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How fucked are you if you're a NEET with no skills or work experience by 30?
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Use your brain and computer as a tool and stop being a bitch or you are completwly useless.
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>>33921286
Just get a diagnosis of autism or chronic fatigue and go on welfare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5up_YZBvqA
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>>33921286
At 30 you're not NEET. You're a bum.
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you can literally start tomorrow
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>>33921286
ive worked my entire life and feels like every second im at home i will end up swallowing the gun and just fucking stop sustaining this miserable, less that dignified life.

You can and do have what I always wanted. And yet, you think it's shit, you think it's a failure, you don't like it. How do you think that makes me feel? God I hope my end is painless.

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Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
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The music can stop suddenly at any moment right before the crescendo.
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>>33929467
Now why would you say this?
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>>33929261
No, I’d probably go for cows.. they have big tits!
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>>33929452
huh? you shit with your ass all the time, but it doesn't wear out. muscle band elasticity isn't like clothing elasticity, you utter retard...
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it is legitimately mindblowing how agonizing the feeling of being alone is. It actually disturbs me how deeply it can go.

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failed the last course i need to graduate uni for the the 3rd time in a row. 30k in debt. im born to be a slave
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>>33924932
i never skip class but cant learn because im a low iq monkey destined only for slave labor
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>>33924870
Autists can't even run, if they could then police wouldn't be able to catch them so easily even if they have retard strength.
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One course?

Considered trying it another institute and transferring it back across?
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>>33924846
You're gonna give up because of some uni course?
Fuck that uni, fuck that course. If it doesn't work for you, find something else. You're only screwed if you just give up, but there's other ways. Consider non-degree jobs, apprecticeships, etc.
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>>33924846
Which course? And what about it are you struggling in?

I am a third-year engineering student, and I truly haven't spent more than twenty minutes studying. I barely pass my classes, and I have failed some of them. I try my best to follow clues and patterns in my exams to solve questions, but as the classes get harder, I fear I won't be able to get by this easily. How do I break the pattern?
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Drop out and give that space to someone else who deserves it, you’ve went this long without putting in any effort, I’m sure you’ll be fine leaving, it’ll be good for you to switch to something else that’ll make you feel less stressed
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>>33928069
I've tried to have that talk with my parents many times, but my dad is very insistent on me getting that degree, so I'm forced to do it, and I've made my peace with that, I must figure out how to go about doing it now, especially as someone who usually gets through academics with pure luck
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>>33928080
Well best of luck to you, I’m not gonna hold you to it, don’t say I didn’t warn ya

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>female
>like a guy at uni
>we have 1 class together, never talked to him, see him only once/twice a week, once he only looked nicely at me and once i forgot phone in class and he gave it back to me
>decide to approach him outside, he was with his friend, it was dark
>told him we have that class together
>"ohhhh its you!" he started yapping something, i was confused
>asked for his ig
>"uhhh yes sure"
>he gave me his phone, i typed my ig down, but he had no signal, therefore it couldnt find my ig
>i told him
>not sure if he heard me, gave his phone back
>we said our byes
>he said we will see each other next week (we have class together next week
>no request til the rest of the day
>idk if he didn't have the ig to send me a request or if he simply didn't want to

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>>33927587
Idk femanon, he seems to not be very interested in you. It could be that he has a gf or a crush on someone else.
Maybe he is oblivious though because of low self esteem.
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>>33927695
i find him attractive but my friends don't think so
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>>33927663
Yes, it’s entirely possible he doesn’t get that. When person A does something abnormal to person B, person B can’t get any information out of the interaction because they have no baseline to tell if that is normal behavior for person A.
>t. got confessed to with chocolates once
I didn’t even realize what had happened until like 5 days later. Just do things the normal way and if it works it works.
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>>33927750
ill try once again and be straightforward, thanks
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>>33927896
Best of luck anon!

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hello… so i wanna say in late septemberish, i caught my bf ahem… pleasing himself, to pirated of content. it came a surprise bc he always shits on simps and whatnot, and honestly it really hurt me, he was extremely nervous so he blurted out what it was, saying “petite, brunette”, and honestly that hurt me even more bc that’s exactly me.

having all this happen was kind of an info hazard to my brain, while we got over it, and set boundaries, and he was extremely, extremely apologetic, sometimes it comes to my brain again. and it hurts. it does. it’s not something that ruins my entire day or anything, but it just makes me think. i wish i could just unlearn it. truthfully our sex life did get better bc of all this stuff, it encouraged me to really give it my all in that department and he’s been so happy about that, i as well. on that hand, it’s good it happened i guess, but god, it still rings through my head sometimes

how can i take steps to get fully past this? he clearly wants me, he gets very feral over me, so i know it wasn’t just him wanting something he doesn’t have. he was basically on his knees asking for forgiveness, he knew how much it destroyed me and we set a boundary after and he was completely fine with it, especially after all the steps i’ve taken to make him even happier.

