which sites they usually visit, what games, etc
>>34719287Girlfriends too. My girlfriend is petite.
>>34719298Interesting. People say you're supposed to use instagram. Don't trust me though, i am completely without a social life even online.
>>34719303How do I use Instagram when nobody takes pictures of me? My most recent pictures are like 7 years old.
>>34719337Instagram direct messages, not the pictureslop
>>34719352But why would they respond to me or accept my friend request if I don’t have pictures?
don't have a jobHow do I get one?
>>34719387If you kys, you won't need to worry about finding a job.Jobs are for stupid goys btw
>>34719392I want to live because I want to play videogames.
How do I make friends as a woman?
>>34717130Ignore this douchebag because all he does everyday is criticize people.
>>34717108Kys and have friends next life.
>>34717950It looks like they are smiling and laughing and having fun doing a little dance at the rest stop. Why are you so negative? Is it because you have no friends to go on trips and dance around with?
>>34717108That should be very easy. Irl and social media should both be easy. Women are very willing to be friends with each other.
>>34719151I've seen these sorts of things IRL, when the camera stops everyone drops the fake smile and they just doomscroll to post on their grams and go their separate ways.
Is it weird if me and my girlfriend live together and we are always butt naked all the time 24/7 even when we are cooking food or watching tv or sleeping or cleaning the house?
No. Most people woykd be too insecure to do that. Good job
>>34719363what? why the fuck would they be insecure? I mean they're in the privacy of their own homeman normies are so weird I fucking swear
Before I die should I fuck at least one woman?
any of you niggas have internalized hate for being a nigga? like i hate fact that i'm a nigga and look like a nigga and i'm racist against my self and other niggas. i wish i wouldv'e been born white. white people are so beautiful. i wish i had a white gf, but i hate that if we had kids they'd look like a half nigga. like i just can't escape my nigganess. like i get michael jackson now. i get blacks that "act white". i get uncle toms. i wish i WASN'T a nigga. any other niggas feel this way?
>>34719099nigga wut? are you black? how would you know? you sound like some woke white bitch.
>>34719068Just stop being a...
>>34719126???
>>34719068Could be worse. I'm Indian.
>>34719068lol this thread is such bait but I'm a nigga as well and I don't like other niggas and dream of having a white gf but I sure as fuck don't hate myself in fact I absolutely fucking love myself so I don't consider myself "self hating" at all I hate other people but I love myself see there's a difference
what do you guys do when the conversation dies out and theres just this silence for example on a date with someone.
>>34719007FamilyOccupationRecreationDreams
>>34719252Yep.
>>34719007usually there is always something to talk about if you want to talk about something imoand if you dont want to talk about anything then you prob either are enjoying just being with that person in the moment or you want to get the fuck outso either way the no talking is fine
>>34719007You shouldn't care. There should be chemistry between the 2 people. Some silence won't kill it.
>>34719252100%
I am off to college for Accounting this fall at the ripe age of 26. I am horrendously nervous already even if it's two months away. I used to be a NEET for years after high-school until I started part-time work at a supermarket last year.I have decent hobbies as I do bouldering, lifting weights, running and play piano. However, my social skills are horrible. Accounting here in my country is also 55% girls, so I have to confront that fear as well.Do you guys have any advice for me? I am nervous about my age, nervous about developing a social life, nervous about the workload, nervous about everything. This is my only chance to make something out of my life.
>>34718887>ripe old age of 26Give me a fucking break. I couldn't go to college in my 20s at all for a variety of reasons, but I went back anyway. I was FUCKING FORTY when I finally graduated a few years ago. And guess what? There were people there older than me.>muh girls, muh social lifeLol and there it is. This post isn't even about "college" itself at all, is it? Well you can get girls while not in college (maybe not you, but normal guys, you know what I mean) and you can be in college and still not get any girls. Likely for you, if you couldn't before. But you'll at least be around a lot more of them in college than hiding in your hovel posting here, so you'll get more chances at bat.>lifting weights, pianoWait a minute...this is Austrian ginger isn't it? All my /fit/-/adv/ OGs will know (sadly).
