Will dressing like him make me fake it until I make it or will I be laughed out of my (soon to be) min wage job and looked at like a larper? or will it land me connections and a high paying finance job eventually through sheer aura?
I dress like this without a tie. It is so much more comfortable than jeans and t shirt.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. In a world of t shirt wearing hobos, you stand out with a nice shirt. It's quite easy. Carry yourself with dignity and pride. Success will come your way. If thst's what you're after.... material 'success' in the human LARP. (/biz/ is all about falling for the LARP)picrel is me
>>62717059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ> today,I killed a cat.
>>62715009People ride your dick when you wear a suit. I view them as really fake for that.
>>62716468everyone is fat now and look bad in suits
why...
>>62710867>>62717142When will they realize it was a bear trap?
Just think of it as a scrumptious dip prepared just for a retard and short harder
>>62710805because you touch yourself at night
>>62717204Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
>>62710805Sorry bobo, I kiiiiinda want the economy to do good so humanity can continue to do cool things in the future. Is that okay? Am I a bad person for wanting that :(?Well anyway, I'm just not going to sell >:) and I will continue to give the market my good will :)).
Don't get too high on your own supply. I've still got a tweet or two in my arsenal, my friends are getting hungry.
Maybe the real October bottom was the friends we made along the way...
>>62713720What is he gonna do now? Is he fomoing in or what? He only bought back like 5% of his position or something
>>62713720>Literally fell for the /biz/ bottomber memes>Missed the bottom
>>62717232I don’t know his “don’t listen to me I was wrong and am retarded” video was a tough watch.
The real October bottom was Ben's bussy
86k back to ATH is still a good return. even if you missed the absolute bottom.
>stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateauor>irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values, which soon become subject to unexpected and prolonged contractionsWhich is it?
>>62717015Don't care, still contributing to my retirement plan
>>62717015If you look at stock value over time you will see there is a general upward trend. So I dont think there is much to worry about if you arent carrying a lot of risk.
>>62717015>AI will work out and things will be pretty great in the next decade
$310,000 in JEPQ = $2900 a month$225,000 in JEPQ = $2110 a monthRent - $1500Utilities - $200Transportation - $300Insurance - $300Food - $300Misc - $200Wifi + phone = $60= $2860If with roommate - $750 = $2110Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62716923Hello :)
>>62716930Dividends are the white man's investment in enterprise, and true investing. Everything else is speculation depending on the Greater Fool theory where you beg someone else to come along and buy your stock at a higher price like some groveling whore. Essentially your 'investing' is a higher form of gambling, and gambling is nigger-tier.
>>62717281Oh really? What if you get issued a dividend but your course tanks?
>>62717290I buy more because its on sale? Are you this naive to investing? This is 101 you buy a quality company that pays dividends to the owners, if the stock price goes down and your quality company is on sale, and nothing else as changed i must thank the market for the opportunity it just gave me. If your company goes down you just got your ass blown out like a puff and are bagholding harder than a granny waiting for the bus in Harlem. My entire port is up 200%+ since investing and my CoY is 21%. That would require a 67% correction to bring me back to zero capital losses. If that type of a correction occurs, we are looking at bigger issues than my dividends thats nearing societal collapse and supply chains breaking down.
100% on cc etfs is insaneGo 50/50 VOO and JEPQSo yes a 600k retirement will get you by comfortably even in a bear market
Money aint shit to a no bitches subhuman unlovable incel NEET chud like me. The worthless fiat of this gynocratic simpciety is guaranteed to women by law through tax funded distributions and legal compulsion to hire and compensate at rate equal to or greater than their male counterparts. I just collect government checks, resell things at marked up prices, and invest the proceeds to maximize value extraction with no material contribution. Its a growing movement, some say 1 in 3 men are doing it now. The foyim and their simp army just keep voting for more government cheese for the noncontributor class, how generous of them. I need to strategize how I can maximize damage beyond just hording money. Maybe AI tiktoks to influence women to be do stuff which is to my benefit and their detriment.
> look mom i found thesaurus
>>62716430You wont find words like this in a thesaurus. I even made one of them up. I learned all of this via instagram reels made by people who browse incel forums.
>>62716505Simpciety foyim? Noice,,,,,added to my thesaurus
>>62716569I was trying to put the word vaginitis in there too, but I just couldnt make it fit. Something like>putrescent vaginitis of the matriarchal regime
why would the market be pumping in times like these? it's not like anyone has a bright outlook for the future other than Datacenter and AI overlords.
>>62717277Degens gambling or desperate
>>62717277BTC may very well be acting as the hedge it was once predicted to be
>>62717277Should I masturbate more?
