How old are you?

>three penis chambers

Do a little MS paint and help us out buddy

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here and 20

>>34393246
Go see a doctor dude. It might be nothing but better safe than sorry

>>34393996
bro I live in america I ca't afford that

Google apartments, townhouses, and other things for rent near you. You might consider section 42 for cheaper rent. Your requirements to rent can be specified by management, so get those pulled together.

>>34386962
google "first time renter advice"

>>34387564
Don't some places need SSNs?

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>>34386962
Bump

I’m a land lord I mostly only turn people down if they have a criminal record (disregarding petty shit and DUIs) or a history of not paying their bills. If you have any charisma at all and can talk to people in a way that makes them feel like you are responsible and a good dude that goes a long way.

>>34394946
Not into. She said she already tried it with her ex anyway.

>>34383803
Then be a virgin dumbfuck
Men want pure chaste cum receptacles but they don't want to keep it in their pants
Fucking hopeless retards

>>34394963
Let her sit on your face.

>>34394975
Have you ever considered that men and woman aren't the same? Women get the ick at virgins.

>>34395009
Not really

>>34391965
I'm 23 a nd a virgin too, suck my dick and balls too please

>>34391081
>I've already have tried multiple times
And you will fail again. And again. And again. And you will keep failing every time you try, until you realise you aren't competent enough to organise a suicide. And at that point you'll realise you have no choice but to live, and you have to try to find some way to deal with that uncomfortable reality.

>>34391081
>I'm 19f and i'm gonna kill myself.
No you aren't. People who actually succeed in killing themselves just quietly get on with it. They don't come on here looking for attention.

>>34391081
You are not done because your post is full of lies. You are pretending, not speaking the truth.
You still have to learn to be honest to yourself, and it will take some more years, or never.
Good luck.

>>34391081
There's like 1 in a million chance that you will actually off yourself (failed "attempts" don't count).

You can certainly take a break for a year or so but that amount is nowhere near enough to be able to live off from investments.

>>34395056
I guess, something modest
I really dont care about luxury apartments
And even tho it sounds nice, travelling around all year is tiresome and needlessly expensive
I would probably just do it a little bit during summer/autumn and then go back to home country and rent ( I have a family home but my parents are close by so kinda not very private even tho they are cool people)

>>34395079
well not taking a break, i will have to work for years to come thats for sure but for example I was thinking mostly to not go into big expenses right now like building/buying a house or apartment that would lock me into bank and job
especially when I dont know where to go in this life, and then maybe it will come to me over the years (maybe some woman will trap me and fuck me up and my freedom, maybe thats how it should be dont know, I almost married my ex but thats gone)
starting to think that wife and kids are the things that force the man to definitely decide (or be forced however you look at it)
but for now I can maybe utilize this mobility and freedom and be liquid instead of poruing everything into bricks and land

Fuck it bro you should go to Southeast Asia or South America and live on very little money per day. It’s a pretty smart plan. If you have the personality to make friends and don’t get anxiety about being alone in the world

>>34395232
yeah those are cheaper regions I guess
but I would kinda like to stick to Europe, I dont have balls to go that far into those bit more unstable societies and also I want to keep my motorcycle with me

maybe i will miss out for not going into SEA damn but still people will jsut want to use me , women especially , at least thats how I see it
In EU im a nobody "poorfag" , low profile

need some more wisdom please

>>34393818
and I wonder how cold and detached people like me come across.

>>34391796
It depends on where you live and the color of your skin. If a white male you should stay at least 6 ft away from a female. If you are a brown 19 yo Honduran illegal enrolled in high school you can rub any females pussy because they like it.

Just a warning for you guys. If you ever have a gf. Her "friends" are all over her.

>>34391796
yes they are do ok
depends on situation/your status with her
touching is generally ok if it's not a sex bodypart or a common erogenous zone
and if you are not hurting her and are not blocking her movement (if you are blocking her movement she will scare of rape ins
if you're gay any part is ok

>>34395493
Still should be pushing boundaries a little bit and seeing if you can get boob touches.

>>34391835
Males don't want to be touched as much as women?
Women are OK with their face being touched by stranger?

