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How do i approach downies(Total of 7) that i have spoted roam in certain location and have a girlfriend so i can gather data for my incels studies?
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downies are like pibbles, really unpredictable and strong, I advise against such subjects
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>>33957809
Downies are like blacks, they live entirely in the moment and have infinite confidence
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>>33957809
What the fuck are you talking about lma00
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>>33957809
Do you not respect my right to be anonymous?
Why are you doxing me?!?!?

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For the past 5 days I have been experiencing extreme weakness whenever I do stuff like walk up a simple flight of stairs. It feels like I just ran a 10K marathon. Heavy breathing and sweating and heart racing.

It's like I suddenly became a 95 year old man that needs a walker. But I'm 40.

Would it be overkill for me to call 911 for this?
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>>33953191
I am not vaxxed, so that's not it.
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Anon, that sounds like cancer.
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>>33956585
Well they've done a shit ton of tests on me and drawn a million viles of blood and cancer has been ruled out.
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>>33955510
They've got a specialist that's going to look at my blood over the next month to try and figure out if there's some hidden condition that caused the clots.

They said my clots were pretty huge and serious.
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>>33957855
Well, I'm being discharged now. Looks like the plan is for me to be taking Eliquis for the rest of my gay life.

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How do I do it lads. I miss all the touch and affection.
I broke up with her even though I really enjoyed being with her. I didn't see roommates/babies/marriage working out, something we talked about repeatedly, so I pulled the plug.

I feel like a retard: durr I broke up with my gf and now I miss her

But I didn't really know what else to do. The feeling remained, and she wanted me to end it if I was sure about that feeling. But naturally she didn't take it that way when it finally happened (to be fair it was kind of abrupt)
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>>33958835
you did the right thing, but it's going to suck missing the affection. hopefully you have a pet or something. give yourself some time then get back out in the dating world. it's all you can do.
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>>33958982
You can't get over someone you'd loved if you don't hate that person. That's how human works. That why women shout at their men before leaving them
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>>33958835
Try being friends. She might talk to you. I dislike my ex but I wish he would talk to me even though I broke up with him for similar reasons.
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>>33958835
You cant fill someone's cup with nothing in it. Maybe now that you've filled your cup maybe you can fill hers since you've had time to think.
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>>33959004
Yea I went on one date and just had to call it quits after kissing. Wasn't ready to process two women in my brain at once...

>>33959009
I am going to ignore your advice, you seem like a sad spiteful person.

>>33959018
I think we will get there. We have talked, she expressed her anger is really longing for me which made me sad. But she's gonna let me walk her dogs at least. Really she seems like she doesn't want to talk to me but so far has entertained any for of communication I offer so I think she does want to talk. She thought i hated her which isn't true

>>33959020
I am not sure what you mean by this. Her cup had nothing in it? If we're broken up, wouldn't it be just leading her on if I tried to fill her cup again?

I took the advice from the passport bros to change my location on the dating app to the Philippines.
From barely 10 matches I would get where I live to 1000+ in a few weeks in PHP, so it seems it worked.
Here's the thing - the few women I talked there (all in their 20s), all seemed like total NPCs.
They have ZERO interests, even western women seem to have more. They would outright tell me
"I love to watch TV and that's it"... Holy shit. And it was unable to keep a deeper conversation with them.
Not just about hobbies (which they lack), but in general, their responses were extremely.. soulless.

Is this the norm in the SEA or what's going on? Honest question.
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>>33958490
I won't read yellow fever threads invariably posted by goofy, subhuman nerds.
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>>33958490
that's true for pretty much all women you meet on aps unless you fall for "i like to travel" shit
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>>33958490
You're trying to talk to women from a different cultural sphere. Plus you sound socially inept. Don't expect much out of this. Same with Indonesia, SEA in general. Do you want to have "deep" conversations, or do you want a foreign wife who tries to scam you?
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>>33958490
Anon, filipinos have an average IQ of 77.
Almost the same score as indians(76).

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I have my law school finals in roughly two weeks. And in my studying and attempt at outlining I have come to the conclusion I am the most retarded brain dead ugly ass nigga to ever try to become a lawyer.

Is it over?
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yes. law is for nepo coasting chads and stacies, they all laugh at you behind your back for being poor and naive
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Even more brain dead than retards like Kamala Harris?
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>>33957088
You can do, Fren.
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>>33957088
I won't read nigger threads.
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Attorney here - find old exams online even from other law schools and practice the essays. Use flash cards. I didn’t pay attention in most classes and just crammed for exam still graduated with honors.

