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I hate being american so much it’s unreeeeal. I sometimes wish I lived anywhere else. This is a very strange thing for me to say as a bi cis woman with a ftm boyfriend, there’s like only a handful of places around the globe that will accept me and my partner for who we are, but everything feels so hopeless and way beyond any kind of salvaging.
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>>33722304
> but everything feels so hopeless and way beyond any kind of salvaging.

I would suggest dressing more modestly to draw less attention to yourself so you can feel less hopeless saying this as a tallfag American btw

When I (CISM20) would wear skirts in my teenage years I would always get stares but when I started dressing more masculine and changed up my mannerisms people looked the other way even when I would go out and act gay with my boyfriend

People are going to judge you based off how they perceive you if you dress and act like a retard people will take you less and act more hostile towards you
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>>33722304
Get the hell out then df. We got Canada to the north and Mexico to the south. You pick.
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>>33733462
this is true, if you are lgbt, even obviously trans, being stylish and not being super quiet or awkward will make your life 10x easier OP. being in america doesn't guarantee anyone will like you. and for all the problems america has, it's still one of the best places to live so chin up
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>>33722304
Who told you that you were American. Because you were born here? That does not matter anymore. America exists only in the imagination. What difference does it make if you consider yourself a citizen of the planet?
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>>33722304
> This is a very strange thing for me to say as a bi cis woman with a ftm boyfriend
I hope the both of you kill yourselves together. A faggot woman and a tranny on MY board? With your blogpost that isn’t even close to asking for advice?

Any person with a dick in this thread better not open your fucking mouths, unless it’s to shame this attention-seeking, tranny-dating dyke

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Once guys realize I'm autistic they dip. How am I supposed to find a autistic guy, because that seems to be the only option left. Neurotypical guys seem to be allergic to any non-NTness in women.
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>>33739386
Men don't care if a woman is autistic unless they don't function in society
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EVERY MAN IN THIS ROTTEN THREAD SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS AN ATTENTION-SEEKING WOMAN. STOP ACTING LIKE FUCKING INDIANS AND STOP SIMPING
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>>33739135
pls baby oh baby pls send bobs an vagene
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>>33739135
You're literally in high demand with autistic guys though. Any autistic guy you find who you treat decently well will instantly love you and turn into a simp for you. You have it on easy mode.
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>>33739135
Being autistic implies you are bad with communication, being social, talking, emotions, relationships and stuff.
And yet I get the feeling op is a whore who did it with more then a couple guys.
How many guys did you do? (don't worry, I'm semi autistic)

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I'm 22 and I'm turning 23 in a few weeks. I've kinda been wasting my life the past few years and even though I finally got a job with decent pay last month (after months of dealing with retarded AI bullshit and dumb hiring managers) I still feel depressed about missing out on so much time. How do I get over it?
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>>33740588
I lack a lot of experience too but I’d say be relieved that you finally got a job that pays decent. I can’t even find a job where I’m at.

What kinda job? And what have you been up to since finishing high school?
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>>33740634
Just a warehouse job moving boxes but the pay is good lol
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>>33740645
Any plans for college? That sounds like a decent job, your age matches with it too. No problems there
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I won't read calendar of doom threads and I won't read rumination threads. Just start living right now.

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My last thread fell into Oblivion with little to none replies, so I'm gonna make it once again.

I'm M27 electronics teacher in vocational school with 4 years of experience and a couple of certificates of advanced training. I found this job by chance while getting a Telecoms degree in uni, and before that I couldn't find the job on my own, so I took what I've been given. This job does provide some amounts of money I can spend and save a lot of, as well as a some sort of stability. But at the same time it's leaving me deeply unsatisfied, as the job consumes big amounts of time and even bigger amounts of energy, and I never really had any real deep interest in technical stuff. This very choice of technical major by the end of the school have led me to be very depressed, and I haven't really moved from this feeling by now, being recently diagnosed with mild depressive episode.
Meanwhile, I have basically nowhere to go from there: as I don't have any provable skills and/or experience that would led me to another job on this same level without reverting to flipping burgers, delivering pizzas or giving away orders in local ersatz-Amazon office. My real interests are history and fiction, which I fulfil by watching videos, movies and series, reading books and Wikis, and playing TTRPGs, but I can't really do much with those interests. In my big shithole of a country these are considered as just mere hobbies and means of entertainment at best, so there are no real and stable ways of profit from them there. I have chosen my major and the aforementioned job as means of mere survival in these circumstances, but I do not wish to stay in this "survival mode", as it takes more and more inner resources from me.
So what can even do about it? How do I manage this situation or at least cope with it?
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>>33734604
Well if you're financially stable enough you could try a role change and see if it's a better balance. Try and nurture your passions, maybe you can be a weekend historian at a museum or write into an open submission at a fiction magazine.

