How the fuck are these GenZ-monkey-kiddies all investing in the stock market? Where did they gain any interest in worldly affairs?Not trying to tear them down. I am honestly jealous. I wish I had financially literate parents who'd introduce me to this. I always saved money and wrote in a small booklet as a child how much money I made with my little 6th grade job, but never did I think or even consider stocks/etfs etc. investing. Now I feel like I am late to the party in my 30s. These kids will be giganiggionaires. All they have to do is invest for 10 years from 20-30 and they are set!
>>62591089my mommy said I'd get 12k on college graduation then stole the money for her second wedding years ago. I'm reaching a point where I want to tell her to kill herself and die in a ditch.
>>62591507Yeah, you basically look around for starting points and then look into them carefully for yourself.
>>62591002I'm 29 and at $340k, it might seem impressive until you find out I've been living with my parents. A lot of zoomers have no reason to, or can't afford to, move out of our parents home so all of our money goes into stocks. A lot of "rich" zoomers you see on the internet are like this. Personally I think I'm doing poorly and should have invested more.
>>62591078Same shit happened to me. My parents bought me a house, paid for college, covered my car and insurance, and basically handled every major expense I had. I thought that was just normal parenting.Then when I turned 37 they suddenly told me I was "on my own" financially. No warning. Just completely cut me off.I'm still pissed about it. You spend 37 years establishing a certain standard of living for your child and then just expect him to start paying his own mortgage and bills overnight? That's terrible parenting.They better hope they saved some of that money for a nice retirement home because I certainly won't be paying for one.
Old age will be absolutely brutal to Millennials. The first generation to retire with less wealth than the younger working generation. Just think about how unaffordable everything will be when younger people have more disposable income due to being in work AND more money saved in investments, more credit etc. Seriously if you're a Millennial you need to start praying for an early death.
Shoebox still better than van life. Prove me wrong.
>>62592054I think I could do it.
>>62592082Lmao, one disease and one food poisoning moment and one robbery incident and you’re done for.
I'd 100% buy an RV and then move to some desolate place, and just build around the RV and then camouflage it. Do a supply run every 30 days and turn into space dust
>>62590474Waste of space, money, and effort.Shit outside your fucking car/van if you're going to live in it. You can get 10 dollars of gas twice a day if you're driving around at all, if you even need an excuse to use a business' loo.Vehicles are already huge liabilities, now you need to add 5 sub systems including plumbing and accessory electrical?Truth is, it's better to never eat in the damn vehicle, too. Find a bench or eat at a business
>>62592178>But public toilets are gross.Sure are, that's why I shit in the bushes whenever it's safe and practical.Also, my ass cheeks have not touched a public toilet in 12 years.>Flip up the seat.>wad of toilet paper or paper towel to wipe off the rim.>Shoes on the rim and squatMy ass is not touching public porcelain
Chainlink
>>62592258you work for chainlink.
>>62592264you post for chainlink.
Why do you spam?
>>62592258You have a rat inside your team, retard. Shilling by rage bait. Neck yourself
It's getting scary out there. The K-Shape economy is worsening.
>>62589707Timmy is more of a victim than Tyrone.
>>62589573>#OPENTOWORKNever hire anyone with this.
>>62589573he's fat and gives the HR women the ick
>>62592022india superpower
>this threadyou are not entitled for a job. you want to work? be competitve, that's what capitalism is all about. I am better than indians, therefore I get hired.
>The AI bubble's gonna pop real soon, just you watch.
>>62590915>he doesn’t think its part of a mass surveillance control grid>he doesn’t realize that they’re going to recategorize them as military installations so any attempts at subversion will put you in jail for decades and/or they can just shoot you on site
>>62591057lol they arent going to use those data centers as military installations. They don't meet the construction and traceability requirements for storing that kind of state secret.
>>62590797>>62590915Do you think they've cracked enough wallets yet?
>>62590797r/position
>>62590797They can't live off government handouts forever. Come back to me when they start turning a profit.
When did you realize that everything is going to always suck?
>>62592105its meant for internaitional travel, put it in passport mode , geomax. have a desperate third wrld girl pick you up from tge airport. live with her for 6 months and just buy the cheap food. fcuk third workders,
>>62592142Are we trying to act like that isn’t some dumpy mid?
>>62592145thats a mid to tou bro? lmao that is the ugliest thing i ever banged in my life anon, thats the lowest of low low low. who gives a fuck?? here is a white girl that asked me to be exclusive with her, says i dickmatized her, and her brain turns off when she is with me, with the body of a godess. in b4 tattooss , ohhh nooo, stfuu this is the thing we produced millions of sperm a day , i will fuck anything and anyone . its always great, and its all meaningful.
>>62592165here is a white girl that asked me to be exclusive with her, says i dickmatized her, and her brain turns off when she is with me,You paid up you fuckin troglodyte chimp lmao.Fuckin caramel bitch nigga
>>62592165I just want love man. I thought found one. I like everything about her. But I feel like we have incompatible core values. If only that was different. Fuck me why
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold via a leveraged buyout on January 13 2023>a default on the ABL with JPM happened on the same day that pitchbook shows a leveraged buyout, the terms of that ABL specify that a default is triggered if a change of control happens, a change of control is defined as an acquisition of 40% or more of the voting power by any person or group.>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>the GameStop CEO then became a BBBYQ chapter 11 creditor and debtorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62590661Wasn't there more listed what happened?
