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This movie is stressing me the fuck out. Not even an hour in and I had to pause it thrice to pace around the room. Im going to turn it off and give it a try another time.
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>>218008008
>uncut
but he's jewish?
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The tone of the film felt very one note and I was really sick of it by the end. I think thate what the director wanted but it wasn't a pleasant viewing experience.

Seeing the death was a pleasant relief.
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>>218008008
it's just trash and sandler is a hack
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>>218009801
Youve never known a gambling addict
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>>218008008
didn't some guy in this movie recently get in a fight with other diamond jews

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>literally goes insane because he's forced to stay at home for a few weeks
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I drifted apart from my only friends during covid and now I'm fully alone at 35 and haven't even talked to them in 2 years
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>>218012640
it more or less returned my social activities to neetdom, after I'd worked hard to escape that for nearly a decade preceeding. now I just live the same living death as before I'd escaped, but work the bare minimum to barely support myself.
the yids stuck a knife into the world with that filthy scam
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>>218012537
they'll pull more tricks, let's hope we outlast them all.
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>>218010758
The worst thing about lockdown was being forced to fucking be around people 24/7
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I watched INSIDE on acid and went a little crazy for four years. Wrote a 500+ page book exploring all the subliminal techniques in the Special and how it portends the Second Coming of Christ in 2030. Ask me anything, I guess.

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Evil

>"OH NO I FILLED IT WITH DIESEL!!!!!!!"
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they weren't ridiculing rick & morty like some seem to believe.
the voice actor for that rick plays as the knife in High on Life. it's all a big club.
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>>218011946
Why do I hate everything that adult swim has made like this, but this is perfect? I don't like Squidbillies, Super Jail, Smiling Friends and all that stuff.
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>>218012036
This game was so fucking boring. It was a bogstandard shooter with silly voices poking fun at itself being a bogstandard shooter. Just because you point out your flaws doesn't mean they aren't there. Had some funny moments, I guess. And granted, I did not finish it, so I wouldn't know if the secret twist in the middle is that suddenly it's a good game. But I couldn't stomach any more.
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>>218012036
It was ridiculing the show. Just because it wasn’t particularly malicious doesn’t mean it wasn’t doing so.
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>>218011845
Unfunny dogshit for fags.

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An ancient evil has awakened
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>Damn, a woman with unwashed hair has entered your house, now you will die.
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My libido.
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>>218010745
>tsavo
>humans
pick one
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Cats are like if a baby stayed a baby its whole life but was also somehow Japanese.
Dogs are like if the perma-baby was Dutch.

Two different kinds of autistic baby intelligence to let into your home.
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whatcha gonna do about it?

What year would you go to?
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>>218012178
then I would go straight to the second part
>also go back to live in the second half of the XX century, planning to die of old age before the turn of the millennium
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>>218012220
imagine all the fish zonked out of their mind by the tannins (which is like catnip for saltwater fish)
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>>218003904
The only good answer.
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>>218011802
100 Bitcoins isnt that much of the supply and it would lie dormant for over 15 years. It ould easily be considered "lost" until I suddenly access it again in 2025.
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>>218012802
>>218011802
>>217996517
nigga I could have mined bitcoin back in 2009 and then bought bitcoin in 2012 when it was 100 USD and /biz/ niggers were screaming to buy
do I regret either? fuck no lol

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Why can't movie costumes look like this?
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>>218013189
>we all know they're just animals that can't control themselves. Like dumb dogs, everyone else has to be the mature ones and stop feeding them. we can't hold women accountable for their actions.
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>>218013036
>normie scum
yeah, that kind of sells your point short. Makes you sound like those fags who just do shit to be "unique"
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>>218013521
Yes. Whores are whores who will go wherever money and attention lies, just like a fly will go wherever there is shit. If you don’t want flies in your house to get angry at the fly, get angry at yourself for not cleaning up the shit attracting them. If you don’t want whores in your hobby, don’t get angry at the white get angry at the simps and Indians giving them money
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>>218013502
If you reward whore behavior, you get more whore behavior. Humans act on incentives.
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>>218013514
Both can be true at the same time, reminder that Adam's sin was listening to Eve and enabling her.

Chatgpt thinks tarantino is a hack
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The list has Zack Snyder. How can this be, saar?
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>>218011543
No mention of Shawn Levy or Brett Ratner. And people trust this shit
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No the list I got
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>>218011637
>Guy Ritchie
OG Revolver was good
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>>218013071
Zack Snyder again
kek

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>ruins your kino
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>>218012181
>he didn't skip the 15 minute flashback
Kek you deserve whatever shitfest you got
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It was annoying enough when they pushed the half breed negro mutt puppet girl on dunk as a potential romantic interest but atleast she left the show after getting her hand broke so the interracial subversion was dropped. But then they do a flashback just to do more mystery meat negra muttoid agenda pushing. Hollywood is so fucking desperate to get white guys to racemix with blacks and mutts that they're unnecessarily interrupting stories to push it. At this point the AI revolution can't come fast enough.
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>>218012181
Someone needs to make a big D&E edit removing all the scat stuff plus this chic.

