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WTFWT??

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You guys still do not realize how big AI is going to be
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>>62712897
literally nobody said that
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>>62712905
kek
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>>62712905
>>62712918
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>>62712470
>asking stupid shit I can Google
The fact that you use Ass GPT instead of Google is already worth a couple trilly my clueless Nigger.
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>>62712456
I am leveraged out to the gills on AI

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You are watching a movie. Get your popcorn, you're gonna love the next part.
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>>62709658
Bussy(n) or sussin?
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>>62709658

breed it
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>>62709654
Formal alliance between U.S. and China against the rest of the world.
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>>62710140
What do they hope to reap from this rotten tree?
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>>62710140
It’s over

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It's happening
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>>62713197
based warosu poster

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This doesn’t even feel good because you literally can’t do ANYTHING worthwhile with this amount of money.

Buying a house signs you up for ~$1,500 a month in property taxes, insurance, and maintenance for the rest of your life.

Traveling sucks dick.

Prostitution is illegal.

I can’t retire from wagecucking because it costs ~$3,500 a month for a lower middle class lifestyle in the US, meaning I’d need to spend ~$45,000 a year just to keep myself alive.

I literally need like 25 more YEARS of wagecucking just to escape.
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>>62712754
>adds net value total of mom’s house to robinhood account
>larping as $300kfag
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>>62712992
>adds net value total of mom’s house to robinhood account
Can you even do that?
Looks like it lists the two investments making up his portfolio right there in the screenshot
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>>62712754
You can make the government seethe by buying Monero.
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>>62712754
i'm a neet and i just blissfully play video games and jerk off all day
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>>62712798
>women my age expect me to have at least 3-10x this amount

Lmao, demoralization thread confirmed

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Keep buying all you want. It won't matter.

All you're going to get is
pain and mizz
PAIN AND MIZZ
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>>62710486
Is that a flamboyant guy or a woman
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>>62710486
Kek, peelies.
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>>62710486
Nice try mentally ill faggot, you will never be a woman.
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>>62710486
stinks
really just hate em
fuck stinks

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How do we make money from this?
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>>62713129
Get a voicechanger and a vtuber model and look through adult toys on stream.
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>>62713129
You can flip gym equipment for shits and giggles. Because the shipping is super high on this stuff usually and it's hard to hunt for deals lots of people will pay you a big premium on Facebook marketplace.
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>>62713129
We buy BTC and laff

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Wow etrade fucked me out of a closing bell trade. Wow thanks alot fuck heads for fucking me up once again with the glitches.

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The cat + project rocket + project sling = MOASS

MASSIVE RETURN and M&A INCOMING

The cat is back. DFV is about to be a 5-10% owner of GameStop, including warrants and calls. The eBay financing of TD and Qatar wealth funds is committed and signed. The Teddy tax breaks are locked in. Expect fireworks very soon: 13G from Keith, financing announcements from Ryan and a tendies offer for lazy eBay owners.
See you TONIGHT. The new Berkshire is here and RC is about to build the American Alibaba extremely quickly.
If you want to profit from this, there are multiple things to trade: GME BBBYQ GMEWS.
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I hate a baggie
piss, shit, and fart on a baggie
rape a baggies sister and mother
kek baggies!
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https://wizardcards.com/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr.%20Wizard

CURRENT MOOD: NO MOOD.

THE BUYING IS DONE
>THE BUYING IS DONE
THE BUYING IS DONE
>THE BUYING IS DONE
THE BUYING IS DONE
>THE BUYING IS DONE
THE BUYING IS DONE
>THE BUYING IS DONE
THE BUYING IS DONE
>THE BUYING IS DONE
THE BUYING IS DONE

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BREAKING: SC 13G in 1.5 hours
>Check the appropriate box to designate whether you are a cat:

>o I am a cat.
>x I am not a cat.

https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=0001871280
>https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=0001871280
https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=0001871280
>https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=0001871280
NAMES OF REPORTING PERSONS
Keith Gill


(e) CUSIP No.:

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>>62711561
Oh sweet, it's a schizo thread!

Reversal imminent, the satanist mms wont let it through!
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>>62710619
Nigger!
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It looks as though it got through.
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>>62710562
MY SATS FFS WHY ARE WE NEVER WINNING
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>>62710777
they could not protect ethbtc multiyear long downtrend wo a solo btc pump :D
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>>62711083
But but... WHY would they care about that?

did losing Iran war end the dollar and make treasuries worthless ?
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>>62710427
It's not necessarily an advantage to be the #1 reserve currency. You need to make your currency an attractive commodity for institutions and right now that means making life more expensive for your citizenry.
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>>62712360
There can be no gold standard if there's no trust in the government. For it to work, people need to beLIEve that their gov will redeem USD for gold when asked. Would people believe that today?
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>>62710427
>yuan is artificially low

Their obssessive need to control it is why they won't replace the USD as the reserve currency. The irony.
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>>62710386
Wait, Iran thinks they won?
lol
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>>62713072
you have a good counterpoint there. thanks fren.

