The cat + project rocket + project sling = MOASSMASSIVE RETURN and M&A INCOMINGThe cat is back. DFV is about to be a 5-10% owner of GameStop, including warrants and calls. The eBay financing of TD and Qatar wealth funds is committed and signed. The Teddy tax breaks are locked in. Expect fireworks very soon: 13G from Keith, financing announcements from Ryan and a tendies offer for lazy eBay owners.See you TONIGHT. The new Berkshire is here and RC is about to build the American Alibaba extremely quickly.If you want to profit from this, there are multiple things to trade: GME BBBYQ GMEWS.
>>62773237But I'm only 30pbtid
If the deal remains half cash half stock then he already has it. They already own 9.8% of eBay so that brings it down from $56B to $50.2B. We’ve increased the share authorization up to 2.5B so that covers the half in stock. For the $25.1B in cash, $4.8B remains on the balance sheet and then we have the $20B from TD. Cohen said he’s committing $500M of his own capital so that covers the remaining $246M.
Ryan bought again! Massive announcement upon massive announcement!
>>62775374not how it works. if ryan sodl at 30 we would get turbodilated. he would fuck us up. he needs to let us ride to the moon so we get dilooted less.
Feeling Froggy Edition>Why precious metals?https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo >Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitablehttps://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos >Bullion dealershttps://libertycoin.com/ (US)https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)https://www.luciteria.com/ (Other rare metals)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>62779388William is based. I will never own a Chuck coin.
>>62778677>seriously?It's what they say on their FAQ page.
>>62777962kek, good one
>>62779386>Is Chuck on them?Genuinely stupid question. It's whatever the current monarch is, and that goes for all counties in the Commonwealth.And you really should know and expect that.
What's stopping you from being a content creator and making life changing money /biz/?
>>62774327I've heard of guys paying small time girls to "collab" where you really just fuck them and edit the video. Once you get like a dozen girls in then people start reaching out to you
>>62774832I'm also overweight, small dicked and looking at my hairy asshole is like looking straight into the abyss.
>>62774327yes, but for other contry. i"m colombia.
>>62774327What kind of bullshit questions are these? We're all fat chuds here, and I refuse to believe that a femboy would actually bet on cryptoIf I'd been luckier, I'd be a woman and I'd be bragging about the millions I make at OF
>>62774375AI filters can fix that for you. You can do the mocap for that horse cock dildo action, and AI will make a hot chick doing it in real time. Just better hope the filter don't glitch out.
Elon Musk said everyone will get UBI in the near future. That means I don't have to look for a job.
you should regard musk as a hostile npc in your game
>>62778910he says a lot of things!!!
>>62778910He said in 10-20 years.
>>62778910Who?
>>62778910Yeah he said mars colonies a few yewrs ago.
This is why crypto is and forever will be trash and never receive a seat at the "big boy's table" (Wall Street).You can't steal stocks from someone.Once you buy them, they're yours until you sell them.With this crypto stuff, whoever has possession of the private key is the person that owns the crypto.
>>62774468Why do people buy this crap just to get fucked when they could just use the secure element in any old apple device?
>>62774468this is why hardware wallets are retarded. just download feather wallet or wahtever the coin app is called and remember 12-16 words. you can then restore anytime and ur not reliant on some bullshit. but you must be responsible of the machine u are handling the funds on, which i guess is impossible for retarded normies
>>62777210or yeah, just use a phone.all u have to do is not install random apks or jailbreak it and its fort knox
>>62777419> what is trust wallet for $500?
>>62774509Bro exchanges regularly get hacked or just shut down and take all your money with them or straight up scam you like FTX.
AI is doing to engineers what engineers did to factory workers
>>62776462You're still falling for the AI meme. AI is only killing entry-level jobs because companies refuse to train junior staff. LLMs are useful, but they have major limitations. You guys keep getting fooled by the media—completely blind to the fact that AI can't deliver the productivity gains it promised.
>>62776462Software engineers aren’t engineers.
>>62779280yea they're super engineers because the shit they make cant be touched like a minor
>>62778117This is Satanic. It's straight up black magic. Fuck AI.
>>62776492/thread
The biggest bubble ever
>>62777834i thought it was fake
They can cure cancer, but they can't make the smell go away.
