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Can a guy still enjoy sex if he doesn't cum?
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>>31079339
>>31079383
>>31079474
Oh god, and then there's that shit where they're determined to make you cum in their mouth, so you decide to help them out by jacking off, right? But they don't know what the fuck to do then, so they keep their mouth on the head of your dick.. meaning you have to have perfect jack off technique otherwise you end up punching her in the fucking mouth, which happens at least a dozen times in this shitshow lol

Ahh that's funny shit
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Fuck I do the opposite to my gf. I was a virgin before her but I’ll shut the fuck up. Idk why she’s so patient with me, I just wanna do better for her. I last long enough but I just don’t know what the fuck I’m doing and often have a hard time finding her pussy. It’s usually a lot better when I don’t have to be up for work in 3 hours and I’ve been awake the last 18 hours but that’s not a good excuse. I just want it better for her.
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>>31079557
>often have a hard time finding her pussy
Eh? You take your one hand and you jam two fingers in her, alright? Then, you take your cock and you feed it into your hand and then you pull out your fingers and replace it with your cock. Obviously this fails when you need both your arms to hold yourself up or something, but in that case I think it's funny to try to get my dick in handsfree. Usually I'll just keep banging my dick all around her hole until either I give up and use my hand, or she gets the hint and puts it in for me lol

Seriously though, she should put it in for you if you can't get it

Now what makes you think you need to do better? Does she tell you thinks she wants you to do different/better? Or..?
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>>31079594
A lot of it is probably in my head. She doesn’t tell me that but sometimes I just know. I think I’m anxious because I’m new at this (4months). Yesterday it didn’t go well but we were both pretty drunk. I think I do much better when I’m sober or less fucked up. There’s times I know I do a good job and there’s other times I’m a flop. Sometimes I just have a hard time hitting the right angles and using the proper amount of force, she likes it rough but it can be hard for me to find the goldilocks zone between too crazy and too soft. She has a nice thicc butt so it’s sometimes difficult to get it in at a good angle. She likes when i lay on her back but then it’s virtually impossible to do shit. I think I over think it but it’s hard not to. Maybe I just gotta detach when getting into it.
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Not really.

Ask the opposite sex anything general
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>>31081702
Basically would you ever cuckold someone if their wife/girlfriend was really hot?
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>>31081714
I don't understand. So I'm stealing the person's wife or I'm stealing the partner from the wife?
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>>31081719
You would be fucking the wife.
And it wouldn't really be stealing since it's all consentual.
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>>31081497
Cat Poster is talking to customer support because she made an error when placing an order.
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>>31081792
Probably not, no. Casual sex isn't my thing.

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Why am I good at language but bad at math?
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>>31076690
why did they change the box art for the us
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>>31076690
that's normal, but you can be good at math if you tried
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>>31076690
i love kid icarus so much
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>>31079432
same its a shame that it hasn't been getting any love since 2012
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It’s always one or the other I find. I would actually have a heart attack and die if I had to write an essay but give me a thermodynamics problem set any day and I’ll finish it in 15mins happily. You just gotta tune your career to what you’re good at. That’s why I’m perusing science and not arts haha. And don’t even get me started on trades or anything like that I can’t build for shit. I genuinely think it’s really cool how different people have different strengths though that’s why the human race is so sick.

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24 yo 3 yoe working at amazon for 2 and 1 year at a startup. HATE soul sucking tech. HATE programming. No desire to re enter the field after being fired from amazon. I have even been going through the hiring process with federal law enforcement and local PD as a scapegoat while working service jobs which I genuinely enjoy 10x more but the pay is shite and I come home exhausted everyday. Lots of my family works as nurses/medicine but my Comp Sci undergrad GPA was dog shit.

Trades? What will be a solid job 15 years from now? I dont mind going back to school if I can swing the GPA
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>>15833839
>Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path.

>If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.
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>>31080037
You keep posting this but you don't seem to realise the person has already asked their question so you're too late. If you want to police this board effectively you should find a way to tell the person not to post their question before they post their question
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>>31080036
Go back to school and get an MS degree in something you’re actually passionate about.
If possible, try and find a part-time program so you can work during the day and get more experience.
>Service jobs
There’s nothing wrong with this, many options exist, and people who work their way up can make over $100k/year including tips at high end establishments.
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>>31080036
Why are you expecting us to suggest you a carrer, when we know nothing about your personal interests whatsoever. This mindset caused you to fall for the CS meme that you will regret for the rest of your life and you still didn't take your lesson.

