Bros don't miss this.... 200% and trump isnt even in office yet. Decentrailzed crypto made by JPMorgan who just had their best year EVER and the CEO served on trumps previous advisory board. Insiders are pumping but im sure announcements are coming soon
It’s already dumping.
It's not like the coin is total shit to begin with. It's just another dead chain nobody uses, the same as the hundred other chains with $100m+ market caps nobody uses. Your average VC scamcoin.
>>59618039Interesting, so are they going to let this ONYX token continue to be a part of the initiative? As in, if Kinexys succeeds, what will make Onyx go up?
Is it actually made by jpm? I thought they BOUGHT a jpm partnership
so its only pumping because ecnomic ninja pumped a shicoin?
Was that it? Was that the top in the last couple of hours ? I have that weird tummy feeling I sometimes get when trading that usually precedes some major price action, I guess some faggots would call it a gut instinct
wow linkies, you did it. half of ATH
>>59619241Hey, don't be mean, that's almost as good as ETH.
> Oh Canada!Follow the patterns.ALL the patterns.What role do people play?Focus on roles.Focus on interactions.Focus on lack of interactions.Focus on groups.What does each group focus on?What do they not talk about?What boundaries do they keep around their discussions? Topics that never are allowed, or memory holed if forced to acknowledge?Do individual people stick to certain "content", personalities, or perspectives?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
shut up faggot
I can't do this shit anymore
>>59619265How much do you reckon they write off as cost of business? Also any good stories from your location?
>>5961920818 years of slavery JFL
>>59619102A Haiku by Doome Ramon:>The Wagey ragey >Work harder don’t be lazy>Escape the cagey
>>59619278No idea but probably 100s of millions. Storied? Nothcrazy though it's kinda ghetto. We have a message board that anyone can post on and it runs on nog monitors and is visible on app. It's full of illiterniggers complaining and calling managers a bitch and they don't get fired. One schizo posts on it daily about everyone coming after him and fuckin with him for years now
>>59619087hurry up wagie.My anal dildo needs to get here at the same time my as anal lube.
Cold Wallet "A team of Redditors lose everything after a cryptocurrency scam leads them to plot to kidnap the "financial influencer" who screwed them over."Which one of you retards financed this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaNbSdHJAo
https://x.com/stasia_bk/status/1880455688432021843Where is he?
>>59619736Kissing Trump's ring
BULL RUN CONFIRMED
we are so back in the good timeline. First his post yesterday and now this.
>""crypto ball"" aka "grifters bribing (donating millions to) trump for mafia protection against the sec">its literally dumpin rnlmaooocooking with gas (the gas is sirgay's burger farts straight out from his fat asshole into linkies faces when hes dumping on binance to fund trump so he can help israel annex more territory)
September will be glorious.
>>59617729Well, yeah. I'm selling before summer.
What happens in september?
>>59617729why do you have green fur, bobo?
>>59617827Im frontrunning you
>>59617891OP's wife is delivering a mixed race baby
>set up a brokerage account for my mom in 2017 because she was getting scammed by a financial advisor paying them 1.2% for shitty gains.>Put all her money into a mix of NVDA/AMZN/VOO>Now has over 2 million in the account.>Has a paid off house worth 800k>Gets 30k per year in SS>Still works part time because she thinks "She doesn't have enough and it will run out"Why are boomers like this?
>>59619972Older people get bored. They think if they stop being active that they'll fall off quick and their life will be over. They are aware of their mortality much more than dumbass Zoomers. They want to be able to go out of the house and do things. Their jobs are their hobbies. They don't have to take jobs that they don't want to do.
boomers are niggercattle who would still choose to work regardless of how much money they have because to them the alternative is sitting in front of a TV all day and rotting.if you retired and started building your own business, even just something simple like an esty store, that's a bit different, but no, you could give boomers 10 million and the day after they would be applying to walmart
Boomers are the generation of slave mentality. They retire and get bored 2 weeks later. If one of us retired we would spend our time learning new skills, refining the ones we have, having new experiences, we would have all sorts of things to do and never run out but boomers think their worth as a human being is how much they can pump Mr. Sheckelstein's stock options that he gets as part of his contact with Globohomo International when he took his C level position. They are retarded cattle and there is nothing that can be done about it.
So far i accumulated about 14b mlx and 27,000 wmlx and made a x21 already but the price just keeps on climbing since they added a trade exchange (mlx/usdc) into their social media site.
