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Is soul real? Is that the problem with modern south park? It lacks soul?
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souls can't be real
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featuring delicioso baskin roberts iced creams in your show is a great way to ensure it maintains soul
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social satire is meaningless when society continues to disintegrate. there has to be some aspect of hope that things can improve. satire as a form of constructive criticism and optimism. south park presents us with all the problems and an apathetic shrug at the end. there is no message anymore.
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>>200061860
It's just not that funny anymore.
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the main problem with modern south park is how each season is just a 10 episode long episode, so that means any joke that doesn't land is going to be in every episode of the "season."

south park was always hit and miss, but now the hits are being strangled by the fact the misses never go away.

>just
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>>200061441
i dont know bro but it's fucking disgusting
>>200061592
the same one lmao
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>>200061005
I love bogged women so works for me.
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lol every actress in hollywood gets this shit, you only notice when it's exceptionally bad or exceptionally cheap. Starlight cheaped out on her surgeon and is reaping the consequences
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>>200061441
How do you guys not get this yet? It's a tactic to counter aging. They look like this when they're young so when they're old you don't tell a difference and think that they aged well
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>>200061005
>>200061614
Always hated walking by this movie at Blockbuster, the cover scared the fuck out of me.

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>hey released the entire the boys season in a day
my interest in watching it sevrely dropped

>I don’t think I am giving anything too intimate about my 14-year-old child when I say that he fully discovered his penis in his 13th year… probably earlier… but they became really good friends last year. I can’t speak for the sexual awakening of young girls. But I would guess that girls, who mature faster than boys, are at least as advanced in this way as their relatively crude counterparts.

Not only does he talk about watching his teen son masturbate but he then goes on to muse how he wishes Riley had sexual attraction and how there should have been greater focus on the locker room scenes.

These are the critics Disney gives preferential screenings to. Just unbelievable.

https://davidpoland.substack.com/p/thb-553-inside-out-2
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>>200059634
>"watchable"
>"fun"
literal shill code words
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>>200055085
>my kids
Leave this site.
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>>200059634
I watched with low expectations ever since that article about Pixar shitting more sequels and spinoffs rather than originals. I'd say the same thing. Not as good as the first one but at least it didn't really ruin the image of the original that much than let's say Incredibles 2 did.
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>>200055043
Imprison pedophiles. Launch pedophiles off a cliff. Hang a pedophile by the neck. Bring death to pedophiles. Take pedophiles out back. Hold a gun to pedophiles. Call the police on pedophiles. Ask pedophiles to kill themselves. Raise a fire under pedophiles. Murder pedophiles when they are sick. Strangle pedophiles at night. Take pedophiles to the electric chair. Like pedophiles dying. Remove pedophiles heads from their shoulders. Tell pedophiles they are disgusting. Refuse to pull your knife out of pedophiles. Hit pedophiles at the gym. Drown pedophiles at the beach. Go fishing with pedophiles body parts. Watch the deaths of pedophiles. Workout to assault pedophiles. Go run down pedophiles. Wrap your arms around and break a pedophile's back. Grab pedophile's throats. Eviscerate pedophiles. Lure pedophiles into bear traps. Shoot pedophiles with guns. Drag pedophiles behind monster trucks.
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What a creepy review. Why would you write these things about your child? You can just as easily write them as recounting your own experiences in puberty. Making it about your kid is weird.

It was recently voted the number one movie ever made on letterboxd. Meanwhile it is just a bunch of chubby koreans acting LE DRAMATIC, even though their chinese facial expressions are incapable of emoting.

>David Lynch movies aren't about the plot bro. Haha, don't be like cinemasins. There's no meaning, it's all about the vibes maaaaan.
>O.K I wasn't vibing with his flick
>wtf! You're too dumb to get Lynch. You didn't even take acid and meth while watching him! LAAAME. He's too deep for you! I'm gonna sooo post about this on Letterboxd.
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>>200059901
Lynch pseuds are embarassing lmao.
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The people who love arthouse films and the people who hate arthouse films are as insufferable as each other. One group are pretentious but the other group are obtuse. The pretentious group pointing out the obtuseness of the obtuse group doesn't make them less pretentious, and the obtuse group pointing out the pretentiousness of the pretentious group doesn't make them less obtuse. One group just sniff their own farts, and the other group go out of their way to shit on things. Neither group are useful, interesting or honest.
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> The people who love arthouse films and the people who hate arthouse films are as insufferable as each other. One group are pretentious but the other group are obtuse. The pretentious group pointing out the obtuseness of the obtuse group doesn't make them less pretentious, and the obtuse group pointing out the pretentiousness of the pretentious group doesn't make them less obtuse. One group just sniff their own farts, and the other group go out of their way to shit on things. Neither group are useful, interesting or honest.
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>>200061624
For me, it's watching pseuds rip each other to shreds. If Mr. Lynch can keep provoking more of that, then he's A-OK in my book!
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>>200059901
Lynch is primarily a painter, he uses film like paint, to create colors, impressions, moods, textures, emotions
if you expect them to be obvious linear narratives that tell a clear story with no ambiguity and wrapped up with a nice and tidy bow at the end you're gonna have a bad time
maybe just don't watch his movies, they'll only make you mad, stick to simpler movies

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>rich jewish family saves a troubled aryan teen from poverty and puts him to sleep in their mansion's pool house and refer to him as their son
Why did they do it?
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>>200061659
Jews are the most altruistic of peoples
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>>200061659
>puts him to sleep
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>>200061782
Based Sandy
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>>200061730
>HERE WE COMEEEE
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>>200061771
Sandy Cohen gets honorary Aryan status. It's what Hitler would have wanted.

