>/tv/... Sell me this pen.
>>217479820Saar, this is a marker.
>>217480117I'll take it
>>217479820U-umm...buy this pen or I'll kill myself
>>217479820Ok, I'll sell you this pen. Expect an invoice later.
>>217479820Buy this pen and I'll suck yer dick
>shrinking movie>character becomes captain of a toy boat in a bathtub and fights a rubber ducky
>>217478504>growing movie>"grow grow grow"
>>217478504>enlarging movie>giant baby puts normal sized adults in his diaper and shits and pisses
>>217478504name 25 movies where this happens
>>217478585this actually happened in Gen V (and of course it was a male character so you saw his balls and hairy asshole)
>>217478585>>217479447>>217480136
this was funny 70 years ago
>>217479958still is.
>>217479977Sure, but 60% of people today would be happy to be "only" that fat for the rest of their lives.
>>217479347Oh you're a real wisenheimer, OP... one of these days...
>>217480322Posters here are like Ed Norton, spending their lives in sewers.
>>217479958If he was a butch lesbian He could be in the new Star Fleet show.
>Mogs your TV/MOVIE related youtube content
>>217479044I only listen to his podcast. Which is pretty solid.
Are there any movies made by 100% real afro-american men that aren't buck broken? Just 100% hate for the white man and nothing unnecessarily zesty thrown in
>>217479351I (White) am superior to blacks (non-Whites)
>>217479351You can't REALLY hate yakubian cave apes without being zesty. Without chanelling that blood memory of generational sodomy you are just LARPing. If you can't FEEL the pain of your ancestors you aren't hating to the fullest extent.
>>217479351>that aren't buck broken>Just 100% hate for the white man and nothing unnecessarily zesty thrown inwe are all bucks now, my homeboy
>>217479351wtf is an afro-american?
>>217480341>t.timmy
Amanda Byrnes is now an Onlyfans musician
>>217476882That never stops them, they prey on their own as well.
>>217477957Nice filter, hun. Her face is leathery as hell.
>>217474999Amanda, please!
>>217479883She’s a fan of Sir Francis
Back in the day if you watched shit like Ricki Lake or Sally Jesse Raphael when the show came back from commercial the audience would often be clapping and doing this weird high pitched "oowa oowa" chant. It seemed to originate in the 90s and died in the early 2000s. Anyone know what I'm talking about, or what the origin of it was?
>>217472296>It seemed to originate in the 90s and died in the early 2000s.Yeah I know exactly what you're talking about, but it probably originated in the 80s and possibly the 70s. I grew up in the 90s and the annoying parents of even more annoying girls would do this at playground/little league events, and the kids would mimic it. I thought it really fucking stupid back then too. The parents probably did this when they were kids, so I think it was 70-80s nonsense.
>>217472915> they'd have their ticket refunded and be told to leaveI kind of doubt this since tickets were usually free. I know because I had a good collection of them. I would say I was going to be in town and wanted tickets. They would mail them.
>>217476908>>217477367Like this anon says, it's a basic children's clapping pattern performed at schools and camps, canonized in a hit song that's perfect for hype at collective clapping events like sports, and easily spread by mass media around the world.
>>217477956OP has to be asian. No other races make that sound.
>>217474545how many of these guys are dead from aids?
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217480024You know what? Discord is a less embarrassing friendship simulacrum than this
Do girls never get the ich from the endless girlboss propaganda that gets thrown at them?
>>217479821im 34, im a kissless virgin, i live with my parents, i work a low paid worthless job, and ive never even experienced anything in my life. im more miserable than you could possibly imagine. i didnt even know a person could be as miserable as i am without committing suicide.
>>217480453it's been a steady stream of it for at least a decade so apparently not
I know that it's not exactly real life, and its only a small portion of the population, but the proliferation of all these women becoming rich on social media and onlyfans just from being attractive women has made me a lot more incel in my thoughts towards women as a whole
Now that the dust has settled, which was the better sequel, The Lost World or Jurassic Park 3?
TLW has more Crichton in it but is disjointed in its flow. 3 has a more succinct narrative with interesting plot threads implying a larger narrative (the spino having a mysterious origin and the human bones in the bird cage) but is shallower. TLW could have been better, 3 was better than it had any right to be.
>>217480227The Lost World at least feels like a sequel in the same universe as the original. 3 feels like Alan Grant went somewhere he doesn't need eyes to see
>>217480280Based>>217480354Calm down unc. JW1 was kino because it actually had a park like the original.
>>217480354JW was really good stop being a nostalgia nerd
>>217480227I like TLW more overall, even if it does full retard around the time they reach the visitor's center.
>25 episodes per year>most of them kino>a few months off in the summer and then back for the next seasonwe didn't know how good we had it
>>217479758Me in the very back
>>217479695moron
>>217474748It's a show for Christian retards. The first couple seasons are mostly worth it. Then I would watch summary videos or read synopsis. Pirate the series obv.
>>217474356are zoomers even capable of perceiving the level of soul that lost had?
TRVKE: The LOST Finale was the epitome of KINO, providing the perfect send-off for our beloved characters, and reaching emotional heights surpassed by nothing else since. Only low IQ subhumans try to contest this FACT
Is he The Courier?
>>217479514thats Lucy dummy
>>217462810Really?Which DLC?
The Zetans are canon and they’re the ultimate bad guys in the show and the series.
>>217475110>Mictlān, after the Aztec underworld.HOLY KINO
>>217480191>getting some Mars Attacks! kino in FalloutNot with these hacks
Genocide edition.previously on /trek/>>217458229
>>217476362Kek
>>217480244For me, it's 05-865
>>217477279Too good
>>217480244Computer initiate holoprogram 02-957 Dixon Hill in "Lady in the Lake". Engage.
What's going on with The House of the Dead? Why hasn't Paul returned to "Real Horror (TM)"? Why hasn't he announced a lead actress that is NOT his wife for once? Filming was meant to start at the end of 2025, but there's been a delay for some reason.
>The prequels are better than the se-
>>217478559Who?
>>217478731Uhhh aren't lightsabers supposed to feel weightless? The blade is made of light energy and all the weight would be in the handle, which makes whipping through the air swift until the enegy field hits a surface, right?
>>217480392No the plasma blade is contained by magnetic fields that exert strong gyroscopic forces or sum shit
>>217478528
>>217480192>>217480313The guy who made the OP to try and drive traffic to his review video from years ago
>cryogenics finally works>everybody rushes to freeze themselves to be reborn at a better time>apocalyptic hilarity ensues
>billions freeze themselves>the people in charge just turn off the power>billions killed at once>Earth saved Offer this to India and Africa immediately.
