Should I even bother with girls like this?>You: Hey, so you're looking for a boyfriend?>Stranger: Yes! But only if he likes the same stuff as me
>>34027419>girls like this? those are carefully manicured fantasies drawn up by lonely losers. they do not exist IRL
>>34028829Yes they do
>>34027419
>>34030465lol your mother... that guy was 100% fucking his mom back in the day
>>34030465Lol
I'm a 3'4'' (yes, 3'4'') woman and, while I am very attractive, not many men actually approach me. I get viewed like a small child.Is there any way that I can make myself look more adult?
>>34031917You are going to have to resign yourself to doing the approaching, I'm afraid.Can I be incredibly nosey and ask what specific form of shortness your body has?
>>34032100DONT FALL FOR IT OP HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE THE DAME PROPORTIONS AS MIDNA FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OR ROUGE THE BAT OR POPPY FROM LEAGUE. HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A SHORT STACK AAAAAAHHHHH
>>34031917I would absolutely smash a hot dwarf. Im sure youll find someone else that will. Lots of dudes are shameless. I wouldn't worry so much.
>>34031917Dark hair with a grey streak
>>34031917Stilts
Does your small penis keep you from taking yourself seriously too? Have you found a way to deal with it? How can I take myself seriously when I piss on my balls?
>>34033507Fourth from the left is good shit
I'm like 5.5"x5" and I want to kill myself. That's smaller in Western countries. Even if it's "average", being average is fucking horrible. Who wants to be average?
>>34032142There is absolutely no correlation whatever between race and penis size.
>>34032189Average is 5.2" length and 4.6" girth. You can lol all you like, that's just a fact.
8.3" x 6" and 6ft tall with visible abs but no gf and too depressed to even try anymore. The only gfs I had only gave me a a fews bjs then we broke up a few months in. What does sex feel like, bros?
Okay, I know this is a longshot. An extremely long... shot... but...Where can I find women that would love to date a sex offender?Maybe even get off on dating one?A dating site for sex offenders?
>>34020952The irony in this is that 99% of women are actually sex offenders they just avoid being charged because female worship and pussy privilege.
>>34031180I'm not giving up, goddammit, I'm just saying it's been a year.
>>34030270Negative zero even
>>34020952On the darkweb there surely are some, even that baby fucker singer who got killed got women to offer him babies somehow.
>>34031180yes, never give up bro LOL
My friend left me and said I am ASPD, I'm starting to think he was right, I am a pathological liar and aggressive and opinionated etc etc. That friend was the only person I was comfortable talking to and he approached me first. Should I accept being alone forever because I can't make new friends and my symptoms will ruin my life?
>>34032018Your friend is a midwitted idiot who has no original thought whatsoever and is incapable to critically think, that's why he plays armchair psychologist because he can only think about whatever YouTube PopPsych videos tell him to think along with reddit posts about "Personality disorders".You're not an ASPD. If you were an ASPD your friend would be swallowing his own teeth right about now after you booted his mouth shut. If you were an ASPD you would have already have done time in prison or juvie and have had violent episodes where you attacked students or teachers as a kid. If you were an ASPD you wouldn't be here on 4chan posting an image of an anime girl, you'd be selling slabs of coke or ketamine that you got for cheap off of contacts or the darkweb to make quick cash. Your friend sounds like a massive faggot for trying to diagnose people he felt offended by.
>>34032064you can have aspd and be a loser those things are not even close to mutually exclusive
I think I wanna losemy virgintiy and start having some lovemaking this summer, Im 21, not super smart, my mother says im attractive so that is good, I have an evil soul so I want tomake love with people that only want to have fun, I don't want to put a girl through that that like the ones my mum suggests who are religious or shy, they don;t esreve that, nor does anyone really deserve me having sex with them as I am an evil person but if a woman wants to take advantage of me and it is fun I am open to that. How can Ia dvertise this on like streetpole without exposing my idneitiy or are there other ways like advertising doing a job for someone that can aslo mean I am down to make love?
>>34029322Hope is the greatest of all evils for it prolongs the torment of man
>>34029322You should have 1 woman or 0. You have an evil soul is lie from Satan. Ask Jesus or his angels for guidance.
>>34030585I have 0 women.Not a lie it's the truth and I hope I get shot to pieces.>>34030497agreed.
>>34029322Just get yourself on Tinder. That's what it's for.
