ITT your favorite joke in your favorite comedy show/movie
>>215355551It's everything about that scene. The music really sets it up so great.
Basically all of Hot Fuzz
>>215360940lmao
This episode was dogshit. This show has been getting worse season by season and clearly they ran out of ideas already. Also doing the "obsessed fan stand in" on a show that isn't even four years old seems super indulgent. It's not good if a show already feels like it is going through the motions by season three, and I wonder if this will be the last one.The only thing I enjoyed was hearing David Firth voice acting another character, that's it.
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>>215375748>>215375868>>215376236name something you didn't like about the episode
>>215375748I actually belly laughed several times this episodeThat fucking old man and the nurse got me real good
>>215376204Well that's just impossible seeing as South Park sucks and this is good.
>>215376384That it wasn't funny.
>>215373350>>215373554Literally malding
>>215376602you dont hate chuds enough
>>215366414he called stool fucking bits on his podcast and Rogan couldn't justify having any stool fucking at all in comedy. The funny part to me is that Rogan never acknowledges that he does a bit like that.
>>215370779he wasn't invited iirc
>>215375751He actually used to be fun and inquisitive In a "friend's stoner brother" type of way.Also he was never the main focus or reason why most people watched It's his guests who were the highlight, like the paleontologist dude or the ayylmao UFO guests and similar types.When he got really big and started hanging out with billionaires and powdered wigs fags they rubbed on him and when the chinkflu hit it mind broken him and he turned into a right-wing zogbot.His episodes went from aliens and talking about dinosaurs and fun shit to muh trannies muh covid vaccine muh masks muh "comedian" buddies.And it got old really fast The old podcast episodes were pure kino
What is going on bros? What's with the cutie-patootie genocide?
>>215375834His shirt literally says he's a penis doctor
>>215376639>start doing THIS
>>215376639Lol
>>215376316In that picture much of the difference is makeup. Both she and Snood looked like shit at that appearance.
My negronis are augmented.
>>215375888Two negronis Hold the ni
>>215376645Ahem ezcuse me, I sought zat it vas night already. Now you see me? Ok.
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>>215376684suck the blood out of virgin, hell suck them outta 2 virgins
>>215376654cool jacket
Kino
>>215376319Brainlet here, so what did they do exactly? My understanding is they got the orange crop report saying that the orange crop wasn't as bad as they thought and people wouldn't need frozen orange juice? Thats where my brainlet understanding ends.
>>215376358Yeah, I’ve seen the movie like 20 times in my life and I still have no idea what the fuck happens at the end
>>215376319The writers are also credited on Space Jam
>>215376358>>215376370So yeah after the crop report was read, they were able to buy shares of frozen orange juice for dirt cheap because people were selling them since it wasn't worth as much as speculators once thought. And they essentially own a vast majority of the market for literal pennies.
The once were warriors movie is stupid and doesn't mate any sense.Why does everyone think Jake the Muss is so bad was and tough?Throughout the whole movie people describe Jake the Muss like he is so bad ass because he is good at bashing people howeverHe doesn't even try to keep a job and even his own kids hate him, while his wife is the only one who tries to look after his own family...Wouldn't trying to look after his family be more impressive than bashing people at the pub?Why do people think he is tough for bashing people? He isn't even tough enough to keep a job.Stupid movie makes no sense...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i watch it because toot is literally me
Am I allowed to watch Mouse Hunt?
>>215370993I'ts not only kino but also incredibly wholesome. 10/10 would recommend
>>215370796I watched the shit out of this VHS as a kid
>>215374151I still have the VHS, and watch it regularly.
>>215373072>cutting off right before the jokeFUCK YOUUUUUUUU
It's great
>HOWEVER THERES A BIG ASS SNAKE IN THE WALLS THAT CAN PARALYZE YOU BY LOOKING AT YOU ALSO DON’T GO INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST BECAUSE THERE’S MAD SPIDERS AND CENTAURS THAT WILL RAPE YOUR ASS AND DON’T GO NEAR THAT WILLOW TREE IT’S ALIVE AND LOVES TO KILL CHILDREN WITH ITS BRANCHES NOW GO STUDENTS AND DO MAGIC ACTION I’M GOING BACK TO MY GOONING CHAMBER!
