I can have dry orgasms and wet orgasms without losing my erection.Are women impressed by this?
>>34521886what even is tao anyway?
>>34521998no pearls b4 the swine policy, 4u
>>34522251lol whatever dude
>>34508840So how do I impress a woman like that?
>>34525683Well, I guess ya just don't.
Going on a date with a busty 19yo as a 27yo unc, any tips?
>>34526588>>34526621My god.. I'm being mogged here in the Netherlands, shit just isn't working.. Fuck. I will still try but fuck man. I would love to have so many likes. Have you been subscribed from the start or did you have Free period? If you had a free period, think back honestly and tell me how many matches were you getting back then? I'm afraid that I'm mega cucked because I don't pay
>>34526796I paid when I got to +100 likesI haven't paid on tinder because it stopped giving me likes unlike bumble, and I refuse to boooost
>>34525115>busty 19yo>any tips?two, evidently
>>34526621cant see shit, dont know how a pic relates to what he said, you didnt answer himshes not a giant hamwhale and i should already be impressed or what, i assume thats the best you got since you are so proud
Bump
Married too early.Problem is I never really got to explore with many girls, and I'm legit good at fucking. I have great stamina, I'm not shit, I picked girls and my wife up and toss them around because I'm muscular, I have a nicely shaped cock, I know how to work around a woman's body and make her wet before any penetration even happened.My wife is nice and has big boobs but all I wanted was to have sex with more girls, different ethnicities, older milfs etc, before I committed to 1 wife. I'm unironically too honorable to cheat.Anything I should do? I cope with fapping a couple times a week, it takes the edge off knowing I could take any girl at work or at the gym and fuck her brains out.
>>34527515I'll let you in on a secret: Women aren't into the habit of regularly sleeping with men they are not into. Unless its some transactional shit where he pays her money or is her boss or whatever.
Even if you had a hoe phase you'd still feel this way. You need to adjust your mindset. I tried every type of cock before my man and still sometimes look and think about sex with other guys it's called being a human being. I don't cheat though because I'm in relationship mode, I love him too much to risk his health or happiness having hookupsMaybe adjust your thinking. You didn't miss out you locked down a great woman and already know what sex with the other women would be like you aren't retarded. Perhaps change up where you guys fuck? My bf and I have an exhibitionist kink and he fucks me in changing rooms and on trails. Sometimes he pretends he's another man stealing me away and says not to tell my bf it's hot
>>34527492>>34527875How did you get your side chick, and how do you keep your wife from finding about her?Also is it worth it the bother to keep the secret and all that, for occasional side chick sex?
>>34528418They know about each other.I'm living the dream, homie..I'm a provider. Women need me.HaremMaxxing
Sex is a waste of time. I mean yeah it's fun and all but it's dirty. It risks diseases. And it risks pregnancy. And at the end of the day I find it unfulfilling outside of occasional bits of lust. Sex is way overrated imoIf I were you, I would double down on being interested in the wife. Real life isn't porn.
What is wrong with my hand. I have never had this before and somehow I woke up with my hand like this?
>>34505533my feet looked like that for a good while, scratched them till i lost all my skin, it was a fungal infection, no idea if the same could happen on the hand tho
>>34505533Damn, it's been a week. Hasn't that hand fallen off yet?
>>34522517Because it's fucking interesting.Now shut the fuck up.
>>34505533>I woke up with my hand like thisI once accidentally roofied myself by taking a sleeping pill and having a little drink after. Woke up the next morning with bruises and scrapes all over my body. I was like, oh I must have gone skateboarding yesterday, weirdly I don't remember. And then I found out I went out in to the town and went to a club and picked fights with people. Anyways, this could have happened to you, if you take sleeping pills.
>>34528627Dang..
I give up.How do I find a prostitute that gives the most mind blowing blowjobs before I blow my brains out?I've accepted I have nothing of worth for a woman so this will be my swan song. Never had sex (ate and fingered pussy, no action done on me, yeah, I know now, she didn't love me) or hired a prostitute before.
>>34519548>There's things much better in this world than pussyThere is literally nothing better than pussy. Its to only way to propagate you y-chromosome.
>>34524403Excellent framing! If I show that to a gaycracker, what do you think he'd do?
>>34524866Sex on its own is not particularly enjoyable.
>>34524991I mean I think it is
>>34519498Just try different ones. If you are dying anyhow, then just go bareback with a hooker. 1 in 5 experiences with hookers will be pretty good.