But you've hardly entered the realm of hobby-coping, sounds like you could build your own fpv drone and hold time trials
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>>33740670
> you're financially stable enough
That's the thing, I'm not quite sure if I'm gonna be one if I just leave my job with such options instead.
> you could build your own fpv drone and hold time trials
What do you mean by that?
>>33740662
Not in my country, I fear, and definitely not in its currency.
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>>33740687
Bull shit. You can’t use an online exchange?
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>>33740695
Such services may not be available in my country, if there are any.
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>>33740641
Nah it's just the mariner license and certification system through your country to work on civilian ships. 27 isn't necessarily too old to enlist though either

>>33740687
Maybe I misinterpreted, it was a proposal for fun: to build and race around a small quadcopter.

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I live at a place where it's impossible to score. I just need to get high that's all. What are some alternatives, prolly some chemical or otc medicines
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>>33739519
Did that once. 10 grams and basically lose control. Couldn’t pee for three days.
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>>33738233
The weak 21st century mind. Literally can't handle existence.
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>>33738233
man idk if this damages the brain or something but if you hold your breath a bit and press lightly on your arteries around the throat for a couple of seconds you get this lightheaded, tingling, floaty feel for maybe 10 to 15 secs. sometimes you get a bit dizzy and hear voices in your head too. i do it without even realizing now, whenever i am sitting in front of the pc. hopefully it's not killing the few neurons i still had left
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>>33738233
Dxm. Active ingredient in most cough syrups, I recommend just buying "robotablets" though since its just dxm without any acetaminophen or other crap cough syrup usually has. You can get robotablets in some stores or off amazon/online.

The dxm experience varies wildly based off dosage, low dose is like being drunk + MDMA and higher doses is like ketamine + psychedelics. Used it in my teenage years and not gonna lie its pretty fun, def something you do alone though and not at a party. Safe unless you abuse it heavily over a sustained period of time. Dont use if youre on antidepressants, it can give you serotonin syndrome.

As far as your situation of "being watched" you can just lay in bed and pretend to be asleep and no one can tell you're high. If you have to get up and move though, its instantly obvious you're on something if you're on a mid-high dose. Heres a vid as an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsUqjPZg9w


If it interests you:
www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/faq/dxm_faq.shtml
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>>33738233
There are breathing techniques.

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I'm a broke NEET and i'm craving some beers
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>>33739500
I'm currently leeching off my family while looking for an actual job but no luck so far. I'm also too embarrased to ask them for beer money
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>>33739524
Sorry somehow I missed the NEET. I’ve been a NEET before. Back then I sold things in EverQuest and RuneScape but I don’t think those markets are the same. I know self esteem and confidence definitely suffers. If you’ve got a bike you could bike to goodwill and try to find something really cheap to flip
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>>33739476
eBay or OfferUp

Mechanical Turk
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>>33739476
I won't read quick cash threads because it won't solve your problems - you will simply keep doing the same stupid things that got you here. Create a long-term plan.
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>>33739476
Put whatever you have in bitcoin.

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Going into my 30s and 40s. If I take care of my body and mind and have a respectable career. Do I have a real shot at finding a cute 18yo girlfriend who loves me unconditionally?

I'm in my mid 20s and so far it hasn't been so great. I have high energy periods where I work out, maintain hobbies and overall live more productive lifestyle but it never goes for longer than few months. Currently in college (about to start masters) playing catch up, and still recovering from more bumpy road I've been through and underneath a layer or fat there is better than aeverage physique which i worked hard to achieve. Being consistent was never my strong suit, it always goes downhill when I brainwash myself into thinking that it's all going nowhere and most of my peers had and still have it much easier and life just seems to hand shit to them

