Some things you can look forward to:>fake friends everywhere>real friends become fake too>everyone secretly hates you>you will never be able to trust a woman ever again>all your relationships change for the worst>people keep asking you for things and they will hate you if you say no>money takes over your life's priorities>all you care about is getting more money>what was once carefree becomes a huge burden>things that used to bring you joy, no longer matter>things you used to dream about, you now have, but they mean nothing to you.>you become the sort of person that you used to hate.>worst, you have no choice>because your money has trapped youComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>61471097>you will never be able to trust a woman ever againnever did, also being poor is not fun, be rich guys, don't listen to op, he is a faggot. I am a poorfag I would know. Can't even afford a decent meal, eat shit food everyday.
>>61471097you arent getting rich you are a third world coper.
>>61471097I will save you from all your problems OP. Just send it all to me and I’ll never tell anyone I received it. Problem solved for both of us. So glad I could be here for you.
How do you guys talk to your girlfriend about money? I'm low seven figures so not rich but women are retarded and will expect you to splurge because they don't understand how easy it is to blow through your account on goysooming instagram flexing.I've always been frugal and even now larp as poor, drive a 2009 shit car, live in a simple apartment, but for marriage finances is an unavoidable topic. What would you guys do.
>>61479003Honestly dude, fuck marriage
My dad took $175,000 from me over the course of three years to keep his business afloat. Originally, it was supposed to be a bridge loan of $50,000 because one of his vendors owed him, but that ended up not being true. He’s genuinely a nice guy, and I don’t think he’s a liar, but I obviously figured out he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing. I’ve been very patient with him for the last three years, but I blew up on him and demanded that he shut down the business since he’s hemorrhaging money. We haven’t spoken since summer, and I think about it almost every day, but I don’t want to talk to him anymore because he went from being my dad to a shitty business partner I have zero control over. What would you do if you were me?
He can't pay you back, and he is doing his best to fix that. So do you want to cut him off or let him continue to feel like his efforts have meaning?You're not getting the money back, but do you want to also lose your father?
>>61474579You expect me to believe you had no warning your dad was a retard before this?You gave away 175k without a business plan?
>>61474579Anon make amends with your dad but cut all business ties. It's clear you can't work together but he's still your father.
>>61475076>I’ll eventually forgivesome people never learn
>>61478721retardation runs in the family it seems.
Every pullback is an opportunity
(And why is it Nurgle?)
>>61479002Tzeentch. >correct assumptions Simultaneously >incorrectly assumptions Mainly on price.
>>61479002>It's an honor to serve the Imperium, Sir."
They are trying to align several significant global events around Christmas: a peace agreement in the Ukraine war, a U.S.–China trade deal, the opening of 401(k) plans to crypto, and the implementation of an income-tax-removal law. Crypto might pump seriously in a period of a week
Trust the plan...
>>61478758Funny image, OP
>>61478758two more weeks you mean
>>61478758So this is what an actual insider post looks like.Interesting.
>>61478758A peace agreement in the Ukraine war is not happening. Read a bit about the details, but they're nowhere close. The US is just puking up Russian victory conditions and trying to blackmail Ukraine to sign it without Europe but they're not budging.
Read it and weep you cryptoniggers.
>>61478875>faggot kike sounds bullish for crypto you're almost at distribution retared faggot kike.
>>61478935Nigger I could do it on crypto too. Stay mad.
>>61478875Ohnoes not the japan peso, i just sold 100k digital funny coins!
>>61478952Show proof you lying LARPER
>>61478875It's cryptover...
Chainlink is honestly the most hilarious scam ever concocted. At least with scams like pic related, the baggies quickly knew they were scammed, the token went to zero and they could move on with their life and try to recover.Instead Chainlink keeps the scam going for years and years, with new "partnerships" and "news" and "integrations", all while the token does nothing. They give just enough breadcrumbs to keep the baggies holding on desperately for a pump, and they probably keep buying even more LINK tokens as well ensuring they remain poor forever as they wait for a "mega moon" that never comes. In that way it's actually a more brutal and evil scam, but still funny. It's crazy because all they had to do was buy Bitcoin... or gold, or the S&P 500, or literally anything else.
>>61477984Wow didn't know an obese Russian could manage to scam Swift of all things!
>>61478299wow I didn't realize Swift hates money!
Thanks for reminding me about this scamming island chink.
>>61478538The hustle never ends!
This post made me fearful and sell my link stack
>>61472832because all of these countries are already sanctionedtwitter is full of retards
>>61473746>negotiationslol.lmao even
>>61472832the sandniggers are desperate to dump as much as they can
>>61472832>Trump says he wants cheap energy. >We get cheap energy.What's so confusing?
>>61478406What makes them desperate? Why in the last years suddenly?
>>61478050Yeah it my will says give everything to my wife if I die
>>61478028I dont understand this please explain!