I've been drinking from the past 6 months without getting out much from the house, i might have a "drop foot" on my right leg, all my bones are cracking and i feel like shit, i only drink beer tho but i can't eat properly, also i got diazepam for withdrawal if that helps, but i've been drinking almost daily for at least 8 years until last year when I've become unemployed
Ok, and what is your question?
>>34524975OP When was the last time you exercised? What is your diet like? you can do fine being an alcoholic if you at least get some cardio and eat healthy but being a couch potato + boozing will ruin your life man.
>>34524975>JobJust knock it off with all the drinking then. It is only a few hours without beer, here and there. You can’t be that much of an alcoholic. Have a couple diet sodas between. Stop believing that it’s going to be difficult. You fall right into a new routine in a couple weeks.
>>34528411What do i have to do, i'm so fucking lost
>>34528452No exercise, no diet, just sitting at home and rotting
...and when it comes to real life it's not as cute as it sounds. So basically what it boils down to is that she's an amazing person and gorgeous and funny but she's so fucking dumb. And she's not putting up an act she's actually this dumb. I think she may perhaps be autistic as well with how often clueless she is about social situations. After first meeting her she invited me to a party at her house where her friends and family were there and when she was out of the room to go to the bathroom they told me to treat her real good and be real careful with her and to never let her leave the house by herself. To always make sure I can accompany her or get someone else to when I myself can't. At first I didn't know what they meant but I soon found out. Apparently she's never even been able to finish high school. She doesn't have her license either. She can't cook anything without starting a fire. She doesn't know how to wash clothes. She literally can't live by herself, she always stays with her family or with friends. She's always tripping and falling. She almost fell down a large flight of stairs before I was just barely able to catch her with just one hand. The only thing she's really good at is hygiene, dressing well, and her hair. By her physical appearance she doesn't look as dumb as she is. And she always smells good. Great teeth too. Kinda strange that this is the only thing she's good at. Though sometimes though she's dressed well she wears the wrong thing to the wrong occasion like a skirt or a dress to cycle or to the gym with no shorts underneath and I have to get her to change clothes.When I talked to her family about all this stuff they told me that ever since she was a little girl she's been this one and that they've gotten her a lot of therapists and tutors but nothing has ever worked.
>>34504243with how dumb she sounds i'd be surprised if she even knows how to wipe her ass. do you have to wipe her ass for her?
>>34522525Wiping a girl's ass for her sounds low-key kind of hot in my opinion
>>34504243She is probably pretending to be this way anon and gets free gimmies.
>>34524932................................................................i WISH i could say i was surprised at you but unfortunately i've come across even weirder fetishes online...
>>34504243I mean it's possible she could be faking since childhood. Some people are REALLY good at faking. From what you're describing it sounds like she's always been able to get others to do things for her and that's why she never does anything.
Is flirting with girls and trying for a girlfriend even possible without getting hurt?>inb4 just risk it brono. I want a pain free method. my self esteem is weak and I suffered enough in my life. the alternative is being alone forever, and it's something I'm prepared to accept
>>34525990Risk is inherent to love, there's a duality to everything and if you want to love, you have to accept that it will hurt. Not "it might hurt", it WILL hurt eventually. If you want a fit body, you have to accept a lot of pain and displeasure to earn it. If you want freedom of speech, you have to accept that people will say things that are hurtful or wrong. If you want a beautiful garden, you need rainy days to make it happen. Anything good or worthwhile in life requires risk, sacrifice and pain. That's not a bad thing, that's what makes it valuable. So accept the risk, make peace with it, and go get what you want anyway. You are adaptable, you can handle it, and most of the time, whatever you're worried about, the fear is worse than the reality ever will be. It's better to try and fail but know than to live life wondering "what if?", because regret is a worse pain than rejection or loss. Rejection and loss can be lived with or overcome, but regret is irreconcilable, and usually comes from what you didn't do but wish you had.
>>34527447Really beautiful write up. I hope this isn't AI because it's really nice.>>34525990As a man turning 30 in a couple of days I feel you bro. I also want a pain free way.For me dating apps do it, the pain can be processed alone and the hail Mary's are usually on text and the context is a dating context so I don't have to guess if they're looking for a guy or not, and above all - the opportunities keep presenting themselves, so I don't feel like I'm missing out so badly.That being said I don't get many matches, not at all. Therefore, going to pay soon. I'm sorry to all the American freaks who think that I'm funding the Jewish global elite. It is necessary for me to be able to find a partner and be happy. I will keep you all updated in time on my progress, I hope to God that I make it. And well, I suppose I hope you make it as well. Sometimes I wish I was an amerimutt because you all speak English over there
This threas irritates me. Everyone is talking about how love is pain and clap themselves in the back because "that sounds so profound bro", but they are basically telling you if you can't stand pain you're not worthy of love, so don't even try. That's nor profound, it just sounds profound bros.How about some real advice on how to minimize the pain?