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>>31075701
Go to a doctor and check if your acne is genetical, or if it's caused by other factors. Anyway, sauna is good for cleaning pores.
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I got prescribed clindamycin phosphate and its been working wonders on my upper back. Not clearing up as much on my lower back but it's only been a month.
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>>31075701
I got prescribed doxycycline monohydrate. Also started use a Goshi towel + PanOxyl, wash my sheets weekly, and wear a clean new shirt every night. I did all this at once so I don't know which in particular did the trick, but it's clearing up. I also switched to a new shampoo and bend over when I wash my hair, trying to keep the shampoo from running down my back or chest. The acne on my chest is clearing up so that was part of it. I've been only doing this stuff for a couple of weeks and I think I've hit a plateau though.
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>>31075701
Relevant but how do I get rid of acne on my forehead and under my lips? It just stays there no matter what
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>>31078440
Not really? Unless you're a neet. I don't acne but something else, I use those things it helps.

Are dating apps worth it? Just looking for ONS'
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>>31077324
How tall are you?
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>>31077324
Is this a real episode from the office?
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>>31077324
yes they are.
I'm not even that attractive and I manage a ONS once in a while

t. not a deafeatist retard
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>>31079620
6'2
>>31079663
What's a good excuse to get them back to your place?
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>>31077324
Is this an AI image?

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Hello! :)
In a moment of desperation I applied for a job without the necessary experience. I forged a model resume and sent it.
Now, tomorrow I have a Teams interview. My only hope is to somehow help myself with chatgpt or another AI. I'm thinking of having a microphone switch to mute my typing, and fake a connection lag.
Any other suggestions please? I have linux is there some cam filter to make me look good? Should I go with headphones?
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>>31079924
Cancel the interview and don't do such a deceitful thing again.
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>>31079936
thank you for the advice but i'm not going to cancel it at this point. this is the first time I've done such a thing. if this is a lesson I have to learn then I'll learn it, but at this point I'm going balls deep in the thing, there's no going back

A guy that I bullied in high school got rich in crypto, were talking 100 million +. Last month he checked up on me telling me I'm a fucking loser who works in Papa Johns. He got his word with me, and I thought, I deserved that. then he got different. He told me that he will give me one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, covering the taxes of it.

I asked him why, and he said it will give me a chance out of being a fast food worker loser, but that once I fuck it up, he won't help me. He told me he knows I will fuck it up.

Should I take the money or is he fucking with me somehow? Why would he be doing this, when we weren't friends, but I bullied the shit out of him? At the time, it was bad enough that he even tried to get the police involved.

I know that he has been going through a divorce. I just don't know why he would give me money. Should I take it, or tell him no?
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>>31074423
Take the money and have sex with his ex-wife then he'll give you 200 grand with the bet that you can't do it again, then do it again. Keep going until he's out of funny money.
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>>31074423
>He told me that he will give me one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, covering the taxes of it
Tell him to give me some too, I will provide great entertainment with my failure
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>>31074903
god i wish i had 150 million dollars so i could do this
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>>31074423
Take his money, find out which girl he had a crush on and pay her to fuck her while filming it "for yourself".
Send him the video of it.
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>>31074423
Things That Never Happened

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Any semi-successful writers here? How do I get more followers? I've hit a hundred followers total but all the successful books online have thousands of them.
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>>31077887
Rothfuss is between you and the greats. Might help build some connective tissue between where you are and where you hope to be.
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>>31077794
>802 pages
this is some advanced autism
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>>31077094
The creators of Rick and Morty often visit fanbases to check for speculations. After gathering a huge number of it, they lean out of each given.
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Depends on your ambitions. If you're writing genre fiction you can just build a following and self-publish. If you want to write literary fiction you'll have to go through the traditional channels
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>>31079034
May I ask what's the difference? I write to entertain so my work probably isn't literary, but it DOES have themes and shit. I get the feeling literary fiction is like writing about racism in a post-industrial town

