what movie kinos have you watched recently? did you enjoy them?
>>219107861I still have to see the bone temple thanks for reminding me
Insanely good stuff,kept seeing mentioned here but had to watch it when I heard the director killed himself before it was even released, it's free on YouTube
>>219107313Watched Dersu Uzala (1975) for free on Mosfilm the other day. Was kino indeed, but I think you could pick literally any movie on Mosfilm and it would be awesome. I also watched Courier, which really came together at the end>>219109679Sell me on this. I also see it posted a lot but it's long as fuck
>>219110696>Sell me on this. I also see it posted a lot but it's long as fuckIt's 4 hours of mostly zoomed people's back or faces but it's somehow good,you need to be into miserykino,maybe I enjoyed it because am in a bad phase in my life
>>219107313Still have to watch the sequel to this movie
Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air
>>219109940I can keep him on the good path. I'd be his friend and suck his dick
>>219107151>They didn't even have plumbing until the 20th century to distance themselves from MugglesYou think this show will include that bit about Wizards just shitting on the floor and then using magic to vanish the shit in the old days?
>>219110124Probably. With another character dropping a marvel quip of disbelief in response
I've been workshopping buckbeak/buckbreak jokes all day but I haven't got the phrasing right yet.
>>219109350tell that to Thulsa Doom, faggot
The Magic Faraway Tree
>>219105393Because it has a pots and pans robot
>>219105393It's a bad poster, to be fair the movie looks like a better looking version of those shitty tim burton movies
The who-sa what-sa?
>>219101865The Magic Fartyfucks Tree is better
>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992-1996)>Young Hercules (1998-1999)>Young Sheldon (2017-2024)>Young Sherlock (2026- )Pitch me your best "Young prequel" idea.
>>219105642WKUK's is the canon young hitler
>>219109192HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETLA
>>219098771Young faggot, it stars OP and chronicles him shilling really bad ideas on a Middle Eastern Goat Milking Forum.
young jiggy focused on his rap career
>>219105642Sounds lame, a ww1 Hitler movie would be cool
Do you like when he dates the blond or the redhead
>>219093768Mary Jane is goated. I also enjoyed his cute little crush on the mutt girl in the Tom Holland movies.
I liked TASM.
>>219110286Most people liked the first one. But then the sequel happened...
>>219097752no shitscience always beats religion in the long run. scripture has been "reinterpreted" to account for science so many times its embarrassing.
Western cinema and television, with billions of dollars of budget, hasn’t made anything in 10 years as romantic as the kiss scene of some side characters in your average kdrama episodeHow pathetic is that?
>>219104167it was just a silly edit of an anime thread that was posted earlier
>>219094387Male sexuality is a disease.
>>219094558lol
>>219094558that's japan idiot
>>219094387Japanese TV mogs it.
Mrs Paul Schrader has passed away.
so Schrader is gonna kill himself, right?
RIP
>>219107442I hope so. I watched cat people once and IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
>>219106541>fully saneWatch ‘Oh, Canada’ and delete this
more like mary beth HURRR
YYYEAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RwBDFB6bEg
BasedGood taste in kino, OP
How are you?
>>219104837I never heard that. But I guess the age gap thing is suddenly trendy. I thought we were meant to trust the "science" of things
>>219103661Patrician taste, my friend.
I really liked this movie but Kevin Spacey and his ironic type acting really piss me off,he really is very punchable and irritating
>>219110587prime thora. also ghost world
>>219095254>besides the bag sceneIt's literally the best scene.Like all the best films, American Beauty recapitulates the hero's journey, which is from bondage to total freedom.
What’s your favourite war movie?
Kelly's Heroes. Fuck the war, let's rob a bank and flee to Switzerland.
Paths of Glory
>Tombstone is the main villain of the movie. He wants to capture Sadie Sink's character so he can use her telepathic powers to make him unstoppable. He has Damage Control in his pocket and is manipulating everything behind the scenes.>Spider-Man has been online stalking MJ and Ned for a while. He sees MJ is having a party at her new apartment and goes to see her but feels alone as nobody knows who he is so he goes back to his own apartment. MJ and Ned comment on feeling deja vu for him but brush it off (left open whether they could potentially remember what happened or if they've just seen Parker a lot because he's stalking them).>When Peter does get back to his apartment he gets a random dizzy spell. It's shown earlier in the movie too that he has been feeling weird but basically just brushing it off.>Scorpion/Boomerang/Tarantula are basically all just hired muscle for Tombstone. Tarantula and Boomerang are pretty much useless, getting beaten easily by Spider-Man at the beginning of the movie. Tombstone has the Hand attack the prison Mac Gargan is in to free him. Gargan is given the Scorpion suit to capture Sadie Sink for Tombstone and kill Spider-Man.>Peter goes back to his apartment exhausted after fighting the Hand. He falls asleep immediately then wakes up hanging outside in a cocoon. He falls out of the cocoon and realizes he has organic webbing now. He wonders what's going on until eventually he feels something happening with his now heightened spider sense.