What do you think about Stargate 1994?
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>>200060945
oh i forgot to mention that faggot emmerich cannot be involved in any way, shape or form
i don't even dislike the guy but his stupid catherine movie was total fucking trash that not only retcons sg-1 and the subsequent canon but also his own movie, what a dipshit 5head move
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>>200061573
Emmerich made nothing but kino in the '90s. Haven't seen any of his newer films, I assume like every other director he went to shit.
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>>200061573
Emmerich's didn't do that, it was some rush job MGM shat out to get it's retarded streaming service going. They literally gave it to some no-name college grad with one student film to her name.
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>>200062057
>her
yikes
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>>200062057
i vaguely recall emmerich shilling it as a producer or something
either way none of the people involved with origins or emmerich should be involved in new stargate
>>200061951
the last film of his i saw was anonymous and it was decent
he made a sequel to independence day that got mid reviews but from what i saw of it i enjoyed
he made that moon movie from the other year and i heard it was absolute shit and bombed so hard it probably killed his career unless he makes another independence day but iirc the sequel was a flop so they aren't pushing for a third just yet unless they can get will smith back for it

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How did a Senator and former Queen get away with being pregnant with bastard children?
Considering the Republic employs an army of genetically engineered slaves and whose entire modus operandi is economically dominating poor alien outer rim worlds I don’t think it would hold progressive views towards this issue.
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>>200059975
>Considering the Republic employs an army of genetically engineered slaves... they wouldn't condone a single mother
I don't follow.
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>>200059975
How did the entire population of Jedi never question Padme being pregnant and spending a whole lotta intimate time with Anakin? They really never wondering even a little? There's no paparazzi that would love to break a big story like that?
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>>200060193
Holy shit you mean all the weak minded ones. Lol you even know what you are watching.
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The Republic also tolerated slavery in the poor Outer Rim
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>>200061651
>There's no paparazzi
There is Papanoida

Literally the only reason im gonna keep watching The Boys.
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>>200061779
Niggquesha
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>>200061779
DEEPED
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>>200061779
midget with a big ass
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Cringe, I won't be watching. I wish they'd stop shoving the least impressive people in the world in our face as examples of supposedly amazing people. This woman probably reads on a 4th grade level.
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>>200061779
I still can't believe Amazon hired Gunna as a female Supe

Every secondary and tertiary character could have its own movie.

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where is he
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still recovering from his transition
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>>200061990
He's a fucking puppet you retard, he's probably in George Lucas's attic next to his Real Doll
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>>200061990
that frog looks seriously ill
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>>200061990
Minch lookin' mf
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Shuffleboard, Bocce ball, sexually harassing the cute nurses... he has his fun.

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i'm 16 minutes in the first season and it's already shit
> let's put throw acid on that bitch
>oh yeah she is a sup
>oh lets put a bullet in her head
>oh yeah she is a super
>marve tier level of comedy
they became what they used to make fun of. I's starting to realize that only season 1 and the whole thing with mister invisible was kino the rest is political gargabe
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>>200060596
does it get better?
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The boys?
More like the soys kek
Show for trannies
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>>200060574
HOW MUCH DICK?
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>>200061311
7 but its all the same guy
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>>200061775
HOORAY

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I realized it's all pointless, watching kike films, gossiping about celebrities, lifting, working, self improving, going out with friends, getting women, everything. You will never make it and you will never live the life you thought you would live.
The younger generations are realizing early how fucked they are compared to the older gens.
Things weren't like this ten years ago, but they are now and they will only get worse.
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>>200058285
>getting women
This is all that has ever mattered my friend.
I love women more than anything. More than football, more than cooking, more than television, more than travelling, more than reading, more than exercising, more than camping, more than the birds in the sky, more than animals on land or on sea, more than every starry night or rainy day.
I would write my lady friend with the blonde curls 25 songs this month if it meant she would gaze into my eyes once more.
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>>200058885
Thanks.
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Could be a lot worse. Go outside, crack a beer, listen to the birds. You'll be alright
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>>200058300
Kino
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>>200060330
There is nothing out there for us in the world anymore. We have no power, all we can do is shitpost here until the very end.

It's over

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Get a job, parasite.
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>>200061282
I respect him for putting faith in UFC in its early years.
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Him just being a LARPer will never not be funny
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>>200061282
doesnt seem like a larp


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