The global economy is propped up by a large language model that thinks the pools on the Titanic have no water.
>>62716748Give them Jobs at Google then
>>62716741>>62716743>>62716766Technically a cup is just a shaped piece of plastic that could hold water.Similarly a pool holds water.However, if you submerge the cup or the water, the water is the same body and there is no boundary between the outside water and the inside water, so the pool or cup is not filled, it's submerged.If the cup or pool is upturned and submerged it would be filled with air not water. In this circumstance the pool or cup would collapse under pressure, so it wouldn't be a pool any more.So either the pool lost its water and filled with air and upturned, thus crushing it.Or the pool is no longer filled with pool water and there is now a submerged pool in the sea.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62716759THE WATER IS FULL OF CUP
i remember i asked it how long it would take the titanic to disintegrate completely and it said 100 years and I told it and said I think it was too low, then it said "you're right, it's actually 1000 years". I kept "pushing back" and it just 10x'd it's last prediction. Until we got up to a number with like 27 zeroes (much larger then the age of the universe) and thats when I stepped in and said "what are you doing bruh".
>>62716741>>62716743NOBODY fucking uses gemni you retarded mongrel
1. 401k to matching2. HYSA (3-6 months expenses w minimum 3.6% APY)3. Max out Roth IRA4. Max out HSA if offered through your job5. Taxable BrokerageDo you agree with this? Recently started making lots of money, don't know where to put it all.
>>62714485I did a backdoor roth on your mom
>>62714412HSA's are dumb.
>>62715704Why? You can>Invest with pretax income>Grow capital gains free>Not taxed on qualified medical expensesYou can even pay your medical expenses with cash and then claim them back decades later.
>>62715801LMAO do corporate slaves really think this is a good deal? health plans through an employer used to be low premium, low deductible, and high quality plans. they completely flipped the switch on you morons by letting you "invest" with your own money. we've even gotten to the point where goyim are bragging about how they can, "even pay your medical expenses with cash." >break hand>pay out of pocket with high deductible plan>brag about keeping money invested in VOOI can't even continue to feel sorry for you people. you literally aren't human. I bet you even fell for the HR roastie bragging about it being, "triple taxed advantaged."
>>62716998Incel seething . Op doing it right
Can Bitcoin do 7x in {{3 years}}?
>>62714850Nobody thinks this.
>>62714850No, definitely not. We'll be lucky if we get a 2x from here. And I say that as a maxi.
>>62714850No, but x5 can happen.
>>62714850>7x in {{3 years}}Yes, if it happens to go to 40k first, and then you measure years as 8 months long.
>>6271485086x7=602
Why does nobody care about diesel prices?
>>62712653Your Amazon delivery truck does
>>62712646I do but you need to understand how brainbroken people are and how much things get manipulated. I saw macro experts that called for 150-200$ a barrel oil flip to saying that the straight didn't matter and everything was fine just before prices spiked. Also, everything operates on a lag so give it 2-3 weeks and you'll start to see people care. Everything will get rationed by price and we'll see a visible reduction in economic activity. I really thought that Massie bringing about article of impeachment against Hedgeseth would be a turning point and now I guess it's too late for public anger to have forced that vote but again people are mindbroken to include congressmen. The solutions are easy but again operate on a lag and the current ruling class are too incompetent to avoid calamity and too cowardly to reverse it. We can of course drop diesel exports but that just sets the rest of the world, who produces our things, on fire. Once they understand the folly its 1-2 months to get diesel to where its needed in a hydrolocked economic system.I'm buying every dip on uranium as half these countries could store all their energy for a year or more to include expanded EVs in a single warehouse if they so desired. There's a much bigger limit on commercial vehicles but if a nations only concern is diesel and stockpiles affected commodities then they would fare better than most.
