wait that's his story? he's a fucking cuck?lmfao
>>223817158If you weren't in the wizard KKK as a Slytherin at that time he would have no social circle and he would be bullied in the dorms by housemates and out of the dorms by the marauders. He also had terminal chuunibyou.
>>223817150Blape.
>>223815113>he had a great capacity for love which is the most powerful magic in the HP universeThat would be true if the ending had been Harry and Malfoid btfoing Voldemort together, but instead it's Voldermort dying because he broke a technicality of wand ownership. Rowling is a hack.
>>223817158He's still a wizard supremacist that hates muggles, him and Lily's relationship was literally the "quirk chungus and most racist man alive otp" picture until he fucked up by directing it at her for once.
>>223817158Just doing what all the cool Slytherins were doing at first, then double agent, then quadruple agent.>>223817164I thought they were literally childhood friends. She only stopped actually liking him (as a friend) after he got heavy into the wizardchuddy blood rhetoric and accidentally called her a nigger in the heat of the moment after one of the usual rounds of unprovoked bullying by the Marauders.
Still the best Superman
>>223816035
>>223816052He was a really good Superman, but a really rubbish Clark Kent.
>>223816294it had already been surpassed by the reeve movies, smallville, the DCAU, and even superman returns; has this board been completely taken over by zoomers
>even superman returnsThat ranks dead last and Routh had to star in a CW show to clear his name
>>223816035You posted the wrong vid, retard.
Who did she make all these cookies for ? Is Rapunzel just a tradwife larper ?
>>223816513Consider me (her future husband) enticed.
how will they change it for the zoomer live remake? instead of cooking she gets a tattoo?
>>223816576should've been Kenny instead of this pozztralian cunt
>>223816576By casting a grandma in the role of what's supposed to be a young pure maiden.
>>223817125Almost makes me want to talk to human females.
>previously, on supernatural>dean we have to talk about dad!>what is that thing?>it's a djinn! dad fought one in colorado. they can make you live out your fantasies in your head>and now, join us for an episode where the winchesters explore a mysterious case involving people dying in their sleep with a smile on their faces! what could it be? keep watching to find out!
>>223816942I liked the Jessica Reaper.
>>223817072Rowena?
>>223815863fuk you din I have to drink demon blood
>>223817156right, Rowley's mother
>>223817156Rowena was one of the rare celebrities that looked hotter in person than on screen. She is super cool too. Would date.
Your favorite (mundane or supernatural) horror movie villain goes against them. How long would he last?
>>223816789They have weapons that kill gods and devils, I love Jason but he's completely fucked. Jason X might stand a chance as most of him is covered in metal.
>>223816789Are you talking about Demon-Dean Winchester with the Mark of Cain wielding the First Blade, fused with Righteous-Soul Purgatory-trained Dean, carrying the Colt (loaded with original bullets) and the Equalizer (The Gun made by God), wearing the Amulet of God-detection, possessed by Alternate Universe Archangel Michael while retaining full consciousness and control, infused with Grace, wielding Ruby’s Demon-Killing Knife and an Archangel Blade, boosted by Vampire-blood augmented reflexes, having performed the Cain Slayer Mark transformation, and backed by Death’s Scythe....ALL OF THIS paired with Gadreel-possessed, Demon-Blood-jacked, Soulless-Sam Winchester who completed the Demon Trials, wielding the Book of the Damned, fully attuned to Witchcraft spells from Rowena’s Codex, possessing psychic telekinesis and exorcism-by-mind-control, infused with Jack Kline's cosmic Nephilim Grace, brandishing an Angel Blade, protected by the Enochian warding carved into his ribs, and wielding the power of God-Sam after siphon-absorbing the divine essence of Chuck Shurley (God Himself).And I'm referring to Dean and Sam Winchester who have dying-and-resurrecting immortality (having returned from Hell, Heaven, Purgatory, and time loops hundreds of times), backed by The Impala ('67 Chevy with trunk warding and weapons cache), possessing Gedou-level Anti-Possession tattoo protection, with Castiel (God-stuffed or Archangel form) as their personal summoning summon, empowered by The Darkness / Amara's personal favor, and possessing canonical Protagonist Plot Armor explicitly granted and revoked by the Almighty creator of the multiverse!
>>223816789>Sammy sacrifices himself>Dean beats Jigsaw to death
>>223816789Scenarios like Obsession, Weapons, Insidious, Annabelle, Lights Out, etc. would be pretty trivial monsters of the week stuff for them.
>>223816789As another anon said, they're literally walking plot armors so they win against all of them. Even if they get killed as they did many times, they'll come back anyways and finish the job.
>>223816932Because MCU writers are the mental equivalent of a hemorrhaging artery.>Why didn't Thanos just restore Titan? Wait, he did, but then he un-restored it.>Why didn't Thanos just turn Tony and crew into chihuahuas?>Why couldn't 6 infinity gems stop Thor's brand new axe? Just cuz.>Why couldn't Thanos see that in just 2 more generations at maximum the life he destroyed in the universe would be replaced with fresh new life, if not even more?>Why did Thanos have trouble lifting Hulk over his head when he's stronger than the Hulk and Hulk can stop a rampaging chitauri leviathan with one hand?>Why did Thanos pull down a moon to hit Tony when he could've just straight blasted him with the power gem?>Why didn't Thanos just space gem everyone except for Strange into the center of the nearest star?>Why didn't Thanos just shift the rules of the universe into being a completely self sustaining system?>Why didn't Tony or Strange or Petey just kill Quill when it looked like he was about to jeopardize their plan of saving half of the entire universe?>Why didn't Strange just use the time gem to age all the invading aliens to dust as soon as he saw them?
