>>62115769any bank can sell you treasuriesthat's not the pointthe point would be having a deposit, which is liquid cash, that just passively generates 5%also, stables aren't cryptoI know I posted/typed "defi" but it was my mistakeit's banks vs stablecoins
>>62115769> he fell for the brochure
>>62114469>stable>goes down forever
>>62116137You don't even know what a stablecoin is. Sit this one out.
Can someone explain why bear, moose and frog pictures get spammed continously? And even the captions just have meaningless single sentenced words like 'Broos' 'wtf is happening' 'ahhhhh' with no explanation whatsoever. Can you give me into to what everybody means and how to understand things here?
>>62111298lurk moar newgen fag JFL
>>62111298post sharpie in the poop w magic digits and all will be revealed
It's because we love keynesian economics here and are big believers in the animal spirits of the market
>>62115011kekt and wrekt you will WAGMI
>>62111325Don't forget ruru
Hyperliquid>eom
I was wondering why /biz/ doesn't cover hyperliquid. It's the best thing since defi. I'm heavily invested both on metamask and in my broker.Soon it will cover prediction markets and options as well (HIP-4)Check it out https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade
>>62111786>>62112110>>62115454Just take a loot at the catalog. It's just people that got trapped in their polkadots and chainlinks and try to bring their misery to the rest. Hype is one of the few alts left that is worth it, one of the few blockchains that people actually use and the team keeps delivering. I've been trying to tell biz about it for a really long time, don't know why but I guess some of you are okay, but nothing.
why is this thread that is a blatant advertisement still up?
>>62109785>>62109777Why bother at this point? Biz has clearly shown they're content with their own bags to the extent they're willing to go down with the ship. They also unironically still think hype is a GMX-tier bucket shop cloneI've tried bringing Hype up a few times on this board as well but it's pretty damn clear not a single bizraeli gives a shit no matter how many times you spam the revenue/volume numbers. I'm assuming you've attempted multiple times as well because I recognize your posts from months ago. Also highly recommend reading the Colossus piece on Jeff, its kinda cringe but gives a good view into how he thinks and operates. My personal thesis on Hype is starting to shift more and more toward the team being the definitive clear moat over every other alt todayt. airdrop fumbler now with a small bag
buy a banner moshe
>the current cycle is not over>the lengthening cycle theory that ben cowen prophesied last cycle is true.>all of it!>we are currently in a lengthening cycle>expect new ATH for bitcoin this year
>>62115698Ben is now currently wondering if crypto is going to enter a macro bear with a period of lower high cycles
Anons, what are we buying?shill me projects with great FA and use cases! looking for a sui stack to complement my ICP make it bag.
>>62114264Kek, donut.
>>62114264Thanks to ICP, I was able to turn my $50,000 investment ICP into $12,500.
>>62114264Polkadot >>62115424. This is now a DOT thread and board. DOT > ETH, POLYGON, ARB, OP, LINK, FILECOIN, RENDER, ICP
would icp fix this?https://x.com/CoWSwap/status/2044168242743390364?s=20
>Gerontocracy has always thrived in undemocratic places—Communist people’s republics, Gulf monarchies—where only death could pry power from the ruling elders. American gerontocracy is exceptional for being freely elected. Donald Trump will soon be an octogenarian, and is president in part because the preceding octogenarian, Joe Biden, did not want to admit his senescence. The median senator is 65, and the oldest, 92-year-old Chuck Grassley, has not ruled out running for reelection in 2028. The typical general-election voter is a spry 52, but in primary elections, which decide the majority of political contests, that number rises to 59. Half of all the money donated to political campaigns comes from Americans age 66 and older.>The pathologies of the housing market are one reason. The typical home today costs five times the median annual income, up from 3.5 times the median annual income in 1984. Boomers got lucky: When they were young, they could afford to buy houses that then appreciated fantastically in value. But that luck was arguably manufactured by Washington, which engineered the rise of 30-year, fixed-rate mortgages and created tax deductions for mortgage interest and property taxes.>These government subsidies still exist today. But even with them, younger Americans cannot buy houses at the same rate that Boomers did.>Older generations used the levers of government to create this situation. In high-cost cities, the building of new homes and apartment complexes is often derailed in local planning and zoning-board meetings.https://archive.ph/d1Rn1
>>62114724>younger Americans cannot buy houses at the same rate that Boomers didThey can though, they just have to be willing to buy the sort of houses the Boomers were buying at their age.
