The first version, anyway, set in the 1920s. It’s not bad, but it’s very different from the Wesley Snipes movies and an average MCU movie, so I can see why Marvel got cold feet about it. It plays out almost like a supernatural fairy tale told from the perspective of Blade’s daughter Zora. It begins with Zora witnessing her mother being killed by a pack of vampires led by main villain Aaron Thorne (Aaron Pierre was supposed to play this role). A big part of this script is that vampire fathers pass their vampirism to their kids. Thorne is the son of one of the vampire elders who was recently killed by Blade, and the other elders have denied him his father’s position since he’s a half-black bastard, so he has gathered other outcast vampires to topple the elders. His plan is to sacrifice Zora and drink her blood so he and his followers can become daywalkers like Blade.Zora escapes and hides with this old voodoo lady her mother didn’t want her to hang out with. Voodoo granny calls for Blade. The vampires track Zora down and attack voodoo granny’s house. Blade appears, kills one of the vampires and Thorne escapes with the other three. Blade only shows up around page 15 of the script. Zora finds out Blade is her father. Voodoo granny tells Blade that Zora is not safe in New Orleans. Blade takes Zora away, and voodoo granny gives her a silver locket before they leave.Blade drives Zora to the estate of Quincy Harker, a wealthy descendant of Jonathan Harker whose family finances vampire hunters for generations. There, Blade and Zora meet two other hunters, Rachel Helsing and Taj Nital. She is a descendant of Van Helsing and bonds with Zora, while Taj is an Indian warrior who has taken a vow of silence after his family was killed by vampires. Blade needs Harker’s help to figure out why Thorne is after Zora.
>>217479123Stacy Osei-Kuffour.
Can you share the script?
>>217477803After reading this draft, I'm glad I'm blind and wouldn't be able to watch this fucking movie if it ever gets madeWhy would you fucking do a Blade movie with a Blade side characterThis is like 60%women, 30% bad dumb retard men, 10% cool menWho the fuck is this for
>>217478389The rumor is there is too much drama and not enough action (which is sort of true).>>217478420Blade fights vampires who want to kill his daughter.>>217479736Nope. Sorry.>>217479838Blade isn't a side character once he appears, but it does take a while for him to show up.
>>217477803>>217477864>>217477947Other than the clear attempt at more black propaganda, it sounds decent and the ending is surprisingly competent. Why can?
Do you have any rules for dating your teenage daughter?
>>217478468i'm more interested in the teenage son
>>217480027>Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.>You make her cry, I make you cry.>Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.>Bring her home late, there's no next date.>If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up.>No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.>If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.>Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
>>217478468I watched this a lot growing up but I forget the characters names. I loved anything with Katey Sagal in it because I used to think she was so hot. Never watched Married With Children or that biker show though. Always wondered why Al never wanted to fuck her, then when I grew up and started dating, I understood.
>>217480101>Anything you do to my daughter sexually, I will do to you, and she gets to watch
am i thinking of another show or was david spade in this
>WEED?
>>217478737Do the infected women gave blowjobs?
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217479696Can't wait for #3. It's either going to suck or be good, so we'll get something at least.
RIP to Mark Jones, director of Leprechaun
>>217479920>also directed Rumpelstiltskin and a film about a puppetthis guy loved midgets didn't he. anyone seen Rumpelstiltskin?
>>217472120“……..is he gonna say cut?”
And one of Jesus' Aposles is a literal Pajeet?Fucking DROPPED
>>217477573>Christian LARPer actively discriminates against othersthe irony
>>217477619I thought I'd enjoy it because the first episode is very tender and earnest. Then it started playing the Hunt Showdown soundtrack and Jesus was constantly framed in this weird catty clapback way and not a the Messiah kind of way
>>217477723>Scared, Patel?
>>217477573I thought Christians believed in loving others?
>>217477573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxduwZpLcCM
Was he a patriot or simply racist?
>>217479910There is no "or", they are two cheeks of the same ass.
>>217480100Why the fuck did I read this in Daniel Day Lewis' voice
>>217479910>Who are YOU and why are YOU in my chocolate factory? Imposter?>This is my candy factory. The greatest, biggest factory in the world! Not yours...>Phony Wonka.
