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How does South Park get away with being offensive?
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its not even that offensive
like that friend that says weird bigoted shit and everyone's like jaay - aames *rolling eye face* but he's actually a nice guy and has good intentions so it's allowed
They wouldn't have been able to get away with half the shit that they did if it wasn't for one half of the duo being a Jew.

That's your answer.
Jew approved offensiveness.
All offended complaints are coordinated by people who grovel for work/cointinued work in the industry.
It's really that simple

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>main character is sitting having dinner with gf
>blood starts dripping from the sealing
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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you seam to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.
name 3 movies where this happens
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>the sealing
is it the hooker he killed earlier leaking?
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>t. Little Carmine

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idk guys, I think i'm tired of films
Try /tv/
time to start drinking heavily
Marvel/Star Wars fatigue syndrome
For me it was the moment I saw The Force Awakens. And then seeing how everybody loved it even though it was just a re-hash of the original made me hate normies. There is no hope.
have you tried porn?

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>this mission is really important so let's just send one team and not multiple teams spread out
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that one is amazing. when you watch, keep an eye out for footage of an Englishman in the trenches at one point who looks at the camera and smiles as someone else says "we're in the films now, boys." the smiling englishman is a dead-on copy, perfect-twin doppleganger of my brother. I'd have sworn he time-traveled to WWI and found a camera just to fuck with me, the cheeky bastard
Yeah I saw that on my second watch. What a fantastic movie. I love the little details like that.
I don't think they really knew what they were doing or capable of with their new technology and evolving tactics at the time but is this even based on a true story?
so glad i saw this on a big screen
special movie
fuck the people who orchestrated those wars
>but is this even based on a true story?
No, and radio communication was quite sophisticated at the time actually. Every artillery battery was in communication with aerodromes, and every scout and recce plane had their own direct wireless communication on board, and in real time could relay messages with arty batteries themselves as they were flying over the lines

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"Excuse me, janny, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble"


"And I love my thread"
That's a nice thread too man I'ma watch it for you til you get back.
>He's lucky I didn't ban his ass real quick.

>the smartest PERSON in the world is an ebony queen

/tv/ BTFO
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A little bit if we're being completely honest. I'm sure the urge would go away once I smell her though
What do you call black person that is the current smartest person in the world?
A N-
>Admit it. We want to fuck her.
A nigger? Is that what you were going to say? Nigger? You might have been going to say nice person instead of nigger, but I think you meant nigger. If I'm correct, why didn't you say nigger? Seems a little odd to chicken out of saying nigger when it's the punchline of your joke? Do you not want to offend some anonymous nigger who might see your post?
>retard completely leaves out how she didn’t want to tell him until he told her to

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How the fuck did he do that

this guy is such a fucking bitch
>one of you must do this, he says, not even offering a chance to help do destroy the ring
>security at his ultra top secret meeting is so laxative 4 different hobbits all manage to interrupt it
>invitees to his meeting include a guy who has been dreaming of claiming the ring and a myriad of people who all would definitely say no to destroying it
>middle earth is gonna be destroyed and you are all gonna die, also none of you are invited to leave with me before sauron kills you
>isildur cucks him
>aragorn cucks him
>galadriel, thranduil, glorfindel, etc. all make him look like a poser
>did not help one bit in killing sauron the first time, his "help" the second time includes a sword that aragorn never needs to kill sauron and bread
>also seethes about the weakness of men despite them doing all the heavy lifting

book or film canon, either way he's a bitch anyway you split it. fuck this guy and fuck tolkien elves in general
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>be immortal being living in paradise
>satan ruins everything
>angels invite you to ultra-paradise
>satan convinces some retards to leave ultra-paradise and go back go earth, getting cursed and causing the death of billions inclusing embarrassing events like getting slaughtered by fucking dw*rves
>some guy convinces the angels to forgive you for behaving like literal apes and come back to ultra-paradise AND deal with Satan once and for all (top side of the continent sinks after the battle)
>alright finally some peace
>satan-lite tricks you into making him more powerful, billions die again
>m*n are now the prime power in the continent, save the day and have lite-satan on his knees
>lite-satan tricks them into worshiping satan, island gets nuked
>m*n finally see reason, alliance is signed, armies march to hell
>billions die, lite-satan is gone the only thing left is to destroy a piece of jewlery
>m*n refuse to do this would rather behave like apes and murder each other like you did millions of years ago
>somehow lite-satan has returned
>meanwhile your invitation to ultra-paradise is still valid while your spirit continues to wane as you continue to stay outside ultra-paradise
It's easy to see how Elrond and his kind were basically done with this entire ordeal. They already made their mistakes, suffered and were forgiven just to see this imbeciles make the same shit all over again while you keep dying meaningless death for no reason when you are awaited at Valinor. Last Alliance was the last time the elves managed to give a fuck.
>>but they were all present to save Gandalf from some necromancer and Ringwraiths
Hackson fanfiction
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In English, doc.
In the books Elrond is one of the combatants fighting Sauron at the end of the second age. Gil-Galad, Cirdan, Elrond, Eldenil, Isildur.
That makes sense because the eye witness account of Sauron's demise comes from Elrond in the book. He's the dude that remembers because he was there.
>this revisionist bullshit
The Valar reiterated their advice to leave at the end of the first age. Told them outright it wasn't going to work out, all is forgiven, come on home.
The High Elves still stayed and proceeded it have their asses kicked six ways to Sunday until the Dunedain bailed them out.
>oh but the Dunedain fucked it up later see that proves it
Nope. All that proves is that the High Elves were completely incapable of seeing to their own victory and living at the dispensation of the Men of the West. And before that the High Elves were being bailed out by the Valar themselves. They're complete twats and as much as Tolkien likes to suck their dick, even he admits that most of why the High Elves lingered in Middle Earth is because they wanted to be the oldest and most important things on Earth instead of the newest and lowest in the hierarchy in Valinor.

have you stupid chuds figured it out yet?
>noooo you are interpreting it wrong!

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the kino seal of quality
no no, A24 is my blumhouse now
No A24 is too prevalent now so we're back to blumhouse

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How does a frog pull like this, and how can I get some?
dumb fucking frogposter
based frogposter
she played the lady who got raped by riker on star trek the next generation

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Slasher movies have just as much artistic value as art house movies do, if not more.
Giallo did and they were the basis of modern day slasher
Ironically, art house movies tend to be way scarier than slasher movies.
equally zero
A lot of arthouse is straight up shit, and a few slasher films are based.

In the Mood for Love 5/10

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 8/10

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>aight, aight, aight
>Anon passed on?
He didn’t say that

Reminder Amazon made a series on Hernan Cortez's conquest of the Aztec Empire with Spanish and Mayan actors and language and accurate set and costume design and them brushed it under the rug.
Can't even fucking watch it on their own platform, as I recall I had to go to Apple and pay for episodes there. It's an Amazon production and you can neither watch nor pay for it, unless you're a bean boy.

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This was the shittiest finale. The entire last season was garbage. I'm mad. I'm trying to come up with a single redeeming quality but I've got nothing.
Felt like they were planning for another season and had to just abruptly end it
>Spend 5 seasons taking down the super secret independent spy organization with 9001 layers of conspiracy shrouding it
>Final season is about... a different super secret independent spy organization with 9001 layers of conspiracy shrouding it!

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