Post movies that are made for real men. No superheroes, no franchises, no gay indies and nothing too fantastical. Post movies with balls.
>>206016335that is a gay indie, it's a movie about two guys sitting together in a car.
>>206016335So based on your shitty metrics, Aliens T2 and Robocop are not "real action" is this bait or did you just not want the obvious stuff?
>>206016680Exactly. Real man movies are stuff that have serious, real world stakes and plots. No bullshit about aliens and other homosexual nonsense. Like the movie in the OP and this.
>Not muh mits!
>>206017220mitts? more like flippers. the movie went to shit after this scene. the bank robbers dying like chumps was the worst.
>>206016335good movie but the ending is gay
WHAT IS THIS
The Revenant. Leo vs a goddamn bear.
>>206016335>packs of niggers harassing his young daughter on her way home from school>instead of teaching them a lesson he lets another nigger get away his gold>nigger has enough conscience to send his family some of it>it arrives 11 months later>in real life his daughter has already been gang raped and murdered by the local spooks and his sick wife killed herself from the grievebravo Mel
>>206017743I didn't know the director was a Jew until i saw the ending to Dragged. poisoned his other two movies for me. I saw through the veneer.
>>206016883>>206016335Wow you post two gay indie movies, bozo!!! Both also have endings that ruin the whole movie too!!You should post le Pulp Fiction or some shit like that next!!!Anyway No Country For Old Men, Hell or High Water, French Connection and Good Time is probably stuff you are looking. "Real Man Movies" = Crime or Modern Western Movies.
>>206017897Would also add Apocylpto to the list
>>206016335French movieMesrine: Public Enemy No.1 Ex legionair fought in Algeria. War ends. Disillusioned. End up robbing banks and what not. Dude is extremely charismatic. The public loved him. Women loved him. He had it all.
>>206017777you didn't know someone with the last name Zahler was a jew
>>206017996I forgot the pic
>>206016335One of the best loner films you have probably never seen
>>206016335Sense and Sensibility
>>206017743>>206016335>>206017777Worth a watch? Also like 75% of movies are directed/produced/written by Jews. They kinda have a monopoly on such things.
>>206018160Only if you’re a manly man who wants to cuddle with other manly men. It’s not for pussies.
>>206016883This is not a good movie
>>206016335Real Men don't watch movies. They achieve their desires and fantasies in real life
>>206018205How kiked is it? Generally Mel only does the real shit.
>>206016883This movie was 45 minutes too long and the JG scenes were pointless.
That one where they remade The Lord of the Rings to be more like The Simpsons. Then halfway through it turns into the harrowing story of a bunch of juggalos trying to escape a haunted trap house filled with the ghosts of a cannibalistic alien civilization where everybody looked like giant, clumsy-ass, big-headed retarded babies
>>206018093I have. Movies like this should stay a dime a dozen. Because that's where their power comes. You watch enough filtered dogshit and then put something like this on and it hits like a goat's hooves when its on crack.
>>206018594Or they can do both, homosexual poser. The shipment of HRT from Israel arrived. Get to it.
>>206016335>Movie starts with an interracial sex sceneGood one OP, good one
>>206018046I liked how he continued robbing in Canada
>>206021019The woman wasn't white.
>>206018093>you have probably never seenCmon dude it's not like Noe made a ton of films
>>206023495This is what I'm talking about. Real movies about real people. Not bullshit for poofs.
>>206016335Do they have to be dramas? Every guy I know loves these two movies.
>>206023518Was this good? Fell asleep watching it when it first came out. Worth a second try?
>>206016596no dragged across concrete is badass, has some of the most unhinged villains and the heroes are grizzled cops that do what it takes to get shit done, its not a revolutionary concept but its effective as it was 40 years ago
film has no business being as good as it is.pure based afrikino
>>206023629It only hits if you're familiar with the genre and type of film it belongs to. I think it's worth another try. Hardy was great. The atmosphere was nice. It was shot well.