>>34033980You don’t have the right or authority to judge yourself. This is the right of God. Seek forgiveness and ask God for help. He only wants what is best for you. You only need to recognize him, confess your faulty thougths and deeds, ask for forgiveness, and then dedicate your life to Christ. This is much better than seeking more folly. Advice from the Bible:”7 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.…6 But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment.7 For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
How can I use the internet (social media) to find people to hang out with in my city? For example, I've been wanting to go to nightclubs with a group, rather than alone. I haven't been on social media since 2015.
I hate to sound like a wine mom but local Facebook groups are probably the quickest way
>>34032323Community boards for local district usually is a thing you can check! They post happenings going on usually at rec centers, libraries, and so on so on
>>34032323I overheard some people in the supermarket talking about "reddit parties" but I wasn't invited
>>34032323depending on where you live video games with more local servers are pretty great.I met basically all my friends through scp:sl on uk servers years ago.just try and hangout with them while they play other games with other friends and hopefully eventually you'll find someone kinda close to youannoyingly friendship is one of those things that's way harder if you seek it out directly, just try to meet people and you'll get there
I'm poor and have no frens so this would be my only gift this year. Appreciated.
>just scan this absolutely glowing link>pls bro just let me datafarm (you)>cmon bro just this onceyou are absolutely delusional and insane. are the mods shleeping or why is this thread still upherbal
theres domestic violence in my house. im 20 going on 21 and about to get 200 euros a week in neetbux unless something goes horrible wrong. whats the best way for me to get out of the house permanently? for the time being im staying in someones spare room but i cant forever. been looking into shit like van life or just building my own house in the woods or doing up an abandoned building and hoping i dont get caught and all sorts of othershit. i cant just move out because of how raped the job and housing markets are in ireland where live. i havent asked yet but i would assume the few friends i have would let me mail shit to their houses or do laundry/shower there if wherever i end up doesnt have all the shit i need for that.
>>34028717I'm pretty sure you can move to the UK without any restrictions. it's still shit but rent and jobs are generally better depending where you go Glasgow's quite nice, and if you live outside the city rent is pretty good, relatively good public transit as well
>>34032231ill loose my neetbux if i amnt in ireland for more than 2 weeks
>>34028717just call the police?anyways why would you live in the woods/abandoned buildings? there's no wifi, electricity, nothing really
1. Get job for income2. Lie how much you make, don't show the ace up your sleeve3. Tuck money aside till you have a safety net, pretend this doesn't exist and you're still miserable as-is 4. When enough is built up in the bank (in an account that is seperate from your abuser(s) make a break for it!5. Never turn back, this is a Clean Break. You are busting outta this joint and getting outta dodge. You will feel survivor guilt, ignore it. Never go back. Stay gone, any fate is better than where you are now. Eventually heal the arrested development and reflect but for now you must plot the escape.
>>34032607you might be boned. you got any job experience? if not make that your first and biggest priority.don't know your situation so it might not be possible but being able to rely on yourself for income is the most freeing thing you can do.other than that save your neetbucks and hope. make some friends, it's no job but if you can make some good ones they'll help you out
I cannot make friends. How do I make friends? I want people to come over and sit on my couch and play video games and eat pizza.
>>34028022I don't know anon. I am currently in uni and mostly surrounded by fake people, while we can compare our lifestyles or have similar view on things we are not made for each other for shit because I just know I'd be thrown under the bus."Friends" to me are just about gossip and the real ones are whoever stayed since elementary school or maybe high school, that is if they haven't moved on from you already lol.I have the same issue of making actual friends because honestly, people lack any hobbies and they care more about gossip or complaining rather than bringing some positivity to the world and having shared interests where you should logically have good time together.My best bet would be to go to certain events or places such as gym (if that is what you find interesting) and sometimes hitting people up because you like their haircut or making a small talk when the timing is right.I'm also lost in this because the perception of friends I've learned first was so much different from what it actually is. It's a shitty tribe where you look who's the bigger loser and always trying to find a victim, even within the group. They get so pissed off when you realize that stuff and leave them because it's a massive blow to their ego.
>>34030328Yeah.
>>34029782Multiplayer is online now.
