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AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING
1k eoy
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>>62361092
>>62361168
>He bought dead dinosaur blood
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Gulf oil output will take years to recover, and the fraud and accounting gymnastics done to keep the price low will have to be paid for. $150 EOY
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>>62364177
>>62361150
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>>62362625
billions must BUY
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Not one millionaire in the room. Fuck is yall celebrating failure or whoring.

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Starter homes have disappeared.

Now, get ready to say good bye to starter rentals too :)
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>>62363622
>paying yourself in equity is worse than paying someone else indefinitely
you sound like a rent-seeker.
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>>62363377
Fucked up like your English, bitch.
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>>62363849
Mortgage cucks pay way more.
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>>62355431
O H I O

H

I

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>>62362878
>give up on starting a family
>give up on starting a family
>give up on having a job that isn't minimum waging or a commute less than 2 hours

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How many do you have?
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>>62361740
I have 12,000 DOGE instead!
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>>62361740
32... I know its not that much but better than nothing I suppose.
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get help
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>>62361740
820 (was 800 initially)

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Bhenchods listen up. Everything here is temporary. Your btc bags, your spacex calls. Krishna is the Supreme Personality of Godhead and this whole financial system is just distraction.
But since we're still stuck in samsara until we get off this ride, here's the actual coin recommendation from someone who reads Gita between candles.
Foodpepe on Base
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Need be partying with the person you had kids with you look retard. All of you.
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>>62364513
English please sir.

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Day 1743 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M
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>>62363907
I've only become a psychopath because I have to gamble with shitcoins just to survive.
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>>62363907
But you know what you're right. I'm sorry for laughing.
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>>62363912
oh that's a fate worse than organ harvesting, glad you're suffering
>>62363929
yw
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circumcised become psychopath because of the trauma
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>>62361647
cute

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What's wrong with just DCA'ing BTC, ETH, and SOL and not worrying about what its doing?
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>>62362160
Why didn't the alligator fight back?
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>>62362966
It's a caiman and a small one at that
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>>62362176
Like what?
>>62362880
I don't believe SOL is going to zero. I would love to own a lot of xmr but my current hardware wallet doesn't support it.
>>62362966
The caiman's spinal cord was crushed by the jaguar (experienced ones know how to kill them quickly)
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Because crypto is unlikely to 10x ever, whereas the S&P does so every 40 years.
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>>62364377
the 2 markets are going to merge

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Day 1744 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

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>woaw guise a trillionaire!
why do normalfags think stock = cash
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>>62364203
Kek
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>>62363953
Do not be seething with jealousy because you are poor and him are rich. Take inspiration from him story and grind your own legends. The richest man of time is self made starting from humble origins as a poor South African man in the times of anti-white racism. That is inspiration.
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>>62364203
>me rike-a da space exprolation prease buy saterrites
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he’s also not even a trillionaire minus tax and tip
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>>62364235
>him story

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Mandatory 22% service charge that goes to all staff (including management)
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>>62364231
And you don’t have to leave a tip
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>>62364238
You never have to leave a tip though.
Also OP learn to cook for yourself, then you can pay yourself that mandatory 22% CHP fee and make yourself happy.
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>>62364231
>tons of examples of people getting scammed by restaurant fees
>go to restaurant anyways
>complains about getting scammed by restaurant fees
Nigger really? You deserve to pay the shitty fees you stupid cuck. If people stop coming to restaurants they'd stop this shit immediately.
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>>62364231
I was born is former soviet union country
30+
Ive never been to a restourant in my life and I dont understand your issues
Seems like you like to create issues for yourself
Just dont go, fucking simple
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>>62364231

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He's all about 'Space X' now but what about Dogecoin, which was his first love. Will Musk champion Dogecoin or be a hypocrite, we are still waiting for a $4.20 DOGE
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>>62363079
Future generations will be left wondering how he got away with it for so long
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>>62363334
can you imagine being his kids and inheriting a 1T+ dollar fortune

god damn nigger i mean there is generational wealth and then whatever the fuck this is.
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>>62363344
Is this the reason is makes so much kids? That not one can inherit and waste it all?
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>>62363024
DOGE is going to $10 per coin WAGMI
>>62363072
cope tranny
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>>62363344
his kids are trannies

>>62363417
all his kids are trannies

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In the grand Newton’s Cradle of global liquidity, where mass dictates momentum and the phantom of fiat flickers like a dying star, Bitcoin stands not as mere asset but as the outlier’s oath a trillion-dollar whisper against the roar of central planning. While the benevolent hegemon fiddles with yield curves and the Yen trembles in shadow, BTC remains the acid test of monetary anarchy: unyielding, unlicensed, and utterly indifferent to the 40-year cycle’s lament. Its capitalization? A rounding error in the ledger of empire, yet its upside a fivefold mirage or more beckons those who dare bet on chaos over consensus. In this theater of the absurd, where treasuries tremble and currencies crumble, Bitcoin is the only true counterweight: massless in ideology, massive in implication

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June 11: chop as market gets ready for pump on spacex trading day

