scenes that disturbed you as a kid
>>216836124why, my peanus weenus, of course! :Dit's my peeeeeeeeeeeeanus weenusITT, scenes that disturbed you as a kid, my answer is of course my weenus peanus!haha :D
>>216839620Those were real corpses btw so understandable. The entire franchise has been cursed because of that scene. I learned that very recently.
>>216839651Easy on the eggnog, anon
>>216837259Hit em' with the C
>>216836138is there any edit of this where Trump still appears but Kevin has been edited ?
Merry zucchinimas!
>>216839652*Sigh* Fine... Post it
>my duck can lay an egg>what’s so special about laying an egg ?>well can you ?#REKT
>>216839459HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW SHOES
>The owners of a child star are like leaseholders — their property diminishes in value every year. Time’s chariot is at their backs: before them acres of anonymity. What is Jackie Coogan now but a matrimonial squabble? Miss Shirley Temple’s case, though, has peculiar interest: infancy with her is a disguise, her appeal is more secret and more adult. Already two years ago she was a fancy little piece — real childhood, I think, went out after The Littlest Rebel). In Captain January she wore trousers with the mature suggestiveness of a Dietrich: her neat and well-developed rump twisted in the tap-dance: her eyes had a sidelong searching coquetry. Now in Wee Willie Winkie, wearing short kilts, she is a complete totsy. Watch her swaggering stride across the Indian barrack-square: hear the gasp of excited expectation from her antique audience when the sergeant’s palm is raised: watch the way she measures a man with agile studio eyes, with dimpled depravity. Adult emotions of love and grief glissade across the mask of childhood, a childhood skin-deep.>It is clever but it cannot last. Her admirers — middle aged men and clergymen — respond to her dubious coquetry, to the sight of her well-shaped and desirable little body, packed with enormous vitality, only because the safety curtain of story and dialogue drops between their intelligence and their desire. “Why are you making my Mummy cry?” — what could be purer than that? And the scene when dressed in a white nightdress she begs grandpa to take Mummy to a dance — what could be more virginal? On those lines in her new picture, made by John Ford, who directed The Informer, is horrifyingly competent. It isn’t hard to stay to the last prattle and the last sob. The story — about an Afghan robber converted by Wee Willie Winkie to the British Raj — is a long way after Kipling. But we needn’t be sour about that. Both stories are awful, but on the whole Hollywood’s is the better.
>>216839535>it's actually the AUDIENCE who are pedos, not the director and producer!
>>216839535>Shirley temple thread>instantly thinks about having sex with herYikes
>>216839535I've never watched any movie Shirley Temple stars in but I decided to watch the first 6 minutes of Captain January and I have to admit, she does have a cute little lolibutt.
>Americans saw this and got so mad that they decided to destroy America's global hegemony and end Pax Americana
>>216839126Eeeeh, not really
I don't understand what was so wrong with the chinagirl. She was kinda cute.
>>216838392I'd totally bang Laura Dern though
>>216838392I still can't understand how they fucked up this bad.
>>216838392Bread and circuses am I right?
She a baddie frfr
>>216830742Fighting and war are parts of our world and nature, and they are not wrong when they are done to save those you love and for things that are worth protecting. Anger and hatred (fire) are natural emotions, it's about how you use them, as long as you don't lose faith in what's right.
>>216826916She’s like a blue Naomi Russell with more personality.
>>216833027I like how they talk like zoomers to eachother, it grounds them as realistic characters and not adults playing kids
>>216839157>Nepo baby 39-year old actress, who's an Amazon rainforest activistYeah, there's a 200% chance that she's an absolute sex freak
>>216835634no cultural impact they say
Not a creature was stirring, not even BaneThe flight plan was filed with the agency with careCIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach thereThe prisoners were kneeling with bags on their headsWith visions of sleighbells and crashing sledsAnd CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s napWhen out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dashAfter shouting and shooting, and questions of BaneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>216838568>I just found outWere you in a coma? Even if you don't follow capeshit news, it was everywhere when it was announced.
>>216839018The first part wasn't any better thoughFor a sequel to be underwhelming the original has to be much better
>>216837795women talking
>>216838568Has a "actually that literally is Tony Stark from an alternate universe" thing been debunked yet? It's the only thing that makes sense. Otherwise it's actual key jangling
>>216838517>There's a strong argument it's cartoonishness and crass treatment of two of the MCU's most popular characters (arguably the two who should have replaced Tony and Cap) left a bad taste in audiences mouths.The biggest mistake Feige did was never recasting them.
This movie genuinely fucking sucks and I am tired of people pretending it's good because the characters banter with each other. The dialogue is bad, the action is unsatisfying and the entire premise barely makes sense. In my opinion this is a good example of a proto-Reddit movie especially given how every time it's brought up people just talk about the dumb one-liners.
