What are some decent Arnie's Conan knock-offs from the 80s? Just finished this and it was some decent campy dumb fun
>>223172469These are not from the 80´s but i´m guessing they fit the bill. Kull the conqueror (1997) or Lambert Beowulf (1999).
>>223172469the barbarians is fun schlock
>"Do you like me?">"'cause if you do, now is the time to tell me."How do you respond to this without completely fucking up and resorting to using a dollar store monkey paw to win her love, leaving (You) and two others dead along with completely ruining her life? You've had a crush on this girl for at least a few years btw.
>>223172326So he’s afraid of a little girl then ok just makes him even more of a huge beta pussy. And why would he ever think she’s going to kill him? If he was that worried he should have called the cops from his friends place.
>>223172412>men who are harder up say yeswoahahahawowowow no way thats fucking crazy!!!
>>223172407this. other retard thinks hes an action hero
>>223172325He listened. That's what no one did.
>>223172402nta thats been replying to you>casual sex is fineit in fact is not, especially intragroup. it rots the friend group from the inside every time>gave him the perfect opportunity and he pussied outhow do you not understand that was an obvious shit test? friendzoning her there was the only logical choice to maintain the status quo since she was leaving anyway. oneitus demands not rocking the boat as much as possible
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>>223171321JUST FUCKING STOPLET FRANCHISES FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>223171321Pamela Vorhees, what's her story?
>>223172634Fuller planned on making F13 snowy kino as well, with one of the episodes taking place on the frozen lake. Just a shame.
>“I tried to think about Crystal Lake and a Friday the 13th prequel as, ‘What era did the first movie come out of?’ It came out of the paranoid ’70s thriller era,” Caleb Kane goes on to explain. “It came out of the mistrust-of-institutions era. It came out of the women’s lib era, the National Organization for Women era, this consciousness-raising awakening era in America. I wanted to go and play with all of those themes.”
>>223172634that means we missed out on lesbian Pamela and Gay Jason
You, guys, do watch film noir, right?
Rope is basically a Noir despite being in colour.
>>223168460sure
I do and I realized one reason I watch so much noir is that it's a portal to golden age America. Today's US differs in so many negative ways they're too many to list. Here's one: the women are feminine.
>>223171420Yeah I've started watching more movies in general from the 50s and 60s because it just reminds of how great America (and Europe) used to be and I wish I lived during that time.
>>223168595>boring as reading about the punic warsI want to punch you. Very hard.
Unrequited Love EditionPrevious: >>223153694
>>223172659You basically have to run in through a large language model and summarize the dialog or you go blind and get dehydrated. I lost my hair
>>223172659No, it's not Xavier: Renegade Angel.
>>223172716Hey, you think there's a chance you'll love him next thread? Asking for a lil' bussy. I meant to write buddy but bussy sounds better.
So how did you all celebrate 9/11? I watched all the Suliban episodes of ENT and knocked back 2 Manhattans.
>>223172745I love all my /trek/ friends~ 愛してる Anon-kun <3
This shit is fucking kino and it has that hottie from Italian Spiderman in it
>campy aesthetics with hot actresses and goofy plotlinesThere is not a single thing preventing hollywood from making a show like this today except the stubborn insistence by spiritually desiccated hags that everything by ugly and miserable.
>>223169392>that hottie from Italian Spiderman in itSusanna Dekker? I've searched for her name just a few days ago.
>>223171384Everything about this series is too good for Hollywood. Just be happy that it happened.
Thank your for that assessment, rajesh. Very cool
>>223171950I'm a White South African actually.
Do they fuck in this show?
>>223171380>I'm teh captan naw
>>223171380Probably. Shes a hot slut
>>223171556>hotShe looks like a black genderbent Louis Rossman
She could get it.Reminds of a round and brown episode.
Is this a top 15 movie?
>>223172163Overrated Woo. Not enough gun action. Rehashes all his cliches. The boat chase was dope though and doesn't get enough credit. Wicked trailer too.