>Some damage control goons find the apartment Sadie Sink's character is at. Spider-Man arrives. Spider-Man goes there but isn't sure exactly what's going on. He had spoken to the leader of Damage Control earlier who said Sadie Sink was dangerous, but Spider-Man also sees damage control being unnecessarily violent towards the other apartment occupants and also notices Punisher there facing off against damage control. He decides to just stop both of immobilize everyone until he knows what's happening. He then goes to Sadie Sink and she reveals that she knows who he is and basically tells him to fuck off but then Scorpion attacks. Scorpion fights Spider-Man but then after Punisher enters and starts helping Spider-Man, Tombstone tells Scorpion to just grab Sadie Sink and leave, upsetting Scorpion.>Punisher is pissed about what's happened as he was protecting Sadie Sink, telling Spider-Man she was just an innocent kid who has these powers that others want to control. Peter understands but then randomly collapses on the ground. Punisher asks if he's ok and Peter decides to see what's happening.>Peter goes to see Bruce Banner at one of his lectures. After the lecture he tells him he's Spider-Man and that he needs help. Peter basically explains his origin story to him then Bruce does some tests and finally comes to the conclusion that he's going to either die or turn into some kind of monster like the Hulk. >Tombstone has Sadie Sink captured and basically tells her she's in a secure facility and that because of the devices him and his goons are wearing they can't control her.>Randomly Bruce starts Hulking out and going crazy. There's a big fight between him and Spider-Man. Eventually tanks show up to try and stop Hulk. Sadie Sink ends up controlling one of the tanks and leading it into the place she's being held and she ends up freeing herself. Hulk is eventually brought down after the mind control wears off and he comes to realize the damage he's done.
>Spider-Man, beaten up by Hulk and also depressed, goes to tell MJ and Ned the truth. He finds MJ but Ned isn't here. He tells her that they used to know each other and that he's going to die and he just wanted to let her know everything that happen. MJ is just kinda taken aback and doesn't believe him, thinking of him as insane.>Spider-Man goes back to his apartment where Ned is there. Peter is confused but tries to talk to him until he realizes Ned is under the control of Sadie Sink's character. She tells him to go to some building if he wants to find out what's really going on. He says no but then she threatens his friends and forces him to. >Spider-Man gets there and sees Punisher who was also told to go there. They realize this is the headquarters of Tombstone. They fight the goons but Spider-Man is struggling, clearly weakened. >Tombstone sees what's happening and orders Scorpion to protect him but Scorpion doesn't care and goes to fight Spider-Man instead. Scorpion throws Spider-Man like 50 stories into the street. Spider-Man struggles to keep up with Scorpion until he embraces the mutation and grows 4 more arms. He pummels Scorpion, ripping apart his suit, and almost kills him before coming to his senses at the very end. >The now 6 armed Spider-Man crawls up to the top floor, where Punisher has also just made it to. They go in to fight Tombstone where Boomerang and Tarantula surprise attack Punisher, incapacitating him. Spider-Man also falls over, as the mutation is close to finishing. >Tombstone grabs him and almost throws him off the building but then a bunch of spiders come in and eat Tombstone/Tarantula/Boomerang alive>Sadie Sink is revealed as Spider Queen. She says she was manipulating everything the whole movie and now she can take over NYC. She also reveals she was the made Peter start mutating.>Spider-Man then transforms into Man-Spider and begins hunting Punisher. Punisher refuses to use lethal force and instead tries to talk sense into him.
>Peter, inside his own mind, communicates with the spider side of him. The spider part of him says he's been neglecting the Man part of Spider-Man and that's why this happened. Peter agrees and the spider side agrees to reincarnate him, both becoming different halves of the same body, similar to what Bruce said about how he got Hulk under control. Though before Peter is reborn he's warned that if the balance between his heroism and personal life is thrown out again then this will happen again. >Peter emerges from inside Man-Spider's body right before he's about to kill Punisher and together they take down Spider Queen.>At the end of the movie Peter decides to go to college and live his life, moving on from his past and meeting new people>In the post credit scene Spider-Man wakes up in his apartment, only to look outside and see everyone has spider powers and that Spider Queen is now "Queen of Spider Island", likely setting up Spider Island as a subsect of Battleworld in Secret Wars.
Pure kino. Only small hats and glowniggers cry otherwise
Why do they call him "bibi"?
>>219110310>It made me empathize with Israel.
>>219110347>bibiIt's short for bib fortuna
>>219101981In another era, he would've been lauded as a conquerer like Alexander or Genghis Khan. In the age of the internet, where the losers have as much a voice as the winners, he's considered a bloodthirsty monster. Really makes you think.
>>219101981what's a little corruption compared to literal genocide?
kdrama general real best bo young edition Previous >>219044246*** February 2026 DOTM ***https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVkdvxnOCharts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/gJPkCaHThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>219109544chinese pancake that's what we call cdrama actresses
>>219109544he's as kino as anyone.
In your radiant season is slowly winning kdg doty
>>219110433we're not watching it because she can't act.
>>219110619that's Still Shining
*makes your dick hard when she starts talking*
>>219109006when she get raped*
>>219109006>>219109251...so hard it turned her cuck husband into a faggot. She really must have enjoyed herself.
>>219101379>>219101396this makes me wonder whether Maisy Williams will be a stunning gilf
>>219100882>*makes your dick hard when she starts talking*
>"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'"
I guess we know what he picked
>>219109701Get that bussy or die tryin'
(Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows)
>>219109701Typical irish
