How I thought Sword and Sorcery movies were gonna be like>A man stalks through a dark castle, every step a possible end to his journey, sword always held at the ready. Women in chains writhe on walls, a few having wasted away. The man using better judgment, sadly has to leave them like this, as to not alert the dark lordHow Sword and Sorcery movies were mostly like>A couple of niggas in panties running through the forest for an hour before arriving at a styrofoam building to poorly fight a guy in a rubber mask
>>222615635i don't need to be called a troon by a filthy jeet
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>>222610084>>222610100If you skip past the stilted cringy descriptions of chicks begging to be slave girls, the books aren't half bad.The first was written as a one-off novel but after that, there's an overarching storyline the follows thru the books and it pretty good.
>>222619141I find that so satisfying. Fuck science fiction creepoids. And of course Asimov and Clarke were bigtime globalists. Weird Fiction, Cosmic Horror, Pulp, Sword & Sorcery and Fantasy forever. Fuck Sci-fi and fuck it's materialistic outlook. And its ugly creepy pedophilic globalist devotees
>>222623080Yeah, he wasn't bad when he had someone to wrangle him and keep him in his lane. When he got in control of Andromeda it went off the rails, and the Christian movies he's in are pretty dire.
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>Zero movies about Cetshwayo who somewhat orchestrated the Anglo-Zulu war
Despite never watching a single movie or series of his outside of The Wire, I can't stand Michael B Jordan
>>222616814>have a lot of gold>spend it until the price of gold is loweredby the fuck is hollywood a brown supremacist shithole anyway
>blacks want to make a movie about a guy obsessed with material wealth and showing it off to everyone he meetswhoa crazy
>>222616814>go to Wikipedia>check the sources cited for various claims about him>a BBC documentary>another documentary>not a single actual source
Well?
many years ago I was shitfaced drunk and decided to walk to my local jack in the box which was only 1 block away from my house and ordered some food which included bacon cheese wedges, and on the way back I stumbled and drop my bag of food, and the only thing that spilled out were my wedges. I examined the food, and some of it was in direct contact with the concrete sidewalk. in my drunken stupor I found it acceptable to pick up the wedges, brush off any debris that I could see with my naked eye at 11pm at night, and proceeded to eat the wedges that spilled out from their container. it was not a proud moment, and even though I didn't feel bad about eating them in the moment, I reflected upon that decision the next day and I felt disgust with myself. in regard to the OP, under those controlled circumstances, knowing that the house looked to be in pretty good condition, knowing the eclair was still nestled in its paper thingy, separated by a discarded magazine, and unspoiled by making direct contact with any other food, I think it looked good enough to eat.however, there is no bag in the trashcan, and there's no way of knowing when the last time it was cleaned and what other things may have been in there, including raw meats and spoiled foods. so it's definitely a gamble.the biggest concern though is the location. this is something you execute when no one else is around. you risk too much damage to your character and standing in the group. this comes down to class, and the people he chose to do this around wasn't the type of people you risk eating from the trash around.
why did this board ignore the last final season, and what is next for her?
>>222623885Put chocolate chips on my cannoli, I'll fucking kill ya.t. Little Italy Cleveland
>>222621640Lesbians LOVE this ugly broad for some raisin.
>>222621640Season ratings:2 > 1 > 1st episode of season 3 > 4 > 3 > 5
>>222621640OH MY GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING TO OUR RESTAURANT TO EXCHANGE MONEY FOR THE FOOD THAT WE COOK AND IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE
final season? i can't believe i finished the first>getting so worked-up over fucking sandwiches>le ebin coloured genius saving a businessdon't even need to check the creator's early life
Decide to give Paramount Plus a try I signed up for ad free option and clicked on a show and the screen just goes black and nothing happens it stays black! Been dealing with this bullshit for over two hours. Anyone else have this problem? I'll probably be cancelling tomorrow this is some fucking bullshit!
>>222624076I once asked ai why my computer wasn't detecting wi fi or Bluetooth and it gave me a zillion different things to try and had me going into the bios and doing shit for over an hour. I eventually, on my own, saw there was an antenna port on my pc and saw i had an antenna in my pc box I never noticed. I just needed to scew on the antenna. Ai never brought that up once. It can be unbelievably stupid.
>>222623829Okay, we gon' troubleshoot this shit, nigger. First, unplug everything. That includes your ass (hahaha I'm just fucking with you dude, you know I love you). Now try to turn your whatever device (hope it's not some fucking Roku TV shitbox) while still unplugged. Did it work?
>>222623829Paramount+ is the jankiest of the major streamers for sure.
>>222624109ok then big brain, install Termux and the Claude CLI on your phone or TV and have it debug. or what? too stupid to figure out how to do that?
>>222624165100! I regret it already.
TWOFUCKINGBILLYget fucking rekt /tv/
>>222622032Came here to post this.
>>222622028>j-just ignore the empty theatres
The horrifying reality of modern movies
>>222623029X-men has always had plenty of women and in leading positions, nobody complains when they're well written and have a tight ass in a spandex suit.It's kind of funny how the vast majority of well known Marvel women that aren't spin-offs of existing characters are mutants. Based Claremont and his fetishes.