>>206023658Except that's not what it's about. Those two sides are supporting characters to that n0gger. If the movie were those cool as fuck robbers against Mel and based Vince, I'd bite. But once I heard its a bait and switch and the lead character is a n0g, I pulled out of watching it.
Alpha.
>>206023535This and generally any Michael Mann flick
Get Carter 1971 was pretty cool, seems like a forgotten one in the modern day. Its absolutely positively filthy, the dirty 70s where every scene looked like what a hangover feels like. Probably was really big back when it release but honestly its one that doesnt get alot of attention.also Where Eagles Dare and Dark of the Sun were great 60s pulp action kinos
The last goodbye
This is the gayest thread I’ve ever seen.
30”
>>206023577IIRC someone said that there's no women in this movie. But now I think I remember seeing one right at the beginning?
Stalker
>>206016335This was legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The dialogue was absolutely terribad. You just like it because it's the conservative wank fantasy your lard ass will never have.
>>206018594>You smoke this shit to escape from reality. I AM REALITY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eybr2RpSIl8
>>206016335My picks:The Big Gundown (1967)Fail Safe (1964)Treasure of Sierra Madre (1948)The Sicilian Clan (1969)Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)Paths of Glory (1957)Crimson Tide (1995)Manchurian Candidate (1962)To Live and Die in LA (1985)A Bridge Too Far (1977)
>>206028917
>>206016335don't listen to fags op, it's great moviesome recommendations:- ouatitw- braveheart- apocalypto- wild bunch- butch cassidy and the sundance kid
The dollars TrilogyEl TopoPredatorStalkerLA ConfidentialSeven Samurai Yojimbo The wrestlerApocalyptoRed CliffThe Ogre of AthensHard-boiledHard ticket to Hawaii
>>206016335
>>206016335The Getaway (1972) is pretty kino
>>206016883>brad pitt>not gay555-comon-now
>>206016335the villains were p cool, I feel they had great potential, but they feel kind of wasted in this film not because the film was bad but because of how great they made them look and act
>>206018160Did you like Bone Tomahawk or Brawl?
KINO
>>206023695I used to be left in an apartment of a friend of my dads every weekend and there was only 2 VHS tapes to watch and this was one, the other was beastmaster. Best nights of my life
>>206030005likewise
>>206023535he's so fucking jewy in this i can't take it seriously
>>206023577The wife of the French banker guy.
>>206030005>>206031015>>206032932kys asap plox
>so far on this thread and still no Death Wish or Dirty Harry.
>>206029569This movie has an amazing cast but it's so shit.
>>206028639Let me guess... You like Marvelslop, right?
>>206018160>Worth a watch? No. It's depraved trash.
The Great Silence
>>206033475i enjoyed it. it was much more enjoyable than the turd called pulp fiction at leasst
>>206017777>>206018160you deserve all the hassle and disappointment in the world
Fear is the KeySands of the KalahariIncognito 1997Gunga DinRunaway Trainwhere eagles darecolor of moneyking solomon's minesMoon and SixpenceBehold a pale horseIn the Company of MenSolitary ManNavy Seals
Anyone who recommends Heat gets a fucking bullet to the head, literally peak soi and proto-capeshit
>ctrl-f>sam peckinpah>no results1-800 come on now
>>206023577>80% of movie is slowburn exposition>20% of movie is the actual selling pointIt's a great movie, but you could skip a whole hour of it and lose nothing.
AlienAliensBram Stoker's Dracula (1992 version)CasinoCommandoConan the BarbarianDark CrystalDay of the DeadDawn of the Dead (original + remake)Death HuntDeath WishDepartedFor a Few Dollars MoreFrom BeyondGodfather (trilogy)GoodfellasHobbit (trilogy)LabyrinthLeviathanLord of the Rings (trilogy)Mad Max 2PredatorRamboReanimatorRed dawnReturn of the Living DeadRobocop (1 and 2)Star Wars (original trilogy)TerminatorThe Good, the Bad and the UglyWild GeeseWrestlerAnd I am missing a couple... but it is a start.