>>62716887Goyim don't realize they are inseparable from the real world. No one here is living an ascetic and self sustaining life. Diesel burn, along with electrical load and production, are key markers on every economy from superpower to failed state. If they somehow are unaffected by price hikes and shortages the resultant economic depression will remind them that they still draw breath. There will be a reckoning and barring a short lived WW3; since we are out of everything before day one and Chinese strategy from the brass down to dog eating grunts believes engaging 3rd/4th gen war is a sign of weakness and poor strategy; there will be something like a gold rush on liquid energy. Refining, pipelines and extraction facilities got nuked, the unaffected ones are getting redlined 24/7 everywhere but China. They will max logistics and untapped production but parallel to this there will be a flurry of activity to drill new wells, fix old sites and explore new ones, build new pipelines and all manner of derivative facilities. Consider how many new fields have been found, not many but out of fear of market saturation and shareholder value. When they see what's left of their competition their eyes will burn like the fires of allah. Guyana only started major production of oil in 2019. There are exploitable reserves all over the world that could yield a million barrels or more in oil daily that haven't been discovered but they soon will be. Every nation that wants to be a regional power will try to secure access to these alternative sources and will fund the ventures either to bolster their own economies like guyana or gain economic security for places lie ASEAN or Europe.
>>62712646the houthis aint shit, if they block the strait we can simply kill them
>>62716992Obama said this, Biden said this and Trump said this. They all underestimated the rising stars of non-state actors and reduces technological disparity. They over estimated the capabilities and appetite of strategic allies. I have to give Barry credit, he got dunked on repeatedly for the Iran deal for years and yet in hindsight it was a pretty attractive agreement relative to what we have now. There's a lesson in there somewhere especially when Houthis wouldn't even need to be paid off to make a deal. For now unless someone solves Saudi decadance they will continue to make gains and exert a sphere of influence on the region.
>Got past first 2 rounds of interview process>Now I have to talk to the head roastie in chargeHow fucked am I?>Dude she's not a roastie, quite being an incelShe went to Arizona State
>>62716864This. Chances of landing a job today is so low.
>>62716221JUST B URSELF
>>62716864Probably should have she just was not opening up at all so I sense I gave her the ick. Feels like these 40 year chicks are mad their looks don't get them attention anymore>>62716852>Nah dude just a cool demeanor and experience with women in general.Some of us are here to work and make money, not play your dumb social games.
>>62716221just dont be urself and lie about everything
>>62716913>Probably should have she just was not opening up at all so I sense I gave her the ick. Feels like these 40 year chicks are mad their looks don't get them attention anymoreOne of many reasons women shouldn’t be working, given management/other positions requiring decision-making, etc.
should i wear a watch on both wrists if i can afford it?
>>62714904Teach me senpai
>>62714406You should wear the exact outfit as the girl in the OP image. You would look like a bad bitch fr fr
>>62714406Bump for imagery.
>>62714406bitch looks like Stewart from MadTV
her saggers drifting apart from each other>bitch getting old, walling in slowmo!
do you think there will be a recession at the time of the next yield inversion? we're getting close.
>>62715240>midwit not understanding
>>62715215>do you thinkIf it's down to what I think, I think there's not gonna be a recession because the definition for what a recession is has been inflated so much that it will take a total collapse of the monetary system for the government to admit that there might be a recession. For example, in some ways the amount of people right now who can't find work is worse than it was during the Great Depression, but because of how the government counts unemployment the majority of those people don't count as unemployed for this or that reason.>>62715224>>62715228I remember reading the FUD on /biz/ back in 2019 about a hypothetical imminent recession, with what was happening with WeWork and Deutsche Bank serving as the indicators. My take now is that covid was a convenient excuse to deploy various government stimuli to keep companies like that from collapsing like what happened in 2008 with GM, except without declaring a recession in the traditional sense.
>>62715246i've never seen anyone with an IQ over 100 or an income over $100k/yr use the word "midwit."
>>62715407>midwit rages at people calling him thatPeople over 130 iq use it all the time
>>62715233/GENIUS
I have 1400 and I need to turn it into 140k by january what steps do I take to do this (ie buy this coin now, sell it in 2 weeks, then wait for a dip, then buy this other memecoin, etc.)
