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>I called him a ponce, and now I'm calling you one
>Ponce!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>215839290
A coward, you are, Withnail. An expert on taming ponce thumpers, you are not!
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>>215839254
whats a ponce?
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>>215839254
I ask him what a "ponce" is. It might be something really flattering.
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>>215839330
Some ridiculous slang from England, it's synonymous with wiggles wam or crumpy wump.
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>>215839375
i dont think i could get mad at that

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We start the final week!

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>Faggot
>Looks like a white guy (a dodgy white guy but still)
>Has some dodgy arse Mudslime name
Do I even want to know what's the story here.
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If they let Jenny on Cameron's farm she'd probably strip naked and shag the pigs in the mud
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>>215839146
My fave ITV era winner
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>>215839281
why do i suddenly have the biggest erection

Consensus on Peakbus?
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Dude invasion of the body snatchers abd The Game

BETTER than any Disney reappearance of Dark Vader.
This is it, anti-sloppers, you r fucked.
Anyone can make a photoreal movie now.

https://youtu.be/5zZP1uzp_YQ?si=Ggh3avgrIUgwDJAv
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All Star Wars is faggot shit.
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There's been a few of the AI Star Wars clips on YT, that is far superior than Disney shite

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>Introduce le evil white man
>He kills the entire diversity brownsquad
>Viewers cheer for him instead of getting sad as he slaughters every single character we're supposed to like
hahahahhahahah
This is peak The Witcher https://x.com/EndymionYT/status/1987214025810403713
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>>215838564
>saws the negress dyke's head off LiveLeak style while making Ciri watch and bawl her eyes out
They really wanted to make you hate him but that was absolutely fucking based.
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The Rats are not, and never have been, likeable
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>>215838832
the showrunners definitely intended for the rats to be likeable since they made mistle and ciri a wholesome lesbian romance and gave them a whole spinoff movie
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>>215838564
They were making a move. He had to get it on.
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>>215838771
You rang?
kek, I keep this one handy for the nonstop Brie Larson threads.

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>Yep! Even after this many decades, it's still pure kino!
What was the last film you rewatched that made you say this?
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Friday the 13: The 4th Chapter
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>>215837342
all of them are talked about on here every day
I am currently shitting by the way, it was quite a big poo, and it smells funny, felt a bit spicy though I don't remember eating anything spicy.
sid come out fairly smoothly though, no straining. consistency felt proper. I should try to remember what I ate so I can tell where the poo poo came from.
yes, this is real shitposting.
going to wipe my bottom now, see you on the other side fellow /tv/ posters
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>>215838309
>all of them are talked about on here every day
>implying
it's all latest netflix or hollywood slop, this board has no standards lately
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>>215838345
I see a thread with people bringing the same things up every day and have for over a decade.
i can list them and you can search them one by one in the archive, then prove me right.
why are you talking about netfaggotry.
I'm talking about the same fucking alien threads every day for YEARS
nothing new is ever said, it's the same recycled dogshit. same goes for terminator, and all the others
i love those films, but for fucks sake nothing needs to be said about them for at least a year.
i'm still pooing, sort of. just sitting here letting it dry a bit
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>>215837430
Patrician. I hope they never make a sequel. The first one was perfect.

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New Predator is absolutely dogshit, look at this clip. He is Black-coded in more than just appearance and I will never watch again, every movie is retroactively ruined by this lore.
https://x.com/Sye_Lokata/status/1987379531335045321
From their disgusting brown language, brown body language, brown appearance, etc
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>>215837657
There's an actual scene where they do a tribal dance that is indistinguishable from "Stomping the Yard"
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>>215838008
It results in lowered iqs and a population that is incapable of the types of complex systems civilization depends on
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>>215838734
Add Predator to the list
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>>215838008
>chocolate melting in hot milk meme
>>215839133
>tribal dance
anon please don't lie to us
is this really true?
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>>215838734
Suddenly everything about Dek makes a whole lot of sense

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It's good at what it tries to do, which is being a well shot and directed misery fest for Christians.
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>>215835866
>Jesus was a white guy with blue eyes
Kek
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>>215838357
Jews are white.
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>>215838357
Didn't he have orange eyes in the movie? I remember that being the only part of him that looks a bit supernatural.
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Mel should make a film retelling the great al-Zutt hadith. I think it's time this canonical account of the Prophet Muhammad be told on the big screen.

why don’t people talk about PTA the way they glaze tarantino? boogie nights does montages with popular music so much better than tarantino
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The Master is his only film above a B
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>>215837061
After msgnolia a lot of his movies fall a bit too much in the character study, licorice pizza, there will be blood, and others do themes so good because of the pasion thar paul has for his interests that become really good but sometimes can get a little bit lost overall and become just like sequences of things thar happened instead of a concise vision, etc in that regard his bests are Boogie nights, Magnolia, there will be blood, the master, and phantom thread.
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>>215837061
There will be Blood is a one in 25 years masterpeice. One Battle and Master are C tier.