>>62777834So glad I've been going balls deep in PM for the last 7 years.
>>62777834unironically you will likely see cancer being cured in your lifetime with at least AI assistance
>>62777865
what's up with "Christian" billionaires?
>>62778021Being wealthy is one thing, and can be a gift from God. It's the worship of money that causes the problem. People often misquote 1 Timothy 6:10 saying "money is the root of all evil" but it is infact "For the love of money is root of all evil.' Being rich and a Christian doesnt necessarily make you a hypocrite.
i'm so tired of christcucks, isn't shitting up /lit/ and /his/ enough for you?
I can't take any religion involving circumcision seriously. You can believe what you want but I draw the line at penis mutilation No offense intended.
>>62778513Christianity literally ended circumcision. It's in the bible. That's 100% jewish. Christians who are corcumcizing kids are just jewish slaves.
>>62778351Yep. You can be rich and not worship money. Shrimple as. Poor reading comprehension in this thread.
lower the rates Kevin>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.comComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62779510look within yourself fren. the noise of the world drowns out what you've always known beneath the surface
how the fuck do options folks make any money , taxes eat up your gains fucking fast on the premiums
new>>62779514>>62779514>>62779514
>>62779513very simple, i don't need to pay them
>>62779512idk what you're saying, I dont' interact with the world that muchanyway gn>futures
I just realize I can ask opus instead of trying to predict the future, just to copy trade a system that uses the most advanced and reliable wall street tactics to scalp.
>>62777138I know you're joking, but sometimes the answer is a dumb shit.
>>62777138Hedge against markets shifts caused by this by setting it up to do the opposite of what failures do. Inverse retard strategy.
>>62777094Literally every single AI gets rekt by the market and generally loses a lot of money. You will fail doing this as all others have.
>>62779240so statistically speaking I will win by inversing whatever the ai says?
ask it to help you build rules, backtest ideas, spot where your logic is shit, whatever, but if you tell it to copy “wall street tactics” it’ll happily hand you something that sounds smart and gets murdered by fees/slippage/live conditions. the edge usually isn’t some secret pattern anyway, it’s execution, risk limits, data quality and not doing dumb shit when the market changes
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold via a leveraged buyout on January 13 2023>a default on the ABL with JPM happened on the same day that pitchbook shows a leveraged buyout, the terms of that ABL specify that a default is triggered if a change of control happens, a change of control is defined as an acquisition of 40% or more of the voting power by any person or group.>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>the GameStop CEO then became a BBBYQ chapter 11 creditor and debtorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62778787Research has been done, and the bankruptcy of BBBYQ and US securities law says that you get nothing. bbbwhy.com is all schizo AI slop, and nothing in it is real or possible, The person who made it should be committed to a mental institution.
>>62779166Nobody can prove you wrongBut the fact that nothing you believe has paid off for pushing 4 years now is solid evidence you're wrong and will keep on being wrong for the rest of your life
>>62779166You got mekek
>>62779166I missed you man
>>62775750I'm going to be filthy rich off this.
I have $85k of uninvested cash parked in a savings account. I was going to use it for a downpayment on a home, but the market is peak retarded right now with no end in sight.What the fuck do I invest this in? I already have a significant amount in retirement accounts and some crypto in a CEX.
Put $85k into MSTU.Wait 1.5 yearsBecome a millionaire (unironically)
>>62779112The last alpha I got here was Trump coin and even that was later than twitter. Still made 100k though, but still live with mother
>>62779112Nope. It’s done. Jannies robbed everyone and destroyed this place
>>62779112I got in early on 3 shitcoins last bullrun. Idk if we're in another one desu I stopped obsessing over crypto after last bullrun.
No
The years I spent as a full-time 9-5 wageslave feel like they were utterly wastedThose years of my mid twenties just lost in a blurIt's INSANE to me that the vast majority of people will do this for their entire lives. Even people who don't really need to because they work in high paying professions will still choose to waste their precious time slaving away.
>>62779215It's disappointing when you hit the point where you're making as much money in a week of easy work as you used to in a year of hard labor
>>62779215It’s insane to you that people work? I’ll never understand where people get this idea that they are special and their hedonistic pursuits should society’s top priority.