>>62714249He didn't account for the tips. With tips it easily goes to $190k
>>62716596if you fall for this wallet drainer made by this poonigger, you deserve to die
>>62716709I reported them to jannies. He's been in tons of threads. Jannies only act fast if you're shilling biz meme coins by the community
>>62714094uhhh....>sniffswhat the pipe?
>>62716780Janny will be fast. Only janny senctioned scams are allowed on /biz/
I did the whole cube allocation crap, but then didn't bother withdrawing the tokens because of the 90 day delay, I didn't want to unlock early and now I remember vividly allocating the cubes and not going back after the 90 days to get the tokensIs there no way for me to get these now?Did I fuck up?surely I can just find the rewards contract and execute the transfer call?ffs
thr only token worth anything (bricken) did a stealth contract migration so those claimable tokens are actually zero now as welltl;dr forget the build program even happened and any token other than link
>>62713336You probably missed out on like $500, so I wouldn't freak out about it.First rewards were way better
>>62713336>SeasonUsing gamer terminology. If you're still holding this shit, you are a stone cold retard.
think i have like 30k sxt, if it ever pumps ill dump it allNot selling at these meme prices
chainlink provided you with the authentic shitcoin gambling experience without you selling, it worked great, don't know why you are complaining. i never heard you say thank you once, be grateful
>400k in crypto right now, mostly btc, some ethCan I reach 1M this cycle yes or no? Would be enough to quit slaving which is all I care about.>1M is not enoughwhere I live it is unless you fall for big time consumerism
>>62714873No. Never a million. Bitcoin is exactly like MySpace and Blockbuster. Nostalgic. Save yourself now. Before you're embarrassed to say you owned BTC.
>>62714918It's a literal tiny fucking kid. You just can't self insert as him or be envious or anything (kinda makes me wonder who I'm shitposting with, sometimes I have to remind myself that anons being 12 is always a possibility). The OG college chad pic was better.
>>62714918>self-inserting anythingI never got this absolutely low IQ sounding point.Like whenever anime comes up someone says something like "they need to self-insert as the MC"And I'm always like ???? where does the self-insertion even logically follow? Do they also need someone to self insert in watching Schindler's List?
>>62716661>Retard thinks he's smart
>>62716725>Retard thinks he's smart
Which of these 3 is the worst industry to work in?>Retail>Fast food>Call center
>>62715382>as if they were actual slavesIs that really surprising when the qualifications for the job are:1) Have functional eyes 2) Have a functional voice box 3) Be able to answer a phone 4) Be able to read You couldn't be more replacable if you tried
>>62715274Call center. Turnover rate was massive and the managers would openly admit being on anxiety medicine to be able to cope with the job. Job was remote but that was the main way they lure you into their trap. Luckily I did a paid 2 month "training" and quit when I had to actually take calls because of how awful it was. Fuck the people who run call centers. They need to be rounded up and gassed.
>>62715497If they were so smart why weren’t they rich?
>>62715497I worked at Kroger's for 1 (one) week before I realized how fucking retarded it is to only make $9.25. My time is more valuable. Your time might not be, but mine was. Now I make $49 years later and I'm relieved I didn't waste more than a single week there. I have skills, an education, shitty jobs are for those who don't have these things. I.E. Unskilled Laborers.They told me I was a "net-negative" because it cost them more to train me during orientation lmao
>>62715709this is correct way of thinking my young 4channer and the people who stay have to get mentally deranged to their coworkers level
I fear you may find it difficult to trade your labor for money rather soon.
>>62715029All the laid off programmers will apply for entry level jobs in other fields. Increased competition for all jobs. Youre already experienced so you will probably be fine but this might lower your wages due to increased competition
>>62715075Elon claims there will be universal high income so whatever you're selling will be very cheap (adjusted for inflation).
>>62716078Unemployed programmers will just go on OnlyFans.
>>62715041whos to say people wont destroy the robots out of spite? Sure there will be mass surveillance, but I'm sure it will still happen.
>>62715010Your customers will not have jobs nor money
>past 2-3 years>endless threads and posts about not being able to find a job and getting no interviews or responses...>past 1 month>lots of threads/posts about being in interviews and whether to take this or that job offerSomething is changing
>>62716483Don't say I didn't warn you pleb
Most of the threads posts are larpshit like "Guys I make 500k a year, but this job is offering 400k a year BUT it's wfh and I get a loli sexslave from ukraine- wat do?"
