What's wrong with redditors? Is it the foids, the homos, the simps, the leftoids? It just is terrible there.
>>34710895Yeah Reddit was lit before they banned all the bad subs also apparently 90% of subs are ran by a very small group of people. Most accounts are bots now I think because they all have weird randomly generated names like blue-bicycle8364 or something. I'm pretty sure the AI companies are using Reddit to train their LLMs now.
>>34708535>What's wrong with redditors?Nothing
>>34710981It depends on where they post desu I mean the average /ck/ or /vr/ poster is nothing like the average /r9k/ or /adv/ poster lol
>>34709101>Something like over half the webistes traffic stems from Eglin AFB in the USSource?
>>34711338>Eglin AFBhttps://web.archive.org/web/20160410083943/http://www.redditblog.com/2013/05/get-ready-for-global-reddit-meetup-day.html?m=1
Why do most guys just get fatties on dating apps? I think this is a well known phenomenon, but just to elaborate. I'm 5'8, degrees from some of the best schools in the country, six figure job, been told by women in the past that I'm cute, gym 3 times a week, 12-15% body fat. I consider myself about "average." Pics are getting an 8 for attractiveness on PhotoFeeler.On the apps, I get nothing but fatties, which I would consider "below average" women. It doesn't seem right that I'm in great physical shape but have to date women who are gluttonous pigs with no self control. I feel I should be able to date at least "average" girls. I'm in a major city. Do I just need to recalibrate my expectations? Is the "average" woman just fat now? I know people talk about hypergamy, but this is on an app focused on long-term relationships with a roughly equal number of men and women according to their data. (Hinge) So if the women really are after long term relationships as they claim to be, the market should dictate that they go for guys who are about their league. Where am I going wrong here?
>>34709069If we map percentages to ratings out of 10, the points form the boundary between the blue and pink zones. For example>0/10 female’s minimum is a 2/10 guy>2/10 female’s minimum is a 7/10 guy>5/10 female’s minimum is a 9/10 guy>7/10 female’s minimum is a 9.5/10 guy>10/10 female’s minimum is a 10/10 guy
>>34709250This and also they’re always significantly more interested in finding new ways to call you an incel than having any other discussion. It’s so strange, to show up to 4chan with the explicit intention of calling everyone an incel without listening. Who would even bother?
>>34708585>Is the "average" woman just fat now?Yes, and so is the average man. All these fat fucks deserve each other.>b-but what about me? am I not above average?Well...not really honestly. Ok you're not fat, so good for you, but what else you got? That's how women think. You're 5'8, which is definitely not too short to get women, but also not nearly tall enough to make that a selling point. Women don't care about your fancy degree, they usually won't care about your six figures and if they do it's a BAD THING (gold diggers), and gym 3 times a week is pretty minimalist. The hot girls you want are in the gym more than that. Plus if you're not fun, boring and insufferable to talk to (which all seems likely from the tone of your post), even women you match with won't be sticking around long. But on a visual medium like dating apps, you don't stand out enough. Then if your pics/bio also suck (again, seems likely) it's a wrap.>>34711438And this anon also brings up an excellent point. If you're the catch you think you are OP, why are you even wasting your time slumming it on the apps to begin with? Why can't you get a girl in real life?
>>34708585Apps are for losers who can't get a mate in real life. You're supposed to find a life mate in high school or college. If not only rich people will marry.
>>34711441maybe he's black lol
>Global warming>Job prospects in the toilet>Rise of authoritarianism>Death of privacy everywhereGenuinely, how do I keep hope in the future and a better tomorrow
>>34709152>Global warmingHansen is a total fucking retarded fraud for using fortran on his model, essentially rendered his whole research, and specially his projections, worthlessthe issue with CO2 is the air quality, we will start getting chronic diseases at 1K ppm >how do I keep hope in the futureDeFi and cypherpunks will save the world and replace kikes with anonymous anime profile picture accounts
>>34710924Lol, LMAO even>nta
In Voltaire's CANDIDE a man searches the world for evidence of goodness and winds up back home tending his garden. Moral: We can't save the world, but we can make out little piece of it a little better.
