>lost my dorm key somewhere >jews at my Uni want to charge me $60 to get a new oneWhats the /biz/ solution to this problem
>>62025592You're there to learn, right? Think of this as a class in responsibility, because if you lose your house key you should be replacing your locks, which is going to run about $60 these days.
>>62025554Pay and then steal 100$ worth of stuff.
>>62025594home depot has those automatic machines now, you just stick the key in the machine and it makes a duplicate. it doesnt read the handle part that says "do not duplicate". ive copied a lot of keys at home depot and other stores with these machines that say "do not duplicate" on them
Just ask campus police or a custodian.
>>62025554Just pay that $60 you retarded loser faggot and get on with better shit you need to be doing. Dumbass
It's over for oil
>Article literally predicting a price increase>Its overWat
>>62025531It should happen in approximately two more weeks
>>62025484- Virtual Shortage- Digital Shortage- Conceptual Shortage- Shortage Shortage
>>62025481>article written by a baggie looking for one quick pump so he can dump on you losers Goyim dealing in the real world as always...
>>62026308its happening now libtard. you're triggering doesnt change a thing
Why is the market assuming the strait will open soon? What reasons do they possible have to think that?
>>62026213Chris Wright's lie about naval escorts caused oil to immediately drop $10Clearly, the market is clueless
>>62026048Just dig a canal straight across.
>>62026073That's like seven months away.
>>62026048It's open, just pay in Yuan :)
>>62026191Then why are they named a faggot leader?
Art of the deal
>>62025537First part of fracturing a country is promoting ever escalating tone, rhetoric, and ultimately violence over minute differences in opinion and viewpointThis gets way easier if you inject a couple million people with very different cultures into the potIn other words: its part of the setup to get the us in a civil/balkanization war
>>62025557>“x announced Tuesday…”What do you mean he announced Tuesday? Did he invent the days of the week?
>>62025402I can't take finance journos seriously anymore after they started talking about "vibecessions" 3 years ago.
>>62025402I voted for this
>>62026510Literally me too lol fuck this country
If he was wrong about the floor for gold being 5k then maybe he is wrong about bitcoin going under 40k? He really is embarrassing at this point. Most of these so called experts pump their book at the top of the cycle. Schiff probably knew the top was in for gold, but the hype train was going so he convinced goyim to buy the top to pump his own bags before they got rugged. Same thing happened to bitcoin in October. Jim cramer and all the other suspects telling everyone to buy cypto at the absolute peak. Only to rug them all a few weeks later.
>>62026206>wrongpeter is a jew gold salesmanhe is delta neutral on gold, up or down, he makes money on commissions doesn't matter to him
>>62026270He also has a vendetta against America for what they did to his father. I still think his logic is sound, but he is insanely biased and a gold salesman.
>>62026206Chart looked a lot like Nov '25. Didn't count on a war with Iran causing mass selling of gold for oil and a general sell off. He's probably right that by the end of the year you will feel good about buying gold at 5k.
>>62026206
AHAHAHA it was exit liquidity you stupid fucking goy. Fake news and pumps will be deployed as needed until retail is dried up. The president can margin call you whenever it’s convenient for Israel and you won’t do shit. You were never going to make it.
>>62022541because they have like 50 bucks to work with per month, and you aren't getting anywhere with that if you put it into an index that does ~7% p.a. over the decadesthey need to speculate with extreme leverage to get anywhere
>>62024806after this war, it already has lmao, how can you be this deluded, america is no longer a superpower, just a regional power, it can no longer project power away from its neighbourhood
>>62025777Nah. The US dropped from a hyperpower, unquestioned in its dominance, to a simple superpower that still has global reach.No other country can project as much power as the US can and it still has a long way to fall before it's at the same level as Russia(a regional power).
>>62026541Calling Russia a regional power is a stretch
Problem is, it never drops ENOUGH. it needs to drop like 100 points or more for me to be able to get in several times. THEN I'll care.
My long is about to get liquidated. If BTC guts 70150 then I'll lose literally every single penny I have worked all of my life to get. I'm shaking in fear right now. What should I do?
Bitcoin barely dropped enough to liquidate OP. Feels personal. Like they just wanted OP's money, in particular. The leverage game is rigged. I'd be pissed. You pissed OP? The jews took your money.
>>62024371Not make bets like this.
>Longs the actual literal top of a 5% candle with his life savings using 50x leverageEither a total larp or your money is in a better place now
>>62025141does 50x leverage make you gay or jewish?
No...
Did you listen?
I can't stand my tech fag job much longer. Just the usual, getting jerked around and I frankly just don't give a fuck about the latest tech anymore.If I make peace with letting down my team lead I can probably coast for at least a year or maybe more, but it just sucks not getting any raise and being demotivated, the risk is I tell myself I'll slack off and then I'll still work late on "just one more thing" because I don't want to disappoint anyone. My interests are stocks and macro. I have $800k and a house. Is there any way to sustain myself on this? It seems like a lot but the 4% safe withdrawal rate just isn't enough here when you consider inflation and economic instability and the need for stable cash flow.
>>62023047i work in accounting. thinking about starting a machine shop or doubling down on the accounting meme and buying my own firm. either way, i'm getting tired of corporate nonsense, even with the benefit of WFH.
