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Like I overhear some normie guys discussing this, and my family members sometimes ask me about this as well, like if I did something with a girl in the holidays/on a trip.

Is this true for normies? Do they actually do this? Or is this only reserved for attractive people?

Not like I would mind something happening like this, but I guess that's pretty unlikely (at least for me) and it's been getting on my nerves lately when my family members ask me about it.
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>>34910359
Every /trv/ travel fantasy involves hooking up with a female in some foreign country. So yes it is extremely common. But that doesn't mean it's easy if you have minimal sexual experience. Travel sluts have a very high body count and rarely select for any man not in the top 10%.
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No shit after I graduated college I went to the beach and at a club I had a haggard rough 40 year old lady ask if I wanted to go back to her room and party. She was with her husband and he would have come too. I politely declined. Then I made friends with some male nurses that just graduated. We got insanely drunk and they were giving each other IVs. One guy did a chin up off the side of the 7 story balcony. Crazy fuck. We ended up next morning making sandwiches dicks on the beach and asking women walking by to judge and select their favorite type. French tickler, skinny and hooked, short and fat, etc. Ended up picking up two pairs of girls and partied with them and 3 of us group fucked one pair and the other pair of girls hooked up with individual guys. I added the girl who gave me her pussy on Facebook and we never talked again because she lived 4 states away.
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>>34910391
Get a load of this kissless virgin incel giving advice about women and sex.
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>>34910359
>Is this true for normies? Do they actually do this?
Yes
>Or is this only reserved for attractive people?
No
>But that doesn't mean it's easy if you have minimal sexual experience.
Bullshit.
t. lost my virginity this way
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>>34910359
It can happen, yes. I live in London; I had a pleasant but sadly short-lived thing with a very nice Brazilian girl some years ago; she was only there for a couple of weeks.

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NA fag here, has anyone here or know someone that has gotten away with not paying or withholding personal information when receiving medical care at a hospital? Hypothetical question: want to do something stupid that might involve physical consequences but don't want go into medical debt?
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>murrican healthcare
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you at least have to tell us how you intend to hurt yourself if you want tips on fraud
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>>34909210
I want to try out mountain biking but I'm currently at an age where is probably not a good idea. Also Is not really fraud when you NA healthcare is the one committing fraud.
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>>34909295
just tell whoever you go with that you don't have insurance, want to take it slow, and be careful
search for a guide on how to fall and practice on grass

then if you do break your wrist or whatever - pay someone a hundred bucks to report their wallet lost or stolen

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Is it no coincidence that an inch is only a little more then a quarter of an 10cm dick? So if you grow your dick 3 inches by attaining an erection you can fuck your transsexual girlfriend in the anushole while maintaining sufficient phallic power and girth to provide sexual pleasure.

Brotip: You dont have to undergo an operation just because you are a loser.
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>>34912196
Makes no sense. You begin by talking about length and then end with girth. I've read that some guys don't grow much longer when going erect, but I don't know how true that is. I'm kind of thankful that I'm a grower.

Should I fuck my asian coworker? I work at this restaurant, and these 2 bitches keep asking for help, and randomly stare at me without breaking eye contact while smiling.
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>>34909832
If you care about the job, probably not.
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>>34909832
Absolutely
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>>34909832
why would you go on /adv/ and lie? this never happened
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go for it anon

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Gave some deadpan response about how she's oppressing me because my body my choice and women shouldn't tell men what to do. I think she took it seriously as she didn't respond.

Another time a different cashier looked at my credit card and said oh we have the last name and I said my ethnicity. She said she's that too and I said oh cool then took my food.

Did these girls like me?

I really wish I had self confidence to respond to these situations properly.
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>>34911220
You should spend more time with people and realize people say things to make others feel better and in turn to feel helpful themselves. You attacked her for no reason with that MGTOW bullshit. She isn't a representative of feminism you know.

And yeah, she liked you enough to go out of her way to help a stranger, and from seeing her regularly a friendship could have been formed, with her doing you favors and sharing fun things with you, but no, feeling comfortable matters more to you.
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Sometimes anon, it is best that you not be affected by things like this.
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>>34911220
>I really wish I had self confidence to respond to these situations properly.


> I think she took it seriously as she didn't respond.

thats not self confidence you lacked. Its a sense of propriety. That response is low tier stuff to clown around here with, not something you'd utter to a somewhat polite stranger in public company.
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>>34911288
No they are not under any obligation to chit-chat with store customers while doing their job. They only do so if they are feeling sociable.
>>34911220
Congrats, you just ruined a foid's mood for the day kekek

I'm usually at a loss what to say to a checkout girl.
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What if it's the other way around? I didn't get a compliment, but she gave me one of the extra books that came with her order.