>>206029277You have a cuckoldry fetish, don't you anon?
>>206033941you are the only one who brought it up in this thread thoalso, Heat
Most of the replies ITT are developmentally stunted bordering on homosexual. Manchildren playing pretend. Simply disgusting.
>>206023695>movies for menI never made it past the gay song at the beginning.
>>206033948>>206033850
>>206023583Those movies suckBrits are pussiest. guy you don't know
>>206029103guy is hated by his lesbian daughter and falls for a roastie stripper with a kid. pure cuckery
>>206016434What are these from please?
>>206034500I would add the official Harry Palmer too
>>206033470Death Wish has cool sequels, but stay away from the Dirty Harry sequels, they're gay as fuck
A Bridge Too FarApocalyptoBone TomahawkDreddGallipoliMaster and CommanderNo EscapePattonThe Day of the JackalThe Wicker Man
there's no people shooting eachother but if you understand you'd know it is one of the most masculine movies ever. and the the all male cast is the last reason for it
>>206023535What exactly is manly about this film?
>>206017220what movie is this? google lens blows and wont generate any decent results
>>206034801Al' PAcino's character was willing to fuck the queer client so he could be a closer
>>206034873OP
>>206034881you do what you have to do. a man's life
>>206033850>>206033948These.
>>206034894yeah, I'm not Judging
>>206034744I like magnum force and sudden impact >>206034801How can it be so good? I think most David Mamet films belong here actually
>>206017996>>206018046>That scene where he meets his dying father in the hospital
>>206034873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAT9WXv29f0
This thread is further proof Boomers, Xers and Millennials are spiritually jewish.
>>206033850extremely high test film
>>206033850didnt like it
>>206034801>Alec Baldwinsorry i just cant
>>206034989if it spites you and your ilk then all the better
>>206035086
All Hallows EveTerrifierTerrifier 2Terrifier 3MartyrsAugust UndergroundAugust Underground's MordumAugust Underground's PenanceHostelHostel 2
>>206035056he's in it for less than ten minutes but it is some of the best eight and a half minutes in a modern moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOpDN8Knr4
>>206035133>Indiana Jones (all)Lmao they should just put Schindler's List on there too, same thing
>>206035144Of these only Terrifier 1-3 are worth watching. Martyrs is pretentious slop, and August Underground is tryhard found footage slop. Hostel was directed by a Jew.
>>206035182
>>206035227terrifier 3 was a lot worse than the first two. but i guess it's just the slasher manifest
>>206035227>Directed by a Jew therefore badYou must not like half of the films ITTSuch as>>206023535>>206023577
>>206035271Friedkin and Mann are indeed terrible. Frankenheimer on the other hand is quite good.
>>206035322>Friedkin and Mann are indeed terrible.You don't like The Exorcist, French Connection, To Live and Die in LA, Manhunter, or Sorcerer?Damn, you actually are a faggot
>>206023629It's worth it for that one scene alone.I'm referring to the confession/shooting of the bad guy at the bar towards the end
>>206035372Yes, not being blindsided by gimmicky chase scenes like some little girl and instead seeing the cynical slop for what it is is being a faggot. Grow up, you turd wrangler. You're not 14 anymore, you stupid baby.
Rolling Thunder (1977)Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974)Proof of Life (2000)The Way of the Gun (2000) might be one of my favorite movies, even though it's objectively maybe a 7/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhgSome obvious onesTaxi Driver (1976)Collateral (2004)>>206023535 >>206023577 >>206029277 These are all pretty good>>206033470kek, it's funny looking back there's a couple of now-famous actors that started out playing crazed rapists in the Death Wish movies.>>206033905This, Le Samourai and Cercle Rouge are all kino if you have an attention span
>>206033902>Fear is the Keygood choice anon. extremely underwatched kino
King Of New York
>>206035133im an x-er and didnt watch pred 2, master and commander and princess bride. why would any zoomer listen to any such boomer post
>>206035182>Schindler's Listbased
>>206035526okay /pol/tard
>>206017220Deb!
