>mogs twilight zone
>>220389670I actually enjoyed this more than the twilight zone.
no
>>220389670>in retarded and love being retarded
>>220390658nice self own
>>220389904obviously a negative exposure of a guy in a scuba suit and some sort of alien mask
Come with me if you want to live.
>>220388012I was not expecting this
>>220386921That's a "up the wrong'n" face if i ever saw one.
>>220390827Nah, Kyle was hung like a horse and she had a hard time getting it in. He was slamming that piece of reese and turning her peanuts into butter.
>>220390879The piss stench coming off his hobo balls was more than she could bare.
>>220390894Hobo piss is an aphrodisiac. Get with the times.
>DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
I heard he saw the box office turnout and went bananas
>>220386857IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKE
>>220386857>AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT>SHE KNOWS IT TOO LATE
>>220386857>I GOT MY HEAD CHECKED BY A JUMBO JET
>>220386857If you can't make it in The United States of America, you're a nobody. This movie is forgotten for a reason
Which bit of /tv/ revisionism is worse?People claiming that the Phantom Menace was loved upon release when it clearly wasn't?OrPeople claiming The Force Awakens was hated upon release when it clearly wasn't?
>>220376486it wasn't universally hated but it wasn't well recieved either, people were still thinking "well it's just a first movie maybe next ones will be better" but by last jedi almost everyone lost all hope and by ep9 it was completely cooked
>>220390795It was universally hatedMary sueNo finn and poe team upCringe kanja club subplot goes no whereIt was a bad joke from begining to end
>>220390795>"well it's just a first movie maybe next ones will be betterIt's funny because people said this about Episode I, and it turned out to be true, with Revenge of the Sith being the best of the prequels. Sequels started bad and went beyond rock bottom.
>>220390544Meds, schizo. I have not touched this franchise once after tlj spit on my face, and many others reacted the same way. They can decanonize everything jewsday did and I will applaud them for that, but it does not erase what happened in reality. I'm not giving them a cent ever again much less as long as the one getting the money is the rat
>>220390946>Revenge of the Sith being the best of the prequelsIt's the worst one though. While TPM and AotC are bad, they at least have little bits and pieces of interesting ideas that could have worked if expanded on properly. RotS is like a rushed last minute assignment "oh shit we've gotta wrap this shit up, throw in all the member berries to tie every single thing possible into the OT" and every single thing related to Anakin is just fucking stupid. There is literally nothing positive to say about that movie except that people find Sheev chewing the scenery funny.
I want an ergonomic keyboard, my own recycle bin, and a cubicle with a window that overlooks the parking lot.
Let me get this straight, you think that your colleague, one of the faggiest and most prolific gays in the world, is secretly a janny, who spends his nights jerking off people with his bare hands in the parking lot, and your plan is to blackmail this person to get a better view?
>Fantasy.Life.2025.1008p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Fantasy.Life.2025.1008p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Fantasy.Life.2025.1008p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Fantasy.Life.2025.1008p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLE>Fantasy.Life.2025.1008p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-CHORTLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3fIf8RnxBs>An anxious law school dropout (Matthew Shear) stumbles into a job babysitting his psychiatrist's three granddaughters and falls for the girls' mother (Amanda Peet), an actress in a rocky marriage. A smart, New York-set romantic comedy co-starring Alessandro Nivola, Judd Hirsch, Bob Balaban, Andrea Martin, Zosia Mamet, and Holland Taylor. Winner of the SXSW Narrative Feature Audience Award.THE MOST JEWISH MOVIE YOU WILL SEE ON VOD FRIDAY!WILL SAM GET DIANNE?GET IT?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>220386122you'll understand when you too get old
>>220379146Based jews
bump
i saw amanda peet in barefoot in the park on broadway with patrick wilson and she was awful
>>220388254>MILF Uma Thurman meets a handsome 23-year-oldI will now watch your movie.
>cool training scene>inserts garbage indie music that ruins the moodJesus the soundtrack for this is terrible
>>220387744>>220387783This is the main reason I don't follow western media anymore, I hate about 99% of new western music, I had to watch Invincible mostly on mute with subtitles.
I like the music but I do love indie
>>220390460The fuck is this, tetris?
>>220388530the music they use already aged like shit. sounds like some shitty pitchfork band from 2005
This show is ass but why does make so many weebs insecure? This show will eventually be forgotten forever
What are some incel movies for a chud like me that make me feel more depressed about the world?
