Is /ck/ doing the "be your own butler" maxxxing?Example: coffee prepped and loaded and turns on right at the time you wake up.
>>22014499I leave bacon strips on my george foreman grill and time it to start 30 minutes before I wake up but I stepped on it and cooked my foot
>>22014502>I left my george foreman grill on the floor
>>22014499are there any other examples? because moving the prep work to the night before isn't really a substitute for butler activity nor a life hack.>Butler's make coffee for you while you sleep>Make your own coffee the night before and heat it up on a timer when you wake up
>>22014502Did you get someone to come get you?
>>22014499sometimes i put food in this special device i have that applies very low heat over a long period of time. i can put a whole chuck roast and raw veggies in there in the morning, and when i return in the evening from my high paying and fulfilling job, I'm ready to dish out some perfectly cooked pot roast to my wife. i call it a "cook slower".
This is the thread for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions.Info on types of teas, where to buy, and how to brew: https://rentry.org/tea-pastebinPrevious thread: >>21964386
do you add milk to earl grey?
>>22014192You can for a London Fog. They're great.>earl grey>steamed milk>vanilla extract/syrup>maple or honey(if using extract)
>>22014192Imo earl grey is the only tea that always tastes worse without milk. Milk tamps down the most overpowering perfume note from the bergamont and brings out the sweet and pleasant floral flavors it has.
>England's oldest teahouse, dating back to approximately 1687Do you think it's haunted by tea ghosts?
>>22014563Why does it look like a jewelry shop inside
I live in a predominantly lower income area, I see these all the time. Are they actually good?
>>22014458They taste like soy sauce. A savory beverage if you will.
>>22014458Well do like malt beer?baically beer without alcohol and the malt still having a kinda sweetness?
i do not like and i am generally not picky
>>22014458not really. maybe if you grew up with it, but otherwise they have an odd chemical taste. a root beer is a million times better.
Just had a few of these fuckers to cure my hangover, and a glass of milk or two.What’s your hangover food, /ck/?
>>22014135>drive to corner store>buy some gatorade and cheap peanut butter crackers>stand outside and lazily eat itBut if I puked the night before I'd usually go for biscuits and gravy because was starving
in my country is caldo de costilla.beef rib soup.
>>22014494yeah i hallucinate the night after i stop drinking lol
>>22014135just drink a gallon of water before going to sleep
>>22014135Water you traditional faggot OP
Today is the pinnacle of eating out. Where will you be going? What will you be ordering?
>>22014512So your worse? A pushover bitch who paid to get arceus shit?
>>22014515it wasn't great but it wasn't terrible so I just finished it and had a beer after. sending back food is one thing but sending back a drink just seems very gay to me. I am also not poor so I don't really worry about how much I spend at restaurants
>>22014520The eggs would have pissed me off more than the drink desu.
I went to Kowloons
>>22014508Sending a drink back over it “being boring” and not quite tasting right would be a gay reason to send it back. It’s one thing if the order is wrong, it’s another if it’s just a variation not to your preference>>22014512Good call desu
Me Din DinsLooks a lot like brekkie! Hash brown chips from M&S, beans, fried mushrooms, fried egg and bacon with a brew.Bosh
>>22013765the heat of the egg cooks the beans
>>22013099Jealous of u
>>22013666runny egg white is gross, i'm not afraid of salmonella but it just has a bad texture. runny yolk is good though.
>>22014332the heat of the egg heats the beans. they dont need cooking.
>>22013940plenty of calories there, post your wrist fatso
How does he keep innovating? How does he have such longevity?
>>22014454Btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq1ovULf5Ehe seems like a nice fella
>>22014481Both products are sold in Walmart makes sense
>>22014450According to the moron from the other thread, it's "still $3.99/lb."
So, it's ConAgra's Hamburger Helper with an AI restored Chef Boyardee.
Do you go for the Iowa pizza or the Connecticut pizza?
I thought iowa had QC style, what has evolved in the 10 years I've been comatose?!
>>22014442and here we have sherlock holmes at home board /ck/
>>22014467that is but one style of midwestern pizza
>>22014435taco pizza is a messy egregious mess but the great taste and contrasting textures make it impossible to criticize properly.
