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This is not a real job.
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>>62650934
because these companies were swimming with cash from Covid and middle managers and fake job people think "wow cloud is important and stuff and we have to spend out budget to justify our jobs" except they themselves don't understand cloud or coding. But then mr larry fink tells them the SCIENCE says that following DEI practices will make them more money and also you better not undercut these women and minorities either or you'll catch a lawsuit so they end up hiring some 117 iq woman with a humanities bachelors who claims to have learned to code from youtube who then gets hired fails at her job and just pivots into becoming another useless middle manager but no one wants to call them out because all these useless people will teamup and gangrape you even showing an inkling of negative opinions about this situation
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>>62650694
Who sets up and maintains the kubernetes cluster on Azure then?
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>>62650713
i think calling it "engineering" is the lie. In most cases you are not even a system administrator.
It is definitely a skill to know, say, the top 8-10 contructs in aws, who they interact, how data moves, cost consequences of each thing, these are definitely real high value skills, exceedingly rare to see someone with this skill level. A smart org knows this is what they actually want, most orgs are retarded though.
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>>62650694
>>62650737
the worst part about these fake jobs is it makes these shitty women even more narcissistic
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>>62650747
Same same but on my way from 1 to 2m

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All pundits say that bonds 'break things', that when the bonds go up too much the machine breaks down.
Is there anybody here with enough brain to explain if this is a nothigburger?
How much can the printer stil go brrr?
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>>62651735
China does it by directing bank loans. Force them to loan to productive industries instead of finance.
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>>62651685
people with debt get exposed then warren gets a cheapie 'buffet'
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>>62652320
Nobody knows shit about what goes on in chink 1984 land
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>>62651930
>>62652267
Hmm thankfully he wants to diversify and is putting part of my inheritance (his words) into btc as ive asked.
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>>62651685
Bond rates are going up because no one in their right mind wants to baghold them when hyperinflation is clearly written on the wall. They're seeking refuge in other assets

I have 165 ounces of silver and 2.5 ounces of gold, what should I expect?
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>>62647901
Check bond yields retard, YCC is the only action the government can take meaning everything goes higher.
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>>62650689
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>>62642439
Don't you need us to rate your girlfriend?
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>>62642439
You should expect to get robbed pretty quickly.

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When did you realize AI is not a bubble?
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>>62651409
>The tech is fucking shit and pointless
i can do things 70 times more efficient than before. if you are too dumb to use it, is not relevant for its worth
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>>62645121
>ignore forward earnings of companies that have a track record of decades of beating guidance and compare it to companies that had 5 times the PE ratio
Keep taking Ls bobos
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>>62644893
>computer hardware
yes and NVIDIA chips can be used for plenty of things. Old data centers still have a use so the depreciation narrative is retarded, the chips won't become useless in 3 years, that is simply a way to depreciate the asset
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>>62651793
Data center processors absolutely has a shelf life because of the simple fact that new and more power efficient hardware is constantly coming to market. At some point you literally can't run old processors profitably because compute cost decreases over time but the price of power doesn't. No data center that is currently operational will be using the same processors in the 10 years time. You can just go on ebay right now and look old Xenon and Epyc processors and compare the prices to what they cost brand new. They're general purpose chips, you can still use them for stuff but data centers don't because ita obsolete hardware. Anything you can do with an old GPU you'll be able to faster on a newer GPU.
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>>62640487
>What do robots have to do with AI (LLMs)?
Everything. It's probably a bubble but you have no clue what you're talking about.

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Walmart is getting rid of self checkout. The USA is falling apart.
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>>62647210
Yes, you'll be sentenced to 10 years in the labour colony making Drumpf themed do-dads he can see for $150 each.
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>>62648713
Do white people ever do shit like this?
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>>62647547
>im an extremely good goyim and here’s some incredibly boring information about my life!!!
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>>62652367
Rarely. We have our own niggers, but they're a far smaller percentage of our population and often are extremely poor or influenced by actual niggers.
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>>62647129

Because of brown people.

how does it feel selling your bags after years of holding and losing a fortune?

is there finally some closure?
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>>62651976

sunk cost fallacy, I still have 12k DOT on which I already lost 100k+

I should sell before it goes to zero and delists, but the delusional hope of rebounding
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>>62651986
Fallacy fallacy

You are assuming the outcome
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>>62652004
when I look at polkadot's chart it's so fucking over, no chart has ever come back from that
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I imagine it's probably like dumping your fat girlfriend after years of no sex.
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>>62651896
worst baggie i ever held lost like 10%, just nice not seeing that shitstain ticker anymore

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Later this day !!
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inevtiable

where is the 70k waiting room?
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>>62651846
no way link does a 7x in a day

Reddit (r/wsb) suggested me to read this book to begin walking down the path of investing. Should I invest my time in reading this or should I just listen to what some chud on biz tell me to invest while jerking off to Fire Emblem girls?
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>>62652170
It's nice an investing book per se. It's a historical look at investing and market evolution. Very it interesting read but it's not a pure investment book.
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>>62652170
You should read The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by author Cameron Pierce. Very insightful and inspiring.
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>>62652419
Sorry, that one is by Shawn Wujo. Cameron wrote Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. Apologies.

