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Is this a sign of something? One cup of coffee is enough to completely derail me and ruin my day. It turns me into a complete wreck. I feel like I'm simultanously about to fall asleep and about to fucking explode. I basically can't do anything and I can't really enjoy anything because I am such an anxious overstimulated mess, I have no energy to do anything but too much energy to relax. Fucking hell. I just wanted to go the cute coffee place like a normal person and order coffee from the cute girl with the hijab and then get some shit done with the extre energy and focus I got but instead I got the shit kicked out of me. I know nobody else who has this and I can never take myself seriously with this, I always assume I must just be exaggerating and that I'm being a fag about it so then I end up ordering coffee again and I get fucking slammed in the face again. Wtf is this and why does it happen to only me specifically?
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>>34528594
Hot cocoa with fireball + chilli is an absolute banger of a drink. Especially on a cold winter night.
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>>34528559
Only drink on a full stomach. Learn to enjoy the manic state.
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>>34528559
>It turns me into a complete wreck. I feel like I'm simultanously about to fall asleep and about to fucking explode.
God fuck yes I love that shit
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>>34528672
>>34528687
I have ADHD and I don't notice coffee making a difference to me at all
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>>34529354
How tf do you enjoy that shit? I literally got a panic attack today when I normally never have that shit. I didn't fall over dramatically like Tony Soprano or something and I was able to thug it out but still, fucking hell, not fun

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Hi! I’m a college marketing student working on an assignment, and we need some feedback on a proposal for an AI workflow company.

The idea is that their AI will optimize and manage workflows, but it will also monitor employees' mental health (specifically targeting rookie managers in Japan). It does this by connecting them with volunteers from a Japanese mental health NPO through an anonymous, RPG-style platform. Basically, they can jump into a session with a real person from the NPO to vent, get advice, or just talk things out without any fear of their identity being revealed.

We’d love to hear any recommendations or opinions on this. We know it might sound kind of dumb and like no one would actually use it, but our team is already halfway done with the assignment, so we're committed... feel free to roast us, lol.
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ai is dogshit solution for a purpose like this. stop using it as a magical thing, read and create actual mental health science. you don't know if what you're creating will be helpful, and you don't have a valid reason to believe it would be
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>>34528219
worst thing I've read all day
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>>34528219
>AI workflow company
You literally just post your idea into Kiro and it will build the entire thing for you in about 20 minutes.
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stand back, i'm going to show you why i'm allowed to tripfag

a succubus chatbot that randomly texts workers throughout the day telling them "ahh, so then, salaryman-kun, your performance today [does/does not] warrant censored hentai pics of my corporate succubus pussy, [and/nor] my uncensored anime corporateslop anus. We must remember to do our best!" or something, while also giving helpful reminders of day to day tasks marked behind or urgent

ai is more helpful for developing psychosis than it is developing human relationships or personal rapport, and it's important to lean into that--the question is "how can we create fanatics for our cause?" and the answer is we grab them by the balls

now that sexual harassment is illegal, we can still profit from this axis by using clankers to give sexual favors since women don't want to be cool anymore, and we can profit in a big way by being one of the frontrunners of such an operation

investors, set aside your natural bashfulness round the subject and see with me, you stand to gain a motivational lever so good it's illegal for humans to use

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I feel like an ugly foid every day of my life and I want to kill myself. I have no real friends. Everyone who I try to vent to just says I should put more effort into my appearance for people to like me. I don’t want to do that because I’m too tired to. I don’t want to get a job. I don’t want to get a car. I’m just so exhausted and depressed all the time. I hate people treating me like I’m a worthless piece of shit just because I’m an ugly girl. Anyways I just really want to kill myself
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>>34529304
>I'll be your friend if you post pictures
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>>34529242
Sadly, even ugly useless women like you have vaginas and are given attention and validation simply for existing.
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>>34529407
>Sadly
>women like you have vaginas and are given attention and validation simply for existing.
Dude, that's not the kind of attention women want... Also, do you want some attention? Show me your feminine penis
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>>34529447
>Show me your feminine penis
This part was a jk btw
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>>34529242
Will you be my gf

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Why can't I believe that any woman could want me sexually? How do guys start fucking when their 13 and 14? What's the difference between me and them?
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>>34529162
Rizz and jawline, unc.
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>>34529181
School shootings tomorrow nigger. Don't miss out.
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>>34529162
>How do guys start fucking when they’re 13 and 14?
They fuck their friends (other guys).
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>>34529162
OP, just because one can fuck at that age does not at all mean you should. Fast forward a few years and all those other niggers will literally be the same crackheads they make fun of.

