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>>216364666Keep in mind it was part of a larger plan:>make 18 Rings of Power, give them away to powerful Elves,>create a Master Ring in secret, binding the lesser ones,>do that to secretly control several powerful Elvish kingdoms from behind the scenes,This is why he poured so much of himself into the One Ring. He didn't anticipate his plans being sniffed out, as well as the fact the aforementioned Elves would sense the influence of the One Ring as soon as Sauron put it on.His arrogance became his undoing.
>>216364666It's called a phylacteryIt's a nearly indestructible item that makes sure he can reincarnate if he gets killedWorth the debuff to gain extra lives
>>216364705>plans being sniffed out,How did they anyway, I haven't read the books
>>216364736Retard, he doesn't need a phylactery. He's Maya, a literal spirit. He can take on whatever form he wishes, and his previous shells have been destroyed at least twice.Which is also the plot hole of the LOTR trilogy - Saruman will simply take on another form and come back to Middle-Earth.
>>216364666Gandalf and Aragron are blessed by YHWH
Was it kino?
>>216364745ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>216364745are these the jonas brothers?
From the 80s to early 2000s, they were major events and became iconic, but today they seem insignificant or aren't even made. Is the shift due to changes in the teenage demographic itself
>>216363570Oh, so you have to make it trans and gay, got it
>>216364415Yes. "Teen" comedies are exclusively on kikeflix. And 95% of them are gay or have to be lesbian to be approved
>>216364395Zoomies are so screwed that I actually feel kinda bad when I make fun of them on here. I mean we're all screwed, but still
>>216362546>pay money to watch a bunch over overpayed LA nepobabies pretend to be teens and act funny/dramaticvs>watch the actual drama and humor of real life teens in an endlessly creative and culturally relevant stream of information delivered straight to your hand
>>216362568This is better, same director.
How many years in prison would your GP (General practitioner, doctor) get if you died by his fault? Mine? I think more like 0.
>>216361747>Be Matthew Perry>OD on drugs>Doctor goes to prison for 2 1/2 years>Be Alec Baldwin>Straight up kill a woman and severely wound a man because you’re a fuckwit who ignores basic firearm safety rules>Prosecutor manufactures a Brady violation to get case dismissed, judge does so with prejudice so you can’t be re-triedCould this BE any more of a miscarriage of justice?
>>216361945>Ketamine is an illegal horse tranquilizerIt’s legal for human use with a prescription in every US state you imbecile.
>>216362357>Would've been better to say you were indian, at least they werent nazi collaborators.The utter stupidity and ignorance of the average American never ceases to entertain and delight.
>>216362462Imagine being an American and getting pwnt this hard holy shit
>>216361747Land of the Free? More like the Land of the Eternal Child that cannot take responsibility for its actions.
HER NAME WAS ROBERTA PAULSON
>I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need
> Mckenna GraceI assumed someone like her would be a fan favourite around these parts but it seems nobody cares about her career
>>216347828Xochee board.
>>216359612Who is this trashy worn-out harridan? Where is the cute wholesome Kenna of yesterday? I cry into my hands, an ocean overflows my palms.
>>216364659She really makes you want to beat her fucking face in. What's an insanely obnoxious attention whore.
>>216364733This but with Mckenna
>>216364384Why hasn't she shown her bellybutton yet? Reeeeeeee!!
That moment when you realize the plot of this movie is Steve Whitmire being gotten rid of so Matt Vogel can take over as the head of the Muppets while using an awful Kermit the Frog impression.
>>216362798it's different for puppeteers because to become a successful one you have to spiritually bond with the puppet
>>216362798>No one yells at Chris Pratt or Scarlett Johansson because they can't be in two places at onceYeah, but, y'know, they're not puppets. A puppet can do press for a movie while shooting the movie, it's a puppet you can have more than one
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>>216361317just /f/ things
>>216360229you think that's a macintosh
>>216359466Is this a Jewish Jewish?
>>216359466no, it's a rock band
>>216363499Like in Austin powers>a Jewish rock band?
What are some other movies where the villain is more likable, rational and intelligent than the protagonist?
You lick snizz.
>>216359960MORE TIME GODAMNIT JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME
>>216359851And I liked it. hope it doesn't killmer me
>>216359960ORNELLA PLEASE STOP THE MAN HAS ONLY ONE LIFE
It's been YEARS, how come these threads still make me laugh
>>216359960We need more time....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphans_(upcoming_film)>It is the third installment in the Orphan film series, and is as a sequel to both Orphan (2009) and Orphan: First Kill (2022). It stars Isabelle Fuhrman, reprising her role as Esther
>>216362432She's only 28, you sick fuck
why didn't they just recast the fucking actress
>>216362384SEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOO
>>216362384there was an orphan 2?
she's kino
Does anyone actually watch this? Or just the Homelander scene compilations on youtube?
>>216350642>I want to fuck the mute Asian girl. That is all.I can fix her!!!FACT!!!
>>216352566>why did they let seth rogen anywhere near this? or anything reallyIt's a (((mystery)))!!!FACT!!!
>>216352566He cannot be contained. Best to just give him what he wants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXkR3calhI
>>216364135i have terminal yellow fever but i fucking hate this bitch
>>216352049how the fuck would they do section 8? if you're doing hitman you have to have section 8
This was a great Klingon movie. It was a piss-poor Predator movie.
comes off the assembly linetastes like junk foodpass
>>216354182I went to watch it for free and left it on the first third, couldn't endure the marvel humor and the obvious toy pet which btw I assume it was essential to defeat the last monster I bet
>>216354182conan the librarian!
>>216354196>>216354227
>>216354182>Muh gnostic sloppa aimed at psyopping young women HARD pass.
>movies with great costumes and cinematography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaHtoaTQsNw
Literally what the fuck is his problem
>>216361254I would betray you chuds so fast for some IDF glowie snatchIn case any mossads are reading this, hit me up
>>216361559Why would you make a post like this. I usually just filter them out mentally but sometimes you just stop and think 'what is this dogshit.' Way too much dead air is filled with this kind of empty nothing dog shit posting.
>>216362922feet whipping in particular is a patrician fetish
>>216364633
>>216360898he was being an edgy bitch like all ancient romans were.After all they did torture jesus.