>>34710494This. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
>>34709152Start preppin'
How do I cope with the fact that I'm a literal subhuman because I never got enough sleep growing up and have an underdeveloped brain and body
Idk, I'm not brown nor malnourished.
>>34711568Not a real thing. Sleep science is pervy nonsense. They want you asleep.
>>34711593Truth. Just smoke meth, don't fall asleep
>>34711571I was a chubby kid and just spent basically every night staying up late to play video games or watch videos. At least if I were born in some third world country I wouldn't have had 24/7 access to the internet
Holy fucking shit. How can I learn how to force a smile at work? I'm on the spectrum and although high-functioning and being able to mask well, I have one fatal flaw that has affected me at every job. I can't smile, nor can I fake it.Boss has been incredibly happy ever since he hired me, because I'm a turbo-autist at work and have exceled at basically everything. He's been patient with me so far because of this, but I think he is slowly getting irritated by how serious I look all the time.Now, I'm more than kind to people and courteous, but its a job where smiling is very important for the optics. There's no way they'll keep me around if they find out that my inability to smile isn't just a temporary thing that will fade once I get accustomed to the job.How do I relax at work? My face has always looked tense when I'm around people or out in public compared to how comfortable I am at home.
obviously drugs bro. there is a reason everyone is on SSRIs and shit. We live in an evil fucked up world and you need drugs to even tolerate living in it without showing signs of massive stress
>>34709445Is there anything at all that does make you smile? Like, was there ever a person you were fond of? Or a pet? Or was there a time when you were particularly happy and you smile when you think about it? Or is there a film or TV show that consistently makes you laugh?
>>34709445Silently (Be sure it's silent) hum a little tune to yourself. Any tune that pops into your head. It will subconsciously relax you and maybe even make you consciously happy.
>>34709445Think of something funny enough to start laughing very slowly and then once your mouth has reached smile mode, lock it into place, figuratively. Or think about something that endears you or makes you feel like a kid (in a good way)
>>34709445I overheard coworkers making fun of the way I smile, it kind of hurt for a bit but I realised another coworker smiles the way i smile so I didn't give a shit afterwards. Also I thought of the pepe meme.
How do I get high IQ friends?>Oh you think you're so much better than everyone else little lord Fauntleroy No I'd just like to discuss my semi autistic interests in Vidya sciences and economics with people without their eyes glazing over and changing the subject. And I didn't get along with the fully Asperger's people at school either because they wouldn't reciprocate my politeness and we frequently got into fights
>>34708567You can find those at work. Get a job and stop assuming everyone is a fool without finding out for sure.
>>34708567You do not want high IQ friends. You want friends with the same interests as you. That's a big difference because you look in two different places.Simple (and easy to answer) question - where would people interested in X be likely to hang out?
>>34708567life is a competition not a social club man up
>>34708567It sounds like you want to be listened to far more than you want to be responded to. And that works out great, actually, because you do not at all need high IQ friends for that. In fact, high IQ friends are going to have their own intelligent interests and not just sit there, listen diligently, and then respond purely along the lines of what you want to talk about.What you need is a friend who likes to be social but doesn’t like to talk. They’ll listen to you and add in the odd reply here and there to keep things going.You seem like the type of intellectual who isn’t actually interested in others very much at all. Those people prefer to use others as a vector for experiencing themselves than genuinely giving a fuck about the other person. People pick up on that really quickly. I’ve iced out intelligent people with similar interests for exactly that reason.
>>34708567Every time I met someone who had a fixation on IQ it was someone who I'd prefer to avoid.
How do you get a girlfriend if you're troubled? (overworked, studying for a competitive test, micromanaging troublesome relatives, NEET or laid off).I mean, the only thing in your mind at that point is the trouble and the circumstances surrounding it. Sometimes that last years, how do people get together in these conditions?