The grass is NOT greener on the other side. It's full of STDs and ways to actually get yourself killed.
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>>34529162
>Why can't I believe that any woman could want me sexually?
Because the reality is they don't.
You would have plenty of evidence of women throwing themselves at you if they found you desirable.
You don't have any evidence of that because they just don't.
> What's the difference between me and them?
Take your pick.
Bigger, stronger, smarter, better personality, but by far the most important is just better looking.

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I just tracked the days since I trimmed my pubes. It's been 5 days and it's already uncomfortable to jerk off. I fap every day, so this is a problem. What could I do to help with this? The setup I have to shave is also cancer because I use a huge wired trimmer and move the cable all the way to the shower to not make a mess with the hair, and then spray some water on me to get rid of the leftover hair. My wireless beard shaver is NOT fit for armpits, let alone pubes.
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>>34526697
>>34526740
My wireless beard trimmer doesn't have a comb. The one I use for armpit and pubes (wired) has one.
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>>34526378
Use a guard and just don't trim it all the way down. I find that a number 5 is about as short as I can go without it itching.
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>>34526378
My setup is shave cock and balls with razor (its fine as long as you dont go against the grain), and trim pubic hair shorter with beard trimmer (it looks weird fully shaved on my body because I am very hairy in every other place). The cock and balls I shave every couple a days, pubic hair I just do it once and forget about it until it starts to get out of control
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bump
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I would a hot retard

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How do you shitposting aspergian's deal with the 'tism on the daily basis?
Do you still unironically think that's a disease that must be cured?
Or is it just another genetic burden like Tourettes and Parkinson's?
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Learn how to do independent research as a special interest for a while, and over-time you learn how to adapt to batshit insanity that is neurotypicals.
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>>34525956
unironically, how does one know if they are autistic? I feel that I understand social cues quite well and can hold natural eye contact, but when I am around women I feel like I might breakdown crying.
I also feel like my face and eyes do weird thing when a woman is talking to me, so I try to ignore them when they look at me or try talking to me.

There are other things as well but I am not sure if they are autism.
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>>34525956
>another genetic burden like Tourettes and Parkinson's?
It's more like left-handedness, frequently inconvenient but nothing to be ashamed of or obsessed with
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>>34525956
When I'm explaining to people what it's like, I usually compare it to learning a language. When you learn your first language as a child, it is essentially effortless and instinctive. Learning a second language as an adult takes a long time, and a great deal of hard work, and no matter how hard you work and for how long, you'll always speak it with an accent, and occasionally get things wrong.

A normal person's ability to understand other people's feelings, and to predict how they will react to things, is like learning a first language: instinctive and effortless. To me, it is something that has required decades of studying, and I still sometimes get things wrong.

Also, unlike learning a language, there are no dictionaries, no textbooks, no tutorials, no Google Translate, and no subtitles; and most people that you meet don't realise that people who don't speak their language as a first language even exist, and don't understand why you speak so strangely.
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>>34527480
i think it of as the following: Imagine getting high to borderline psychosis but at the same time not really.
Sounds weird but that's a way to describe it without making it too over-complicated.
I know this isn't 100% of the time, but most of it is

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Hi, I need some advice on dealing with a serial harasser. There’s a user on Twitch, who I won’t name, that has been relentlessly targeting me and several others for months. He repeatedly imitates our profiles by copying our avatars, and obsessively changes his bio multiple times a day to include targeted harassment, threats, and sometimes bizarre, incoherent rambling, before reverting it back to normal again.

At this point, I genuinely think he may be suffering from some sort of mental illness, because the behaviour is extremely persistent and abnormal.

I’m struggling with how to handle the situation. I have OCD, so it’s constantly on my mind and becoming mentally exhausting. It’s reached a point where it’s seriously affecting my life. I’ve tried reporting and contacting Twitch multiple times, but so far nothing has been done.