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Man... how the fuck you get rid of this shit without actually shaving?
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>>34910513
I showered twice a day (without soap) and still got it. After seeing this thread I checked my armpits but don't see it anymore. Lately been using soap when I shower more often than not. It seems to break it down.
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>>34910789
Wait. People shower without soap?
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>>34907468
Why would you not want to shave your pits? I do it every couple months just for basic hygiene
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>>34910789
>Lately been using soap when I shower more often than not.
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>>34907468
Try bleach.

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my parents are 65, they are getting old and sick, i have enough money and properties to live off of but i pretty much have no friends and relatives, not to mention no gf. i will be all alone in this world soon and i dont know how to cope.
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>>34912090
Have you tried making frens?
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>>34912096
i feel like nobody cares about me as a 30 yo man
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>>34912146
People make friends at all ages retard but you need to actually invest effort.
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it's not that hard to make friends. you don't even have any money problems at all. so just go out there and get to know people

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never had any romantic contact with a boy. because i want the right one and i dont want to settle for someone who doesnt reach them and i wont be even half as attracted to. now my standards arent "rich chad" as you might expect but they are linear:
>some kind of people hating autist loser
>nerd with similar interests and taboo kinks
>not super chuddy but not too soft
>same age and amount of mentality stunted and childishness as me
>flexible appearance but preferably has dark short hair and light eyes and is not that muscular
>khhv (vastly preferred but i can settle)
essentially i just want my male counterpart. but does that person even exist? i feel like a lot of my behaviour and interests are typically more feminine which complicates things. i dont think im asking for someone out of my league just someone very specific. perhaps my mind has been warped by years of being attracted to fictional characters and their traits. i tried hinge and /soc/ a few times but no dice, no men appealed to me or seemed to be on the same wavelength (for hinge i dont live in a city though). if i cant find this man im just going to give up because i wont be happy settling.
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>>34900748
I am most of the way there for this so I think it's mostly reasonable.
>some kind of people hating autist loser
This is me. I am a diagnosed autistic and I went to special school at one point. I also hate living organisms and somewhat sympathise with the sandy hook killer Adam Lanza.
>nerd with similar interests and taboo kinks
I don't have any kinks but I am into some things which are seen as nerdy. Not really pop culture stuff though if that's what you meant
>not super chuddy but not too soft
I am super chuddy
>same age and amount of mentality stunted and childishness as me
Idk how old you are but I'm 21. I am extremely immature for my age I think but I don't see that as a bad thing. I think what people call maturity is somewhat just becoming more enthralled into the machine
>flexible appearance but preferably has dark short hair and light eyes and is not that muscular
I am 6'1 or 2, 80 something kilograms, visibly muscular but not immensely. Perhaps not twinkish enough for you idk.
>khhv (vastly preferred but i can settle)
This is me
Anyway I am not writing all of this to try and date you or whatever but I just thought I should share because I think I may be quite close to your ideal man so yes he does exist
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>>34907006
op left 48 hours ago. they'll never know you exist mr footnote
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>>34907230
Doesn't even matter they would've failed at this part:
>Not really pop culture stuff though if that's what you meant
I have a sneaking suspicion that what they think is pop culture and what OP thought was pop culture are two totally different things.
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>>34907230
Mb. I should've read the thread before posting and seen it died.
>>34907667
Wdym? I'm curious what you infer about me based on what I wrote
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>>34900748
>does that person even exist?
>>nerd with similar interests and taboo kinks
>>same age and amount of mentality stunted and childishness as me
maybe but these are pretty vague traits

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Recommend a blade that makes it easy to cut the threads on my wrist—
though I’ve stopped finding them anyway.

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Do women now call you a pedo if you ask them out?

Specifically, I tried to ask out this 20 year old and she called me a pedo.

Asked another, 19. Same thing.

I'm 40
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>>34907712
omg a frog poster
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>>34907828
motherfucker doesn't even have a penis
what kinda man frog doesn't have a penis
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>>34903548
Why would they care if someone is 18+
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>>34901910
23 is not 18 or 20
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>>34910328
They’re hypocritical cucks

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If my penis reaches my belly button does that mean it's big?
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>>34909485
I'm a faggot. Sorry.
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>>34909739
goddammit why did I expect anything different
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>>34899063

I'm 7 and its pretty thick. Both my ex girlfriends tried to tell me it wasnt that big. Since the average vagina is like 6 and a quarter inches in depth I bottomed out and changed their tone real quick. Try it sometime anon.
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>>34909846
Having a huge dick is a massive benefit, anon. You'd be surprised how many women might be willing to overlook other flaws to stay with a guy who is hung. It also reduces the amount of skill you need in bed since most will be turned on by the size/feeling anyway.
Well, at least, that's my impression as a gay guy. Women might deny it but I think they probably feel the same.
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>>34909861
Nothing gets my girl off more then when I bottom out. Issue is I am right on the length cuff so unless we are both in the right position I'm not touching.