>>34527570You can minimize pain if you make everything sterile, ie follow a set plan that you agreed upon beforehand in a .ppt presentation about how your relationship should advance. That is AFTER you negotiate every single aspect of your future relationship including but not limited to: number of dates, venues visited, escalation procedures and timeline. Every breach of agreed procedure will be met with an immediate reconvening to discuss damaged feelings and reroute the dating procedure.This existence of this thread irritates me. You fags should understand that there should be a degree of uncertainty and risk in dealing with other people that makes it worthwhile and exciting. Removing this you get an autistic rendering of a relationship in a best case scenario and an inability to start anything as a worst case.
>>34527570Nobody said anything about worthiness, that's your own self-deprecating attitude speaking. It's simply that you cannot HAVE love without pain. In order to find love, you have to risk and face things like rejection, insecurity, heartbreak, loss, and in order to keep love, it takes more. They're two sides of the same coin. Part of why women like it when a guy asks them out specifically is, one, to avoid that risk, and two, because it takes boldness and bravery to do so. If you're not bold or brave, that's fine, it doesn't mean you don't deserve love, but it does make it a hell of a lot harder to find or maintain. Just like pretty much anything else in life worth having, risk and sacrifice are what it takes to get them and keep them. Living a life avoiding pain, or minimizing discomfort, only leads to unfulfilled potential, missed opportunities, and a life half-lived. Living in fear makes you miss out on so much, you fall to indecisiveness, you fail to take the initiative, and that's how you wind up looking back in 20 years ruminating about what you wish you had done. Specifically for dating, if you want to minimize pain, then put all of your worries and doubts behind you and just go for it, because to do anything else will guarantee long-term pain, which is much greater than the short-term pain you might feel if you get rejected and feel bad about yourself. If that isn't acceptable, then, like you said, find a way to accept being alone.
as a white man in Europe pushing 40, I'm literally unhireable, I'm planning to continue studying next year if I don't get a job in the meantime (but still also probably)I'm becoming a decrepit boomer and I need a comfy office tier job to last me until retirement if I don't make it before then, I also need to like double my salary from the dead end wages because I simply need more money, is it worth going to uni to get a meme degree in some bullshit? or do I consider other shorter education that are more targeted to specific work roles?I was considering a bachelor in business n economics (because I wanna businessmaxx and make it with an own company), but shit I might even consider social work, hr, law, depending on what I get on the SAT/muh grades/acceptanceor if not uni I was considering sales/advisory sales roles for insurance or bank, or just doing accountingor I just go into IT and start like a level 1 support desk and level up and take some Networks certs and networkmaxx or some shit like that? or anything else relevant in IT I should do? atleast this way I can increase my salary eventually and it's not completely dead endPlease advice
>>34527837>or I just go into ITDefinitely no. Unless you have someone already prepared to hire you or knows lots of people in IT that can get you a job. The job market is awful and CS grads have less job prospect than arts degree grads... It became a meme field.
>>34527859Yeah, and AI has already replaced those jobs with companies only paying 1 older admin 2x-3x his salary rather than paying 5x or 10x to different people or new people. There are no comfy jobs anymore.
>>34527859I hear that and that's why I steered away from getting a it meme degree to begin with, even though it was my main interest desubut I hear networking and other shit is still relevant, and again, just start on support lvl1-2 get some certs, work a bit, and change roles into networkingshould be fine ? no?
>>34527876True.>>34527877>I hear networking and other shit is still relevant, and again, just start on support lvl1-2 get some certs, work a bit, and change roles into networking>should be fine ? no?A very big maybe... There's a surplus of people wanting to do this. I don't want to discourage you, but don't place all your hopes in this. It would be way easier if you had people you know in the field, willing to hire you. There's people with 5+ years of experience not getting any attention right now, all because they lack connection, not competence. If you like the field, you should study it, but the job market shows no signs of recovering.