>>206017777You should see the Puppet Master film he wrote. Full of antisemitism. The Redlettermedia guys pussied out of talking about it even though they did like two episodes worth about the series
>>206026788Dark of the Sun is great chainsaw kino!
>>206036499>The alternate cut where Willard takes his boat up to Mackinac.
Most of anything by John Woo.
>>206036499Vincent Price IS…Colonel Kurtz
>>206036717>"I want you to stop me."
there is not a single woman in this world who likes this movie
>143 posts>no Lawrence of ArabiaDogshit thread
>>206016335The dialogue is so bad in this
>>206034764>No EscapeWhich one?
>>206036212i thought he made a fair point
>>206035144is terrifier antisemitic? to me the clowns face looks like the skeeving hand-rubbing racist image and that small black hat could be interpreted as a yarmulke
>>206038225I thought he didn't
>>206036108master and commander & princess bride are both great. Pred 2 is fine
>>206016335>we haven't had a new Zahler kino since 2018
>>206035322>Friedkin and Mann are indeed terribleWrong> Frankenheimer on the other hand is quite good.Even more wrong
>>206017220ACK
>>206016335Loved Bone Tomahawk.Thought Brawl in Cell Block 99 was okay.Didn't care for Dragged Across Concrete.
>>206023577I liked that the Palestinian dude called the Kraut a "Zionist" as a go-to insult.
Master and Commander
>>206028674There's the old lady he dances with in the end
>>206035271Friedkin was a jew
>>206016335cop land and out for justice as a friday night double feature
>>206026788>>206029277>>206033905Anyone got a mega.nz for these?Last time I torrented my ISP shut my 'net down.
>>206039677For me, it's Above the Law.
>>206039653No shit, did you not even read my post, retard? Mann is too
>>206039010yeah, real shame. supposedly he's working on a new film, but this pause was far too long
>>206018160i loved it. its my favorite zahler
>>206039787my bad
Underated mankino
Also Mad Max 1 and 2
>>206039198i liked dragged the best, other two were about equal but good
>>206036732Solid choice
>>206040054forgot payback
>>206036059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwB0pCQ9pofavorite scenegreat film
>>206023848have you seen it yet? the nig gets maybe 1/3 of the film
>>206040210>paybackvery underrated
The Outfit (1973)
2018 Remake wasn't terrible either.Haven't seen any of the sequels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvsu_-f2J4Kurt Angle yelling is the manliest thing I have ever seen. And there are no movies or shows of men letting out truly primal roars.
>>206040435Best Richard Stark/Parker adaptation
>>206040622Are the novels any good?
>>206034500Huh, thought I was the only one to have watched this.
>>206016335>niggers are le good
>>206040647I've read the first 3. They were all good. Point Blank is based on the 1st novel.The Outfit is based on the 3rd.Parker is a great character. A violent sociopath who sets out to crush his enemies.Read them back to back and got a bit burnt out after that. Might still return to the series at some point. Can't speak to the later novels.
Takeshi Kitano makes some solid man kino.
>>206041147classic.Not a fan of the sequel
>>206041309Solid double feature with
Johnnie To has some good Hong Kong man kino
>>206036212Poltard here, we have far better taste than /tv/. This is fact, not opinion, just have a look at the catalog.
>>206041505why dont you celebrate your victory over /tv/ by an heroing
>>206041490Sequel is great too
>>206041505Greatest piece of polkino ever made
>>206041552
>>206041633>these aren't whites, they're italians
>>206040175true brotherhood kino
>>206041820True words have never been spoken
>>206036732Pretty much all John Huston.
>>206041786classic double feature
>>206036813>there is not a single person in this world who likes this movieTrue.I said Huston earlier, Robert Aldrich is the same way.