>>220389637> the mist> the northman> Valhalla rising
>>220389438The Stranger recent french film
>>220389637Soviet/ruesian cinema is all depressing> stalker> Deadman letters> leviathan (2014)
>>220389825Shit>>220389770Not really movies>>220389861Recent French film?
you should watch 36th chamber of shaolin'cuz martial arts movies are sick B)
How come you guys dont watch any true kino like pic related?
>>220389652I did watch it after some pseud recommended itIt's fucking trash, because while you can probably piece together a narrative if you were stoned enough, films are about telling stories, a thing that humans enjoy
Those who see it, see it. It is not to be discussed.
>>220389652i had a good beatoff today that ended in a koyaanisquirtski
Philip Glass is great and contrary to that one Freasier episode no one ever walked out of one of his operas.
>>220390289Reggio literally spells it out for you at the end but okay
I started the "fuck [actress_name]" posting. How did you contribute to /tv/ culture?
>>220390693Did you see the video where one woman responds “You can run away… You can protect yourself…”It’s like they think bears are just big dogs or something
I post off-topic threads and inject sneed whenever I can.
>>220390693>>220390744It's unpopular here but I honestly agree with women when it comes to the bear thing. As a man, I'd still rather run into a bear. In fact I have run into bears in the woods before...as long as you keep your distance you'll be fine. Deaths by bear are incredibly rare. Humans are just sketchy as fuck. It's not even a gendered thing, although men are more likely to commit violence. But people can just be sadistic. I think you'd be lying if you said you wouldn't at the very least have your guard up when meeting some random dude in the woods.
>>220390693>>220390744Lmao really? I thought women were answering bear because being mauled is still better than being raped, since there’s no way to know if a random man is a rapist
i mostly dabble in musicals but not the gay gene kelly or fred astaire lot.
>Goddammit, worm! Run to my Ford™ F-150 Raptor and get the 24 inch pipe! And while you're at it, pick me up a Dr Pepper™ and a smooth Marlborough Red™. God, I can't wait for this shift to br over so we can head down to the bar and drink some ice cold Michelob Ultras™>oil well blows up and kills 7 people>rugged country music starts playing>"It ain't easy being blue-collar..."
>>220388798That scene in s2 where he kicks his tyre out of anger
I watch it for the lawyer
>>220388798If the showrunner had any balls he would make a show about a rough Texas sheriff who is also a tranny with a big dick
>>220390058Sheridan has four shows with that premise in development right now.
>>220388834Annoying bitch but still would
>Al let’s have SEX!>This made entire families spin around on their backs, pissing and shitting themselves like synchronised water sprinklers with laughter.
My family didn't do that.
>>220389784My mother hated this show for some reason.
>>220389784Al Bundy was based on Ted BundyIt's a very sophisticated joke
>>220389784>dog indoors, on the furniture,>everyone has shoes on, indoorsUnreal. Houses in the USA must smell like shit.
>>220390737amerilards already reek due to consuming ungodly amounts of cornslop and sugar. Conceptualize the redolence.
EXTRA BIGASS FRIES
>>220389760I can only assume you're indian and trying to overuse the accusation so it becomes meaningless>>220389782>>220389804This
>>220389950You and both know that's not what you're assuming.
>>220390004Yeah, fair enough I gave you too much credit. I assume you're about 12 and are desperate for engagement and so you said the magic words you saw other people use.
>>220389509second post best postdon't look her up now, even 20 years ago I knew she was not going to age well>In before you won't tooI'm still here after 20 years, yes, and uh I'm just alright since my dad isn't bald and ghoulish at 70 so I think I might make it (if I don't kill myself by 50)
>>220389703>>220389744Though canonically a prostitute, in the movie she never actually whores. She takes advantage of a rube without actually doing anything sexual with him. In the end she settles down and has several kids. Granted, she did end up with the smartest man in the world but at that point, she was the smartest woman in the world, so that's reasonable. >>220389782The make her skin lighter and got rid of her splotches. Also a bit of light sculpting. Overall, good use of makeup.
Bros, realistically, how much longer do we have to wait until Jessica Biel breaks the internet and starts one?
>>220377833If I want to jack off to Jaime I'll just watch Poison Ivy or another one of her old movies, I don't want to beat off to 50 year olds.
>>220391587wise guy
>>220378103In a minute they will.post the.nudes and I will cumsoom for free. I just hope I can find the genuine ones among the ai fakes
too old; don't careto;dc
>>220385497You see her massaging her mound but fingers blocked her pussy lips.
What are some films where a good man finally snaps other than Falling Down?
>>220390718>Falling Down?Did you mean white fragility and rage: the movie?
>>220390718
>>220390803He should watch something about South Africa: black fragility the country.
>>220390838Blood Diamond?
>>220390718>good manhe was an abuser and a schizo