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My father is 76yo and start to have dementia, some light parkinson aswell as overall frailness of older folk.
I live with my wife and he lives with my older sister (43) and her parter and kid. I moved out because i wanted to separate from her because she was and is a spoiled toxic brat even being in her 40s.
2 months ago she had a breakdown and announce that she cheated on her partner, that she miserable and its fault of my father which drasticly made him fall into despair, afecting his mental and physical health.
Hes a pushover and cant handle any conlfict, but he agreed that Ill speak with her on hus behalf and told her to moved out, so I can take care of him.
I meet her and we agreed on her moving out, but I gave her time and agreed upon giving her time (she didnt want to move with her partner, from what I heard from her partner and my father).
After 2 weeks, when I was seeing my father, he told me that they all decided to let them stay and that my sister and her partner will finaly contribute to the rent (they were living there free for 20+ y). He plead with me to not to question his decision however bad it may be, but he said that he want to give me his apartment because he no longer trust my my sister (hes bank account went to 10% of what he had and he didnt have much spendings, i know that my sister took a large ampunt of it and i recon that she took the rest in smaller parts that didnt leave a trace. She also spoke about sending my father to institution ect. Basicly she wants to keep appearance of good samaritan while she does minimal work and dont even care about the relationship with my father).
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>>34911927
Cont.
He granted me the property but it no the issue. Im still hurting because of his choices. Im like the last person that really cares for him and im reallt prepared to step in for him, but he dont want to trigger my sister or change their lives and because of this, his last years of his live are filled with regret and hurt. Because im the only person which he confess to, the only one that speak with him about deeper stuff, Im also touched by it more than I can handle. Every biweek some shit happens and I just cant let it go and roll with it. I emphatize with him and cant distance myself from it. Those are his decissions, i know it, but they cause a great deal of mental anguish to me.
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>>34911928
He made his decision, especially as your father gets older and less able to control other aspects of his life, it is important that you respect that decision.

However, you should visit a lot. Also, it is perfectly fine to repeatedly offer to let him move in with you. Accept his "no" each time and do not argue with him, but keep offering
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>>34912036
I usualy see him 3 times a week, sometimes more sometimes less. I try to motivate him to get out more, because I feel like its better for him to go outside and not to just sit at home all the time and also I have no relationship with my sister or her partner nowadays. Before our talk, my sister tried to act cool infront of me (ofc she didnt disclose anything about her mental sitiation and cheating incident), but now she even dont acknoledge me when I visit my father.
At the worst mood, my father wanted to moved out to me (to cite him, to my bedroom), because I said he can do it for few weeks, but he wanted to keep living at my place forever, where I live with my wife and our place is 3 times smaller than his. I told him that he can do it, but its not an option for longlasting deal - i can move in with him, but I cant deal with my sister, nor I think that him living with her is a good idea.
I just feel like hes venting to me all the time, while doing every bad decision at the same time. He was always an enabler to her, i was kindda spoiled aswell but far from her level. Her partner spoke to me on the phone after our talk about her moving out and he was frank and i felt his good intentions, but now hes dry and present himself like my sister, all after their decision to stay at my fathers home and try to reconcile for another year.
Its fucked up situation where i feel like they all act like a mental ill teenagers with prepubescent kid.

How can I get a girlfriend who is out of my league?
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>>34911742
you start by dating women in your league (I suggest the tried and tested "pump & dump" method, faster) then work your way up as your game improves
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>>34911742
You ask her out. Leagues aren't real, or, like, peoples perception of leagues is so wildly different that everyone has different leagues
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>>34911742
You need to bring something to her life that she didn't realize she wanted, but desperately needed. No way to know what that is but that's the surefire way to attract girls who wouldn't look twice at you othrwise.

My wife is an only child from a well off home, but her parents fought a lot so she always felt lonely and became a workaholic.

I went above and beyond to make her feel loved, desired, and comfortable being herself. Evidently it worked, we're happily married.
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Find one with self esteem issues

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Is it gay if your girlfriend wants you to put your dick next to another guy's dick so they can rub together as she's jerking the both of you with one hand?
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>>34911387
So I could be fucking a man in the ass, balls deep, but if I'm not attracted to him then it's not gay? What the actual fuck?
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>>34911890
If you are not attracted, then why do you have a boner
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>>34911988
Viagra
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>>34912039
Viagra makes you capable of penetrating the man's behind
Ergo viagra is gay and makes you gay
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>>34912044
lol

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Кaк мнe этo cдeлaть?
Я пoдyмывaю o пepeдoзиpoвкe.
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B oбщeм, я eщe пoдyмaю.


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