>>34395654
You can watch YouTube videos or take a class. Don't stand in your own way. If you want to learn, learn. Also there is a music production general thread on /mu/, but I don't know how helpful they'll be.

You're getting tripped up because you're too focused on some nebulous end state instead of willing to take the steps it takes to reach it.

There are FL Studio tutorials on youtube for literal children. You have to be okay with making absolute shit while you are still learning what you are doing.

>>34395379
It becomes an addiction the minute someone feels irritable or restless when they have to go without it. It's an addiction when it consumes most thoughts throughout a day.

If you really want to know about it for academic reasons than try it yourself anon. Im not going to spoon feed you.

>>34394875
It could be a number of factors. Maybe they regretted their actions, maybe they liked you or the work you did for the company, maybe it's just standard procedure in the company do give bottles of champagne for employees that are leaving...

Why did you think they were two-faced? How did they usually behave? Why didn't you like them?

>>34394908
Also, to sage a thread, write Sage on the Options field. That'll make you not bump the thread.

>>34394911
>why were they two faced

Well my direct supervisor decided to fuck me over in a disciplinary hearing after I “failed” to back him up during a face to face incident with another department that we work alongside with. From my perspective the guy had it under control, plus he had an open phone line to the receptionist so she could hear the whole thing go down aswell, which shows he wanted it to escalate.

The supervisor above him also had issues with me. She had an issue with me in regards to what I said to her boss (who wasn’t offended by what I said), but still felt the need to talk to me about it. I did not like how she approached me about it. She even threatened to stand me down from my post, if I wasn’t good enough for the job.

>>34394950
Man, sounds like people there were on the edge all the time, wtf
Maybe they had their reasons, maybe they were facing some sort of struggle in the company, or maybe even a personal one, but in any case, if they acted so jumpy for no reason, then maybe you're better off leaving the place. Then again, only (You) can say, at the end of the day.

If you're feeling sort of conscious about it you can maybe contact them and talk things out just to clear the air between you, so that there're no hard feelings.

>>34395473
>sounds like people were on edge all the time

You’re not totally wrong. What you need to understand about the job was that I was a security officer for a corporate security site that had a very sensitive client (site manager). Its not the most accurate statement, but we were all afraid of her, because ultimately she was afraid of the tenants making a complaint, since they paid her shitloads. So as a result, we were constantly micromanaged to prevent the tenants from being unhappy. At the start of my time there I constantly got complaints from higher ups including the site manager that I looked sad (i have a resting sad face) so I had to force myself to be look as happy and enthused as possible whenever I saw her around. Coupled with the fact that the building was planning on trying to be sold to someone else in the future so we all had to do our best for prospective buyers and you can sort of see the strain that plagued the managers, which i. Turn affected us. Like my supervisor said, its a constant cycle of shit.

Ask chatgpt nigger

>>34395426
I don't want to speak to chatgpt, I want to speak to anons. I want their valuable insight, chatgpt barely gives me anything I need

>>34395407
>How do I become a NEET and get housing and money for free?
You can't. But to help you figure out what you are actually entitled to, talk to somebody at your local Citizens' Advice Bureau.

>>34395407
There's probably no way to connect a CRT TV to a computer; the resolution isn't high enough to accept the signal. They did used to make CRT computer monitors - if your computer has a VGA output, that will work. But a monitor won't be able to receive TV programmes.

>>34393399
> play with my action figures mainly for taking pics of their poses in real life situations and posting them online for fun.
That sounds great.

I don't know, to be honest, the way you write it sounds like something an autistic person would do. But what you write doesn't tell the whole story.
Passion for something isn't so easy.

>>34393399
Read the DSM-5 entry (search engine query: "dsm5 filetype:pdf"). If you think you fit at least a few of the criteria, then continue. Next, consider some (inevitably mediocre) online tests like the following: https://embrace-autism.com/raads-r/#test. If your result seems somewhat notable, then continue. Then, if you still think there's a chance you really are on the spectrum, then find a local psychologist who is willing to test adults. Such a search would look like: "[local city/town] asd psychological evaluation adults"

And fwiw, nothing you said seems *too* weird, imo. There are normal people out there with unique interests and hobbies that they aren't vocal about.
t. diagnosed

>>34393399
there is no advantage that will come to you by being a certified autist. It will only harm you. Unless you actually want institutional accommodations like some kind of helpless black woman

>>34393399
You're not autistic as a diagnosis. You're just autistic as in, a modern word for nerd.