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October is coming
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Bottomtober soon. Imagine buying orange turd over 40k.
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Octover
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I'm so demoralized I don't give a fuck anymore.
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I believe in the schizophrenic shaman predictor
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Yeah stop using etrade you might be right.

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Uhhh, isn’t that stealing? What will the consequences be on the russian economy for the next century?
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>>62704625
>Nestlé
how? why would they keep getting stuff? most, if not all of it is produced abroad
wtf....
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>>62705403
>Aggressively invest large amounts of capital into pursuing resource rights without holding a referendum of any sort after decades of covert political interference from American "people"
>Complain when people don't like it
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>>62704625
How old is this?
What are you sliding, Schlomo?
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>>62704625
Don't worry bro the assets are merely under temporary management. Just like the Russian reserves are only frozen for a short duration of 2-3 centuries
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>>62704625
IDK let's check what all those sanctions in 2022 did....oh, I see, well companies should be comforted to know most nations don't have the resources and industry Russia does.

So the cycle bottom is this October or what?
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>>62712012
Only geniuses and retards will make it. You seem like midwit kek
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>>62712024
This. I'm a retard who identifies as a genius so I'm guaranteed to wagmi desu. I hold ICP, ROSE and dogbat btw
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>>62711901
October was frontran by people who expected the midterms to be a bad news bottom

This BTC rally should give us the right shoulder we would've normally gotten back in January. 105-115k. Stocks will be going crazy again and we might see 9k SPX early next year if the Iran war doesn't escalate. I expect crypto fizzles out and sells off significantly with metals, and then over the next couple years BTC ranges between 60k and 90k
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>>62712843
> still expecting new lows
you’ll buy at 120k with that attitude
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>>62711694
You've been subliminally influenced to sell.
Signals in the media, signals here on social media, signals in real life. Signals from signals.

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>>62712582
Yup, not getting anyone pregnant in your 20’s is a massive boon
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Buying CHEESE.
And I'm not here to shill. I'm honest, at that time I was holding a coin that right after had a 90% loss and the exchange was seized.
Of course I lost some money as well with CHEESE but I'd have lost like $3000 if I didn't sell the other coin.
Jannies will ban me (again) for this, but it's just a real story, not even shilling this coin.
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>>62709976
Buying into this meme way back then.
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>>62709976

Haven't made a good one yet.
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>>62710116
This. Because Bernie dicked down his fellow chosenites (including Spielberg) they came down on him and his clan like a ton of bricks.

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Only 10 days until Bottomtober begins...
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When AI image analyze filter so I can block these bobo spammers?
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>>62711998
You scared of the truth?
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>>62711998
Shift + left click on catalog view
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>>62711998
That’s already very easy to implement if you can’t do that then I’m not sure what to tell you anon.

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BEARS ARE FLIPPING BULL ! I REPEAT BEARS ARE FLIPPING BULL !

BULLS TIME !
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>>62712790
cowen too, would be funny if cz just pulling the rug in a day or two :D
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>flipped right on the bull trap
Ha-ha, classic.
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Imagine getting excited about a bull market that will be over in two weeks
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>>62712790

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G'mar chatima tova Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


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AAAAAAAAAAH
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>>62712277
>happy yom kippur anons
To all market makers and(or) janitors ITT, I sincerely mean it. I have atoned for my sins and been dechudified.
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>>62712292
>and SneakO
Is it getting brown in here or is it just me?
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>>62712327
>does anyone else need anything?
I'll take a mean donut since with chocolate nigger frosting since you are taking the nice pink one. Thanks anon, donuts on me next time...
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>>62712345
MICRON PLS!
NO MORE H1B'S

I bought 300 shares of MSTR in june, and sold covered calls on them all for a strike price of 115 expiring in December.

I was thinking the price was going to stay under 120, and that I keep the shares for the bull run. How sidelined do you think I am going to be?
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>>62712855

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When does the misery end?!?!?!?
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>>62712701
i got some money on the sideline but fuck it, i will never chase anything, sure sucks but i will wait for a true stock market crash to buy, dont care.
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>>62712701
Invest like a boomer.
Father Time always wins.
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>>62712739
You're lying to yourself. If that were true, you wouldn't be sidelined now. Whenever there is a crash you will try to get the pico-bottom again, and then be caught off guard when it bounces back.
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No joke no bullshit I'm doing interviews and trying to work 2 jobs to make enough money to make it this next cycle...... if I never worked at all and just bought Shiggy Diggy Doo coin when it was 1 cent back in 2020 I would have made 1,670,000 dollars and never had to work again. But I was too scared of losing a few thousand on the initial.

The world is so strange.


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