>>62716483The only work I can find is tempwork I have no idea who you're working for or why you want 'hopium' but shit isn't getting better and I sadlaugh when I think about how merely going crazy on crypto in 2020 all in would have made me 3 million dollars.I was so afraid of losing 10k that I permanently fucked myself.
>>62716501Dont repeat the mistakes of the past. Be courageous now.
>>62716488There hasn't been a single day on my years of /biz/ that there wasn't someone saying the great correction is happening any moment now, eventually you will be """""""right"""""""" like the broken cock, it isn't really useful regardless
we got literal onlyfans prostitutes making 5 digits in a day stock trading, any other timeline this would be a top signal but in this clown show who knows.
>>62713293every goycattle fag is investedI give it 1-3 years
>>62713293Can we all take a moment to appreciate just how perfectly she is built for BBC??
>>62714471It’s a man
>>62713293>we got literal onlyfans prostitutes making 5 digits in a day stock trading,It's easy to make money off stocks when you make a lot of money to invest. 2% up on 1,000,000 is 20,0002% up on 100 is 2.
>>62713293Onlyfans content creators with a high enough income are some of the few people to make stocks work today. Cope.
Impossible Mode: Wholesome Posting Only
>>62714842>Government employees>Cartel members>Social Club enjoyers>Union payersI could go on
>>62714822>>62714826You’re missing the point. White collar work that requires 100-120 IQ will be done by AI. The 90-IQ manual labor will be done by cheap foreign laborers. (You) will own nothing
>>62714756>had it>buyed a house>now not enough to neet >still have to wagefuck I should have stayed a rentieI accept that I'm retarded and make bad decisionsAlso the house is shitty and I'd be lucky to break even so now I'm trapped (well I could take the capital loss write off for future gains)
>>62715577>buyedSukhdeep you cant buyd it to need, you rent to NEET and you dont rent fucking penthouse in NYC you rent it whereever cause you fucking dont care where you are to NEET
>>62715577If that's true then you are one of the biggest fucking retards on this website. Do you know how many years it would take you to make $1.5M by working? It makes no sense locking that shit up in a house when you can essentially double it every four years with crypto.
You've been warned.
>>62715296>Retards are STILL misusing bull trapCan we stop being retarded PLEASE?
stop seething, he's rightBTC is gonna trap everyone by going to 240k before dumping back to 110k
>>62715946Lol someone missed the bottom
>>62715296
>>62715962Bobo posters are retards
Right wing retard grifters are some of the biggest top signal indicators in all of finance, these are the guys telling you to buy Bitcoin during a blowoff top. Diesel has topped, QQQ skyrocketed today. Crisis is over, the worst of it has passed. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
>>62714498Can you delete this thread OP? Im a fellow liberal, and it's pretty clear that diesel is only going now from here. If you let this thread stay up, thisll just become a "laugh at dumb libtards" thread for weeks. Let's get rid of this before we hand the chuds another win and we can go over not doing this in your next quarterly performance review. Thanks!
Diesel already $10 in some parts of CA
>>62715742MakeIslamGreatAgain?I knew it was a self report.
>>62714498>>62714572>>62715742
>>62714572I voted republican and applied to work for two democratic campaigns, so I can do them simultaneously and double my pay. Could potentially make 20k in 6.6 weeks.
Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If we bake we get power 10 minutes.If we don't it's a 10 year bear market.
bakan'
>>62716650>>62716650>>62716650NEW BREAD
>>62715979>I'm happy but don't like to be happy
>>62715854>You can't wave to the consulate staff
is this good?
>>62715547ironic chungus posters like you should be gassed to death
>>62715337If i were get a dollar for every link "partnership" i would be rich af, not like the token holders....
>>62716302>If i were get a dollarsaaar dollar get very dollar saaaaaar
>>62715337Not Infosaars
>>62715337>infosysthe I of WITCH (massive jeet bodyshops)run