Has anyone here actually made it on shit coin/stock gamble?
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>>62650447
Is this where we pretend there's more than 20 users here?
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>>62650447
Don’t give up.
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>>62650447
I took 2m in profits off bonk and almost 1m off Pepe and still hold big bags of both
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IQDELET adjusted his "Buy the Dip" snapback and checked his portfolio for the fourteenth time since boarding the midnight flight back from the Miami Bitcoin Convention. He was practically vibrating with excitement, having spent the last three days nodding aggressively at charts and telling anyone who would listen that fiat currency was a psychological illusion. Walking down the dark, humid street toward his apartment, he chuckled out loud while drafting a tweet in his head about how the local stray cats were "clearly forming a bullish cup-and-handle pattern." He was so busy imagining the digital clout of his upcoming thread on decentralized finance that he completely failed to notice the rusted iron manhole cover sliding open right in front of his Yeezys.Before he could type a single hashtag, a slick, rubbery mass of violet flesh erupted from the subterranean dark, wrapping around his ankle like an aggressive margin call. The laughter died in his throat as he was yanked violently into the abyss, his fingernails clawing uselessly against the asphalt until they snapped at the quick. Down in the pitch black of the sewer, the air reeked of stagnant waste, rotting hair, and copper. The creature's wet, suction-cupped appendages coiled tighter, crushing his pelvis with a sickening crunch that forced a mixture of bile and blood into his mouth. He screamed, but the sound was instantly muffled as a secondary tentacle, dripping with acidic sludge, forced its way down his throat, choking him on his own dissolving tissue while the beast slowly dragged him deeper into the absolute dark to feed...
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Yeah, I put $1k into dogecoin back in 2014. Then when I went to unlock my wallet around 2020, it turned out the password I remembered was incorrect.

Last Thursday I finally managed to hack into the wallet, and I sold it all this week for around $60k. Looking for some other shitcoin to drop a grand or so on, I'm feeling lucky.

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Bakers are kill
Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

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>>62652329
I'm long NTR and shes been pretty good to me so far
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>>62652147
Ironically, white women are becoming a genetic dead end. Don't mean other women won't follow suit. But it's very much a cultural thing that will ensure these entitled, narcissistic white cunts are going to be very few in the upcoming generations.
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>>62652327

based natural selection anon. the greats all busted loads in thousands of women and let their bastard kids fight for power.

its like that show highlander
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>>62652300

Cos you’re a fat cunt.
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Today’s EIA report reinforces the broader petroleum-tightness thesis. Commercial crude inventories fell 4.5 million barrels to 424.5 million, a considerably larger draw than expected. More importantly, the SPR fell another 3.1 million barrels to just 286.6 million, compared with roughly 405 million a year ago. That means the US is continuing to consume its strategic buffer while commercial inventories are also falling. Gasoline stocks declined 1.2 million barrels to 205.7 million and remain around 6% below their five-year seasonal average.

Distillates technically increased 0.8 million barrels to 104.2 million, but that headline disguises how tight the system remains: nationwide distillate inventories are still roughly 14% below the five-year average, while East Coast stocks fell again and are now at record-low territory. This is happening despite US refineries operating at an extraordinary 98% utilisation, the highest level since 2018, with crude throughput around 17.5 million barrels per day. In other words, America is already pushing its refining system extremely hard and still isn’t producing a meaningful distillate inventory rebuild.

Crude production remains strong at roughly 13.86 million b/d, while crude exports jumped about 691,000 b/d to approximately 4.5 million b/d.

The key takeaway is therefore not the small weekly distillate build but the inability to rebuild stocks materially despite near-maximum refinery utilisation. With Gulf/Hormuz supply disruption simultaneously restricting the international middle-distillate system, there is very little spare refining capacity available to provide relief. The US is entering this situation with exceptionally low diesel inventories, particularly on the East Coast, declining crude inventories and an SPR already heavily depleted. That leaves the system increasingly vulnerable to refinery outages, hurricanes, stronger autumn agricultural demand or further disruption to global diesel flows.

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what is the best financial advice you received?
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>>62651626
in a good or bad way?
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>>62651576
don't invest in DJT. everything trump touches turns to shit.
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my own, keep reading wikipedia articles and connecting dots

data driven decisions are ALWAYS the best decisions

next step is probably start reading ai research papers
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>>62651576
>it's better to have than to not have

This Bosnian guy used to day
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>>62651576
>don't buy crypto

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don't leave me hanging bobo niggas, share your wisdom
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>>62651091
omg sell sell sell
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bart shart mart cart fart tart
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Here's a prediction. The moment LINK supply unlocks for their quarterly dump, bitcoin will bart back down violently :^)
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>>62651091
top signal
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>>62650850
>all that bullshit
it's for a centralized database and !ll knowing all seeing AI so a few people can hold absolute power over everyone. You probably think corpos love you because you're a loyal consoomer.

