Is /tv/ excited for arch-jew Spielberg's latest Project Blue Beam propaganda flick?
>>220389186>Ready Player One (bad big movie)fuck you
>>220391171Extreme over-reliance on pop-culture phenomena. Any person who really values the films paid "homage" by that disrespectful piece of schlock don't understand art. That ballroom scene with the dancing zombies in The Overlook is the only scene I've ever seen from that travesty and it makes me want to strangle Ernest Cline to death with my bare hands so I can feel his death rattle under my thumbs.
I have a theory the American government and media pushed alien/UFO stories as a trick to send schizos and people with enough free time down a rabbit hole that leads nowhere. It had a good side effect because it also pacified people who started to believe the military had ultraadvanced weapons from aliens. Meanwhile, the really bad things (Epstein and worse) happened, and no one cared.Hollywood is fucked now because it can't entertain enough like games or manga, so this movie will bomb..
>>220388988Yes.
>>220388988It's moved up past The Odysee on my anticipation list since the Odysee has been crashing and burning after the trailer.
I always liked The Devil Wears Prada because I wanted to fuck the cunty grandma growing up
>>220391236Hathaway and Emily Blunt used to be pure sex.
>>220391236You're a sicko. Meryl Streep is one of the ugliest hags in hollywood.
>>220391236I'm 37 right now and want a 50+ gf
>>220391376Anne Hathaway is still pure sex. It's like she hasn't aged.
>>220391236I'm a 96 year old man and I thirst for your young pink assholes.
>Who do i tip it?
>>220390925Just tap your phone sir.
>>220390925Tip it to SneedE you stupid Chuck
>>220391640I like the way he handles the lettuce
>>220390925I'm gonna come inside and eat it next to you, I feel like we are pals now.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/08/bruce-campbell-dead/
>make a /hor/ thread in my name tv...
>>220391557find me some night24 and german spit gangbangs, anon
>>220391635>this will end up being their final collaborationdid they know
>>220391343>I'm not trying [to] enlist sympathyDidn't he mean, "I'm not trying to elicit sympathy"
so we agree these are the best MCU movies right?
>>220390691i don't get this sorry. i just wanted to talk about movies. i guess i shouldnt have. my bad
>>220390703The first guardians is the only good guardians movie. Iron man is the only good marvel movie.
>>220390703If you hang around here long enough you realize there's no discussion and there's only two grades, shit or kino. Not really any point in browsing this board. Bottled woke reddit is unironically better, but don't subject yourself to that painful degradement either but rather find enjoyment in solitude
>>220390545I can't get into the second one. I'd switch it with winter soldier.
>>220390545 Have to go on a mission to save a wounded/sick raccoon >Have to go on a mission to save a wounded/sick KryptoHow are there still people who haven't cought on that this guy's a hack?
if the books ever comes out, what physical/personality changes do you expect for jon ?
who needs sleep? sleep is for pussies!
>>220390118Isn’t it because Tyrion tells her to get lost and plays it in kind of a dickish way so she’ll actually leave
>>220390992You want the good sleep, but you need the bad pusy
>>220391508she manipulated tyrion into doing that. it was her plan all along.
POPPA BEAR!
Is it shit?
>>220391648It always has been. I hate reading this tripe in high school.
interestingly this actually happened IRL and the kids didn't turn on each other
>>220391675Yeah. Come to think of it this book was just totalitarian propaganda.
He humbled the goyim.
>>220387357Yeah but the main points of pesach, purim and Hanukkah are about massacring our enemies. I wish our major holidays were less bloodthirsty and miserable
>>220386390My issues with this film>Moses never reacts to the death of his foster father>Jewish slaves are old, which is stupidly manipulative>Moses wife, sister, and brother do not say or do anything in the second half of the movie, which issue because they make a big thing about his wife following him back to Egypt
>>220387419One day, I will find a way to kill god
>>220387190> No, we can let the poor heckin arabs get culled by jews How about we let them glass it instead of forcing them to stop and importing a bunch of third worlders.
