How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217461157New Star Wars slop? Don't mind if I do
>>217460731They were oldlings, from his point of view
>>217461157This reminds me of Bioware RPGs where characters just stand stagnant in front of each other and spew dialogue with little to no bodily emotion.
>>217461247i mean, it's AI
>>217460731Anakin basically realized he'd just ruined his entire life and his only choice was to go all-in with Palpatine in the hopes that he was telling the truth about being able to save Padme. Anakin basically went insane and the only thing that mattered to him anymore was saving Padme.
Paris: prim, proper, acting like a lady. Britney: WHERE’S THE COKE? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SHIT. MORE COKE PLEASE.
>>217461472Forgetting about One Night in Paris?
>>217461472Well one is a heiress and one grew up in a trailer park.
>>217461472Imagine getting a bj from a billionaire. Shits gotta be cash no cap
>>217461530This.
>>217461530Op wasn't even born when the paris sex tape came out
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>217461643>>217461661And of course the posts are really bitchy and feminine
>>217461629i ain't watching the movie i'm just going by the webmthat's a bitch with fat honkers, therefore you're a fag
listen close and listen hardthis is the story of the stupid big fat blue bitch who can't stop chewing like a goddamned cow
>>217461670FEE FI FO FAGGOT. ANON IS A WORTHLESS MAGGOT
>from the twisted mind of jordan peele
>>217461375>oddly enoughYou couldn't tell from the dialogue?
>>217461885>a couple of underage teens can just sail to florida for 3 monthsWere the 90s really that free?
>>217461672Seems hard to believe since even when you think an actor is white they are probably a Jew.
>>217459455Jordan loves the show
>>217462050>i had no idea TRACHTENBERG was jewishSometimes you have no one to blame but yourself, anon.
Who is the most evil person in Hollywood?
>>217458692The satanists pushing trannies and sodomy.
>>217458758she used to kick old ladies on subways in France.
>>217460728Based Nat hurting niggers
>>217458692Your post OP. Eva Green literally collects skulls.
>>217458758
>please, Anon, just one kiss>just one measly kiss>with tongue
>>217461997Foul mouth. Not for me.
>>217461308>body language and manners of an awkward 12 year oldmale or... female...?
Did she really make out with Karlie Kloss that one time?
>>217460831I still don’t know if you’re supposed to use tongue the first time you kiss someone. My first kiss was initiated by the girl and she jammed her tongue in my mouth and I’ve been copying that strategy since, but I don’t know what’s “proper”.
>>217462072No, if you watch the actual video that that frame is from it’s clear that they’re not kissing.
Have you ever met a /tv/ celebrity?
We don't do THAT in Germany....
>>217459810Footfags are disgusting subhumans
When I was little my dad was a chef at a fancy french restaurant Sigourney Weaver would eat at all the time
>>217459810Why was that starfleet officer tattooing people?
Yeah, but no one on /teevee/ has ever heard of her.
Qt goth on the chase
>tats
>>217462051Lmao, this must be one of those "english roses" I've heard so much about.
pitch an ANORA sequel
>>217461040From the thumbnail it looks like well done AI Jinx and I was never more disappointed in my life to see that rat looking bitch instead.
>>217461980How'd she win an oscar for playing herself?
>>217461342>picrel but with TimmyMasterful>>217461040>ANORA sequelShe gets blacked and never goes back. The movie is basically Hairspray but with more nudity, Jews, and Russians but without the drag queens.
>>217461101i get it
>Only pursues kingship to get elven pussyHere’s your masculine archetype bro
>>217461543The romance plotline was really pushed heavily in the film, the books it was more of an afterthought. They included arwen in a bunch of scenes she wasn't even supposed to be in
>>217461986The Glorfindel erasure was terrible
>>217462002That’s the face of a man who knows the bride is not an unsullied elven maid
>>217461956To be fair Elrond was also brother of the first king of Atantis Hyperborea.
He had the ring of Barahir. He would've become king eventually.
ah enjoyable 2 hours
>>217460727>the ending shootout/chase was fucking retardedtotally agree
>>217459748One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
>>217459868The final action scene was too long and stupid. The movie should have just ended with Glen and Coach just accepting they lost.
>>217459748the movie was a ploy to catch you in the act(You)'ve been trying to steal the rip all night long anon, haven't you?
take a shot everytime someone says 'rip' and you'll be fucking dead by the halfway point
You now remember this. Feel old yet?
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>>217459437Did this kill all of their careers? Kate McKinnon and the sheboon were never going to have big post-SNL careers anyway, but this surely didn't help. McCarthy and Wiig were on the rise before this disaster happened and don't seem to have ever have recovered. Paul Feig unfortunately could have a potential comeback after The Housemaid was a success, but his career was dead before that came out last year.
>>217461462>spawn camping
>>217459525>retards thought people like that movie because of the ghost part which was the exact same mistake the first sequel made.That was the mistake the first sequel didn't make. Few ghosts, one proton pack scene, but most of the movie revolves around goo. That's why it's a letdown from the original. Audiences wanted more ghost zapping, instead they got some kind of sappy, goopy feel good bullshit.
>>217460560It stuns me how unattractive she is and how we had to pretend she was practically a beauty queen for so long>>217461533None of them were that funny. SNL was their high point.
>>217461675Is that a giant dildo? This show sucked hard.
>>217461364No cultural impact despite lingering around stinking up the board for 9 weeks.
>>217461675why didn’t libshits bitch about her not being a dyke irl? I thought gay-for-pay was frowned upon
Pointless middle-aged lesbian drama pretending to be a sci-fi show.
I liked it, but I am also resentful because they make me wait for so long until season 2. Also the main actresses are aging rapidly.
The never ending debate...
>>217458542Let me save you all some time. The Star Wars saga ended in 1983 with the release of Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Everything after that was just a money grab and piles of dogshit. A pathetic attempt to recapture the magic of the original trilogy. Prequels? Dogshit...Sequels? Dogshit...Stand alone films? Dogshit...Streaming series? Dogshit...Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>217459871Disney shill in the bargaining stage spotted
>>217458542This is all you need.
>>217461641whatever helps you sleep at night
>>217458542whoever wins, we lose
>>217457042$28.00 later
>>217460280so do you hate 28 Days Later then? it only has a couple horror scenes
>>217441078I like how the Slow Lows were completely non-existent in Bone Temple. It's like everyone just agreed that it was a shit gimmick.>>217442945>>217440939I actually kind of liked 28 Years Later but that's because I went into it expecting it to be way worse than it was.Even the Jimmy Saville scene at the end kind of made me laugh because it was basically just Danny Boyle saying: "This is what you wanted, right? You wanted zombie killing, right? Well I'm going to give you the most retarded zombie killing I can come up with."I can't help but admire that level of contempt for the audience, really.
>>217437799As bad as years was the teaser for more at the end was even worse. Killed any curiosity to see whatever movie hooked into that
>>217439246glued together by jimmy savile cum