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There will be new billionaires minted this month for producing hype AI that won't increase any productivity while you will keep waging entire week for that $1000 more. How does that feel anon?
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>>62644886
with this many billionaires, surely some of the wealth will trickle down and the very poorest of us will be hundred-thousandaires? right? a lot of these guys are Ethical Altruists so i am expecting some relief from my economic hell.
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>>62644886
thats not how it works, staff dont have all the float plus its not unlocked
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>>62644886
>Company with a massive debt and negative cash flow is worth trillions
Who is making up these numbers?
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>>62644886
It'd be like complaining that I was unable to have a job when Bitcoin launched. I gotta focus on the opportunities I do have. My portfolio isn't all winners but by some accounts the winners I do have will let me retire very early. I'll believe it when I see it but what I do know is that I can rotate gains for nice multipliers. All without the stress that many have had due to their many years at work.
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>>62645473
>Hundreds of people have invested in Anthropic
Every employee has an RSU package. Now, I dont think their highest upside is a billion (execs like VP+ sure), but perhaps 200m for random anthropic engineers. Low side 15-20m

ARBITRUM IS MOONING HAHAHAAHAH I'M GONNA GET MY MONEY BACK AAHHAAHA
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>dead shit from 2 cycles ago starts mooning
>market dumps
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>>62647223
If arbidoge comes close to ath again im dipping out i couldve had 2 bitcoin if i wasnt retarded and greedy
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>>62647223
Just fot added context this is driven mostly by Robinhood Chain and Variational on the horizon finally giving Arbies some much needed revenue
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>>62647223
Lol
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>>62652098
Why do altcoins do this shit?

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>Strategy bought 4,603 BTC between August 24 and August 30 for $369.7 million, at an average of $80,318 per coin
Hahaha how the fuck does Saylor manage to buy the pico top everytime? How the fuck can you manage to have a dca over 80k in that week where it was only breifly avove 80k?
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>>62648013
It seems on purpose at this point. We were shitposting that he would do exactly that during the last pump.
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>>62648123
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didnt he selled around 60k to pay some debt!!
getting back in for more. living the dream!!
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only faggots say pico top, shut the fuck up you pico de gallo eating spic faggot
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>>62648123
It is starting to look quite suspicious.

MYTHOS 5.1 AND FABLE 5.1 ARE HERE
7 TRILLIONS VALUATION INCOMING
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>>62649530
OOOOOHHGARGHHH IM GONNA GORILLION SEARCH ENGINE MY GOYS OOOOOH BAYBE!
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>>62649530
why do they name it so gay
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>>62649530
AGI incoming.
I'm bullish.
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>>62650310
Maybe last week, Claude 5.0 sucks compared to OG 4.6. They nerfed the fuck out of it. China keeps these worthless niggers honest.
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>>62650738
>>Not using claude code
>ngmi.
I had that installed once, then I noticed even when not using it or killing the process it would respawn, some noticeable idling and network activity going on, I removed and reverted to online mode.
Maybe it changed since then.

*lights cigarette*
*takes a deep inhale*
*exhales in a smooth calm manner*
>Anon, my junior copywriter Peggy has told me quite a bit about you.
>Bachelors in economics from Yale, captain of the water polo team, and a leading member of the National Honor Society.
>Quite an impressive resume. But tell me what's not on the paper.....
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>>62650193
I want to fuck your daughter
How much
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>>62650193
> hold up
> let me show you
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>>62650204
The tone is too positive for /biz/, he should be threatening to fire me for farting near Peggy or something.
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>>62650193
Deez
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>>62651820
Anon! How dare you assume anything about my character?! You should be thanking me and Jesus for even taking a chance on your sorry ass!
*knocks on cigarette carton*
*pulls one cigarette out between his index and middle finger*
I'll need those projections on my desk by the end of the day.

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Why doesn't anyone ever shill butthole coin, useless, buttcoin, or even fartcoin here? they're sooo funny hahaha

Will there ever be a time again when finance becomes less mainstream and "boring"for the general population again?
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>>62648464
Already is. The only exciting things about "finance" to normiggers are AI (eg sex robots that also manage your portfolio to make you rich) and get rich quick crypto rugpulls.
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>>62648464
Only after weimar style hyperinflation, banning of usury, and expulsion of you know who.
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Probably about 2-3 years into the next crash where the market hasn't moved an inch over that time and 1.5% returns after 3 years for all "index fund and chill" people.

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Redpill me on buying Cybercabs and putting them to work on the Tesla Robotaxi network for passive income
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>>62648194
Actually, they import and favour the niggers to get cheap slaboury, no unions and low trust societies. Now they must face the cost of a beastly society. Zero pity.
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>>62648190
These cars have cameras all over the place, inside and outside. Probably the worst car to try and vandalize.
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>>62648350
Ironically, the one country where it could work (Japan) has a super powerful taxi cartel that would never allow robotaxis to operate. To this day, Uber and other rideshares still aren't a thing in Japan.
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>>62651396
Just stop all niggers from using the network, problem solved.
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>>62648194
Its going to be wild when AI starts racially profiling blacks and they have a melt down over it


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