My shorts got liquidated. I have lost 382k and i am officially broke. I have decided to drive full gas into a wall without a seatbelt on.
no sympathy for leverage gamblers
This is a larp nobody here has that much money to play around
>>62185963Sell ur car and load up the funds and go again faggot
>>62185963stupid bear
i knew it was going to pump when retads posted their shorts a few days ago and went like>if it hits 60k I'm gonna make it :)
Can we please already make a new biz coin or revive a dead coin? Like with a 3–6k mcap? Wasn't this how one of the other biz coins started out? Or should we wait when the bull is back?And no, 'dead' coins with active purchases/holders not older than 24h are not allowed.
Oh fuck it's happening. What is this timing wtf
>>62187204>KazunoNothingburger. Have fun getting farmed.Biz truly never learns ha.
>>62187030I just launched habibi coin on walahi.fun, hop in sisters!
>>62187030/biz/ coin 2023 was some good times. As was the OGSMINEM coin. I remember the Pepe token was even shilled here when it was under 5 mil mcap but I didn’t buy. There just isn’t anymore anons to even sustain a single crypto even if all 20 of us bought it. Makes me wonder what the jannies are thinking if they’re shitting up the site so badly they’re gonna be right out of a job.
>>62187030Found this 3 year old thing. Looks dead to me but idk.I miss the old Bnb days. Made/Lost so much money in that era haha. Fun times
I NEED to get extremely rich man FUCK. i NEED the private jet, the mega yacht, the 20 car garage with every super car, the penthouse in NYC, the LA mansion in the hills, the London flat. I need 5b transferred to a JPM or MS private bank account tomorrow.
>>62185205Exactly.*fren handshake*
>2026>LA>LondonLet me guess. You think Jimmy Kimmel is a top comedian
OP obviously meant to have a house in monaco not a shithole like london.
>>62185173i just want a house.even if i was rich, i think i would never go into debt. my only debt is a credit card balance i pay every month. i would do the same thing if i were rich. i would not own a bunch of depreciating assets and pay to maintain them.if i buy a house i'll be investing in it, improving it, maintaining it long-term and enjoying living in it. you should own what you use daily. shelter is the most obvious thing to own.
>>62185173The true wealthy don't flaunt their "wealth" with retarded stuff like yachts, a jet, mansions and a collection of cars. That's wealth in the nigger eyes only.
Warren Buffett is all in cash, why aren't you?
>>62178295we gambling
Cash baggies kek
>>62178295Despite him being clueless about the clown market and tech, hasn't he hedged his bets? There's no way he hasn't with that much capital.
>>62178295I am.
>>62178295I'm not going to be dead soon
And yet once again BTC dumps to kill LINK pump
I CANT PUM-ACK
NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS CUMMING
>>62186859I BELIVF
what's the excuse this time?
it's not enough stinkies ruined their own livesthey have to ruin everyone else's as well
What are your withdrawal rate rules /biz/?
>>62187408I see red I sell.I see green I buy.Simple as.
>>62187466
https://x.com/dailymail/status/2049618941043949691?s=46A white woman JP Morgan Executive (mega international bank) drugged and raped a married man before taking pictures of him to use as blackmail.She would force him to take drugs like viagra so she could fuck him longer. She started buying him gifts which as sex toys including anal ones which she forced him to use and got him a position where she had direct control over him and he acted as her assistant. She also pegged him.He was crying over the situation and talking to authorities who didn’t believe him.She was caught when police investigated her for ties to Trump and Epstein with her blackmailing the employee being unclassified.
>>62186965Yellow fever fanfic
>>62186988
>>62184054correct information, but I should have read the complete thread first. >>62174634>>62175811this
>>62172902It’s because he is a fucking liar that was about to get fired and wants a payout.
I'd like to sample her birdie num nums if you know what I mean
I think it's the 5th repost of this news I've seen from their own people.Are they collapsing or what?Token can barely hold $9.
>>62184748>>62184748>He thinks this announcement and the collaboration of CL and AWS is the same as Chainlink being in the AWS Partner Network Software engineer here. Let me mansplain something here, the AWS Partner Network is the "good goy" customer cattle network. It's inherently different from AWS selecting a specific technology or group of technologies and offering them en masse to their network of goysBasically those 130k business entities are all now able to be Chainlink customers even easier
>>62187260>>62187314>Basically those 130k business entities are all now able to be Chainlink customers even easierExactly
>>62187314goyim*I was indeed a corpogoy and worked to get shit on the store, the solution wasn't on it because we didn't think there was any meaningful revenue to be had vs work to support it.My surprise was that many of our small fry competitor did have their solutions listed, and nobody gave a fuck about it. Or when I asked about implementation details it was some shrimp business I'd have refused to work on.So unless they communicate who asked for it or we get a proper customer showcase at re:invent or whatever the fuck, the announcement is a meme.
