Didn't expect that ending at all. Of course, German guilt ruins another movie.Anons kept talking about a twist, something about spies and Apocalypse Now, and I watched it expecting that they were the spies, and would execute the dude on sight, who had lost his mind in the course of the war and was doing horrific shit in the name of the Reich.In the end, it was nothing like that. Can't say it's a bad film, it has its merits, and I enjoyed the ride, but the ending kind of ruined my expectations in a way that left a bitter taste. 7/10.
>>217127397I prefer the Russian version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soRIjIJAUfA
Remember that this nigga Vader died around the same time a fat slug did in the desert. Jerec died the year after. Thrawn died 5 years after him. Veers and Palpatine died 6 years after him. Exar Kun's spirit was vanquished 7 years after him. A'Sharad Hett died 134 years after him.The Yuuzhan Vong/Jacen Solo arc is another story.Natasi Daala, Aurra Sing, and Boba Fett are still alive and well and roaming somewhere in the galaxy. Maybe Voolvif Monn is alive, too.We don't count Canons in this thread. It's Legends/EU only and always will be.
>>217127306Your post is overcompensatory LARP to anyone who has easy access to sex.
>>217127474Real sex anon, not just with your hand.
>>217127471>errm ackshually Why don't you go eat out of a toilet, you little shit?
>>217127481Duhhh.
>>217127306>dump a load in my wife>read this>poster probably doesn’t even have a steady girlfriend Legends>>>>>”canon”. Cope/seethe/dial 8 troon. Also nigga…. Sex has never been easier.
Flopiosa
>>217126155low class buzzwords Midwit it is.
>>217116118Literal crime against humanity The whole surgery team should be in jail
>>217114979I'm a total sucker for women with a color streak in their hair.If I were and animal, I'd get eaten in a day.
>>217116118Looks like she's just thinner and lost the baby fat on her face. And she's sucking in her cheeks for the camera to make her jawline more defined.
>>217120289Because he kidnapped Matrix's daughter to try to force him to murder someone. Now let off some steam Bennet.
What's up with H. Jon Benjamin and Kristen Schaal in the last episode? They sound really out of character.
Wtf its actually a good movie
>>217123488In 2003 downtown Tokyo there were plenty of Anglosphere tourists bankers or teachers who spoke English
>>2171265501. true, it should have been set in boston2. Boston should have been filled with 7 foot tall nips speaking perfect Engrish without the slightest hint of a jappo accent3. they should all have been crying, singing, laughing and dancing while shouting constantly and dancing flamenco4. Bill Murray should have been played by a dwarf and the jap in the lift should have been an 8 foot tall young jap girl on stilts making her 10 feet tall, bent double at the waist and she's wearing cool relaxed beach wear in the middle of the city5. Bill Murray the dwarf should have played the part of a boring businessman with loads of friends surrounded by all his loved ones at all time like a fucking Mexican soap opera - and he was in Boston because he was a homeless drug aedict6. the director for the ad no longer featuring Bill Murray should have been a psychic mind reader directorial savant with a thousand percent genius and the artistic ability of van gogh and ruben rolled into one7. Bill Murray the homeless drug addict should have been over the moon on a perpetual second by second basis that he was ALLOWED TO RIDE IN A LIFT8. scarlet Johnson should have been a genius rocket scientist poet author spy assassin power lifter aged 78 while bill Murray was 15 and shit himself constantly9. everyone else should say the most boring dogshit possible and bill Murray and scarlet Johnson should never once look at each other throughout the entire filmfucking kill yourself before someone does it for you you fucking mental freak cunt
>>217126607by 2025 we're going to be units, replaceable like parts of a machine, and closer to battery chickens than even pets or zoo animals. smallest possible living space, feed instead of food, with limited cognitive function due to under/over stimulation and offloading to machines. beyond that 2100 is more or less the end of anything that resembles humanity. it's going to be more like the future depicted in the time machine, but purposefully directed to that state.
>>217126686>black rainlooks like a shitty movie Bill Murray’s character from Lost in Translation would have starred in
>>217123433Is it true Sophia wore the undies to model them for Scarlett to convince her it was a good shot? Pretty sure she'd have to wash them and i wonder what happend to them when they were done filming
Whats with prison movies and always making the guards villains? Prisoners are all amoral mongrels who chose to do wrong, the guards if anything have a moral obligation to punish their evil behavior and personalities. Beating or killing them is a net positive to the entire worlds ecosystem.