Idk what i would r8 Livorice Pizza bit i liked it. Havent seen any others
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>>215837061
Shut up zoomer. PTAs 90s movies are basically diet tarantino flicks, tarantino himself being a hack but still
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>>215837061
flip the list vertically and it's decent order

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This show was genuinely cozy. Not a masterpiece or anything, but it had a certain charm.

I remember the hype when it released, and it feels strange how it’s just... vanished from the collective memory.

It deserved better.
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>>215838246
>Alien boobs
Ahem, I just became strangely nostalgic for this show
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>>215837172
It was a cool show. The ending was both sad and nice for the MC. Liked all the interaction between humanity and the various races and all the shit they brought with them
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I really enjoyed playing the game. It randomly stopped running on may setup after an update tho. Sad times.
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>>215838552
didn't like the game but i think it was re-released this year
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>>215838246
unironically a waifu

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he's dying
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>>215839025
Anon, those LLMs you are using have been fed with exactly that broscience.
But feel free to provide sources that prove him wrong.
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>>215839095
they can answer questions about human anatomy and physiology if you ask them in a methodical way without feeding the thing bias, dummy
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>>215839025
you shouldn't rely on LLMs for information anon - at most, use them as curators for other sources. unfortunately, search engines have become harder than ever to properly use thanks to them.

also "just ask chatgpt" is the intellectual equivalent of broscience
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>>215839174
Ok, then you should be able to answer my question very easily.
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>>215838547
Plato Jonah is most kino

>The U.S. box office had its worst October in 27 years, excluding the pandemic
Cinema is finally dead. Are you happy now?
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>videogames are flopping everywhere
>movies and tv are flopping everywhere
>comics are on life support

We won.
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>>215838761
To be fair, I won't know if it's any better or worse than modern media writers unless I try it for myself.
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>>215839153
you could always try writing something yourself instead of hoping a shitty compilation algorithm will do anything other than regurgitate the same slop you've already panned.
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>>215835877
its times like these I wish i wasnt so lazy and content. fixing cinema is so easy i dont understand why its still a problem.
first, cinemas should only have 2 or 3 full size theaters for the big budget film opening weekends.
the rest of the space should be chopped up into 10-25 seat mini theaters. these are booked as private rooms and come with drink and food service. now going to the movies is a spare no expense group outing.
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yes
they hate my demographic and don't want me to enjoy anything
I'd probably get arrested if I even gooned in the theater

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Is there any fantasy movie more beautiful than this?
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>>215837582
Good fantasy is always at least 50% horror
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>>215837501
it's kinda dull
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>>215837582
>also the chinese one seems to be a horror movie. is it actually scary or do they just call it horror because it can't fit in another genre
it's more romance than anything else
https://youtu.be/-4VT_pfVA-k?list=RD-4VT_pfVA-k
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>>215837582
The Chinese film is really a comedy with fantasy horror aesthetics. Whether you'll like it depends on if Chinese style comedy appeals to you.
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The Crow is a dark fantasy imo

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>granny starts rapping like eminum
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>>215837827
don't
push
me
cause
i'm
close
to
the
eeedge
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>>215837905
Every single Tyler Perry movie
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>>215837827
why is he sleeping with his glasses on?
BRAVO KUBRICK
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>>215837827
>It's just a dream, fat boy
the fuck, why did Kubrick put a dream sequence in there?
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>Grandma starts raping faster than eminem

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That's me right behind Jessica.
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>>215839017
>>215838965
Can't believe my SSN and credit card is right there as well. Smh baka. I am the fünffag too btw. fuck you hiroshima nagasaki
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>>215839139
Take it easy man. Im out for the night but glad to field your questions about my /tv/ adjacent lore
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>>215837016
>I am also the no dont suck my cock vocaroo guy.
Golly, Mr Anon
When I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
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>>215839163
You're a true legend man. Have a good evening.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, etc.
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>>215838548
>At the time I gave it a 1 in 3 chance that she was fishing for compliments and trying to flirt with me, so I played it safe and just reassured her that she should date a blind guy like Deborah Ann Woll. Then the conversation turned to explaining that whole thing. Maybe she was flirting with me, who knows.
Based retard.


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