JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAY
>>220824444lovecraftian even
>>220824784It was some really convoluted writing thats easily overlooked by how good the last season was. >youll get full immunity this one time only but you have to tell us everything!not even joking. That was the deal.
>>220824196PREVIOUSLY, ON THE SHIELD>yeah suck it>I NEED MY DINGDONGS>FAGGOT NIGGER SON>*dutch watching the latina get plowed through the window*
lynchian i'd remark
>>220824271Try doing it without a smartphone to play on whenever
why is there so little Dark Elf representation in media?
What'chu n'wahs talking abo- oh, wrong thread.
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>>220823256>getting psyopped into becoming white supremacist nihiliststhat's just called "life" anon
>>220822608You have to adapt more Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft if you want Dark Elves. The Elves of Middle-Earth are thinly veiled Nordics/Northern Europeans.
>>220826479What about the Noldor (mostly dark haired elves)?
What is supposed to be the appeal of this movie?>you have low t hahaOkay now that we've outlined what the child will say, what's the actual appeal of this movie supposed to be?The acting is bad (Arnold barely speaks English at this point and it's obvious) the effects are slightly above a channel awsome production, the fight choreography is mediocre at best and the plot is seemingly there just to be there. Why did this movie become some kind of cultural touchstone when it's about as good as fist of the north star (1995)?Is it legitemately just gay men lusting over half-naked Arnold?
>>220824153What do you think is the answer to the riddle of steel?
>>220824547To have low T, see them cuck you, and to hear the moaning of my woman!
>>220824153Its a sword and board fantasy film so looking for anything more is delusional, think about any other movie in Conan's wheelhouse and you would find that this is as good as it gets which is why it's lauded as the best. I would wager you went into this movie looking to dislike it and I also wager you are a slack jawed faggot
>>220824153Perfect blend of 80s fantasy atmosphere and style with high-test yet silly badassery from early years Arnie.>blah blah gay projection blah blahStfu fag, go watch Women Talking then
>>220824482You only need one.
Jouquin Phoenix's real name is Joaquin Bottomhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_Phoenix
his brother was named River Bottom
>>220825305Kek
Armie Hammer's real name is also synonymous with a laundry detergent brand
>>220825305And their half brother was Rock Bottom
I randomly remembered Cruise’s real last name is Mapother this week and I was like how the fuck do I remember that? Guess I’m just really good with names.
This movie was FILLED with creepshots of panties. I'm talking countless high-school japanese girls with dangerously flirtatious giggles, extremely short skirts, white cotton panties, and voyeuristic peeks of cleavage & butts.Like, WTF! Throughout this pervy movie, you'll start to question its moral direction. During each panty undershot, you'll get the impression that the Jap director was jerking off during each scene. I mean, I was too—but that's beside the point.
how the grinch stole christmas is surprisingly sexual at some parts
>>220824754Odd, because Ron Howard is notoriously gay when it comes to filming (here's a guy who casts Ana de Armas and Sydney Sweeney and shows the men naked non stop. Won't even mention Far & Away or Backdraft.)
>>220824359you do realize this was directed by Sion Sono, right? the same director who made a 4-hour epic about upskirt panty shots
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>>220824859That makes a bit more sense now.
Anyone marathoning Spider-Noir? I'm downloading the torrent now. Will I like it? What will I think about it?
>/tv/ hates cagekinowhat happened to this place?
>>220824898look for "BW" in the name of the file. Those are the black and white ones
>>220826320> what happenedthey drown where others swim
>>220823613it's WMAF kino
are you all fucking braindead? This is so far show of the year and only knight and dtf st louis come close
Damn....what could have been?
he's so cute
He's not a bong
Never noticed his lack of upper lip
>>220825614he looks old for 30
>>220825975YOU WANT ME TO WEET YOUR IK? I'LL WEET YOUR FUCKING IK!
>I, um, I need your help. I am getting ready for a date. The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store and he comes from a race of celibate knights.
>>220826007Oh Jesus, they’re really digging their heels in on that one. My only guess is it’s because that was well after the crowd who got worked up by “Principal and the Pauper” had already bounced, so it’s only the diehards left who will just roll with whatever as long as there’s Simpsons characters running around.
>>220825815>CBG is the only caucasian person in that imageSpringfield has fallen.
>>220825815I must have missed the episode where a shark bit off her legs.
>>220826093Yeah, they do DEI in cartoons even now. Go watch a new Family Guy or Simpsons and pay attention to the background characters.
>>220825830He is a self-employed guy he's not a pathetic jobless NEET.
>thinks nobody has to pay for food at the grocery store
>>220823469>>220824515Yeah, the muslim hardliners (i.e. opportunistic militia) really fucked the religion. If it wasn't for 1979 the Middle East could've been just as normal as everywhere else instead of being run by bloodthirsty nutjobs.
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>>220821813>seething so hard he didn't realize the timer was running out
>>220819210Wait, they made a Princess Trainer movie??!!
