>ethereum
how do we feel about reddit normies getting rich with us once link hits 1k a pop?
Racist 4chuds got poor holding link for 5 years for a 1x. Smart city redditors got rich buying btc, eth, tsla, nvidia, gme
>>60882164You forgot one thing. Token not needed
I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH. THESE FUCKING LAGGARDS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRICED OUT HALF A DECADE AGO. THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS MAKING IT JUST AS I HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING IT FROM BTC/ETH BECAUSE I WAS SO LATE. FUCK YOU SERGEY AND FUCK YOU CL LABS!!!
>>60882175payment abstraction is live, the strategic reserve is live, regulatory clarity is here, institutional adoption is gearing up to go live on production. The price will only go up from here on out. I'm sorry if your stack isn't big enough to make it
normieniggers will be like"YOOOOO I got my 25.6 link loaded up, to the moon we go, we all gonna make it!!!"
WATSATT THEER FUCKKCK IS HEPPINGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh fuck niggah back that ass up pump it up for me look back at a niggah fuck yeah shoot your load to the ceiling nigga make it pump
>>60885036>>60885084>>60885106couple more posts like this and we see ATH
>>60885140That's why I'm doing it. I have spent 95% of my time on /biz/ just absolutely fudding the ever loving shit out of crypto. When I start to bullpost it is a major top signal.
>>60884938Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't go all the way down. I expected the 100k breaks and that I would have to sacrifice my Kek so I wouldn't end up brokeEverything is going suspiciously well
>>60884938>https://dexscreener.com/solana/gxqaxqzxmm7hmpqlrtbcm9tztukj2m4uatvqnqj1oznfOh my fucking god... It's finally happening we are so back bros... We are so back... Nobody sleeps tonight I want to see at least 5 comfy late night vibe threads with music we NEED to monitor our shit while muricans sleep
something special happens tonight
>>60884119you sure bout that?
>>60881957Lol what are you talking about this shit is straight out of the european nobility playbook.The europeans spent 700 years after their dark ages just inventing new ways to be a pedophile and torture peasants
>>60881759lmao
>>60883986kekWait for some perv to post a link even.
>>60881957You need to go back
>win “$1.3 blillion”>only get $589 million lump sum taxed at 37%>actual winnings are only $370 million (28.5%) after taxesI hope you don’t play this scam.
>>60885850Step 1: take the annual payment as an annuityStep 2: form an llc in a business tax free country, sell the annuity to the llc, the llc takes out a loans based on future income from the annuityStep 3: enjoy tax free money from the llc
>>60885892Wrong. You can take the payments and then sell the debt for way more than the lump sum.
>>60885850>paying taxes on lottery winningsA rare win for bongland
>>60886142Whoa, kino
>>60886137Are you a fucking retard?
Holy fuck BUY BUY BUY
>>60885441isnt this public disclosure of fraud and using a political office for personal gain?
It will probably go something like this: Fuentes and other trolls will keep claiming he's a secret white supremacist and make memes about it. Then during the primaries, his opponents will bring it up as a real accusation - that he used far-right dog whistles and that this is why those people like him, and so on.
>>60885720>>60885789>>60886534>>60886817the difference is that he wants it to actually pump, unlike trump who just wanted to instantly dump
The state is buying shares of MSTR for teachers pensions because they can't buy Bitcoin.
>>60886817He'd have called Trump a commie over tariffs
If ETH could stop shitting the bed and bringing the rest of the market with it, that’d be great
Already pumped from 1400 to 4900. What more do you want? See you in 2029, bro.
>>60886189Bearish prediction this cycle is 16k
the bottom is in
>>60885117upvote +1
>>60885056hmm similar before face but tranny in video looks different. still, maybe its actually a tranny? this world is so corrupt..
>>60885290No it's just the confirmation. Like, masks off, now fuck. Ehhh, now I kinda don't want to.
>>60885117Probably she wanted you to hate fuck her too.
>>60885117Based and alphapilled
I bought 50 $1 scratch off Tickets and only won $31 what kind of bullshit is that?