>>34029782Indiana
>>34030328I think that's bullshit. It's more likely friends you used to have just moved on from you. Like married couples now hang out with other couples, their kid's friend's parents, etc. They don't want to associate with single losers anymore. Likewise, single people can find other people they associate with more and avoid you as well
> Be me (18, f)> Bf is Italian, his family is relatively accepting of me but I sometimes I catch them say a comment about me in their language> Usually something demeaning about the fact that I'm overweightThanks for reading this far I'm not 18 and not a female stop fucking reading and getting baited by all these bots pretending to be females, it's a psyop to get you to engage with threads while some coomer out there with an AI bot farm is jerking his tiny cock and making a YouTube video titled "how I changed/4chan's advice board forever (and it worked)"There are NO women on here or on the internet, only g.i.r.l sthanks for slopping by
>meet my wife in college,>she was 21, I was 27(didn’t start undergrad until I was 24, because I’m a retarded pot head)>wife is super smart, and gets 2 undergraduate degrees(CS) and a grad degree from UofM in bio statistics. >im get some retard degree because I’m fucking high and went to college for the wrong reasons (because I wasn’t doing anything else)(environmental science and regulatory compliance)>I’ve had 3 good jobs over the past 5 years, quit every single one because I fucking hate corporations and being professional. Also, I’m a retarded pot head, that gets angry and rage quits.>meet my wife’s cousin that runs a really successful mortgage brokerage, she says I’m a really good people’s person (I am, but sometimes the mask drops and my unprofessionalism shows )>she is currently offering me a job , but I have the past the test first I’ve failed 2 times now, each time by 2%.(two questions). Im completely embarrassed and demoralized at this point. It sounds retarded… but all I wanna do is learn 3d design and game programming. I just want to make a video game. I always liked being creative, but I know I’ll never really make money from it. I use to sing and play guitar for a band I wrote music for, before college. We sucked, but it was the most fun I’ve ever had. During Covid I started making edm music, but I had to work after college. Now all I wanna do is make 3d stuff and program my game. Basically, I’m a retarded failure. I have no job, so I just do one of my wife’s easy part time remote jobs (she has 3 now) for her (training ai models), walk the dog, and help clean the house. I have no income, and we live off her jobs currently. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can you cheat?
>wife is super smartShe sure doesn't sound super smart if she got with a useless junkie like you.>I just want to make a video game.No you don't. You like your fantasy idea of making a video game, but actually making one takes far more targeted effort than you're capable of. Programming is not "type words make computer do things", it's endless technical problem solving that requires a fuckton of attention to fine detail.My advice is, forget about your fantasy dreams and learn some basic fucking discipline while your wife still didn't give up on you. And kick the habit forever if you didn't already.You won't have any success with making vidya, the competition is insane and you have nothing that stands out.
>>34033793You have a wifeYou held jobsYou have aspirations and dreams and the financial ability to execute them without becoming homelessAll in all fuck you homie, you're just a self doubting piece of shit but you're actually really successful, so shut the fuck upI wish I could pay Vidya and eat tendies and be sucked off and held until I fall asleep like you probably do every day All I'd be worried about is what the fuck will happen when she inevitably leaves you, you're gonna kill yourself at this rate, get going and do what fucking ever that makes you happy and makes you moneyt. Game dev student (bachelor's)
I’m graduating college and I’ve really gotten out of my shell. And now I feel so sad because I’m leaving all of my friends behind. Like I started to feel really comfortable in school. How can I deal with this feeling?
Text them regularly if possible. E en if it's something stupid or if it seems insignificant or annoying. It might mean a lot to them
>today I’m turning a 28 year old virgin neetFeels over. Any life advice for me?
Not really, it gets worse even with a good job.
>>34022525>"I was where you were">half a decade youngerNot OP but lmao
There’s a lot of fucking Neets here holy shit
>>34022399get a shit job, earn money,go to sea and get a gf
Im a 26 year old virgin who has had an absolutely miserable situationship with a very traumatized girl for 3 years on and off. She teases… goes back to her ex… teases again… and I really mean tease. We kiss for hours. Connect emotionally. Just no sex. You know how fucking bad I want to fuck her? No, you dont.But today it got to a point I dont even want to do it anymore. It has not been worth it. It has been such an awful mess. We have talked about it straight. It always ends in the same result.Oh and we are coworkers. Yeah maybe u aint got it so bad lol. (on the virginity stuff at least.)I have learned a lot anyway.DO NOT. And I repeat. DO NOT, mess with actually fucked up women.
Un tipo coqueteó con una persona menor cercana a mi y necesito ayuda sobre que hacer ya que me causa repugnancia. No se si buscar una forma de que le llegue de cierta manera un acoso virtual ya que es ciertamente lo que merece asi que necesito un consejo muchachos // A guy flirted with a younger person I know, and I need help figuring out what to do because it disgusts me. I'm not sure if I should try to get him to come down with some kind of online harassment, since that's definitely what he deserves, so I need some advice, guys.j(I really need help, someone like that on the loose makes me so disgusted)
broooo, i like the idea of stalking
I'm trying to get the phone number and name