June 12 - June 16: iran FUD is metabolized and market goes up on spacex


June 17 - June 22: FOMC on June 16 EOD causes fud, plus more iran fears

June 22 - Oct 10: NDQ floats upwards 40% while S&P chops and eventually goes up 10%

Oct 10: NDQ reaches a generational top - OpenAI IPOs - Fed announces more hikes due to AI labor inflation - republicans lose congress making trump a lame duck president = no more stimulus grift to pump markets
Oct 10, 2026 - ~Oct 10 2027: as a consequence of the lame duck presidency and the lack of stimulus and the selling of AI venture capital bags onto retail, S&P sells off 40% to round trip all the way back down to 5000

~Oct 10 2027: anthropic ipos

~Oct 10 2027 onwards: pretty much a new 20 year cycle begins and most likely the end of humanity as we birth sentience of machines.
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>>62349960
Woah wait a second Frieren, the FOMC is next week? Fucccccccckkkk I need to deleverage.
>FOMC -> NDQ goes up
Walk me through this part if they hike wouldn't that cause a dump or something not more pumping? So should I hold my bullish positions or not? Also I'm pretty sure both Anthropic and OpenAI ipo this year in that order.
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>>62353866
this year I saw a lot of ads for oil related jobs masquerading aa youtube shorts
not sure if that counts
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>>62361911
when trump said he'll be signing the agreement on sunday, the target rates dumped

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

warsh is gonna come out next week and be dovish, but the market will act like its not simply because they're range trading, and they're gonna rebuy their positions.
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motheryuckers, this snail post will exist for years
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>>62349960
>metabolized
Stop reading right there.

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any chance of more dumping? I'm bored
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>>62364109
Yes, it's very good. You can trust me.
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>>62364105
Priced in.
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Fucking bum. She wont fuck you. Stop white knighting. Simp.
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>>62364092
>is coffee good for you?
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>>62364092
Oh my gawd mane, look at his head!

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Roaring 20s
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>>62363715
>100% return confirmed

you know where it ended with !!!
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>>62362185
We still have a decade before a crash. Valuations for most stocks are great. Growth is amazing. Republicans are gonna lose next election, so the adults are going to control the economy again thus improving economic conditions. Semiconductors are still in 10 PE's as they're becoming non-cyclical industry. AI is improving productivity throughout. The future looks great bros. We're going to have the greatest bull run ever.
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>>62362185
Different this time, actually.
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>>62364041
>the adults are going to control the economy again
Who? Where? Who are you talking about?
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>>62364093
Lets use tax payer money to pay niggers to burn down local business in their neighborhoods. That will fix the economy! The Minneapolis is an economic miracle of 2026!

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I want to buy SpaceX but it's midday Saturday in the UK and the market is closed.
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>>62362900
>just wait two more weeks

You already missed out on a 30% gain so you could sit back and smugly post bad advice that doesn’t make money
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>>62362868
>I am retarded and my accent is gay
Fixed 4 u
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>>62363098
Oh no… I missed out on a few hundred bucks in profit on like five shares that I would have gotten if Musky boy would have blessed me with that many at the start of the IPO. Talk to me when the market closes next Thursday; we’ll see how much profit you are in by then.
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>>62363098
pink FML ID
>>62363545
mog ID
yeah I think we got the winner
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>>62362868
Buy Space X perps on Hyperliquid. I wouldn't though. 90x value to earnings is INSANE. The early meme and forced passive index buying pump was predictable but the bubble will disappear unless the Open AI falls apart and all the liquidity from that flows into it and Anthropic, which I would like to happen but would not bet on.

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What's the best put to buy on spaceX?
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>>62360729
based, also retarded, no option chain available yet
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>>62359441
for options to open up
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>>62363465
I know I'm just joshing
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>>62363463
2 more weeks fren
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>>62359067
>best put
Just aim for 12-18 months ahead or something like that, you will be shaken out in the near terms.

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I have my own coin, have no market makers, and its doing great. Every exchange tells me I need one though. Why? Why do I have to give some rapists supply control? for what! So the spreads are tighter? Fuck you.
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>>62363894
market makers are a scam.

>give me some free coins so i can dump on every pump

fuck off
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>>62363894
I still have no idea what market makers even actually do.
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>>62363925
10000 buy and sell on every candle at lighting speed for small profit every time
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>>62363925
They fuck you hard in your tight trader ass
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>>62363932
>>62364030
So are they the ones in charge of liquidating leverage?

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If you put $1000 into Etherium in 2020, you could have $1000 right now. Say thank you.
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>>62360594
Are you saying this to imply etherium hasn't done much with regard to worth or increase in value?

What were the projections or expected returns supposed to be though?

What's the difference between a meme coin and a stock anyways?

Are meme coins essentially penny stocks you're hoping will give both returns and multiply by however much?
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>>62363605
isn't that thing a scam?
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>>62360983
kek. i had half that . now its going to like $50.

id have like $30M if i just sold every time crypto i held popped. instead of holding like a tard
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>>62360983
>I'm angry enough to become a homosexual
Buddy, I got news for you
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>>62363717
I didn't know meme coins weren't real. I thought crypto coins and meme coins were the same. I looked it up and answered my own question.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62363561
We are very back
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Bear run is officially canceled. Eat shit Boobo


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