>Job has coffee maker that also does hot chocolateWhy aren't you living the comfy office lifestyle?
>>58783975This, my dad is 74 and he won’t fucking retire till he gets put in a wheelchair
>>58783969Quicktrip has that and I don't have to stay there for more than a couple minutes.
>>58783969my new job has a coffee maker that makes cappuccinos and ive been having those most in-office daysit has tea and hot chocolate menus ive never looked ata coworker told me it makes a good chai latteill look at those menus tuesdaythank you anon
>>58783969Why not open a comfy coffee shop
>>58783969We have giant empty buildings at my work (they keep dozens of 18 wheelers in the winter) and a divorced guy gas been living at work the last couple months.
TO WHOEVER KEEPS POSTING ABOUT CAPTCHACOIN. IT WILL NEVER BE 17USD. IT WILL NEVER LAUNCH. YOU ARE ALL WASTING UR TIME. FUCK YOUR DEV AND FUCK YOU ALL FOR PROMOTING THIS SHIT FUCK YOU
I have $2000, how do I get rich? I wanna get into memecoins but I don't know where to start; any knowledgeable anons that can give me a qrd?
>>58786861
>>58784684Buy a gun. Invest in yourself.
>>58784731>>58784684are those Samoyeds?why are they so perfect?
>>58786847>>58786853>>58786857>>58786864How much have you made over the years anon? Following these people, I mean.
>>58787308I only started using Twitter for crypto research like 2 months ago. I haven't bought anything they post but I am cataloguing all the yet to be launched projects they post about as those can bring in a lot of gains if you get in at launch
Presidential Candidate RFK JR: "I will sign an executive order directing the US Treasury to purchase 550 Bitcoin daily until the US has built a reserve of at least 4,000,000 Bitcoins and a position of dominance that no other country will be able to usurp."This is not what satoshi wanted at allhttps://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1816951410728317217
Budget expenditures have to be passed by congress. Good luck with that.
>>58787319Yeah 2013 libertarian Bitcoiners were 100% different then you.Also they made it while partially because of attitudes like you, you will never make these huge gains again, if it not crashed before.We wont even get x2 from here before 2027
>>58787314Both of these shitcoins are absolute garbage.Attacking Bitcoin is cheaper since you can just buy miners or you seizure the existing ones as an authority.
>>58787322Yeah i wrote wants, because its not gonna happen. But they celebrated him
>>58787326who cares? Bitcoin isn't ideological it's a technology.
practice gf called it "our CaptchaCoin" again... what do biz?
>practice gf said our practice daughter wants to marryits over
(You) do not have a gf, practice or otherwise. (You) are Indian. (You) Will never be loved by anyone, and (You) need to stop shilling your scam.
>>58787287keep crying. you will be left with nothing as we ascends to the heavens. remove. you are the shit. you are such a smelly shit. oh my god i smell it.
>tfw scratched my 500 dollar watchGuess it's time to buy more.What's a good 1k watch or should I invest in a 5k watch?
>>58786161Good classic piece. I like classics, picrel
>>58785142go back to preddit, faggot
>>58785746I personally like the junghans meister chronoscope
The Timex Indiglo Watch gets 'em wet.
>>58784566I have one and I love it. A 70’s classic automatic, the Seiko UFO with orange dial. Like this one.
All my memecoins are barely going up or still dumping............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
You chose the wrong coins, a few are pumping rn if you know where to look
4chan's own memecoin is literally pumping right now
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHTFOREVERS GONNA START TONIGHTONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS GREEN IN MY LIFEBUT NOW IM ONLY FALLING APARTNOTHING I CAN SAYTOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE CHART
>>58784381My sign is Sagittarius Im into Spanish cheese.My hairline is receding but im getting a weave. (Getting a weave.)Who wants some Ronald tonight?https://youtu.be/oBD8w0q5UDc?si=tP49sKf_vzjeZagK
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST BITCOINSUFFOCATION NO BREATHINGDON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKEBEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS AND WHITEYOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKEBEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS AND WHITEIT GETS ME REAL PISSED OFF IT MAKES ME WANNA SAYIT GETS ME REAL PISSED OFF IT MAKES ME WANNA SAYFFFFFFFFF
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES
WARNINGDom willy will exit scam in 5 weeksThe rug will be pulled.Sell your ICP before its too late.3c
>>58786469I can guarantee I hold more ICP than you
>>58786446What is a make it stack of ICP nowadays? How is ICP better than Avax or kaspa?
>>58786467real
>>58786446It’s so cringe when the ceo shills his own project. Reeks of insecurity. Dude just wants to dangle carrot on a stick for last little bit of exit liquidty
>>58786782>What is a make it stack of ICP nowadays?Retards are say 10k, simpletons are saying 1k.Depends how long you wanna hold for, I guess.
Is Parsiq a dead coin? Should I move on from it and convert my coins to something else or is the project still ongoing?
>>58786908You should probably bite the bullet and buy grt now. I'm sorry you chose poorly.
>>58786946Hand crafted, even.
