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AZIZ, LIGHT!
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Time doesn’t matter.

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>Try to watch Lain
>Minimize it and and keep it as background noise
>watch The Boys instead
>remain glued to it despite the brainrot vernacular like Sigma, Memes and DEI.
what is wrong with me?
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present sneed
ahehaehuaehaehu
present CHUCK

aoienoianeiognaeiognaioengaoiengiow
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>>219851935
The AT field stands for Absolute Terror field. The anime is literally about how we are afraid of opening ourselves up to others so Seele merges all of humanity so we are all one. I feel like the message is pretty damn clear brother.
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>>219850733
Ha!
>>219850644
Social media has fried our attention span. Its even hit autists like us. I dont blame zoom zooms for hating Lain as even in the 90s it was slow.
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>thinly veiled anime thread
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Is it true Lain is for trannies? I see that meme with Lain compared to any other anime shows that get mentioned

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so let’s just remember it’s more time for Jane to shine next week.
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>>219853462
SNL sucks and is for faggots

BRING BACK MAD TV!
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>>219853462
one of my teachers at my old faggy art fag college looked just like that, same nose ring and everything, god i wanted to fuck her
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>>219853462
>rule 2: no raping. you disagree, Che?
kek got his ass, Che was shook
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Reruns are new if you haven't seen them.
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>>219853462
SNL mostly sucks i only watch for the hot whores on the show

I shouldn't have laughed
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Im 40 now. Im still on this hellhole site. No female connections and the longest relationship i had in my whole life was 2 weeks.
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*shouldn't of
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even if my penis entered a vagina i'd still be a virgin because it's so small it would just be floating in a void touching nothing at all
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If you can't laugh at yourself...

Why dont you guys buy sex just to give it a shot as characters in many televisions and films have?
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I will remove all of /tv/'s rags just so you insecure faggots can shut the fuck up already

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>ynr crank yankers
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>>219853658
My homie still listens to every snow plow show.
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>>219853658
For me, it's LPC

https://youtu.be/JP__JSvnA6I?si=VbyhgPcMJ8J8qShc
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Come one
Come all
Cause were
Havin a ball
Were just
Makin some calls
To strangers
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https://youtu.be/Ep0heYjHtsk?si=_O8RZHOJ8RekRH5w
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Waow... I jusht plugged my phone in thishh..

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He makes millions of letterboxd trooners, quirky cinema art hoes, and pretentious, overly political moviebros seethe.
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>>219852885
>i can't even comprehend thinking inglourious basterds sucks... what is a great film to you guys
Jackie Brown.
2001
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>>219850935
>>219850952
>>219850969
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I just don't like people who worship jews and blacks. it disgusts me to see that worship in movies. it's distracting and vulgar and puts me off the film. if that makes me an "overpolitical moviebro" then that's fine.
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Never seen any of his crap and never will.
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>>219853849
trannies rock

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it really wasn't that funny
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>>219853738
>why does it need to be relatable
To be funnier, more enjoyable, less rote, etc.
I can watch 10 episodes of Seinfeld without feeling burnout
I can't do that with Curb, the scenarios are less diverse, everything is "Larry does something nobody would ever do"
It's also overly reliant on side-characters because there's no real co-lead, Jeff would be the closest but he's not even around sometimes
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>>219853805
I'm not trying to convince you to like it. Comedy is subjective to an extent, it's just odd to me that you're juxtaposing it with Seinfeld where people just as frequently do things no one would ever do. I like both about the same. I don't "relate" to anyone in either show.
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>>219852902
Is it more whiny Jewish guy humor?
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>>219852902
seasons 7-whatever are garbage. even sheryl episodes are ruined because she's married to a total mass murdering retard
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>>219853805
Seinfeld is the most rewatchable and the best comedy show in the history of television.

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This was fucked
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>>219853249
Aww she's smiling
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>>219853249
>Thought Chris Hansen was the worst that could happen? Think again.
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all pedos must hang
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Jay Bauman is gonna praise this 6/10 flick to no fucking end isn't he
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>>219853249
If she bleeds...