>>62114724Do they have to title it "An Oligarchy of Old People" because the average Atlantic reader is too stupid to recognize a gerontocracy?
>>62114926Chill out anon. They needed it to meet the 500-word minimum.
>>62114724TLDRwaaahhhhh waahhhhh muh boomers, etc etc.
>>62114724Young people would just need to refuse to work. Or take power somehow.
Are you willing to do whatever it takes to make it? Assuming it's all legal/you can get away with it
>>62115461>If everybody was like that everything would collapsewhich is why everything is beginning to collapse.
>>62116060That's great that you pointed that out. Yes, I've cheated my way through school and I've also said this>Like I would always cheat in school because school is useless.School has literally NOTHING to do with your job. BUT there's always a caveat. I'm a CS major and I really do know how to program. I almost never cheated on my programming assignments. I've always cheated on tests because REMEMBERING USELESS DATA IS USELESS. I ONLY cheat on the things that are COMPLETELY USELESS. Like imagine cheating on your 4th grade geography exam if you know you're going into CS. Sure I know where all the countries are, the continents, the climates... I just don't really know all the different rocks there are, because we were taught that in geography. Like I couldn't give a fuck. If I need to know then I can always google it or ask an AI bot. Some stuff is just COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS TO KNOW BY HEART. I refuse to fill my head with useless junk. So, again. I'm a CS major and I've cheated on stuff like the theoretical math exam because who the fuck do you think I am that I'll care about math theory? I have never used any sort of math outside of + - * / in my fucking life and I'm a CS major. Tell you a lot, right?>>62116084>Also some fags do consider using AI unethical, because they are morons.Well in a sense I think it's not good too to be honest. There's plenty of studies that indicate that using AI in earlier years will literally make your frontal lobe more weak and you'll have a higher risk of mental illness. AI has it's use cases, it's just, most people ABUSE AI instead of using it as an ADDITIONAL TOOL for their work. I don't ABUSE AI to be honest. I use it as an ADDITION and not as a NECESSITY.
>>62116084>Also some fags do consider using AI unethical, because they are morons.Like people will overuse AI for tasks therefore they'll atrophy their brains to a point where easy tasks become hard. There's a difference between making your brain weak and using AI as an ADDITIONAL TOOL. So, don't use AI as a replacement for your brain. Use AI as an additional tool in your arsenal. Just google "does ai make your frontal lobe weaker" and read the Google AI Overview. Here's what it says "Based on emerging research, heavy reliance on AI can lead to "cognitive offloading"—a phenomenon where the brain, particularly the prefrontal cortex responsible for executive functions, decision-making, and critical thinking, becomes less active and potentially weaker over time."I would be very careful what you cognitively OFFLOAD onto AI. If you keep using AI for everything then you'll literally start to stagnate in your mind. Like sure, if you're already a world class programmer then using AI is ok. But if you're like in 5th grade and you're using AI to do your math homework instead of you then you're fucked because you literally won't have a functioning brain by the age you're 20. So, first get to an appropriate level yourself, then when you're at that level you can of course use AI to further your OWN KNOWLEDGE and not use it as a cognitive crutch because you've made your frontal lobe weak from AI overuse.
>>62115463The only way to fix the immoral state of things is to have people that are not as immmoral do the thing that moral people won't do until it can be entrusted to moral people again.