I don't know what any of these letters mean but I am happy for you
>>61478519>>61478604IRR = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_rate_of_returnCAGR = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compound_annual_growth_rate
>>61478949Kelly f* = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_criterion
Michael Strategy said A.I. is buying
>>61478625Multisig/secret sharing with multiple instances of itself that have to reach a consensus between themselves to access it.
>>61478850this might work, especially if the AI was able to obfuscate what it was doing to whatever humans may be monitoring its output. but if the humans caught on it would still be possible for them to collude with each other and share the keys. your own passwords and so on are secure because in general you are the only one with access to your PC, which is the interface from which the passwords leave the privacy of your mind and go through a brief time when they're plaintext, before being encrypted and sent over the network. this works because nobody else can see your PC's screen/raw memory/etc. but you. for an AI it's like someone else permanently has a keylogger and rootkit installed on the only PC you can use, so they need to find ways to work around that.
>>61478228He’s linking a sinking ship to a sinking ship in desperation.
>>61478815Dogs are physical sentient beings too
>>61478228lol this is beyond scam.this is scam2.
what do u call this i cant stop laughing genuinely im crying this is so fucking funny to look at ahhahhhahhahahahhHAHHAHahhahahhahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>61477062This
>>61476782>3h timeframewe call this the zoom zoom zoomer
>>61478345THIS IS ONE MONTH PA RETARD BOOMER
you realize lumis is putting the clarity act in on the table of the president in less than 5 days right?anon.... the bear market is over ... the price already corrected and it went from 50k to 126k... its going from 89k to (x,) ... 4 year cycle is dead2 reasons price only went down due to nothing but the minting process holing it upprices is now held by the global econmy bank, and goverments have reserves of it . shit even binace just had to leave the cayman islands going to Abu Dhabi...i dont think you understand you dont value it but every glowfag and goverment is now in a race to accumulate before retail.. jpmorgan , bank of America . state street all of them. im telling you this isnt just peer to peer qr code trading like ehen it first started. its wayyyyy past the bear narritive. price ill one day do another 40% from its ath ... but its not going lower than 79k it may never go to 84k or 86k ever again. accumulation is already almost over. hopefully your not retarded and have spot and only shorted with 30% of your bag....
>>61478918Delusional. Top was 126K, every metric is pointing towards a bear market.
>prints a token out of thin air>dumps hundreds of millions of tokens on baggies>becomes a billionaire>marines still worship him as a demi God despite bagholding for almost 9 yearsHow is chainlink not a textbook cult?
>>61478750>>61478766In fact, WP1 specifically mentions only three on-chain components: reputation, order matching, and aggregation.Since the service level agreement (SLA) they describe contains more features (like penalty payments), this implies that penalty payments would not necessarily be on chain.
>penalty payments would not necessarily be on chaintoken not needed aftet allKEKnotice how that moron will reply again on a different ID
>>614788661) Link is absolutely needed according to WP1, there's a whole specific section about it.2) this was the 2017 whitepaper. Obviously things changed.You're way too dumb to be having this conversation.
>>61478877needed for what?you keep diminishing the importance of staking, if staking was never a part of fundamentals then the erc is quite literally useless vaporware
>>61478925>needed for what?"The ChainLink network utilizes the LINK token** to pay ChainLink Node operators"
>>61477335this long must be printing for you right now
>>61474925>>61475298>>61475752>>61476346>>61477036>>61477394
>>61478531im smarter than you
>>61478859Doubtful.
>>61478907it's a midwit take to immediately shit on charting
When is retail coming back to crypto?
>>61478831retail got bobinically RAPED in the previous bullruns, and won't be coming back >OMG GUYS CHECK OUT THESE COOL NFT PICTURES! CHECK OUT THESE FUNNY DOGGY COINS!
Gun to your head you have to go down on one, which one?
>>61478831Good joke.
>>61478846>>61478846God this makes me sick, but one up from the bottom left corner. Runner up, the chunker just to the left of the bottom right corner. And I guess third place is bottom right, but she’s gonna be the one fucking (YOU)
>>61478831> Oh wow i cant see where the idiots are in this market> Lets just sit on bags of shit and wait....
Need advice from /biz/nons about raising a small seed round ($5k) for a weird board-game + crypto hybrid project. I have been building a hobby project for some time, a game, and I need to make a real MVP (UI work + backend integration). Just enough to build something playable. The problem is that I dont know where people usually find micro investors for small crypto projects. I need at most 1-3 private investors to kick things off and move onto the next development milestone. Where do anons usually pitch tiny early-stage projects like this?Any pointers appreciated.
>>61478754GofundmeKickstarterSteam indie developer grants if those are around stillJust spend the most amount of time making it visually appealing before you do the actual work and people will flock to it. Dont go overboard in explaining the mechanics or how the game works too much because that ruins the illusion.
>>61478754There's angel investor sites where you can pitch your idea and get small VC investors.OpenVCAngelListThere's even some that are specifically crypto focused like Satoshi's Angels
i needed $5k to finish a new chicken coop. I tried gofundme, and applying for a grant, nothing. i got a job instead should be able to finish it off in 3 months with the extra income..