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Millennials are pumping out videos like picrel day in and day out
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>>219852245
Millenials? That guy is a zoomer
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>>219852245
It's white guilt feminazi boomerslop
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>>219852261
No. It is emphatically slop for conservative boomer dads.
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>>219852245
>people dont like boomer power fantasy
>boomers from /ptg/ raid /tv/ to whine
>reddit tranny jannies who infested this board like bedbugs allow /pol/fags to shit up the board because they hate 4chanians and want us to suffer
>corrupt mods allow it
you are posting on an occupied board.
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>>219853857
>feminazi
beth is a cunt bc she's infertile but becomes a tradwife for bud spencer anyway because she puts out ten times a day

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>Gets assassinated by either a Tyrell or Baratheon branch five minutes after the show ends in your path
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>>219853563
>on the show
in the book, faggot. he's not getting assassinated by shit.
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>>219853689
The anyone can die bit was so overblown. In reality only Ned and Robb were a big deal. Every other main character made it to the endgame. Joffrey, Tywin, etc were just secondary antagonists that weren't ever going to make it.
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>>219853840
It was not overblown. You're dumb.
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>>219853963
Ned, Robb and Catelyn, and Dany were the only characters killed off who could credibly be considered primary protagonists. Over 8 fucking seasons. And Dany's death was telegraphed from a mile away so it barely even counts.
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>>219853963
None of the heroes die in seasons 5-7.
Every fan favorite survives to season 8.
They even revive the Hound and Jon.

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Just marathoned this (6 hours total with my 3 dinner and piss breaks)

Who was in the wrong
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>>219853636
Lenny. He was an asshole.
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>>219853726
Don't believe his lies.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>219853726
>>219853742
I dont know who to believe!
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>>219853636
i had a debate yell fight for 2 hours over this movie with a friend
it was decided, we were both right

>have a cool setting
>basically the closest thing to a Mass Effect TV show
>have a plot that allows you to explore new universes, cool ancient ayy lmaos and their tech, etc cool shit
>lets just make it all about boring politics, make the main "villain" a retarded space Che Guevara and shitty family drama
Seriously, what the F*CK were they thinking...?!
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>>219846145
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>>219849394
That's just the worse version
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>>219853818
TBD
(aside for Drummer, shell be my slave)
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Spin the drum.

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Hello Neo!

Sure I can answer those questions for you!

Here's a break-down of all my answers:

1. Who Am I?: I am the architect the creator and inventor of the Matrix.
2. Why are you here?: You are what is refered to as an "anomaly" — a human that rejects the programming.
3. This is about choice? Indeed you are right! Given the former attempts at building Matrixes, I discovered that giving humans the illusion of choice -- 99% of test subjects accepted the matrix!


Key themes and summary:
- It's important that the very nature of the anomaly stays intact - as this keeps the matrix resetting[1].
- Love is an unexpected side effect that was uncalculated for
- The probably of the survival of the city of Zion is zero[2].

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>>219846763
Because the writers are tryhard pseuds. Literally half the Matrix dialogue is just them parroting random post-structuralist French philosophers without any understanding or sensible context. This is not to even get into how incomprehensibly retarded the idea of using humans as a power source is. The continued popularity of this franchise is baffling.
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>>219846727
Unironically the word ergo entered my vocabulary from this dumb bullshit.
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>>219853962
little baby still seething so hard that he's too low iq to understand the matrix kek. furiously rubbing those couple braincells together, and so angry he still can't grasp it. Therefore if such a le smarty person as you can't get it, they're psueds and it has no sensible content!
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>>219853935
It is, in fact, intended to be understood, in my opinion, which would make it not really much of an insult to say that it was, in fact, understandable. Vis a vis, ergo.
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>>219854014
>It is, in fact, intended to be understood, in my opinion, which would make it not really much of an insult to say that it was, in fact, understandable. Vis a vis, ergo.
When did I say the speech isn't intelligible? It's not hard to follow, it's just using dense language and somewhat tricky with it's context.

Lannister edition

Old >>219780089
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>>219825625
>mfw lancel never figured out there was no such thing as a breastplate stretcher
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>>219853625
Not been such a cunt and learned a little humility
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>>219853826
made me sad that baelor offered his maester but died so dunk got stuck with the shit one
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>>219845400
>leave you and our unborn child in the lurch

House Dayne is richer than House Stark, it's not like Ashara will have to go on food stamps and she never told Eddard she was pregnant with his kid (Jon Snow) and meanwhile, he had already been betrothed to Catelyn.

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Who would win in a fight to the death?
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>>219853744
bryan only did it so he could fit in the box in the one episode where he did street magic
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>>219853707
I honestly dont know.but the overly cute but weird kid actors who get alot of roles at that age usually domt age well and end up strange looking manlets
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>>219853940
The paparazzi pictures of him made him look like a regular guy of normal height. You’re right about kid actors generally, but I feel like he looked more like a normal cute kid and not like malcolm or culkin where they are hired for big heads and eyes and look weird as adults
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>>219852942
Dewey was a literal sociopath. He would rape and murder that little freak.
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>>219852942
giving adowabwe bwanket vibes


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