What's your favorite kind of 'wich? I'm partial to tomato/mayo. Simple, light, delicious.
>>21113651cucumber sengwik. with butter, never chream cheese. fresh plain white bread with the crusts cut off. preferably while sitting in the grass somewhere with a loved one
>>21113674>sitting in the grass somewhere with a loved onenice fantasy
>>21113679thanks
>>21113674Sounds kino to me. Do you put any salt on or inside the sandwich?
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I EATAND I WONT FORGET THE NATIVES WHO DIEDWHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
>>21113686I use salted butter and it goes on both surfaces so it's not necessary, I don't think I've ever done it, but salt + cucumber is irresistible so why not
>>21113696https://youtu.be/eT2e7zWbFIA?si=8L6E_5kFYHIo8mwU
I like cheese, tomato, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts, and mayonnaise. Is always a great start to a sandwich then some meat. Avocado is welcome too.
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>>21113651cheese.
>>21113819>making your tomato sandwich all about the cheese and not the tomatowhen the apocalypse comes and we're all looking for survivalist communities to join, you will be deemed as having no useful skills and left beyond the pale
>>21113651My current favorite is this:>Levain fried in butter>Mayo creme fraiche spread>Onion>Avocado>Salmon>EggServed with yoghurt+water+salt mixTrust me, it's insane.
>>21113825as if youll have any "toast" for your sandwich when the apocalypse comes
>>21113847I would have to volunteer myself for sex slavery :[
>>21113863Mental illness (homosexuality) will be abolished when the apocalypse comes. People will go back to their primary instincts. Men and women will go back to their natural places. I guess. useless man like you will be eaten by cannibals.
>>21113875well you sound fun at parties
>>21113674they attract tri horned bunyips
>>21113674>never cream cheeseStrange. My pastoral picnic fantasy always has it.
>>21113837are you french?
>>21113651salad samwich
>>21113880I am. You should pull up a chair and be prepared to be entertained.
>>21114686You have an amusing story about a bridge.
>>21113651isn't mayo + tomater just acid plus acid
>sandwiches have been around for less than 300 yearsbros we're so back, it's early times
>>21113674Do you peel the cucumbers too?>>21114178The bunyip is a proper cunt and can make his own damn sandwich.
>>21113674What the fuck is wrong with you that you would say something so wonderful?
>>21113651Reuben can’t beat
Chip butty
>>21113651I am partial to the Turkey Rachel.
Pastrami, mustard, swiss, rye.
>>21114855I do the stripe peel
>>21114917Too much meat. The bread/sauce/cheese/meat ratio is off. Sad.
>>21113825I think I've eaten like two sandwiches in my lifetime without some kind of cheese on them. Granted, I'm a fat fuck.
>>21114909Who's Rachel? Girls named that usually were cute
>>21115459It's just an analog to the "Reuben" A Rachel is a reuben with coleslaw and pastrami instead of kraut and corned beef.A turkey Rachel is a rachel with turkey instead of pastramiTurkey Rachel> Reuben> Rachel
>>21115699>Rachel>Turkey Rachel