Remember Pestposting? Shit, remember how much fun we used to have on here? We gotta bring back Pestposting. Come on everybody, for old time's sake:I LIKE TO
>>224182674No one remembers, unc.
>>224182674PARTY WITH MY PEEPS
Le Raveguer? Post this in the art house thread where we post about cinema. Kino like this isn't meant for the masses.
also remember abatap poster is long dead
Imagine joining a free love orgy sex cult and still being an incel
favorite joker?
>>224182122why are you pretending those are the only two options
>>224182160what is the other option? killing herself?
>>224182056would
>>224182237so instead of just aging and NOT getting shitty plastic surgery, you think the only other option is killing yourself? kek
>>224182056She is great in dark matter.
>Father names him after a rival warrior he had just killed>Born with a clot of blood in his hand>Father takes him to distant clan to find unrelated wife at 9 and gets poisoned by rivals>His family gets abandoned by clan since they only respect strength and him and his brothers are only boys>Just his mom, step mom and 6 siblings who are all under 10 years old>His older half brother starts stealing fish and game from him>He arrows him through the chest and becomes a kinslayer>Constantly hunted by his father's enemies his entire childhood, even his own clan since they fear him coming back for revenge.>Captured and tortured several times, even turned into a slave >Meets another highborn boy Jamukha and becomes blood brothers (important later)>Finally becomes a man at 15 and find the girl he was betrothed to at 9>They marry and have a humble shepherd life>His father's enemies come and kidnap his wife, revenge for his father stealing his own mother away from them>He realizes that as long as he is weak, his family would never be safe>He calls for his blood brother Jamuka, who is a powerful clan leader nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>224181293they didnt have french support at the start of the war and were never sure if they were going to get it or when or how. even when they got support the first fleet they sent over did jack shit and then sailed away
>>224176020>>224176055>>224176218A pretty good movie about those exact events. I highly recommend it.
do you guys ever get bogged down by how much shit in history may or may not be just completely made up horseshit? i find myself not wanting to get into history that much, especially when it pertains to specific people and their life events, because they were so long ago that no doubt some shit has either been lost in translation over the years, heavily embellished or just made the fuck up. history is the ultimate 'dude trust us' knowledge out there, we have to just take the word of some asians that wrote about ghengis khan over 500 years ago
>>224183379It mostly is.Since none of it can be empirically proven you have to piece it together from sources that might or might not be correct.Almost everything written down by a human is 100% biased with almost all of it being funded by some bigwig of the time to increase their claim to power.
Charles II of England had a kino escape followed by a kino revenge that ended with Cromwell's head on a spike.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATimes you were on THE EDGE?
>>224178017I watched this once with my dad he is dead now
>>224178460Why are you this upset someone is comparing one of the worst 90s posters of all time to modern youtube thumbnails? I get what that anon means
>>224183078Wonder if he had a big grand slam platter to celebrate the big win.
>>224183111Upset?
I liked this movie. thoughts?
There's like 10 fucking scenes in which Gosling is crying or there's heavy emotional investment even if he's not cryingA fucking well rounded story with well written characters shouldn't have more than 2-3
>>224175580Enjoyable but at the same time forgettable
Every /tv/ thread about a sci fi movie is anons boasting about how they are simply too smart for everything You fags should kill yourselves en masse
>>224180770Movie was 2:30 as is Film has to appeal to the widest possible audience They were smart about what they cut and what they kept
This movie had beautiful lighting. Gosling was good and elevated the material.
>Marty, you will complete this impossible task in an impossible timeframe for me>Well, I, you know, um, well that's, um, no, I don't think I can do it>You will do it Marty or I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY>Marty goes ahead and completes the task with two phone calls and a 20 minute drive>Ruth shows up>MARTY WHAT THE FUCKIN' FUCKIN' FUCK FUCKIN' FUCK ARE YA FUCKIN' DOIN MAWWWWWWWRTY>PI guy shows up in the final scene>I don't want your money, all you people do is lie, steal, kill, and ruin the lives of everyone around you!>Jonah levels a shotgun on him>Well here in Ozark, we call that Wednesday>looks directly into the camera and winks as he commits murder>Marty and Wendy laugh derisively and clink champagne flutes
>>224183197I regret most of the time I wasted with this garbage.
