>delicious>low calories>makes stocks and other dishes amazing>give you aesthetic cum>cheapthank you based celery, you're my greatest ally
>>21111480>deliciousonly when cooked/concentrated>low caloriesalso not filling either>cheapNot really, 16 sticks is like almost $2 and if you're a cook you'd be using an entire batch in 1-2 daysIt's not expensive, but the cost per usage doesn't make it cheap per serving
>>21111480>>give you aesthetic cumQRD?
gotta be a troll
>>21111512makes your loads pearly white
>>21111512>the Vitamin C and phytonutrients in celery will actually help to increase sperm count and motility
>>21111480>deliciousIt tastes fucking disgusting.
>>21111550you have to be at least 18 here
>>21111480This with hummus is one of my favorite snacks. Celery and potato soup is also fucking delicious.
>>21111591It tastes disgusting retard. Cope all you want.
>>21111629I love the fresh smell and taste of celery
>>21111480>>give you aesthetic cumdudes will say they dont give a fuck about women but then will read infographics on how to make their cum more appealing
>>21112436Don't fool yourself here. OP only mentions the effect on jizz because he's trying to get more guys to eat celery because he prefers slurping pearly white cum.
>>21111629Nah I think it tastes fine.You should probably kill yourself in the most violent manner and livestream it but not before getting gangraped by 15000 niggers with barbed condoms.
>>21112436You should be aesthetically refining your spooge for yourself, not for hos, bro
>>21111518great! now how do I get a proper penis?
It's $4 a bunch here in Aus which is why I usually omit it from recipes.
>>21111480essential in a bloody mary too
>>21111629Alerting the authorities about this major league faggot, guys.
>>21112708>not having framed, professional pictures on the wall of your best loads Ngmi
>>21111507>not fillingYou're a liar and I'll spank your bottom if you do it again. I lost 40lb by replacing my lunch with celery sticks. Yeah a bunch is $2 but that's a cheap ass lunch. Also by definition, it's slow to digest and stays in your stomach longer than many other foods so yes, it is in fact filling.
>>21111480>low caloriesAs opposed to what high calorie counterpart. Onion?
>>21111520Has got nothing to do with celery and more with its antioxidating properties. Eat berries, you get the same effects
>>21112436Who said its for them?
>>21112883they have cock socks for you
