why haven't you picked up your $5 hot and ready pizza today anon?
Because the closest little caesars is 4 miles away
>>21111978It's 8:21 in the morning and I'm about to go to workMaybe on the way homeAlso last few times I went they didn't have any extra most bestest pizzas ready so fuck them
>>21111979nearest to me is over 7000km
>>21111983but anon theyre hot and ready right now theyre calling for you
>>21111983>extra most bestestThose are so fucking good and they're dirt cheap too. Their app actually started doing coupons and "challenges" for more discounts and free food as well.
>>21111978They don't accept SNAP.
They sell actual pizza near my house.
>>21112046ITS NOT HOT AND READY THOUGH
>>21111978Are these threads their new ad campaign or somethingSomeone post the BBW version again so I can get hard
i get far better pizza somewhere else. the little caesars near me is ghetto as fuck and rarely has anything ready. totally normal to drive by and see a sign on the door with INTERNET ORDERS ONLY scrawled on it.pic related is where i go now
>>21111978Because I know how to cook
>>21112098>>21112093it's only $5 for a great pizza whenever you want
>>21112093There's a lot wrong with that pizza.
>>21112044>>21111978>They don't accept SNAP.little ceasers is so ghetto I'm surprised they never plugged in a fridge next to the drinks for EBT to go pizzas lol
>>21111978>>21112108Pretty sure Little Caesars pizza is $7 now.
>>21112181Though none of them can accept regular SNAP, locations in California can accept EBT if it's TANF or RMP.
>>21112093>sign on the door with INTERNET ORDERS ONLY scrawled on it.The two Taco Bells in my town tried doing that but the city threatened to revoke their business license as having a dining room for walk up customers was part of the requirement for getting licensed. Think they got accustomed to how thing were during the pandemic and wanted to do that permanently.
>>21112093Did they forget to cook it?
>>21112093Can you order in thirds? I don't see meat on the right side
>>21111978Because I paid homage to the Caesar yesterday and I still have leftovers.
Last time I had one I got the shits for 2 days. Never again.
>>21112224They allow ordering in gradients.
>>21111978CUZ IT COSTS LIKE 9 FUCKING LEAFS NOW FUCKStill cheaper than a burger, papa burger costs 11 dollerdoos
OP is a gay faggot >>>/lgbt/38606926Don't ask how I found this
>>21112315just another fan of the caesar
If they get the guy who played Caesar in Rome to do a commercial then I would start ordering from them. >"It was a pizza of Rome!"
>>21112342do you think and ad like this would convince a lot of people?
>>21112356It would convince me.
>>21112363noted
>>21112224yeah my buddys wife doesn't eat pork anymore because pigs are too smart or something retarded.>>21112218are you fucking retarded?
>>21111979Holy shit what a little bitch you are
>>21112200Theyre 9.99 where I'm at so I just get Costco pizza instead
>>21111978>$5It's not 2019 anymore. It's $7.50 nowadays, and 9+ if you want anything other than plain cheese
>>21111978pure slop but it was so good
>>21112574Why would I get shitty pizza from a place 4 miles away, when I can get a nicer pizza that's 1.5 miles away?
>>21111978Because they haven't been $5 for like 7 years. Show a receipt of yours costing $5.
>>21112207TBeezy BTFO
>>21111978I did yesterday
>>21111978You jest but I might get one rn
>>21111978Im actually about to pick up 2
I spit on little seizures until they make the calzone (their only decent item) a permanent menu item
>>21112946lmao just fold the pie
>>21112967That's the thing, it has absolutely nothing in common with their pizza, which is why it's good.
>>21112967How could you fold a little ceasars pie when they make pizza, not pies?
>>21112972>go to subway>ask for a taco
>>21112977Well, calzones and pizzas originate in the same country, at least.
>>21112976Anon pls
>>21112976Pizza was originally called "tomato pie" in America, as wops were looked down on, and no one knew what a "pizza" was yet.
>>21111978because they used to be so much better
>>21113011More like>still are