So yea, I just wanna know if there is light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe anons who had shitty chilhood/teenhood/20s can chip in
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>>33740259
>many Tyrones are fat actually
nice cope there. The meme Tyrone and Chad exist for a reason.
>>33740483
>A decent girl from a good background is not fucking Tyrone
yeah keep telling yourself that, bitchnigga. Just learn how to talk to women, it will give you the results you want. But nah, you'd rather be a crybaby and do nothing.
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>>33740579
>nice cope there. The meme Tyrone and Chad exist for a reason.
It is not cope, I actually go out and witness things. Tyrones run on being intimidating, hybristophilia. Meanwhile Chads run on competing in traditional dominance hierarchies.
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>>33740569
>relationships with large age gaps are for very attractive and/or successful men
This is also false, large age gaps depend on the man being uncucked more than anything else. There are tons of attractive or rich men who cannot pull younger women simply because they are afraid how shit might look bad on them. Meanwhile, there are also the Boogies, ChrisChans and even Destiny
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>>33740621
>Chads run on being intimidating, hybristophilia. Meanwhile Tyrones run on competing in traditional dominance hierarchies.
See how that works too? Don't be deluded. Instead of ignoring reality, adapt to it. If you suck at getting women and you keep seeing Tyrone succeed at it, how about take advantage of your autismo mindset and study the reasons why. Even you understand that the Scientific Method can be used to study social interaction. I've had beautiful blondes show me the lurid things her other blonde girlfriends send to them via Snap- its all true. So don't be crying, instead be improvemaxxing. If being pessimistic didn't help you before, choosing to stay that way surely won't benefit you at all.
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>>33740579
>Just learn how to talk to women
Where to start tho??

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Doesn't matter what I do, I've never gotten any attention from any girl with big boobs despite getting attention from flat girls

Is there a secret that I'm missing?
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>>33739205
>my first assumption would be that it is because you are skinny. Skinny or thin boned.
Yes to both. Do they prefer muscular man? I heard they prefer skinny guys but it my case I haven't found that to be true
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I've had two girlfriends with big tits, one was DD, the other one F or G, I can't remember.

The bigger one was skinny, had an hourglass shape but with a very young looking face.

Boobs eventually sag. Despite being 20, the F/G cup girl's boobs were already sagging down to below her ribs like the girl in the pic.

My last gf had super perky C cups and a decently sized ass, flat stomach, long legs, very elegant. I would go for flat over big boobs nowadays. She had a gorgeous model-tier face, but people stared much more more at my big tittie gf.
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>>33739580
How would you describe yourself? Please teach me your ways Anon, how did you manage to get two girlfriends with big tits?
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>>33739580
Lemme guess, you're a skelly and under 6'?
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>>33739130
>Firstly calm down, take a few breasts

How do I resist the immature retarded stupid urge to be swallowed whole by hate? I don't even browse /pol/ but it seeps everywhere and as I grow older, I see what I'm turning into. A miserable misanthrope and I despise it so fucking much. I'm sorry but if I was any stupider or smarter I'd have figured out a way to cope with the color of my skin. If it was up to me I would have not even existed. It wasn't my fucking fault or choice that I exist. How do I fucking cope? I am fucking sorry.
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I won't read imaginary problems threads.
I won't read self-inflicted problems threads. You're straining at a creation of your own mind.
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>>33739750
Because it's just not possible to maintain. At some point you're gonna be sleepy or tired and you won't have the fire in you to stay mad at which point, if your life is focused on hate you'll just be a depressed sadboy fag.
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>>33739750
>How do I resist the immature retarded stupid urge to
Just turn your attention to other matters. You have "immature retarded stupid urge" because you feed it, by rumination, triggering the feelings associated with the thoughts and then being triggered by the feelings to think the thoughts again. Stop doing that and the thoughts and feelings will arise less and less often.
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>>33739756
This.

I’m constantly seeing posts on here and r9k that are actual non-problems that women are posting. And OP I hope to God you’re a woman because this is some retarded shit. You sound like a baby crying to his mommy on how to avoid being upset over your ice cream falling on the ground. Stop stinking up these boards with this nonsense

>go on a date with a girl on a saturday night
>we go to a bar, then to a club
>she introduced me to her friends
>i danced with the girl, we grinded and made out heavily
>we had a good time
>we both get bad colds so we dont see each other for at least two weeks
>i see her posting some guy on her instagram story and she tagged him
>wtv I still text her. he could be her gay friend for all I know
>i ask her out again. she said she would finish class late so i just suggested we go to another bar for the upcoming Thursday
>she said she does not want to drink on a week night and suggested we go to a chinese restaurant instead.
>today she posts a story of some silhouette (probably her) holding a bouquet. she added a lip and heart emojis as well
So what the hell is going on? She did not mention anything about having a bf. She is still allowing me to continue. What do you make of this?
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>>33740230
she was showing off the bouquet that she's going to give to you, anon. have fun at Panda Express
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>>33740230
This was the story she posted of her with the bouquet btw
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Fuck, anon……

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Every kind of physical ailment concerning my skeleton, organs, nutrition, hormones, whatever. All my mental and emotional and spiritual ailments.

