Bullrun not happening
Jerome Powell is going to save us on September 18th, right?
Hewwo? Anibuddy? Mr poweww? Hewwo? Could you pease help with the intywest wate??
>>58979559Thank you for your question.75 bepis rate cut.Now shut the fucking door.
>>58979559He’ll declare martial law and say that anyone who doesn’t own vesta now has a curfew
>Financial advisor looked through my bank statements>£422 wasted on junk food last month
>>58980428That's me but with craft beer
I water fast every weekend to save on 2 days worth of food. That's the level of poor I am on.
>>58980428groceries are pretty cheap in the UK. you could probably be eating really high quality healthy food on that budget
>>58980428>hiring a financial advisor just to find out you're a fat fucklmao
chainshit baggies smellthey are also gay and have tiny dicksand their shitcoin can't pumphahahah get fucked chainshit BAGGIES
>>58980430link is going back to $5 soon baggies, please buy more so you can be findommed by sergay while he keeps infinitely dumping for himself and his hr roasties.
The paypigs love rolling in sergeys shit
>>58980476>>58980498need to drive these filthy baggies and paid chainshit shills off our board
>>58980519Good luck. CLL has cashed out billions. They have 700+ and growing employees.Even the ones bot paid to shill as advocates likely defend their own cashcow in private, ie, on here
Be honest, how many of you fags are actually just thieves and scammers?
>>58980367Sounds like typical scammer logic. What color is your skin?
>>58980344I got the jan ban for saying kike
>>58980344I am VVhite. The only on all of /biz/.
>>58980344The whole crypto is a den of thieves anon, but at least we know how to have FUN
>>58980461I like to buy and hold bitcoin. It seems like a large portion of the crypto community is into social engineering and other deceitful practices though.
>pours gasoline on the inflation fire
dgaf all I need is to get another 50x then I can finally retire.If it means sacrificing this world, then so be it.
>>58980449Time to brace ourselves and get as much dips such as rsr and fun while we still can
>>58980449China slowdown will cause a deflation in most of the world for the next 5 years
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT! APU IS GOING TO REACH A 33 BILLY MARKET CAP EASILY! HOLD THIS THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT DAILY!IMAGINE WHAT IT WILL FEEL LIKE TO BECOME MILLIONAIRES WITH YOUR FRENS AND HOLD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY, FEEL IT IN YOUR SOUL AND YOUR YOUR BONES!
>33 billion You faggots really have no idea how bullish things really are
>>58979181>>58979201Shoulda done that last month, faggots. Go shill somewhere else. We all diamond-handed or already swung and bought back. This here's the quiet before our FIRST big pump. Go look at any normal memecoin chart.
>>58979181APU is the most used meme on the internet, its going to 33 Billion, currently in accumulation zonewhats Peaq?
33b is fud
The heck happened over the weekend?
The call has been made. Your move biz
And I have no idea why they are rushing it so aggressively
>>58980261erections, dems good saaaar vote dems!!!! SAAAAR!
Cuts and hikes are reactionary decisions. There's something off if they really are pushing for 50bps.
It has become a problem.
Are you paying attention?
>>58980309I'll take inspect element for $1000, Alex.>What do you do when OP is a faggot?
>>58980309Chinese economy bubble popping has been wrongly predicted for decades. That has caused people to not believe it anymore. Just at the time it is really happening.The slow part has been the last 2 years, the ACCELERATION of the crash is now here and people won't be able to refute it any longer
>>58980320What happens when it's timestamped in a discovery platform and Ontier's solicitors admit to having accessed it as well?Tick Tock
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>>58979575You okay?
Crypto has been crabbing and dumping for months, what are your losses from March to now? I'll start. >Down 26k from March
i've accumulated more sats, so i'm in the greeni don't really look at the fiat value, but that explains why my dca orders have been bigger latelyi really hope it dumps more, i'm not done
>>58980181I can't even buy a shotgun.
>>58980181I'm up 11.1%.
>>58980197We are still soooooooo early. Just hodl dca diamond hands to your grave brother. NEVER sell your bags.
Ok guys I want to dca (but doing it monthly) for 20 years.I need something that could bring me 10%/year minimum.thought bout putting some in sp500, another in nasdaq, and boost with lqq.Yes it is the same stock redundant, but originally I planned on putting all in sp500 only, so it is only to boost up the performance.I will dca in crypto aswell and in gold too, but with less capital. Is my strategy good ? If you guys got better options I'm all ears, Help an anon out.>inb4 lurk moar
>>58979867you should go all in on bonkniggerinuwifdurag
dca in crypto as you said in this thread sounded like the worst idea possible, just go all in with your savings when the bear market arrives, this happen every 4 year cycle, implying it was not broken
>go to casino>win 80 bucks>leave>buy food and save the rest>repeat>an entire 2nd salary wonWho /CasinoMaxxing/ here?