>>216839464I like everything about the way Die Hard looksIt's visually phenomenal
>>216838938>face offThat's a great movie tho
>german terrorists jews are so retarded it's unreal
>>216839670lmao
>>216839670https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Army_Faction
>Christmas eveWhy are you here?
>>216835666>He's makin' a list>He's checkin' it too>Gonna find out if it's painful for you
>>216839502cook* the ham but whatever, go ahead and accuse me of being a streetshitter now. I'll be back later frens
I dreamed about things I never did with my ex-best friend again (male)It's been since May since I talked to himinb4 you should just hit him up. I was much more dependent in this relationship than he was. He doesn't need my company and if he did he'd come back.
>>216839575this nigga gay
>>216839575zesty ass buck
Why is padme like this?
>>216826379>Well ani, they didnt deserve to have those children after what they did to your mom. Sand people are sub-gungan anyway
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>>216824196>>>/wsg/6058098
>>216826055wtf anon thats a hell of a word picture your painting
>>216839394Anakin's expressions are top kek
ACKNOWLEDGE THE ONE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS. NOW
>>216838684One drop rule
>>216838684because her father is black and she doesn't look white, she has identifiable black features. Culturally this makes her black. If you're half black you are just considered black. The only time this changes is if you truly do not look black or mixed at all. The rare cases where you just took on the entirety of your white parent - pale skin, light eyes, lighter naturally straight hair, a non-wide nose. These people still put mixed down on their government documents but culturally black people would not accept them as black, if they for example said nigga, singing along to a hiphop track - blacks would chimp out.Mariah isn't the blackest looking mixed girl. But a lot of that is hair dye and straightened hair. In her more natural looks, she looks latina, like a Colombian or Venezuelan.
MARIAH, SHE'S ON FIGHAHMy work wife is in love with me & yet I'm married. What should I do, Mariah?
>>216838510Why has no one edited Nick Cannon as Santa yet?
>>216838510That's not Wham and George Michael.
im a grown ahh mane but this scene legit made me cry
Why was it okay for him to kill Wild Bill? Seemed kind of hypocritical after all his preaching.
>ahhjust say ass you donkey
>>216837440Why did he rape and kill two little white girls? Made it very difficult to root for his character.
>>216839528They called him the n word.
>>216839568They deserved worse.
>Rambo First Blood was released in 1982, much of its portrayal of the realities of veterans still holds true to this day. the film illustrates how the system failed him, leading to a downward spiral of violence as a response to the rejection and neglect he faced from society.Why is walking illegal?
>>216838904>Afternoon, officer. Something wrong?This could be provoking if they think you did something obviously wrong
>>216838238>Veterans day>"We mistreated our veterans">"We need to do more for our veterans">Warrior dividends>GI Bills>"Thank you for your service">Preferential hiring>"That's what a REAL hero looks like"What's with USA's culture of soldier worship? You have not fought a defensive war in 200 years.
>>216839443Its way easier to worship them then actually support them People give their thanks on the appointed days and think everything for them is fine as they walk by on parade, after that they can forget about them until the next one does a mass shooting or the next parade
>>216839490Tired of these welfare queens. Guy gets to the rest of his life on easy mode because he was a warehouse guard in Oklahoma for 4 years. Fuck the troops. Get a real job.
>>216839579No. Thank me for my service
Every single David Lynch fan I’ve ever encountered in my life genuinely believed that liking David Lynch films somehow makes them “smart”, even though they have no impressive abilities or actual real life accomplishments that a high IQ person would be expected to have. “Appreciating” avant garde films, music or art is a cope for people of average intelligence so they can tell themselves they’re “high IQ” in some way. >“haha, you got filtered! you just didn’t GET it!”Then let’s see if any Lynch fans can explain what, precisely, there is to “get” about his deliberately weird and meaninglessly disorienting films. Warning: You better all “get” it in the same exact way, because if you have different interpretations then that will mean there is no objective answer and you weren’t actually “understanding” any deeper meaning this whole time. Be very careful how you answer, otherwise the years you have spent cultivating this pretentious fake personality will all be for nothing.
>>216834640Nigga what is life
>>216834665You need counseling for your rape trauma
>>216836333Why do you care about what people enjoy? I can't imagine film discussion comes up in your personal life since you don't have any friends.
>>216837042you're brown
>>216829797Not him, but I love Blue Velvet because it's the only one of his weird movies that has coherent plot, usually his films are either not surreal enough or start off with promising premise before devolving into a bunch of poorly connected scenes that makes no sense.
FUCK CHRISTMAS AND FUCK YOU
Why don't we have a cool special Christmas theme like 2x4chan has?
>>216839082At midnight.
>>216828934This but with Marx
>>216830418They didn’t banish him
>>216828934Not everything is a fucking critique of capitalism. The Grinch was anti-Christmas because he was a fucking dick. He stops being a dick when he lets the spirit of the season into his heart.