>>62592120too bad for you I FULLY trust RC.
There still seems to be some confusion over the BBBYWS being related to DK-Butterfly/BBBYQ. They are not related, the BBBYWS warrants are for the formerly OSTK/BBBY soon to be NXH. The price action seen today is in no relation to BBBYQ/DK-Butterfly, which was canceled and released with no further force or effect. No one who held it will or can ever receive any thing for it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62592209That's actually not true. The BBBY warrants used BBBYQ's CUSIP. This proves that the CH11 bankruptcy resulted in a reverse merger between BBBY and BBBYQ. This is what the analysts and pundits are calling The Cusip Conundrum!
>>62592133>>62592164That's exactly what I saidOverstock didn't just buy BBBYQThey bought your trust in RC which is worth billions
>link shows strength>btc dumps for no reasonI am starting to believe the link schizos
>>62590986>>link shows strengthWhen was the last time that that happened? 2021?!
>>62592156all the fucking time
>>62591185Coiner fags are just getting milked until it they all reach 0.Monero will obviously be one of the longest lived because of it's use in blackmarkets, but at the end of the day every one selling things for monero need to turn that monero into cash, and eventually it will go to 0 too
>>62591063Hes too based. The new schwab anon
DID U FORGET ABOUT THE FLIPPENING, ANON~?SERGEY IS ONE OF THE FEW KNOWN FOUNDERS WHO HAS TAKEN A PIC WITH THE PRES. HIS TOKEN WILL BRIDGE ALL CURRENCIES IN THE NWO. WE WILL MAKE PEACE WITH RUZZIA BECAUSE THE ALTERNATIVE IS MAD (mutually assured dilation).buy when others are bleeding, sell when others are too greedy (should've sold at $50 when the greediest thought it would keep running). the top and bottom usually shows itself but we are too stupid to see it. open your faggot eyes.
>I-It’s n-not the future! The bubble is p-popping any day now!
The time is finally upon us.
>>62591771what a pump! I recommend all in saaars! Many moons eoy 1000$ and shiat!
>>62591306This is genuinely a bull post. If you can’t see the pattern forming then you aren’t going to make it. Try not being retarded, thanks and come again.
>>62591960Another leg down like the past years ?
>>62591306BTC will gigadump at $9 and you know it
>>62591306i'll never be excited
Let's get dis Hobo Investment Underground Network up and running
>>62592123How do you scout the good hobos? I’ve been trying to get into it but my last two have been total letdowns.
>>62592101The homeless these days have no hobo ethic. They don't collect scrap, they don't recycle bottles, just gimme dis, gimme dat and fent all day. Where did all the honest to God hobos willing to fight each other on camera for $20 go? Cunts.
>>62592173Should be a seperate ecosystem this is a friendly Hobo Network
>>62592101I’ll sell the fent
>>62592202Wait until we rounded up enough of them
Why do none of you talk about PEPE ???
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/11/ai-computing-power-becomes-a-tradable-asset-class-as-cme-starts-futures.htmlNow that we have AI Compute Futures, what's your opinion, /biz/? I don't understand because theoretically:>compute costs should lower over time>Nvidia needs it to go higher over timeSo we have mixed incentives there, but I'm retarded so need your opinion to allocate accordingly.
>>62592166FEET!
My daddy taught me that it is crime to be poor. What did your parents teach you directly about finances?
>>62591695G shaped economy
>>62591470They taught me to be frugal and save. I taught myself to invest.
>>62591695Rough if true
My dad taught me the Bible>They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’>“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’>“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
>>62591470My daddy taught never to post cringe gay shit on the internet. Too bad your dad skipped that lesson
>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminders[Kek Melvies]bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9EComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62549823>>62549984Can anyone give me a QRD on the total happening of things here? It is basically summarized by the post and the fact the guy appeared? Did Keith say anything noteworthy on the podcast?
>>62590123The only thing he said was 4 letters and refused to elaborate further
even more interesting things happening with RC's BBBYQ investment:>>62590661>>62590661>>62590661
>yfw you got siloed
sh...shillies?
Chainlink is the AI crypto coin
>>62591308Bumping to give the little girl avatar poster more time
Why is Chainlink fuckin around with AI instead of releasing staking?
nigga none of this shit means anything some retard just made a graph with buzzwords
>>62592004obviously the ai narrative will bring more money into chainlink labs and staking is not needed
>>62591234Rent freeCant help himself Gotta mention the zerpas
after reading about Link on this site i thought about Zelda
>cash +109.16spy at ath right now. hope you more affluent anons are enjoying the fruits of good stewardship. God Bless.
>>62590478e39 id. kek, if i had positive equity of probably get one.
are you just going to close your chase account or?
How would I go about creating a grading business for old rare VHS porn?
>>62592126how tf do I watch it if I don't have a VHS player anymore? maybe invent a little player to strap to a tape and you rent it out like old school Netflix, order online then mail it out with return shipping. That would be a nightmare shit business worse than death
>>62592126Collectables are never a long term investment
>>62592139You don't watch a rare sealed copy in its original shrinkwrap that would completely destroy its value.