Any advice or help would be greatly appreciated, thank you.
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>>34526294
Stop being terminally online.
Touch grass.
Talk to a girl in real life, ask for her number.
>b-but you didn't address the problem in my post!
Yes I did.
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so the only thing this person does is changes their profile pictures and bios? how is this a harassment? if you don't look at their profile you wouldn't even know what's up. block them and move on. no one will care if they see the impersonated profile.
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>>34526294
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>>34526294
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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>I have OCD

Hmmm

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How do I stop being lazy?
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recognize that your brain is tricking you. Understand that giving in to these tricks will yield very short-term pleasure at the price of long-term suffering. Your brain is simply another organ of your body that doesn't act rationally, it just wants to minimize all effort. Your mind, however, is capable of overriding your brain for long-term benefits
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>>34525043
It depends why you’re lazy. What worked for me was to stop obsessing over perfection, pedantic details, and big picture thinking and just start doing shit.
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define your goals. if you still feel like you're being lazy, seems like you're trying to reach other goals (like relaxing or entertainment). means you want to prioritise those more. define the best most efficient way to achieve them. put effort and time into good quality relaxation/entertainment. realistically asses and face the reality that to actually prioritise and satisfy these well long-term you gotta make money
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break the ice by taking a single step
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>>34525043
Take speed like every other entrepreneur

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should i feel insulted after boss tried to make me pick up a shift so i have 7 days in row
would've not get paid any extra
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yes
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>>34529219
Yes, but not personally insulted. It was a shitty deal he tried to push, but probably because it was easier for him, not as a personal slight

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Legit can't go a day without unexplained unbearable physical pain and mental fatigue for the past 6 years. Basically terminally fatigued and weak and not feeling 100%, having weird pain and sensations that have sent me to hospital, and having no family left, whilst constantly psychologically abused by current affairs in the world and the horrible true attitudes of human beings who previously had no access to the internet. I don't know how I haven't snapped under this torment, because I see normies go absolutely crazy under far less than what I go through every day of my life. Maybe I have. Maybe I'm just pretending to be normal, but I've already transformed psychologically into something emotionally desensitised and deeply feral
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>>34525094
Long covid?
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>>34525100
The weird debilitating pain started before covid but the increased fatigue is post covid. Overall I'm being tortured every day on multiple levels and being told to shut up if I complain. I guess my advice would be how can I even get out of a situation where I feel too tired and weak to commit to anything
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>>34525100
where is the pain? What have doctor said? Is it neuropathic? Have you tried any agents for neuropathy
like Lyrica or gabapentin?
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>>34525094
maybe me/cfs that got worse after covid
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>holding the door to your mental prison shut
idk brah probs cut that out

if you're slow and need to be told in 2026: the poor people food is literal poison

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>>34530476
How big is your age gap though?
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>>34530214
Avoidant bullshit. I have to find myself within the context of a loving relationship rather than the illusory freedom of my own isolation. Or so I'm told.
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>>34530575
>Avoidant bullshit
ouch. this shit will kill someone. good for you for trying to fix it
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>>34530471
If she messages me directly then I will do it
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>>34530476
I second this. My guy was supposed to visit but we never got that far. I hadn't looked forward to anything that much for a long time, sigh. Good on anon for taking the leap.

How do you tell people to shut the fuck up and stop talking to you and asking you questions about your life while you do uber? I need the money and need a flexible job.I have no other option. There's retards who ask me questions and tell me their life stories or want to know about my life drive me crazy. The worst are loud young people or over enthusiastic boomers. Just get in the car stfu while I drive you, pay me and fuck off.
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you seem like an unpleasant person anon
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>>34527169
Do people actually give a fuck about their uber drivers ratings?
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how about be honest? say hey, i'm not in a mood for talking, sorry, nothing personal
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>>34527036
Agreed. I'm an uber rider, and I never engage in conversation because I don't give a shit about my driver.
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>>34529229
Oh, sorry, I should also give advice.

I think the best bet would be to get one of those "Do not disturb the driver" signs, although, the main culprits will just ignore it. So just be somewhat boring in your initial answers. Or just say "sorry, I got my mind elsewhere. My aunt has been very ill of late"

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There are 8 billion people on earth, no one truly remains alone forever right?