>>222622028you lost chuddie
>absolutely love classic Simpsons>cannot get into Futurama no matter how hard i tryanyone else?
Frig off
>>222621395Neither did Leahy. The pool full of vodka was accidentally dumped when Ricky threw Randy's radio into it and the ensuing brawl caved in one of the walls.
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>>222621595Lit cigarettes produce smoke from the end. What fake woke bullshit when they could have still easily got away with it back in 2002 for a low budget trash Canadian show. Jerry Springer can show smoking 5 year olds but Rob Wells et al have no real devotion to the craft despite professing such.
I liked that one where Lahey started talking about the winds of shit, then the boys got freaked out when they were robbing a school or something and they thought they could hear the winds of shit calling to them.
https://cosmicbook.news/why-paramount-wants-dark-knight-returns
>>222618288Gunn has really demoralized them.
>>222621777the sacred triple seven confirms the return of our saviorlong live the snyderverse
>>222618637he would make some stupid jesus bullshit instead of having bats beat superman to a pulp
>>222616849>cosmicbook.newsSar!
>>222616849BVS already *was* the dark knight>older, grizzled Batman>missing / dead Robin with the suit on display>the "we've always been criminals" line>the power suit>the whole speech about their parents which was verbatim out of TDK>the machine gun "I believe you" scene which was not only a direct quote but a 1:1 recreation of a panel from the comicThis feels Dark Phoenix all over again where the studio just wants to do THAT story because it's THAT story and don't care that they alredy kinda did it and they haven't built up to it properly. You don't just fast-foward to the end of years of continuity
>directed by a woman WTF
>>222622030And she's spent the rest of her non-career as a filmmaker trying to disavow it by making subversive remarks about its meanings, symbols, themes and concepts, about how if you like it you're a gay faggot evil straight white incel male socialist fascist goy chud loser loner faggot or some such. Did I mention gay faggot? Old jewess seems obsessed with recontextualizing the whole of Bateman's character as yaoi fanfic lmao
>>222621439She's gone from cool lady to insane SJW feminist to insane anti-Israel conspiracy theorist.
>>222622913This chick rocks
>>222622913>theory
Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?
>Zack Snyder is still doing the blurry out of focus shit where you can't see anythingWhat is wrong with him?
>>222621704see >>222618311
>>222617105One slice of atoms is all you need to tell a story.
>kino looking white guy>hot asianPicked up!
>>222620113first thing I thought
>>222617724he’s so pretentious. Watchmen was his last good movie and even then the cracks were starting to show
>In a recent interview, Zendaya admitted that when she and Tom Holland first started dating, she didn’t think he was the man for her and she went back to dating Jacob elordi. >“I loved how kind and steady he was, but part of me felt he was too soft… too safe,” she said. “I thought I needed someone more intense. So I went back to my ex Jacob elordi he was more of the man I wanted. >I later realised Tom had always been the real man. Consistent. Kind. Someone you can actually settle with and build a life around.”>Getting back together, she added, felt like coming home. “Sometimes you have to leave the right person to understand why they were right all along.”Why are women always like this?: https://x.com/i/status/2089413636397604895
>>222623227you people believe any of this is real? and you care?
>>222623641>Are you goyim that fucking stupid? Is it really that easy to fool goyim?Yes
>>222623590this is AI??? wtf
>>222623417>BoomerWithAComputer.gif the post.
>>222623227Please be fake.
Why’d he do it
>>222623391>>222623480If someone pops up on the flight logs, I'm willing to give a pass. The guy hosted otherwise outwardly innocent events, and I'm sure lots of people took up offers of a free plane ride. But not everyone got an invite to his special vip room, (or did, and noped the fuck off the island asap.)Instead, show me someone with enough photos together to make a collage.
>>222623231When you're a god on Earth like Clint and few others in Hollywood are you do what you want
>>222623231Prepped & normalized for the RNC for the senility and dementia we're witnessing today.
>>222623282That's because Republicans and rightoids don't care about scandals. The soccermoms that used to infest the right and complain about blowjobs all went over to the otherside. In the days of Obama, people mostly criticized him for his terrible policies and impoverishing of America, which was real shit. Same with Bush.Bill Clinton and Trump on the otherhand are better performing politicians, and there is less to criticize, so they blow up social scandals which don't actually ruin the country the way Bush/Obama did.
>>222623775you lie as shamelessly as a woman because spiritually you are one
i unironically feel nostalgic for that early 2010s hipster Scott Pilgrim/Kick Ass era
>>222623002Because he was literally Scott Pilgrim.
>>222623089I never watched those but Scott Pilgrim is just a very well made film
I was one of three people who saw this in theaters when it came out.
>>222623017I miss the Toronto that once was. It's a piece of shit now but I have enough nostalgia and there are enough landmarks that haven't been torn down or turned to shit yet that I can sometimes pretend it's still the good days.TTC Streetcars had numbers and, to my knowledge, the routes were always streets rather than neighborhoods (I think Queens Quay is a street anway) so Disney fucked up here. Turning Red pissed me off quite a bit because of how inaccurate its portrayal of Toronto was.
>Leave Doom to me.
that's a man
>>222622007You wish
>>222621721cute feet
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>>222621721her feet are very long.