Reminder that DreamWorks made one of the worst movies ever
>Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland which was designed as a Sequel's Era only theme park, has now shifted and has the Sequel Trilogy exist only as a single ride and replaced all the cast members with Original Trilogy characters>According to a source close to Lucasfilm, we now believe that the final season of Ahsoka (as confirmed in recent interviews) is Filoni’s last chance to get ratings for this era of Star Wars. If it does not get ratings, the plan told to us is that there will be a “mini-project” to wrap up the Mandoverse and pivot back to the original Star Wars characters.>Disney executives have impressed upon Dave Filoni that the Sequel Trilogy needs to be “branched off”>The way to do that, we believe based on conversations, is for Ahsoka to interact with the “World Between Worlds” in a way that makes the Kathleen Kennedy Sequel Trilogy exist in its own timeline separate from the rest of Star Wars. We have been told more details, but are refraining from providing the info in order to not spoil possible future stories.It's actually fucking happening
i dont even like star wars. i just like watching them fuck up something they spent billions of dollars on. shit im a retard and i could have slam dunked it
>>220389361Literally anyone could have put together a simple outline for a trilogy. I love Star Wars but it's basically Joseph Campbell by the numbers.
>>220372768She looks like a sexy little elf.
i like andor
>>220389386It's actually a remake of Hidden Fortress. What was so fun and, arguably revolutionary, was that it was made into a sci-fi movie. Campbell pretentiousness came after probably by some retarded journalist.
We are now going into the fourth season of "Futurama's third un-cancelation" and it looks like this time it's just going to stay on the air forever in spite of no one on earth watching it anymore, like Bob's Burgers or American DadI have never encountered a single person that's seen a single episode of this incarnation, and that's in spite of the fact that everyone seems to have watched the middling Comedy Central revival seasonsHow do studio economics even work anymore?
>>220389956the writers are painfully unfunny. the "number world" episode had all the recipes for being an absolute classic and it was fucking AWFUL. the number station bit where Leela looks at the camera, in this very weird and unfamiliar pose to the show I might add, where she tells the audience that "number stations are a real phenomenon" and then tells the audience to "google it" was just so out of place.I checked Google Trends for "number station" and there was ZERO uptick when the episode released kek (I assume that's what the writer was trying to do). totally irrelevant show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RswZkSrAQEthis was pick futurama
>>220390451Golden age on Fox, silver age on TBS with the occasional platinum episode. Most shows aren’t lucky enough to have a run of either caliber. The past few seasons have been pretty mediocre and this new one on Fox is pretty hit or miss. Pool party season premiere was garbage, Flume episode is good, Camera Stan is garbage, Hero Mertz and Chinatown treasure were fine, the others are forgettable.
>>220389992>write off losses in taxes>eventually sell studio and move to another business venture to destroy and sell off assets for profitAwesome. Awesome to the max.
>>22039045112 is the GOAT. It's probably got 4-5 of my top 10 eps
I thought you guys were just joking but this is literally quirk chungus the movie. How is it so highly praised?
>>220388572Based and positivity pilled
Reminded me of this movie
>>220390822Did you miss the "pt2" yes that was absolute trash. The first one was good true, pt2 turned it into saw but with furries
>>220390508>last ditch effort to save humanity from a slow environmental death>goofy faceless sidekick that can only communicate in text-to-speech
>>220390508The only similarity with District 9 is there is an alien who becomes a sympathetic character. To have the same theme, there would have to be some larger contact and conflict between humans and Eridians, where everyone besides Goose is prejudiced toward them or something. That's definitely not what it's about
>old foid statutorily rapes sensitive young man>surprise, she killed jews, so he hears as a young lawyer at her trial>actually she didn't, she's illiterate but gets convicted and sent to prison because it's better than admitting to being illiterate>raped young man is old and feels bad and sends her audiobooks>she learns to read, kills herself, and gives all her money to a rich jewcraziest movie plot
>>220388312>sends her audiobooks>she learns to readhuh?
>>220390950Outer Range.The show had a great premise and cast but got cancelled after two seasons.
>>220391072I will check it out, seems my jam
>>220391072It seems that the other anon got it right, it's actually Age Out, the beautiful actress Imoge Pots is in Outer Range too.
>>220390982Thank you, that's my jam!
What's the lesson from this film?Don't pick up phones from phone booths? Well they don't exist anymore so no fear of that.
The lesson is you don't need more than one location for a great movie.
Kroger sutherland’s voice elevates a shitty script by an entire letter grade
>>220391320The lesson I got from this movie is always have a plan C.
>>220391320Never answer the phone if you don't know who's calling.
>>220391320Not every story needs a blunt moral message, sometimes you can just watch some entertaining shit happen.
When was the first time you watched Top Model
>>220391041I thought your performance in it was superb
>>220391090Thanks man. The months of studying you really helped.
>>220391489I'm so proud of you my son.