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Is it normal to have a girlfriend and
>still feel the urge to go to a prostitute (and is it moral?)
>have a major crush on a dead celebrity (Karen Carpenter)?
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Bump
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>>33955666
No my nigga. Relationships mean you say, “there are other women out there, but I will commit to one, and I’ll be happy.”
If you’re attracted to her and don’t fight, you have a steady supply of sex and are lucky. MAybe try different things during sex
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>>33955666
>major crush on a dead celebrity (Karen Carpenter)
Pre- or post-anorexia?
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>>33957624
Behind her drums. In her natural habitat. I love her so much bro :(
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>>33955666
It's not normal to have a GF here.

Sometimes when I'm on the go I get the urge to buy a cappucino or a latte for variety because I always drink black coffee at home, but since 90% of baristas are young women, I almost always end up buying plain black coffee instead to display dominance and masculinity.

How do I purchase milk-based coffee beverages in public without coming across as unmanly?
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>>33954508
Sure, coffee is probably not a miracle drug that will cure all your ills and make you live forever, but it's likely harmless at worst and healthy at best, so if you enjoy it, you might as well indulge.

Clean red meat and eggs are literally the healthiest foods on the planet though, and anyone trying to convince you otherwise are buck broken.
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>>33954528
I'm glad that I'm not addicted. I drink coffee maybe a few times per month, but get wicked coffee breath for some reason. Not even garlic sticks to me like that.
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>>33953458
Exactly
>>33952647
I ordered a wicked green matcha from Dunkin in the drive thru and the guy had to ask me if I wanted the regular green matcha or the wicked one at the window to be sure and I said the wicked one and i didn’t give af
they were both men but still, just don’t give a fuck
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>>33957865
>they were both men but still, just don’t give a fuck
That makes it easier, man. If a guy laughs at you for ordering a feminine beverage, you can say that you need the extra calories for later when you're fucking his mom or something. When girls judge, they usually do it silently, but you can always tell from the look in their eyes, but because it's all implicit, the aura loss is harder to recover from.
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>>33957888
Well they didn’t laugh
>>33952647
If they look at you with eyes of judgment look at them with eyes of rape
I mean the wicked drink would actually be funny to order from a woman cus it’s so feminine, but I have never once in my life cared about ordering a sugar cookie limited holiday drink from Starbucks from a woman. It’s her fucking job to slap some shit in a cup. They can sense if you care or not tho, you put off pharamones and electromagnetic pulses and if you don’t care they won’t even think about it.

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Is weird that I don’t want to live anymore and I like sleeping so I don’t have to deal with reality?
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>>33956703
weird how?
this >>33956708
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>>33956703
how long have you felt that way?
how old are you now (if i may ask)?
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>>33956703
It ain’t so weird but there will be buttloads of time for that later.
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>>33956703
I won't read is this normal threads (the usual reason).
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>>33956703
not uncommon, life sucks i'm quite depressed also

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I'm only 19 and my life is completely over

or should i hop on t? do i have a prominent brow ridge? am i recessed? i need an advice on this
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>>33958706
Look, your brow ridge is fine. It's inoffensive, doesn't really stand out in any meaningful way. What's more alarming is your highly recessed jaw and lack of a chin...also you appear to simply not have eyebrows. What the fuck is going on there? Did you shave them or what? Honestly, at 5'5', you're going to need all the help you can get facially - and eyebrows are kind of crucial in that department. They frame your face, so you need them to look good.
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>>33958938
>Did you shave them or what?
yep
>What's more alarming is your highly recessed jaw and lack of a chin
is it that bad?
>Look, your brow ridge is fine.
thanks
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>>33958923
how do u look?
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>>33958962
>yep
yeah definitely dont do that again
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>>33958989
yea i wont, i regret doing that

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How do I get better control of my emotions and not overreact when confronted by stressful people or situations?
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>>33958268
Meditation and combat sport training. Also, carrying a gun.
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>>33958268
Do you smoke weed? Stop that, too.
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>>33958268
Have a lot of panic attacks where you think you are dying. Then you'll get used to those situations over time. Meditation can work too, but you can't really test it much.
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>>33958268
Have a dangerous hobby. Like skydiving, motorcycling, free-solo climbing, speleology, scuba diving or escaping the IRS
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>>33958268
the best thing you can do is actually just focus on this as a problem. tell yourself before you see a stressful person "i am not going to freak out". wear a hairtye or rubber band on your wrist to remind you. you just need positive reinforcement and to remind yourself.

