trying to get into Patton Oswalt. what should I check out?
>>224148499True Crime, there are a hundred similar cases about killing your wife.Suing your own mother is a bit more esoteric of course.
his comedy special
>>224148499>trying to get into Patton Oswalt. what should I check out?His mouth or ass, I suppose.
His murdered wife
>>224153077He annihilated his wife
What would possess a person to act like this when they're a guest in somebody else's home?
>>224153241Jewbris.
it's funny
californians think they are hot shit and the world revolves around them
He was porking the boss's daughter, he was basically a made guy and knew he was untouchable
>>224153241I have to give the nod to William Wellman
Isn't it sad that all of them are dead?
>>224152875There are at least two murderers on that picture.
>>224153277Three, if you count Andy Dick
>>224153277Bruce and Jim?
>>224153330I was thinking Maron and Hader.
>>224153277and four rapists!
Best Cycling kinos ITT
>>224153118I would murder your grandpa and spit on his grave.
>>224152850They have flixbuses in America? Why is that continent so cucked they can't even have their own bus companies?
>>224153118If you murder a cyclist the amount of cyclists stay the same.
>>224152925>we gaan
>>224153023I kicked one outside Baltimore. His friends rode off and I threw his shoes into the creek nearby while he curled up in a ball and made noises.
Uh... so what's a true king suppose to say??
>>224153074Being overly paranoid doesn't mean you are never right.That is typically why people end up that way, because they are right sometimes.Him thinking everyone was out to get him and gunning for him just because, instead of him rubbing people the wrong way by being a psychopathic asshole.
>>224147878He got his daughter made queen with practically zero effort on his part, what are you talking about? The Lannisters could have had the throne in their grasp for centuries if they hadn't fucked around so much.
>>224145736Cultural Imprint
>>224153230This king just reminds me of Don Johnson
>>224153289Fits all to well with his part in Django, eh?
What are the quintessential early 2010's kinos?
>>224143594I have to when my future is only getting worse.
>>224147352ching chong ping pongsorry tiny ding dong
>>224143579shut the fuck up, zoomer cunt
>>224143579blue-haired feminism and occupy wallstreet were already things by thenthe last "good" years were 2007-2009, and even that's debateable since 9/11 already happened and social media was on the rise
>>224143579nigga how old are you?
>the pengest witches in his year agree to go to a dance with him and his best mate>they both act like insufferable twatswas Harry retarded?
Your life changes when you understand this scene
>>224152251I'll say, you troon out, apparently
>>224152734Yeah they should have kept the fighting scenes out of the movie, they didn't fit. The first 40 minutes of the movie were the most interesting and should have just stayed that way.They could said something like "The machines never fight Neo anymore because they always lose that way", a good way to make him seem extremely powerful, but skip those dreadful fight sequences. The way of keeping him stressed out was way more effective for their purpose anyway than fighting him.
>"i am a magic witch who knows for a fact determinism is real, even me saying this very thing!">looks shocked when she dies
>>224152734yeah The Matrix 1 will always be the tightest little story with cool action, but for The Matrix 2 (and to a lesser extent 3), i can at least say 'it had some great action set pieces.'i'm never going to feel upset by The Matrix 4, and it never seemed to piss people off like i think they anticipated, people just didn't care. but i can't even say there was some cool fight scene or even a solid OST that i can recall.by this point, all the stuff that was groundbreaking wire-fu and VFX in The Matrix 1 is probably just a plug-in in After Effects.
>>224152845>people just didn't careAs well they shouldn't. It was a middle finger to the studios for forcing it to be made, but not an insult towards audiences. It was designed to be boring and uninteresting so audiences wouldn't be clamoring for more. For all their mental illness, Wachowskis actually had some artistic integrity.
josh is the key to all of this. he is a funnier character than we've ever had on redlettermedia
>>224150582>>224153121I still don't understand what's happening here
>>224151789I've been watching since 2011 and I have no idea what most of the ones in the dark are. Truly there are some deep-lore-schizo RLM fags. >>224152723AIDS Moby is fine, never understood the hate.
>>224153132yeah Feeding Frenzy still has a lot of the>it's okay because we're doing a joke *wink*comedy, like intentionally drawing out or over0explaining the gag.but at the same time, it's like a low-budget version of Slither or something. there's still a degree of sincerity, i enjoyed it. i don't know why they lost sight of the very thing THEY complain about.then again they're now on YouTube censoring themselves and shilling products, while also complaining about YouTubers who shill products and censor themselves. guys are just in it for the easy money at this point.
>>224153136Figure it out, dude.
>>224153273I think Jay still has some sincerity in him but Mike is checked out.
Cast her
>>224144525It's been canon to the comics since her debut in 1940.
>>224143714>>224143714Skip WW and do Wonder girl with a Young Justice team. Mr Terrific can serve as a mentor role. First movie already introduced superman clones so there'll be a superboy. Maybe add Hawkgirl if the justice gang is disbanded. Elena Kampouris as Wonder Girl
>>224152663she debuted in 1941 and she's not greek
>>224152637who caresid rather not see any running if its gonna be done so poorly for an heroine
For me it's absolute wonder woman with a thick jungle and hairy pits
Where the heck is all the color?
>>224151871nolan is fucking colourblind, same as ridley scott
>>224152826yeah lmao, nolan's one came out today
>>224152832
>>224152832Literally me
>>224151871this nigga watched an hdr rip on sdr screenKWAB
There is something incredibly philosophical and true to life about him that makes him one of the best horror villains. Like Pinhead if he wasn't one note and retarded (Pinhead gets by on his design). Can the Saw series actually survive without him?
>>224152423If theres anyone that can do it, it's him.
>>224148394To be based.
>>224153043Holy shit.
Why don't they keep making them so long as Tobin's still around? Last one was awesome.
>>224152448
Do it. Now.
>>224151082Because retards can't into.
>>224150545
>>224151082It's fun to shitpost about, but he was clearly referring to the fact that any person could easily eat that much in 90 minutes.
>>224151082He's right in that it wouldn't be that hard to eat in 90 minutes.It's just funny that he called it "a fairly small amount", and he's fat.
>>224151739>>224152254That's why it became a meme in the first place, people thought they can eat it in 90 minutes, but they couldn't. This is of course nothing for professional eaters, who would squash it all into a tiny ball and dip it in Cola, but that's not how normal people eat.
>I AM... THE LAW
>>224140547I love classic "Law punishing evil doer" stories. Same reason I love reading old pulp novels.
>>224140668It was a bad adaptation but it was still fun because how the actors hammed it up. Both Stallone and Assante.
>>224140547
>>224147620>paying the culture tax for a decade and a half>product still arrives brokenAt least the slop is diverse now.
>>224140547Brutal mogging
I remember when Craig was announced in 2005
>>224152517I suck dicks
>>224152189I didnt mind, really. I was more concerned if they were going to continue the Brosnan-era CGI slop.
>>224152189>Craig>Bond
>>224152189Guy straight up looks like Putin, something that people commented on back in 2005
>>224153309>does the same exact smirk as that pic in front of the portrait of him smirkingcan't unsee