>>34719015>This post isn't even about "college" itself at all, is it?My goals for college are>keep /fit/ >do well academically>make some friends and better my social skills>find a long-term girlfriendNo, I had zero success with girls until now but that was because I never met any and never put in effort into my social life. I put it in with bouldering and piano. College is my chance. How can I achieve these goals?
>>34719025If you never put any effort into social life before, that's a choice and that was on you. So why should I believe you magically will now?Also very telling you that you list 4 goals for college and only 1 of them pertains to college itself. That tells me you'll get eaten alive in your classes if you don't take it seriously. Even keeping fit...yeah great, but what does it have to do with college? Now if you plan on trying out for some school teams that's something else, then we're getting somewhere.
>>34719042>So why should I believe you magically will now?Because I already started it a year ago. I applied to a supermarket job, I met some people at bouldering and have a teacher now for piano. College is the next step.I won't struggle academically. I am disciplined enough to work out, follow a training plan, show up for work and practice piano as well as study music theory every day.
>>34718887you should be nervousyou're embarking on something new that has the potential to significantly alter the path of your lifein my opinion you should develop an understanding and synergistic relationship with your nervousnessinstead of letting it control you, harness it as fuel for making gud on that potential this experience has to benefit your life, whatever that means to youunderstanding it is a solo activity so you're on your own as to your special path therebut i'd encourage some alone time to confront, process and critically think through your feelings and thoughts so you can understand them better and where they are coming from, and corral that nervous energy to the means i stated beforenot strictly meditation but taking time to be meditative, whether while walking or hiking or sitting in bed or actually doing the ohhhmmmmm
You don't need to use soap when taking a shower...Change my mind.
>>34714655Recognized. >>34714692But still, there are alternatives. I would even venture a guess that the biggest names are trying to kill us.>>34714153Unless you’re rich and/or have a pool and live by the sea, don’t stank.
>>34715780>the nerve of using an ad as a picrelyou little stinker
>>34715755I never use lube.
>>34715715This is just another great reason that makes me proud to be white :)
>>34718021Being white rocks :D
When it comes to sex, how fast is it over? or soon rather? I am terrified to have sex and I am a guy. I have really bad performance anxiety and I haven't even done anything. My biggest fear is ejaculating very quickly OR taking too long or even being unable. I believe I'd actually be unable to finish most likely. I have read some things like vaginas feeling marginally less good than your hand. In my head, I have sort of built up the sensation of a vagina to feel like some sort of instant orgasm thing but I get the feeling that its really not. So what can I do to make sure my penis actually works correctly? How long should sex take? I have read some things and it says 10-15 minutes. Others say it can be for an hour. Whats the truth? I have no idea what I am doing and I am 30.
>>34715845You are a clueless virgin that experienced women will cherish deflowing. You aren't supposed to know what to do.
The first time I put on a condom it made me cum
>>34715845Flirting is fun. Kissing is fun. Hugging is fun. Caressing is fun. Undressing is fun. Breasts are a source of fun. Touching private parts is fun. Skin-to-skin contact is fun. Getting her wet or him hard is fun. Oral sex is fun. Teasing is fun.Seeing her/him wanting more is fun. The point is that you do some or all of these things, NOT as "foreplay" leading to The Real Thing, but because they ARE the real thing, with the p-in-v bit just one more part.