I ponder this basically every day. I'm climbing the corporate ladder and I'm at the point where I see everyone's payroll. CFO made 1.4 mil base comp last year plus 2 mil bonus. Probably been earning at around that rate for over a decade. If I were making that kind of cash, I'd be retired in a few years tops.There's way more to life than sitting in a damn office 60 hours per week
>>62779264Not what I said palI still work but I'm on 12 hours a week now. That's it.
>>62779333I’m not sure if this is true but I heard there being a case of a CEO getting cancer and he still worked his ass off.I think it’s just identity. People bond way too strongly to it.
>>62776039You have defeated the lying scumbag snail.You are now the undisputed Bitcoin daily poster.Congrats cyber chud!
>>62776247Maybe he should give up too
>>62776039Regardless of whatever manufactured drama, I've always liked these threads, and I will continue to.
>>62774819tell me what, man??
>>62773158I actually made 500k and I'm still looking for an apartment that's decent enough to buy and then rent out. It doesn't change your life, it just gives you opportunities to do somethingOpportunities cost money
Yeah, it changes your life into a boring ass purgatory where you don't really worry about bills and groceries or whatever, but you can't buy a house and retire unless you want to live in Gary, Indiana.
>>62775373For 500k you can buy a house, what kind of apartments are you even looking for?
>>62776871He wants to rent out an apartment for extra income.Though, the only issue with that is how he'll insure that he only gets white renters.Or non-single mother Mexicans.
With GTA 6 and Zelda Ocarina on the way, the market will start healing again, BTC will be in between 95k to 100kMark my words, SS this, idgaf I know gaming also affects the market
Could be, at any rate current ATH will remain forever. Sell half your stack now, put in an OCO to sell at 95k/75k. It's over.I will visit this place again come May to watch all the regret and 'should have sold' posts. Stay safe Timmy.
>>62776997GTA6 will flop, irrelevant
>>62777066That game still isn't out?
>>62777812next month
>>62776997Nov/Dec are going to be deep red.>People will barely give a shit about crypto because their attention will be on GTAVI and OoT remake>Everyone thinks we're past the bottom and it will be up-only after October for some reason>People doing mass sell-offs because they have to buy Christmas gifts>Midterms going to cause huge panic no matter what>zognald and his homo administration holding off on whatever retard schemes they have planned, until after midtermsJust be sure to have some kind of buy orders ready around late November, we'll dip 5/6K below the June bottom.
when will AI nuke the financial system
>nukemaybe for youfor institutions it will make things more efficient and facilitate transactions and games you cannot fathom without the practically infinite working memory of a team of robots running million dollar compute bills
>>62773997It already nuked crapto, and that's good enough.
>>62773997>when will the thing run by jews destroy the thing run by jews
>>62773997cryptoCURRENCY>any AI says best for paying>doesn't compete with AI for resources>most efficient>no fees to transfer valuewhen AI starts using XNO, every other coin is destroyed
>>62773997Only humans have need for finance.So after they've fully domesticated humans and start neutering them en masse and slowly wait for us to die of old age.
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>>62776757>White peepo don’t bleach they chickenMakes me shake my nappy haired head desu
>>62776257this isn't how thermal receipts fade at all. the receipt design didnt even look like this either in 2002. fuck zoomerboomers falling for this obvious shit
>>62776257AI, receipts don't yellow and they just go blank as they aren't printed with actual ink
>>62776353>Receipts don't stain yellow like old paper books.I got 10 year old Micro Center receipts that DID stain, and not from having hookers peeing on it like you tech bros would do
>>62776353They don't use ink retard
Why is nobody doing Arbitrage?
>>62775674They are developed countries with more money
>physical delivery of oil to my house
>>62776805Brent is the price companies are willing to pay for oil right now. I don't know how you could understand that and not understand why Brent is more expensive.
>>62779254It's amazing how stupid most of y'all are and unwilling to learn
because arbitrage isn’t bullish, you still have to move the fucking oil. brent and wti are different grades, different delivery points, different transport/storage costs and different buyers. if brent is 12 bucks over wti that usually means the atlantic side is tighter, cushing has too much supply, shipping is expensive, or some geopolitical bullshit is being priced in. traders absolutely arbitrage it, but they can’t erase a physical bottleneck by pressing buy. the spread is basically the market telling you moving a barrel from where it’s cheap to where it’s expensive is currently a pain in the ass.