Are taiwanese 40+ yo hags a good investment? I could execute a 9/21 call on one but im afraid I get liquidated, my bags are full though and really want to offload through some sideways price action.Wat do?
>>62715765Probably programmed by an asian incel manlet jealous of white chads dicking down Ling Ling fr fr no cap desu, business and financially speaking.
>>62715721Do it. Nothing like the creaming pussy and gutteral moaning of a Taiwanese woman who NEEDS your white dick
>>62715735Kek
>>62715765Lol
Dude are so vulnerable it is cringe
i dont think that bottomtober is a thing anymore sisters...
>>62714951Stop spreading negativity
>>62709636Well let's be nice and try to see the silver lining. If you are less than 35 years old, you noticing it now, is proof that you have potential. You'll see not so bright people noticing it early 2027.
>>62714974im just saying what i think is true>>62715549yay i have potential :3
Didn't you see bottomtober was cancelled?>Zero risk>Only up from here>You will kick yourself later if you don't buy now
>>62709636Cancelled bottom
Memes, along with most of crypto, is dead. That's just the reality of things. The game has been figured out and other then some degens who continue gambling their money away, everyone else knows they will just be exit liquidity with the way the space has become. It doesn't matter which chain it's on either. Even the robinhood pretended to be the newest hot thing, but that turned out to be a flop where most of the shit dumped shortly after it had a small run. Even the big memes from previous years are "pumping" from trade bots artificially running the numbers up to bait in the liquidity, but no liquidity is to be found. I used to have hope and would look forward to buying new shit knowing there is a chance of making money. Now I have zero fucking hope. And what's worse is that there is no other alternatives to go to
>>62716829>ludditism on 4chan>>>/r/eddithead back
>>62716931>>62717050sol tokens were moving too fast for me at the time. I couldn't keep up with all the shit that was going on because it was just one after the other>>62717036>2023-2024I made $80k on Pork and rotated it into other eth / base tokens, which then went to around $400k. Then they tanked hard after trump did his thing. I wasn't expecting it but it happened and I got stuck holding the bags. Currently sitting at $25k
>>62716820Crypto is dead and gone. We are left playing with a husk, the same money is just sloshing around the system day after day. Nobody cares about this shit anymore.
>>62717077Avi and based pepe. Both shilled here sub 1m. I averaged up slightly but I was up bigly at ath. It was the first time I had gains like that and I made some rookie mistakes which costed me a lot
>>62716829based slop hater
since ive failed to make it i have pinned all my hopes on this. i am technically underwater on my entry and i think it will go up. but i have to be honest, if i get fucked again i am done. i have missed every opportunity and i cannot believe i bought another top.
I just bought $100.00 dollars of this because I can't really afford to spend much more than that per month.Did I just waste $100.00?I always make the wrong decisions when it comes to trying to gamble/investing.Maybe I'm just too far gone.
>>62712296>samefaggingand of course I bought it when it peaked
>>62708226IN ONE FEMTOSECOND
>>62708156congrats you are no longer underwater
>>62713504finally some good news
Bitcoin, not ossified.
>>62714120Mossad!
>>62714254Lil kids?
>>62714811absolutely abhorrent and disgusting
>>62714220explain how
>Smart money is rotating out of AI and into cryptoIs this true? How would someone even know this?
>>62717207I don't know howbut I do know if you wanna know somethin, then you go an find out
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QNT TO $10Khttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pe3EVxAHwII&list=PLDJxm57sEIxyNtqmrycFhtHZ-FZrVWTiQ&index=2&pp=iAQB8AUB
Here's a TA 101 lesson, Bobotards. It was a bear trap.
>SHAKE THAT BEAR
Bump for possible OC
>>62716916SEX
>>62716918could you pls elaborate
>>62716916These are the market forces. They have been highly sexualized due to how much they have fucked this board and each other up down & sideways.Someone post a Crabitha.
>>62717165OH it's a bull and a bear i'm fucking retarded tyanyway SEXXXX SEX SEX AHHHH SEXXOOO AHHHH SEXX!!!
Starting a new job, they give me a bonus package of RSUs or cash, vesting over 4 years with 1 year cliff.Company: TeslaI don’t need the money immediately but would be nice to get a deposit for a mortgage.>neet to normie
>>62712781what a darling little bird
>>62713620Nah dont waste money on that garbage invest it in stocks
Thanks to all who replied, looks like you guys are divided. The consensus is to sell on vesting and diversify, whether holding RSU or cash.
>>62712781RSUs probably more worthwhile in highly inflationary economy. Assuming there isn't a crash.
>>62712781>Vesting over 4 yearsWAY too long Enjoy being fired at 3 years and 11 months
>>62716990Yeah, Bobo got so greedy.
Bobo is handling the gun; what you see is just a reflection because of the dim light.