>>34710970>overworkedGet a better job.>studying for a competitive testWait until it's over>micromanaging troublesome relativesYou're fucked if you don't get someone to share the burden.>NEET or laid offYou have all the time in the world to get a GF.
bump
Divine benevolence. I'm 100% serious and unironic. Has nothing to do with the religion too. You have to tap into your destiny and feel it flowing around you. Look for patterns in your life and follow them. Yes , I know it sounds schizophrenic, but this is how it went for me and how I realized it's real.
>>34710970>(overworked, studying for a competitive test, micromanaging troublesome relatives, NEET or laid off).Which are you? some of those are opposite. You are better off busy because women tend to choose what they can't have.
>>34710970Divine intervention. Pretty sure of that at this point if nothing else.
I am an International Affairs major in college, and I need to pick a language to study. I am stuck between Mandarin Chinese and Japanese. I am genuinely torn between these two options.I appreciate both cultures, however I find Japanese to be more fun when it comes to Entertainment. Chinese on the other hand, seems far more useful, considering where the world is headed. I am a bit turned off by the typical western "Otaku" culture. I don't want to learn Japanese just for anime, but rather for possible future integration into their society.From what little I've learned of both languages, I find Chinese has a harder introduction, (Tones/Symbols), with easier grammar. I REALLY love how simple Chinese grammar is.I like the idea of living in japan in the future, however I cannot say China is necessarily somewhere I want to live (but maybe we'll see). I do, however, always end up meeting Chinese speakers here in the USA. There being about 10 times more Chinese speakers than Japanese speakers in the world also leverages me more to learn Chinese, I don't want to learn a language where I can't find anyone to speak with.I do eventually plan on learning both, but when it comes to the language I must study for the next 6 Semesters, I am torn which to start with.I really just need some advice here. I'm looking to see if there is anyone who has had experience with either of these languages, or has been in my shoes.
If you learn chinese you will be sent to live in china. Which will be complete hell compared to Japan.
Esperanto, but only if you can speak it like a native
>>34706956Japan is friendly and civilized. China has a lot of economic opportunities but the cost is feeding $ and relevance into their dystopia which affects your country poorly.
>>34706956Japan hates China and will work with the West better than they do. China is an arrogant, stupid country that was so dumb that they became Commies and still do it to this day.
Learning any second language is valuable. Chinese is more practical and doesn’t require you to live in China to use it, but that doesn’t mean speaking Japanese couldn’t help you either; there’s still Japanese companies and other opportunities where you could speak both at work in the US (though maybe less so than Chinese). t. live in Japan btw
I'm 19, and I just passed my first interview for a position in my local hospital's cafeteria. Now I have to go back for a second interview in a few days.The main dilemma I'm facing here is that I'm having second thoughts about working there. I originally wanted the job because I felt the hospital had good opportunities for growth, in case I wanted to pursue something there in the future. Plus, I wouldn't have to worry about running into any of the kids I went to high school with, like I would at a McDonald's. But at the hospital job I'm only getting paid $15 an hour to wipe down tables and pick up trash, and I wouldn't really be working by myself and away from people like I'd hoped.There's a McDonald's five minutes from my house, and the job there would be about the same as the one at the hospital, except it's a lot closer and probably easier.Should I just go back for my second interview, or take a job at McDonald's or somewhere else instead? I'm seriously starting to reconsider whether I made the right decision or not.
>>34708672Go for the hospital job. Totally different level of existence. More time for yourself, probably some type of retirement options, union pay scale. Don’t fail the marshmallow test. That job could be good enough even if you never amount to anything else.
>>34708672Go back for the second interview anywayGet this job and then whether you want to keep it or not, youll be in a better position
>>34708672The hospital job is more stable and better on a resume. All McDonalds is good for as an experience is that it shows history of being a good corporate slave.