Where can I find a professional practitioner that can help me with all of this? Which title can they be found under?
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Ayahuasca maybe
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>>33740375
No druggie or pill head shid pls
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>>33740338
See an endocrinologist in Cuba.

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Am I fukked im 28 yo NEET and might not bother getting a life cause im ugly and addicted to ciggies. Got no damn friends either and still a virgin. This what I look
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Your looks aren't an issue. Smoking is generally not a big deal. If you put effort into your life you can make it.
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>>33740610
U sound like me but im younger bro. No ciggies for me though. Id be ur friend
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First , its if youre "cooked", get with the new age slang or you will be deemed, as the toddies say now, an "unc". Second, quit ciggies unless you want to die an early death having accomplished nothing in your life. Third, start working out in your room, rewire your brain to be productive. Fourth, find a job. Make friends at job. Meet femanon at job or at local gym or at grocery store or wherever you end up frequenting. Boom, life good, anon happy

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How sad is it I'm 18 and have no friends and get no calls on my phone other than my deadbeat dad who fled to Malta to escape criminal charges and calls me from there 40 times a day to tell me how his life is ruined?
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>>33738073
Convex vectors are not a plane read Yves dupont play fallout new veegas old world blues watch cranberries linger don McLean American pie and bobs Dylan jokerman
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>>33738123
You have no empathy.
>>33738073
At least your dad calls you. Have you tried talking to him on Discord or something similar to Skype? It sounds like he feels like a fuckup and misses you.
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>>33738073
Cash in on it and start writing a spec script for a crime thriller parody about how you're the 18 autistic NEET guy-in-the-chair providing support for your retarded dad as he evades the law in Malta.
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>>33740411
>Have you tried talking to him on Discord or something similar to Skype?
dont do this, they can pinpoint his exact location
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>>33740584
Then how the fuck is he gonna be able to see his dad who probably is gonna get a life sentence for a murder in an armed robbery?

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What's the best way to go about this? I'm 19 and I know that will automatically make many escorts unwilling to have me as a client. I think that's unique enough of a scenario for me to make another "how to sexo a hooker" thread.

I've already made up my mind. This thread is not for you to talk me out of it.
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I will pay for a medium-high end one (nothing below 400/hr so I think they regularly screen for aids & friends.
Random question, if you do it bareback you obviously have to pull out but if you do it with protection do they let you cum "inside"?

>>33740452
I heard they don't want to hear a sob-story and you should just be professional with them.
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>>33740537
I have a 10/10 face
>inb4 well then you’d be getting pussy bro
Yeah well women aren’t human and if you don’t have the perfectly lit, diverse portfolio of pictures on your dating profile, aren’t loaded, aren’t 6 4”, and won’t dump your wallet for them, they won’t fuck you.
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>>33740612
To add to this, ever since I was fucking 15 I have mostly just had overweight mentally ill fatass brown/black bitches come my way.

>>33740462
How do you even find sites like this
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>>33740615
>How do you even sites like this
literally just google the word "escort"
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>>33740619
Pretty sure you can get up to 5 years in the us for this. Which is hilarious because the whores should be the ones doing the time

Women really do win no matter what huh

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How do you deal with your reputation being destroyed by rumors, by people who hate you? What to do when you have no friends and no one wants to be in a relationship with you?
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>>33740213
Not OP. Cool phrase.
I never heard they before and looked it up.
That expression is a Bible verse, said by Jesus. It means everyone closest to you take you for granted and dont know your worth. You shine better to new people.

Honest to fucking God, what a great expression. Thanks for posting today.
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>>33740398
>I won't read imaginary problems threads.
>I won't read self-inflicted problems threads. You're straining at a creation of your own mind, relationship thing included
PSA: Whoever wrote that is not me, the "I won't read guy" but simply one of *my* haters (we all have them, OP) or maybe a fan.
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>>33740466
>you shine better to new people
Sorry, hadn't actually grasped it before posting.
You dont grow close to home with familiar people was the point.
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>>33740114
Realise I've seen this exact thread before.
Realise that you are going to provide exactly 0 details because you're a massive faker and you just want to play the victim for validation.
That said, you have successfully destroyed your own reputation.
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>>33740114
This poster/cover is equally awful and beautiful somehow


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