>>62116060Another thing to point out is what? While other people were focusing on not cheating in school and doing school I was basically failed a lot of my classes in order to mine crypto, study the market, study crypto, study politics, study economics, study geopolitics, study how political systems work, study money and banks. Like, I never cheated on that part. I cheated in school because school is useless. I never cheated on educating myself on how REAL STUFF WORKS. If I don't understand how math theory works or statistics theory then I don't really care since there's 0 FUCKING MONEY IN THAT. At the time I was 27 I had 500k$ in a country where the avg yearly salary was about 13k€. Imagine having 40-50 years worth of money by the time you're 27 while other people are basically about 70 to 200k€ in debt because they did what? Studies in college, got a job that pays 1500€/month and got a what? A loan for a house. Do you see what I mean? I would CHEAT MYSELF if I didn't CHEAT IN SCHOOL and made money my priority, right? NOT CHEATING IN SCHOOL IS CHEATING YOURSELF IN FUCKING LIFE. LET THAT SINK IN. Don't cheat in life, cheat at useless garbage like school. Don't be a scammer and thief in life. Be a scammer in school. Do you notice what I mean? I have a real work and education ethic for life. I never had a work or education ethic for school, because I noticed from a small age it's all so meaningless. Like my whole high school time was spent drinking and smoking weed and my grade were basically 3s. My whole college experience was smoking weed and some of it doing drugs and going to parties, still finished with 8s and even though that's true I still made a ton of money. And now I'm 100% clean, working out, eating healthy and working on a company. I've been working on the idea for like 3-4 years and I'm soon going to get my life to a point where I can start.
What could be it?
>>62115590>Clarity finally has a chance to pass>Trump comes back with his faggot scam coin to ruin itFuck this shit man I'm selling all my crypto
>>62115590>everyone must pay for passage through the hormussy with $TRUMP
>>62115590>Trump demands that all taxes be paid in TRUMPcoin>fiat faggots BTFO
>>62115972>>62115608>>62115603>>62115590Worth slurping and hope something comes of it?
Why is this shit going up. The strait is closed. World will run out of petrol and gas in just a few weeks.
>>62111255they're a member of this or that economic treaty that says they're not supposed to impose export controls during shortages
>>62113325Fortunately for the US, the US's oil/gas export controls date back to the 1970's oil embargo. If Trump decides he wants payback for all that 1970's fuckery then the FA phase of the proceedings can happen very quickly.
>>62111239Priced in
>>62111239Hey, a blockade of the blockade made oil go back to the 90s. IMAGINE if China enters the game so we have a blockade of a blockade of a blockade.Oil instantly at 50$!Everything is completely fucktarded. Like, really. You don't have to be a bear or a bull, I'm glad my tech stonks are pumping, but shit is clearly pumping on fucktardation. There's no way the insane shit we're live witnessing can end on a good note.
>>62111239The markets are completely irrational about the war at the moment. Buy the dip mania is so strong that bad news is often treated like good news, and markets go up because of all the dip-buying. This just means that the future correction will only be greater.I wouldn't advise shorting though. There's too much money flowing into stocks, and still too many levers the government can pull to prevent a proper correction.
They are going to hyperinflate the boomers portfolios to make it worthless to the millenials who will inherit it.
>>62110089>It’s like thinking all women think like “female dating strategy”They increasingly do, because that shit is all over Tiktok and other social media in various forms. Have you looked at a dating app lately?>These nasty women are A TINY minorityGo look up "social contagion"It's like saying women who want Chad are a "tiny minority"
>>62112142>you fell for algoWe didn't. The women did, though. En masse.Here's a Hinge profile I saw just a few minutes ago.
>>62109613My dad had a cool million when he died which is kind fucking crazy after putting 2 kids through private school and college, vacations, owning a plane and boat and doing all kinds of cool shit, then paying for his end of life care. He fucking rocked man. Miss you dad.