>>34392165
Think outside the box.

Most people want the same things, so to get what you want you either:
> be better
> put in way more effort
> have an unfair advantage
> or stop chasing exactly what everyone else is chasing

Instead of asking “how do I make my personality more attractive to women?”, ask what you actually want.

Sex? Company? Kids? Someone to, give affection, make you feel wanted?
Then ask: what’s the lowest hanging fruit that still gives me 90% of what I actually want?
If a girl is a bit uglier, fatter, poorer, older, awkward, from a rougher background, whatever — does it actually stop you from getting the feeling or experience you want?
You can still take her out, talk, laugh, cuddle, have sex, feel masculine, buy her gifts, get attention, get affection, build a life.

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I used to hang out with this chick who was pretty horroble to me, even if she didn't intend to be through her eyes she was badly affecting my mind. So one day I go up there with a bottle of vodka and try to fuck her sort of in the lamest way possible. She went to her room, I woke up the next morning and left, she never called me again, which is what I wanted. I was free. I look back at it now and I wonder why I was too pathetic to cut her out, but the fact is I was pathetic, that's what these kind of relationships do to you. So my advice is to quit spending money on E girls, hit the gym or learn an instrument or become well read or something and find yourself a chick who actually likes you and is healthy to be with. First step is a little faith. Good luck to you.

>>34392165
>and likes other people better than me who I doubt spend as much on her
She doesn't like anyone that watches her or donates, dumbass. It's a job.

>>34392165
>I just realized she doesn't give a fuck about me
Bro, most women do not give a fuck about you.

Grow a pair and go balls forward.

Always had low level tinnitus, never really knew I had it as I just thought it was brain static or something until a professional DJ I work with explained to me that it wasn't normal to have. I mostly tune it out, it's kind of like realizing breathing is self-concious and then conciously breathing for a bit before forgetting again.

>>34394560
That's good comparison. Depending on how bad it is, when you become consciously aware of it it feels like it's all you can hear. It's only until you stop thinking about it that it subsides.

Mine is usually like high frequency hiss. Listening to music or distracting yourself helps quite a bit. People also just learn to ignore it.

>>34394552
Sometimes annoying when trying to fall asleep, other than that it's fine. Lowers my quality of life a little bit, but whatever. I have bigger problems than that.

>>34394693
Well, nothing in life is an absolute guarantee. Like you said, you can take all the caution in the world and still die from something completely unrelated, but usually people live life based on observation of cause and effect and common sense, not on the exception or freak cases.

All in all, life is usually about balance. It's not good to overindulge oneself, nor does one need to live a completely ascetic, spartan life.

>>34394159
What is the advice you want?

If you don't want any I suggest you buy an ad next time.

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>>34394159
Only love matters. It's over

>>34394768
Let me guess, you don’t believe humans are causing climate change either?

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>>34395033
Women whose partners are women orgasm much more often and more reliably than women whose partners are men. Safe to say that has nothing to with dick size.

>>34395126
What a cop out comparison and a shit one at that. We're not talking about orgasms in general we're talking about a woman orgasming from a penis penetration alone. It requires a girthy large cock to get that job done, the "9/10 women can't do it" is a gay cope from dicklets who can't just admit their dick isn't big enough. And that's okay who cares, most men aren't hung like horses, only 10% are. That's why the number is only 1 in 10 women orgasm from penetration. It's because their boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy has a big dick

>>34393345
You're overthinking, she knows she is aging and wants to play before she is unfuckable.

>>34395033
My bf is 8.5in, very skilled hands. I haven't been with any other men. I still cannot reach orgasm without additional clitoral stimulation. There is the internal g-spot, but it's not *far* inside, it's like 4-5in deep and a little upwards.
Coming from a woman, it's not a myth. We can't really cum just from penetration, just like you probably can't cum from diddling your prostate. Don't be offended. We aren't doing it to hurt your feelings, or because you're inadequate.

>>34393345
She should buy one herself. It's not your problem. Especially if she's old.