>hey sheldon me and penny are getting married>instead of me moving out of your apartment, you are going to move out of your apartment and I will take over as the main signer on the lease.
>>217002789Because having a PHD apparently doesnt pay much
>>217003184>no im just high and my brain is fucked from drugs pardon me im not an eslbased me too
>>217006795>>217006836>>217006883cant even defend himselftsk tsk
>>217003631I could see him romanticizing playing vidya on the couch calling it the true way to game. He does game on his laptop in several eps though, ie. WoW, Conan, and Mario 64 on that poorly coded n64 emulator.
>>217004389If the jokes were funny you yourself would be laughing and filling in the blank instead of the ephemeral audience.
https://youtu.be/lyMA9YvDxEY
>>217008072They're not halal?
>>217002461>>2% or whole milkBased>>white breadHomemade sourdough>>peanut butterChunky.>>saltine crackersMostly for soup.>>sliced bolognaGuilty pleasure.>>sliced american cheeseBased (for me it's pepper jack).
>>217002325>>217002641>>217003016What soup my knee grow?
>>217008072>”Ew yucky oil!” *texts barf emoji with screen effect*, spins in a VERY feminine pirouette and claps her sissy hands with long manicured nails against her rosy cheeks like a gay transvestite kevin McAllister drag queen lookalike and goes “Oh daddy please make it stop I’m so but greasy for daddy soup not this ritz schlitz! daddy I want saltines to salt my daisy!”Get a load of this mary
>>217008072>"Ohhhh nooo, not the ScAaAaRy American grease-sticks!" *he squeals in a voice three octaves higher than his receding hairline deserves*, clutching his pearl necklace like a Victorian widow who just spotted a factory worker's bare ankle. >"These vulgar Ritz crackers are BANNED in civilized nations—just like free speech and testosterone!" He fan-kicks his knockoff Gucci loafers in the air, his onions-latte complexion flushing as he whimpers, "I can't possibly digest anything that isn't organically hand-massaged by Nordic virgins under a blood moon! Daddy EU would NEVER allow such CRUDE OILS near my delicate colon—give me a quinoa crisp or I'll write a Yelp review in BLOOD!" >*Proceeds to deep-throat a baguette while sobbing in French*
Going to watch this movie on New Year's Day. What am I in for? Is it Kino?
>>216999221a blind monk priest guy tried to snipe a host for satan. was quite a twist the first time I saw it. interesting movie
>>217005547Both are good but 9th gate is more on the satan simp kino. End of days is christkino.
>>216999221Wet cat food in my panties. George Floyd.
Kino
>>216999221Thanks for making this thread, you finally reminded me that I have a copy of Millennium (1989) that I haven't watched yet.
>It's fucking KVNO Might be one of the best in the 2020's but it filtered fucking BILLIONS
>>217003129He sold his own organs and then burned the money in a microwave.
TIME STOP
>>217003129yeah but whatever company owns it now seems like they're doing an ok job (for now)
tfw no kuno gf
>>217001228The theater actually refused my money, it was so bad. Legitimately, they wouldn't take it.
What do you think of the new and improved Professor Snape?
The sad thing is that I probably would watch the reboot if Snape wasn't black. This casting unironically ruins the entire series.
>>217004096>Fall for his cute white girl friend>Gets cuck by whiteboy>Call his CF a mulato>Joins a racist cult Him being black makes the whole thing much funnier
>>217004096>we is doin dem potionz
>>217007092>Professor Snape, why are your "potions" in powder form? And why do we need to shout "FIVE-OH" when we see aurors nearby?
>>217007469https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767169385838127.mp4
What do wholesome families watch these days?
did people in scotland love this movie?
>>217008280Braveheart definitely inspired a wave of UK separatism sentiments.
>>217008280In my Scottish High School History class we had a swear jar and if you said Braveheart then you had to put £5 in. Everything else was like less than £1.
>>217008316based Mel enacting the CIA's agenda for Europe. next you'll tell me The Passion was made with the intent of incentivizing bible thumping to properly cattle-ify the peoples of America!
Why didn't Alice Eve make it bigger? Seriously>good looking>good actress>heterochromia>britishshe's the full package
She had a stick up her ass about showing her smoking hot body, felt bad about it after Star Trek. Turns out that was her biggest asset
>>217007046>The real tragedy is that she never had children.And you?
>>217002958That dog is me seeing her
>>217008030Wouldn't have been as great of a tragedy for the rest of the world.
>>217002007Omg she has homophobia
Who is your new favorite actress who's not in anything good or worth watching on it's own merits?
>>21700519210/10, would hold hands in public with
J Conn
Victoria Justice
>>217005516Total footfag death
How did she get the surname Lovegood?
>>217007434And she's aged wonderfully. No wonder she played a 15yo without anyone noticing when she was pushing 30
>>217007506Rape
>>217007321
>>217007434>>217007506/pol/ told me single, childless women aged like shit
>>217007307Her single mother was a Bond Girl.
capeshit
>>217007685That’s almost right, but the issue here is that the director seems to believe that racism is the root motivator and not just a tool that the elite use to manipulate the poor.
this film was so fucking boring that i couldn't even finish it, and not in a good way. worst leonardo dicaprio film i've ever seen.
>>217001844"capeshit" is a completely meaningless term and we should permaban everyone who uses it
>>217001844The poster just gets worse the longer you look at it
>>217003995How is that "both sides"? That seems like only the whites are getting shat on.
I don't get it
Did anyone ever watched these movies?
>>217007796Plenty of people did. It was just more run of the mill YA trash. Hunger Games, Maze Runner, this shit, all in the same vein. First movie did well, second movie did okay, third bombed at the box office. Third movie actually got split in production into two movies. After the first bombed they tried to make a tv show and it ended up getting cancelled before production started. All in all it suffers from the same problem as other YA shit, they put these random "kids" in focus and make them mysteriously important. Every central character in them is a Mary Sue. Whole trend can be blamed on Harry Potter and Twilight
>>217007981Hunger Games is honestly not that bad in retrospect. I also watched the new one which is a prequel about Snow and I think I liked it more than the Katniss movies. Usually the movies about villains are annoying cause nowadays they're all about how villains are le good and misunderstood, but this movie sticked to it's guns and was an actual story about how someone became a terrible person. Also liked that the film didn't have an overbearing grey filter all over it.
>>217007796yes it was ok but I prefer the Hunger games movies aside from the third split padding.
>>217008192I liked the Snow prequel as well. I wish he ended up with his country waifu instead tho.
>>217008254I liked how Lucy's tory was wrapped up, she just vanishes with no explanation, it's kino.
Zoomers won
>>217005376zoomer here this movie is called goodfellas
battle royale with cheese
Apparently QT was left out of the latest stimulus to Isnoreal
>>217005408motha... fucka....
So good
What's next for Warwick Davis?
>>217006547He kept getting stuck in the ball return, didn't he?
>>217007672No. A black guy raped him in the bathroom
>>217006514Kek
>>217005737I release him on Kelley's Island in the middle of Lake Erie and hunt him for sport. He gets a one-hour head start. I have a .22 rifle. Let the game begin!