>>58786908it's dead anon. and there are much better projects with sexy ass mascots as shown in picrel
>in crypto since 2017, was 22 then>now 30 in a few months, still need to 4x entire crypto portfolio bare minimum to start my real lifejesus christ bros, I I don't make it wihtin the next 2 years it's over for me isn't it? Where the FUCK did all the time go? Am I the only old fuck from that time that is still far away from making it?
>>58787125Me too anon don't worry time only goes faster from now on
you needed to learn swing trading over 1day-multi week timeframes all these yearsyou can't just buy a coin of your choice, sit on your ass and expect to retire anymore, game has changed
You needed to just continually DCA into bitcoin and ethereum from the 2017 bottom instead of swing trading like a monkey.
I am getting paid peanuts and If I don't find a way to make actuall money I will be living paycheck to paycheck and on the verge of going broke for the rest of my life. I would need to save up for decades to save up for a stupid house. The only reason I want to "make it" is to never worry about money again and to be dependend on no one besides God. I hate being bossed around. I do not want to be a slave, I want complete freedom.
>>58783298i have 420k and live with my mom like a monk, i never go outdo you realize a shitty house costs like 400k? I need at least 2 millionto get a decent shitty neet income you need 1 million, the rest I would invest on a nice housefuck this shit mate, getting a 3x is fucking impossible, since i cannot be 100% invested anyway, since i need to keep a % to pay for some expenses as i dont have a job>inb4 wagieeenope. i need to 4x this FUCK
>>587844982 million? You need at LEAST 3.5 million before you leave your parents house.
>>58783278I don't have a single skill and I'm 75 years old. Crypto is the only way.
>>58784498i hope you die, anon
>>58783278I feel you, anonI even got a non cucked stem degree and it fucking sucksI'll have worked my whole life just to gamble on funny yellow dog money and then retireIts going to be a funny story to tell my grandkids some day
I work in the service industry and I'm noticing a trend that's more prominent this year than ever before; nobody is willing to actually work.Yes, I know that nobody wants to work in general and nobody wants to work in service/hospitality, but every business I service and just about every business in the area seems to be suffering from this, despite increased wages/benefits.Even the service workers that apply will typically no-show for interviews. The few that are hired have very minimal availability and will call in frequently, request weeks of time off for vacation, are often rude to their employers and will text on their phones in front of customers.I'm constantly seeing tons of demand being thrown at skeleton crews this year. I wonder if other anons are seeing this service industry bubble that's about to pop.
>>58785377It's pretty disingenuous to call a third world country failing to invade their back yard a "war" though - don't you agree, Ivan?
>>58776262Maybe you should pay them more. There is no incentive to work when rent and food prices double every year while you get a measly 3% raise, and your only option for dating is pic related. I think we have finally hit the tipping point where they have fucked over the plebs hard enough the system is starting to crumble. In the past the peasants would have stormed the castle and killed everyone, in the modern day they can't do that so the elites are cocky. What they are just now realizing is that they will just give up and stop working eventually, this produces basically the same result. It's very similar to the late stages of the USSR.
>>58782187Fauci didnt institute any lockdowns, retard. Blame your governor.
>>58785847My clients do pay them more, that's the crazy thing. Do we as a society value going out to eat over healthcare? Are we willing to pay even more to dine out for every meal and have a million different variations of the same exact Sysco slop that everyone serves? Should someone who flips burgers make as much as a master plumber?>There is no incentive to workHaving shelter is a pretty good incentive to work. I dunno though, if one can't make $40k a year work in an area where one bedroom apartments are $700 a month, it's a very large *you* problem.
>>58777777
>just go to college, have good grades and you'll advance in your career very quickly!
>>58777791yeah and these people make the rules so anyone who doesn't have their exact personality or won't "fake it till they make it" is extra screwed in life. It doesn't matter if you make eye contact, if you have an ounce of fringiness to you they notice. If they aren't accepting of it (99% of them aren't because they want to be "normal" and dont want to surround around different people), they immediately go to the next candidate.
>>58775295Yes, but everyone in college is a kid and immature or insecure, you need to talk to older people, they're the ones at the top of the work hierarchys
>>58777743Lmfao I know you're larping cuz trades are the most nepotistic shit around. You can only get in an apprenticeship or the good union jobs if your brother knows the union leader's fifth cousin twice removed
>>58775295I went to college during Occupy Wallstreet so a lot of people were either protesting on campus or doing heroin/ketamine/cocaine to cope. My friend group had four people OD after graduating and I only know of one person who bought his own home without help from his parents. Most courses were ran by people who didn't want to teach anymore and some of the later coursework centered around advertising and apps because smartphones were becoming more widely used, but there was no technical knowledge given to us on how to develop them since the teachers were still tech illiterate.My takeaway from those years and seeing where we are now just cements that no one has any idea what they're doing and is just trying to make whatever they have work even if it kills them inside. There's also way more people than jobs that will ever be created and it's entirely by design so we are viewed as having no intrinsic value. Networking only matters if your network is already well off/connected/motivated, otherwise your only employment options are service and hospitality since that's the vast majority of work available now and likely for the near future. This is all a direct result from not achieving reform back during OW as the same people who enabled that financial destruction are still employed in the same positions and are doing similar things again. Nothing we choose to do with our lives will make an actual difference until that necessary change happens.>have to wait 15 minutes to postAt least I didn't grow up to be a faggot mod on a dying image board that people only go on because they're addicted.