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I unironically have a micropenis. How do I fix this?
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>>31079628
>Get good at cunnilingus
If he has an actual micropenis, it won't be enough...
Being 10/10 at bean flicking only works for men with average or slightly below average dicks to compensate.
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>Hormone treatment
>Surgery to fix it
>Finidng femdom gf that will fuck you in ass while your micropp is locked in chastity
>Surgery to remove it and becoming trap
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>>31079564
Find a femdom that will fist a load out of you by compressing your prostate repeatedly
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>>31079564
Just find someone who's okay with it lol. As a woman I don't care about a guy's height, weight or d*ck size.
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>>31079888
This anon is a real woman

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Looking forward to be a Freelancer Graphic Designer and Blender Artist.

I'm a 19 years old male, I decided to not attend to college because In my point of view, it's just not worthy it, paying thousands for something you can learn online. Here is my problem though, I don't know where I should start. I feel like I'm not confident enough, and I don't know many places where I could capitalize over my work.

I'm currently working at my family's business, but it's so annoying having to work with public, and being at a family's business doesn't make you feel like you are independent. Which is what I'm looking forward to be.

It's been hard since everyone tries to push me into college, because in their mind, college = easy life. And I really don't bother getting minimum wage as long, I'm doing something that I enjoy.
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>>31079677
Have you looked at the boards /gd/ and /ic/ for general threads that deal with getting started?
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>>31079677
Do some free work for your church or local small business, to create a portfolio you can show when you look for paying clients, and also to start networking (the free client telling others about you)

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So my next promotion at my job will be critical... as an analist, my job is often supporting the senior with info, executing tasks and et cetera, but if I get promoted at the end of this year, my responsibilities will drastically increase.

>will have to conduct meetings with clients
>will have to report to the manager
>will have to organize and manage whole projects basically by myself
>will have to lead people

I feel like I still need to get more experience in order to be confortable at doing these things, so I find myself afraid of not seizing opportunity and also afraid of getting too many responsibilities which I can't handle.

What do? What should I do in order to improve myself?
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>>31079733
Ask someone doing those tasks now to let you do some of their work, maybe in your own time.
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>>31079733
Just have faith in Jesus Christ, don’t be scared of anything
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>>31079733
ANALYST = one who analyses data.
ANALIST = one into anal sex
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>>31079825
Yeah I know that

How do you get over someone? Particularly if you're obsessive in general?
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>>31076557
>Just kept it cordial and left.

so you never actually tried
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>>31076590
I couldn't. Didn't want to embarrass her, she showed no signs. Bet she asked the person to be with her to avoid talking alone with me.
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Personally I went into thinking "love is an illusion" and "it was just because I wanted sex" kind of mindset. But it's a cope really.
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Sometimes you don’t. Sometimes you don’t get over her
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>>31079826
True many such cases. Tfw

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To >>31075950 you responded to my thread yesterday here >>31075296 but it was archived.
Anyways, how do I stop being a little bitch as a 30+YO male?
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>>31079635
Oh yeah I knew I misspelled that word, I always do. ;_;
But you don't have to fake laugh at my shitty "jokes" to make me feel better. But thank you anyways.
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>>31079482
>unless it was pink (girl younger than 20) or diarhhaea brown (older than 34)
holy kek
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>>31079750
Wait did I actually make a funny comparison there?
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>>31079763
Well, the mental image of older women as diarrhea brown lambos is pretty amusing
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>>31079783
DESU this corelation was kinda made by accident, I just picked two random ugly colors for a nice car, didn't realize what I was doing there haha.

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>looking for a p/t job to supplement my neetbux
>all the jobs pay minimum wage and expect massive effort
>all the jobs are rated 2/5 stars or less
How do you get a job that doesn't suck infected diahrrea out the ass?
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>>31075871
nah I have a buddy that works at a casino as late night security, they pay him $25/hr (minimum wage is $16/hr here) and he sits in a chair watching a screen. "a buddy hooked him up"

i'm not working at some shithole for pennies lmao i'd rather just not work
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help
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>>31076498
How do you get into security? Do you need a license or is that just to be a private contractor?
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gas station walmart or heb
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>>31078079
Different states have different regulations but usually you just need a clean record and no psych hospitalizations for unarmed security.


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