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Any tips for working night-shift full time? Recently got an overnight front desk job at a hotel. I heard night shift is really hard on your health
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>>33835259
Read. You are being paid to read books. Enjoy it.

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Out scrolled /adv/, bye losers. Have some (adv) pics and farewell. Have a good one. Delete my thread if you want, retards

I'm done with this place.

Eternal lurker has finally finished their lurk.

Anyone know any better places to browse? Lurk? Etc. for content

What do YOU browse regularly/routinely? Where do you collect inspiration or knowledge from? Current events? Keeping up with insider knowledge? Yadda? Collections, collective

Post the stack.
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>>33834617
You want advice, but not for yourself? So you want to satisfy your curiosity.. about what?
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>>33834617
>Real a$s niga Encore Sage
Anyway, you're not a "lurker" because you often comment here..
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>>33834891
Others and their plights. And overlaps or deviations with my own plights. And the current problems or ambitions plaguing 4channers or tourists of 2025

>>33835001
Yes I had to break the curse of lurk by commenting a bunch
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What are you really looking for?
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>>33835223
Eternity.

Can a man ever truly be himself in a relationship?
>Open up
>Dont keep your guard up
>they leave

Is the game always pretending you're the most swag nigga alive?
>NOOOO NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS
Why wouldn't they be? They want us to be a fantasy version and when we fall short, they hate it
Look, you dont need to be andrew tate but crying to a girl does seem like a bad idea
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>>33834652
why shouldnt women hate moids, when you admit that all you want to do is rape and torture women and girls?
you're the ones who demand that we throw our lives away.
unlike moids, women are not a hivemind.
>That's worked just fine for me.
and yet you continue to ask for sex slaves. almost as if you're evil for the sake of it or something...

>I think we'd get along in another life
you want to lie to me for sex, stealth, give me excruciating sex while refusing to listen yo what i tell you to do, choke me, rape me, and cheat on me.
why would i ever get along with a moid? all they want to do is make the world worse
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>>33814442
>Can a man ever truly be himself in a relationship?
No.
>>Open up
>>Dont keep your guard up
>>they leave
Pretty much
>Is the game always pretending you're the most swag nigga alive?
Yeah
>>NOOOO NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS
They are
>Why wouldn't they be? They want us to be a fantasy version and when we fall short, they hate it
Pretty much
>Look, you dont need to be andrew tate but crying to a girl does seem like a bad idea
Yeah, never cry or show any sort of vulnerability or weakness, they'll eat you alive for it.
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>>33834592
Having to take a small select group of bad dates to assume it is everyone, is illogical and inaccurate. That is like having me say that because I got bit by a pit bull and that the news keeps saying terrible things about pit bulls, that I should automatically say every pit bull is violent and dangerous, which is false.
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>>33834922
>you want to lie to me for sex, stealth, give me excruciating sex while refusing to listen yo what i tell you to do, choke me, rape me, and cheat on me.

No lady I meant have conversations about the way shit is. Why the fuck are you a psycho? Starting to think you're some weirdo fetishist with the whole choking and raping tirade you're on
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>>33834905
you're tweaking lol you sound like every incel loser man I've read/heard talk and you're on about "moids," go outside once in a while. Inb4 "I'd get raped and choked by a moid"

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How doi become funny on 4chan? Ive come to the realisation after posting on 4chan for a over 10 years (oh my fucking god). Im like 40% funny, do i just shitfling until it sticks?
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>>33835122
Post your small flaccid penis on a steam deck

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TLDR: Fucked a friend and I want more sex, FWB thing but now she is not interested anymore..
What do?

Last year I met a girl in my friend circle, I was not interested at first as I found out she is a bit of a hoe. She was interested in me and made lots of remarks that she would like to come to my place etc.. I even was there for her when she was on pills and going though some shit and I didn't take advantage of her

Fast forward a year later I now have not had sex in ages so I decide it's time to dip it.

We go for a walk, I tell her she is cute, we make out, we both turn each other on. She is busy the next few days so she come over to my place after maybe 2 weeks.

Here is where it gets fucked up.

We are making out on my bed and I get ED when we are about to fuck... ruining the passionate vibe, I manage to get it in but cum in 3 strokes. She stays the night and we make cake 3 more times with each getting better IMO

The morning I have prepared breakfast, we talk, go for a walk, etc.


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>>33831128
Just leave it. If she comes back, cool. If not, whatever. You don't get closure from chicks like this. Just doesn't happen.

If you try to talk to her about your feelings, you'll turn her off forever. Fucking around for them is like a fatty eating away their feelings. They don't engage with emotions. Ever.