>>34527837I love this slut. I wish i had a quirky autistic titcow gf
I know it looks disgusting, but is my burn wound ok? WTF is that brown/green spot? Is it infected? I asked AI but it gave me some bullshit
>>34525166Looks pretty normal for a burn. Keep an eye on it though, if it doesn't start healing or looks worse, you should head to an urgent care.
>>34525166Did you use charcoal? Good idea. Nice puncher.
>>34525166You are doomed. Doomed! DOOMED!!
>>34525166OP it looks fine. Just wondering, did you let it run under cool water immediately after it happened?
>>34525166Fine anon, I've had wayy worse, don't worry
There's this girl who is into me and I into her, she's been through some shit, so we're taking it slow, we haven't really been with each other yet, but I have been with some chicks casually but I can't seem to enjoy sex and making out that much, it's whatever, but I still desperately long for romance, and every time I look at her my heart starts racing, I really enjoy my time with her. Idk what to do, idk what I want, it's all so confusing, I'm not even young, I'm 28yo.
>>34527684If things start becoming more serious between you two, you’ll need to be honest with her about this. A complete lack of libido can become a major incompatibility if the other person expects a regular intimate relationship. It’s not really something you can compromise on long term. Talk to her openly, she may feel the same way and have little or no interest in intimacy herself. But if she doesn’t, it may be kinder to let each other go rather than stay in a relationship where both of you end up hurt or frustrated.
>>34527755That's a good thing to talk about and consider yeah.She's low libido herself, she showed sexual interest in me and I have sexual interest in her but the times I've had weren't that great, and I did just to get it done, so I'm not even sure how I feel like.
>>34527684You should plap that ass
>>34527684Don't get me wrong, sex is extremely important in a relationship.That said, your partner should be just that. A partner. Someone who you can lean on and someone you would let lean on you. When you have a bad day, you want them to comfort you and vice versa. A vast majority of your life problems cannot be fucked away. They need a companion. A helper. Someone to give you a pound of flesh when needed.Basically what you're feeling is good. It isn't lust. Its that "I feel this person will make my life better" feeling and that is extremely good and rare.Any girl in skinny jeans can make you lust. Not every girl can make you have THAT feeling.So keep it going. Keep it natural. Don't force anything. Intimacy will come when it needs to. But at face value this sounds like a green flag.
how do I make sure my gynecologist is gay before letting him treat me? he acts fruity, but I'm worried he's actually bi
>>34527574>men think about sex all the timeYes, just not with you. Now go treat your vagina.
>>34527574No. Only every 3 minutes
>>34524902Gay gynecologists don't really exist OPIt's either a woman or a cis man.
>>34527574This post made me so horny anon IDK why lol just guy things I suppose xd
I would rather scrape my entire pussy off with a rusty razor blade than let a man examine meYou must be fat and desperate lol
I just turned 24 and have no gf and no signs of getting one. Any advice?
>>34527834You forgot to label >strait of hormussy
>Iran>not Persian
>>34527834Have you ever asked one out? Have you ever actually spoken to a real live girl?
>>34528199Yes. They all reject, ghost, or refuse to carry on a conversation
>>34528204Real
How can I get myself to get over all the traumas I went through as a kid. I need to get over it and get a grip. I need to stop being so stuck in the past. Because I need to grow and get out of this low.But it somehow feels impossible to let go of some things.I try to talk them in therapy but therapists always just look over them and never actually work it with me.
>>34527495I fucking hate you k
>>34527661good for you ^_^
>>34526572Go to a gym
>>34527669can you think of a better thing...?
>>34527495You walk in and say "Today I really want to talk about_____"
Ouch, I just got a really big wound. The bad thing is that it wasn’t caused by me, and it definitely wasn’t from a simple fall or anything normal. I have more wounds that are even worse and bigger. I truly need help. It hurts…
Lmfao.
>>34527969Here's a wild, off-the-wall thought.Go to a doctor.
>>34527969Doctor. In the meantime, wash it with rubbing alcohol and then put gauze and bandages over it. Neosporin too. Change the bandages once or twice a day. This doesn't replace going to a fucking doctor
>>34527969How does it feel? I've had scraped like this from skating a million times, you need to use sanitizer or alcohol to rub on it and cover also taking a bath or long a hot shower to clean it might help. If it feels weird you should go to a doctor though, do you think it is infected or fine?
>>34527969This is the THIRD time this week.Consume vitamin C rich foods, and rub some alcohol on it if it a non-fungal wound.