>>22014411What the hell are those toppings
Do you put the pizza toppings under or over the cheeze?
>>22009747>toppings>TOPpings>TOP>idiot puts them UNDER the cheeseWtf is wrong with you?
>>22014257> if you add pepperoni to a cheese pizza it becomes a pepperoni pizza. light - is it a particle or a wave?>that means the pepperoni stops being a topping.only if you observe it
>>22010356>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6TQY93XiEi hate this little boyman, makes you sign up to his gay email newsletter to get the pizza calculator, hopefully a strong breeze whisks him away one day
hey guys /b/ here
>>22009747>Do you put the pizza toppings under or over the cheezeyes
I'm a dumb fuck who can't cook and I'm trying to make new shit so I bought some pearl barley and cooked it up for the first time. I thought two 1lb bags was a pretty small amount but my retarded ass failed to consider that this shit swells up MASSIVELY as it cooks. Now I've got a metric fucking ton of cooked barley and need to use it up.So far all I've done is eat it like oatmeal in the morning (mix it with a little peanut butter and jam) and went lazy faggot mode by mixing it with some canned beans and melted cheese for a quick bowl of slop, but I still have probably 7-8 full bowls worth left. It's surprisingly good, like a firmer form of oatmeal but with richer flavor. What can I do with this shit?
>>22013442>I thought two 1lb bags was a pretty small amount but my retarded ass failed to consider that this shit swells up MASSIVELY as it cooks.LolDo you not read nutritional information on stuff you buy? Or basic info? Barley is almost entirely carbs and a bit of protein. 2 pound of barley are like 3500kcal.
>>22013962I don't care about nutrition shit, I'm not a dietician or some workout looksmaxxing retard.
>>22013962>3500kcalIs that supposed to sound like a lot?
>>22014457That's approximately the same amount of energy released when detonating 3.5kg of dynamite.
>>22014492So? I do that every time I take a shit :DDDD
A cromulent Vietnamese meal
A juicy Sino meal
>>22014341the charges, officer?!?
a scrumptious laotian meal
>>22014451Didn't pay for that tender Asian meal m8
>be a fat retard>die to lemonade
>>22014404thats terrible we should pay them a billion dollars each to dance around on tiktok
>>22014406that's terrible you should get anal vored by cthulhu
>>22014404Doctors do all the difficult work.Orderlies do all the shit work.Nurses just jerk themselves off.
>>22014404Twerk on a doctors dick if you want more money bitch
>>22009507>you're gonna have fucking panic attacks just drinking 400mg of caffeine in a few minutesImagine being that weak.
What's your favorite thing to pick up from the ethnic section at the grocery store?
>>22014455Banjo font
>>22014455the snack goat
I get a lot of use out of this
>>22014455funny lookin deenz>>22014472baste
is there anything more beautiful than a meaty chunk of cow?
>>22014351i thought he was indian due to seething about delicious cow
how could a humble pot roast generate this much vitriol?
a hearty nutritious plate
>>22014484oops forgot pic
and a hasty rhubarb upside down cake for dessert
How did your last company potluck go? What did you bring?
What with all the different food allergies (gluten, etc.), controlled diets (Vegan, etc.) and general picky eating (must be low fat, etc), I don't understand how potlucks are even still a thing. If someone eats something they're not supposed to eat, and then dies, who is at fault?
>>22014033You're conflating performative outrage with real life. People with 'sensitivities' either make best guesses or simply decide not to care for the day. People with severe reactions will just abstain. Usually there are enough vegetarians that a dedicated vegetarian table can be made. If people are cool about things they can provide labels listed common allergens.The only people who go nuclear over food allergies are screeching harpies (so, just don't invite HR) and Karen's with Munchausen by proxy claiming that little Timmy will die if he sees a lettuce.
>>22014033Anyone with a food allergy that isn’t blatantly retarded brings something they know they can eat and sticks with that. I was really sensitive to fuel for a long time and it was really easy to take care of myself. I was very sad missing out though
>>22014119Gluten* Not fuel
>>22014120to be fair, you probably would be really sensitive to fuel, too.