If your need for closure is what's driving you, you're going to crash and burn. Tbh it sounds like that's what's going on here. You got burned, and now you want her back so you can be the one to walk first. That's a bottomless pit. With hoes and thots, the ambiguity is neverending.
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>>33831137
Thank you for the rational advice bruh

Ok, Im going to stop resing this thread now

Have a great life guys and don't forget to take your Creatine, DMT and go to the Gym
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Man, I wish I could have these problems. I’d love to have a mixed-sex friend group of people who aren’t fat, ugly retards. I’m attractive, I have had several handfuls of women throw themselves at me in the pst but in my ripe old age of 24 years old, I’ve become a recluse. I spend the majority of my time indoors and refuse to leave for I have creative and intellectual pursuits that I think of constantly but in the back of my mind, I’m always thinking about the social experiences that I’m missing out on
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>>33826538
Just enjoy your turn and know when to get off
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>>33826538
Behold: faggot dude has first run-in with modern woman. This needs to break you dude, this needs to ruin you for a little bit. You need to become numb, hardened, angry. Become a damn man. Get into the cocoon.

I love you bro, hope you know that.

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If you had to give me 3 of the most important general pieces of advice that you have learned according to your life so far, what would they be? Like, 3 lessons that defined your fuckups/successes in life. Anything of that level to keep in mind? Can you explain in as much detail as you could for clarification sake? Thank you in advance.
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>>33834450
Ambition is far more important than aptitude.
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>>33834450
Self improovment starts with extremely slow progress for 10 years and then it reaches a tipping point where massive results come all at once.
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>>33834450
Save more money
Study
Don't trust moids, they just want to rape and torture people
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>>33834450
No porn.
Spend less time on the internet.
Go outside.
>Can you explain in as much detail as you could for clarification sake?
Fuck no.
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>>33834450
theres little point in feeling sorry for yourself
life can still hit you with a blindside haymaker when you're navel gazing

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I know this isn't /g/ but want to know. How do I make headphones like these tighter?
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The knobs?
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>>33834741
The knobs that you see are not for adjusting
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>>33834736
OP here. I give up I tried everything and am just going to buy an new one

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i'm neither a furry nor a therian. i wanna be an actual cat, there's something very special about them that i can't explain, they are so cute and interesting, i like how they act, how they move, the sounds they make, their anatomy, it's something that makes me wanna live forever because of their presence, i don't feel human anymore, i feel like a cat. i wanna kill all humans since they still haven't forgiven for the crimes they did against the ancestors of my kittens.

i would do anything to let my kittens live forever, even if they don't understand me. tldr how do i become a cat?
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You'll never be a cat. The most you can do is serve them.
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>>33834782
Youre a therian
>i wanna kill all humans since they still haven't forgiven for the crimes they did against the ancestors of my kittens.
Youre schizo enough to be a therian too.
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>>33834782
Shit in a box and you're halfway there.

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How do I cope with missing out on an amazing deal for a gaming PC?
>Be me, in the market for new PC
>Notice this 4070 PC with an i7 and whatever mumbo jumbo, im normally a console fag for $550
>Don't pay attention to it for a few days and end up settling for this 1080ti PC for $200
>The seller for the 1080ti wastes my time, I lose my job because I waited too long for him to never show up and couldn't make it
>After the deal falls through message 4070 PC seller I ignored for days and he tells me he already got a buyer
Now i settled for this dogshit 2012 gaming laptop that barely runs 2013 games
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Find another one.
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>>33834786
You should make more money so you don't have to buy shit 2012 hardware. If you can't then just buy a console, it's way cheaper.
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>>33834924
I live in the middle of nowhere and it's pretty much a hole as I have to commute 250 or so miles to the nearest big population centers to make more money but I need money to begin with to afford a vehicle that can regularly make those commutes. I have a 125cc scooter I ride around the farms and the small dead downtown but it would take forever getting to a city and my family is also poor and can't buy a car for me. I was hoping once I get a PC I can just pirate games and full time NEETmax I won't need any more money but now that I missed out on a good PC to last forever idk if that's feasible

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Should I give this a try? I've basically given up all hope.
Please help.
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>>33834451
Stick your head in the microwave silly nigga.

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If I'm waiting in line, what should I do if the person in front of me goes to do something off to the far side, and then comes back moments later expecting to be in front of me again?
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>>33832453
They should ask you first for your permission to leave the line. If they just leave without saying anything, just move and ignore if they come back.
>They will start to argue and make a fuss.
Let them. It's easier when you have trained yourself to be in syntony with the "it's no my problem mentality".
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>>33832499
This may seem stupid and passive aggressive, but if I don't really mind waiting, and someone in front of me leaves the line, I immediately go to the back of the line, or just leave entirely, so that when they come back, they wonder where the fuck I am and how they're gonna get back in line if I'm not there.
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>>33832453
If your ass denied me coming back in line you would be the smallest dick person in the world. I would stand there anyway. If your ass decides to make a fuss I'll act oblivious and wait for security to come over. This is the most pathetic hill to die on.
In a high trust society (Netherlands) people will even wait for you until you return even if it's your turn to scan. And if they didn't wait then they'll let you go right after them. Don't be a filthy low trust person. Make your environment better. Be the change.