>raunchy teen movie>grandma listens to hip hop beats and rolls mondo doobies
>>217479615>Poopdog cameo, leaves a giant dookie in open casket
>shits>cums
>>217479690>shits cum
>>217479615>this is callback to earlier in the movie when grandma said "fo shizzle my nizzle"
>old person does something that seems racist>turns out they're not racist at all and just using language from the old daysCabin Fever did this the best.
useless piece of shit
>>217479122https://youtu.be/QhkLa13JmoM
One less share
>>217479122it's called using comic relief to ease the tension for the audience
>>217478326yes, lurk moar
is this the new cat kino thread?
>remake is superior to the originalName 3 other times this has happened besides The Ring
>>217479707... Rat Race is a remake?Fuck...
>>217478035The naked gun remake is so fucking bad. I gave it a chance but turned it off after an hour. I wanted to like it but it's just soulless garbage
Sorcerer
>>217479914The point is whether or not it's better than the original, and it is.
>>217480084Yes and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World is quite a bit bigger, it's a full on comedy epic that has some crazy sets and sequences in its 3 hour runtime. Yes... 3 hours. That's really what holds it back, when it shines it does better than most of the stuff from Rat Race, but god above does it have entire 10-20 minute sections where you're not laughing or thinking much of anything and that's just hard to justify for a comedy. It is 100 percent absolutely worth a watch and a classic in its own right, but bluntly put Rat Race knew not to hold on quite so long to a joke that had already gotten its laughs.
i'm an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stramberg is an earth rocker.
>>217479537Big mouth Nikki's boyfriend
>>217480032Tremaine wouldn’t sign the contract
>>217479140logan paul mogs him lmao
>>217480074>lmaogo back
>>217480094rofl
Why are American dating shows so bad?
>>217478242Love Island belongs to the bongs don't put this evil on me, Ricky Bobby
>>217478242Why are you watching dating shows?
>>217478242Look whom they put in the center. Purely by happenstance.
Flavor of Love and all it's spinoffs were great
>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
>>217478254Doggystyle followed by mating press
Why are British women so attractive?
>>217478132
>>217477565parently there has been 6 different cocks on amateur allure featured there.bet u didnt know that!
>>217471567Because they SOMEHOW managed to get bankrupt in the first place. And by "somehow" I mean "shit-tier bad management"Only maybe Sierra was mismanaged harder than Interplay. And that's still a maybe
>*gag* oh this 4th big mac is VILE, how the hell do people eat like this it should br ILLEGAL!>*cracks open full bottle of vodka and starts chugging it* ahhhh thats more like it, time to drive back home now
>>217479816this guy beat the allegations and will live to be 120
>>217479755Are hamburgers good for you?
>>217475944Wow seems popular and unfinished. Let's keep going even though this FAGGOT moved on
>>217479840It doesn't really matter. In order of importance for longevity and health for q normal person (e.g. living as long as you can and not dying of something preventable. Maximum physical performance of some type is going to be different):BMIGeneticsStressExercise (just not being sedentary)Food quality
>>217475839>>217475878>>217475992>>217477254>>217479292>>217479471>>217479500Do edibles instead of smoking it. Simple as
>>217479199love this movie.
>>217479415Don't mind if I do.
>>217479962But there's 8 legs!2 < 8
>>217480007I love it more
>>217479469I'd prefer the squid part on top and the human part on bottom
>You killed my husband in a horrible and brutal way.>He lay suffering on the floor with his brain scattered all over the roadLOL, LMAO even, u r so hot.
>>217474295That's why you should kill them too, can't play eugenics and fix them otherwise
>>217474236Maggie fucked Negan? What the hell
>>217480013Nope. Timmy just larping.
>>217474236Is this actually happening in the show? I used to watch these with my mom and saw season 1, but dropped the franchise.That's actually crazy if so. I didn't think it could keep getting lower and I've watched all of this slop up to Daryl s1.
>>217476854How are blue eyes inbreeding when asians literally all have the same eyes?Asians looking the same is an ancient internet meme. This is from tiktok isn't it?