>>62187335>>62184748>>62184620>I'm selling a pile of dog shit on planet earth which means 8 billion people can now buy my pile of dog shitBullish
>>62187357don't get me wrong I'm a fat baggy, but it's like that other clip of that podcast bro saying L2s pay 10s of mils to CLL for supportthen immediately after says something link >but I didn't check the numbers or verify, never followed up on it eithero-ok.. thanks.SWIFT partnership was the only real good news we've had with bank names dropped, or maybe 21X
>IS- IS THAT... A CHAIR!?!?>NO! NUH UH. YOU CAN'T JUST SIT DOWN WHILE WORKING! WHEN I SAID TO "WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER", I DIDNT MEAN LIKE THIS!!!!>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE TIRED!? THATS WHAT YOUR DESIGNATED 30 MINUTE BREAK IS FOR!!! WORK IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN 8 HOUR EXERCISE OF MISERY! THATS JUST HOW IT IS!!! >D-DID YOU JUST SAY THAT IT DOESNT EFFECT YOUR EFFICIENCY!?!? DID YOU JUST POINT OUT THAT ITS 2AM AND THERE ARE NO GUESTS TO GIVE A SHIT?? THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!! THE POINT ISNT TO LOOK GOOD FOR CUSTOMERS, ITS TO UH- UM- PROVE YOUR A HARD WORKER!!!! BEING A HARD WORKER FOR ME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER AND I SAID YOU CANT SIT WHILE YOU WORK!!!!!
>>62181666>Turns my 30 minutes toilet breaks into free leg workoutSign me the fuck up
Why the fuck do blue collar workers get treated like shit compared to white collar ones? I've worked all types of jobs (retail, warehouse, white collar office, etc.) and the double standards are insane. In my last warehouse job you literally could not be a single second over your break time. You could not even idle or take a breather if you finished your allotted work (because you were just faster/better at your job) so they find some other random shit for you to do. They penalize you for working harder. Meanwhile in my current fake email job I can just leave my desk and go for a walk anytime I want. I can disappear for 30 mins to go to the grocery store. No one cares.
Fuck target wagies
>>62181734that sounds like hell
>>62184233You can disappear in your fake email job because your productivity doesn't need to be as rigorously monitored as the average blue collar worker. You're not trapped in a machine for 12 hours or stuck on an assembly line and need to make quotas. Your work doesn't produce anything of value, or you'd be getting your ass kicked from the moment you clock in. Just be glad you don't work for someone like Mr Jassy. Or you'd be getting your ass kicked and still producing nothing of value.
>DC insiders buy BTC because CLARITY passes this week.>Bobo shorts.>CLARITY passes.>Bobo gets liquidated.
>>62187200This is someone's mom
>>62187200>DC insiders buy BTC because CLARITY passes this week.>Bobo shorts.>CLARITY passes.>Chainlink pumps>BTC dumps.>Momo gets liquidated
>>62187200What are the odds at Poly?
>>62187305US insiders use perpetual futures to avoid legal trouble.
Day 291 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100
>>62187301
Chainlink is important as tokenization happens in U.S.!
The US national debt is now bigger than the entire US economyToday's debt milestone is not borne from war mobilization. It is the accumulated result of tax cuts without matching reductions in spending, an aging population drawing more heavily on Social Security and Medicare, and years of political leadership on both sides of the aisle that has consistently chosen short-term popularity over long-term solvency.You fags are cooked (including me)
>>62184279forgot pic related
>>62179622>Cut defense spending>Cut medicare>Cut social security >Tax rich people, tax the middle class, tax the working class, tax the poor, tax your mom. Tax your Grandma. Everyone's getting picked up, flipped over around shaken for money and needs to get over it.>Inflate the currency>Keep every other program because those those don't actually matter that much. In fact, add more. >Ignore culture wars. Ignore culture clowns. >Pay our doomer, meme-brained, low IQ, lazy and angertainment-addicted public a few pennies to go to the park to end the loneliness epidemic and polarization and just go outside and see how human beings function>Cut the "muh affordability" meme subsidizes. We're adults. Show them the real bill and just stop it.>Nuclear, Wind and Solar power. Shut up about the rest.>Viciously murder zoning, car centricity and nimby laws on public televisionAmendment guaranteeing that you have to let people build houses on land they buy provided it's not a safety or environmental hazard. >Respect law outcomes, but persecute each and every corrupt official no matter what to where you make Watergate look like a peace rally compared it. >Expose every grifter. They might not be prosecutable, but they will be known.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62184207Such as?