>>206042225Post the webm of Belmondo fighting guys.
>>206036967The OP clearly states:>no gay
>>206042225>Big ass gun pointing at the viewer and going out of the frameKino, every time.
Hes literally me.
I think both Out of Furnace and Hell or High Water are modern man kino without a reasonable doubt.
>>206042400reddit
>>206042400Unironically kino. Villain is such a jerk.
>>206020890>Movies like this should stay a dime a dozenA dime a dozen means that something is very common and cheap, you stupid illiterate fuck.
>>206041537I'll leave the ackking to (You), tranny.
>>206042429True, this as well.
>>206042664>muh ebin tranny boogeymancope and cease polcel
>>206042013Bronson's giant, deformed hands
>>206042664which version do you watch
>>206042918yeah, underrated movie I think
>>206035389>Sure you did.
>>206028608Do you mean The Long Goodbye (1973)?
>>206043055Yawn.I'd bet you are very quiet IRL, pussy.>>206043601I have the Criterion, I like the first 15 minutes of the long one, for clarity, and then the shorter version in entirety which shortens the burlesque scenes. This movie really is a bit of a mess, unfortunately.
>>206030448What did your dad's friend do while you were left there?
>>206034599"She" 1984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koubGuN6A38thats the traielr but full movie on yt
>>206046274This makes me think of Battlefield Earth. At least the human survivor bit. One minute in skins; the next, in fighter jets.>based on the H. Rider Haggard novellmfao, not one bit
>>206016883This movie was fucking horrible>doesn't like alienkino
>>206016883Lmao this needs to become a pasta
>>206039689fmhy.net
>>206034422I hate when they do this
>>206048737This ended with Harvey.
>>206045297>I'd beti dont give a shit about what you bet, hiding-away-under-the-rock-called-4chinz-le-eternal-pol-face
>>206023495Haven't seen this but the book is fucking great
>>206028734Anchovies!
>>206020890why do the biggest imbeciles and pseudo intellectuals want to constantly and consistently, scream their wrong answers for the world to hear? i mean can't you just look up what you are typing and at least learn about part of the conversations going on? faggot reddit nigger with your unneeded capitalizations and worthless "word play". kys
>>206051915learn how to properly post then work on being a faggot elsewhere, when you go to website. can ya try that? I'd fucking kms if i we've seriously responded like that to someone. you need your had caved in...
>>206028639It can still get gayer >>206028847And there it is
>>206023583>>206034531yeah i enjoyed parts of this as a lad but then you learn how cucked the average brit is to everyone around him in real life and the stories seem even more far fetched. they are like fake tuff guys in those films and it kind of bothered me. that being said it does have serviceable scenes and snappy dialogue and isn't a drag to get through. again it is sad to think about how they at one time ruled the entire world and now are the worlds cucks basically. take their funds, take their guns, take their jobs, take their homes and neighbors they won't put up a fight for a sec. lol
>>206016883This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, it's bad and boring.
>>206018093>gaspar noe>'you've probably never heard of it'
>>206034801>whiny timeshare salesmenSo manly
>>206029580>two women and a black in the poster
>>206033941die tranny die
>>206040046based airsoft operator
>>206036059>>206040328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQRzH9BAzks
>>206041959>fat cityVery based, happy to see this suggested.
>>206016883i didnt get the end, he just rants while obama is in the background, im a brainlet, can someone break it down for me? was it pro or anti obama?
>>206034599barry lyndon
>>206042013>Hard Times>Southern Comfort>The Driver>Extreme Prejudice>Warriors>Streets of Fire>48hrs 1&2Walter Hill was a kino machino
>>206018313>>206019451>>206046970>>206055206these are all my posts and im trans btw
>>206017777I have no idea how he got Mel “send the Jews to hell” Gibson to sign on for it.
>>206016335Dead Man’s Boots with Paddy Considine.