>>224183197most obvious female writer take over
>>224183331I liked the first 3 seasons but the last one was dog ass
HE WAS A SHITPOSTER OF /tv/ !
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>>224181508>Sophocles Posca (born in 99BC as Schmuel Pinsky) is Julius Caesar's slave and trusted advisor, bought by future Emperor during a ceremonial visit to Greek Quarter of Carthage in 62BC.
>>224177707>but you are rival shitposters!
>>224183426If Vorenus was there it wouldn't go down as it did. There would be a lot of blood in that Senate chamber.
>>224183426>Applebees: Trve Appetizers for Trve Romans
>WARDEN THREW A PARTY IN THE COUNTY JAIL
>>224181257They suspended that in law in the U.S to go after Trump, remember? They didn't find him guilty of rape but they found him guilty of saying she lied about it. Figure that one out.
>>224183141But that's not true at all
>>224181493>America less free than China or some other shit holeCome on now.
>>224181629>normal to have sex at 15, often with an adult.are you in your 50s? This wasn't a common thing when I was in HS in the 2000s, the latter part I mean. I think last time I checked the average age of loss of virginity in the late 2000s was 15 for guys and 17 for girls
>>224183518I was born in 1993 and lost virginity to a fellow fourteen years old.
Captain Alex is dead.
>>224173803We lost something that can never be replaced...
>>224174332The story of wakaliwood is straight out of a feel good movie. An impoverished thirdie with nothing but a dream and a camcorder rallies his entire hood to come together to make a movie and it turns into a full on DIY "studio".
>>224173803I remember there being a locked part of the films website in which you had to input the identity of Capt Alex's murderer to access it, did anyone ever actually solve it?
>>224183510I bet it was Conan o Brian again.
Forsen Bajs...
did see somebody kill a mob boss and now she's in the witness protection program or something?I haven't seen her in anything in about a million years, did she get me too'd? was she in the epstien files? why did she just suddenly stop being in movies?
>>224183046Hnnggg
>>224174563The CVS thing fucked her career You can't come across as cunty and superior to your fans
>check out her early life>not Jewish...huh.
>>224174563She notoriously difficult to work with which is the one thing that will get you blacklisted in Hollywood.
>>224183046
Is there a single upcoming movie or TV show you're actually excited about?
>>224170724This. The bread is expensive, the circus is lame and preachy, and my country is becoming more third-world by the year. I've started working out, and I will be buying a firearm in the next year. I don't like where anything is going, and the distractions aren't distracting anymore.
Sicario 3. But they're bringing back Blunt and I expect that means - now that she's an even bigger star - that she'll be a hero instead of a zero like in the original, which is bad. Also, I refuse to watch her post-bogging so it's a dilemma.
>>224169715Life is Strange live actionDnD Doric Spinoff
>>224179581That's not a movie, that's a PS5 gam- Oh, never mind.
>>224176948Still sucks that Pizza's gone.
My Daughter is a Zombie > Train to Busan > Colony > Peninsula
>>224181912it's okay he's a bad guy (her deadbeat real dad)
>>224181877this looks like a tv movie, i dont know whether to be happy or sad that it did well.
>>224182312be glad that someone is still making fun mid budget films that actually draw an audience instead of every movie needing to be some half a billion dollar monstrosity.
I guess zombies don't know ball.
>>224183329Korea should make a Shawn of the Dead type movie. There's a Cuban one called Juan of the Dead
was anyone able to make it past the 10 minute mark before turning it off?
>this twisted old fruit here>I'm just as god made me sir
>>224178434>was anyone able to make it past the 10 minute mark before turning it off?nope, I made it to Nigels Clock Shop? I laughed a little at that. Was it clocks?
i think i made it like 30 minutes until there seemed to be a smart young female joining the band
>>224180786I only laughed at the fat bottom prop farting
>>224181938It's a cash grab. Not very funny at all, being a bit dull.
