Who would you cast in a remake of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman?
Anna Kendrick.
>>218425144No one cares
>>21842513150 foot woman? So.... she's a spider?
>>218426907esl
There’s a Brazilian film adaptation of Don Quixote performed entirely by actors with Down syndrome called>Down Quixotehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilv1QnC7R1s
>>218425795>They're calling it: Retard Quixote
>>218425755so thats why he was attacking windmills.....
>>218426624LOL
>>218425755So what is it with Down's? They just have low IQ or what?
>>218426883Damn, retards look like this??
anyone keeping up with the internet's favorite crackhead gambler?
>>218426751He can live his life however he wants, he makes for great television. I just tune in when I can and the writers of BMJ never disappoint.
>>218426113Crackhead gambler loses and breaks stuff, just YouTube that and you’ll see him
Idk why youre trying to make me feel some type of way dewd
>>218425701Quite poetic
>>218425607>poor parentsFuckers like this don't just fall out of the fucking sky.
Arthouse & ClassicsUne femmedition>QotDMost /film/ic woman?>BonusMost womanly /film/?>BonuserWhat is a woman?>Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgZMtz_7HcEPrevious: >>218380029
>>218425819Gonna be my first watch back home, been over two years since my last Mizokino.
>>218426292nicetoday I'll watch The Crucified Lovers for the first time
How about The Circumcized Lovers and it's two gay jews
>>218426313Two gay black jews, you mean, NIGGER.
>>218426313>The Circumcized Lovers and it's two gay jewsAlready made it, several times actually.They've also already made a movie about a "Transmitzvah"
No one fucks with Chest and Brock!
>>218426833People tell me I look like Han Solo
>>218426833Vietnam shits beware!
Where the fuck is Ringo you bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2k8EEmViLQ
Watch Daisies (1966)
>>218410500>>218404017Am I faceblinding ?!
>>218406855Innovative techniques of the past are today's ai sloppa. Sad!
>>218425210LOL
>>218425259It's unbelievably refreshing to watch old kino in an age of nonstop relentless AI.
>>218426768>It's unbelievably refreshing to watch old kino in an age of nonstop relentless AI.Contemporaneous cinema has been trash since before AI became a center-stage thing though. But I agree with the spirit of your sentiment.
>Can you sing, Master Anon?
>>218425690ALRIGHT PARTNERKEEP ON ROLLING BABYYOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS*DJ scratch noises*THROW YOUR HANDS UP*DJ scratch noises*LADIES!!*DJ scratch noises*THROW YOUR HANDS...UP!MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUTHANDS UP HANDS DOWNBACK UP! BACK UP!TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW!
>>218425690a b c d e f g now i know my abcs.
>>218425690HWEEEL I KNEW A SOUR MAN CALLED DENETHOR WHO COULDN'T RUN HIS REALM FOR SHITSENT HIS LAST SON ON A SUICIDE RUN CUZ HE WAS SUCH A STUBBORN BIIITCHeverybody now!*CHORUS*HWEEEL THE STEWARD WAS AN OLD AND FRAIL MANWHO SAT AROUND AND WATCHED TVHIS OLDEST BOY WAS TURNED TO SWISS CHEESE THE ORCS THEN STOLE MERRY AND ME
>>218425690>Can you drill rap , Master Hobbit?
>>218425690
>Charlie And The Sobering Reality Of Actually Running A Choclate Factory Day To Day
>>218426296>a server the size of a tangerine
>>218424945Me when I got promoted to manager of my team. I only have 4 people that report to me, I can barely fathom running a whole business and having a bunch of oompa loompas complaining to me about fucking everything.
>>218426444>Sir another fat kid got clogged in the pipes
>>218425865not yet, it's kino
>>218425865AI will make perfect adaptations of every book in human history with book accurate characters.No shit studio exec interference, no modern audience obsessed director, no message.
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/3/8/anya-taylor-joy-to-star-in-the-hunt-for-gollum
>>218419250It wasn't and honestly neither was Fury Road but i love her so i watch it anyway
>>218419083will she be playing some kind of monster?
>>218419250I love Anya, but Furiosa was shit.It had nothing that Fury Road had and was completely unnecessary.
>>218419083I will now NOT watch your movie.
>>218419083She got the call.
it's UPPPP Goosebros https://youtu.be/2yE5u0f3msE
5:55 for the cutest, most natural feminine giggle you've ever heard
>>218426119Uh oh spaghettio
>>218426095i like goose but desu this was not that good
>>218426784this is better https://youtu.be/VL7K1ZdNpRw
>>218426817Best sketch of the night
why is no one talking about this movie?? just watched it and was blown away. talk about a hidden gem
>>218419563It's a genius and subtle metaphor, so it's understandable that you didn't get it at first. You see the assault rifle is a Weapon™ just like how the kids are used as Weapons™. Bravo Zach!
>>218420738It's okay, she put a tarp over them.
>>218426519i dunno the mars trailer was pretty grim, maybe its for the best.
>>218423788...how
>>218421084You were based until here. Its not about winning or losing its about being objectively correct and dabbing on mitwits
>film set in 80s Middle East>Soviet Union was slaughtering 10% of Afghanistan’s male population>Israel entered Lebanon civil war killing and torturing tens of thousands>Saddam Hussein launching chemical weapons into Iranian men and they drafted male children to walk into land mines>film is about how mc is oppressed because in Iran they don’t let her wear punk shirt while she attends grad school for free>she wears western clothes anyway and at one point falsely accuses a man of harassing her to get out of trouble for wearing it, lesson is you can break rules if you just blame random innocent men to suffer the consequencesWhy don’t they still make films like this about empowered women dealing with male privilege?
Greetings from Kazakhstan
>>218426728It's the least-interesting perspective of the revolution. Her great-grandfather was a shah.
>>218426728>at one point falsely accuses a man of harassing her to get out of trouble for wearing it, lesson is you can break rules if you just blame random innocent men to suffer the consequences>While waiting for Reza outside, Marji lies to a police officer to avoid arrest for wearing makeup, saying a man nearby who had been ogling her had made indecent comments to her. Her grandmother is disappointed and tells her that both her grandfather and her uncle died for freedom and that she should never sacrifice her integrity.
When does WarCraft 2 come out?
>>218423722The fathomable truth, I only played the RTS not much of a big Warcraft fan but even I know this.
>>218423538Why wasn’t there a sequel? Seemed like the first movie did ok, and its not like there’s a shortage of material to adapt from the games (ignoring WoW)
>>218423419Warcraft is dead, so never.
>>218426636This and also fuck Blizzard. Gook-sucking, misogynist thieving assholes.
