>devises a plan to rape and pillage a city full of women and children>"nooooooo I have to alert the animal before I kill it because it has to be fair fighterinooooo"how is the writing thjs shit?
Are you blaming Nolan or Homer?
>>222140195are you retarded? read the book, odysseus doesnt moralfag over hunting animals for food for his starving soldiers
When did RedLetterMedia go woke?
They were always woke. "The not gays" shit is ancient history by now.
>An entire generation of losers thought this dogshit was "deep" Grim. The movie is absolute fucking SHIT.
>>222131747This movie was weird.
>>222131747The attempt to make this movie "iconic" felt very artificial
>>222132060As a straight guy, I am not so insecure that I can’t admit that fags disproportionately have a keen eye for kino. Just the way it is, they’re built for that shit I guess.
>>222138426>Berserk live action>would undoubtedly have Asian castWhich would be exactly why it would never work, or at least be good kek
>>222139912Hate it.
Just marathoned Her Private Hell. What did I think about it?
On a scale of I Drive to Real Lolita Shit how many bronsons would you give it?
>On a scale of I Drive to Real Lolita Shit how many bronsons would you give it?
>She told US Weekly: "I grew up with boobs. I was wearing a 32DD in sixth grade, and I never felt confident. I never had anything I felt good in, and I just wanted to hide.What did she mean by this
Imagine you come back from summer and EVERYONE is staring at your tits
Shes telling this story of being a 6th grader with big boobs to appeal to pedos.
>>222140029Do big boobs appeal to pedos?
>>222140029>>222140053Uh oh
>>222140053Got him
Parker Posey
>>222136127I remain unconvinced.
>>222136127Was she the naked chick in that weirdo Joaquin Phoenix movie? Did she ever get naked when she was younger and super hot?
>>222139703Yes, she fucked Beau and his giant balls
reminder that time she was mean to that interviewer?
>>222139723There's a movie scene with Joaquin Phoenix' giant balls and /tv/ has not made a webm?
What do you think teen zoomer celebrity couples bicker about?
>>222136881I just looked up her feet.Meh.
>>222136961This. They'll break up in a few when she realizes she wants an actual guy instead of a simp.
>>222136881I'm very disappointed she is getting tattoos.
>>222136955I can't unsee it
>>222138644I want to discuss it but you guys make the worst McKenna Grace threads, all you want to ever discuss is her sex life and not her career/roles
Reminder: The Odyssey isn't about the Trojan Horse
>>222137198>>222139755Yes, it's him.And you will respect it. You're not seriously going to be a bigot in 2026, are you?
>>222139917Reread it>>222139903
>>222139917>And you will respect it.I won't thoughever. That's a woman.
>>222139942Wow. Look at you. Big tough person misgendering someone. Maybe you should aspire to not being a garbage person.
>>222139957Uhm sorry that's a woman and you are a man. It is what it is. Ok, sweetie?
Allowing me to use these arms to jack off up to four of my homies, without actually being gay
God you suck
this gets me every single time
>>222139253No, that would be gay
Why didn't someone just shoot him?
>>222136005Yeah, they were afraid of the AIDS blood.
>>222135085If you come at the king you best not miss
>>222135219he was constantly swapping locations in a city filled with derelict housing and always had at least his lover there armed if not multiple other killers in his squadwhat the fuck would someone going after him have done? you wake up one day and it's time to kill Omar... where do you go?you know there's like hundreds of thousands of parole absconders out there, right? even the police that get paid to do the job can't hunt people down for years at a time
>>222135219Omar was 2 parts rep and 1 part skill. Nigger was a better gunslinger than most of the other hoods, and he leveraged that skill to the point half the ghetto would run when he went for a stroll. Consider this. You could probably kill Mike Tyson in his prime with a crowbar to the head. Would you still get in a fight with him?To quote Omar; best not miss.
Omar cummin
When did you realise tom was the villain?
>>222135420Tenuous. Everything being true there's still a 100% chance the dude who got AIDS fucked like 200 different guys in between the celeb and getting tested. One thing I've learned is never trust a person telling you about their personal sex history if they have HIV/AIDS. Unless they get a blood transfusion with contaminated blood they fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked and never stopped fucking to get it. The numbers on transmission probability don't lie.
>>222137395And what if I told you that I had a personal experience with this man making a pass at me?
>>222135420Anybody ever hook up with a celeb or famous person using a dating app? I live in the nicer parts of Los Angeles and have matched with a few actresses and musicians. Never scored but had a few decent dates. My gay friend has had more success, but I think being gay and using Grindr is basically easy mode for sex. For sure I know he hooked up with some influencers and actors that were part of the Bryan Singer circle. The thing that makes this story sound like bullshit is that if he was using Grindr anywhere near the vicinity of West Hollywood, there's no way he would have to pay. He'd have at least 20 guys willing to give it for free within an hour.
>>222137708And what if I told you you can't fucking read, retard. The scandalous thing here is that he's knowingly infecting people with HIV because that's part of the NDA. Fags having HIV is not news, even if he has it and fucks people there's like a .05% chance he's spreading it to them. That's the probability of getting HIV through unprotected anal sex as a receiver. JGL could have HIV and it's literally still unlikely that he gave it to the people he fucked. Like I said, you have to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck to get HIV and gay people do that, nearly all of them do, it's why there was an AIDS epidemic at all. Sharing needles is half that and vaginal sex and any kind of topping is half even that. It's not a gay disease even because submissive anal is the most likely way to get it, it's a gay disease because gay fuck so much that they routinely, and magically beat these miniscule odds even while taking drugs to keep their viral load down. Fucking is like breathing to a gay person, understand that and you understand why gay pride shit is the way that it is and why aids happened.
>>222136662It's more about a fuck buddy and how he thinks it's more than it actually is. She never says she loves him or that they are in a relationship, so it's all in his head for most of the movie. If a girl tells you she wants to be friends with benefits and never says she loves you or takes it serious, you just take it for what it is. He's entirely to blame for what happens to him in the movie, you just enjoy the pussy and the dates and don't read too much into it with girls like that.
Series that reached Soprano levels for a few episodes but couldn't maintain the high standard- Fargo - Better Call Saul
What director would turn this adaptation into a cinematic masterpiece?
Which movies would you watch in your personal bombnado?
>>222133958Where's CIA?
>>222133958Vietnam war movies
>you are probably wondering why I gathered you all here even though theres no apocalypse yet>*closes the hatch*>*let's out the nastiest stinkiest fart*
>>222139617Very cool read.
I think there should be a standardized process for makeup in film editing, rather than letting actresses ruin their faces with botox.
>>222137888Turns up nothing.
>>222136586Afraid so
>>222136419>>222137622also my guess lel
>>222138881>Stealing memes from TikTok >Cropping out her username because you're an uncreative parasite Any movies for this feel?
