Comedy is saved.
>>222125835How did we go from Bill Cosby telling black youths to pull their pants up & speaking proper English to a fat faggot recommending STDs & a rape case by having bar sex with a mid.
>>222137677>>222137720tard responses how does anyone take you seriously in real life lol
>>222137490>10/10 men aren't going to slum it with an average looking woman, they have standards tooSo women really have no theory of mind for males at all. The memes were right.
>>222137788>muh appeal to heccin normal haver consensus approvaljust cope you dumb hole. you're not socially better than your actual looksmatch. he would stick around, all these other guys don't. there's a reason why.
>>222125737Joe Rogan humping a stool is unironically funnier than stav shitting his pants or whatever he is doing
What's the last 8.5/10 you watched?
>>222136900"Nice guys finish last" is a term that originated in baseball and applies to basically everything in life. If you're overly nice and agreeable, people will take advantage of you.
>>222137701But when she gets her face smashed in you expect me to feel bad for her
The Odyssey
>>222136900Her face look like ghoul
i hate women so much it's unreallove from kazahkstan
Above the waist.Hard to fill.Marked for surgeryUnder Siege 2; Dark toilet. On deadly diet. Executive Lunch.The glutton manFire down below. The Pastryiot. Eggplant wounds. Bum Ticker.Half past dead
His hair piece is like a hat he puts on every day it seems.
>>222137779It is like an 18th century wig but instead of powdering it with talcum and flour he combs it with ship fuel.
I watched this and I don't get why everyone is saying this is an incel movie. The guy literally has a girl who's into him but he prefers another. Am I missing something?
>>222137052You are this >>222136810
>>222137052Bro if your friend could fuck a bunch of womem but chose not to means he is not an incel he had a certain preference that he couldn't have. The movie is actually a warning against oneitis.
>>222137557That’s how I knew it was a woman that made the postThis movie exposed feminists for the last time>if you don’t treat women like toilets you aren’t normal and should kill yourself
>>222136027>home owner>employed>many friends>has a hobby as a musician (works at a music store)>NOT six feet>NOT blue eyed>NOT working in financehe's incel-adjacent
>>222137716Women aren’t turned on by blue eyes unless they are chad hunter eyes and they get wet for many kinds of broke losers Only height matters
>Grammy winner Steve Lacy joined the festivities during the film’s Hollywood premiere on Monday, detailing more than just his original song for the latest “Spider-Man” flick. The “Oh Yeah” and “Bad Habit” singer also allegedly spilled the beans on “Stranger Things” alumna Sadie Sink‘s “Spider-Man” character, which Marvel has kept tightly under wraps. Lacy delivered the accidental reveal while speaking with Twitch star Valkyrae, who hosted the film’s official red carpet stream. During Monday’s carpet, Valkyrae asked Lacy to name his favorite character from the movie “without spoiling anything,” according to video shared on social media.>“Jean. I like Jean,” he responds, “she’s the villain but, like, there’s a reason to her madness.” After Valkyrae asks whether his answer was a spoiler, Lacy seemingly tones down his enthusiasm for the character. “I like her character. I don’t know why.”https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2026-07-28/spider-man-brand-new-day-steve-lacy-spoils-secret-character
The kind of shit she pulled, I'm surprised she wasn't killed on the spot with extreme prejudiceLike, Peter, I don't know what to tell you, but you can't pull that shit after the kind of stuff she's doneThe whole movie during that scene I keep expecting him to make a talk about how trauma doesn't give us the right to violate others or something that at least points to us that Peter is aware of just how BAD of a person she is
>>222136905I can't jerk off to any other girl after seeing Melody Marks' perfect pink pooper. I want to eat it and then have sex with it but i am 600 pound transwoman and i pooped my panties but im too stoned to go clean up im just sitting in shit and now im going to jerk off before I go back to my job as a mod on /tv/.
>>222137781This but unironically.
>>222137728telepaths in marvel get carte blanche to be psychotic right up to the point where they try to end the universecharles was the bad guy and magneto was right the whole time
>>222136081Muties are always the bad guy.
Are they the most talented wife/husband duo in the history of the industry?
>>222130451the psych industry renaming love "co-dependence" and telling you it's bad is the most directly evil thing they ever tried and nobody even seemed to notice
>>222137733its not the best
>>222131772Surprisingly, not really.