>>58975385One time a friend took me to a small local indian casino. They gave me a travel mug for joining their player's club. Inside was a printed off ticket that just said bring it to the cashier.$1,000 prize.Spent my $100 I came with on blackjack and pocketed the cashout.
What I wanna know is how was that one mother fucker banned for figuring out baccarat?You literally pick your hand or the dealers hand to win, and you always choose the dealer's because there's some slight edge that I forget how it works (it's still worse than 50/50 though).So how did he get a winning edge?
>>58978106I always redo the bet before the last bet.So25, 50, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600, 1600, 3200.It probably comes out bad, but simulating it with a 6 shoe deck and chips at home, I'm up $25,000 after 3 blowups in a row.Ran about 40 shoes.
>>58975485>The key is to have a system, 90% of gamblers quit before their big winBeen throwing bets on TriballyGames. Made some solid gains, but no way I’m tapping out.
>betting your entire salary on the luck of the godsvs>comfily farming unicorn.meme airdrops in the comfort of your house with 0 risk and all the rewardi see now why nobody on biz makes money, you guys have a problematic gambling addiction
It’s not fair. Why is this even possible?
This would not be a problem in a communism.
>>58975616No they don't "buy houses", they get a deposit on a house because the bank gave them a loan based on their income of the previous few months.Except the money you make on porn goes down very quickly after a year, the dudes go on to the next girl.She won't be able to pay off her house.
>>58978399>60 years ago a man can work alone yet still be able to provide for his family>nowadays women are permitted to work yet both genders are poorer than beforegiving women human rights was the last nail in the coffin for western civilization
>>58976684kill yourself christniggerif money isnt everything, how about you send me 50% of your networth?
>>58975629>>58976034Play stupid games win stupid price
>Kamelick>"We'll print our way out of printing too much">0 assassination attempts>Drumph>"We'll pay off the FED with BTC and the USD can go fuck itself!">2 assassination attemptsBig think
At this point it's 3rd hand but clean and no damages.I'm giving it away because I sold all my chainlink stash and I managed to get out from the cult.A priest is curing my homosexuality too.
i might take it, depending on the quality of the scrotum of the doll
>>58978329Please describe in detail how lifelike the anus feels on your cock. Otherwise I'm not interested desu.
>>58978329As long as it has a long, veiny hairy shaft and screams things as it bangs you in the asshole>I'M GOING TO DUMP MY LOAD IN YOU LIKE THE WAY I DUMP THE PRICE>SERGEY BETRAY YOUR ANUS
>>58978902feels kinda betraying
You know they're going to monetize the government debt right? I.e. print an enormous amount of money and send bitcoin to infinity.(Your shitcoins will still be worthless though).
>>58980001nah, they'll create their own and force every cunt to use it rendering all shitcoins (BTC included) useless.
>>58980002They will release a new CBDC shortly after inflating fiat to zero.They will also close the gates on capital flight by stopping you from purchasing assets that can save you from debasement.Luckily they can't ban 12 words stored in your head. If you're holding stocks, real estate, or gold your screwed though.
>>58980001Rising tide lifts all boats. There is no scenario where Bitcoin moons and the rest of the market doesn’t. That’s not how this works.
>>58980006This. You will quite literally have a CBDC that you won't be able to spend outside a certain radius of your home and will have an expiration date on it so that you are forced to consooooome and prop up the economy or lose it.Also this >>58980013, if BTC is going too 100k and beyond it means the stock market is also roaring
I legit bought eth 3250 when btc was 57k. The numbers now are so yikes. Be honest with me: will I have an opportunity to break-even?
>>58979127You'll probably have an opportunity but you'll be greedy and miss it. Best to capitulate now and never look back.
>>58979161>>58979169These two joggers want your cheap eth. Don't sell at a loss.
>>58979127We're in bear market.You'll break even in 4 years.
I'm thinking of slurping a little bit today. This board is so incredibly dead that the fraternity thread is still after multiple days. Jesus nobody cares about this stuff anymore do they. I think this is when you buy.
You'll probably break even in USD but not in BTC terms.