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>Drink coffee
>Start going schizo
Why?
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>>21109861
>can't handle a cup of coffee
lmao, zoomers really are the biggest pussies of all time. "I GET ANXIETY FROM COFFEE :(((("
KYS
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>>21109861
1 moka pot i feel good but want more
2 moka pots i go full schizo
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>>21109861
Your mind is weak.
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>>21109861
>Start going schizo
so... you black out, don't remember a long amount of time, and everyone you know says you did or said things you don't remember?
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>>21110404
Going nuts would be a great change of pace. screaming at cashiers that theyre fired and fighting cardboard cutouts of lebron. keep drinkng coffee op this is the first day of the rest of your life
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Sounds like a you problem
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Skill issue
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Everyone thinks their body will never fail them
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>>21109861
causes hyperactivity in the brain obviously. you're having too much. people really overestimate how much caffeine they need for benefits and how little it takes to start having negative effects especially if you start consuming it regularly.
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>>21109861
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>>21109861
Stop consuming caffeine, including chocolate. You can replace chocolate with carob.

Replace your morning coffee with at least 16 oz of water with some lemon juice. Work your way up to 32 oz shortly after waking. Drink your water before you smoke your cigarettes.
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>>21110802
I'm supposed to be smoking cigarettes?
but coffee is bad?
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>have second cup of coffee
>Mild HPPD and faces kinda go purple
I can't be the only one
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>>21110800
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>>21110898
NTA but there's a stereotype that schizos smoke cigarettes. Don't know why.
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>>21109861
>>21110311
Are you brewing it in an aluminum moka pot?
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>>21109864
yeah but youre a millennial lol
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>>21109864
I'm 32 bitch.
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>>21111347
Breadtube isn't real life.
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>Start going schizo
An improvement over your current state.
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>>21110311
Why don't you buy a second moka pot that's half the size of your first one?
So you end up on 1.5 moka pots.
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>>21111038
I've read that. I have similar issues and figured out I had a lot of gut problems, smoking would make me poop and ease some of the symptoms. Having my digestive system cleared out eased some of the mental symptoms.
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>>21109861
>drink drank drunk coffee
>get super horny all the time
any one else? AI always thought it was the carbs
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>>21109861
Weak constitution. Probably only one way out from here
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>>21111777
out? here? elaborate
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>>21110898
Yes
>>21111038
Tobacco and nicotine can calm down voices in people who hear them. I personally don't, but I've known many people who do.
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>>21111367
>32 year old manchild who can't handle a cup of coffee calling anyone else a bitch
EL
OH
EL
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>>21112195
nta but my body just stopped being able to handle coffee one day. I drank a cup of coffee and got crackhead shakes and tunnel vision. up to that point I had like 400 to 800 mg of caffeine a day.

I assume this is what people feel like when they randomly become allergic to milk after drinking it every day for their entire life. it's not a good feeling.
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>>21109861
>Drink ONE cup of coffee
>Balls explode

Why bother man
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my stimming gets so bad and sometimes i have to put gloves on so i don't break the skin while scratching myself
caffeine is a fucking wicked drug and we hates it
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>>21109861
Try grinding coarser and doing a swirl on the bloom.
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>>21110800
bitch went schizo
reminds me of the /fit/ dude who did ayahuasca, lost his mind, started balding and is now letting thai ladyboys fuck him in the ass on camera
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John Kellog was a pretty smart guy.
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>>21112532
>/fit/
>bald and homo
Yeah who could have possibly seen that coming lmao
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>>21111040
Yes. I looked into health concerns and there aren’t any to worry about.

>>21111760
How about you shut the fuck up
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>>21113070
>>21111760
>today he had two moka pots.
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>>21109861
Lil' zoomy can't handle his coffee.
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>>21112195
Shut up bitch



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