Should have bought 50 $100 tickets
>>60886371Putting aside the fact that lottery tickets in general are a huge waste of money, the $1 tickets are the worst. The odds of winning any prize (including breakeven) are usually around 1:5. And if you somehow win the ultra grand prize its usually $1,000. That's only going to make you depressed because despite getting so incredibly lucky statisticlly speaking all you have to show is $1k which is literally nothing. With $5, $10 , and $20 tickets the odds are closer to 1:4.$50 and $100 tickets are even more likely to give you at least your initial but they have an additional hidden "premium" that is baked in due to the fact that the grand prize is always a gorillion dollars which you wouldnt even know what to do with. With $10 and $20 tickets the grand prize is closer to 1 or 2 million dollars which is enough to make it, but not high enough to justify the premium that I mentioned earlier. Lets be real, no matter which face value tickets you buy, you will never win the grand prize because there are only like 5 of them out of 100s of thousands of tickets. What you want to hope for is the mid tier rewards that are rare, but not so rare that you can play the same game for 50 years and and expect to never hit even once.Tldr. You would have been better off buying 5× $10 tickets and hoping to hit a $400 or $500 payout. Any prizes worth $600 and more require you to complete KYC.
>>60886371Scratch off lottery tickets are the worst (potential gains are very low)Just play regular lotteries.
>>60886803It depends. Last week I bought 1 one dollar ticket and won 20$. Also spent 20$ on the Powerball and won nothing.
>>60886371That's actually pretty good. Usually you get lie 2 dollars back.
WTFWT?!
>>60886712>20,000 of sticks and sawdust approaching it's true value
>>60886712>MOOOOM WHY IS OUR ZESTIMATE DOWN?>Well, Anon?
>>60886712no, you don't understand. it's only going up in price because... because i'm on the hook for $250k principal plus $120k interest over the next 30 years, okay????
>>60886712rolling for total zestimate death
Every pullback is an opportunity
for more smegma
My ex wife managed to hook some rich old childless sucker and now technically has a higher net worth than me. If they get married and she eventually divorces him like she did me and her 2nd husband she'll be set for life.It's not fair bros. Why do we allow women to extract our wealth through our dicks? This has to stop.
>>60883454why do ameritards feel such a strong need to get married and financially raped? it's kind of like in India
>>60883976Because they want to put their dick in a warm hole without as much constant effort… or so they think
>>60883972Americans are usually retarded though they don't even use condoms so yeah if you and your partner are smart I wouldnt worry about it
>>60883987You don't even get pussy after a year of marriage, it's the worst scam ever
>>60883490This guy knows what's up
It’s been a month since my last thread (Aug 2). The August chaos was weathered by every bot trader following 0.5-1% risk management.How It Works:Shorts pumps on Bybit (entries on pullbacks)Default: 1m TF, but averages on 15m/30m/60m/4h if needed100% winrate (true, but 90% of trades yield $0.20-$0.30 profit)Volume scales gains – tiny profits add up - public stats https://tradermake.money/trader/CryptoResourcesBotHow to Start:Demo test on Bybit API keys (zero risk)Linux VDS / Windows PC versionsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>We can keep accusing me of being a scammer, or we can discuss real algo-trading ideas.Right now, I'm working on backtests based on confirmed limit order book density over time, not spoofed orders. I'm scanning order books to a 30% depth on major exchanges (Binance, OKX), calculating the futures premium/discount to the spot index price, and compiling it all into one system to make trading even safer and more predictable.The goal is a robust framework that reacts to actual liquidity, not market noise.PS: I'm honestly wary of the spot algo. The main challenge is asset selection – and no, shitcoins will not be included. If you have any ideas on fundamental criteria for filtering assets, I'm open to suggestions and help.
>>60884227Does this really generate profits?
>>60886589No it doesn’t else OP would be one of the richest man on the planet instead of being there posting to some closeted homosexuals on this gay basket weaving forum
>>60884217paper trading? if so consider that market buys will always fuck you, and also fee's might eat up/negate .20 .30 profit
Does Ripple make good coffee? Are they doing a decent job at preventing cross contamination with their connected credit card factory?
>>60886511This has nothing to do with chainlink
I just can’t bring myself to invest in defense / weapons stock. You’re essentially making money off bloodshed. What will you say to Allah Yum Al qyiahma (the day of reckoning)Am I too cucked and naive bizbros ?
>>60886617based
>>60886661Esl
You could invest in renewable energy.Also remember by withdrawing USD and using it to purchase physical gold and silver, you will drain the US financial system of money used to kill and starve Palestinians.
