What if you caught the Zohan banging your Mom?
>>217353837>Israeli man fucking your family Nothing out of the ordinary
>>217355735Bro don't tell me you wanna fuck rasputia
>yeahahha my people never belonged to that land noyes you live on stolen land and you arent from the original tribes of judea
tfw no 1970s tall Jewish Lanie Kazan gf
>>217356522Yes. Maybe with a less Eddie Murphy face but absolutely yes to the body type and black woman.
For a while, I was convinced that Rust Cohle was right about what happens to you after you die. If you could be born once, why not again? And it just kinda made more sense that you would keep repeating the same life. Maybe life is a video game, and the object of the game is to survive long enough to reproduce, and if you don't do that, you just load the game from the last checkpoint.
>>217360015Nah, doesn’t make sense if you actually think about it
>>217358489If you think about it there’s a scenario where JFK performatively shoots himself in Dallas
>>217358489I hate this pseud faggot. He inspired so many other pseud faggots to larp as the hecking based alcoholic true detective man
>>217360188Trve Detectives larp as Marty and think about their high school sweetie while eating a Hungry Man and what could have been
REGGGGGIEEEEEEEE
They didn't raceswap kratos??!!
>>217359717You just know a turdy wrote this post.
>>217359833Thanks for proving my point, amerishart
>>217351565
>>217359901>didn't deny being a turdkek
>>217351293Who plays Atreus?
This is the greatest movie ever made. You will only understand why when you have solved the Riddle of Steel
>>217350527>Conan the warrior whining at niggers feet, calling him daddykeep your DEI shit.no thx.
I'm more of a pubbarian
>>217350746Why on earth would you try to talk to a nigger about Conan?
>>217350593Isn't it basically a Kull movie?
>>217352469>>217355436Jason Momoa would have been perfect as Conan in a multi-season tv series following the ACE/Lancer books but instead, Hollywood chose to make a shitty remake of the 1982 flick.
why the fuck did she not choose them?they were the best. 100% goodI have no clue what I just watchedbut boy would I want a devil's food cake now
>"The Sun Also Rises" depicts a group of American and British expatriates struggling with loss and disillusionment in Europe following World War I. The story moves from Paris to Pamplona, Spain, centering on Jake Barnes, a journalist whose war injury has left him impotent, and his complicated romantic relationship with Lady Brett Ashley (Kirby).https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/1/14/james-gray-vanessa-kirby-the-sun-also-rises
>>217360088That's a weird pic of her. Still would, though.
>>217360088impotent guy munches her rug? Kirby ruined Josephine, another historical piece?
Vanessa Kirby is actually box office poison. She's what tv memed about Sydney the past year. Kirby has no fans.
>>217360088not this fucking hag again, she has to be fucking to get roles
Funny lil alien fella editionPreviously on /terk/: >>217355452
>>217358304:)
Based Ryge
why is everything a parody of itself now
>>217358229
>>217358175B L U E A R S E D B I T C H
Here’s your god-emperor of mankind
>>217360263This nigga zesty
>>217360263Why do so many men have such perfect legs for dresses? It’s not fair.
>>217360263
>>217360263how many times you going to post this shit?
What do y'all think of black actress Ayo Edebiri? Probably best known for "The Bear"
>>217358426AYO HOL UP
>>217358426Glad she made it. When I used to listed to Hollywood Handbook years ago she was consistently one of the best guest. Funny gal. Haven't actually seen anything she's in though. She moderated a Q&A with the director and lead actor of No Other Choice and kinda did a poor job lol but it's all good.
>>217358426I unironically like her. She's my favorite character on the bear (only saw s1). I enjoyed bottoms as well. She's a qt and pretty funny imo
>>217358426what an odd looking creature
>>217358426Plays cute in PR. Is meh, just passable, or uninviting in her roles.
