>>34783129
Suppressed burps are reborn eventually as farts

>>34783488
is this GTA V?

>>34783488
gta rp
you have to download fivem to get the rp servers

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>>34783520
??

>>34783527
https://fivem.net
enhanced i think or it works for both

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>>34781258
Your brother is laying the roots for a new dynasty while you sit around screeching like a little cuck. Generational wealth preservation is absolutely a big consideration that most people have been made to forget. If she's opposed to it then support her, if not then back off. She's an adult.

>>34781258
Report them all immedietly. incest is a FEDERAL CRIME punishible to life in prison. This is a serious crime you need to report

>>34781294
something with a gun

>>34781258
You are completely wrong about everything unless I missed something. I hope this is a larp. Dont you want to protect your legacy?

>>34783204
Well, actually it isn't

1.open an onlyfans
2.sell videos of yourself sucking cocks
3.???
4.profit!

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>>34782897
this
if you can pass as a tranny you might get some action on reddit but otherwise its a womens sport
>>34782890
you have to be high end and reliable for a remote job. corporations saw the consequences of it during covid and steered far against it.
if there's not a tool to check peoples work, they slack off. for anything like coding you probably have 10x the amount of applicants to workers for those positions.
im sure there's call center or something miserable if you're willing to make your standards subterranean.

>>34782890
I make 6 figures as a programmer.

>>34782890
Idk know how I got into it or if it is still a thing and am not going to search for it but I used to receive junk in the mail and write my opinions about it. Stuff like cigars, toothpaste, soap, cereal. I imagine you would find crap like that if you go to websites from product packages. I know someone who somehow gets involved in all kinds of class action lawsuits and gets a few bucks here and there. Another does that ratings company thing, just basically reporting purchases and views. Gets a little money. If you are really rambunctious, sell items you find at junk stores.

>>34782890
Sell stuff on Ebay or similar sites.

Tell friends amd post local notices that you'll do all the work of selling their stuff for 50% of the take. You'll be surprised how many will give you half just to get rid of their stuff for them. Go to garage sales at closing time and offer $5 for everything left over, and then sell individually on Ebay

>>34783875
buy something from the store
find something she is wearing that sticks out
compliment it
ask her how her day is
if either of the above questions leads to the possibility of other questions, ask them. (ie why does your day suck? or where'd you buy that?)
then say, do you want to go for coffee sometime?
tear off part of your receipt and write your number on it and hand it to her, or ask for her phone number.

>>34783875
Walk directly up to her and, using both hands at once, squeeze her breasts twice while saying "Honk Honk".

Drives them crazy with desire

>>34780640
Here's a wild, off-the-wall idea. Have you considered phoning the payroll office and asking them?

don't tell them, OP they're gonna notice they made a mistake and take it away sillybilly

>>34780640
Doesn't seem important. Keep it, pay it back if you're asked.

>>34780640
Contact payroll and ask about it.
If they pay too much they might fuck you around later and withhold pay until it's pay back

>>34780640
One possibility - your union got a retroactive raise and the second check is what's owed you from last year's raise

>>34783331
>what is stopping you from fucking off, exactly?
I have nowhere to go, as I said. I would still need to come home to sleep or something and I don't have the power to sit though another interrogation about how I did something was bad again. I can't really recall a single day in my life where my stepfather didn't sneer at me because of some bullshit.

>>34783251
Yeah fuck croats. They're slavshits who unironically think their Germanic. More annoying and embarrassing than poles .

>>34784533
Cool it with the racism

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>>34784559
HIYAAA

>>34783176
Get an education
Get a job
Save your pennies
Move out
Get a better job
Get a life

>>34784607
Unniversity is not just for 18 year olds anymore, and you will actually be among the younger students there, so the 18 year olds will see you as one of them, in contrast to those in their 40s and above.

>>34782532
Develop something, literally anything, to be proud of yourself. I used to feel this way and then I started a hobby for unrelated reasons. As it turns out, that hobby has a lot of crossover with other things so I ended up with a pretty wide breadth of knowledge/skill in the process of gitting gud. I didn’t even notice I got gud until people started telling me they were jealous of what I had going on. As soon as somebody else was jealous of me, it all drained away. How worthless for us to be jealous of each other.

>>34784509
What was that hobby, if you don't mind my asking?

>>34784528
Gardening. I ended up knowing about different types of tools (both powered and manual), I got strong lifting all my stuff. I spent time out in the sun, still do and especially this time of year. I get up early because I have something I’m excited about in the morning. I’ve learned loads about bugs, trees, flowers, local ecosystems, different types of grass (people who play golf fucking love talking about that).
Sorry for the blogpost there but that’s what I meant by lots of crossover. Most people can’t grow plants (or rather, think they can’t) so even being decent impresses people. When you git gud people don’t even know what to say. Also I share all my produce and make people happy. I grow stuff for specific friends. Got a buddy who absolutely downs chamomile tea so I grow and dry it for him.

>>34784590
Reflecting further, you can surprise even yourself. It’s 4am and I can smell the chamomile all across the yard even through the tobacco I’m smoking.

>>34782532
Normality is highly overrated.

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured"
-Thoreau

>>34784651
You've grown up. You want a grown-up partner. Nothing foolish in that.

>>34784646
>she doesn’t want a present; she just wanted a birthday message
unless she seemed really really strongly opposed to the idea of getting a present for some reason, get her a present nonetheless. as for the message, even if you are terrible with words, something handwritten that you clearly wrote yourself will probably mean more than an overly poetic slightly modified template message. bonus points if you draw something as well, even something as simple as a smiley face and some hearts. how long have you known her for? are you already fairly close?