>>62116146Give me 50,000$
>>62108603supposedly theres evidence hes a CIA asset. arrested in china for political dissidence, went to yale, etcthe amount of shilling of him on here is a good tell tale too. every thread inevitably has the words "he makes jews seethe" even though he says overtly philosemitic things on his channel while being mildly anti israel
Can someone explain this shit to me? I know that stock market != real economy, and I know that market can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent yadadada. But isn't it in theory, supposed to at least loosely map to fundamentals and signals?There is no end to war.The ceasefire is tentative and unlikely to hold.Even if we miraculously reach to a conclusion soon:The disruptions and shortages will last for many months.A significant chunk of world's energy infrastructure is destroyed and will take years to rebuild.Shortage of fuel and its inflationary effects will continue for the rest of the year at minimum.Fertilizer prices will inevitably cause food inflation during the next harvest.Further shortages and disruptions of aluminum and helium will affect many industries.And yet the market is incredibly calm and constantly rallying behind even the most obvious "damage control for the markets" news. Or hell even to the most negative news. The DOW is almost back to where it was late February. Why is this the case? The only explanations I can think of are:We are in the middle of what would otherwise have been a legendary bull run and even the colossal fuck ups in the world stage can't fully blunt it. It's simply absorbing every negative signal and keep pushing forwards with incredible momentum, only slowed down a bit.The economy, at this point is under total control of a handful of massive institutional investors like Blackrock and other funds. This historically unprecedented consolidation turned it into a fake gay circus. They call the shots, every other player is liquidity fodder for them. And they are unwilling to call the bottom yet, so the show goes on.There is no conspiracy. Market is remaining irrational for a prolonged period for some reason, but eventually it will react appropriately to current shortages and price accordingly.What else could be? What do you think? Help this retard understand.
>>62115632If you price the S&P 500 in gold you can see we are on a steady decline.
>>62115641>>62115632Nah dude inflation isn't a factor. Only retards think it is. This time its different.
>>62112276The markets were functional during WW2. The market is made from people (mostly until now).People can make mistake and misjudgements.
>>62112519You're just saying the market is wrong, but quant traders are making money by accurately predicting how it will be wrong
>>62112575you're retarded as fuck. The right bullshit tweet right at a huge negative gamma wall would cause a literal 1-2% move in the SPX that retards would chase. Markets price expectations, not reality; it doesn't matter what actually happens if market decides to price in that trump wants to end the war. Doesn't make that correct or reality, but it does affect price action.
This is what I've become
>>62115984It's jewslop
>>62116027
>>62116027Average testosterone levels for young men are down like 40% since the 1980s. It's the hormone the transforms boys into men, so naturally young men today look more boyish
>>62116039exactly, it’s by jews for jews. and they don’t poison their own wells>>62115745I want my electric blankie and my coffee that hopefully a fly didn’t die in
>>62116027>t.>>62115984>>62116111Yes people looked older around the 70s but its not only due to lower test. Its because they did way more sports already in school and worked physically while we who are now around 30 sit on the pc. Also they drank a lot of beer which is dehydrating, ate less fruit, and generally cunsumed less hydrating liquids (maybe more milk but not even that. That was seen as "unmanly"). Meanwhile smoothies keeping us young.
>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminders[Kek Melvies]bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9EComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62116077The only fanfare was a couple of tweets. completely ass backwards comparing the actual launch to the beta launch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ryan is a fucking retard lmao>broooo i'm gonna do an interview to announce the merger>oh wait nevermind kek3 months ago btw
>>62115268STOP BLUSHING YOU WHORE
>>62116208looks pretty serious to me
HELLO FELLOW OIL BAGGIESHOW WE DOIN ON THIS FINE TUESDAY?
Oil spot prices are still really high, but investors expect everything to normalize I guess. Still unsure why or how they expect that.
>>62116087>>62116036nothing has changed since the ceasefire, it has only gotten worse! Physical is going for $150+ right now. That price will only increase as more time passes and as more towel heads shut down their straits (Yemen is next) to American allies.
