consensus is that it's considered a step above bum wine, but within that category it's among the least revolting.
>>21887854Nice spread for catching a film at the theater.
Your parents are going to catch SHINGLES
What is your preferred style of pizza?
>>21889188You use proper capitalization and punctuation there, so you’re obviously not the person I was asking
>>21889188not gonna discuss my clients nor dox myself on this forum, but I am in fact an auditor auditorits a fucking pizza
>>21889064Round Table was founded in Southern California in 1959 and that particular style is often referred to as "west coast" or "Californian" style pizza even though older establishments have been serving it up and down the west coast, including Shakey's in California founded 1954, Pietro's in Washington founded 1957, and Caro Amico in Oregon founded 1949.
>>21889217>its a fucking pizzapoor attitude
>>21888579Preferred? Gino's in Buffalo NY (https://maps.app.goo.gl/mL7gY5GT5oahTGYE9) Best pizza I've ever had.I live in the central valley of Cali now, so Wal-Mart take and bake with some ingredients from the produce section is the best I can do.
so I went to KFC and ordered 6 wings.She said it will take 10 minutes to make a special order.The minimum wage retard made 6 full wings.Its like, you know someone orders wings they mean hot wings, dumb ass. and it was $22.
>>21888212>sinner"God" basically said the meat is for us to eat.Are you legitimately retarded?
>>21887000>>21887009>>21887390>>21888161>>21888306how many people order just full wings?zero.
>>21882095>and it was $22.Sounds like you're the minimum wagie
>>21882095Did they get rid of this thing already?
>>21882138Try pressure frying frozen chicken retard.
let me guess, you need more
>>21886080I love trans fatphoto redacted
>>21886080nah
>>21886284that would ba raohtl note: oh mans king in nippon
>>21886080for me, it's shin black
>>21886080Yes. Ramen ia not nutritionally complete. You will die if you don't have something more.
Why does Kroger put plastic in their steaks?
You are schizophrenic
You might as well call them plasteaks HA HA HA
>>21888517probably has to do with them being the same tier as costco.slightly above wal-mart, but far below an actual grocery store like heb.
>>21888517What a weird marketing slogan.
You can live off cornmeal and multivitamins for 10 cents per day, you know. You don't need rotisserie chickens or gut-healthy juice.
This has nothing to do with pizza.
>>21889239>You don't need rotisserie chickensyes I do
Today my second day work in Michelin restaurant, and I'm very shoked; idk it's look very good
>>21888604This might be how people think, but they're still wrong. If anything, fine dining is a wealth transfer from the rich to the middle class. The resources are mostly human labor, which doesn't translate directly into farmland and oil and factories. Meanwhile, many poorfags love nothing more than richfags wasting resources (kardashians, mr beast, jake paul, all sorts of tiktok faggots). For some reason they can vicariously enjoy someone else's car but not someone else's meal.
>>21880497If someone served me this I'd beat the shit out of them.
>>21888994>ooga booga
>>21881013yes
>>21888994It's nice to fantasize about the kind of person you wish you were sometimes, isn't it?
Me Din DinsRump steak, some absolutely delicious chips, fried garlic mushrooms, asparagus and peas and green beans in a lemon buttery medleyBosh
>>21888062Obsessed
>>21888468
>>21887664
Stupid whiteoid trash slop, looks bland and shitty
>>21887664>>21887667>>21887668>>21887680>>21887917Sumptuous fare, my liege.
