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Would you marry Ashley Barrett from The Boys?
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>>220825750
i consider her pegging a nigger to be fucking a nigger, especially since I want her to peg me. That kind of thing is personal, you know?
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>>220824934
it was a good thread
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>>220825828
I hope you will get pegged by the woman of your dreams
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>>220826006
Thank you anon.
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>>220826006
I had it once, it was her idea. it just felt like a piece of plastic where it shouldn't be, seemed to excite her though.
i think a lot of porn crap are memes

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Isn’t Bonnie suppose to be 6 years old? Who the fuck is texting a 6 year old?
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>>220824630
It's probably a cope but I think jacking it to still images helps reset things. Especially softcore images.
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I have an 8 YO and a 5 YO and they have full access to internet locked tablets filled with educational games and downloaded movies.

They also have gaming laptops and play lots of games I pirate and set up private servers for them so they understand how to operate computers.

I also get any free book I can so have all of the awesome visual explanation books we all loved growing up. Right now before bed im reading one chapter of lord ofnthe rings per night and they cant get enough of it and use it in role-playing toy play.

They ignore the tablets most of the time since its not dopamine hits.

I did have to have a talk with my wife about what I consider dangerous; yoy tube shorts. Very quickly it starts to go off the wall and one day she just let them have at it and after speaking to them they agreed its a bad idea since you are not actively participating in what your watching.

I also told my wife in private id break her phone if I saw thst shit again.

It makes me happy when they read books under the covers at night. Taught them bith to read before 3.
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>>220826000
cute
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>>220820741
PotC wrapped it up in 1, 2 was like Matrix 2, could be good if 3 is good, but 3 turned out to be laughably shit. Meanwhile Toy Story 4 is a perfectly alright Toy Story movies. People should stop obsessing over trilogies. A story has a beginning, a middle and an end, sure, but within the same movie. Not spanning 3 movies. A movie can't be only a beginning, or only a middle, only an end. That's not a good movie by any means.
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>>220816226
>women shouldn't be allowed online, they can't handle it, unlike me, a porn brained dipshit

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How do we make this flop? Normies seem totally interested despite the shit casting, costumes, writing, sets etc
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>>220819323
Back when there seemed to be no real evidence yet of what role Lupita had, all we knew was that she was in it, no I don't think an organic and unwanted racist hate campaign could have created the biggest culture war over a movie since The Last Jedi without anyone seeing it. It could have happened, but there's something weird about it happening *to this extent*
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>>220825660
...except maybe Athena?
Awwwwww this is going to be adorable. The wise and peaceful Spanish looking Goddess helps the white family from white land. Coming to the all white suburbs near you

Part 1

Mentor to King Odysseus's cuck son Telemachus (he's a cuck because he can't do anything about the dude from Twilight cucking his whole family)
>At the start of the epic, Odysseus’s household is overrun by suitors attempting to usurp his throne. Athena disguises herself as a loyal friend named Mentor (hence the modern term) and pushes Telemachus to assert himself. She guides him to travel to Pylos and Sparta (black chick makes her only appears as Helen here as the wife of the King) to seek news of his father, transforming him from a helpless boy into someone that actually tries to get help

Protector of King Odysseus of the White People Kingdom
>Athena constantly lobbies Zeus on Mount Olympus to allow the hero to return home. She admires Odysseus's wit and cunning, seeing him as a reflection of her own tactical mind.
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>>220819323

DEI is an assault against white people. Self defense is not a hate campaign its righteous defense against racists.
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>>220825660
>>220826575

Part 2: the Return to Ithaca (white people land)
Look how legendary Athena's role is here
>Athena plays an active role in the climax of the epic. She empowers Odysseus and Telemachus during their fight against the suitors, deflecting enemy spears and striking fear into the hearts of the aggressors. Ultimately, she ensures that a blood feud does not destroy Ithaca by forcing a lasting peace between Odysseus and the enraged families of the slain suitors
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4chan culture being downstream of twitter now has been a complete disaster

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/got/hotd/dunk/ general
"They were fathers and sons" he said calmly edition
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I'll watch HotD but I ain't paying for it.
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>>220817940
luke is icsh
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>>220823625
I straight up feel nothing
Damn it’s over for this show
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ZAMN! Ned tapped that Nubian queen?
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>>220826666

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Whats good movie when you are fired?
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>>220826527
I got fired a few months ago and watched Nacho Libre after and it was good
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Irreversible
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Snood has generated billions of dollars in profits, what should her next major (hit) project be?
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>>220826520
She is so amazingly perfect and talented.
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>>220826493
Giving birth to my babies
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>>220826538
VERY
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>>220826520
She doesn't need implants, she needs impregnation (by me)
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>>220826493
Chin implant.

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>THIS SUMER
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>>220825403
>ishtar
In this imageboard we praise Inanna not some half semitic whore
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>>220825355
If there were advanced high tech civilisations that collapsed they would have left behind their moon bases for us to see
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>>220826121
Elam Musk
lol
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>>220825711
He already did Hercules. Imagine if he did Gilgamesh and Samson too.
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>>220826546
It's called the moon, jackass

Rocky fix!