>>34708672Your first job is exactly that - your FIRST job. You are not going to retire from it in 50 years. Take what you can get
>>34711509You could maybe retire as the head janitor at the hospital or in another department there. Probably not as manager at McDonalds.
What's the secret to getting a gf with huge tiddies? What kind of guys do they generally like?
>>34711573You can look at her body just don't stare at that shit for longer than 3 seconds when she is trying to have a convo with you lol. Don't randomly paw it grab at it in public like a low functioning autist with special needs, just glance every now and then if you like just be sure your eyes go back to her face after every sneak peek. Then when you get dating and you become a thing like bf and gf, stare as much as you want until your eyes fall off
>>34711576Lmao this made me laugh anon. Did you do the same with your woman?
>>34711466google Schrodingers asshole, retard. You made 3 posts saying it was 'satire'. Compensating much? OMEGAKEK
>>34711620I made 3 posts saying it was satire because I was in the middle of taking a shit and was so bored I forgot this website isn't a chatroom it's a message board, I make as many posts as I want 'OmegaKEK'
>>34711611Yes I stare at her every single day and grab a handful whenever I want, but in public I remain civil. When you meet a girl at the start of dating you are allowed to stare for like idk a sec, she's not dumb she knows you're a man who likes tits, all a girl wants to know is if you give a crap about what's behind her eyes
How the fuck do dudes goon for more than 5 minutes without cumming?After 5 minutes I'm physically literally incapable of continuing without cummingLike what the fuck man
>>34702361It's hard at first but once you feel the power from taking the pent up sexual tension and turning it into energy to take on other things, you'll love it. I edge every day in the shower and get close to cumming like 20 times, but I always stop. I save all my sperm for my wife and only ejaculate in her pussy. Sex is incredible after all the edging.And once you do it enough you'll start to be able to tell how many guys are faggot wankers who coom to porn all the time and you'll feel like a barbarian who can crush them with your bare hands.
>>34710727Not OP.Did all and still had premature ejaculation (during sex, I don't goon). It's both in your head and physical, addressing one does not resolve the other.
>>34702361I hold the edge shut.
>>34711277The fuck do you mean by that?
>>34710707kek
on 4chan specially or anywhere online for that matter
>>34697041Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>34697041Fuck your ps3
>>34704954makes sensewhich one is more annoying to a troll getting ignored or being counter-trolled in your opinion
>>34704636It costs the same energy, troll or no.
>>34697041Bump. How do I not allow Commie agitprop to irritate me?
I wouldn't consider myself a femcel because some guys have been willing to talk to me but they were never really interested in me. They never asked me questions, tried to make plans or even, sometimes, replied to my messages or initiated conversations. I don't consider myself too ugly. I just think I might be an utterly boring person. Right now, I'm trying to work on myself by learning how to draw and going to the gym.
>>34710632I don't speak Italian
>>34710613that's the npc questions, do you play any video games?
>>34710337So instead of thinking so deeply about yourself all the timeHow about instead thinking about the guy? What would he be interested in? What would he want to talk about?You’re not hot enough to get away with this kind of full on solipsism so you need to start showing some genuine interest in the guy instead of expecting him to hard carry every conversation. It absolutely does get boring on our side. If they’re fading away without even asking if something is wrong, you never even fully caught their attention to begin with.
>>34710337It really is your looks. That's all it boils down to. As soon as you improve that your life will improve but it takes time and money.
>>34711584I don’t know about that. The distasteful and aggressive feminism shit has thrown kind of a wrench in all that.Obviously can’t speak for everybody but I’d -strongly- rather than have a 4/10 wife who acts like one than a 6+/10 feminist who acts more like a gay roommate than a wife.