>>220819583stop posting this pic from a good show with your vulgar porn addict coal, this is like the third or fourth timego jerk off already. you have my permission
I had the right to remain silent, but I didnt have the ability.
>>220825319up until that point you really didn't have many comedians doing anything like that.99% of comedy was barely jokes told by jews in suits.>have you ever heard about the peanuts on planes? you only get like 5! crazy right guys!?
>>220825319you can type "shit" here; your mom isn't looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGXSdg0hEY
>>220825319Cocaine.
>>220823082>>220825299He said a Volvo and sit-ups, not bus and pushups. Retard tourists.
>I don't answer shitskinsWhat did Ray mean by this?
>>220823254>without punishmentHe's been to jail
>>220801313If you have porn, crime and interest on loans you have jews.
is this just reacher (and everybody clapped) scenes but with a small bald guy instead of a juiced up gorilla?
>>220799482She looks like a fucking mutant there. Aged well
>>220792046I feel like this show is just "look how cool I am"
>Chocolate cake, Game Boy, and me. Which would you like first?What is the correct response here?
>>220818053Based kiddo.
>>220825970>what's wrong with that?Look where the fuck you are kid.
>>220821500She'd probably choose the cake?
>>220826224And? Not literally everyone on /tv/ has the exact same tastes. 4chan is not a hivemind.
>>220817555This. American Gothic is the good twin peaks-ish show from that time to check out instead.
what did they add
>>220811710This is what I was going to say because Im also a zoomzoom and the word is funny.
>>220825905>just trust me bro everyone knowsheh, knew you wouldnt
>>220811446fpbp
>>220811465[Anon, 2026-29-05]now go suck a dick and eat shit
>>220821894>25 year old man from 1999 is now 52 years oldBREAKING NEWS
>amazing performances, basically the career-best performances from every lead actor involved (gosling, cooper, mendes - especially mendes, damn)>unique and bold way of storyelling: three different stories with different characters and storylines spanning decades, genuinely shocking twists and plot turns that subvert expectations in a smart way>doesn't rely on action - only major scene of violence is brief and quick, but has huge consequences for every character for the rest of the movie>ultra-realistic filmmaking style, feels like you're actually there with these characters in every scene, very immersive, i actually felt like i was watching real people talk, especially act 1 between gosling and mendes, felt like real people (not surprised they got married because of this movie)>deep themes about fatherhood and masculinity in a very mature and intelligent way, not woke or judgemental in the slightest>act 1 is pretty much the most perfect segment of any film i've ever seen in my life, while it is essential for the rest of the film, it also works as a stand-alone short-film (anyone that's seen it knows what i mean)>amazing music, cinematography, camerawork, direction, lighting, etc. Basically just a gorgeous film in every regard, a perfect synthesis between arthouse and mainstreamGenuinely shocked at how underrated this film is. I legit think it's one of the best films ever made, and I can't believe how overlooked it is. Most people don't even rate it as one of the best films of 2012. Insane.
>>220824571>>220825925Thanks for spoiling it>>220825964Wow that's so helpful and insightful
>>220826197In the scene with Greenwood you can see he instantly gets pissy and passive aggressive when he realizes Greenwood doesn't just blindly buy his story. He's not an evil villain but he's clearly a careerist and a schemer. Everything he does is to further his career, which leaves him hollow and this imprints on his son who is left unable to relate to him. I like the last scene of them when Bradley Cooper wins the elections and gives his speech and his son is standing behind him and just seeing him from behind instead of standing next to him. It's really good filmmaking in my opinion.
Always thought it was weird that Robin spoke so highly of Luke to his son when Luke treated him like shit.
>>220826318He was a really affable guy and seemed to have some understanding from where Luke was coming from that made it possible for him to overlook this. It might also be nostalgia. Some people just forgive and forget.
It's in fact not underrated.>The film received positive reviews from critics and was a modest box office success, grossing $47.1 million against its $15 million production budget. Gosling was nominated for the Satellite Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role at the 18th Satellite Awards and the film was nominated for the inaugural Saturn Award for Best Thriller Film at the 40th Saturn Awards.>iMDB: 7.3/10>RT: 79%>Letterboxd: 3.8/5It's a very well-known and well-received film, you're just a narcissist who's angry that everyone in the world isn't celebrating his good taste*. What's more is it isn't a good film anyway, it's just another white liberal Hollywood romanticization of the working class criminal.>**Tell me you're an American Millennial without telling me you're an American Millennial by wanting to become notable for his consumption habits.
Where did Pixar go wrong?
>>220824566I love The Incredibles, but it is the correct answer.It is not a "Pixar" movie. It didn't bring in the sensibilities the other movies had. It is a Brad Bird movie made at pixar. It made the brand stretch outside of what it was known for. Outside the box films about things that don't normally get emotions. It's a derivative work too. It borrows heavily from Watchmen and Fantastic Four.
>>220824597what a fall from grace man.
Thoughts on Hoppers?
>>220826274It's got talking animals in and it's furry-coded, so /tv/ will call it kino
>>220826274A return to form for Pixar.
