holy shit
it was 10% too annoying and badly acted to stick
It's been 25 years since it was released and world animation STILL lives in its shadow. How did Miyazaki do it?
aka The Rock's next box office bombhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhApeaHMvfs
rock jumanjis are some deal with the devil sort of thing, it'll be big like the rest.
Watch my movie
>>222133407Am I the only one who likes the Jumanji reboots?Like, they're fun movies.
>>222135588Yeah, all of these annoying actors actually work in them. Plus Karen Gillan is sexy as fuck.
Dead EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>222097678
Tuvok, that burrito better be Vegan. ENT told us that Vulcans are Vegan.
Imagine if the borg remained a faceless enemy and their whole concept wasn't undermined by this abomination. What could have been...
>>222135231I’m halfway through First Contact right now. I’ll have to finish it tomorrow. But holy shit. This movie is bad. It’s fucking really bad and really corny
star trek sex with icheb and q jr
they should of made DS9, VOY, and ENT Movies.
/tv/ humor thread
>>222115643Also the mongol and the Barbers. Infact Spain and Portugal was occupied by muslims for 800 years. Most of Russia was ruled by the mongols and the balkan was under Ottoman for hundred of years too.
>>222115163Check out the woman of color at :23 definitely not laughing.
>>222115270She was absolute shit in The Wheel of Time.
>>222116705it's funny as shit. you probably like Lonely Island.
>>222115163>ends set after 2 minutes of crickets and refuses to do making copies
What were they tempting him with?
>>222134697Feet pics.
>>222134735fpbp
>>222134697What a shitty boring movie
>>222134697>What were they tempting him with?Nothing. Just PTSD. Distorted memories from his fractured mind, steeped in the lotus. Victims of pillage—raped and murdered—who return to torment him. Ridiculous.
our thread is collapsing
>compresses doom like the titan submersible
>>222132344Was that a rhetorical question?
>>222133242I love Magneto so much. I love when they go complete Mary Sue with him and make him so in tune with electromagnetic fields that he has Daredevil 360 awareness that makes him damn near impossible to sneak up on and strong enough to “pinch” Earth’s EM field. Dude’s an absolute beast.
>>222132560yeah I don't know why they can't just give him the red and blue spandex and helmet combo
>>222132153Did they film his scenes first?
>>222135552yeah but not for mckellenfor stewart :'(
Cavill stays on.>Mike Flanagan is an American filmmaker, best known for his horror work. Flanagan wrote, directed, and edited the films Absentia, Oculus, Hush, Before I Wake, Ouija: Origin of Evil, Gerald's Game, Doctor Sleep, and The Life of Chuck.Also done a bunch of the netflix horror shows like Hill House, Bly Manor, all of that shit.How do we feel bros? Finally happening, I guess.
>>222134822>Alien EarthYou mean Noah Hawley. 5 seasons of fargo and 3 of legion. I think he mostly sucks but what are you on about?
>>222131393Why can't they just grab one of the good book writers?the video games do that and greatly benefit from it?
>>222131393this guy sucks
Warhammer feels so fake and corporate, despite its apparent grimdarkness, and I don't know why the fans don't see itIt's completely fraudulent
>>222135204How would you market a fascist theocracy that's really into genocide?
satanic, illuminati etc films
>>222135340Paddington 2
>>222135340
>In the heart of Manhattan’s Little Italy, where mob bosses rule and faith is fading, Father Joe, a man of God unlike any other, wages a secret war – single-handedly busting crime rings and turning the city’s underworld into his congregation. As the stakes rise and the network runs deeper, Joe must forge unlikely alliances, cross sacred lines, and take his war beyond the walls of the church to save the lives no one else can. Confess, repent, pay, or face the consequences.>Starring Kiefer Sutherland as the titular vigilante priest, Al Pacino as a ruthless mob boss, and Ever Jovovich as a troubled young woman caught between danger and redemption. The film will premiere at the 2026 Venice Film Festival; early buzz indicates it’s strong contender for Best Picture
Never will I ever.
>>222132181It's not Pacino anymore.
>>222132016Fuck yes. >>222132150FUCK. YES.
>>222132924KEK
>>222134084Not a thing
>anime cant be ki…
>>222129829>>222131492The protagonist of victory gundam carries around his mother's severed head in a helmet.
>>222134134does he fuck it?
>>222134134He also got molested by an Albanian woman
>>222129829Victory Gundam has the woman crushed by the shell, but all of UC gundam is violent. If you want some bleak shit, Hathaway
>>222130409Patlabor but it's cop shit instead of space opera shit
Why is there no prominent TV or movies featuring clown girls despite the massive demand?
>>222134582Is that what zoomers watch everyday?
>>222135477it's educational
>>222135477Mostly, yes.Hypersexual 1% of humans, in the sense of safety money nets and looks.I live in a 200k people city and you can't even buy that types of hyper sexual clothes here (and It's a full costume for the looks of it)
Clown pussyClown pussyHonkHonk
I watch this gay shit because it's good sometimes
This looks gay as fuck
If it ain't in a YouTube short you know it ain't worth watching, they overplay their hands be practically saying "here are the funniest bits don't bother with the rest"
I decided to try out that other show that they promote, Smartypants. It's basically giving your hot take through a powerpoint. This season the topics are literally 50% "this is what I think as a gay person". I'm not even joking, every other presentation is something like "celebrities we as gay people like" and so on. Maybe their target audience likes that stuff, but to me it's another missed opportunity ruined by their gay cast members
I only watch it if the amazingly fat guy is in or the cute lesbian
>>222132739>>222133665These
How did they make 5 foot petite woman scary?
>>222135199If by scary you mean CUTE then sure!
>>222135199This character is no scarier or dangerous than the average jealous man.
>>222135199By appealing to your fearousal sense.
What the heck was his problem?
>>222134914I'm white, bongistani>>222134799he was a bong, retardo
>>222134938>"it's murder because it's illegal" is historically illiterate.I agree and I never said this. You're the one who's illiterate, pal.
>>222134938>Reddit spacing
>>222135499You literally argued that because dueling was illegal, killing someone in one was still "murder by law." That's exactly the premise I'm challenging. If you want to retreat to "I meant manslaughter," fine, but that means your original argument was wrong.
>>222135549>You literally argued that because dueling was illegal, killing someone in one was still "murder by law."No, I said dueling is illegal and it's murder. You're the one who has inserted the word "because". I brought up the legality because you made a retarded analogy about boxing, which is a legal sport and an accidental death caused by a boxing match would never be considered murder. Or are you suggesting that two guys planning and agreeing to shoot each other wouldn't get a murder charge? This is a very simple exercise in logic, so I don't know why you're having such a hard time following it.