It's been so long but we're so close, I can feel it, I can feel the anticipation. We are so back.
>>59618735
>>59618735https://x.com/stasia_bk/status/1880457024506589519
>Everyone, including normies, is expecting crypto to shoot up right after Trumps inaugurationYou know what this means right?
>>59618224Elon is going to cause XDC to skyrocket with all the pajeets he hires because you know, Americans are dumb and want fair wages. We know what he meant we he said dark M*G* now
>everyone thinks it'll pump on a certain day>meaning everyone is going to buy on or before that certain day>he thinks this is bearish This board is so fucking retarded sometimes it's unbelievable
>>59616721... It means everyone will buy right after Trump's inauguration. Just like everyone did the second he won the election again. Not everything has to be a chess move filled with variables, retard. Please tell me you aren't going full nocoiner expecting a storm when there won't be one.>>59616756This; >>59616828Unironically, by your own logic, bobos are most likely the ones that'll get rekt here. But anyways, anons, what are your honest picks? Been asking around a little on the board see what I should buy next. me it's DTF (soon bridged to Base so you know what happens then), CHAD and DOGE. I'm not interested in Bitcoin at the moment, already made my money there and I'm not interested in minmaxxing it for now. But I only got these three, some Solana and that's about it. It's uncomfortable, I know I should get some more.
>>59616721normies are calling it a sell the news event though
>>59616721Normies are still actively shitting on crypto.
How do I short Singapore?Its currently experiencing social upheaval due to immigration and their government might be ousted, leading to short term economic crash.
What if governments didn't ruin the local economy and cause social unrest by flooding it with 80 IQ third worlders? That seems like a better plan than what they've been doing.Invest in bitcoin (this is /biz/ related).
Another day of humiliation edition
>>59611230Oh, I get it, this is about crypto currency
WTFWTF
>>59617706you were saying?
What the fuck happened to ethereum?
>>59617706>gains against BTC completely erased, AGAINHoly shit ETH is so weak
What coins on the piss ecosystem should i buy?
>>59619284fuck up idiot
>>59618597BoB
>>59619572What about $BIL
>>59619256>>59619284This is just retarded. If something has a high likelihood of potential to give you an exponential ROI as opposed to just holding ICP, why not diversify? Why not both?>CPC giving me a 20x already as opposed to ICP sitting at $9-$15
>>59618597Bob is the only good one imo, at least it has a usecase, the others not so much
"Gacha"Why isn't there a crypto coin which is used exclusively for a shitty anime gacha game where you buy rare NFT pics of anime girls? Like zenless zenloss zero.
>>59620025I'd gacha your little sister, if you know what I mean.
cuz nfts are dead I guess?
>no one has ever bought anything due to seeing an ad>its a trillion dollar industrywhat the fuck is going on here?
OP has never touched a woman before
>>59619989HOW DID YOU KNOW
At what BTC price are you securing your funds?
Probably when BTC is $500k+. I've got enough in ETH and other alts to retire if we pump another 50% from here. BTC could be my trump card against inflation for decades.
Idk man like isn't the bear market bottom only 70k? I feel like it would have to be at least 140 for me to consider selling. Borrowing against it may just be the new meta going forward with the less volatility and the boomer investors.
Is this just an autistic academic's weekend side-project or is it the future if crypto? It's moving so slowly and their marketing is non-existent
Precisely because it's moving slowly it shows it was fair launched, the fact that people fud it, while institutions keep buying, just shows how valuable it is going to be for the future of crypto, it's not a crypto company so there is no marketing team, it's like the early years of bitcoin where the community did all the marketing, we are still so early bros...It's the future of crypto and defi
I think every bullrun there are highly obvious projects that everyone knows will pump, this is one of those.POW works. I'm excited to see what gets built on KAS L2's with its tech
No idea what this shit is but my schizophrenia told me to buy some
the dumb name will ensure it is a failure
>>59619946Doesn't look any dumber than anything else out there. I'd say it at least worth owning a small bag and forgetting about it
The Don of Dump is gonna be making some changes come Monday...
>>59617512They'll wait for it to pump more then sell around May. Why would they prematurely sell when they can make more money on said token then not even get taxed on those gains anymore? Some might sure, but not most of em.
>>59617488You should try asking Jesus for forgiveness after you repent of your sins.
>>59617531>go, sell your possessions- Jesus
>>59617488>is gonna be making some changesyea, Gensler is going to jail
>>59618453you can't sell anything cause you don't trade