>>62179629Eventually the dollar collapses though and bond yields spike because people demand higher and higher interest on what's a collapsing dollar
>>62184058https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1777750871226027.jpghttps://cdn.donmai.us/sample/a2/1a/__gunsmith_bitch_panty_stocking_with_garterbelt_drawn_by_sketchinventor__sample-a21abc6dafbdafd9ed6c0893528de850.jpg
How has the global economy compensated for the 2 months of the Hormuz being blockaded? Or is it a literal nothingburger?
It's called "priced in". Aka normoids thinking they're little investors because they watch the news, lmao.
>>62185985It's a literal nothingburger. The main customer for that oil was China, and nobody cares about them. Between the pipelines to the red sea and gulf of oman and the increased exports from the gulf of america that the impact on the economies of the rest of the world has been quite minimal. All the shrieking you have been hearing these last few months have been from individuals and institutions on the payroll of China.
>>62185985IEA member states are currently in the process of releasing 400 million barrels from storage>>62187330Oil goes to the highest bidder
departures become the norm. This isn't good...
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>>62187316first bullish thread in a while
very predictably, the cult boyscouts jumped in to run damage controlunfortunately for them, this guy was pretty quick, so the boyscout got eviscerated another massive L for the 'scouts
>duuuuuuuuuuuude it's j j just like amazonhmmm, i did some searching, but couldn't find where they had to block their investorsi also couldn't find an advocate program run by puffy virgin "god"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bobo fomo edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the moviesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
NAT (FEMALE) GAS BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Mu, what the fuck
/smg/ is euphoricthat means it's time to sell
>>62187255>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
I sold my oil and I am putting into SPYbecause Saint Barnabas said
As gay as it sounds, there will be a UFO disclosure event in early June. How do I benefit financially from this?
>>62184121I think ayy lmaos are real because muh statistics. We will eventually be able to send muh laser sail nano-swarms to alpha centauri. If not, muh moon base for low gravity nuclear propulsion jump. Point is that we WILL get to AC if we don't accidentally ourselves first.If we can do 4LY, we can do 12LY, which is like 20 stars or something. We can speculate that non-bacterial/single-cell ayy lmaos (i dont care about bacteria, hate when people talk about it, changes nothing). Anyway, we can speculate than ayy lmaos maybe exist on planets around 1/10,000 suns. Even then, that's a lot of ayy lmaos.What we DON'T know is if they can get to muh c, but even if they can't, we should have ayy lmao drones everywhere.They ayy lmaos are out there, but they are too far away or don't want to talk to us. Rude.
>>62184228>>62184247Finally, I only really care about a few pieces of tech:1. Muh immortality2. Muh free or super cheap energy3. Muh FTLEverything else is pretty derived / insignificant.
>>62184121>>62184228this was fake and look what happeneda whole country rioted over a random fent addict being killed. who knows what would happen.if aliens dont exist then we really are divine god based beings. Which is more believable, considering UFO evidence does exist on film. What does not exist is God evidence on film, however there is just as many testimonials on god as ufos and bigfoot
>>62182968Unless it's Aliens coming down from the sky to introduce themselves on live TV, nobody cares.
>>62182968Project bluebeam
>juicy tax return hit last week>invest it all>markets dumpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securitiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-details/2026/GameStop-Proposes-to-Acquire-eBay-at-125-00-Per-Share/default.aspx
>>62186191I dont read.I dont care.
Previously on /XSG/: >>62128474>Buy XRP on:Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc>Why hold XRP?https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI>Newfag Tutorial:https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc>XRPL Guide:https://xrpl.guidehttps://bithomp.com>XRPL Explorer:>XRPL Richlist:https://rich-list.info>XRP ETF Tracker:https://xrp-insights.comComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>62186674M>EG>AB>UL>LI>SH
We need a win. We deserve a win. Wen WAMGMI?
>>62186774>>62186674>>621867112 more weeks
L O LMAO
>>62187149>robinhoodngmi