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I hope you're happy chuds, you did this.
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>>218005306
>hope you're happy chuds, you did this.
Yes.
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>>218005306
Me and my sons are very happy.
To celebrate we watching The Birth of a Nation.
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>>218008797
DAS RITE
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>>218005306
Hollywood accounting, hese cheap cgi looking movies cost a fraction of what they claim
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>>218009983
cause clown world that's why

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35 year old KHHV perpetually alone movie lover with life crippling social anxiety here
i have already wasted about $300 this year booking movie tickets but not going just to have something to do with my money and time cause cause going to work and coming home to watch movies and shows all the time has me feeling like i'm living the same year over and over again and i can't do it anymore, i need the cinema to escape from the monotony of going to work and coming home but someday i can't bring myself to go cause it feel like an effort leaving the house to go and sit in another dark room alone only with other people there to give me some semblance of community around me.

i'm tired of the loner life but it's the only one i know.

also was going to see some kids movies in theatres but can't bring myself to do it cause i know families with parents close to my age will be there and that will add to my sense of social shame and failure
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>>218010606
I don't even get past the no losers sign at my local kinoplex
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I don't go see movies unless there's single isolated seats from the rest of the seats. I went to see Marty Supreme and thought I had a whole row for myself, but some fucking asshole sat like 2 seats from me and it kinda ruined the film for me a little bit. I once didn't actually go to a film I bought tickets for because someone took the seat next to me.
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>>218010101
You're not a loser because you're a loner, you're a loser because you're too much of a fucking woman to enjoy it. It's somewhat acceptable in our ludicrous modern society for a *boy* to feel the way you do, to spend their childhood and teens acting out the social programming forced into them in schools and via media, but you're almost a goddamn middle aged man - reach down between your legs, are there balls there? You've not been gelded? Then stop being such a fucking PUSSY and understand that solitude is the greatest experience a man can enjoy. Use that money to take up a hobby or craft, fuck use it to pay a hooker if that's what you need, but whatever you do take some fucking responsibility for yourself you bleating manchild.

There have been times that I spend literally months at a stretch not speaking to another human being beyond superficial pleasantries in passing and when those times pass and I have to go back into the world I fucking *crave* them because assuming you're not a fucking limpdick sadsack faggot solitude is *freedom*. I get to spend time in my garden, I get to build my models, I get to make furniture, I get to go on long bike rides along the coast or in the countryside. If it wasn't absolutely necessary in order to make the money necessary to survive and enable these all too brief periods of beautiful isolation I'd be happy staying that way 99% of the time.

But hey maybe that isn't you, maybe you really are a woman-brained poofter who needs social affirmation and external validation to stay sane - the solution is still to stop being a bitch and pursue what it is you need.
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>>218010125
>>218010143
some Pixar movies are kino though
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>>218012657
See this is why it's hard to make friends as men in Australia, dudes like you acting tough and above emotions for no reason

Let's talk about the psychologist from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. At what point did he become a pod person?
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>>218010811
>Besides being scary there's something about this movie that's deeply depressing to me

>>218010882
>i think it's because their situation is always hopeless and the events of the movie are basically them coming to realize that with increasing exhaustion, desperation, and despair. it's about an apocalypse in the sense of the total annihilation of everything you care about or understand and there's nothing you can do about it, it's bigger than you.

100% correct but it's also the color palette and cinematography which is very drab and gives the events a feeling of authenticity and not coincidentally the DP was Michael Chapman who also did Taxi Driver that had a similar feeling of urban decay!!!FACT!!!
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>>218010882
>>218010964
Just like real life. The apocalypse already happened, we've already been replaced with pod people (brownoids), and its too late
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>>218010811
The 70s were an evil time for the middle classes
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>>218010695
no
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>>218010695
that's the second one.
70s>50s>90s>00s

This show has been running for over 25 years now. Was it a net positive for tv? Is anyone here still watching? Who's your svu waifu?
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Used to watch this a lot at night back when I worked in a group home, because they only had the most basic of TV packages which included Ion. So SVU marathons were always on.
>episode where some tranny kills a guy
>whole court dilemma about which jail they have to send the tranny to
>you can't send "her" to male prison!"
>they send "her" to the male prison
>cut later to the tranny being sent to the hospital after being assaulted in prison
>See?
>episode abruptly ends
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>>218012467
>Elliot Stabler
His sperg outs are the highlight of every episode
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>>218012467
>the one where they go to Europe
>his face when he realizes he has no oversight and goes to town on a diddler he's questioning
bliss
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>the episode about the ethics of dating a grown woman with a rare condition that makes her look like a child
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I watched until season 21 or so. It used to be about the team going after rapists and pedophiles, now it's about women making bad decisions and the team needs to somehow blame men for it.

>>218012730
I remember the episode and the tranny was quite deranged and hysterical.
They've had a few tranny episodes and they always are like this.

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>how does that make you feel?
>ecstatic and elated
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>>218009526
>some anon blows his brains on stream on /b/
>mother comes running to the room
>hear her cry :(
>she calls the paramedics
>minutes later they arrive
>one of them laughs at the guy's room posters
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>>218012259
Reminder that this was his "job". Bro spent all day playing xbox and then occasionally would wipe down the kitchen (when a camera crew was around).
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>>218007342
Honestly he was living the dream (unironically)
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>>218012881
I don't think he was really ecstatic and elated.

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Rachel Sennott needs a career boost.
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>>218010216
She just had one.
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>>218010216
She needs a bullet to her skull.
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>>218011977
mmm hip crease
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>>218011977
Urgh getting lasered is stupid. Unless it's for a medical reason (chronic ingrown hairs) people shouldn't shave as much as they do.
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>>218011977
Retarded whore.


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