>>34710500Don't have sex then
>>34716999>experienced women will cherish deflowing.He has better chance at winning lotto
I've been unemployed for nearly 40 years. I simply can't get a job in this economy especially given that I haven't built any connections and resumay from the ground up.I know a guy who started doing Kick live streaming. He has about 1k viewers at all times and that's enough for him to make over a thousand dollars every day. That's insane. How do I get to a point where I can support myself with online content like him? Clicker games on app store? Fake pics on Onlyfans?I'm a weirdo and I spend most of my time mountain biking and walking in forests looking for weird places and animals. I started wondering if I could make some kind of 1st person live stream out of this.Do you think anyone would watch that? Sometimes I do find actually interesting places. Yesterday I found an entire makeshift village in the middle of nowhere. There was even a watchtower on top of a small hill. I think it would of made a nice stream.I used to make youtube videos but they were of the 10 views and 0 comments variety.
>>34718850>I've been unemployed for nearly 40 years.It's time to exit the rat race and retire, pops.
>>34718850Time to go on a shooting spree!
>>34718850What have you done for money for the pay 40 years?
Are there women who are attracted to skinny guys with not much muscle?
>>34719030Obviously. stupid question
you need to realize that everyone is attracted to everything. the answer is always yes. someone is attracted to something.
Very basic question, but how do you tell if a girl is into you rather than just being good friends?
>>34717166If you’ve been friends for a while, it is hard to tell. If she is very touchy or gets possessive/jealous/needy if you mention other women, that helps too.Usually if its early on, a girl will show interest if she gives good replies and responds fast. Women get a lot of attention so if a guy is pretty lame, they try to bore him until he goes away. Step two if she responds well and fast, is I compliment her (something small like you have nice eyes, you have a nice voice, or you look cute). If she compliments back, you’re golden and its just easing the flirting up from there.
>>34718695I can tell straight away u havent been rapemaxxing u fag
>>34717166you make a movetrying to guess or looking for signs simply won't work for most men
>>34717166You try to push in the romantic, sexual, flirtatious direction in whatever way you can. You'll find out.
>>34718589This seems silly but it actually is true. Touch her shoulder casually or escalate in some way while hanging out (NOT sexually). If she recoils or just freezes, then you are friendzoned. If she leans into it, reciprocates, then it’s a good (but not guaranteed) sign.
How do I become a true schizoid who doesn't even use 4chan for socialising? How do I be content with myself at all times?
>>34716341this is my favorite movie and i find the protag somewhat relatable
>>34716341The schizoid you’re talking about is made of two parts>one third self obsession>two thirds being lost in the sauceYour thoughts are too coherent and the responses you want are too high quality. Scatter your thoughts and just let it all go
>>34716341I don't know about the how but there's definitely a why which is that you should socialize IRL and that all social media including 4chan pushes you away from that very important aspect of life. No I don't follow my own advice
>>34718348yeah man seconding this, as you get in your 30s this happens naturally, you start getting lonesome like its ridiculous the levels of sadness and aloneness you face. you just start doing shit like standing in places in nature for minutes on end staring at dots in teh grass hoping the faintest scent of wind carries a message from that girl you see sometimes at the bank. or just silently crying in the car while a homeless man dances somewhere closeby. you do what you can
>>34716341A true schizoid would still use 4chan though. For the purpose of killing time.
What's the easiest way to get a leg in a cast for a few weeks? If I just asked a doctor to do it for a small injury, would they do it?
>If I just asked a doctor to do it for a small injuryIt would be extremely painful...Anyway, a cast isn't likely and doctors don't usually appreciate dishonesty. So, if you come clean and say like: Yo, I'm in kinda of a pickle and i need two weeks off to sort some stuff out. Will yield far better results than munchenhausing or lying.I think a sprained knee coverup story is far more likely and all they have to do is to get a knee brace and that's it. Most doctors are pretty chill and they'll understand you.You really don't want to fracture your bones. Even a simple fracture takes many months to heal and if both ends aren't properly aligned, surgery is required.
>>34719139>What's the easiest way to get a leg in a cast for a few weeks?Just buy a short leg cast kit online for $45 and do it yourself. You don't need the full-leg version and doing your own leg isn't difficult. Make sure you buy the kind of shears you need to remove it safely though.