>>62025583>>62025617cope and seethe. this is the hindu century
>>62025583you need to work harder. indian in your place would not be bitching the way you are now. how does that improve things? are you a woman?
>>62025619if you choose to become unemployed and collect welfare that is jew behaviour. you are literally turning yourself into a welfare parasite rather than a productive person
>>62023047If you get rib removal surgery, you can suck yourself off even harder. Since you seem to like that.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
>>62023085>"You" don't ex-istI do but maybe you don't. I really have no way of knowing. But me existing is the only thing I know for sure. The whole world might be a hallucination but "I" would still need to exist to hallucinate it.Your brain may be playing your experience of life in an empty box but my brain has an entity experiencing that experience, that's just a fact from my point of view
>>62017741I've teleported to Waffle House before but it involved a lot of bourbon
>>62023085>le brain is consciousnessmatter pleb.
>>62023085The one with the soul.
>>62017741>You need to have a plug inserted into your butt and a rod into your urethra to use itLife is a humiliation ritual
Every pullback is an opportunity
Now is your chance to preparehttps://fortune.com/2026/03/23/toilet-paper-panic-japan-shortages-iran-war-covid-19/
>>62025224Hory shit
>>62025564no there isnt you fucking moronic retard. exactly the other way around
>>62025336gotta dry your butt somehow
oh "shit"that's the signalQE infinity is here
>>62025568Impossibru!
Is it true that the medical industry in the United States is fraudulent? I've been told that if you put organ donor on your driver's license the surgeons won't be inclined to save you, rather they would want to profit off your organs they sell for insurance.
>>62024330I'd blown my head smoove off if my son's heart was beating inside an obese nigger.
>>62024360Fpbp>>62024330Yes it is
>>62024330Sometimes I get secondhand embarrassment from white people.But organ donation is a scam.They need a live body to harvest organs from.So better hope you never end up "brain dead"
>>62024469They just found some random streetwalker to fool the couple. In reality the heart is off to the black market.
>>62024330All industry in the United States is fraudulent
>zoomers and millenials complaining about housing affordability >build single family houses in an abandoned K-Mart>they go for 300K eaWould you buy them, /biz/?
>>62025947Right, there should be at least a minimum of 10 acres of land between each of those houses, given exclusively to White families
>>62024136Based noticer who deals in the real world
>>62025955Sounds like DEI for white people. Pretty ironic desu
>>62024723Nice looking houses but retarded carcentric street design
>>62021127>amerifatnon is so mentally cooked by consoomerism, his solution to lack of affordable housing is building inside a supermarket deathtrap
Did you fall for it?
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>>62023488Do you think google and amazon are imaginary assets? you have no understanding. metaverse assets and nft's are priced at an all time low, now is the time to get in on the next google and amazon before it gets big
>>62015278no. it always looked hideous and useless, I have no idea why anyone thought that shit would actually see use also imagine not cashing out on a million immediately, kekthrow that into more diversified assets, continue working for some 5-7 years so it has time to accrue gains without you taking any out of it, and then retire.fuck, a million would be like a 15-20 years time jump on my current FIRE-strategy.
>>62015278Private servers are already up.
>>62015637cause Zuckerberg called it the next frontier
A CFDs broker named Black Bull is planning to go public in Australia and New Zealand. Do with this information what you willhttps://fxnewsgroup.com/forex-news/retail-forex/cfds-broker-blackbull-hires-bankers-for-ipo-afr/
>>62025981If you rotate that logo counter-clockwise it becomes an n
what will happen this years liberation day?
I dont understand how anyone would still believe this retard. Its blatant market manipulation.Is wallstreet retarded or complicit?
>>62025442what did he lie about?>>62025447no argument
>>62025434No, it's because we noticed billions of futures traded 5 mins before Trump posted a (fake) reversal. Oy vey.
>>62025659explain how its fake retard. or do you just hate the president?
>>62026036>no rebuttal to the massive trades happening just before the post
>>62026099just say you're a brown foreigner who hates trump bro. sorry, but this is country is for whites again. go back to canada
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>>62026312That's it buster! I bought calls. Get fucked with your puts
>>62026290Now this is good astrology.
>>62026329>>62026329>>62026329NEW NEW NEW
>>62026312thats a gme thread boss
>>62026085And their General Patton; Manly Tears
>unemployed>literally will take any job even mcdonalds or dishpig>walk into any fast food place, mcdonalds chipotle five guys>every worker is mexican and they talk strictly in spanish to each other>walk into any restaurant>all mexican>cant get IT jobs because its all indiansi dont get it... so you cant even get shit jobs because it goes to all the mexicans and you cant get tech jobs because it goes to all the indians
So you're refusing to be bilingual like America/UK has asked of everyone on the planet for decades?
>>62025923did you try being mexican?
>>62025923I work in IT and I've never seen Indians be more than maybe 25% of the IT team wherever I've worked. Do you mean for help desk roles or real jobs?
OP all the people commenting are the people who can't see a problem before it becomes a problem. and then there left saying how did this happen. there's a term for people like them they're called spiritual Boomers.
>>62025923born just in time to be a neet