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people rate this movie based on the atmosphere and cinematography. If you think about what is happening on screen it's actually not far from Room tier.
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>>220826368
I thought it was decent but it's not remarkable in any way imo.
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it's kino and I miss Johan Johannsson
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>>220826368
nah it's great, particularly the driving scene towards the end

>>220826534
me too man, the score for this in particular was so gripping
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>>220826368
I'm leaving this bait thread
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>>220826368
My only complaint with this movie is that if Jackedman hadn't tortured Dano, Jake would have never found the actual kidnapper, so the moral seems to fall kind of flat.

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Are we still sucking dick and eating shit?
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>>220826580
Is the joker raped? Of course we are.

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Alot of tards on this board bitch and moan about "historical accuracy" in every single movie that comes out.
Which do you think are actually valid complaints? If any?
I think these are all retarded

>They speak too modern (Literal not a single film can do this accurately)
>Nitpicking era/battle authenticity to a pedantic degree (The scotts didn't wear kilts)
>"Muh accuracy" over a good story (That didn't happen therefore bad)
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>>220826188
>I dont think ive ever seen a movie and then thought about the historical accuracy of it all that much
Because you're not supposed to.

It's only become a thing for losers to feel smart now that they have the internet and can Google everything
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>>220825981
Eggers is a good counterexample because apart from The Witch, his desire to remain authentic in every aspect strangles the storytelling. There's this lifelessness to his later movies as if he's afraid to venture too far from the authenticity.
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>>220826073
So it's gotta look like it takes place in an ocean of piss to be "epic"?
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>>220826455
>ocean of piss
I think the word you're looking for is Arid?
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>>220826455
So you would rather it look like National Geographic?

He deserved it. The murder of Ambrosius was by far the most tragic and coward in the show.
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>>220825026
Shit bro, thats actually really fucking good
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>>220823939
But all trump cares is Israel?
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>the entire ocean knows about one animal he killed in a private room in his mansion
>not a single fish saw noir swim down and break the pipeline
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>>220825026
Please understand, you must be disappointed by our predictable plot resolutions.
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>>220826352
YAS SAAR ALL TRUMP CARES IS ISRAEL PERFECT ROBARI. TRUMP ISRAEL LOVER JEW BLOODY BENCHOOD.

>Look dear wife and kids, I'm acting!
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>>220826369
It’s part of the hookup culture. Straight missionary sex is too emotionally attaching. Relationships are dead.
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>>220826369
The oxytocin flood from orgasm will cause girls to pairbond with the wall during doggy.
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Can you imagine dating an actress and having to watch her do shit like this?
Grim.
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>I'm acting!!

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>lead black guy is unsuccessful businessman running a failing store (pirate themed, pirates = thieves)(possibly also sultan themed, "We Wuz Arabs n Shit"
>shown to be bitter and envious towards a rival furniture store run by a white guy (cowboy themed, cowboys = adventurers/lawmen)
>mudshark wife left him for being angry, drunk, never taking responsibility for his poor choices, always blames everything and everyone but himself
>creepily fixated on his white female therapist, ties her up and makes her play the role of his wife so he can work through his anger at not being successful
>makes every woman in the movie uncomfortable
>cannibalizes and scalps the white "copies" while he's trapped in the backrooms
>has two white (girl might be part asian?) employees, the white dude is a pothead, wears a "end apartheid" shirt, black guy gets them both killed
>emotional climax of his arc is him accepting that he's angry, bitter, and the cause of his own misery and expresses that he does not wish to change, "It's just the way I'm wired"
>gets killed and eaten by an even bigger, uglier, more violent copy of himself dressed as a pirate/sultan
>actual climax of the movie is his white therapist trying not to get "eaten" by the copy, sexual assault overtones galore
How did this get past A24, not kosher at all lmao
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>>220822621
gotta let op know he's a fag
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>>220818811
/TeeVee/ rule number 14 :
If the movie has a minority or a woman lead I won't support it, I'm just gonna pirate it and never discuss it online in good faith or in a positive way.

Stay based anons, don't get pozzed
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>>220825913

Yeah, but they are saying the Black guy is actually the villain of the story even if he is the protagonist.
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>>220826406
omg my expectations are so subverted!!
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>>220824567
It's le dementia, another meme zoomers used to be absolutely OBSESSED with

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Has there been any talk of a 4th season of Euphoria?
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>>220825825
whorella is mediocre as well, but at least more attractive than Hunter
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>>220825869
Imagine being Sam in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Hunter Schaefer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old femboy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam from True Blood and not only sit in that chair while Hunter Schaefer flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his self-harm marks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that mummification. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HUNTER LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of enbies and latino femboys and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Lo'osiana. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before (except for Anna Paquin), and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam from True motherfucking Blood. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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Jokes on you all. I don't believe in equality.

I can happily shit on 90% of trannies and lust after the remaining 10%. I'm not a hypocrite. I don't believe you are all the same, so I'm allowed to selectively apply rules to one and not to others.
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>>220825339
The thing is, he/she doesn't really pass outside of heavily made up photo-ops. He is a giant dude with a big beak of a nose in Kinds of Kindness, unless Emma Stone is 4' tall or something.
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>>220826163
To be fair, I think Emma Stone is indeed a midge.


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