>>215375445it's actually mcconical because of her pyramid tits
The goblins running the banks is still probably my favorite part of the whole thing. Bitch has the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
>>215375947>welcome students, welcome>now, I know that we are only a few years out from wizard hitler having taken control of the wizarding world and his ghost is somewhere in a forest in albania>HOWEVER, please welcome our new slytherin students, all of whom are the sons and daughters of the commanders of the wizarding SS>yes, they will be permitted to continue to propogandise their own beliefs regarding racial purity. Just treat them as an anachronism, I am certain that there will be no consequence to having them around
>>215375922Nobody really knew the fine details of how horcruxes worked since that magic was taboo for centuries.Dumbledore's knowledge was just his best guess on how souls worked, even Voldemort was just winging it based on what little info Hogwarts provided him.Dumbledore hedged his bets on destroying the horcruxes because that's all he had to go on.
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>the second half is le way worse than the firstabsolutely filthy pleb opinion
>the second half is le way worse than the firstJust like the movie Lolita>>215375797Just to brighten up your day with a chuckle :)
>>215375719Nothing that Platoon didn’t do better
M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-EMICKEY MOUSE!*mickey mouse*MICKEY MOUSE!*mickey mouse*
>>215375719Yeah, no. The second half of FMJ is great but Platoon unequivocally did it better.
>>215373829It was great all the way through, but the first half is certainly better.>>215376561True, and Barnes did nothing wrong.
I think we were too harsh on her.
>>215376634Fucking Boeing can be landed between those eyes lmao
>>215376634Built for BWC
>>215376665accurate description of my latina-fueled boner
If she shows her tits I'll forgive her.
>>215376634if I were to rape her I would focus on her eyes 90 percent of the time and the other 10 percent I would stick my feet in her asshole
Movies about taking a chance and discovering that being in love is deeply fulfilling and even life-saving?
>>215376113Dating apps unironically. They do work. At least in my country (Ireland)
if you want love, briefly but sincerely express your desire for a lifelong permanent relationship on your online dating bioyour matches will be fewer but with a lot more potential
>>215371934very unrealistic. At some point you settle for 3-4 positions you always go to1. her hair in your face while she the little spoon2. her head crushes your shoulder3. backs to each other4. facing each other but legs cuddling
why are there so many sex havers on this board, disgusting
>>215372537What's with your auto-correct?
What do you think Bonnie Aarons best role has been to date?
>>215371943Is this nose attainable natty?
>>215376064yes
>>215376064Nun makeup?
>>215376064No. I'm not dressing up and putting on makeup. That is a very slippery slope. I do think she was unconventionally attractive before she got old though. Same with Drea de Matteo.
>>215371943Quintessentially Ashkenazi.
Did he do a good job raising those three boys of his on his own?
>>215376117I didn't catch this.
>>215371912Now that you mention it pretty much all of his content is focused around parodying american feel good propaganda media:https://youtu.be/VIMOXn9elj0?si=jKYtvTsQzi7MK9Ct
>>215371695>YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELLI want more of this this guy
>>215370864YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL
go easy on the lungs
HOLY KINO
>>215376591Corbet isn't jewish.As far as I'm aware, Sean Baker isn't jewish either.
>>215367697I'm glad they raped him for this
>>215367697I don't mind the style itself but the asymmetry kills it for me.
>>215376617>Corbet isn't jewish.>On his mother's side, he has Irish, Serbian (from Apatin), and Ashkenazi Jewish ancestryUh huh
>>215376591I watch this webm in full every time it gets posted. The hooker being pretty helps but it's also really fucking funny on its own.