>>58777743Everyone on 4channel is a 6'4 8 inch dick Chad millionaire
>tfw fell for the eth meme
It's just the start.
>>58785905lmao at buying this chart. Everyone with a brain knew the etfs would have massive outflows, and that that liquidity will flow back into btc. Alts spike against bitcoin in one cycle and the next one it's a new one. vitalik is a fag and it was an obvious pre-mined scam. it's on you for being a retard.
>>58785939>lmao at buying this char
>>58785905>big sell the trash event>empty etf starts with outflows (kek)>spaghetti monster code
>>58785905>tfw i fell for the superverse meme (me on the right)
And I have been suffering in silence ever sinceAt this point, I wish I never discovered crypto or any other investment for that matter. I have lost at least 200K Euros of my hard earned money, but in theory I could get it all back since I haven't sold anything. The future seems bleak. Any words of advice?
>>58781681Only by when there’s blood in the streets, and everyone is getting liquidated and going bankrupt. Then, pack your bags and enjoy the sound of the money printer.
>>58781681It’s cool to feel pissed, frustrated, or even down, I was the same when it was dipping hard, but I told myself that it's gotta bounce back eventually. so I threw some coins into diff staking pools and Filecoin on Parasail, the first DePin restaking platform to stop stressing about selling.
Same, joined in 2021 I have $93 to my name right now irl keeps beating my ass and I've missed every major meme coin pump. I've only ever seen 5 figures twice and I didn't sell both times because I thought it would keep going up and I watched both bags go straight to 0. The cold hard truth is people like us aren't meant to make it. When you spend so much time and energy and fail at every turn while newfags who joined a week or a month ago hit 5/6/7 fig portfolios talking about how easy it is, you realize then and there that this is a scripted simulation and certain programs(humans)will simply not achieve things other programs did. Trying to go against this is futile.
>>58781695wow that made me feel better about my losses thanks anon
>>58787133Seems like it doesn't it. Fucking weird
Streaming Livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ATz_F8xOs
>>58786634Yup. Was a no brainer all along. Imagine trying to fud the biggest institutions I'm the world. Gonna buy some more Link tonight for the sheer hell of it. Don't need it but why not.
>>58786812Don't forget that years ago the fud was that NONE of this would ever happen, and yet here we are.Jesus fucking Christ. If this isn't the best money making opportunity practically ever, I don't know what is.PLEASE bookmark/screenshot this and show it 1 year from now. Link at $13 in mid-2024 is insane. The streets truly are paved with gold at this point. Unbelievable.
>>58786649I think you’re right, anon. Good catch.
>>58787043>SZRGY idWAGMI boys
>>58786649good catch, and very big if trueit is a crazy to see all this out in the open like thiscrypto distorts everyone's sense of time and perspective and you have to remember that it was only june 2023 that swift indicated just how integral they saw chainlinkhttps://www.swift.com/news-events/news/swift-explores-blockchain-interoperability-remove-friction-tokenised-asset-settlementuntil that point i thought hey maybe this doesn't work out but ever since then it has been hard not to be very bullishat the end of the day we will all look back at this time fondly even though it can be rough right now. the story is a good one, the fud even now just adds to it. the dead projects simply have no one talking about them
i was born to be rich. i was born to eat steaks and drink champaign. i wasnt born to eat instant ramen, on my own birthday, on the 16th day in a row like this. i wasnt born to be sharing a shitty 50 square meter "apartment" with another guy like this.
>>58786220I'm the one larping when you act as a roman warrior despite being unable to afford a quality meal or do anything of relevance with your life? >>58786227I hope the sour grapes at least taste good retard, I bet you consider Safeway ground beef a nourishing healthy meal lmao
>>58786262this is projecting, everyone can go and pay for the meal you posted because i can tell from the lack of surroundings in your pics it aint that high classi dont even know what safeway ground beef is, i actually live in a country with a real cuisinary tradition and buy my food which i prepare myself to my very own distinct taste directly from the free range farmyes i know the horror actually cooking your own food
You can only make it when you learn to love your chains. You'll see then that you're far better off in bondage, but too late, off you go to Hell.
>>58785674shitlink hodler confirmed
>>58786289Lmfao sure you can afford it that's why you spend all your time complaining. I'll bite though even though you are probably a literal third worlder, what is a high class meal to you? You spend your own time to make your food and somehow seem to know what is high class? I thought op was the most delusional but you somehow managed to even go beyond him impressive
I choose which coins to buy by looking at the rate my portfolio threads and buying the coins shown in whatever post has the most (You)s, am I gmi?
You guys don't keep a spreadsheet with the ticker, the market cap, the theme, the RSI, the % trading above/below the SMA200d, distance to 52-week low, etc of the top 100-150 cryptos by market cap (meme coins excluded)?
>>58786732Only purchase based on how sexually attracted you are to a coin's anime avatar
How does the IRS “know” how much I’m supposed to pay them anyway?
it all started from this thread
Put me in the screencap
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