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My account has 8k subscribers. 11 years ago I used to upload subliminals to program peoples minds into getting them superpowers, which caused it to get quasi-popular but i deleted them. Since then I've just let the channel sit, I want to upload things but I'm afraid of losing my subscribers but i'm possibly sitting on a goldmine here
https://www.youtube.com/@blackeroni/videos
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>>33954002
oh like ben drowned
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>>33951016
>8k subs, half of which probably aren't even active accounts anymore, is a goldmine
the delusion some of you have lmao
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>11 years ago I used to upload subliminals
holy mama. 11.fucking.years.ago????
in 2014 they were already mkultra-ing our minds?
shits fucket yo
i thought subs/affs were a thing from 2019

i made my own subs. its fun but it is a LOT of work.
they work and how they do.
i could make money from that but why should i? that sjust extra work and i like my shleepy and full comfy NEEToid life
also im all out of suggestions/ideas of what subs id do.
they would get ultra naughty and completely unhinged
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>>33957144
>in 2014 they were already mkultra-ing our minds?
Do you see the irony in this question?
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>>33957358
irony?
no because im serious. this is not a laughing matter. mass psychological OPs on the goyim to influence the manifest in 3D towards negativity and total gaian enemy control is no laughing matter/irony for me.
is it for you?

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This has been weighing on me for a while. Basically, I need to decide very soon whether I am going to marry my gf, or break up with her.
I love her and she is pretty much everything I could ask for, except she is relatively flat-chested. I have suppressed this feeling, but I have started thinking recently that this is more important to me than I realized.
I don't know if I can see myself having a better connection with anyone else, and we are both very supportive of each other. However, I often wonder what I might be missing out on. I don't want us to resent each other down the line.
We're both 26 if that matters. Anyone who has perspective from a similar situation, especially any married anons, I'd appreciate hearing from you.
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>>33958231
Thanks anon, very helpful
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>>33958066
Assman here

Big breasts really don't do anything for you and I've sampled many sizes. Sure you might see porn with titjobs, but the reality of that sex act is that it is mediocre. If a woman has big breasts (a C cup or over), she's going to get a lot of attention from other men when you're not around, especially if she wears low cut garments to accentuate them. The novelty wears off fast. Small tits are more sensitive and will age better if she takes care of herself.

Now, from my perspective as an assman, a loose pussy is irredeemable. They can do Kegels, but that really doesn't fix the reality of you having to rub your dick on pussy wall to get off. Tight pussy is where it's at, especially if it grips. After a few pregnancies, she might loosen a bit but at least it was you and your kids doing it. If you start with loose puss, there's nowhere to go but looser.
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>>33958066
I won't read tits-obsessed threads. I mean, of all the things that are important enough to worry about, it makes no sense.
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>>33958066
I mean you should be concerned with making strong children. How tall are you and her? Is her face beautiful? Sounds like you mesh pretty well w everything else.
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>>33958066
If her being flat is the only thing, then you need to stop beating off so much and stop watching porn at all. if there are other things, then this is a different convo.

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Will I regret a life of gooning and vidya? Im 18 and just jerk off and play games all day
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>>33956617
You will definitely regret it if you don't sample alternate lifestyles.

If you build a promising future and walk away from it then you will feel fine.
First of all: because you know what you're walking away from, you lose the "grass is greener" FOMO.
Secondly: if you've succeeded once, then you know you can change your mind and go back.
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>>33956617
There is a choice between the simple comfortable life and a life of glory. This life of good and gaming will be peaceful, you will not be disturbed. However it may be boring. You may never achieve anything you judge to be of high achievement. You may never meet your greatest self. You will likely never find love as you can't just shun life and it's struggle without it shunning you as well.

It's up to you to determine what is valuable.
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>>33956617
Enjoy your days with gooning and vidya, you can be stressed with life at 25
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>>33956617
It is easier to meet people when young. Once you get older it’s a lot harder. By then people have soul crushing jobs, families, and lots of baggage. It is also easier to learn things when younger. It’s harder to get excited for things when older. If I were you, use some of the time to learn a valuable hand on skill. It will serve you well throughout your entire life.
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>>33956617
100% yes. go to the gym and get some muscle but stay lean, get a trendy haircut, and start talking to girls.

Is this a no? Seems too positive to be a no.
Am I fucked?
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You're not her first option. You're not a priority.
Treat her similarly.
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>>33955961
I hate some bitches so much it's unbelievable

Fuck em
Be Chad

Looks is the only thing that fucking works. Personality is second to that. Rooting from afar while creaming on some dude's cock. I hate this!!!! FUCK!
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>>33958316
>>33958333
Checked.

The negativity here is getting out of hand.
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>>33958089
yeah they try to catch me, but i turn them almost always down or they/i let them fizzle out.
i have standards, morals and principles.
if you are a pretentious faggot, so be it.
i will not bend myself for some pussy or vanity.
im not here to play.
i have my directives and objectives.
>so fucking entitled
if you make yourself good, beautiful and truthful, you literally become entitled (by outside force(s)). it is the law of the cosmos
not that (you) would have any concept of these things tho...which is a-ok. i dont judge you.
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>>33958963
I think it's because it a bad example, you should go to the movie if you are invited.


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