Im 18 years old, I have many interests and hobbies. I can talk to others and im an interesting person. I study, cook, clean, draw, walk, take photos, play games and more. Apparently im good looking so there’s that. I struggle with eating, I enjoy hurting myself and I have mental issues. But I’d never hurt anyone, I’m always the one being hurt at. Every person ive met has hurt me, abandoned me and worse. no one ever seems fit. Everyone seems dead or robotic, hurtful. Never someone spontaneous or wanting, giving and caring, crazy. I give too, i like mutual love. Just seems people don’t want me. As of recently I keep dreaming of someone who’s rough, big and caring. Where we can hurt together and hold each other forever. Maybe I’m too young, maybe my standards are too high, I want someone conventionally attractive. Even though everyone I’ve been with has been below low standards and look odd. Maybe im too hyper aware and too deep. There must be others like me though, someone fitting to my needs. There are 8 billion people. I’m basically asking for advice on why I’m still alone. Am I an idiot? I might be
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>>34527092
Have you tried asking people out?
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>>34527092
Your hobbies are almost all solitary.
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in my experience most people are really boring and evil. keep looking. it's not you it's them. or maybe it's you too. who knows.

I'm in Alberta and want a white primary care physician. Failing that, I want a doctor that was born in Canada, educated entirely in Canada, the US, and/or the UK, and speaks English as their first language.

Using https://albertafindaprovider.ca/find-a-doc/map just gives me fresh-off-the-boat Nigerians or West Africans who don't even look old enough to have completed med school & residency. I can't understand what they're saying, they can't understand me, and frankly I don't respect their ability or their African medical degree.

What are my options here? I know Alberta allows some private medical services but as far as I can tell they're also just a bunch of Africans. If I'm going to be waiting the best part of a year for basic medical care I at least want to try to get a doctor that isn't going to kill me with malpractice.
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>>34526005
Look for family doctors and beg them to take you
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>>34526035
This is a bot
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>>34526005
I wonder how picky you'd be when you were in a car crash and the doctor who showed up wasn't Aryan enough for you
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>>34527563
VERY
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>>34526005
I’m in the same boat. My only suggestion would be to try and find a white doctor in a nearby small community. Thats the only place Ive been able to find them. Though every white doctor Ive tried to get on with wasnt taking patients. Like everything else in this country the governments solution is to import a billion third worlders. Ive just been using telemedicine apps.

>>34527563
False equivalency. There is nothing wrong with wanting a doctor raised in the same culture or environment as you. And you know theyll be held to a high standard. Not fast tracked to fill a position like these immigrant doctors are.

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Which wagie job is less miserable, gas station or fast food? If someone here has worked both, or if you've only worked at one or the other, I'd like to hear your thoughts.
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Gas station is pretty chill depending on your area, whereas fast food service is a glimpse of hell on earth
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>>34528666
Gas station bro
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>>34528666
Fast food is going to make you reek of shit when you're done, and it can get very stressful. Also your customers will sometimes be utter subhumans, as well as drunks and druggies during the night shift.
Gas station is definitely more chill, especially if you lock the place and only work though a window at night.
>>34528680
>career path.
That kind of thinking makes you prime profit meat. There is no "carrer path" here. There may be a bunch of empty promises and job title changes if you are willing to work yourself to death. But ultimately you will simply be profit extracted until you are physcically depleted. Then your carcass will be unceremouniously dumped next to the biowaste container.

Just do as little as you can get away with in those jobs, steal shit if you can get away with it and work for a large corp, apply to the next job and run through it if they do fire you for some reason.
Always remember that those "people" would sell your organs to increase revenue, so there is absolutely no reason to not get every bit out of that job taht you possibly can for yourself.
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>>34529091
>fast food service is a glimpse of hell on earth

I have worked at a gas station, worked fast food, and worked fast food in a gas station.

I don't know how to rank them but I agree with what you said.
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>>34528666
I've only worked gas station (graveyard across from local jail) and it was ok. For both location is going to determine 90% of whether its the worst job ever or a just a regular job. Generally I would say gas station would be far easier.

>most of the time it isnt busy unless you have a shift in the morning or at 10pm
>if you are in a safe area then probably no chance of being robbed, if someone steals something its not your problem
>stock the shelves, clean the floors, clean the bathroom, make batches of coffee, do tobacco and lotto count at start and end of each shift. super easy
>people get their shit and gtfo

compared to

>mostly same work but you also have to cook food
>people will complain about food for any reason and ask for refunds or to remake
>people lingering after they ate their meal
>constantly having supervisors and customers breathing down your neck
>messier because kitchen and customers eating on site


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