>>62116087because thats the goal of the worlds largest economies and 8 billion people.
>>62116103Silver is also going to $200 for sure bro
>>62116103i know this is satire but reddit really believes this lmaosee >>62115605
When did you realize Chainlink is the AI coin?
NOTHIN MATTERSOHH NOTHIN MATTERSNOTHIIIIING MATTTERRS AT ALLLLEXCEPT THE PAAAIN OF THE STIIIIIINKIIIIIIE
>>62112282Yest. Expert in grippy studies
>>62114091hello chainlinkthomas
>>62114120Hey buddy, I just checked the pool.It's still closed and I'm still making money while I sleep.Sorry dude, maybe buy some while it's cheap and when it reopens you can get in.
>>62115017how big is a chainlink rookie stack?
BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIPBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>why dont you retards buy high like a good bizraeli does
>buy high sell low, that's what I do.
>>62115768Logically everything should be dumping, but the boomers in charge refuse to let it happen because if equities did drop down to reasonable levels it would cause everything else to collapse. Bear traders are unable to accept that the markets can just be propped up like this forever and can't buy the dip because they genuinely have conviction that the market price action is fake (it is), overvalued (higher than the dot Com bubble right now), and completely detached from reality (headlines are more powerful than structural break downs).This is where the oil trade comes into play. If we can get oil above $150 the stock market would have no choice but to collapse and us bears would finally get the cheapies we deserve.
Markets are fake. We are in the age of AI and more of what you think you are perceiving is an illusion now. Genuine human interaction in the online space is mostly accidental now and even this post could be generated. They are working on mandatory technologies that will make you see a false reality at all times, even when away from your computer, phone, etc. Your brain will be literally disabled from discerning any kind of truth or fact other than what's needed for you to act as a cog. The long agonizing death of humanity is growing nearer and the chip in your brain will tell you it is paradise. Sell now and create as much distance between yourself and "civilization" as you can.
Give me one reason not to go all in with 100x leverage.Literal free money has never been more certain
WAKEY WAKEY OIL BAGGIES
It’s going DOWN I’m yelling NIGGER
This is now an official laugh at oil baggies threadHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is it going down
>>62112909Well, physical price is currently about $150 and rising in Europe
WTF are normies doing? What are they even spending money on?Now women refuse to have kids because it'll nuke their lifestyle, while destitute browns have 10 kids.>buy diapers>food cost is negligible>hand me down clothes>wife does child care>public school is freeI bet /biz/ could raise a kid on 20k.
Is this the demoralization thread?
>>62104957thiswomen of the past would pop out 12 children and then live until their 80spaleolithic women were built like brick shit houses and were over 6ft tall with wide hips, toned bodies and big booba
>>62104059what prompt use to get this? impossible to find real life imagery like this. fascinating!
>>62104059Its free if youre a Black King.
>>62104059only retards reproduce. muh but my animal instincts!
>might be slightly addicted to escorts >literally didn't even fuck one of them recently just had her hang around for a few hours and groped her every so often So my life is just over right
>>62111967Get a sugar baby instead. its cheaper in the long run
>>62113940Why not getting a MILF? They are free...
welcome to accelerations
>>62111967my man
>>62111995>click on a popup adIt can't be that easy
Tech is green edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62116007Yes, obviously, but it's neat to be able to see YTD performance.
>>62116055it would make more sense to bold the vertical line where the new year starts and consolidate into one line, or to stop printing the 2025 curve once the year ends. otherwise it's confusing, I thought you might've been running two separate strategies that were 100% correlated for whatever reason or something or that it was some stat arb thing
>>62116072Well they aren't actually the same numbers. You'll notice that the dip at the end March is deeper for the orange than the blue line. That's because the blue line already started at like -47% in 2026. Yes, they're going to be completely correlated, but the percentages aren't exactly the same.
kek HGRAF baggies>>62116114*kills you*
>>62116126he really does talk to himself. jfc.