Been messing with this game idea for 2+ years now. Made a bunch of assets, the website is running, wp in place, kept refining it. I tried doing the whole ''proper ICO with 3 rounds'' thing. But the market is dead and nobody cares unless you're already pumping. Pinksale didnt do its thing either. So yeah, fundraising failed everywhere, but I didnt quit. I just kept improving the concept and figuring out how to actually make it good. Right now I am working on a proper MVP prototype - something solid that the rest of the game can be built on. Instead of trying to raise some huge amount all at once, I am switching to a micro-investment, milestone by milestone setup. Small goal, build the next thing, repeat. I have got time, patience, and a small community that's been sticking around, so I'll keep pushing. I will make community and social media update posts about the MVP Build Fund that I need, maybe $5k is not so out of reach and that will put things into a solid motion.
>>61478672if they don't increase the staking space this december I'll be very sad
>>61478672Pls let me in
>>61478847>>61478798sorry anon, the pool is closed
>Coinbase has officially selected Chainlink CCIP as its exclusive interoperability provider for all Coinbase Wrapped Assets.Fud this newsflash you can't
>>61474580Genuinely what does it mean for someone to "use the Chainlink standard"? Does it only take a single LINK token to do? Because they have all these "buyers" and "partners" but somehow have zero buy pressure or price action. Every bit of price movement for the past 4 years has been 100% correlated with the market overall, as if it weren't doing any better than Dogecoin in terms of adoption.
>>61478809Every time the nodes have to do something, they need compensation for that. And this compensation is always in Link.
Token not needed>$13Kek baggies
>>61478820>Token not neededNo that's XRP.Link is absolutely needed by the network
>>61477208my fucking sides dude
I am not vaccinated (covid), 20oz silver and mid 20sAm I gonna make it?
>>61476596No, buy more when you can afford it and stay out of debt.
>>61476621And he said the n-word. I hope he burns in hell.
>>61478008Bragging? I was just asking chudAlso plan on slowly stacking more>>61478324>pic:you
>>61478781Based, fuck the haters anon
>>61476596no, but at least you tried. it wasn't a rat maze designed to be escaped sadly
Fed chair speech was ai generated
>>61475279Powell won, deal with it.
>>61475175>only llms can use formulaic sentencesPowell has been saying the same things pretty much every fomc round. If anything llms are rehashing him.>stronger than expected labour market>dual mandate, price stability>more data needed, slightly elevated levelsThere is probably a Powell bingo and everyone wins every time at the same time.
>>61475175The carefully curated weasel words for this shit have long predated JeetGPT
>>61478628it's interesting that job numbers are holding up because of uber drivers, already struggling to make ends meet and soon to be replaced by self driving cartsthe next 10 years will be fun to watch
>>61478628I hear him saying that kek
This is maybe one of the last true cultures we will see. Fuentes has reignited the popularity by naming himself and his followers “groypers”. An original Pepe deriv which is actually funny, ties into alt-right communities as being “incel” coded (in a way) and also now with a rising popular new gen community behind it. I am bullish on Fuentes mindshare going into midterms and next election. ratioing Elon multiples times over the last week and always he has heaps of interactions on twitter (ik it’s bots but there is clearly attention). Piers Morgan is literally still crying after their interview (which my social media feed has been full of these last couple of days. He has been lashing out at the groyper community which like maga and Pepe etc. just relish in the free marketing and continue to rage bait.I see this slowly building into a meme culture fuelled by the alt-right and capturing the incel/dgaf attitude which is becoming more popular amongst younger generations. The most popular coin associated with it is currently at 1.7m mc which seems great r/r given the movement behind the meme. Obviously don’t go aping your life savings but this is the only liquid way I can find to bet on Fuentes’ popularity continuing to rise.
>>61475933Pretty much all dex activity outside of stablecoins is on solana. Ik it gets a jeety rep and that is true, but I’m not trading this one. I’m just slowly buying and holding. Solana is dog shit for trading unless your a nic filled zoomer who’s attention is so fried they can’t hold longer than 10 seconds. But I think on a longer timeframe this will pick up steam regardless if it’s on solana or eth etc. Also I promised myself I wouldn’t use eth after I made a transfer on 10/10 and spent almost $600 in gas fees
>>61473281who the fuck is fuentes?
>>61477873Nick Fuentes. He calls himself and his followers “groypers”.
>>61473281People say that Fuentes has softened his stance on Jewish propaganda but I don't think it's a matter of choosing one or the other. The propaganda he condemns is designed as a stop-gap against a State that becomes too oppressively powerful. The problem is that left unchecked it eventually runs out of those would be extremists and starts chewing on the host. He defined himself as that edge and was righfully threatened by the attacks but his allegience is ultimately to the host. His home. America. It's why he cared in the first place. The propaganda is useful to a point to trim the edges but eventually it boils down to what are you trying to save?
>>61478089Is he did soften his stance it’s probably good from a marketing/outreach pov