>>223172657He’s a married man with kids, talk that slander to me you’ll be talking your ya ass pal.
>>223172657His hot wife had exquisite tits in her day, you know
>>223172705ESL monkey got so mad over his boyfriend's honor he stuttered through text. Embarrassing.Go simp somewhere else faggot. This movie is trash, travolta is a FAGGOT.
>>223172718Wasn’t she in Jerry McGuire
Not a maymay post. Not allowed here. This film is legitimately a masterpiece. When you watch it, you think it is a realistic depiction of American sports and it's all there is to it. But that's not it. It is more like Taxi Driver, almost. It is still a film. The realistic stuff is not at the forefront, even though it does feel like it. Spike Lee is genius because of this illusion. It is about a criminal man (Denzel) who is given a chance to convince his son to join the police's favourite college sport team and he can be out. As the movie goes on, you become very unsure if the father is really connecting with his son or if he's just slow playing him for a chance at freedom (which adds to that character study screenwriting). And then at the end, when the son has to make a choice of choosing which college he will attend to. The movie stakes are high. And side note, it is a legitimate mature film. The sex and nude scenes are the best I have ever seen for a film. I am not kidding. Spike Lee directs them almost like a cinematic porn movie. Movies never feel like those.
>>223171172kekEasily his worst film and Denzel's.Heart Condition with Denzel and Bob Hoskins mogs this shit.
>>223170251they were actual porn whores
>>223170565The slap he hit that bitch with mid sentence was better.
>>223171448But in universe did the athletic department hire them or were they students?>>223171703Dont recall that at all.
it's Washington's best performance, well equal to Hurricane, but otherwise best. it's my favorite Spike joint, too. the NBA guy could really act.
It's like they tried to make an Edgar Wright style genre comedy but without all the talent
>>223171494It was good
>>223171494>Edgar Wright styleYou don't know what that means.When people refer to Edgar Wright's style they mean abrupt pans, zooms and cuts to flashbacks, similar to Guy Ritchie.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpCe36t6oC4&t=56>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HldDy86vu9kI know what you're trying to say. You're saying it's like Edgar Wright because his most famous movies blend horror tropes with comedy. But that's not his 'style'. He didn't invent horror comedies and stylistically Widow's Bay is nothing like an Edgar Wright movie. It's probably because you haven't seen very many movies or shows at all.Widow's Bay is closer to The Police Squad (1982) because the gags are smartly written and the protagonist is the comedic foil.
>>223171638>>223171748This is basically the woke 2.0 that's coming, making the minorities and women "based".
>>22317149422:58:06>no replies, better up the bait>>22317163823:07:59
>>223171494I thought it was quite funny. Silly but funny.
Skin2skin /tv/
>>223172451what did he mean by this
any other submarine kino?
>>223171226how much buttsex occurred
>>223168851God she was cute
>>223163177I feel bad for people who dont understand german. you will never enjoy this peak kino in its truest form
>>223171226>Crimson Tide is hilariously inaccurate but not terribleI had this feel (re?)watching Below recently. It was supposed to be a WWII sub but all the buttons and switches were clearly postwar.
>>223163565>German movie>German wordWhat's the issue here?
>black woman in panties>Ton of gore>Simple funWhy didn't you watch it
>>223166444>Sex and goreThis is what you dont get, i dont like them mixxedAre you into snuff or something?Distasteful as fuck with nudity covered in blood
>>223166444I did the ending was stupid
>>223166444>>223171813>Black womanZazie Beetz is as german as she is black.
I only like chase destiny and the whore from GoT
>>223166444Imagine the ashy skin, cracked feet, and body funk. Disgusting, OP.
ベイン?
For Chu maybe.
>>223172635kek
I go to nipponfah from beinu's jurisdicshun
>>223172550Yun Avue
>>223172313:)
kino
>>223172654>YOU CALL THAT AN OP?
The Lumet/Connery movies are one of the more unsung director/actor partnerships.
>>223172654Och aye!