>>222136846How about the Beavis and butthead thing
>>222133864the reason is Rob is actually one of the most influential music video directors too and came up with that style
>the 2000's was 30 years agoWhere is all the 00's nostalgia?
>tfw we'll never go back to when niggers were confined to zoos
>>222136597>you went back to the early 2000sI never left
>>22213687190s and 00s nostalgia will never come. For some reason the 1980s was the most memorable and the last of nostalgia.
>>222136597It's sickening how soulless this AI shit is.
RIP CHESTERCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>Our age of chuds is collapsingWhat did Nolan mean by this?
>>222135299As the shitty journalists say, they commit acts of economic terrorism, by not going to shitty movies that aren't made for them by people who hate them.
>>222136234they did NOT like this post>man pokes sleeping bear>bear wakes and tears man to pieces>goes back to beda lesson you zoomies locked in your rooms never learned
>>222135313we don't sign our posts here
>>222135251>introverted and isolated men who pose a potential threat to society into submissionProtecting elementary schools and churches from getting shot up because you can't breed is a pretty noble goal tbqh
>>222137682Not even using that right
why didn't he just stay to live alone with his fat-assed overly competitive stepmother and fuck her brains out every day? was he a poofter?
imagine having helena bonham carter as your mom, i'd be on her like barnacles on a ship
/tv/ humor thread
>>222115245Name?
>>222119774She and that audience are equally revolting. (No I'm not an incel but she is a racist cunt; no incel wants to touch that.)
>>222128270>updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LO_ztu42s4It cannot be overstated how big of a bullet her ex dodged
>>222134105>What the fuck is next after trooning though?Suicide, ideally
>>222115162AIDS
Arthouse & ClassicsRose Baubart edition>QotDFavourite /film/ about or heavily featuring a birthday or birthdays?>Baunushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVn4LQ11xsoPrevious: >>222071081
WILLOW SPRINGSKalifornien 1972Film von Werner SchroeterMagdalena Montezuma Christine KaufmannIla von HaspergMichael O'Daniel
>>222137103He's going loco.
Still waitin' on that new Verner joint with the monke twins.
>>222137103It ain't hittin' lately, y'all niggas gave up.
>>222133063Harperfag is also midsommarfag. This guy is the worse thing to happen to /tv/
>>222136521The sacrifice I can kinda defend, but yeah, raping Casca pushed it a bit too far. And look what it got him: a little retarded baby that takes over his body.Rape never pays out well.
>>222133628Hunter would would if he didn't have those horrible boltons
>>222133628Go back to /a/
>>222133628Any clown character is uncastable in 2026 because everyone forgot how to be funny imo. Heath Ledger was the last one, 'Joker' not actually being Joker is the only reason that the first movie worked. He wasn't funny he was mentally unstable and downtrodden and that was the point.As for Griffith though you could cast Chace Crawford to be honest. He'd have to lose some weight for the role but he could do it. He's got a good range.
Remember that time Griffith raped Casca and made her retarded like 20 years ago and Miura died and Griffith is STILL alive?
Canon Cast EditionPrevious >>222134045
>pissed off at show got>pissed off at hotd>now pissed off at thisIra Parker please... don't do it please.... keep dunk kino...
>>222137928Don’t you dare put fraudatheon alongside Ned Stark.
>>222137951That's what I said retardDaeron's line, you know, the line you allegedly support though apparently were not aware of
>>222137912It’s the opposite. Rhaegar, Lyanna and Aerys are idiots for trying to follow their prophetic dreams and they destroyed their own lives. Egg too. This is very anti-prophecy
>>222137952What are you so pissed about? Did you name your kid Khalesi or some shit?
So he canonically raped her, right?
>>222135381Puppets are awesome and midgets are funny.
>>222132781She has a boob slip in that scene in the original cut.
>>222137295you can see through her whole outfit in every scene
Wanna try gettin' physical with me?
>>222135006I haven't seen it in 20 years so I will definitely enjoy it like a first viewing again
>>222133391He's another whiny TDS bitch like Ruffalo, De Niro and the rest. How many illegal immigrant felons do they welcome into their neighborhoods?
Thinkin' about pools, man.
>>222136186I'm thinking about chocolate chip cookies rn>>222135503He's an actor?
>>222136186specifically swimmin pools