>know woman (call her A) for many years through uni>1st time we met actually made out at party. Nothing happened after>Years later, other party. We ha sex>A goes to other country in couple months> We can have sex and be friends without needing to talk as she will leave country anyway>A returns from abroad>Lot of drama why she had to leave Murica suddenly, so she feels mentally not too good>We meet again couple of times>I help her feel better>A Always weird on text (texting first but then not responding. Texting at night). But when together all fine>After couple meetings, try to kiss her>No anon, sorry, my head if full and I'm not ready for anything right now.>That's no problem A, I dont mi doing slow.>Noo anon, that's not fair to you. I would keep you on hold for yourself.>A has bf 1 month later.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34710222Idk man, I read like six words of that. Have this bump to speed things up.
>>34710344Hahaha fucking Goat man. >>34710222So, I was invested enough to read the whole thing, and here's what I have to say -First of all, you're a niggerOkay I'm kidding, you actually sound quite white from the way you write.I will help you along with the usual stuff - women say they aren't ready, means they aren't ready for YOU. They're ready for the Chad when he comes along. Always. Please, I know it's hard, but try to not take it to heart.SOOOOOOO MUCH EASIER SAID THAN DONE. I know brother. I know the IRL pain is just excruciating. But think about it this way - there's nothing back then or today that you could have done or can do, to change the outcome.So what CAN you do? Well, you can learn and change your expectations for the next girl or next interaction with the same girl - you will say to yourself, if she's not on me now, I'd better not hold my breath. Easier said than done, but a mindset of abundance is always better than getting stuck on the same girl. So, don't shed no tears or difficult evenings spent wondering about that girl. You're better than her, and do you know why? Because she's a fucking retard slut like the majority of them. This is why Muslims put them in locked rooms and underdark fabrics covering their full bodies. Those women don't deserve choice, but they have it. You got this brother. Work within the framework. <3 (not justifying Muslims btw I hate them and I would choose this system over theirs every day of the week)
>>34710222first , just understand that when a girl just want you as a friend it's only to talk to other people without her cheating (so she doesn't feel guilty) now , when she told you she wasn't ready it's probably because she wanted to be a "good girlfriend" for her boyfriend and start a real relationship and she probably felt too guilty to admit it to you directly. What you can do now is to not do the same errors again with the next girl. Don't let her think you're easy and dumb. Let her know exactly what you want from the begining
>>34710222Let's talk about a guy named B-B meets girl at party and makes out with her-Years of no contact later B meets girl and has sex-Girl goes away and returns having had some unnamed bad experience-B wants to pick up where they left off -Girl says she can't.-B sulks-Girl finds new guy-B sulks some more
>>34710222>> I.e. a fornicator is surprised when sexual degeneracy backfires on him
When it comes to sex, how fast is it over? or soon rather? I am terrified to have sex and I am a guy. I have really bad performance anxiety and I haven't even done anything. My biggest fear is ejaculating very quickly OR taking too long or even being unable. I believe I'd actually be unable to finish most likely. I have read some things like vaginas feeling marginally less good than your hand. In my head, I have sort of built up the sensation of a vagina to feel like some sort of instant orgasm thing but I get the feeling that its really not. So what can I do to make sure my penis actually works correctly? How long should sex take? I have read some things and it says 10-15 minutes. Others say it can be for an hour. Whats the truth? I have no idea what I am doing and I am 30.
>>34710500Get yourself real interested eating pussy and she won’t care how long it takes you to finish yourself. Tell her you want to give her a pearl necklace or other kind of bukkake and you get an excuse to just beat yourself off at the end.
>>34710500Bruh I have literally came in less than 3 seconds after going inside vaginas feel awesome who are the people telling you they feel worse than your hand lol I think tightness is an important factor though like being drunk I have been unable to cum when going inside chubbier ladies.
>>34710500>how fast is it over?That depends ENTIRELY on where you begin the timer. If you count only time inside, "normal" can be a minute. But if you correctly think of "having sex" as including all the warming up and foreplay amd having fun along the way, the whole event can be measured in chunks of an hour.
>>34710812That's BS
Do plenty of foreplay and aim for 15ish minutes of actual penis in vagina.If you haven't had sex before, you're probably going to nut quite quickly, don't worry about it and just get your practice in.