Normies unironically call this shit peak
>>217359297Edward Sallow was in gay love with Arcade Cannon and cried when he sudokued himself
>>217359472who gives a shit about video game lore it's just a bunch of random bullshit anyway>>217359591yeah shame on me for wanting more original settings and less insipid adaptations
>>217358509Is this some sort of a revenge thing because Todd is still butthurt that fnv still is considered to be superior to bethesdaslop?
>>217359615Reminder that nothing belongs to trannies, and saying that anything does is either an underhanded attempt at conquest or a cowardly capitulation.
>>217359504you call me a redditard one more time and see what happensI've been here since before your faggot ass was born
soft disclosure kino like this?
>>217337646sure why not
>>217343614sometimes i use sound effects to make asmr bitches sound like goold and then i jerk off while having pics of goold bitches open.
>>217340977i liked him as the enzyme addict lost boy.he would have been a good recurring antagonist/anti-hero.
i love stargate bros.i love stargate the moviei love sg-1 (including season 9 and 10)i love sga (all five seasons)i love continuum* and i love ark of truth.i don't love universe, but i do like some aspects of it. i like rush. i like young.*i also like continuum because once i was looking to torrent it and found instead the time travel show called continuum and that was pretty good too
>>217359215Punished Ford, a man denied his enzyme
>grabs a single piece of toast>"we're gonna be late mom"
>>217359520lolno...sorry, yurofaggot.
>>217359697This faggot shoves the baguette up his ass. Sideways.
>>217359724:o
>>217358580case in point
>>217359467>>217359520you're both fat gay brown retards
>Movie has a token white guy
>>217360114Spiritually.
>>217359630Do you think theres any kind of thematic irony in a guy who pretends to be a friend or loved one for a living soliciting a sex worker for physical and emotional intimacy?
>>217359588I worked for some Chinese millionaires and when the work wrapped up they were desperate for me to come to China to stay with them in China for some reason. I declined multiple offers. Was I just going to be paraded around like some trophy Gweilo?
>>217357774no homo but this man is beautiful
chinks cant play guitar I got no future over there
>South Korean movie>It's about how capitalism is the worst thing everWhy is this so common over there?
>>217358582#7 looks cool what is it called.
It's because they're a few generations ahead of the curve from how capitalism has progressed, and in this late stage of commodification the individual is essentially atomized and erased which leads to depression and withdrawal.
>>217359783What does that mean?I thought they were in this trouble because they were in the late stage of feminism, and their first female president was a part of a Men Bad Women Good shamanistic cult.
>>217355862They will shoot you if you the to cross into the North over the border from the south side. It isn’t widely reported obviously but if you google ‘how to defect to North Korea’ there are tons of examples telling you not to do that. The two countries are still defacto at war which is also why all men have to do military service in the south.
>>217355808China insidiously overthrew their right wing government and is literally having the true president publicly executed opSouth Korea has fallen to the communistsIts another China puppet nowCommies always go through the media first
Instead of Joker heading deeper into the Vietnam War after his assignment with Stars and Stripes, he and his buddy Rafterman get caught up in a scheme with the street-smart Vietnamese woman they met (let’s call her Mai). But Mai isn’t just a sex worker—she’s a hustler with connections to the local crime underground.Mai ropes them into a plan to rob a corrupt ARVN general who’s hoarding stolen U.S. military gold and cash meant for aid. Joker, disillusioned and cynical, sees the absurdity of the war and agrees. Rafterman is hesitant but can’t resist the thrill.They form an unlikely trio:Joker: the clever planner with a dark sense of humor.Mai: the inside woman with local street smarts, charm, and guts.Rafterman: the awkward tech guy, in charge of gear, escape routes, and surveillance.The heist is successful—but bittersweet. They get the gold, but are pursued by both Viet Cong and U.S. MPs. Rafterman gets shot during the escape, Joker and Mai go on the run. Final shot: Joker lighting a cigarette in a dark alley in Bangkok, watching Mai disappear into the crowd, gold duffle in hand.