Though I do agree that it's better to ask, but sometimes people forget, don't be an asshole
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>>33832687
>If your ass decides
My ass does not do such things. My brain is in my head.
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So what's going on here? Anything good?

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I finally got enough money to pay my debts and suddenly bang… I get craving to go gambling and lost all my money that same night I’m being charged 30% interest what the FUCK do I do???
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>>33833715
>>33833721
Both of you are actually retarded.
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>>33833834
You’re stupid
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>lost all my money that same night
Yikes, see this is why I just buy lottery tickets. Low risk, high reward, as little as a dollar at a time.
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>>33834893
You break even yet?
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>>33833027
Declare banktuptcy.

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anyone in the UK used private healthcare and is it worth it? These uncaring doctors and waiting lists are making me wanna kms.

THE NHS IS FUCKING HORRID. I just got half-diagnosed by a neurologist after a year long waiting list. He told me that the physiotherapist that i visited TWO YEARS AGO were meant to diagnose me with the problem he found.
It's gonna take me another 2 months waiting list to visit physiotherapy AGAIN.
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>>33833544
>using my thread and question to force in your right wing loser schizo politics
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>UK is a 3rd world country
more news at 11
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>>33833492
Not OP but up in Canada we have a similar system and the universal healthcare is great if you're a NEET or poorfag you don't end up like all the other americans talking about how they can't afford to get some awful injury or infection taken care of and have to resort to posting on /adv/ if they can macgyver something out of baking soda, duct tape, and dish soap to deal with all the blood they've been pissing lately.

I'm glad that also should I get the big C at a finiancally unstable time in life I can always rely on the public system instead of going bankrupt or just letting the cancer have its way with me because at that point remaining alive and paying off the debt wouldn't be possible or worth it, or again never spotting the concert in the first place because I can't afford to go see any doctor anywhere.

However because of that exact same reason you end up with over 9000 hypochondriacs at every urgent care clinic and ER room clogging up the system with non-emergencies 24 hours a day.
Usually the same people who complain that the people with burns all over their bodies or severe brain damage or blood everywhere get to go ahead of them and their "I feel kinda funny today, I think" problem.
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>>33833487
Most of my family and I have private health insurance and it's lowk night and day difference.
If you're just a regular guy who doesn't go through a lot, I wouldn't say that it's worth it. For everyone else, yes.
>>33833552
Is he wrong tho? Not only the UK, but every European country (and Canada) public health care systems started to deteriorate since all these immigrants came in.
Its impossible to handle so many people, it's just unsustainable.

This isnt a right wing thing either, many leftist parties from different countries are starting to take on the anti mass/illegal immigration aproach.
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>>33833487
Why you mad? Thirdies are more important than native whites. Get used to it chud. The future is brown.

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Am I gonna die? Just noticed this thing on my thumb this morning. Doesn't really hurt even if I press on it, just feels numb.
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>>33832423
Crazy bitches like you.
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>>33832423
An abrasion that breaks capillaries but also does not break the skin. It's like bruising, but closer to the surface.
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>>33832421
Thank you for the actual answer
I was worried I got tetanus or some shit
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>>33832355
small-joint boneitis
just cut that finger off and you should be fine for a few more years
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>>33831850
Well you can hang yourself just to be sure it doesn't kill you...
Otherwise I would not worry.

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>MUHH BOUNDARIES!!
>MUH HEALTHY!!
>MUHH SOCIAL JUSTICE!
>MUHH TOXIC!
>MUH ABUSE!
>MUH MANIPULATION!
>HURR DURR DISENGAGE!
>HURR DURR NARCISSISM!
>HURR DURR NO CONTACT!!
>HURR DURR TRAUMA!!
>etc.
Those are a few examples of the words they use.
How the fuck do you even begin to respond to their bullshit? I can't block them because that means they've done an effective job of pissing me off and wasting my time. I want to bash their retarded rhetoric in. But how do I do it efficiently??????
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>>33829471
>>33829479
>>33829541
>>33829479
>>33829487
You're writing is so incoherent unhinged and dumb there's nothing to agree or disagree with. I can only guess you are triggered because you know that you're exactly the kind of toxic person they want boundaries to protect themselves from trauma from. I feel sorry for anyone who knows you in real life.
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>it's another "Genetic Dead-End can't comprehend that he's a Generic Dead-End despite dozens of normies saying it to his face on the daily thread"
I love hiding threads like these
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>>33829441
Exactly this.
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>>33829406
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/lmhec/
What are you doing in r9k? Your green post above made it sound like these were irl comments. TURN THE COMPUTER OFF GO OUTSIDE!
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>>33830877
Cope.


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