>>34784646
"Another year in your life is a very special one in mine because you gave me the gift of sharing part of it with me"

>>34784592
>come to 4chan for advice
>get frustrated with acerbic tone
What are you even doing?

>>34784592
Remove the stink from yours.

>>34783295
Yes, there are a variety of development conditions that can cause this.

>>34783295
She looks british and indian at the same time.

>>34783295
Nah this bitch was built for BBC you don't stand a chance

If she is Asian (looks Paki) this is completely normal.

Do not fuck this up.

>>34783287
anon, i'm going to come to you with the perspective of someone who is likely going to be estranged from their parents at some point.
your mom's suicidality is not your responsibility, nor would it be your fault if she chose to do it. you cannot be forced into forgiveness, and interacting with them will only be used as an excuse to feed off of you.
you do not have to wish endless suffering on them, but you also don't have to be in their lives. if that brings suffering to them, then they need to reflect on why (which they likely won't).
if you do choose and can find it in you to forgive them, you still don't have to be in their lives. but, if you choose to be, knowing full well how they are and what they are capable of, understand you have the choice to leave again at any time, and to not be mistreated.
>>34783337
it's not wrong, but realize this is her own doing to herself because she doesn't want to reflect. you can be sad for her, pity her, see it as a form of self-harm. these kinds of people live off hurting others because of a chronic boredom inside of them, and mistreating others is the only steam release for them. imo the kindness thing you can do is honestly stay away, for your own safety/wellbeing and wish them healing from their problem (from a distance). the suicidality could easily be a bait for your attention also, or a way to "punish" you.

>>34783337
You should still feel empathy, but that doesn't necessarily mean you have to contact her. A lot of messed up people use suicidal tendancies to force people to pay attention to them, that could be going on here. At any rate, if your mother hasn't changed, I would stay no-contact. It sucks, but she knows what she needs to do to get you back in her life and isn't doing it, so that is kinda on her

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>>34783287
My Mum went through a bit of a prolonged episode as her relationship with my stepfather broke down. She clearly had some mental issues that would only really surface in her romantic relationships. Around the time I moved out it got to a point where I'd hear her going off on him pretty much all the time - like relentlessly which was pretty unfair as it'd mostly be over nothing and the bloke was overworked and was pretty much carrying her financially for years.

Not long after I moved out, and it was a long time coming but my step dad eventually broke it off and wanted a divorce which was followed by a couple of weeks of Mum giving him absolute hell, eventually culminating in her threatening suicide with a plan to take pills and everything. Got a call at work from my aunt letting me know that she'd been sectioned and was at hospital.

Anyway even from a young age I was always pretty good at keeping her at arms length and didn't have a lot of patience for her histrionics. I think it's a defence mechanism I learned through observing her close adult relationships - I've always absolutely resented the idea of having any responsibility over her in any capacity and even when she got sectioned that didn't change. It was upsetting news for sure, but I just got her some flowers, visited her in the ward and left the rest for my family to deal with.

OP you obviously made that decision for a reason. Feel free to approach the situation as you see fit. I personally don't buy into the idea that blood somehow equates to obligation to your parents. If a parent wants their child to be present and supportive in adulthood they should earn it in their childhood.

>>34783328
Some things can't and shouldn't ever be forgiven. OP's parents could have sexually assaulted, tortured, abused, or traumatized him.

Its very insensitive to ignore OP's circumstances and act like forgiving is a given.

If someone beat you up with a baseball bat until you were bruised all over with multiple broken bones, would you ever forgive them? What if they were your family? If your answer changed then you are delusional, because being family isnt an excuse to hurt someone.

>>34783381
I think around the time when I was mistreated, my younger brother was traumatised from seeing me getting treated like that, and has kind of shut down socially and mentally (this is according to my mother). I also think that as we drifted apart, and he had really bad experiences in school that shaped him, although I don't know for sure. My youngest brother was more spoiled for some reason, and has become insufferable and entitled.

Unfortunately, as I grew up, I spent as much time as I could away from home, and so I talked less with my brothers and we naturally drifted apart. We don't interact at all nowadays. I last talked to them around a year ago.

I don't doubt that she would be open to hearing from me as she's at a low point, but I don't know if its the best time to bring up my grievances with her, and if I do, what would that really achieve? I don't want to have any relationship with her, I just don't want her to kill herself.

Thank you for your reply

>>34783482
>>34783808
>>34784303
>>34784371
Thank you anons for your perspectives, I think I'll try to find out if she has any support structures and if not, I'll get professional help from a mental hospital or something similar. If she does have people that is supportive (my uncles or aunts if they still talk to her) I'll alert them and see what happens from a distance. Thanks so much.

>>34769622
The other anon said already but if you're tall white and handsome your best hope is marrying a Chinese woman try and focus on your appearance get fit at least

Come to Brazil. You seem like a decent person and I'd take Russians over the lazy and rude Venezuelans we usually get. Go to parana or santa catarina and you'll be fine.

>>34781820
Is there much difference between those countries? Like, China is better than Russia, but why coming from a commie county to another commie county?

>>34782010
Yeah, I kinda wish I could get a job outside of the country and not deal with Russians... So now I'm working on finding something like this, but don't know long it will take or will work out in the end

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>>34784530
just marry someone from another country

>>34769622
Go to Colombia. Never watch back.