i wish to fully erase this from my brain, and fully get over it. i don’t want it to even come to mind. how can i cope with this? i’m a lovey dovey woman so i couldn’t even fathom the very thought of pleasuring myself to someone else. thank you.

pic unrelated, but funny nonetheless
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Note sure what steps you can take, other than forgiveness and moving on. Men should have willpower, but porn is very addictive and he clearly felt guilty so he knew it was wrong. No excuse for him, but since you say you are now giving it your all it sounds like you recognize you weren't before. Glad you have set clear boundaries.
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are you retarded? he literally masturbated to the thought of you. and you find that disgusting? leave him his privacy and let him masturbate. everyone does. he obviously loves you. when I dated a fat chick, I masturbated to chubby porn. since I married an asian, I am masturbating to asian porn. that is a sign of affection. you should be worried when he masturbates to cuck and cheating porn.
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>>33927939
thank you for your kind response. i really appreciate it. i think you’re likely very right that there’s not much i can do but just keep it out of mind and not let it affect me. yeah, it really did kinda help me out of my shell, it didn’t make me do anything i didn’t want, but it gave me a bit of a push to be more like me. thanks again.

>>33928020
i don’t know how you classify that as the thought of me if it’s other women… i get men jerk it, and maybe im wrong for hurting as much as i do, but i can’t control the way i feel. it is a spiral of wondering if the other women are better, and what they have that i don’t. i get where youre coming from, but emotions are a bitch.

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How to tell my parents I'm quitting yet another job without them getting mad
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>>33927668
I'm planning on neeting for 1-2 months first though since I haven't done that in 6 months
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>>33927680
Okay, why did you pretend you wanted advice? That sounds like a good way to get your parents pissed off at you.
It’s like you’re trying to make your resume look bad on purpose.
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>>33927752
My internship is ending in a week and I don't want them to give me the job because I suck ass at it, so I want to meet for like 2 months then I'll look for another job. Since I'm probe to quitting jobs I need like a good reason to have an excuse or something
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>>33927765
Start looking now, anon.
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>>33927981
That's not the topic I asked in the op

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How do you -actually- filter out undateable women?

I'm 28. Only recently entered the dating market, it feels like everyone learned this in their teens while I'm way behing
It feels like the only women I attract are crazies that mask themselves among normal people...
Like, "drown your hamster", send pictures of cutting, defame you, sabotage themselves and then you, sort of crazies...

I'm beginning to feel any woman attracted to me is a red flag. But then wtf am I meant to do??
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>>33927836
Dating you is the red flag
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It seems you have been following this advice
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/27CaIyLmOxY
what do you expect?
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>>33927836

I had a woman who I dated 6 times said I molested her because I tickled her with her clothes on, on her sides.

Most single women over 25 have some type of mental problem, which is why they are single.
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You have a tastefully lewd picture of a crazy hot girl
>>33927852
True if op is a type himself
He probably is

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>message girl
>looks indian
>shoot
>get this
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>>33925948
For real bro, speak facts brother
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>is that a yellow girl?
>ZAAANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI xD HAHAHAHA NIPPON KAZAUWAAAA \(^o^)/
>well i thought it was funny. are you from korea?
>wtf don't block me you fucking whore
Holy cringe
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>>33925841
>be racist
>dodge a curry bullet
based
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Kek. Pandering. Why would you do that bro
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>>33925852
many such cases

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how do i find people with nihilistic inclinations similar to my own?
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>>33927662
i dunno, i want to engage in some form of rebellion or some shit. i read aku no hana by shuzo oshimi and felt inspired.
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>>33927635
Probably a philosophy discord server or some other place for unemployed 27yos.
>>33927662
This, don't expect them to like you, they hate themselves and this life they've been given anyways.
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>>33927794
i want a nihilism with vitality, not "fat redditor gave up on life" energy
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>>33927864
>i want a nihilism with vitality, not "fat redditor gave up on life" energy
You have no clue what the words you're using means, OP. You're not making any sense.
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>>33927869
I WANT Nihilism that provokes and challenges, rather than one that surrenders.

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Now what
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>>33920718
>This guy actually stuck his dick in poo
LOL
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>>33920853
Get in contact with her parents and tell them that you, a white man, has impregnated their daughter. Depending on the type of Indian they are, they might convince her to abort.

Also, force her to eat steak. If you're going to be a dad, the least you can do is not make a family with a vegan cow worshipper.
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>>33920853
make her parents hate you and convince her you're a drug addict.
Indians still believe in castes, so make them believe you belong to a lower caste and the girl will be disgusted at the thought of having a child with you.
Unless she's been targeting you from the start, which is likely, given how she wasn't on contraception to begin with.
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>>33920718
Do the needful, sir.
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>>33920718
Any updates, OP?
You haven’t just been sitting on your hands, have you?

