>the writer's barely disguised fetish
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>>217480162>>217480286Alice is 12
>>217480330out of 10
>>217480368Imagine if you were in her shoe
Everyone in this thread seems really chill.I also enjoy giant chicks with giant tits
crashing this plane...
WITH NO SNEEDVIVORS
with YES survivors
Did Saturday Night Live go too far?
>>217477787Purity spirals. The impose so many rules on what can and can't be joked about you end up with jokes by committee instead of jokes by comedians.
>>217478692Like I know they wear wigs on the show but doesn't his hair always look like this? Looks like Travolta's hairjob.
>>217477787They always refer to it as some kind of attack, "punching up". It's not a joke to them.
>>217478718>>217478545I see, so if I say anything about a person who's Jewish and one of you retards derails what I was saying and discounts everything I said, I just have to go with it and never call you out for the unfunny faggots you are or I'm Jewish? Okay then, I guess that everything I say will be promptly ignored if it's about a Jewish person so that you can put the least amount of effort into being funny and everybody has to laugh or they're Jewish too. Kill yourself.
>>217477667If it was Sarah Sherman saying this, nobody would think twice about it. But the type of people who stan for Finn are immature and over-sensitive kids
Good thing all his suspects love confessing so much because any decent lawyer would have his "cases" full of hearsay and circumstantial evidence thrown out in court. Not to mention his habits of falsifying evidence, trespassing and searching without a warrant.
The mango vape? Ah yes, that shit is bussin respectfully, zir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn't allow it in our apartment though, fr. She's trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind? *inhale*Sheeeeeeesh, fucking fire, zir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.Oh wait, just one more thing my slime; I thought you'd find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn't any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. If I'm being deadass with you, zir, you're starting to sound a bit sussy.
>>217478067The whole point of the show is that Columbo doesn't give a shit if they're convicted or not. He just wants to satisfy himself.
>>217477167Love a good mystery. I was watching Columbo one night, at 3 in the morning. This motherfucker had me convinced I did this shit
>>217479903She's hot.
>>217479502Yeah, and he never shows a moment of feeling bad for what he did either despite Columbo claiming he’s struggling with it, when the last time they saw each other, Cash was smiling with relief that he was getting away. It’s a bizarre episode, and a really dull one. Next episode is fucking ridiculously silly fun though.
fuck france.
Best places he visited?
>>217478100Lmao
when he reviewed the 1st Robo Restauranthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tKrVS1rg8
Home Depot, rope department
>>217478013Eat an Indian restaurant tonight. Get the Pepto Bismal.
>>217478838Why do Asians have such bad posture?
What films would be great for smell-o-vision?What would be the worst?
According to Human population statistics, a mere <1% of the world's population either directly exhibits or even RECESSIVELY CARRIES the gene (MC1R) for red hair........Yet IMDB's own statistics state that between 13-18% of past-to-current Hollywood actors are natural redheads (IMDB, 187311 Straus et. al)Is there any good explanation for that? Are there too many redheads in Hollywood?
They cast redheads to put with black people to try influencing redhead children to racemix and breed out the rarest phenotype in existence.
>>217480358Why does Jews hate redheads with a burning passion? It's curious
Arthouse, classics, the list goes on...Womanslop edition.>QOTDWhat movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like?Previous: >>217433853
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>>217480299It's a humiliation kink thing.
>>217480384Any humiliation kink kino?
>>2174803692sun
>>217480253TRVTH NVKE
This scene took me out the moment.
>>217480401Act natural, guys.
>L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgiBHyKFgNU>The man who shrinks, a new adaptation of Richard Matheson’s cult novel, takes us in the wake of Paul, an ordinary man, who divides his life between his shipbuilding company, his wife Elise, and their daughter Mia. During a sea trip, Paul is confronted with a strange unexplained weather phenomenon. Therefore, Paul inexorably shrinks, without science being able to explain why or to be of any help to him. When, by accident, he finds himself a prisoner in his own cellar, and while he is only a few centimeters, he will have to fight to survive in this banal environment that has become perilous. During this experience, Paul will find himself confronted with himself, his humanity, and will try to answer the great questions of existence. The man who shrinks is both an initiatory narrative and a great adventure film. WILL PAUL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?OR IS HE DOOMED?NEW SHRINKINO FROM FRANCE OUT SINCE THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES RELEASED IN THE USA FOR VOD TUESDAY!
>>217471564>>217474246Retarded opinions.
>>217471409Warwick Davis biopic?
>>217471409French or English, which is better?
>>217471877wtfis this real?
>>217478565fatality
Alright, but you gotta get over it.
>>217479620QRD? I know there was some sort of drama over some manner of childcare scam with a politician over in America but I don't know the details
>>217480080Just Google 'Minnesota Somali governor childcare.'
>>217480080niggers stealing sky is blue
>>217480080Somalis claiming government money for children they aren't really taking care of x a couple billion dollars
>>217479549Yeah the fucking house in A Christmas Story is a museum that gets thousands of visitors a year. Sopranos shit would be way more successful
Was he a good Paul
>>217480148Ask again after Dune Messiah comes out.
>>217480148I just wanna punch his smug face
What went wrong?
>>217479150>What happened to JJ abram trek? Looking back now they werent that bad. They only made 3 of them right? Why didnt it continue?>First movie was a reboot.Solid reboot movie. It did very well at the Box office. People mostly enjoyed and were excited and hopeful. Trek fans mostly accepted it because the movie writers said this was an alternate universe. They were debating about what new part of the Galaxy they would explore next, and how the reboot would handle it. >Second movie (Star Trek into Darkness) was a remake of Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan.Exact opposite of what everyone wanted. People wanted Star Trek to explore the Galaxy. This movie was dark and grim and full of death. The cast was fine. People like new characters liked Alice Eve as a new addition to the cast. But JJ Abrams decided it was batter to remake Wrath of Khan. It was also very weird that JJ Abrams cast Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan. Even though original Khan was Arabian (or Middle Eastern) .The Original Wrath of Khan movie works because it relies on the TV show, and tells the audience that Kirk and Khan are long time enemies. With "Into Darkness", Kirk and khan had never met before. So it makes no sense. The movie underperformed at the box office. People started saying JJ Abrams didn't know what he was going and was just rebooting the old Trek movies instead of being original.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I literally cannot recall anything about the third movie, which is weird because I recall the other two
>>217479150First movie kino, 2nd movie slop and 3rd was mid. But compared to ST of recent times they were all kino.
>>217479150First movie was fun, action packed, and had lots of adventure. Also had some romance.Second movie was a huge mistake. Nearly killed the movie franchise. Very dark. Very grim. Too many people dying. Stupid casting like Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan. Confusing story. The few good points:- Alice Eve was great as Kirk's love interest. - Peter Weller as the Federation AdmiralThird Movie took too long to come out. Most people had forgotten about Trek. Story was also weaker. Better than second movie. Worse than first movie. Alice Eve was missing for some reason.
>>217479150>Why didnt it continue?1st movie was kino2nd movie sucked (Except Alice Eve. She was hot though)3rd was mid. Okay story. Not great. Better than 2nd. Some of the actors didn't return after the 2nd movie which was weird.
Hotel?
>>217469446He's a top 5 club manager of all time. >Mou>Fergie>Pep>Klopp>Zidane
>>217480115Yes
>>217469446I only know who he is because of the sexy translator video
>>217480119These are all just nonsense words you made up right now.>Gleep>Zorm>Friddle>Mup>Nong
>>217480115If you're EVROPEAN, then yes.