>>60886647>For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?
>>60886617Wouldn't it be immoral to NOT invest in weapons contractors? You would be cutting into globohomo's profits and of course using those profits to bring down the hedgies.
be mebrain is smooth, wallet is itchyrandom coin called Attomarket cap literally 100k, already nuked -60% from launchminers dumped, chart looks like a ski slopeyet the 1 retarded dev is still alive, happy and postingsupposed to be some "digital cash" autism project, fast like Nano5k would basically move the entire markettfw I’m about to simp into this microcap graveyard
Linkies still have the audacity to shill this piece of shit Russian ponzi after 2020 lol
>>60880916People still don't realize that both onchain and offchain revenue is converted to link tokens.
>>60880953>atleast Solana is almost at its previous ATHWhile the marketcap almost doubled. So we agree marketcap isn't really a great indicator to predict a token's ability to reach previous ath, correct?
>Linkies still have the audacityThat's right baby. I still have all the audacity.
>>60880932how do i check marketcap again? I have a feeling about my $Useless...
>>60880916It's not about the journey, it's about the destination.
Charli3 team, Cardano's native premier defi oracle (with a grand total TVS of roughly... $50) is claiming:- Cardano Foundation never helped them financially. Seriously, what the fuck are they doing over there that after 5+ years they still don't have working dapps and still haven't realized the importance of oracles, refusing to boostrap anything despite large token allocations for this very purpose. How did they remain so cheap for so long, neglecting their ecosystem and shareholders? Baffling!- They will soon die due to Chainlink- Chainlink was getting paid at least 15M per chain integration in 2022, and the number is higher today.- Cardano would require a hardfork to have Chainlink oracles- Cardano is also now paying 8 figures to other third-party services like USDC. They're so far behind other ecosystems but seem desperate to catch up now and have become willing to pay up. This brings the question: which is more valuable, the protocol paying other protocols 8 figures to survive, or the protocol receiving 8 figures from many other protocols? The market seems to have decided it's the former rather than the later, strange!- They're also showing they're such a professional team, butthurt gossiping about the business model of competitors with randos on twitter. Certainly, this will help them survive.Questions about those Chainlink 8 figure dealsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>60884695Fucking hate you niggas asking ChatGPT for answers. Stupid ass nigga.>>60884748Same reason BTC is still number one despite being slow as shit, expensive and a pain in the ass to use overall. Same reason USELESS remains as the real king of shitcoins. Same reason why ETH runs everything Defi related... They were there first, AND/OR they did it best and were very early.
dumb fuck, fake nerd too
it make absolutely no sense for cardano to be in the top 50 let alone the top 10
>>60886024based troll. ourguy
>>60886517chuck scammed some VCs with bagholder syndrome. that's all it took
It’s over. Not even bitcoin fixes this. Only Solana, XRP and Cardano will fix this.
>>60886415Once you understand this, you may also grasp why one particular coin is relentlessly shilled here. Not because it is digital gold itself, but because it positions to be the connective tissue enabling such an asset to exist. Without that connective layer, no cross-chain, immutable master contract can ever be enforced.
>>60886148That's what silver is for. Retarded OP doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together.
>>60886180I've been seeing you fud svetlana for years now. I can easily recognize your posts even when you don't spam the network image
>>60886148Do you honestly not know what gold certificates are?What do you think "backed by gold" even means?
>>60886428>>60886415In your dreams faggot.
The economy is propped up by women, they spend money like nobody else. I've been around multimillionaires who watch their dollars closer than the average 20 year old in a big city.>Picked up girlfriend from her job. Asked her if we were giving her coworker a ride home as well since it’s on our way.>“No, she took an Uber home”>Coworker spent one hours wages on a 5 min car ride that she knew she could have gotten for free.
Being gay is... le bad even though me and my boyfriend have infinite money for vacation and can retire at 40 as wagies
>>60882728>I know 14 womentop jej sensei >>60883089ur filpt m8
>>60886096Its not bad because morality is a spook, I just think youre mentally ill if you enjoy playing with assholes and mens shit. Its disgusting and a disproportionate number of you are pedophiles
>>60884101You have poor reading comprehension.
>>60886359you have 2 goofy shirts