>>206034873>google lens blowsused to be good when it was the reverse image search algo.I think they hooked gemini into it and it sucks now.
Somehow nobody’s mentioned this
>>206028639And trust that I mean it, I watch a LOT of gay porn and RuPaul’s drag race.
Pure peckinpah kino
>>206016335Gina Carino was badass in Haywire.
>>206026788Get Carter fucking rules
>>206056926Zahler knows where he's going.
>>206058190gay
>>206018594Ok buddy. Time for your tapioca pudding. Who’s a good boy!
>>206054631In my defense, i was guts deep into a broad when typing that. Maybe you should do that too instead of getting prissy over mistypings
>>206056908copeThe director literally considers it a failure
Dragged Across Concrete isn't as good as Bone Tomahawk and Brawl in Cell Block 69.
>>206035526>slopOpinion discarded. How about this, YOURE not 14, so why write like one?
Thanks for the suggestions lads here's a few moremaverickthe chaserpusher trilogyfear and loathinglast of the mohicansimmortalsthe edgethe last samuraithe roadcount of monte cristo13 assassinsthe hustlercool hand lukethe longest daythe battle of algierskelly's heroesthe great escapeone eyed jacksrio bravothe day of the jackalU-571the seven upsHard TimesHarsh TimesThe French Connectiondirty dozenthin red lineyear of the dragonthe new worldblack hawk downwaterworldchinatownAn Officer and a SpyLe cercle rougeLe trouarmy of shadowsLe Samouraïthe american friendRififiThe Yellow SeaI saw the devilagitatorbattles without humanityfrantica prophetsoldierthe wailingThe Parallax ViewNight MovesMarathon Manscannersthe flythe verdictmanhunterhudharperroninthe scorespy gamethree kingsthe good shepherdthe untouchablesdances with wolveshyenathe seven samuraiDead Man's ShoesAppaloosathe way of the gunhenry portrait of a serial killerSinisterstate of siegeThe Baader Meinhof Complexcarlosmunichchepioneerthe pelican briefMillennium series (original girl with the dragon tattoo)dawn of the deadthe dogs of warapollo 13clear and present dangershaneAlatristea bittersweet lifeMichael ClaytonSyrianaThe AbyssThe SphereBuffalo Soldierssleepy hollow
>>206041309Great fucking movie. Racism, homophobia, comedy, action, political satire. It's got everything.
>>206065241and a few moreWolfA History of Violence Eastern PromisesFriday Night LightsDraft DayRavenousCity of GodStalingradnightcrawlerprisonersbond moviesjohn wayne moviesget the gringoThe DuellistsBarry LyndonstargatePapillon (original)The Exorcistpublic enemiesThe Man from Nowhereeverestthe crimson riversthe house that jack builta beautiful mindangel heartkurskbattles without humanity seriesall the presidents menoblivionthe stand (original)the way backthe gamemiami vicemoneyball war dogslord of warthe sum of all fearsgattacaBad Lieutenantthe current wardeadfallthe killing fields the rum diary
>>206040054zero irony in saying this: this is what they took from you
>>206023577more friedkino. basically the LA version of french connection
>>206056769It's just the Ned Beatty speech from Network but not as good. That's what Andrew Dominik does. He sees something in another movie that he likes, so he just rips it off without understanding what made it good in the first place. Same thing with the slowmo shootout scene with Love Letters playing in background.
>>206038292you've spent too much time holding a hammer anon
>>206034531>Brits are pussiesSays who? Ze Germans?
>>206016335>movies that are made for real men
>>206040210>>206040404What cut is better
>>206043303Those are REAL MAN-SIZED hands.
>>206016335Kelly's Heroes was the greatest film ever made.
>>2060382082015
Cruising is top tier seedy NY kino, and what a manly film at that. Also love Joe Spinell and Mike Starrs dialogue in the squad car.
>>206064761no it isn't, it's better
>>206076794>dadcorewhat the fuck does this schizophrenic internet slangterm mean?