>>217126972>if I act retarded people will think i'm retardedokay retard
>>217120904Libtards virtue signal for criminals and project criminality on to everyone else.
>>217127008I fail to see how your flippant dismissal and a meme refutes what I stated.
>>217127139I already said okay retard, you want me to get the retard chair out also and put a sign around your neck?We get it, you're fucking retarded.
>>217126997Michel Foucault raped little boys. He's burning in Hell now, in the communist section.
why did hollywood pedojews threw him in the trash past teenagehood? he was an amazing actor
>>217124215>Leave him out of this, please.>I'm texting him this link rn.?
>>217123765best anakin
His sister is highly fuckable
>>217125716kek if shane could grow a more manly beard he would be a dead ringer for HJO
>>217124221>calls the cops "a bunch of slimy jew kikes"Haley pulled a Mel Gibson? holy based!
>gets laid>morals immediately abandoned
>>217126535I watch for he
>>217126060Women can’t “get laid” with each other
it would've been so much better as a weird apocalyptic lesbian softcore story instead of all the mystery box shit that is immediately rendered meaningless
>>217126060This show understands women
>>217126225Me too, except with young women.And then i would make the plurb impregnate as many women as possible with my sperm before it got to causing incest problems.And then i would try to fix the world.But now i'm worried the people will remember what i did to them after they are released
How do you make a movie about dinosaurs so fucking boring? There's been like a dozen Jurassic Park movies, you'd think this would be easy.
>>217123399Jurassic World Rebirth > Primitive WarIs that direct enough for you Bozo
>>217125486Your first joke was enough, no need to double up the punchline of>So what is entertaining?>The one from 30+ years ago... oh also of these two things I don't think are entertaining, one's better!Dropping your pants after the slipup really wasn't needed
>>217123438Very much a B movie. But it's a fun watch.
>>217122159it was top kino until the ending attack on the base
>>217126789Yeah, that was goofy and over the top.
>watched 500 million times on shitflixDoesn't this make it possibly the most popular movie ever made? I assume they aren't just counting complete watches in that but it's still kinda nuts
>>217118406>15 fps motionohnonono korea bros
>>217118456Source?
>>217126692it's better than 99% of animet. seen 500 anime
>>217124183bulimia and amphetamines
>>217118406No you stupid, dickless cunt.
What is the meaning of this? I didn't understand.
>>217126031you missed the metaphor about humans being like the bees, and that the andromedans were killing ushumans have had their tribes atomized and demolished and everyone lives increasingly lonely, isolated lives nowwe've had tribal collapse disorder playing out for around 70 years now. Sociopathic CEOs like Michelle are hugely important drivers of this, as capitalism wants you to leave your family to go get a job in the city or study somewhere a 1000 miles awaysoon no one will ever remember anything like an "extended family" actually being a meaningful thing
>>217119162>>217125154I thought about it for a while after seeing the movie and realized the message: You can be perfectly right about a "conspiracy theory" or whatever you want to call it, but you are impotent to really do anything about it and if you try, you will probably make things much much worse (as demonstrated by the ending)
>>217119201Yeah, it was pretty fun even when you know what's happening. The dialogue and performances are really fun.
Anyone have a good screenshot of Emma's feet in this?
>>217126451>alien gets a feet pic request>kills humanity
What's the scientifical explanation for why come Sauron didn't just make a magic butt plug and shove it up his ass? Then it wouldn't be at risk of getting cut off
Because there are like 20 other rings that it's supposed to control. Making into a buttplug means all the other ones must be buttplugs as well. No way the dwarves would've stuck something up their ass no matter how much power it would grant them. The elves definitely would have though.
Do you think she has a sore back from carrying the entire show
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>>217123628>the way she presses her body against hisfuckk...
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>>217123628white women are statically the least likely group to race mix
>>217127271
ITT: perfect vampire casting
Should Tupac's estate pay reparations to all straight people that bought his records under false pretences?
>>217125403They were always zesty. All of them.Marvin Gaye was fucking Marlon Brando. MLK had a homo "best friend." Malcolm X was the zestiest nigga you'll ever know.>>217125409>doesn't know what a beard isAnon...
>>217120913this nigga fruity
>>217121300greastest diss track ever made
>>217127329Everyone knows Marvin Gaye was like that
The hero of all white men is zesty, so they come to /tv/ and project