>>223816962Seven??
>>223816969>>Why didn't Thanos just restore Titan? Wait, he did, but then he un-restored it.He didn't restore Titan, that was the equivalent of an old home movie. Even as dumb as MCU Thanos is, he's not SO dumb that he's going to revive his planet and his people and then just... un-revive them.>>Why couldn't 6 infinity gems stop Thor's brand new axe? Just cuz.Stormbreaker was literally designed to go up against an Infinity Stone-wielding Thanos.
>>223817041>reality stoneYour argument is invalid.>all 6 stones>control over all:>space>reality>energyYour argument is invalid. Stones trump everything else made in the universe from whence they originated.
>>223817104>Your argument is invalid.What argument? That is objectively and factually what's on screen. Just because Thanos can potentially revive the planet doesn't mean that's what he did, or that he tried to.>Stones trump everything else made in the universe from whence they originated.Eitri was a forger of literal god-weapons and was the same person that created the Infinity Gauntlet. If anyone could make a weapon that can shrug off an Infinity blast, it was Eitri.
Tell me about Tobirama. Why does he wear the mask?
He has a point have you ever been to a gym?
>>223809185Jokes aside you really shouldn't work out in jeans and a hoodie.
>>223815206Carlin fucken sucked.>>>/wsg/6240368
>>223803783Do women just get off on "ick"ing out?is the goal total encreepification?to deem every man as too gross and not good enough for any woman?
>>223813498>They're fucking lucky this Cornell gangbang shit is happeningthat's not helping their cause either
>>223817004The goal for women is to be ready just incase Chad walks in. For most men, they hate you and wish you weren't there.
Check 'em
check em
>>223817133
dubya got the dubs
>>223817133check these dunkaccino
Didn't he kill someone?
He did it on purpose, but subconsciously. Some deep and buried demon in the psyche of Alec Baldwin wanted to know what it was like to snuff out a human life, wanted to feel that power over fate and mortality. The surface Alec, the "good Alec," would never contemplate such a heinous crime, so the shadow Alec had to make it happen seemingly by accident and in circumstances of plausible deniability.
>>223814372he killed someone without firing a single bullet. only 2 more miracles and he'll be Saint Trumpersonator.
>>223814337Yea but it was a woman so...
>>223817090What do you want, an autograph?
>>223817111it was no malfoid.
haha thats totally me
>>223815359The entire world thinks you're a disgusting freak btw.
> xitterjeets founding out about +20 year old fanfic cliches
I would really like to see an extended epilogue of their life after the battle of Hogwarts.Could even have a mini spinoff outlining their time after the battle till the time they send their first kid to Hogwarts.
>>223803257this is turbo gay, I hope you realise that this is tranny propaganda.
>>223815752this is new though be real
Michael, Freddy, Jason.Who has the strongest overall film series?
>>223816784I do totally have a thin for 80's girls and I watch them every Halloween. To be fair don't always watch all the Fridays. As for Halloween series, Jamie Lee was never my thing.
>>223817003I like to rewatch the Friday the 13th movies during the summer since it feels more appropriate than watching during the fall season.
>>223816971it’s the point you made that friday has yhe hottest girls, as though they are hotter than elm street girls. they’re about the same
>>223817040I don’t consider Nightmare to be a particularly babe-oriented franchise. Freddy’s female victims aren’t having dreams where they get naked before he shows up and kills them. Friday the 13th has lots of nighttime skinny dipping.
>>223817017That sounds cool might have to copy that lol
Green is objectively the best lightsaber colour
>>223804261I'm binging the new trilogy right now and can't believe how hard they shit the bed after Force Awakens. That was a genuinely pretty fun movie and took itself seriously just to immediately delve into Last Jedi which has Starfighters soloing battleships, making the first order generals a joke, ruining Finn, fucking everything...
>>223810845HIS HEART IS PUREHIS BODY STRONG
>>223816936>I'm binging the new trilogy right now and can't believe how hard they shit the bed with Force Awakens.ftfy
>>223817000FA had a genuinely interesting pair of leads despite it being an Oreo romance
>>223817022
It was good.I didn't get any Street Fighter^tm references. I liked that they added characters' lines from the games before some of the fights or otherwise and some of the haduken's and soryukens were made to sound like game voices rather than movie dialogue too.It was stylized. It wasn't grounded and realistic.You could say some of the early serious scenes did that modern thing where the tension was cut with a joke.
>>223815588Probably in the sequel
>>223815663Well that's not gonna happen now with how hard the film is flopping at the box office.
It was fun. It would have been better without Eric Andre and if they'd gone a different direction with Bison but overall it was enjoyable. It's nice to have hot women in movies again
>>223816337I guess.Then again fighting games are like this. They do a sort fo story and ending then the next title is like oh yeah everyone is back and nothing happened and the tournament ia on again and here's some new characters.
>>223815548I jacked off to bombshell just for margot panty mound. My love of panties has no limits.
Dr. Pavel, I'm GSP.
>>223815880Gold and Silver Pawn Shop
>>223815322>ehh I do get to bring a friend that knows all about mercenaries
>>223815922laughed throughout and my family all died this morning
>>223815820You don't get to bring buddies.
>>223815322You're a big hoss