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Im 25 years old and I havent been able to get women so far, but I have a great idea for a career that im confident will make me money, I want to give up trying to find a gf and just focus on money, then I think I can pursue prostitutes later, I have an 8 inch dick and think I could probably attract only fans girls for sex if I was rich, Does it make any difference to think this way? Is this a good plan?
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>>33927664
I'm sorry, that's a good reason to get a gf. I still don't think OF whores is a good plan to address this. I think you just have to do regular dating
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>>33927672
Thats crazy, everything will work out, if its an improvement its a minor improvement, not like the freedom of not having a partner
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>>33927636
It's a signal, you know rejection and you still want to put your heart into it for a small sense of hope, pretty much a gambler's mindset.
Don't be a sexual degenerate, be a good person, repent and humble yourself, if you do so, you'll let go of these urges and they won't make you unhappy since you would be indifferent to them, not controlled by them.
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25 years old
8 inch dick

25 + 8 = 33 (freemason faggot symbolism)

2 + 5 + 8 = 15
1 + 5 = 6
6 = 3 x 3 (freemason 33 symbolism)

Judging from the numbers appearing in your post, it must be assumed that you're a liar posting bait for (you)'s.

But, if you're not lying, perhaps you should consider joining your local chapter of freemason-child fucker-antichrist-cocksuckers and sell your soul for a chance to wet your tiny wang in the pristine pussy that is reserved for the secret society members.

You sure are weird enough to fit in with them and you're a porn junkie; as a regular civilian, these facts automatically prevent you from you from getting laid. Of course, as a freemason, you'll only be fucking temple prostitutes (most of whom are children) but you won't mind since you lust for prostitutes on OF.
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I'm sure there's some app for big dick niggas like yourself. Fuck some size queens.

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I have a eproctophilia (fart fetish) and I enjoy facesitting, how do I confess that to my boyfriend? Would I ever have to if our relationship deepens? We are 6 months in
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>>33927516
>its the other way around
>the other way around
>other way around
>other way
>around
https://youtu.be/k1-TrAvp_xs
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>>33927531
Its a fantasy I kind of want to confess, I don’t want him to actually do it to me
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>>33927706
I've farted in a couple of women's mouths while they ate my ass and they never said anything. Was nice.
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>>33927516
Lmao
How do even develop this fetish as a woman?
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I feel like hot/cold in dating doesnt work unless you are a 9 or 10

everyone says "be warm, then back off a bit" and lately in chatting with girls on dating apps, even organizing discord calls with girls, the second I back off and go "cold" to not seem kiss-assy to them, they just ghost me, likely getting attention from one of the thousand other guys in their dms. Ive seen that im supposed to back off a bit to show i have other things going on, but they just dont give a fuck and go do their own thing, never messaging me again.

Literally what the hell am I supposed to do? How does hot/cold even work if in our modern world a girl can just get attention from a thousand other guys in an instant?

The ultimate blackpill is that the longest lasting and closest most intimate relationship ive ever been in (been broken up for a couple of years now, single ever since) was the result of flirting for 3 messages, then I sent a dick pic. She came over, we fucked the next day, then I remained extremely "hot" with her and it just worked. I just kept bugging her for sex until we were in a relationship. Lasted about 5 years.

This whole thing is fucking bullshit
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>>33927434
I work remote and im out of college. Are you suggesting I just hang around colleges like some creep? is that your go-to strat?
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>>33927657
>I work remote and im out of college
Then get creative instead of whining all day kek
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>>33927666
thats why im here asking for advice on my current approach holy fuck what is this board even for
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>>33927685
If you don't have a social circle from which to find women through friends or any kind of social you activity you enjoy from which to build a social circle, you aren't trying. And just enjoy whining.
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>>33927703
how the fuck do you find a new social circle being out of college and working remote?

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How to stop masturbating when bored?

20f
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>>33923313
Love how the foid had to let everyone know that she has a cunt. I never used to dislike women but I'm beginning to realize that all of the incel rhetoric of them being attention seeking whores is more often than not correct
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Do something productive.
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>>33923313
I mean it's a gross habit but not really bad for ya.
Don't pick up a bad habit and over correct.
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>>33923313
Everyone masturbates sometime or another so don't worry, it feels good so enjoy it. If you're doing it too often and it's causing physical pain because it's raw or something then try wearing garden gloves or something that's a barrier to you rubbing one out. Take all your batteries out of your toys too.
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>>33923313
Unless you have an addiction this is not necessarily a bad thing. Religions deeming masturbation as a bad thing is bullshit. However if you're masturbating so much to the point that it hurts then yeah it might benefit you to cut back some.


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